Isometric

Isometric

102: Disruption Is Here!

Apr 18, 2016 • 1 min

Isometric may be over, but Disruption is just starting! Go subscribe to our new show at relay.fm/disruption!

101: Bad Ideas for Isometric

Apr 10, 2016 • 74 min

So long, and thanks for all the hand turkeys. (But come listen to us on Disruption, starting next week!)

100: This Space Pope is Evil

Apr 3, 2016 • 64 min

Hey, could you follow me so I can send you a DM?

99: Georgia Is Very Very Responsible

Mar 27, 2016 • 42 min

With Georgia off searching for the final Wii U, Steve holds back tears while confronting the Wii U’s impending demise, Mikah describes what it was like to play the Dreamcast as a zygote, and Bri doubles down on her feuds with all the other podcasts.

98: A Case of Lumber Poisoning

Mar 20, 2016 • 85 min

Steve tries to talk about Oculus games and Playstation VR while Bri gathers evidence against Georgia, Mikah gets queasy thinking about riding roller coasters with a VR headset, and Charles helps bring Georgia’s inexcusable behavior to light.

97: License Not to Kill

Mar 13, 2016 • 83 min

Georgia is judged harshly for her feelings about Elmo, Skylanders’ autism campaign leaves Steve feeling blue, Brianna finds an evil soulmate in Twilight Princess’s Midna, and we plan to send Mikah to Mars.

96: Chickenparts.org

Mar 6, 2016 • 102 min

Steve goes to Bri for advice about crushing his foes, Georgia tries to judo her way out of buying a console for the sixteenth straight week, and Mikah uses a word he didn’t learn in Sunday school.

95: The Church of Briannatology

Feb 28, 2016 • 87 min

It’s judgement day for Casey Liss, as he faces sentencing for his crimes. Meanwhile, Steve says the magic words to get Bri interested in Fire Emblem, Georgia judges R. Mika’s fashion choices, and Mikah loves fandas. Repeatedly.

94: One Million Dollars an Episode

Feb 21, 2016 • 70 min

Brianna calls our boss at Relay at home for a contract renegotiation. Georgia’s video business gets stiff competition, Mikah’s voice goes lumberjack, and Steve gets carpel tunnel editing because no one planned the show. I blame Georgia.

93: Bring Casey Liss to Justice

Feb 14, 2016 • 65 min

We take a break from games to debate the real issues plaguing Isometric Land: Koala invasions, the tyranny of Big Shoe, and Georgia’s illegal candidacy. Also, we answer your questions on our favorite apps and condiments, and Mikah’s facial hair.

92: #SteveNeedsHelp

Feb 7, 2016 • 90 min

Bri uses Twitter to be a better person, Mikah tries to usurp Steve’s dad joke crown, Steve defends his Amiibo problem, Georgia dreads Isometric coming up in her board recertification, and we challenge Russell from Material to oil up and prove his hotness.

91: The Hottest Relay Host

Jan 31, 2016 • 72 min

Bri takes us on a tour of the latest in Fallout fashion, Georgia tries to explain terrible people, Steve has an Undertale confession to make, and Mikah thanks you for being a friend.

90: Bri’s Nasty Juice

Jan 24, 2016 • 66 min

A new challenger appears! Mikah makes a huge mistake and joins the cast of Isometric. Brianna hazes, Georgia unveils a new weekly segment, and Steve goes home to be a family man.

89: I’ll Slap My Hiney In Your Direction

Jan 17, 2016 • 87 min

Voice actress Bonnie Gordon joins us to talk about R. Mika’s move changes and being a paladin IRL, Bri starts planning her development schedule around XCOM 2, Steve fails to explain Bravely Default, and Georgia finds a new animal companion to befriend.

88: Patriarchy Simulator 2016

Jan 10, 2016 • 75 min

Sabriel Mastin joins us to try to one-up Bri on near-death experiences, Georgia uses her console fund to preorder an Oculus instead, Steve tries to convince NASCAR fans to watch League of Legends, and, Bri’s “friend” discovers unofficial ROM translations.

