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Horribly Off-Topic

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with Chris and Steve
225: The Begots Are the Best Part
Feb 18 • 59 min
Drew Carey is ruining Chris’ childhood. Meanwhile, Steve is wondering: when she makes a mistake, do they call her Robin Wrong?
224: Therapy Spoken by Chris
Feb 11 • 65 min
Steve is sick of farting Fitchburgians drinking tall boys on the train, Chris is worried his therapist will tell him Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria isn’t a real thing, and we imagine what would happen if we traveled back to the age of meaty candy bar…
223: Super Bowl Sunday Pordcast
Feb 4 • 62 min
In which we, two conflicted New England liberals, can’t decide if we want our hometown team to win or lose.
222: Problems With Pants
Jan 28 • 59 min
Chris has troubles with trousers. Steve wonders if you can make paper out of a willow tree.
221: Second-Wave Vegans
Jan 14 • 60 min
Steve got rid of his bag of boogies, Chris is looking for people who enjoy the penis, and we ask the most important question ever: was Wilford Brimley ever cut?
220: Suas Calças Estão Cheias de Queijo
Jan 7 • 60 min
Steve brings our old pal Leo by the studio for a visit, Chris distinguishes himself as a blue-balled man of integrity, and we learn how Proud Boys and Incels are really just modern-day orcs.
219: Hashtag Not My Dog
Dec 26, 2018 • 70 min
Basically: the dog was He-Man, so Chris couldn’t like it.
218: Trigger Warning Too Late
Dec 17, 2018 • 64 min
This week we ask the profoundly important question: if Hitler had magic, could he make Chris enjoy an episode of ‘Seinfeld’?
217: The Museum of Fine Farts
Dec 10, 2018 • 61 min
Chris would rather be Scottish than Irish, Steve played Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and we solicit suggestions for how to finally get Chris into ‘Seinfeld.’
216: Stevil and Carlsbad
Dec 3, 2018 • 65 min
Chris wonders if shit is holy in all of the Abrahamic religions. Meanwhile: Steve says ‘If you’re going to have a sequel, have a sequel. But don’t call it a comeback.’
215: Dasani and the Sierra Mist Singers
Nov 26, 2018 • 62 min
Steve gets his nails did in Ireland, Mr. Pibb is Dr. Pepper without the degree, and Chris swears that Hall & Oates has one mustache too many.
214: Complete Defensive Porpoises
Nov 19, 2018 • 70 min
Chris breaks a promise, Steve visits the Dingle Peninsula, and it turns out it’s hard to explain a wax museum on the radio.
213: Trach My Word For It
Nov 12, 2018 • 62 min
Steve continues to recount his Irish honeymoon, Chris announces the release of his next book, and we both offer our hot takes on the death of comics legend Stan Lee.
212: Day Bidet
Nov 5, 2018 • 56 min
Steve recounts the first few days of his honeymoon while Chris taste-tests donut-flavored lube.
211: 45 Minutes of Steve’s Balls
Oct 29, 2018 • 61 min
Steve got married and Chris never offered his arm.
HOT Hiatus 2
Oct 1, 2018 • 1 min
Chris and Steve are taking a brief break from the show so that Steve can get married.
210: Legalize Wheelies
Sep 17, 2018 • 65 min
Chris goes to Portland, Oregon for the 2018 XOXO Festival, Steve goes to Portland, Maine for his bachelor party, and one of us goes to the mall and gets our prostrate massaged without meaning to.
209: Alt Water Wheel
Sep 3, 2018 • 64 min
Chris is going to the XOXO Festival in Portland, Oregon; Steve is having a bachelor party in Portland, Maine; and climate change in Portlands all over our fair planet is very, very real.
208: Hands-Free Driving
Aug 27, 2018 • 64 min
Steve has a birthday, Chris has some Ben & Jerry’s, and a listener has some strong feelings about the proper Terminator line-up. Plus: Where is Dyluck?! And: Who is Finley Harlocker?
207: Your Mom’s Cloyster
Aug 13, 2018 • 61 min
Steve thinks listeners would miss Chris, Chris does his best to prove otherwise, and we both wonder what we’d do with Save Points in real life.
206: Hedgehog Neurologists Are the Heroes of Our Time
Aug 6, 2018 • 61 min
Chris saw ‘Christopher Robin,’ Steve saw a beer explode, and Apple saw fit to boot Alex Jones.
205: Tightly Sauler
Jul 30, 2018 • 63 min
Chris is going to kick the shit out of his computer, and Steve is going to kick the shit out of Chris if he wears the orange tie.
204: Musical Beds
Jul 23, 2018 • 61 min
Chris saw a kangaroo, Steve saw a sign, and we see eye-to-eye on the Firing of James Gunn.
203: Super-Ultra Monkey Fist
Jul 16, 2018 • 64 min
There’s an American Girl in Natick and a Match.com girl on Steve’s TV.
202: Rabbit’s Revenge
Jul 9, 2018 • 63 min
Chris drives his family to Universal Studios and Steve reveals that J.K. Rowling hates pinball.
201: Sorry, I’m Mr. Cool
Jul 2, 2018 • 62 min
Steve begs Chris not to get him started, but Chris does it anyway.
