30: Just in Time to Miss the Oscars
No, we don’t think the audience will—yes, we know the last time was November; we just…oh, hi! We didn’t see you there. We were just talking to our agent. She thinks we should just close up shop and not even let you hear what the Screeners thought of 2014, that you’re not even listening at this point anyway. We’ve been insisting that we have a solemn duty to you, our loyal fans, and that we wouldn’t think of betraying that trust for anything longer than 3 months at a time. We’ll make her see reason yet.Anyway, the Screeners did just get together, they did talk about their favorite movies of 2014 (and some of their least favorite), and they do want you to hear it. Unfortunately, you won’t hear it until after AMPAS renders their opinions moot with that little Sunday night shindig. Fortunately, the Screeners have no shame, and they don’t care. Enjoy!