Ever After Movie Recap: Wave at the Gate
Fast tiny bitches Kelly & Molly break out the titty brooches and swan around with drinking tulle in their recap of the best movie of all time, 1998’s Ever After: A Cinderella Story. They praise the heck out of stars Drew Barrymore, Angelica Huston, Melanie Lynskey and Dougray Scott, cheer the return of face acting, recast Cinderella’s slipper as an Ugg boot, declare themselves a Barbie family, learn a lot from YM Magazine, pitch a morning radio show, argue about Cinderella’s consent to servitude, sort out Kim Kardashian’s various weddings, get misty for Prince Henry, and swing by Ye Olde Claire’s to get their ears pierced. Be sure to toot your #selfcarehorn and rate, review and recommend Red All Over. Stay tuned for more movie madness and coverage of the Netflix Alias Grace miniseries!