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Finale: Part 2
Sep 23, 2016 • 23 min
S9E24 In part two of the finale, several character witnesses are called to the stand in George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer’s trial. The bubble boy, Marla, the virgin, Mr. Bookman, Sidra, the old woman Jerry mugged, and several others give testimonies.…
Finale: Part 1
Sep 21, 2016 • 23 min
S9E23 In part one of the finale, the gang find out that the pilot for Jerry’s show has been approved and 13 episodes were ordered. NBC lends the foursome a jet to use before they have to move to California for the show, and they decide to go to Paris.…
Chronicle: Part 2
Sep 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E22 Part two of looking back on the past nine seasons of Seinfeld including bloopers.
Chronicle: Part 1
Sep 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E21 A look back on relationships, break ups, and other clips from the past nine seasons of Seinfeld.
Puerto Rican Day
Sep 19, 2016 • 21 min
S09E20 At a Mets game, Elaine, George, Jerry, and Kramer decide to leave in the 8th inning since the Mets are losing 8 to 0. However, they have a tough time getting home due to a Puerto Rican Day parade. George is taunted by a man with a laser pointer.…
Maid
Sep 14, 2016 • 21 min
S9E19 Everyone George works with has a nickname, so he decides he wants to be called T-Bone. However, his idea backfires when his co-workers start calling another guy T-Bone. Kramer’s girlfriend moves to downtown New York, so he now has to have a…
Frogger
Sep 14, 2016 • 21 min
S9E18 At a pizza parlor, Jerry and George see an old Frogger game that George used to play. He finds out that he still has the high score on the game, and attempts to save the game, with the help of Kramer, when he learns that the parlor is being torn…
Bookstore
Sep 5, 2016 • 21 min
S9E17 Jerry and George spend time at a bookstore in order to meet women. There, George takes a book to read into the bathroom, and is forced to buy it. Jerry sees Uncle Leo shoplifting, and tells his family about what he saw. Kramer and Newman start their…
Burning
Sep 5, 2016 • 21 min
S9E16 George begins to end conversations early so he doesn’t end up saying something stupid. Jerry overhears his girlfriend talking about “the tractor story”, and George and Jerry wonder what the story might entail. Kramer and Mickey volunteer to fake…
Wizard
Sep 5, 2016 • 21 min
S9E15 Jerry buys a $200 pocket Wizard organizer. Kramer moves to Del Boca Vista, deciding that he’s ready to retire. Together, Kramer and Morty plot to get Kramer elected president of the condo. To do so, they give each voter a cheap version of a Wizard,…
Strong Box
Aug 29, 2016 • 22 min
S9E14 Kramer buys a strongbox to keep his valuable belongings in. But when it comes time to hide the key, Kramer has a hard time deciding where to put it. Elaine finds a new boyfriend who becomes a big mystery to her, until she finds out why he likes to…
Cartoon
Aug 29, 2016 • 22 min
S9E13 Elaine comes across a cartoon in the New Yorker, but can’t figure out why it’s funny. She then becomes determined to get her comic published. Kramer’s honesty gets Jerry in trouble with Sally, an old friend of Elaine’s, and she begins to do stand-up…
Reverse Peephole
Aug 29, 2016 • 21 min
S9E12 Newman and Kramer switch peepholes so they’ll have a different view on the world. George buys a large wallet and keeps all of his receipts in it, but ends up putting one too many receipts in it. Elaine tries to get Jerry to use a Carry-All, or a…
Dealership
Aug 26, 2016 • 21 min
S9E11 Puddy is promoted from a mechanic to a car salesman, so Jerry tries to use Puddy to get a good deal on a new car. But when Elaine and Puddy get into a fight, Jerry tries to get them back together so he can get his good deal. At the dealership,…
Strike
Aug 26, 2016 • 21 min
S9E10 Jerry’s girlfriend, Gwen, looks either ugly or beautiful depending on what type of light she is in. At a Hanukkah party, George receives a donation made to a charity in his name as a gift. George sees this as an opportunity to not have to give out…
Apology
Aug 26, 2016 • 21 min
S9E09 George demands an apology from a recovering alcoholic for a comment he once made about one of George’s sweaters. Jerry’s new girlfriend does everything in the nude, leading Jerry and George to debate whether or not there is a bad nude. Kramer thinks…
Betrayal
Aug 23, 2016 • 22 min
S9E08 In an episode told backwards, Jerry, George and Elaine return home from their India trip and they don’t want to talk about the trip or even talk to each other. George finds out that Jerry slept with his girlfriend and to compensate, George wants to…
Slicer
Aug 23, 2016 • 22 min
S9E07 Elaine’s neighbor is out of the country and left her alarm set to go off at 3:30 am. Kramer buys a meat slicer, and Elaine breaks it when he lets her borrow it. Jerry’s new girlfriend is a doctor who only talks about healing people. George gets a…
Merv Griffin Show
Aug 23, 2016 • 9 min
S9E06 Kramer finds part of a Merv Griffin Show set in a dumpster. He sets the pieces up in his apartment and creates his own show, featuring him as a host. Jerry’s girlfriend collects old toys and refuses to let anyone play with them. George hits a…
Junk Mail
Aug 19, 2016 • 22 min
S9E05 Kramer gets disgusted with all of the junk mail he receives, so he closes off his mailbox and forwards all of his mail to Jerry’s box. Jerry has a show to help a car dealership owned by “Fragile” Frankie, and is given a van for his help. Meanwhile,…
Blood
Aug 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E04 Jerry’s parents hire a personal trainer for him. However, the trainer is very old and ends up throwing out his back. Kramer begins stocking up on his own blood, but runs into refrigeration problems. George decides that if he could combine sex and…
Serenity Now
Aug 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E03 Frank begins to use the phrase “serenity now” every time he feels his blood pressure rising. Elaine is invited to a bar mitzvah for her boss’s son and is French kissed by the son. George begins to work as a computer salesman, but isn’t good at…
Voice
