Hello From The Magic Tavern

Hello From The Magic Tavern

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Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He’s still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It’s a major discovery!
Offices and Bosses S1E1: Flower from I.T.
Apr 22 • 49 min
The game of Offices & Bosses begins! Metamore plays Office Manager guiding Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Flower on an adventure to attain the Q4 numbers. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Adal, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Matt, aka John Bastion:…
Bonus Preview: Behind the Tavern
Apr 8 • 49 min
In this bonus preview, the cast of Hello from the Magic Tavern talk about making the first episode of the podcast with producer and editor Ryan DiGiorgi (Craig). Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Adal: Adal Rifai Matt: Matt Young Ryan: Ryan DiGiorgi High Time…
Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen
Apr 1 • 63 min
Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Claudia: Beth…
Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game
Mar 25 • 64 min
Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rick Picklesmith: Rush Howell Flower: Brooke…
Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon
Mar 18 • 48 min
What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Baron…
Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt’s Wedding
Mar 11 • 74 min
You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Eleanor the…
INTERLUDE – Hello from the Future
Mar 4 • 56 min
Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chant the Space Angel: Adal Rifai Dr. Ulrich Zadore: Matt Young Sarah: Sarah…
Season 2, Ep 97 - Chunt’s Mom
Feb 25 • 55 min
Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eleanor the Manticore: Jill Fenstermaker Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 96 - Tom the Author
Feb 18 • 45 min
Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Foon Sponsor: Helen Zaltzman, host of the…
BONUS: Introducing Voyage to the Stars
Feb 14 • 4 min
Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow up the…
Season 2, Ep 95 - Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)
Feb 11 • 55 min
A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fontleroy Obama: Demi Adejuyigbe Pepper: Miel Bredouw Tricia While Wearing Craig’s Hat:…
Season 2, Ep 94 – Mothman (w/ Hank Green)
Feb 4 • 48 min
A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hans Hoffman, Science Mothman: Hank Green Joe Jeff…
Season 2, Ep 93 - Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
Jan 28 • 41 min
We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Weewoo the Modron: Chris Perkins…
Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party
Jan 21 • 62 min
Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
Season 2, Ep 91 - Mysterious Anonymous
Jan 14 • 46 min
This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme…
Arnie’s Birthday Bonus Scene
Jan 7 • 11 min
Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young…
Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)
Dec 17, 2018 • 67 min
Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome…
Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice
Dec 10, 2018 • 73 min
A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Germ Crust:…
Season 2, Ep 88 - Mittens and Literature
Dec 3, 2018 • 45 min
Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan…
Season 2, Ep 87 - Blue and Green
Nov 26, 2018 • 44 min
Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCracken Assorted Radio Callers: Sarah Maher Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago
Nov 19, 2018 • 54 min
While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Spintax: Charlie McCracken Fancy Blemish: Martin Wilson…
Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin’ Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)
Nov 12, 2018 • 62 min
Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure
Nov 5, 2018 • 52 min
Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover…
Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns
Oct 29, 2018 • 55 min
With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan…
Season 2, Ep 82 - Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish
Oct 22, 2018 • 61 min
It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Doris the Mummy: Lisa Burton Eugenia the Mummy: Mary Beth…
Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire
Oct 15, 2018 • 50 min
Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Stick the Squire: Felix Trench Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp,…
Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago’s iO Theater)
Oct 8, 2018 • 70 min
Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James…
Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)
Oct 1, 2018 • 43 min
We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dopel: Tim Baltz Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi,…
Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns
Sep 24, 2018 • 46 min
Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp,…
Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)
Sep 17, 2018 • 72 min
We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Dory the Dragon: Erika Ishii Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers:…
Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia’s Quest
Sep 10, 2018 • 41 min
We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest
Sep 3, 2018 • 46 min
We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers:…
Season 2, Ep 74 - Sweater Quest
Aug 27, 2018 • 50 min
What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young…
Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)
Aug 20, 2018 • 59 min
Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Globulous: Stuart Wellington Mamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Charter: Victoria…
Season 2, Ep 72 - Dripfang Returns
Aug 13, 2018 • 53 min
Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James…
Season 2, Ep 71 - Castle Nowhere
Aug 5, 2018 • 48 min
What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Honey Vandershrimp: Katie Klein Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan…
Season 2, Ep 70 - Girls Night
Jul 30, 2018 • 26 min
Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. Credits: Flower: Brooke Breit Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi,…
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist
Jul 23, 2018 • 54 min
We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen…
Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?
