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The longest-running podcast of all time.
55: “Let’s Go to Bed” by the Cure
May 17
Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!
54: “I Would Do Anything for Love” by Meat Loaf
May 2
Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different. Watch this
53: “I Did It” by the Dave Matthews Band
Apr 19
Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it. This special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.
52: Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow feat Run the Jewels
Apr 5
Picture this. Brayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.
51: “One Headlight (Heroes Remix)” by the Wallflowers
Mar 22
It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk
50: Coolest Pokémon Tournament Finale
Mar 8
It's finally time to reveal….the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy?
49: Turn Down For What
Feb 22
Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Listen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.
48: “Black Hole Sun” by Soundgarden
Feb 8
Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
47: “Must Be Santa” by Bob Dylan / “Spies Like Us” by Paul McCartney
Dec 14, 2016
Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout). And because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster.
46: “Rapture” by Blondie
Nov 30, 2016
And here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?
45: “What is Love?” by Haddaway
Nov 16, 2016
It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!
44: “Roll to Me” by Del Amitri
Nov 2, 2016
We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.
43: “Right Now” by Van Halen
Oct 19, 2016
Don't put it off another day, watch this video. It's blandly aspirational!
42: “Ready for the Floor” by Hot Chip
Oct 5, 2016
We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.
41: “November Rain” by Guns ‘n’ Roses
Sep 21, 2016
Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.
40: “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M.
Sep 7, 2016
When the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!
39: “What’s This Life For” by Creed
Aug 24, 2016
(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.
38: “Tha Crossroads” by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
Aug 10, 2016
Do you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad!
37: “Bicycle Safety Camp”
Jul 27, 2016
What's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.
36: “Thong Song” by Sisqo
Jul 13, 2016
Watch this video, what, what. Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.
35: “Smooth” by Santana ft. Rob Thomas
Jun 29, 2016
It's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.
34: “Barbie Girl” by Aqua
Jun 15, 2016
Come on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).
33: “You Get What You Give” by The New Radicals
Jun 1, 2016
Fuck these guys. Watch this horseshit.
32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!
May 18, 2016
It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.
31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!
May 4, 2016
It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.
30: “A Freak Like Me Needs Company” from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
Apr 20, 2016
If you do one thing in life, make it watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
29: “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi
Apr 6, 2016
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
28: “Blackstar” and “Lazarus” by David Bowie
Mar 23, 2016
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
27: “The Scenario” by A Tribe Called Quest
Mar 9, 2016
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
26: “Never Let You Go” by Third Eye Blind
Feb 24, 2016
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
25: “Must Be Santa” and “We Wish You a Turtle Christmas” by Top Billin’ and The Turtles
Dec 23, 2015
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
24: “Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart” Our Stone Temple Pilots special
Dec 9, 2015
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP. [Here's the first video we talk…
23: “Two Princes” by The Spin Doctors
Nov 11, 2015
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you [watch…][1] I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
22: “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” from Worst Witch
Oct 28, 2015
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's [here.][1] It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q
21: “Black or White” by Michael Jackson
Oct 14, 2015
Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room… even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance…
20: “Freak on a Leash” by Korn
Sep 30, 2015
You like Korn, don't you? Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. What a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can't actually listen to.
19: “Waterfalls” by TLC
Sep 16, 2015
Hey, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4 We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we…
18: “Getting Jiggy Wit’ It” by Will Smith
Sep 2, 2015
Everybody do the Funky Brayton! [This video][1] goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM
17: “Shake Hands With Beef” by Primus
Aug 19, 2015
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.
16: “The Breakdown” by Tantric
Aug 5, 2015
The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4
15: “Loverboy” by Billy Ocean
Jul 22, 2015
What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!
14: “Everything You Want” by Vertical Horizon
Jul 8, 2015
This is a student film classic. What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
13: “Send Me On My Way” by Rusted Root
Jun 24, 2015
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
12: “How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?” by Martini Ranch
Jun 10, 2015
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
11: “I Feel Better” by Hot Chip
May 27, 2015
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special.…
10: “When Worlds Collide” by Powerman 5000
May 13, 2015
You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.
9: “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit
Apr 29, 2015
It's hard to recommend but please watch this abomination. In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.
8: “Dangerous” by Busta Rhymes
Apr 15, 2015
Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.
7: “Blue” by Eiffel 65
Apr 1, 2015
There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense. Please, watch this video.
6: “Original Wrapper” by Lou Reed
Mar 18, 2015
Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.
5: “Shine” by Collective Soul
Mar 4, 2015
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4: “Cumbersome” by Seven Mary Three
Feb 18, 2015
Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.
3: “Inside Out” by Eve 6
Feb 4, 2015
As always, please watch the video. And after you've watched it, please burn burn like a wicker cabinet with your friends Brayton and Gary! More segments, more nonsense, more symbolism.
2: “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus
Jan 21, 2015
Your boyfriend brings a gun to school? What a dick! I literally can't think of a stronger word to describe him! As always, watch the video before the show.
1: Christmas Special: Must Be Santa
Dec 25, 2014
Suit that's white/special night? You know what that means. It's time for the annual Teenage Dirtbags Christmas Special! Join us like you do every year to celebrate Yule the only way we know how.