Aug 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E02 George’s co-workers find out that he’s faking his handicap and they no longer treat him special. George has a contract, so he can’t be fired, but everyone tries their best to get him to quit. Jerry and George mock Jerry’s new girlfriend, Claire,…
Butter Shave
Aug 19, 2016 • 21 min
S9E01 Kenny Bania, Jerry’s rival, continues to take Jerry’s past material, and even starts dating one of Jerry’s ex-girlfriends. To change this, Jerry decides to do badly in one of his acts so Kenny will do bad as well. But Jerry’s plan completely…
Summer of George
Jul 20, 2016 • 21 min
S8E22 George finds out that his severance pay will last him 3 months, enough to pay for a relaxing summer of no work. Jerry is invited to the Tony Awards, and Kramer sneaks into the event. He sits in Raquel Welch’s seat and has to accept an award for her.…
Muffin Tops
Jul 20, 2016 • 22 min
S8E21 A muffin shop starts selling the tops of muffins, but runs into problems when the muffin bottoms begin to pile up. Kramer tries to get rid of the bottoms for the shop, but is turned down by everyone he offers them to. Jerry decides to shave his…
Millennium
Jul 20, 2016 • 21 min
S8E20 Kramer and Newman both plan parties to celebrate the new millennium, Kraminnium and Newmanium, respectively. Kramer and Elaine team up to hurt business at a clothing store. George thinks that the Mets have a job for him, so he tries his best to get…
Yada Yad
Jul 20, 2016 • 25 min
S8E19 George’s girlfriend uses the phrase “yada yada” to skip to the end of stories she tells, which George sees as the best part of her stories. Elaine agrees to be a character witness for a friend who’s trying to adopt. Kramer and Mickey go on a double…
Nap
Jul 20, 2016 • 21 min
S8E18 George begins to nap under his desk and everyone assumes that he is working because no one can find him. Steinbrenner decides to wait in George’s office for him to return, so George has Jerry call in a bomb threat to get Steinbrenner out of his…
English Patient
Jul 4, 2016 • 21 min
S8E17 The gang alienates Elaine when they find out that she didn’t like The English Patient. She lies to Peterman about seeing it, so he arranges for her to watch it. Kramer teaches a group of Dominicans about communism, which leads them to revolt on…
Pothole
Jul 4, 2016 • 21 min
S8E16 Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend’s toothbrush in the toilet and she uses it before he can tell her about it. Not wanting to tell her the truth, Jerry tries to sterilize her mouth and refuses to kiss her. Once he finally tells her, she drops…
Susie
Jul 4, 2016 • 21 min
S8E15 Elaine decides to have an alter-ego when a co-worker mistakenly calls her Susie. Susie gets blamed for everything at work and Elaine becomes more popular because she is the only one that ever can find Susie. However, Elaine has to fake Susie’s death…
Van Buren Boys
Jul 4, 2016 • 22 min
S8E14 George interviews candidates for the foundation money. He doesn’t find anyone he likes until he finds a boy who is similar to him and agrees to give the boy the scholarship. Later, George has a run-in with a gang, The Van Buren Boys, and by accident…
Comeback
Jul 4, 2016 • 22 min
S8E13 George is teased at a meeting by Reily and can’t think of a good comeback until it’s too late. Determined to deliver his great comeback, George tracks down Reily, who no longer works for the Yankees, in Ohio and personally gives him the comeback.…
Money
Jul 1, 2016 • 22 min
S8E12 Jerry’s parents think that Jerry has run into financial trouble, so they sell the Cadillac that Jerry gave them to Klompus for 6000 dollars. Jerry then goes to Florida to get the car back, but ends up paying Klompus 14,000 dollars for it. Meanwhile,…
Little Jerry
Jul 1, 2016 • 22 min
S8E11 Jerry bounces a check at a market and the owner puts it up for everyone to see. Jerry soon finds that the owner runs an underground cock fight, so Jerry and Kramer train Kramer’s rooster, named Little Jerry, to beat the big rooster. Meanwhile,…
Andrea Doria
Jul 1, 2016 • 21 min
S8E10 George goes up against a survivor of the Andrea Doria shipwreck to get a cheap apartment. Though the panel originally leans toward giving the apartment to the survivor, George wins them over by telling them about his pathetic life and his fiancee…
Abstinence
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E09 George decides to abstain from sex with his girlfriend because she has a disease that would be complicated by sex. After not having sex for so long, George becomes smart and finds that he’s wasted his intellectual talents in his constant pursuit of…
Chicken Roaster
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E08 Elaine lets George buy an expensive hat with her company expense account. She tries to replace the hat with a Russian fur hat, but has no luck. Later, Elaine heads to Burma to have Peterman authorize her expenses. Jerry and Kramer switch apartments…
Checks
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E07 Jerry receives his royalty checks for his appearance on a Japanese TV show and gets writer’s cramp after signing them all. Kramer helps some Japanese tourists by finding them sleeping quarters in a chest of drawers. Kramer tries to show the tourists…
Fatigues
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E06 Elaine has to fire a man, but can’t do it and ends up promoting him instead. The man that she promoted wears army fatigues and constantly talks about wars and battles. While working on the J. Peterman catalog, the man causes everyone to quit,…
Package
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E05 George thinks the woman at the photo lab is coming on to him when he finds pictures of a woman in his photos. Kramer sees that Jerry has a stereo that he doesn’t like, so he helps Jerry get a refund on the stereo. To do so, he mails Jerry the stereo…
Little Kicks
Jun 29, 2016 • 21 min
S8E04 George watches Elaine dance at an office party and notices how bad of a dancer she is. However, Elaine thinks that she is a great dancer until she watches a video of her dancing. Elaine tells a co-worker that George is a bad boy, which the woman…
Bizarro Jerry
Jun 20, 2016 • 23 min