Jul 16, 2018 • 44 min
Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Winky Silks: Joey Bland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers:…
Season 2, Ep 67 - Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)
Jul 9, 2018 • 54 min
Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mel Mole: Hayes Davenport Mort Sauce: Sean Clements…
Season 2, Ep 66 - Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)
Jul 2, 2018 • 46 min
The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan Morris Bormp, the Au Pair: Jesse Thorn Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Ep 65 - Usidore’s House (w/ Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund and Mark McConville)
Jun 25, 2018 • 37 min
An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Chamblin…
Season 2, Ep 64 - Scholar and Ogre
Jun 18, 2018 • 46 min
The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Scholar: Craig Cackowski Glorbia: Jaime Moyer Foon Political Roundtable Hosts: Danielle…
Season 2, Ep 63 - Genie (w/ Lauren Lapkus)
Jun 11, 2018 • 47 min
We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crystal the Genie: Lauren Lapkus Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan…
Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)
Jun 4, 2018 • 57 min
We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jessica McKenna…
Season 2, Ep 61 - Chunt’s House
May 28, 2018 • 51 min
Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James…
Season 2, Ep 60 - Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
May 21, 2018 • 49 min
After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Josh: Josh Richmond Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome…
Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)
May 14, 2018 • 45 min
After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia:…
Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro Live in LA)
May 7, 2018 • 59 min
Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Grunkle the Garbage Lady: Betsy Sodaro Gwendolyn, Endolyn, and…
Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns
Apr 30, 2018 • 52 min
The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns
Apr 23, 2018 • 53 min
Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of…
Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip
Apr 16, 2018 • 61 min
We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man:…
Season 2, Ep 54 - Fangy Yelly
Apr 9, 2018 • 50 min
It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 53 - Advanced Offices & Bosses
Apr 2, 2018 • 62 min
Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
Season 2, Ep 52 - Wheel Bear
Mar 26, 2018 • 47 min
We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wheel Bear: Farrell Walsh Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers:…
Season 2, Ep 51 - Squibbert
Mar 19, 2018 • 51 min
Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Talbot…
Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards
Mar 12, 2018 • 45 min
The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Alex Goldman: Alex Goldman Spintax: Charlie McCracken…
Season 2, Ep 49 - Three Years
Mar 5, 2018 • 72 min
Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Winky Silks: Joey Bland Michael Gunch: Ross Bryant Mysterious Man: Tim…
INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it’s a Magic Tavern!
Feb 26, 2018 • 34 min
We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy. Credits: Arnie: Arnie…
Season 2, Ep 48 - Eunuch Tutor
Feb 19, 2018 • 41 min
Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 47 - Mittens Returns
Feb 12, 2018 • 54 min
Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Ep 46 - Lightbringers of Hogsface
Feb 5, 2018 • 52 min
We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica Elam Momo the…
Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead
Jan 29, 2018 • 38 min
The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan…
Season 2, Ep 44 – Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz live from Washington D.C.)
Jan 22, 2018 • 50 min
We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.) Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt…
Season 2, Ep 43 - Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
Jan 15, 2018 • 42 min
We talk to a boy who used to be a bird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bertramus: Joel Kim Booster Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy…
Season 2, Ep 42 - Tomorrow (w/ Jordan Klepper Live from NYCC)
Jan 8, 2018 • 71 min
The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wade the Phoenix: Jordan Klepper Janet the Will-o’-the-Wisp: Maureen Johnson Creators of Night Vale: Joseph Fink and…
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)
Dec 25, 2017 • 76 min
It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Cerulean: Jessica McKenna Azure: Zach Reino Lioncelot: Greg Smith Tomblain Belaroth:…
Season 2, Ep 40 - Cockatrice (w/ Laura Grey)
Dec 18, 2017 • 46 min
Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Patti the Cockatrice: Laura Grey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
Season 2, Ep 39 - nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)
Dec 11, 2017 • 56 min
Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)
Dec 4, 2017 • 62 min
This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Assorted Other Characters: Paul Sabourin Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 37 - Crone (w/ Janet Varney)
Nov 27, 2017 • 47 min
We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
Season 2, Ep 36 - Blessed Troll (w/ Dana Gould)
Nov 20, 2017 • 50 min
We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig Davis: Dana Gould Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)
Nov 13, 2017 • 68 min
It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Barth: John Reynolds SAD Bard:…
Season 2, Ep 34 - Pulcifer the Unassuming (w/ Mike Pesca)
Nov 6, 2017 • 45 min
We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pulcifer the Unassuming: Mike Pesca Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Ep 33 - Necromancer Performance Review
Oct 30, 2017 • 49 min
It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord’s Birthday Party
Oct 23, 2017 • 64 min
We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Claudia: Beth…
Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)
Oct 16, 2017 • 64 min
The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Devan Whistlestring:…
Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears
Oct 9, 2017 • 52 min
Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Nathan Goodboy: Mike Jimerson Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Ep 29 - Nymph
Oct 2, 2017 • 44 min
A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gary, the Forest Nymph: Nnamdi Ngwe Craig:…
Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin’ Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)
Sep 25, 2017 • 62 min
Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Tomblain Belaroth: Steve…
Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?