200: 1,461-Day Anniversary
Jun 25, 2018 • 65 min
Chris doesn’t think soccer is a sport, Steve doesn’t understand why the dialogue in movies is so damn hard to hear, and we celebrate our fourth year of being HOT.
199: Major Plot Point
Jun 18, 2018 • 64 min
Chris explains that his penis is not dry heaving, not exactly; Steve elaborates on the difficulties of being a video game completionist; and we both sweat our balls off even though it’s not yet summer.
198: Teeth Kissing
Jun 11, 2018 • 62 min
Chris and Steve talk Pride Month, technology conferences, and what the Pac-Man might be if it were the name of a sexual position.
197: High Tolerance for Hot Sauce
Jun 5, 2018 • 61 min
Chris found something to blackmail his high school friends with, Steve heard a rumor about chickens, and the cool thing about the box was the box.
196: A Good Variety of Dumb
May 28, 2018 • 61 min
Chris and Steve discuss ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ ghost population control, and their protocols for pooping.
195: Meowndies
May 21, 2018 • 66 min
Steve learns that less back equals more hair, Chris explains why he stood in line for eight hours the other day, and we agree that there’s no way to stop a wind-up toy.
HOT Hiatus
Apr 23, 2018 • 0 min
Chris and Steve are taking a brief break from the show.
194: Lengthy Handsome Note
Apr 16, 2018 • 63 min
Steve thinks cemeteries are dumb, Chris feels guilt over all the films he’s never seen, and we need to stop celebrating the birthdays of dead people.
193: Unpredictable Tongue
Apr 10, 2018 • 62 min
Chris details an ‘Infinity War’ theory in under a minute, Steve is uncomfortable watching Chris make out in ‘The Mercy Seat,’ and the parties of one year olds don’t always go the way you’d expect.
192: Mackton Porpoises
Apr 2, 2018 • 62 min
Chris tells the tale of his kid’s egg swan, Steve talks about a heck of a comeback, and a listener emails their pitch for a Coen Brothers crossover.
191: Proud
Mar 26, 2018 • 63 min
Chris cries on camera, Steve bets they only encouraged that dog, and we both wonder what it would take to make America Jesus again.
190: What About Bradley Cooper as Rocket J. Squirrel?
Mar 19, 2018 • 66 min
Whilst Chris says something (or, perhaps, many things) to elicit a ‘Goddamnit’ out of his co-host, Steve conceives of an 80s cinematic universe featuring Pee-Wee Herman, the Ghostbusters, and Martin Seamus McFly.
189: Mario Elf
Mar 12, 2018 • 71 min
Chris and Steve are joined by Ryan to discuss backwards compatibility, Boston’s Scuffle Zone, and how there is never an ‘and’ on this podcast.
188: Let’s Not Make Things Things
Mar 9, 2018 • 61 min
Steve doesn’t understand understaffing on a Saturday night, Chris has figured out the best kind of ’chist to be, and the boys discuss the creation of a 21st century Blarney Stone.
187: Inception Is No Exception
Feb 26, 2018 • 60 min
Steve gets the ‘are you fucking with me’ look, Chris explains how to play Murder-Death-Kill, and 147 is the pager code for ‘Steve’s an idiot.’
186: Come for the Novel, Stay for the Crab Cakes
Feb 19, 2018 • 63 min
Chris is rewriting a play, Steve is re-buying video games, and angry young cows are rebelling against their oppressors. Also: #NamisBoobs.
185: Prepon or Postpon?
Feb 12, 2018 • 62 min
Steve has a beef with the Block, Chris thinks lifting is for losers, and a corgi rides a pony.
184: Tripod and Yoga Mat in the Morning
Feb 6, 2018 • 65 min
A listener drops some knowledge, Steve drops a cough, and Tom Brady drops a pass.
183: Turd Arithmetic
Jan 29, 2018 • 65 min
Chris and Steve are joined by Ryan to talk lost thumbs, fair points, and CluckTube.TV.
182: It’s Number Time
Jan 22, 2018 • 62 min
Chris had a walk, Steve had an accident, and Old MacDonald HAD a farm.
181: Grape Nuts Speed
Jan 15, 2018 • 65 min
Chris’ mind is in the bidet whilst Steve watches games done quick. Meanwhile, Chris’ daughter gives an x-ray tech the finger.
180: Rated E for Explicit
Jan 8, 2018 • 64 min
Chris has something to say about wasted youth, Steve has a loud experience on a quiet car, and Great Britain is ruining Kentucky Fried Chicken Twitter.
179: Admiral Arcbar
Jan 1, 2018 • 62 min
Chris and Steve celebrate the new year with tales of arcades, assholes, and the World’s Fanciest McDonalds.
178: This Is a Really Dumb Thought, and We’re Not Even High
Dec 25, 2017 • 62 min
In which Chris and Steve celebrate Christmas 2017 by talking way too much about Ethan Embry.
177: Very Opinionated Opinions
Dec 18, 2017 • 61 min
Chris fails at Christmas shopping whilst Steve discovers it’s a small world after all.