S8E03 Elaine makes new friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Jerry dates a woman who is very beautiful but has “man hands”. George finds a way to get into the “Forbidden City”, a place where models hang out. Kramer uses the…
Soul Mate
Jun 20, 2016 • 21 min
S8E02 George begins to think that the foundation suspects that George was the one that killed Susan. To find out for sure, George hides a tape recorder in a brief case and leaves it in a foundation meeting. Elaine gets pressured from her friends to have a…
Foundation
Jun 20, 2016 • 22 min
S8E01 George starts to move on with his life after Susan’s death. Susan’s parents start a foundation in Susan’s memory and want George to run it. Jerry runs into Delores and she tries to get back with him until she finds out that he broke off an…
Invitations
Jun 20, 2016 • 23 min
S7E24 As the wedding date gets closer and closer, George continues to try to get out of the marriage. Everyone gives him suggestions on how to get out of it — Elaine suggests taking up smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nup so she thinks he has trust…
Wait Out
Jun 20, 2016 • 22 min
S7E23 Kramer starts wearing tight pants that are hard for him to get in and out of. George comments on a couple’s relationship and Jerry and Elaine wait for them to break up so they can pursue them. But George begins to feel bad about the comment, but…
Bottle Deposit: Part 2
Jun 13, 2016 • 20 min
S7E22 George’s boss is impressed by George’s work on the project. Jerry has a detective try to find his car, but the detective doesn’t come up with anything. On their way to Michigan, Kramer and Newman see Jerry’s car in Ohio and Kramer pursues the car.…
Bottle Deposit: Part 1
Jun 13, 2016 • 21 min
S7E21 George’s boss gives him an important assignment, but George doesn’t hear all of the details. Elaine overbids on a set of golf clubs for J. Peterman. He tells her not to go over 10,000 dollars, but once Sue Ellen keeps bidding higher than Elaine,…
Calzone
Jun 13, 2016 • 22 min
S7E20 George has Steinbrenner try an eggplant calzone, and afterwards, Steinbrenner has to consult George before making any major moves or decisions. Jerry thinks that Elaine’s boyfriend is dating her without him actually asking her out. Kramer starts…
Wig Master
Jun 10, 2016 • 22 min
S7E19 Jerry gets Elaine to help him prove that a sales clerk is wrong about a jacket, but Elaine ends up dating the clerk. George and Kramer find a cheap parking lot and decide to park their cars there. Later, George finds that a hooker used his car after…
Friars Club
Jun 10, 2016 • 22 min
S7E18 Jerry borrows a jacket to get into the Friars Club, but loses it at a dinner theater. Kramer tries to sleep like Leonardo di Vinci, but ends up falling asleep at inopportune times. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine tries to prove that he his…
Doll
Jun 10, 2016 • 22 min
S7E17 George’s girlfriend has a doll that looks exactly like George’s mother. Jerry carries a package for one of Susan’s friends, who warns Jerry to be careful with it. Jerry doesn’t break her package, but he ends up breaking barbecue sauce that he was…
Shower Head
Jun 8, 2016 • 22 min
S7E16 Elaine has to get a physical before she can go to Africa with J. Peterman. However, after eating poppy seeds, she tests positive for opium. Jerry and Newman plot to get new shower heads after the building installs new shower heads to conserve water.…
Cadillac: Part 2
Jun 8, 2016 • 21 min
S7E15 Elaine gives George Marisa Tomei’s phone number and Susan becomes suspicious. Elaine helps George with Marisa by being his alibi, which involves being an importer/exporter named Art Vandelay. In Florida, Jerry runs into the woman that he stole the…
Cadillac: Part 1
Jun 8, 2016 • 21 min
S7E14 Jerry goes to Florida to surprise his parents with a Cadillac. Kramer and Elaine find out how much money Jerry makes, and Elaine becomes interested in Jerry again. George rethinks his engagement when he learns that he may be able to meet Marisa…
Seven
Jun 8, 2016 • 22 min
S7E13 Elaine finds a bike that she wants but strains her neck trying to get it down off of a wall. Kramer helps Elaine get rid of her neck problems, but wants the bike in exchange for his help. George tells Susan that he wants to name their first child…
Caddy
Jun 8, 2016 • 22 min
S7E12 George leaves his car in the parking lot at Yankee Stadium waiting for a locksmith. George’s boss thinks that George is putting in extra hours, because is car is there all day, and gives him a promotion. After finding out that his boss thinks he’s…
Rye
Jun 1, 2016 • 22 min
S7E11 George, along with his parents, is invited for dinner at his girlfriend’s parent’s house. They bring along a marble rye bread to give to her parents. But as they leave, George accidentally grabs the bread on the way out, causing a stir. Now, George,…
Gum
Jun 1, 2016 • 22 min
S7E10 Kramer becomes active in getting an old theater reopened. Kramer also befriends one of George’s old friends, Lloyd, who is recovering from a nervous breakdown. Kramer tries the gum that Lloyd likes and insists that everyone try it as well.…
Sponge
Jun 1, 2016 • 22 min
S7E09 Elaine finds out that her favorite birth control method, “the sponge” is going to be discontinued, so she goes around town to find all the sponges she can find. Since she could only find a limited amount, Elaine comes up with a system of requiring…
Pool Guy
May 23, 2016 • 22 min
S7E08 Jerry gets annoyed by a pool guy who really wants to be friends with Jerry. Kramer helps Jerry get rid of him by pretending to be moviefone each time the pool guy calls Jerry. Elaine gets tickets for a historical clothing exhibit but realizes she…
Secretary Code
May 23, 2016 • 22 min
S7E07 George tries to keep his ATM code secret from Susan. Elaine becomes interested in a man who can’t remember her. Jerry’s foot falls asleep at the wrong time and a one-legged man thinks that Jerry’s making fun of him. Meanwhile, Kramer gets an…
Soup Nazi
May 23, 2016 • 22 min
S7E06 A new soup restaurant opens with soup that everyone loves. But the owner, dubbed ‘the Soup Nazi’, is eccentric and wants everyone to follow a strict ordering procedure. Both Jerry and Elaine make mistakes ordering and are angry when they aren’t…