Sep 18, 2017 • 49 min
Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord’s reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eternia: Becca Barish…
Season 2, Ep 26 - A Short One
Sep 11, 2017 • 36 min
I don’t know… what if… we did a short one? Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo:…
Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider live from Outside Lands Fest)
Sep 4, 2017 • 72 min
An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Kermit the Raven: Todd Barry Braidwynn: Janet Varney…
Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby
Aug 28, 2017 • 58 min
A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’ Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Claudia: Beth…
Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman
Aug 21, 2017 • 46 min
Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rocky Cocodino: Tim Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
Season 2, Ep 22 - Twins
Aug 14, 2017 • 44 min
Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike…
Season 2, Ep 21 - Gnome
Aug 7, 2017 • 52 min
We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Aprel Füls: Asher Perlman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 20 - King Krom
Jul 31, 2017 • 47 min
Krom the warrior is back, but he’s been moving up in the world. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
Season 2, Ep 19 - Momo
Jul 24, 2017 • 45 min
Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor:…
Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement
Jul 17, 2017 • 40 min
Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared
Jul 10, 2017 • 38 min
Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbrew:…
Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend
Jul 3, 2017 • 41 min
Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish:…
Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?
Jun 26, 2017 • 35 min
We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help
Jun 19, 2017 • 47 min
DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl
Jun 12, 2017 • 35 min
We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hergle the Gargoyle: Liz Kirkwood Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother
Jun 5, 2017 • 44 min
Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt’s new guard friend seems very strange. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey Mysterious…
Season 2, Ep 11 - Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)
May 29, 2017 • 29 min
The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we’ve got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sigent the Spider: Cory Doctorow Mysterious Man:…
Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)
May 22, 2017 • 39 min
We interview a muscular half man, half animal… only he’s not sure exactly what the animal half is. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Brodus Tarver: Colt Cabana Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists
May 15, 2017 • 45 min
Magic can’t solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma Pope Glen…
Season 2, Ep 8 - Dripfang
May 8, 2017 • 45 min
The Dark Lord’s Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
Season 2, Ep 7 - Carfoonist (Live from Emerald City Comic Con)
May 1, 2017 • 54 min
The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.” Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen…
Season 2, Ep 6 - Mouse
Apr 24, 2017 • 49 min
A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gregor/Gianessa: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Technical Difficulties…
Season 2, Ep 5 - Jayme and Sayme
Apr 17, 2017 • 49 min
The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers:…
Season 2, Ep 4 - Not the Sheriff
Apr 10, 2017 • 43 min
We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
Season 2, Ep 3 - Satyr and Beholder (w/ Elliott Kalan and Stuart Wellington from The Flop House)
Apr 3, 2017 • 58 min
We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott Kalan Globulous the Bowtied Beholder: Stuart Wellington Mysterious Man: Tim…
Season 2, Ep 2 - Birdman of Hogsface
Mar 27, 2017 • 40 min
Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he’d like to change in the game of Mittens. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
Season 2, Episode 1 - The Podcast
Mar 20, 2017 • 46 min
Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,…
INTERLUDE - Scenes from Foon
Mar 13, 2017 • 48 min
The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more. Credits: Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Couple Being Shown the Castle:…
INTERLUDE - Cowboy World
Mar 6, 2017 • 30 min
Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let’s check in with the town of Hogswood. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Champ the Horse: Adal Rifai Ulysses the Cowboy: Matt Young Miss Quibbert: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
INTERLUDE - Chicago
Feb 27, 2017 • 40 min
This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching. Credits: Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Adal Rifai: Adal Rifai Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Greg: Arnie Niekamp Barbara: Matt Young Mysterious…
100 - Usidore’s Quest
Feb 20, 2017 • 75 min
Let’s talk to Usidore’s fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Evil Tannakin the…
99 - Push Ups (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)
Feb 13, 2017 • 59 min
We’re leaving on our quest in one week. But first… we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tabula the Butterfly: Michael Hitchcock Erin the Reverse-Mermaid: Erin Whitehead…
98 - King of the Badger
Feb 6, 2017 • 45 min