87: A Georgia Dow Mess

Jan 3, 2016 • 66 min

Bri surveys the wreckage of the latest Steam debacle, Georgia comes to grips with her holodeck being moved just slightly out of reach yet again, and Steve struggles to say anything other than Hearthstone for his favorite game of the year.

86: Oota Boota, Anthony?

Dec 27, 2015 • 78 min

Youtube superstar Ginny McQueen joins us to figure out why Steve wouldn’t want to bring up bing playing Hearthstone and eating Cheetos in business meetings, while Georgia recalls cosplaying Jabba the Hutt and Bri tries to take pneumonia and make lemonade.

85: High Stakes Dreidel

Dec 20, 2015 • 73 min

Mikah Sargent returns to the show just in time to save Steve from having to rap about Hideo Kojima leaving Konami, Georgia tries to contain her rage at Destiny charging for level boosts, and Bri uses flamethrowers to upgrade the spirit of Hanukkah.

84: Otto and Blotto

Dec 13, 2015 • 75 min

Mikah Sargent joins the show this week to expose the crime rings trafficking in Counterstrike weapons, convince Steve that Rez in VR is bad for his health, and help Bri complete important government forms on Georgia’s behalf.

83: What Are Plugins?

Dec 6, 2015 • 86 min

The race for the new Isometric’s new host begins! First up is Jessica Price, who is awesome because Bri said so. Also, Georgia keeps secrets in her couch, Steve hasn’t played Just Cause just because, and Bri is loud.

82: Sad Panda Dance: Maddy’s Farewell

Nov 22, 2015 • 79 min

We say goodbye to Maddy in the only way we possibly could, with EDM and a cavalcade of special guests. But not before Bri tries to find the good in Star Wars Battlefront, Georgia unleashes the Kraken, and Steve gets his most difficult editing task ever.

81: The Ancient Art of Honda Accordo

Nov 15, 2015 • 83 min

Before our important show news this week, Brianna makes plans to defeat Georgia in battle, Maddy’s cosplay dreams come true, Steve finally gets to talk about Nintendo, and Georgia’s word of the day calendar pays off.

80: My Hand Just Touched Your Face

Nov 8, 2015 • 71 min

Georgia frets about what selling to Activision means for her beloved Candy Crush, Bri brings us the shortest Halo 5 review ever, Maddy feigns surprise that women own more game consoles than men, and Steve has a run-in with the littlest Master Chief.

79: Unintentional Donuts

Nov 1, 2015 • 58 min

Just when you thought you were safe, the show gets Brijacked again! Will your intrepid hosts make it out in one piece? Listen to find out!

78: I Can’t Lose iCarly!

Oct 25, 2015 • 86 min

Bri’s back, with details about the upcoming Revolution 60 PC release! Also, Georgia wonders why Harmonix would review their own game, Maddy has questions for a studio working through crunch without pay, and Steve’s rap career ends as quickly as it begins.

77: Your Eagle Twin

Oct 18, 2015 • 91 min

With Bri off wowing the audience at the Grace Hopper Conference, Gamespot editor Alexa Ray Correia joins Maddy, Georgia and Steve to talk about a Final Fantasy that never was, swap war stories from midnight release lines, and admire UbiSoft’s eagle eyes.

76: Georgia’s Reckoning

Oct 11, 2015 • 79 min

Brianna returns to teach Isometric Workers how to roll out, Georgia experiences a reckoning yet again, Maddy is confused about Geckos, and Steve feels anxiety, but is in excellent hands with Dr. Brianna.

75: …Zelda Said, Professionally

Oct 4, 2015 • 98 min

Frag Dolls founder Morgan Romine joins us to talk about the first TwitchCon, marvel at the second installment in Bri’s Nintendo fanfic, debate if Maddy should make her own eSports tournament, and help Georgia decide between two very different theme songs.