Hot Tub
May 16, 2016 • 22 min
S7E05 George picks up a new way of speaking after spending time with baseball officials. But when George uses the words he picked up at work, he runs into some trouble. Elaine has an immigrant runner, who overslept before the Olympics and missed them, as…
Wink
May 16, 2016 • 22 min
S7E04 At work, George gets put in charge of a birthday card for the Yankees, but after getting grapefruit juice in his eye, George begins to wink at the wrong times. Jerry dates Elaine’s cousin, but dating her conflicts with his new diet. Meanwhile,…
Maestro
May 16, 2016 • 22 min
S7E03 George begins to feel the pressures of his relationship with Susan so he tries to help a security guard who works at a store that Susan’s uncle owns. However, George’s help ends up doing more bad then good. Elaine dates a man who likes to be called…
Postponement
May 10, 2016 • 22 min
S7E02 George convinces Susan to postpone their wedding date. Elaine becomes jealous towards George’s engagement, upset that George is the first of the four to get engaged. Elaine talks about her jealousy with a rabbi, who tells Jerry about their…
Engagement
May 10, 2016 • 23 min
S7E01 Jerry and George start to rethink their relationships with women. George gets back together with Susan, and after some convincing, she agrees to marry George. But after becoming engaged, George begins to feel trapped. Meanwhile, Jerry breaks up with…
Understudy
May 10, 2016 • 21 min
S6E24 Jerry and George play in a celebrity softball game and people think that they purposely injured Bette Midler after George accidentally slides into her at home plate. Kramer becomes friends with Bette Midler while she is in the hospital. Elaine…
Face Painter
May 2, 2016 • 21 min
S6E23 George talks about toilet paper with his girlfriend and starts to think that he’s in love with her. When he tells her about his feelings, she doesn’t respond at all. Elaine dates a man who paints his face for hockey games and his actions at the…
Diplomats’ Club
May 2, 2016 • 21 min
S6E22 Elaine decides to quit her job but changes her mind when she learns that Mr. Pitt added her to his will. George’s boss thinks that he’s a racist and George has to prove otherwise. After traveling to Ithaca, Jerry tries to meet a model at the…
Fusilli Jerry
May 2, 2016 • 21 min
S6E21 Kramer gets the custom license plates that he ordered but they read ASSMAN instead of what he ordered. Despite being wrong, Kramer uses them anyway and wonders who assman is. Jerry comes up with a new move to use during sex and is mad when he finds…
Doodle
Apr 29, 2016 • 21 min
S6E20 George finds a doodle that his girlfriend did of him. He has Elaine find out if she really likes him or not and learns that she likes him because “looks are not important”. Jerry finds fleas in his apartment and figures out that they came from…
Jimmy
Apr 29, 2016 • 21 min
S6E19 Elaine meets a man at the gym that she really wants to date and ends up talking to “the Jimmy”, a man that refers to himself in the third person. Jerry goes to the dentist for some dental work and when he comes to, he sees the dentist and his…
Doorman
Apr 27, 2016 • 21 min
S6E18 Jerry gets in trouble with the doorman at Elaine’s boss’s apartment but was only trying to be nice. Kramer and Frank Costanza go into business together to help the manly breast problem that Frank has.
Kiss Hello
Apr 27, 2016 • 21 min
S6E17 Elaine’s friend, a woman that Jerry has to ‘kiss hello’, has an old hairstyle and Jerry and Elaine try to get Kramer to tell her about it. Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building. Soon, Jerry gives every woman in the building a ‘kiss…
Beard
Apr 27, 2016 • 21 min
S6E16 Elaine tries to make a homosexual man “switch teams”. George gets a hair piece that makes him look ridiculous but gives him more confidence. Kramer sets George up with a bald woman and debates whether or not he can date a bald woman. Jerry starts…
Highlights of a Hundred: Part 2
Apr 18, 2016 • 21 min
S6E15 Part two of the 100 episode mark celebration with clips from the previous 99 episodes.
Highlights of a Hundred: Part 1
Apr 18, 2016 • 20 min
S6E14 A clip-filled episode of highlights from the first 99 episodes of Seinfeld.
Scafflaw
Apr 18, 2016 • 21 min
S6E13 Kramer helps Newman to escape from a cop that’s been trying to find Newman for years due to his bad parking. Jerry finds out that a man is faking cancer to get sympathy. Meanwhile, George gets a hairpiece and Elaine buys some sunglasses.
Label Maker
Apr 15, 2016 • 21 min
S6E12 Jerry and Elaine think that they got regifted when Jerry gets a label maker that Elaine gave to a friend for a gift. George convinces his girlfriend to have her male roommate move out, but soon regrets his decision. Kramer and Newman play a long…
Switch
Apr 15, 2016 • 21 min
S6E11 Jerry dates a woman, but he likes her roommate more than her. George and Jerry try to come up with a plan of how Jerry can pull off a roommate switch. Meanwhile, George thinks his girlfriend is bulimic and Kramer decides it’s time to start using his…
Race
Apr 15, 2016 • 21 min
S6E10 Elaine dates a communist, who talks to Kramer about Communism. Kramer gets a job as a department store Santa and tells the children communist propaganda. Jerry meets up with an old high school classmate who he beat in a track race. The friend argues…
Secretary
Apr 11, 2016 • 21 min
S6E09 Jerry sees his dry cleaner wearing one of his jackets he took in and goes to confront the man. George hires an unattractive secretary so he won’t be distracted, but her efficiency gets her a raise, making her salary higher than George’s. Kramer…
Mom & Pop Store
Apr 11, 2016 • 21 min
S6E08 Kramer gets cut by a wire outside a mom and pop store and the store gets in trouble when it’s inspected for faulty wiring. The repairs cost more than the store can afford, so Kramer and Jerry set out to help the store. Meanwhile, George buys a car…
Soup
Apr 11, 2016 • 22 min
S6E07 Kenny Bania, Jerry’s comic rival, gives him a free Armani suit, but asks for a free meal in return. At a restaurant, Jerry buys Kenny soup, but Kenny doesn’t think it’s enough. Because of his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh fruit.…