I do want to talk about badger stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan…
97 - Kobold
Jan 30, 2017 • 50 min
Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we’ve met a kobold who’s selling stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
96 - Mic Test
Jan 23, 2017 • 54 min
Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let’s… get out of the tavern… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax: TJ Jagodowski Ooze: Paul Grondy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
95 - Tom the Spy
Jan 16, 2017 • 56 min
Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It’s time to hear what he’s learned. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan…
94 - Sarah For Real
Jan 9, 2017 • 39 min
My name is Sarah Maher. And I’m trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I’m continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore. Credits: Sarah: Sarah Maher Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can the Wizard: Arnie Niekamp Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig:…
93 - Goblin General
Jan 2, 2017 • 41 min
Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young General Leebad Fellatio: Atra Asdou Mysterious Man: Tim…
Winter Solstice Bonus 2016
Dec 26, 2016 • 11 min
A new song and a big announcement you’re going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spants: Meridith Stepien Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
92 - Resonance Stone
Dec 19, 2016 • 40 min
You know, it’s been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit…
91 - Magic Turkey (w/ Scott Adsit, Live from Chicago Podcast Festival)
Dec 12, 2016 • 57 min
It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Charles the Turkey: Scott Adsit Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Shan Gammador: Shannon Cason Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
90 - Dwarf (w/ Jon Gabrus)
Dec 5, 2016 • 41 min
Let’s have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lager Brewerhead: Jon Gabrus Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan…
89 - Jyn’Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)
Nov 28, 2016 • 43 min
At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore’s wizardly affections. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
88 - Dragonborn
Nov 21, 2016 • 37 min
This week I interview a lizard guy who’s here to fix up the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Preckle: Ryan Ridley Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp,…
87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)
Nov 14, 2016 • 61 min
The tavern is very busy. Let’s talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor… and maybe someone else. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Ffffp the Sentient Vapor: Holly…
86 - Overworked Fairy
Nov 7, 2016 • 40 min
This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ross the Fairy: Allison Ringhand Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen…
85 - Unicorn (w/ Peter Sagal)
Oct 31, 2016 • 40 min
We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Windsprinkle: Peter Sagal Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
84 - Memory Gremlin
Oct 24, 2016 • 38 min
We’re still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Memory: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan…
83 - Tree
Oct 17, 2016 • 33 min
We need some cheering up so we’re having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Tannakin the Terrible: Sarah…
82 - Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger
Oct 10, 2016 • 33 min
It’s time again for Chunt’s annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt/Thorn: Adal RifaiUsidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt YoungSimon Lemmington Bartholomew: Shad KunkleMysterious Man: Tim…
81 - Siren
Oct 3, 2016 • 37 min
Let this week’s episode be a song that draws you in. You’ll be okay. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ursula the Siren: Lindsey Smith Richard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and Mike Spara Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
INTERLUDE - Mirror World
Sep 26, 2016 • 38 min
Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil. Credits: Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp Wendigo Wilson: Adal Rifai Usidore the Black: Matt Young Tannakin the Terrible: Sarah Fineout Evil Bungaree Chubbins:…
80 - Inta and Nerf
Sep 19, 2016 • 42 min
It’s Sunday in the tavern so let’s talk to two of our old goblin friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
79 - Real Estate Agent
Sep 12, 2016 • 37 min
You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
78 - The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)
Sep 5, 2016 • 41 min
The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsThe tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Bandit King: John Thibodeaux Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp,…
77 - The Baron and the Frog
Aug 29, 2016 • 51 min
This week I’m excited to meet Foon’s first Unicorn dentist. Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Tricia: Kate James Mysterious…
76 - Pandenomicon
Aug 22, 2016 • 44 min
I found these resonance stones in Spintax’s old hat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
75 - Make-Up Artist
Aug 15, 2016 • 29 min
An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore’s quest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Tricia: Kate James Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan…
74 - Letters and Packages
Aug 8, 2016 • 34 min
Time to catch up on our many letters and packages. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp,…
73 - Chunt’s Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