176: Not Bueno or Sano
Dec 11, 2017 • 65 min
Steve clears the air, Chris plays pinball, and we recommend our favorite Richards.
175: The Luddites We Were Meant to Be
Dec 4, 2017 • 63 min
Steve gets a Christmas tree, Chris geeks out about a movie trailer, and we both buy a piece of the wall.
174: You Also Look Great
Nov 27, 2017 • 65 min
Steve attends his 20-year high school reunion, Chris spends some quality time with Stephen King, and we learn that mothers are the antithesis of pirates.
173: Flashfarts
Nov 20, 2017 • 61 min
Chris swears ‘Justice League’ is worth swearing about and Steve had a couple of pleasant surprises this weekend.
172: Mother Eartha
Nov 13, 2017 • 67 min
Chris is full of metaphors, Steve is full of thoughts on Louis C.K., and we’re both full of questions like: ‘Was that Beastie Boys or The Bloodhound Gang?’
171: When a Ragnarok Hits You Right in the Buns
Nov 6, 2017 • 66 min
Steve’s a pinball wizard and Chris has such a supple wrist, which means there has to be a twist, right? Oh yeah: it’s that we say we’re going to spoil ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ at the end, and then we don’t.
170: Explosive Diarrhea Mountain
Oct 30, 2017 • 62 min
Chris regales us with tales of his book’s launch and Steve returns to the scene of the Carlin’s.
169: An Unshaved Private
Oct 23, 2017 • 64 min
Steve is frustrated that the skunk persisted, Chris is worried about ripping people off, and we explain why you can’t dick around with consent.
168: There Was No Hetero Humping
Oct 16, 2017 • 62 min
Steve has another interesting story, Chris doesn’t want to be a Weinstein, and we wonder: at what point, when we were younger, did our parents stop giving a shit?
167: Viddler on the Roof
Oct 9, 2017 • 63 min
Chris reminds Steve that there are two Sarah Connors on ‘Game of Thrones’; Steve is quick like a queef, but says that we can’t call the episode that; and we take two stabs at a tribute to Tom Petty.
166: Nothing to Do With Silas Marner
Oct 2, 2017 • 66 min
Steve is barking at cars, Chris can’t remember the names of people and things, and we have a very scientific discussion about masturbation frequency.
165: No Longer a Spoof
Sep 25, 2017 • 61 min
Chris is sweating dashes, Steve is sweating eggs, and listeners are sweating the details.
164: Fun Natural Fun
Sep 18, 2017 • 62 min
Steve joins a pinball league, Chris might be the second coming of the King, and Juggalos descend on Washington.
163: Harry Nilsson Holograms
Sep 11, 2017 • 64 min
Steve didn’t start remembering things until about 1987, Chris discovers that he’s an American medium, and Bill Skarsgård tries to fill Tim Curry’s big shoes.
162: Monkey Mark and the Monkey Bunch
Sep 4, 2017 • 62 min
Steve has a burgers for breakfast, Chris has questions for Dr. Seuss, and there is a lot to say about ducks.
161: Making Out With a Horse
Aug 28, 2017 • 67 min
Steve knows where he gets his OCD from, Chris knows he should probably tell people he has a book coming out, and we make predictions for the season finale of ‘Game of Thrones.’
160: Portraits of America After the Apocalypse
Aug 21, 2017 • 62 min
Steve has an idea for a happy little documentary, Chris is hearing fighter jets in the mountains, and it’s been so long since we’ve had cake.
159: Take Me Down to the Vatican City
Aug 14, 2017 • 65 min
Steve’s band is big in Europe, Chris wants you to stand by him, and Metacritic ranks 37 Stephen King adaptations (in a row!).
158: Those Extra 4 Ounces of Beer
Aug 7, 2017 • 64 min
Steve swears that no one can chug a gallon of milk, Chris is younger than the goat, and there’s a reason Americans hate the color red.
157: Millennials Are Ruining Tooth Extraction
Aug 1, 2017 • 60 min
Steve wonders about naughty jigsaw puzzles, Chris reports on a one-armed machete-wielding clown, and a listener email demands that we come correct when it comes to Outkast.
156: Turd Anniversary
Jul 24, 2017 • 119 min
Chris and Steve reflect on being HOT for the third year in a row, replaying some of their best material from the past 52 episodes.
155: Gluten-Free Juggalo
Jul 17, 2017 • 60 min
Steve has a theory about the Big Bang and the community, Chris shares news about ICP fans and Catholic celiacs, and Spider-Man does whatever a spider can.
154: The Local Little Person
Jul 10, 2017 • 61 min
Steve is almost done with Zelda, Chris has seen ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ (twice), and there is much to be said about reactions to last week’s puppy chat.
153: In the Original Croatian
Jul 3, 2017 • 65 min
Chris learns what makes a dog dog-shaped and Steve has lots to say about the Super NES Classic.
152: What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
Jun 26, 2017 • 67 min
Whilst Chris trolls Whovians and soccer fanatics, Steve hunts for houses and a cure for Simon’s curse.
151: Brave Warrior of Central Square
Jun 19, 2017 • 62 min
Chris buys a lawn mower that reminds us of Steve Buscemi, Steve paints a wall at the zoo, and corrections are corrected.