Gymnast
Apr 1, 2016 • 21 min
S6E06 Jerry dates a gymnast and wants to have sex with her because of it. But, George, once again, strikes out in his relationship. Elaine’s boss becomes obsessed with 3-D artwork and sends Elaine to represent him in a merger while he goes to find the…
Couch
Apr 1, 2016 • 21 min
S6E05 George joins a book club but since he doesn’t like to read, he tries to rent the movie instead. When the movie he needs to see is rented out, he begs the family with the copy to watch it with them. Jerry buys a new couch and Elaine dates the…
Chinese Woman
Apr 1, 2016 • 21 min
S6E04 Jerry dates a woman, who he thinks is Chinese, after phone lines get crossed and he asks her out. Kramer worries that his sperm count is low so he goes to a fertility clinic. George’s parents separate and he worries that they’re going to get…
Pledge Drive
Mar 29, 2016 • 21 min
S6E03 Jerry finally goes to the bank to cash checks that his grandmother gave to him for his birthday. The checks bounce, causing a big hassle for his grandmother. Jerry volunteers to host a PBS fundraiser and George gets a Yankee player, Danny Tartabull,…
Big Salad
Mar 29, 2016 • 21 min
S6E02 George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. George can’t forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, and Elaine…
Chaperone
Mar 29, 2016 • 21 min
S6E01 Jerry begins to date Miss Rhode Island, and when they need a chaperone to accompany them to the pageant, Kramer volunteers. At the pageant, Kramer tries to help her prepare and becomes her coach in the process. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to get a job…
Opposite
Mar 21, 2016 • 21 min
S5E22 George realizes that if he’d do the opposite of what he would normally do, his luck may change for the better. Once George quits following his instincts, he finds himself with a job, girlfriend, and free of his parents. Elaine’s luck isn’t as good…
Hamptons
Mar 21, 2016 • 21 min
S5E21 During a trip to the Hamptons to visit a new baby, George is angry that everyone saw his girlfriend topless, except him. Jerry’s girlfriend sees George come out of a pool nude and George explains the concept of “shrinkage” to her. Meanwhile, Kramer…
Fire
Mar 21, 2016 • 21 min
S5E20 George goes to a party at his girlfriend’s apartment, then flees the building after seeing a fire, pushing his girlfriend’s son out of the way in the process. Kramer dates one of Elaine’s co-workers, which bothers her, and Jerry plots revenge on the…
Raincoats: Part 2
Mar 18, 2016 • 21 min
S5E19 Jerry and his girlfriend go to Schindler’s List, but don’t spend too much time watching the movie. Newman, however, tries to watch the movie but is distracted by Jerry and his girlfriend. The Seinfelds miss their flight to France and George…
Raincoats: Part 1
Mar 18, 2016 • 21 min
S5E18 Jerry’s parents stay at his apartment before their trip to Paris. Since his parents are there, Jerry can’t spend any alone-time with his girlfriend. Elaine’s boyfriend, a “close-talker”, becomes obsessed with Jerry’s parents. Kramer and Morty…
Wife
Mar 18, 2016 • 21 min
S5E17 Jerry has his girlfriend pose as his wife to get a marriage discount on his dry cleaning. But when Uncle Leo overhears the woman say she’s Jerry’s wife, his plan begins to backfire. Meanwhile, at the gym George uses the shower as a bathroom and…
Stand-In
Mar 18, 2016 • 21 min
S5E16 Kramer talks his midget friend, Mickey, to wear lifts to appear taller in his stand-in work. Jerry visits a friend at the hospital, but his visit doesn’t help his health. George decides to break up with his girlfriend, but changes his mind when he…
Pie
Mar 15, 2016 • 21 min
S5E15 Jerry’s girlfriend won’t share a piece of pie with him. Elaine comes across a mannequin that looks exactly like her, and tries to find out where it came from. George tries to get a suit for half price and Kramer has a persistent itch.
Marine Biologist
Mar 15, 2016 • 21 min
S5E14 Jerry tells an old college friend of Jerry and George’s that George is a marine biologist. But the lie comes back to bite them when George is on the beach and is asked to save a whale. Meanwhile, Kramer has problems golfing and Elaine’s pocket…
Dinner Party
Mar 15, 2016 • 21 min
S5E13 George, Jerry, Kramer and Elaine all struggle to come up with a dinner party gift. Jerry and Elaine decide to get a cake, but they don’t take a number and are stuck with a cake with hair on it. Kramer and George decide to get wine, but George only…
Stall
Mar 14, 2016 • 21 min
S5E12 While in the bathroom, Elaine runs out of toilet paper and asks the woman in the stall next to her for some. The woman, who happens to be Jerry’s girlfriend, refuses to give her some. Elaine dates a man that Jerry refers to as a mimbo, a male bimbo.…
Conversation
Mar 14, 2016 • 21 min
S5E11 George converts to Latvian Orthodox to be with a woman of the same religion, but his parents aren’t pleased with the change. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend’s medicine cabinet and has Elaine find out from her podiatrist friend…
Cigar Store Indian
Mar 14, 2016 • 21 min
S5E10 Jerry offends a female Native American when he gives Elaine a “Cigar Store Indian” as a gift. George spills coffee on his parents’ coffee table, makes Elaine take the subway home, and gives her a TV Guide to read on the ride home. On the subway,…
Masseuse
Mar 8, 2016 • 21 min
S5E09 Elaine finds the perfect man, except the fact that his name is the same as a famous serial killer. Later, Elaine convinces him to change his name and they try to think up possible names. Meanwhile, Jerry dates a masseuse who won’t give him a massage…
Barber
Mar 8, 2016 • 21 min
S5E08 Jerry gets a bad hair cut but can’t make himself tell his barber about it or find a new one. Jerry decides to get a haircut, in secret, by his barber’s assistant in his apartment. When the barber suspects that Jerry is getting his hair cut by…
Non-Fat Yogurt
Mar 8, 2016 • 21 min
S5E07 Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt shop, but Jerry and Elaine begin to think it was a bad investment when everyone that eats the yogurt gains weight. When Kramer starts dating a lab technician, Jerry and Elaine have her test the yogurt to see why…
Lip Reader