Aug 1, 2016 • 44 min
The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Melchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex Eilhauer Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Louis A.…
72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk
Jul 25, 2016 • 37 min
I’m not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott Elam Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flower: Brooke Breit…
71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
Jul 18, 2016 • 42 min
The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan Messing Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
70 - Goblin Queen
Jul 11, 2016 • 35 min
It’s goblin day at the Minotaur again and we’re joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She’s very approachable! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen: Kelsey Kinney Alabaster Camerdan: Tommy…
69 - Halfling Bards
Jul 4, 2016 • 42 min
As a special treat for Chunt, I’ve paid for Foon’s biggest band to make an appearance. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
68 - The Princess and the Eunuch
Jun 27, 2016 • 37 min
Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill Benedict…
67 - Ooze
Jun 20, 2016 • 28 min
I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it…him…them? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ooze: Paul Grondy Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie…
66 - The Curse
Jun 13, 2016 • 34 min
It feels like this may be it… our last chance to save Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dorian Deville: Zach Thompson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan…
65 - Dancer
Jun 6, 2016 • 33 min
We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Josh Swollensword: Lawrence Collerd Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flower:…
64 - Jamillious the Mauve
May 30, 2016 • 39 min
I meet Foon’s current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon’s first black wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlanc Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate…
63 - The Singing Sword
May 23, 2016 • 38 min
Jak Vorpal, Foon’s Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have…an interesting dynamic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica Elam Mysterious…
62 - The Healer (LIVE at PAX East)
May 16, 2016 • 39 min
A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crance Windowwhistle: Patrick Rothfuss Verron McShingleshane: Anthony Carboni Burger King Guy: Max Temkin…
61 - Sheriff
May 9, 2016 • 42 min
Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus,…
60 - Confidential Courier
May 2, 2016 • 42 min
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What’s he couriering? We’ll see if he’ll confide. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim Baltz…
59 - Dr. Ward
Apr 25, 2016 • 37 min
This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dr. Ward: Shane Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
58 - Keeper of the Doom Horn
Apr 18, 2016 • 32 min
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World’s End. Really hoping he doesn’t blow it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Melchoir: Alex Eilhauer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
57 - Dreamclimber
Apr 11, 2016 • 32 min
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Thretta Dreamclimber: Andel Sudik Mysterious…
56 - Dungeon Guard
Apr 4, 2016 • 34 min
This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chad: David Pasquesi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie…
55 - Homunculus
Mar 28, 2016 • 36 min
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Spants/Gorgon: Meridith Stepien Mysterious Man: Tim…
54 - Witch
Mar 21, 2016 • 36 min
What’s a polite word for hag? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Claudia: Beth Melewski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
53 - Tom the Nominee
Mar 14, 2016 • 35 min
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain…
52 - One Year
Mar 7, 2016 • 38 min
It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy’s Night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig:…
51 - Baron Ragoon
Feb 26, 2016 • 39 min
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron! NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: The back catalog is going to be moved to different servers this week, so there’s a slight chance your podcatching app may flip out and try to download everything again. You…
50 - Larry Birdman
Feb 19, 2016 • 34 min
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry…
49 - Princess Phillipa
Feb 12, 2016 • 36 min
There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Phillipa: Abby McEnany Otok Barleyfoot: Nick…
48 - DQ Returns
Feb 4, 2016 • 37 min
I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim Ryder Blemish: Martin…
47 - Otok’s Quest
Jan 29, 2016 • 34 min
Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Blemish: Martin Wilson Krom the…
46 - Assassin
Jan 22, 2016 • 34 min
No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Assassin: Ross Kimball Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi…
45 - The First Jew of Foon
Jan 15, 2016 • 33 min
I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Peter Smith: Daniel Strauss Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig:…
44 - Arnor the Warrior
Jan 7, 2016 • 34 min
We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Otok…
43 - Sharks
Jan 1, 2016 • 37 min
This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Louis A. Shark: John Patrick Coan Lois, a…
Winter Solstice Bonus
Dec 24, 2015 • 4 min
Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.