74: Bowser Has His Good Days

Sep 27, 2015 • 88 min

With Bri at Oculus Connect (but with us in spirit and fanfic), Tiffany Arment joins Maddy, Georgia and Steve to decide if games can replace meditation, fear a future where hipsters buy games on cartridges, and figure out if Metroids are the marrying type.

73: Peach’s Vengeance

Sep 20, 2015 • 99 min

Bri takes a break from playing The Taken King to talk about how awesome it is, Maddy watches terrible people play Firewatch, Steve tries to discuss Mario Maker without mispronouncing Mario, and R.O.B. tries to fight off jealousy after Georgia buys a BB-8.

72: Kluwepocalypse

Sep 13, 2015 • 75 min

With Maddy on assignment, special guest Chris Kluwe bestows his awesomeness on the show as he tries to convince Georgia that watching eSports is as much fun as MMA, Bri breaks down the Apple TV announcement, and Steve imagines catching Pokemon in Tokyo.

71: #tranSamus

Sep 6, 2015 • 91 min

You’ll be amazed to find out how gamers reacted to Bri’s article suggesting Samus is transgender! Plus, Maddy struggles with the explanation for Quiet’s outfit in Metal Gear, Georgia gets introduced to Hot Ryu, and Steve tries to suck less at shooters.

70: Rhhhhhhhaaaaar!

Aug 30, 2015 • 74 min

Bri tries to stream Deal or No Deal on YouTube, Steve defends his Hearthstone addiction (poorly), Maddy pitches her new classic car show, and Georgia takes on MechaGodzilla as a new patient.

69: Jungian Self-Actualization

Aug 23, 2015 • 93 min

Bri returns from the future with a warning about Final Fantasy VII, Maddy realizes Life is Strange is a biopic about her life, Steve tries to find a Destiny-to-English dictionary, and Georgia tries to convince the Internet that sharks are our friends.

68: Love, Blonor and Blobey

Aug 16, 2015 • 77 min

With Georgia off fighting sharks, guest Simone de Rochefort gets a crash course on Resident Evil 2, Maddy lists things other than video games that cause aggression, Bri sheds light on Apple’s diversity numbers, and Steve watches DOTA 2 for science.

67: I Couldn’t Have Gotten a Better Ape Suit?

Aug 9, 2015 • 85 min

Georgia, tell Brianna what she wants to know. TELL HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO KNOW. Speaking of violence, Maddy is concerned about the new Tomb Raider trailer, Bri isn’t sold on the new Mirror’s Edge, and Steve has trouble in his living area.

66: Brijacked!

Aug 2, 2015 • 66 min

This week Steve tries to… OH MY GOD BRIANNA HIJACKED THE ENTIRE SHOW, including this description. This is the best episode of Isometric ever!

65: Maddy Max: Fury Road

Jul 26, 2015 • 59 min

Steve explains to Georgia why it’s not cheating to play a fighting game with simple moves, Bri tries to figure out why Adam Sandler was allowed to make a movie as terrible as Pixels, and Maddy finally earns the nickname that’s eluded her for so long.

64: Text Georgia Dow

Jul 20, 2015 • 72 min

Maddy confirms her suspicions of doping in eSports, Bri takes on the troubling rumors surrounding Quiet in Metal Gear Solid, Georgia finds arcades hidden in the wilds of Maine, and Steve demonstrates how to wake sleeping children with maximum prejudice.

63: Lead Cheerfulness Consultant

Jul 12, 2015 • 75 min

Bri’s Winter of Discontent continues with the failed launch of Final Fantasy XIV on Mac, Maddy dreams of farming Zerglings, Steve desperately tries not to buy a Mega Man helmet, and Georgia receives the best drawings the Apple Watch can produce.