Mar 1, 2016 • 21 min
S5E06 Kramer gets a job as a ball boy for the US Open and brings Jerry to the event with him. Jerry falls for one of the players and asks her on a date. However, the woman is deaf, but can read lips, and George and Jerry use her to eavesdrop on George’s…
Bris
Mar 1, 2016 • 20 min
S5E05 George, Jerry, and Elaine go to the hospital to witness a birth. Jerry and Elaine agree to be the baby’s Godparents and plan the Jewish ceremonies for the baby. Kramer thinks he saw a “pig man” at the hospital and sets out to prove that the man…
Sniffing Accountant
Mar 1, 2016 • 21 min
S5E04 Frank Costanza gets George an interview for a bra salesman position. Elaine’s boyfriend adds exclamation marks to everything he writes, and Elaine gets offended when he doesn’t use an exclamation mark in a note he wrote her. Everyone suspects that…
Glasses
Feb 24, 2016 • 21 min
S5E03 George’s glasses are stolen, so he goes to one of Kramer’s friends to try to get a discount on a new pair. Elaine gets bitten by a dog and develops a fear of dogs afterwards. Without his glasses on, George thinks she saw Jerry’s girlfriend kiss one…
Puffy Shirt
Feb 24, 2016 • 21 min
S5E02 Kramer starts dating a ‘low talker’ and at dinner with the two, Jerry says ‘yes’ to a question she asks him, even though he couldn’t hear it. Jerry soon learns that she asked him to wear a new shirt style, the puffy shirt, during his act on The…
Mango
Feb 24, 2016 • 21 min
S5E01 When Kramer gets banned from buying fruit from his usual fruit stand, he gets Jerry to buy the fruit for him. George loses confidence in bed after he thinks he’s impotent. Jerry learns that Elaine faked orgasms when they were together and begs for…
Pilot: Part 2
Feb 4, 2016 • 24 min
S4E24 George confronts TV Kramer about the raisins and has to get a biopsy done on the white spot on his lip. Elaine starts an investigation on the coffee shop owner. Everyone, including Jerry’s relatives, watch the pilot episode but when the current NBC…
Pilot: Part 1
Feb 4, 2016 • 22 min
S4E23 Jerry and George finally get the green light to shoot their pilot episode. During filming, George becomes preoccupied with a white spot on his lip and then suspects that Kramer’s character is stealing boxes of raisins from the set. Meanwhile, Elaine…
Handicap Spot
Jan 27, 2016 • 22 min
S4E22 George parks his father’s car in a handicap parking spot while he tries to find an engagement present for “the Drake.” A handicap woman gets injured because of George’s parking, so feeling guilty, George and Kramer visit her in the hospital. Kramer…
Smelly Car
Jan 27, 2016 • 22 min
S4E21 A valet leaves a strong odor in Jerry’s car, and when Jerry can’t get rid of it, he tries to sell the car. When it won’t sell, Jerry leaves the car, with the keys in the ignition, for someone to take. George spots Susan holding hands with another…
Junior Mint
Jan 27, 2016 • 22 min
S4E20 Jerry gets a date with a woman but has trouble remembering her name. He discovers that it rhymes with a female body part and with the help of George; they come up with Mulva, Bovary, and Arethra as possible names. Elaine visits an old friend who is…
Implant
Jan 15, 2016 • 22 min
S4E19 Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend after Elaine convinces him she has breast implants. At the sauna, Elaine discovers that they are real after she pretends to fall. George goes to Detroit for a funeral with his girlfriend and tries to get a copy of…
Old Man
Jan 15, 2016 • 22 min
S4E18 George, Elaine, and Jerry volunteer at a retirement home. Elaine is grossed out by her resident; Jerry is assigned to a mean old man, who he loses when he takes him to get his dentures repaired. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman try to make money by…
Outing
Jan 15, 2016 • 22 min
S4E17 Jerry and George have to prove that they’re straight after a college reporter misinterprets a joke that Jerry and George were trying to play on her. Things get worse when the story is picked up by the New York Post.
Shoes
Dec 5, 2015 • 22 min
S4E16 George and Jerry try to keep their TV series alive but run into problems when they can’t figure out what to do with the Elaine character. Then George is caught staring at one of the executive’s daughter’s cleavage, threatening the entire series.…
Visa
Dec 5, 2015 • 23 min
S4E15 funny around her so he can still appear funny to her. However, when Jerry starts talking dark and twisted, the lawyer begins to fall for Jerry’s personality instead. Meanwhile, Kramer accidentally punches Mickey Mantle at a baseball fantasy camp and…
Movie
Dec 5, 2015 • 22 min
S4E14 George, Elaine, Kramer and Jerry plan on seeing a movie together. However, George gets in the wrong line for tickets and the four have to go to another theater to see the movie. There, through a series of errors, George ends up in the wrong movie,…
Pick
Nov 11, 2015 • 23 min
S4E13 Jerry goes on a date with the model from the plane but gets dumped after the model thinks she sees Jerry picking his nose in the car next to her. Elaine sends out a Christmas card that shows a bit too much of her. George tries to get back together…
Airport
Nov 11, 2015 • 23 min
S4E12 After their original flight gets cancelled, Jerry and Elaine catch another plane, but Elaine gets put in coach while Jerry is in first class seated next to a model. Elaine misses the meal service and quickly gets tired of the crowded coach section.…
Contest
Nov 11, 2015 • 23 min
S4E11 Jerry challenges George to see who can go the longest without masturbation. Kramer and Elaine find out about the bet and decide they want in on it too. Jerry’s girlfriend, however, is disgusted by the premise of the contest.
Virgin
Nov 11, 2015 • 23 min
S4E10 George and Jerry continue working on their script and try to find a good idea to base the series off of. George considers dumping Susan so he can use his new profession to attract women. Jerry finds out that a girl he started dating is still a…
Opera
Nov 11, 2015 • 23 min
S4E09 Kramer gets everyone tickets to the opera. But George scalps his tickets after Susan can’t go. Elaine breaks up with “Crazy” Joe, and Jerry and Elaine go to the opera together, each not knowing the other’s past with “Crazy” Joe.