150: Pink Meat & Mayonnaise
Jun 12, 2017 • 63 min
Whilst Steve is ranking Rankin/Bass, Chris is trying his best not to tell dirty jokes.
149: Utyrion Lannister
Jun 5, 2017 • 61 min
Steve thought he saw a puddy tat, Chris definitely saw the days of our lives, and there’s only one way to melt a heart of stone.
148: The Horse of History
May 29, 2017 • 62 min
Steve wants you to smell his hat and Chris wants to get even personal than that.
147: My Hot Backlog
May 22, 2017 • 61 min
Steve improves Chris’ anecdote with well-timed jokes. Chris ‘improves’ Steve’s anecdote with an ill-timed impression.
146: I Take Dolores Umbridge With That
May 15, 2017 • 63 min
Chris missed his calling, Steve tries to snatch a hag’s gem, and we answer the question of which Canadian we would copy.
145: Gold Bond Educated Powder
May 8, 2017 • 61 min
Chris worries that he’s sketchy, Steve wants more Detective Munch, and the French give us something to celebrate.
144: It’s Not Easy Being Portuguese
May 1, 2017 • 62 min
Chris gets many things wrong, Steve wants to know what it means to be removed, and hunting for hedgehogs gets dangerous.
143: Cheez-Its and Jesus
Apr 24, 2017 • 63 min
Chris and Steve do a deep dive on ‘New Warriors’ #27, a Marvel comic book from 1992. That, plus a Rhode Island Rave and a roleplaying game that was banned by Boy Scouts.
142: Things That Fly Over Their Helmets
Apr 17, 2017 • 61 min
Chris shares his secret to Easter and a euphemism for smoking pot that Steve doesn’t like at all. Meanwhile, Steve slam-tilts pinball machines and explains why he’s happy with Louis C.K.
141: The PawSox of Professional Wrestling
Apr 10, 2017 • 59 min
Chris had a thing for a Purity girl, Steve had a thing for singing chipmunks, and they both have things to say about Chaotic Wrestling’s show in Woburn, Massachusetts.
140: The Golden Quill
Apr 3, 2017 • 61 min
Steve was stuck in a dungeon for three weeks, and all you got was this lousy t-shirt. That, plus Chris’ accident and a bus driver’s big mistake.
139: Other Potential Candidates
Mar 27, 2017 • 64 min
Steve has bones to pick with batteries, audio tapes, and warning labels and Chris has opinions about the redemptions of Roy Cohn, Adolf Hitler, and George W. Bush.
138: Why Are You Happy?
Mar 20, 2017 • 62 min
Chris takes a therapeutic dose of iron fist, Steve revisits Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, and a cruel fate is hypothesized for the Vice Homophobe of the United States.
137: Grand Theft Zelda
Mar 13, 2017 • 66 min
Chris and Steve are joined by special guest Ryan to talk about switches, vampire slayers, and sand getting everywhere.
136: I Don’t Want You Licking My Switch
Mar 6, 2017 • 64 min
Chris untangles the Terminator, Steve blows his nose, and Nintendo gets bitter.
135: Not When Nana’s Around
Feb 27, 2017 • 64 min
Chris wears shorts to the puppy place, Steve gets wet in line for the arcade bar, and we learn all about the wonderful world of slash fiction.
134: Nothing Turns Chris on More Than Elephant Feet
Feb 20, 2017 • 60 min
Chris has the sickies, Steve has an allergy, and we have some emails.
133: Your Post-Apocalypse Can Kiss My Ass
Feb 13, 2017 • 64 min
Steve plays D&D, Chris plays dumb, and Julian Edelman plays hot potato.
132: Punxsutawney Kitaen
Feb 6, 2017 • 61 min
Steve has a new nickname for the president, Chris has another movie that he’s never seen, and a deleted scene from ‘Groundhog Day’ becomes a regular phantom menace.
131: Banging on a Xylophone
Jan 30, 2017 • 61 min
Steve attends a concert that disappoints, Chris watches a movie that doesn’t, and we talk about why the Patriots can beat animals but not big ones.
130: I Had Big Ones
Jan 23, 2017 • 63 min
Chris and Steve imagine the demise of The Orange Man and his Vice Orange. They also play video games, discuss the sex lives of fish, and agree that the great DM in the sky rolled all 18s when he created Joe Biden.
129: Extra Caring Chromosome
Jan 16, 2017 • 63 min
As Chris gets trolled and continues to eat the cookies, Steve just can’t stop gasping.
128: The Orange Administration
Jan 9, 2017 • 63 min
Chris gets mad at cute little kids, Steve deturdifies his beer, and we learn that The Orange Man might be the key to unlocking our Star Trek future.
127: Bagel-Juice
Jan 2, 2017 • 62 min
Steve rings in the New Year with a guy who looks like Ken Marino, Chris celebrates the end of 2016 with a Disney movie marathon, and HBO announces their new series ‘Vodka Gummi Bears.’
126: The Height of VHS Technology
Dec 26, 2016 • 62 min
Chris doesn’t want a second season of ‘Westworld,’ Steve doesn’t want to let it go, and we learn that there are people who’ve died on screen more than Sean Bean has.