62: Butt Stomp Your Children

Jul 5, 2015 • 72 min

Bri decides she doesn’t want to be the Batman after all, Steve lets Bowser corrupt his children, Maddy entertains herself with gifs of Link in a Zelda dress, and Georgia’s refusal to buy a Wii U escalates quickly.

61: Shave and a Haircut

Jun 28, 2015 • 89 min

Bri unveils her master plan to shut down the Internet (or at least comment sections), Georgia wonders if Hellblade can really depict mental illness well, Steve hopes this will be the time Nintendo finally listens to him, and Maddy tries on a new nickname.

60: Don’t Trust Anyone From Best Buy

Jun 21, 2015 • 90 min

Our E3 extravaganza is here! Bri gives a technical analysis of boobs on Canadian radio, Maddy takes bandwagon Metroid haters to school, Georgia cheats at Final Fantasy VII trivia, and Steve’s attempt to end the show ends in disaster.

59: The Games Boss of Canada

Jun 14, 2015 • 73 min

Isometric absolutely DOWINATES this week! Bri releases her inner She-Hulk on Steam’s refund policy, Maddy’s last remnants of optimism are crushed, Georgia skips her own WWDC party, and Steve sinks deeper into Hearthstone addiction.

58: Total World Dowination

Jun 7, 2015 • 83 min

This week, Georgia endures the indignity of another Brianna catchphrase! Steve welcomes our new cephalopod overlords in Splatoon! BRI MOTIVATES YOU BY SCREAMING! And Maddy takes Arkham Knight’s costume design to task once again.

57: The Octopus Said “No Deal!”

May 31, 2015 • 77 min

Your hosts travel to FunSpot and leave it mostly intact, Maddy takes Twitch to task for letting the ESRB do their dirty work, Bri celebrates League of Legends’ new robot harassment patrol, and Georgia learns of the Canadian contraband known as Pixy Stix.

56: #PrayForMaddy

May 24, 2015 • 89 min

With Imperator Myers stuck on a doomed bus somewhere in the Midwest, Rocket co-host Simone De Rochefort joins Bri, Georgia and Steve to ascend in Kanye Quest, rage at Witcher 3 graphics snobs, and postpone the funeral for pixel art.

55: The Church of Metroid

May 18, 2015 • 81 min

Maddy wonders if the Bloodstained Kickstarter is too clever for its own good, Bri leads Revolution 60 players on an Easter egg hunt, Steve gushes about the Splatoon Global Testfire, and Georgia embraces her inner feline podcaster.

54: Cardboard Ridleys

May 11, 2015 • 92 min

Maddy starts building Nintendo theme park rides in her front yard, Georgia demands a VR arcade, Steve debates whether we need a new Banjo-Kazooie type game, and Bri sits GamerGhazi down for a serious discussion about harassment as entertainment.

53: Candy Land With a Crowbar

May 4, 2015 • 87 min

Maddy worries Valve has become the Google of PC games, Bri laments the bad Konami news may mean the end of DDR, Georgia explains why Brain Age won’t make you a super-genius, and Steve tries to keep the show from becoming a series of Apple Watch drawings.

52: Everyone Gets a Grape

Apr 27, 2015 • 95 min

This week, Maddy dreams of being a female Stormtrooper, Bri trusts GameStop to rebuild her vintage game collection, Georgia enlists monkeys to explain anger over paid Steam mods, and Steve confronts a hard truth about his relationship with fighting games.

51: ISOMETRIK!

Apr 20, 2015 • 91 min

This week, Bri and Maddy decide if Mortal Kombat X is a komplete success or a katastrophe, Georgia wonders what owning a Guitar Hero Live guitar would say about her, and Steve takes issue with Bioshock’s authentic diversity.

50: The Winter of Maddy Myers’ Discontent

Apr 13, 2015 • 99 min

This week, Bri prophesies a future where the DMCA destroys Horde Mode forever, Maddy dispels the myth of the cool gamer girlfriend, Steve dreams of a VR arcade, and Georgia tries to stack Name That Game in Maddy’s favor, with disastrous results.