Cheever Letters
Oct 13, 2015 • 23 min
S4E08 George and Jerry begin to write the script for their pilot episode. George and Susan talk to Susan’s father about the cabin fire and discover his secret while looking through papers recovered from the cabin. Meanwhile, Kramer goes to the Cuban…
Bubble Boy
Oct 13, 2015 • 23 min
S4E07 Elaine, Jerry, George and Susan go to a cabin owned by Susan’s father. They all take a side trip with Jerry to visit a sick fan who is a “bubble boy” in order to avoid germs. They all play trivial pursuit with the boy and George fights with him over…
Watch
Oct 13, 2015 • 23 min
S4E06 At dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo, Jerry has to defend throwing the watch away after Uncle Leo brings up that he saw it in the trash. Elaine uses Kramer to pose as her boyfriend in order to break up with her psychiatrist boyfriend and George…
Wallet
Oct 7, 2015 • 23 min
S4E05 Morty, Jerry’s father, comes to New York to see a back specialist and asks Jerry about the watch he gave him. At NBC, George tries negotiate their deal, but ends up doing more bad than good. Meanwhile, Elaine returns from Europe and breaks up with…
Ticket
Oct 7, 2015 • 23 min
S4E04 Kramer’s side effects from the accident begin to take their toll on him. Jerry throws away an old watch his parents gave him and Uncle Leo spots the watch in the trash. Newman convinces Kramer to be his alibi at his trial and Jerry and George get a…
Pitch
Oct 7, 2015 • 23 min
S4E03 Jerry is asked by NBC to pitch an idea for a TV show. With George’s help, he and Jerry come up with idea of “nothing” for a TV show. However, George’s confidence as a screenwriter is lowered after his mother tells him he isn’t a screenwriter. Also,…
Trip: Part 2
Oct 7, 2015 • 23 min
S4E02 Jerry and George try to tell the police that Kramer isn’t the Smog Strangler and Kramer is oblivious to the manhunt launched to find him. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and accidentally let a criminal escape when they exit the car. The…
Trip: Part 1
Oct 7, 2015 • 23 min
S4E01 Jerry and George go to L.A. where Jerry is going to be on the Tonight Show. While in L.A., they try to find Kramer who is trying to get his script read. Jerry loses paper with his jokes written on them and his act doesn’t go well after George…
Keys
Aug 24, 2015 • 23 min
S3E23 Jerry takes back Kramer’s key to his apartment and gives it to Elaine instead. When Jerry needs his spare key to get into his apartment, he enlists the help of George to get it out of Elaine’s apartment and they discover the script she had written.…
Parking Space
Aug 24, 2015 • 23 min
S3E22 Elaine borrows Jerry’s car and tries to explain away the strange sound it makes after she uses it with a crazy story. Mike, one of Kramer’s friends, thinks Jerry is a phony and George gets into a fight with Mike over a parking space.
Letter
Aug 24, 2015 • 23 min
S3E21 Kramer poses for Jerry’s girlfriend and his portrait becomes a masterpiece in the eyes of an elderly couple. Later, Jerry’s girlfriend writes him a letter but Jerry hears the same lines from the letter on TV. Elaine wears an Orioles hat to a Yankee…
Good Samaritan
Aug 19, 2015 • 23 min
S3E20 When Jerry confronts a woman that he saw hit-and-run, he ends up dating her, causing the victim to think Jerry did it. Meanwhile, George sleeps with Elaine’s friend and Kramer has bad reactions to Marty Hart’s voice.
Limo
Aug 19, 2015 • 23 min
S3E19 George and Jerry take a limo that was supposed to be for a passenger who never made it on the plane and invite Elaine and Kramer to join them. However, things take a turn for the worst when they have to pretend they’re the real people, who turn out…
Boyfriend: Part 2
Jun 18, 2015 • 27 min
S3E18 George continues to convince the unemployment office that he’s getting a job. Jerry and Kramer go to visit a former neighbor and her baby. Elaine breaks up with Keith after discovering he smokes and Jerry breaks up with him as well. Also, George…
Boyfriend: Part 1
Jun 18, 2015 • 19 min
S3E17 Jerry gets to meet Keith Hernandez, a New York Mets player and tries to make a good first impression. Later, Keith goes on a date with Elaine, missing his plans with Jerry. Meanwhile, George has to talk the unemployment agency into extending his…
Fix-Up
Jun 18, 2015 • 23 min
S3E16 Together, Elaine and Jerry try to fix up George with Elaine’s friend. Prior to their blind date, Kramer hands out condoms he was given and Jerry and Elaine agree to keep each other updated about how George’s date went. However, Jerry and Elaine…
Suicide
Jun 18, 2015 • 23 min
S3E15 Elaine has to fast for an upcoming X-ray appointment but breaks the fast for a piece of coffee cake. Jerry is hit on by Gina, a woman whose husband is in a coma. A psychic warns George not to go to the Cayman Islands so Kramer goes in his place.
Pez Dispenser
Jun 10, 2015 • 23 min
S3E14 Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a pez dispenser at a piano recital. The recital was held by George’s girlfriend, and she becomes angry at him for the disruptions. Kramer suggests to George that he should break up with his girlfriend before she does.…
Subway
Jun 10, 2015 • 23 min
S3E13 On the subway, George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer each have unusual experiences. George meets a woman who causes him to miss his stop and his job interview. Kramer overhears a tip on a racehorse while going to pay his traffic fines. Elaine’s train…
Red Dot
Jun 10, 2015 • 22 min
S3E12 Elaine helps George get a job so he buys her a sweater to say thanks. The only problem with the sweater is a small red dot on the fabric and after seeing it, Elaine gives it back to George. Jerry unknowingly gives a recovering alcoholic a drink
Alternate Side
May 29, 2015 • 22 min
S3E11 Jerry’s car is stolen and has trouble getting a rental car but is able to contact the thief by calling his carphone. George gets a job moving cars which slows the normal traffic flow and Elaine tries to break up with her 66 year-old boyfriend. Also,…
Stranded
May 29, 2015 • 22 min
S3E10 Jerry and Elaine come up with signals so they can help one another get out of bad situations at a party. At the party, George strands Jerry and Elaine at the party when he leaves with a woman, forcing them to call Kramer for a ride. Meanwhile,…
Nose Job
May 25, 2015 • 22 min
S3E09 George starts dating a woman with a large nose and when Kramer is honest to her about the size of her nose, she gets a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry has to decide if he wants to stay in a relationship where the only good thing is the sex and Elaine…
Tape
May 25, 2015 • 22 min
S3E08 Someone leaves dirty messages on Jerry’s tape recorder. Finally Elaine confesses to George that she was the one that left the message, angering George. Meanwhile, George hears about a new cure for baldness and Kramer tries to find the jacket.