125: The Original Alex Jones
Dec 19, 2016 • 63 min
Steve pines for Planters Cheez Balls, Chris confesses compassion for the Sith, and Doctor Who joins ‘DuckTales.’
124: Old Wookiee Pants
Dec 12, 2016 • 61 min
Steve has a theory about the Orange Man, Chris has too much to say about ejaculation, and we learn what you can and can’t blame on George Lucas.
123: Intelligence Quest
Dec 5, 2016 • 60 min
Chris thinks you should call them Nazis, Steve thinks you should call them fascists, and they think you should leggo your Eggo.
122: LingLong DingDong on Long Ring Long Land
Nov 28, 2016 • 62 min
Chris tries too hard to make it dirty, Steve pays tribute to the cinematic legend that was Robert Z’Dar, and China has an answer to the Amazon Echo.
121: A Who’s Who of Who’s About to Be Who
Nov 21, 2016 • 65 min
Steve is done with humans, Chris says ‘The Walking Dead’ is not Mickey Mouse, and The Orange Man continues to ruin the world.
120: Double Bush
Nov 14, 2016 • 62 min
Chris and Steve react to the 2016 United States Presidential Election.
119: Pixy Stix and a Whistle Ring
Nov 7, 2016 • 64 min
Chris is holding out for a hero, Steve is holding his vote for election day, and America is holding its breath as we decide who will be the 45th President of the United States.
118: Baron Stain
Oct 31, 2016 • 62 min
Steve has a theory about alternate universes, Chris has a theory about Papa Smurf, and there is much ranting about our republic.
117: The Truth Fairy
Oct 24, 2016 • 66 min
Steve has a favorite scene from ‘Gremlins 2,’ Chris has a few things from the Internet to share with Steve, and one state in our union thinks that Oreos count as a Halloween candy.
116: Shut Up, Phil!
Oct 17, 2016 • 64 min
Steve tackles a Mega Maze, Chris tackles a stiff drink, and Ronald McDonald assembles an insanely elite clown posse.
115: Peter Ceternodon
Oct 10, 2016 • 60 min
Steve commutes, Chris has fun, and there’s no tax on slacks.
114: Liable to Commit Libel
Oct 3, 2016 • 61 min
Steve learns about accused murderess Amanda Knox, Chris learns about adult film star Donald Trump, and the world learns the about Princess Diana of Themyscira.
113: Swamps of Sadness
Sep 26, 2016 • 59 min
Chris finds a fully posable Supergirl in the world’s fanciest McDonalds, Steve finds problems with ‘The NeverEnding Story’ and with full-screen movies, and Lea Thompson is lurking around every corner.
112: Quadrandem Bike
Sep 19, 2016 • 60 min
Steve takes the beans, Clay Martin Croker kicks the bucket, and Chris wonders where Beyonce wanted us to put that ring.
111: The Crusades Were an Inside Job
Sep 12, 2016 • 62 min
Chris has no use for headphone jacks, Steve has no use for bees in his beverages, and a listener has a suggestion for how to name the next generation.
110: Generation Schlitz
Sep 5, 2016 • 62 min
Chris doesn’t know why his children play the games they play, Steve isn’t sure what you even call these kids today, and it is entirely unclear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.
109: You Dumb A*****e
Aug 29, 2016 • 59 min
Steve saw Ween, Chris saw a trailer for a new documentary that aims to defend the prequels, and Gene Wilder saw paradise by simply looking around and seeing it.
108: Soylent Pokémon
Aug 22, 2016 • 63 min
Whilst Chris uncovers what happens to Jigglypuffs when you send them to the professor, Steve has himself a birthday full of spinners, joke men, fun spots, and space pizza.
107: Air Quote Abuser
Aug 15, 2016 • 64 min
Steve went to a wedding, Chris is going camping, and a judge has a Get Out of Jail Free card for Brendan Dassey.
106: Preach to Me, Brother!
Aug 8, 2016 • 62 min
Bob Costas is putting his pink eye on things again as Chris and Steve discuss the Games of the XXXI Olympiad, the death of The Big Lebowski, and more.
105: Scuzzy Dads and Mommy Tubes
Aug 1, 2016 • 61 min
Chris wonders how one might take the Popcorn Trick to the next level, Steve wonders what his quarters might buy him in the bathroom, and Donald Drumph wonders if Russia will help him hack the United States to pieces.
104: Can You Run Into Sodom?
Jul 25, 2016 • 61 min
Chris and Steve reflect on being ‘HOT’ for the second year in a row, replaying some of their best material from the past 52 episodes.
103: Ghost Cunnilingus
Jul 18, 2016 • 71 min
Steve has thoughts on the new ‘Ghostbusters,’ Chris has a dent in his new TV, and the Republican Party has TP for our bungholes.
102: Dratini in the Convenience Store
Jul 11, 2016 • 63 min
Steve’s been playing Pokémon Go, Chris is out of his element, and it’s dangerous to be black or blue in America.
101: The Church of Latter-Day Elvis
Jul 4, 2016 • 61 min
Steve hates Glenn Frey, Chris thinks America might be a tiny piece of hard feces, and Rod Stewart’s truck almost runs over a dog.