42 - Winter Solstice
Dec 17, 2015 • 45 min
There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore:…
41 - Skeleton
Dec 11, 2015 • 37 min
I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax?: TJ Jagodowski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen…
40 - Chu Chu’s Chow
Dec 4, 2015 • 33 min
We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Leonard Kronkite: Lauren Lopez Bungaree Chubbins:…
39 - Can the Wizard
Nov 24, 2015 • 27 min
Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can: Arnie Niekamp Bungaree Chubbins: Tom…
38 - Letters
Nov 19, 2015 • 38 min
We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Spants: Meridith Stepien Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Mysterious Man:…
37 - Tannakin the Pinglet
Nov 13, 2015 • 33 min
I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man:…
36 - Low Battery
Nov 6, 2015 • 23 min
Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia:…
35 - Earth Stuff
Oct 30, 2015 • 39 min
Earth. Stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen…
34 - Chunt for Red October
Oct 21, 2015 • 35 min
The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chip von Pierre: Jeff Murdoch Bippy…
33 - Spurt the Elder
Oct 16, 2015 • 33 min
Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Bungaree…
32 - Offices & Bosses
Oct 8, 2015 • 37 min
There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett…
31 - Bridge Troll
Oct 3, 2015 • 32 min
This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien…
30 - The Midwife
Sep 23, 2015 • 34 min
I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai…
29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)
Sep 17, 2015 • 43 min
Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Scholar: Craig Cackowski Mysterious Man: Tim…
28 - Forever Girl
Sep 8, 2015 • 30 min
This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eternia: Becca Barish Burger King Employee:…
27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)
Sep 3, 2015 • 33 min
Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal…
26 - Hunger Ghost
Aug 28, 2015 • 33 min
I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hungho: Brett Lyons Otok…
25 - Eagles
Aug 20, 2015 • 30 min
With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt…
24 - The Plan
Aug 12, 2015 • 33 min
Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He’s my guest…
23 - Soul Walker
Aug 6, 2015 • 32 min
I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer…
22 - Sarah
Jul 30, 2015 • 30 min
She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah: Sarah Maher Spants: Meridith Stepien…
21 - No Arnie
Jul 22, 2015 • 27 min
Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tom the Traveler: Steve Waltien Burger King Employee: Max Temkin Mysterious…
20 - The Wedding Planner
Jul 17, 2015 • 32 min
This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon…assuming you’re not a tree. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Souza Gurnick: Katie Rich Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers:…
19 - The Namer
Jul 8, 2015 • 27 min
Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Merlinda Flimpery: Irene Marquette Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie…
18 - Blemish
Jun 30, 2015 • 31 min
Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious…
17 - D’athaniel Quen’yarvin
Jun 24, 2015 • 33 min
This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He’s an elf. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim Ryder Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan…
16 - Spintax the Green
Jun 17, 2015 • 34 min
I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien…
15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman
Jun 10, 2015 • 29 min
Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young…
14 - Music of Foon
Jun 3, 2015 • 33 min
Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien…
13 - Boys’ Night
May 27, 2015 • 36 min
Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie…
12 - Krom the Barbarian
May 23, 2015 • 30 min
Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is… a big guy. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Barbarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi…
11 - The Eunuch
May 13, 2015 • 32 min
I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface… and he’s here to see me! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man:…
10 - Homesick
May 6, 2015 • 17 min
I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn’t find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I’m feeling pretty homesick. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham…
9 - Goblins
Apr 30, 2015 • 31 min
Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt…
8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom
Apr 23, 2015 • 29 min
I’m told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie…
7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth
Apr 16, 2015 • 23 min
I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name “Belaroth” sounds familiar. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Usidore: Matt Young Princess Trachea: Megan O’Neill Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie…
6 - The Vermilion Minotaur
Apr 9, 2015 • 24 min
After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I’m not sure what to expect from him. Credits: Arnie:…
5 - Foon’s Greatest Swordsman
Apr 2, 2015 • 23 min
Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the…
4 - The FML
Mar 26, 2015 • 29 min
This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman:…
3 - Flower
Mar 19, 2015 • 24 min
This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers:…
2 - Tom the Traveler
Mar 13, 2015 • 24 min
This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal…
1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern
Mar 5, 2015 • 16 min
Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the…