Café
May 25, 2015 • 22 min
S3E07 Jerry befriends a restaurant owner and tries to help him get more business. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test by taking it for him but does poorly on the test. Kramer uses his mother’s ex-boyfriend’s jacket to attract women until the former…
Parking Garage
May 13, 2015 • 22 min
S3E06 Kramer loses his car in a parking garage so Jerry, George and Elaine spend the afternoon looking for it. While searching, Jerry has to use the bathroom but can’t find one so he urinates in the corner. A cop sees him and arrests him. Meanwhile,…
Library
May 13, 2015 • 22 min
S3E05 Jerry gets a call from the library that he has a book that is 25 years overdue. Jerry thinks back to his childhood and remembers that George borrowed it and never gave it back. Meanwhile, George thinks a homeless man he saw was his high school gym…
Dog
May 13, 2015 • 22 min
S3E04 Jerry dog sits for a man he met on an airplane after the man has to go to the hospital and Jerry can’t leave the apartment. Without Jerry, George and Elaine are forced to spend time alone and realize that it’s not the same without Jerry. Meanwhile,…
Pen
May 8, 2015 • 22 min
S3E03 Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida to visit Jerry’s parents. Elaine soon regrets going with Jerry when she can’t sleep due to the uncomfortable sofa bed and climate control. Klompus, one of Jerry’s parents friends, offers Jerry an astronaut pen that…
Truth
May 8, 2015 • 22 min
S3E02 To help Jerry with his taxes, George dates a woman from the IRS and gives her Jerry’s tax papers. But George breaks up with her and tells her the real reason he dated her, sending her into a deep depression. George tries to get the papers back but…
Note
May 8, 2015 • 22 min
S3E01 In order to get their insurance companies to cover physical therapy, Jerry gets his friend Roy, a dentist, to write them fake doctor’s notes. George becomes uncomfortable when he gets a male physical therapist and during one of the massages, George…
Busboy
May 4, 2015 • 22 min
S2E12 George accidentally gets a busboy fired. Feeling bad, he tries to make up for the incident but ends up losing the busboy’s cat in the process. Meanwhile, Elaine has a houseguest that won’t leave.
Chinese Restaurant
Apr 30, 2015 • 22 min
S2E11 Elaine, George, and Jerry stop at a Chinese restaurant to have a quick dinner before seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space, a sci-fi spoof. However, the wait is longer than expected.
Baby Shower
Apr 30, 2015 • 22 min
S2E10 Elaine needs to use Jerry’s apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. Jerry’s show gets cancelled…
Deal
Apr 30, 2015 • 22 min
S2E09 When Jerry and Elaine come across “naked people” while watching TV, they discuss whether or not sex between friends can actually work. George thinks that it could never work, but he is amazed after Jerry and Elaine lay down rules for their new…
Heart Attack
Apr 28, 2015 • 22 min
S2E08 George goes to the doctor after he had what he thought was a heart attack. The doctor tells him that he didn’t have a heart attack, but needs to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. When the cost of the surgery is too much for George, Kramer…
Revenge
Apr 28, 2015 • 22 min
S2E07 George quits his job when he is forced to use the regular bathroom, but immediately regrets his decision. Jerry suggests that he return to work and go about the day like nothing happened. When Jerry’s plan falls through, George plots revenge on his…
Statue
Apr 28, 2015 • 22 min
S2E06 In a box of things left to Jerry by his grandfather, Jerry finds a statue that matches one that George’s parents had until it was broken. Meanwhile, Elaine boyfriend agrees to clean Jerry’s apartment, but after he’s done, the statue had disappeared…
Apartment
Apr 21, 2015 • 22 min
S2E05 Jerry makes it so Elaine can have the apartment above him, but then tries to talk her out of it once he realizes the possible ramifications. Meanwhile, Kramer uses mousse in his hair, and George tries out the “wedding band” theory in order to meet…
Phone Message
Apr 21, 2015 • 22 min
S2E04 George, thinking his girlfriend is ignoring him, leaves nasty messages on her answering machine. But George finds out that she’s actually out of town and enlists Jerry’s help to switch answering machine tapes. Meanwhile, Jerry and his girlfriend…
Jacket
Apr 17, 2015 • 22 min
S2E03 Jerry buys a suede leather jacket with a pink-stripped lining, which he wears to a dinner date with George, Elaine, and her father. When it starts to snow outside, Jerry is forced to wear it inside out. Alton Benes doesn’t want to be seen with Jerry…
Pony Remark
Apr 16, 2015 • 22 min
S2E02 At a 50th anniversary party, Jerry makes a remark that immigrant children shouldn’t ride ponies which offends the guest of honor. When she dies, Jerry has to decide whether to go to a championship softball game or attend her funeral. Meanwhile,…
Ex-Girlfriend
Apr 15, 2015 • 22 min
S2E01 After George dumps his girlfriend, Jerry starts dating her but she soon dumps him after going to one of his stand-up acts. Meanwhile, Kramer becomes obsessed over fresh fruit and Elaine becomes curious about a relationship with a guy in her building…
Stock Tip
Apr 13, 2015 • 22 min
S1E04 George and Jerry get a good stock tip and Jerry sells his stock before it takes a drop. George, however, keeps the stock and when it rebounds, he sells it for a lot of money. Jerry plans a weekend for him and Vanessa, but George warns him that trips…
Male Unbonding
Apr 13, 2015 • 22 min
S1E03 Kramer comes up with a plan for a make your own pizza restaurant chain and goes about finding investors. Jerry’s former high school friend begins to constantly bother him and he tries to avoid him. Meanwhile, George has relationship problems with…
Robbery
Apr 13, 2015 • 23 min
S1E02 When Jerry returns home from being out of town, he finds that his apartment had been broken into due to Kramer leaving the door open. Jerry decides that it’s time to move and he and George go apartment hunting. But George begins to like the…
Stake Out
Apr 13, 2015 • 23 min
S1E01 Elaine invites Jerry to a party where he meets a woman that fascinates him. However, Jerry knows nothing about her, not even her name, so he and George stakeout the lobby of her office building in an attempt to ‘run in’ to her.
Seinfeld Chronicles
Apr 10, 2015 • 22 min
S1E00 (Pilot) A girl that Jerry met on the road and likes calls and asks if she can stay in his apartment for the night while she’s in town. George thinks that she’s just using Jerry, and when she arrives, she asks to stay over even more. Then, after…