100: Leo ½
Jun 27, 2016 • 63 min
Steve rants about an arcade bar, Chris defends his habit of reading the last pages of books first, and Steven Wright is definitely not Casey Kasem.
99: Steviekins
Jun 20, 2016 • 66 min
Steve hates golf, Chris hates ‘Seinfeld,’ and Kevin Smith loves Michael Parks a little too much.
98: Jean-Claude Van Jams
Jun 13, 2016 • 73 min
Chris wonders why and how He-Man was a master of the universe, Steve wonders about Psylocke’s development(s), and you wonder why there aren’t show notes again.
97: Puppy Tag Team
Jun 6, 2016 • 62 min
Steve drinks a Falcon Punch, Chris reads a book, and there are sheep in the computer.
96: The Mealy Apple Look
May 30, 2016 • 63 min
Steve spends the weekend up the camp and Chris spends the show interrupting Steve’s stories.
95: Big Summer Ballbuster
May 23, 2016 • 60 min
Will Steve see ‘Ghostbusters’ twice? Will Chris see ‘Star Trek Beyond’ at all? And, most importantly, will Megan Fox ever wear a yellow jumpsuit?
94: Elizabeth of Queef
May 16, 2016 • 67 min
Steve drinks the worst Mai Tais ever, Chris has the geekiest Saturday ever, and Bono makes the dumbest Spanish-language counting mistake ever.
93: Buffy Barnes, The Winter Slayer
May 9, 2016 • 64 min
Steve sees the doctor, Chris wonders if Bowser had a special lady-friend, and the presumptive GOP nominee has himself a taco bowl.
92: Johnny Lunchpail
May 2, 2016 • 62 min
Steve considers a big Seventies ‘What if?’, Chris considers the cultural ramifications of ‘Police Academy,’ and Obama drops the mic.
91: Apostle of Winwood
Apr 25, 2016 • 63 min
Steve sees a documentary about Market Basket, Chris knows a Coolio song by heart, and the guys discuss the deaths of Prince, Chyna, Doris Roberts, and Michelle McNamara.
90: Seann Willem Dafoe
Apr 18, 2016 • 61 min
Steve and Chris perform a close reading of the cinematic classic ‘American Pie 2.’
89: Breathing Sausage Into Their Face
Apr 11, 2016 • 62 min
Steve karaokes for the unappreciative masses, Chris recounts his trip to ‘Zootopia,’ and Marky Mark sleeps with the women of Superman.
88: Pickled With Alcohol
Apr 4, 2016 • 62 min
Steve wonders where the sex robots are at, Chris defends ‘Batman v. Superman,’ and John Valby plays the Hu Ke Lau.
87: Especially With Kraft Singles
Mar 28, 2016 • 65 min
Chris tries to make coffee, Steve tries to defend Hulk Hogan, and listeners try to talk some sense into your two favorite chuckleheads.
86: The Chicago Conversation
Mar 21, 2016 • 67 min
Steve visits Chicago, Chris hosts a birthday party for 10-year-olds, and someone listens to Korn un-ironically.
85: Concheesetadors
Mar 14, 2016 • 66 min
Steve laments the loss of Patrice O’Neal, Chris defends the spectacular Spider-Man, and Kim Kardashian is free to bare her nipples in New Hampshire.
84: One for the Ages
Mar 7, 2016 • 45 min
Chris and Steve experience technical difficulties.
83: Don’t Frost It So Much
Feb 29, 2016 • 61 min
Steve has a problem with frosting, Chris is thinking too hard about Rachel McAdams, and Donald Trump is going to be president.
82: Over 27 Vitamins & Ingredients
Feb 22, 2016 • 69 min
Chris thinks Sony should #FreeKesha, Steve thinks it should snow more, and Donald Trump’s win in South Carolina has the guys wondering which country they should move to.
81: Six Nips Deep
Feb 15, 2016 • 66 min
Steve pioneers Flip-Off Fitness, Chris creates the Hamburger Cinematic Universe, and the guys discuss the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
80: No Ponies for Anybody
Feb 8, 2016 • 71 min
Steve studies Japanese, Chris mutes everything, and Amy Schumer swears she’d never steal a joke.
79: Donkey Dishwasher
Feb 1, 2016 • 59 min
Steve tells jokes in Portland, Chris wonders whether Dr. Ian Malcolm would end class early for a student in need, and the guys chat about the impending doom of the Iowa Caucuses.
78: Jonas Is in Your Beard
Jan 25, 2016 • 64 min
Chris and Steve are all over the place, talking Snowzilla 2016, Glenn Frey, Flint, Clitter, Deadpool, Gary Vaynerchuk, and more.
77: Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Eh? No!
Jan 18, 2016 • 72 min
Chris finishes ‘Making a Murderer,’ Steve watches a Patriots game in a bar filled with infuriating young people, and more.
76: The Problem With Incest
Jan 11, 2016 • 63 min
Chris sees Disney on Ice, Steve gets sushi, David Bowie dies, and the guys discuss ‘Making a Murderer.’
75: Mako, Like the Whale
Jan 4, 2016 • 59 min
Chris and Steve tackle time shifts and Tackleberry, mourn Mace Windu and merchandising, and debate which of them is the bigger dink.
74: Heavy on the Spoilers
Dec 28, 2015 • 62 min
Chris and Steve recap Christmas and review “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.”
73: So He Could Go in the HOV Lane
Dec 21, 2015 • 60 min
Chris gets on Steve’s last nerve, Steve goes to Plant Night, and we’re joined by Chris’ brother John for a game of #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.
72: I Don’t Like Offending People
Dec 14, 2015 • 68 min
Steve attends Chaotic Wrestling’s December 11 show at the Woburn Elks, and the guys spend nearly the entire show talking about it.
71: Another Straight Man
Dec 7, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve discuss Kristen Stewart, Jessica Jones, ‘The Cabin in the Woods,’ and why they’re cautiously optimistic about ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens.’
70: The Hottest Guy in the Room
Nov 30, 2015 • 67 min
Steve saves Thanksgiving, Chris attends his twenty-year high school reunion, and the guys debate the parenting skills of David Seville.
69: You’re an Adverb
Nov 23, 2015 • 65 min
Chris and Steve discuss the pros and cons of the 69, an email detailing the many ways in which Chris was wrong about religion, and the reunions of both Ween and the Class of 1995.
68: Like the Porridge That Goldilocks Ate
Nov 16, 2015 • 60 min
Steve’s been sick, Chris doesn’t care about the world, and the Patriots have been cheating against one of them poor Manning boys again.
67: Immune to Eye Rolls
Nov 9, 2015 • 77 min
Chris and Steve talk ‘Saturday Night Live,’ Billy Corgan, the New England Patriots’ preternatural ability to win coin flips, the adult films their dads owned when the country was great, and more.
66: 0182Woodbury
Nov 2, 2015 • 65 min
Chris and Steve recap their Halloween adventures, discuss the facial hair of Commander Will Riker, and try to determine how Steve’s forwarding address got so Woodburied.
65: A Deep Dive on Janeway
Oct 26, 2015 • 70 min
Chris and Steve talk “The Force Awakens,” “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey,” the end of nudes in “Playboy,” and about how, despite all their rage, they are still just rats in a cage.
64: The Later Part of the Early Part of the Turn of the Century
Oct 19, 2015 • 59 min
Chris and Steve discuss Dead Milkmen, ‘Back to the Future, Part II,’ Nintendo 64, and more.
63: A Chef’s Passion
Oct 12, 2015 • 60 min
Chris and Steve talk road trips, sexual innuendo, and putting money on the Cubbies.
62: Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Parents
Oct 5, 2015 • 61 min
Chris watches ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ and admits to having a phase, Steve falls the heck out of his weekend, and the guys debate hearts vs. stars.
61: We’ve Never Kissed
Sep 28, 2015 • 62 min
Steve makes pilgrimages to IKEA and FedEx, Chris asks questions he already knows the answers to, and the guys discuss how each of them got the sickies this week.
60: Unless It’s a Dirty Hug
Sep 21, 2015 • 61 min
Chris and Steve talk board games, advertising, and moving, before addressing the important questions of Ahmed and his clock, what would happen if Chris met the president, and how the Patriots cheated this week.
59: Laughter Is Stupid
Sep 14, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve argue about TV, bicker about breakfast cereal, and examine exactly how their New England Patriots cheated this week.
58: Call Me Cupcake
Sep 7, 2015 • 72 min
Chris and Steve discuss Kim Davis’ stance against gay marriage, the triumph of Tom Brady, the firing of Don Orsillo, and much, much more.
57: The Right to Bear Arms
Aug 31, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve reveal the dumb things that landed them in detention. Then, they talk about summer camp movies, back to school time, and the on-air shootings at WDBJ this past week.
56: She Tolerates My Flatulence
Aug 24, 2015 • 72 min
Chris and Steve talk soda flavors, Steve’s birthday, and the miseducation of Harry Potter, before tackling news on Jared Fogle and Ashley Madison.
55: Then It Went Right Up Your Nose
Aug 17, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve talk Ween, poetry slams, the rise of upscale hamburger joints, and what type of abs might the most pleasant to scissor.
54: It’s All Country!
Aug 10, 2015 • 60 min
As Steve prepares to see the Dean Ween Group, we learn how he hurt his ankle, why Chris wants more cunnilingus in his fiction, and what the guys thought of the GOP presidential debate they didn’t watch.
53: Hale-Bopp Was More Fun
Aug 3, 2015 • 63 min
Chris and Steve talk about boobs on pinball machines, balls on Transformers and trans men, and so much more.
52: Laden With Humdiddy
Jul 27, 2015 • 52 min
Chris and Steve reflect on being “HOT” for one whole year, replaying some of their best material along the way.
51: Fries and Ketchup for America
Jul 20, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve talk karaoke, Amy Schumer, General Tso, and whether it’s the RMV or the DMV.
50: Once You’re in the Rubber
Jul 13, 2015 • 63 min
Chris goes to the beach and to a mini high school reunion, while Steve goes bowling and eats a cookie.
49: A Song in His Heart
Jul 6, 2015 • 63 min
Chris and Steve talk about the genius of Paul Rudd, the idiocy of Donald Trump, and how traffic ruins everything.
48: Have You Ever Tried to Pull Apart a Grilled Cheese?
Jun 29, 2015 • 63 min
Chris and Steve talk about the death of Dick Van Patten, the second act of Jake Lloyd’s career, and Steve’s trip to Portland, Maine. That, plus gay marriage, farts, and an old photo of Chris’ Cub Scout cohorts.
47: The Next Time We Have James Earl Jones On
Jun 22, 2015 • 63 min
Chris and Steve talk about Christopher Lee, The General Lee, Rock’n Ribfest, and so much more.
46: Playing With Eunuchs
Jun 15, 2015 • 61 min
Chris and Steve discuss “Jurassic World” and the state of moviegoing today before debating whether or not Bernie Sanders is the name of an actual presidential candidate.
45: Two Levels Below GoBot
Jun 8, 2015 • 66 min
Chris and Steve recap Steve’s trip to Philadelphia. That, plus the reaction to Caitlyn Jenner and an analysis of 1980s cartoons and their 21st century live-action remakes.
44: Can Anybody Say Anything Anymore?
Jun 1, 2015 • 63 min
Steve prepares for a trip to Philadelphia by having ice cream for dinner, while Chris eats so much pizza that his farts begin to topple small children. That, plus microphones, offensive team names, and more.
43: Moist Week on the Water Channel
May 25, 2015 • 67 min
Chris and Steve discuss dadbod, Hollywood’s ‘hot daughter’ trend, the faces on American money, and more.
42: I Wasn’t Trying to Be Funny
May 18, 2015 • 62 min
Chris and Steve school fools on how to pronounce local place names, then discuss the death penalty, sex amongst Pooh and Friends, and the best review of Chris’ acting career.
41: How It Ended up on Your Cheek
May 11, 2015 • 58 min
Chris and Steve discuss the return of Steve’s libido and Tom Brady’s deflated balls, plus their thoughts on what a Marvel movie by the Coen Brothers would look like.
40: It’s Not Sexy to Drown
May 4, 2015 • 68 min
Steve faces off with shingles, Chris defends his foley artist skills, and much, much more.
39: As We Shed
Apr 27, 2015 • 61 min
Steve gets hit on at karaoke, Chris’ daughter watches “Star Wars,” and the boys go off on a tangent about the Iron Sheik while discussing the difference between learning lines and memorizing jokes.
38: The Jimmy Carter of the Apocalypse
Apr 20, 2015 • 70 min
Steve shares stories from the Red Sox Home Opener, Chris talks about reading his diary in front a live audience at “I Could Just Diary: Round 4,” and the boys talk about new trailers for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and “Batman v Superman: Dawn of…
37: My Privilege Was Showing
Apr 13, 2015 • 69 min
Chris and Steve talk about where the Wall would be if Greater Lowell were Westeros, then talk Red Sox Home Opener drunkenness, waiting in line for Amiibo, and more.
36: We Talked About This
Apr 6, 2015 • 64 min
Chris and Steve discuss Easter and other holidays Steve never remembers, then move on to current events, the case for a revolution, and much more.
35: I’m Sorry. Here’s Flowers.
Mar 30, 2015 • 63 min
Chris and Steve discuss Indiana’s ‘Religious Freedom’ bill and Ted Cruz’s run for president before Getting Local for Ya, reading more Mean Tweets, and going Horribly Off-Topic.
34: The Chickets Were Teap
Mar 23, 2015 • 65 min
Chris and Steve read mean tweets and email from their listeners, then talk about movies Chris watched over Spring Break and the TV shows they’ve binge-watched.
33: I Keep on Not Having Thoughts
Mar 16, 2015 • 72 min
Chris and Steve try to get listeners to mean-tweet them, then chat about cycling, big trucks, Pizzas of Destiny, Christy Turlington, the science of anti-vaccination, and more.
32: Earning the E Tag
Mar 9, 2015 • 58 min
Steve tells jokes and Chris ruins them. Then the guys talk about something Chris did for fun (and might do again). That, plus so much more.
31: The Problem of the Prequels
Mar 2, 2015 • 70 min
Chris and Steve talk Star Wars viewing order, the hullabaloo over the cover of the 2015 “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue, and the death of Leonard Nimoy.
30: Give It To Me Like That
Feb 23, 2015 • 72 min
Chris and Steve talk about vocal fry, Steve’s visit to Bit Fest 2: Electronic Boogaloo, and who Donatello is going down on. That, plus hitting 30, listener email, and Chris trying (and failing) to have fun.
29: A Tupperware Party, Only With Dildos
Feb 16, 2015 • 62 min
Chris and Steve present a grab bag episode that is largely about grabbing one’s bag (including grabbing one’s self in the interest of in vitro fertilisation). That, plus the Blizzard IV, taxes & health insurance, and taking a hammer to one’s old stuff.
28: The Seahawks Haven’t Thrown An Interception Yet
Feb 9, 2015 • 69 min
Chris and Steve recap Super Bowl XLIX and its commercials, then talk about Legend of Zelda on TV, Kate Upton dancing, and proper care of the U.S. flag.