49: Candy Crush Kill Screen

Apr 6, 2015 • 76 min

This week, Maddy takes a firm stance against pleasantries, Bri has a special kind of FU about Bloodborne, Steve Facebook stalks Nintendo, and Georgia reports on what it’s like to turn undead in Ireland.

48: Baby Got Backend

Mar 30, 2015 • 110 min

This week, Maddy embraces her new life as a fake video game developer, Georgia helps improve Bri’s marriage with sticker charts for screen time, and Steve confronts an gaming existential crisis after not wanting to play Bloodborne.

47: Aunt Bri’s Got Some Ideas

Mar 23, 2015 • 80 min

This week, Isometric reveals an important announcement about the show’s future, Steve tries to come to grips with Nintendo moving to mobile, Maddy tries to make Bri cut her vacation short by reviewing Final Fantasy Type 0, and Georgia’s obsession.

46: I Murdered Hotline Miami

Mar 16, 2015 • 98 min

This week, Georgia tries to hide her Monster Mania injuries from PAX, Bri tries to come to grips with a world where Nintendo makes hardware for adults, Maddy tries to contain her disdain for Hotline Miami 2, and Steve tries to keep his priorities straight

45: I Didn’t Think Our Show Could Get Any Dumber

Mar 9, 2015 • 62 min

It’s our long awaited live show at PAX East 2015! There were mustaches, stuffed animal attacks, laundry tips, Samus cosplay, and at least one injury. (And we tried to talk about video games for at least five minutes or so. Emphasis on tried.)

44: Tell Me About the War, Grandma

Mar 2, 2015 • 71 min

This week, Maddy crushes Steve’s dream of a Rock Band future, Steve crushes Maddy’s dream of enjoying Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Bri crushes Georgia’s dream of playing games on a holodeck any time soon, and Georgia crushes everyone’s dreams with her new

43: You’re Overruled, Steve

Feb 23, 2015 • 95 min

This week, Georgia delivers a final Internet Justice ruling on Tron, Maddy laments the Peter Molyneux interview, Bri wonders why we’re debating game length instead of any other problem with AAA games, and Steve plays Sonic Boom, for science.

42: Destroy All Video Games

Feb 16, 2015 • 92 min

This week, Steve worries that Evolve is a harbinger of games priced like iPads, Maddy tries to figure out why anyone ever liked Sonic, and Georgia tries to scare up the courage to send inappropriate things to Bri’s Apple Watch.

41: Bri’s Butt List

Feb 9, 2015 • 104 min

This week, Maddy warns the human race about our nightmarish future of cat GIF journalism, Bri talks about her struggle to stay in gamedev after harassment on Steam Greenlight, and Steve and Georgia ask for a Persona 5 to English translation.

40: The Lair of Dr. Dow

Feb 2, 2015 • 83 min

This week, Steve reports from Disney World while everyone else is freezing, Bri and Maddy have constructive criticism for Gamestop’s survival plan, Grim Fandango is examined, and Georgia is revealed to be a supervillain yet again.

39: Water Balloon Fight

Jan 26, 2015 • 113 min

Steve dreams of a new Battletoads game that he won’t be hardcore enough to play, Georgia derails Bri’s very technical discussion of boob physics, and Maddy sets us straight, once and for all, on ethics in game journalism. Plus, stay past the closing music

38: Invite Him Over to Play Street Fighter

Jan 19, 2015 • 77 min

Isometric gets heated! This week, we get back to covering news the only way we know how: Georgia fires sniper rifles at CES, Maddy and Bri swoon over hot guys in Final Fantasy, and Steve gets charged up about the charger Nintendo left out of the new 3DS.

37: Steve is a Special Snowflake

Jan 12, 2015 • 86 min

Since we’re still recovering from the Game of the Year discussion, we decided to take it easy this week and answer some listener questions. In between a couple of Bri’s Mass Effect rants, Maddy’s stint as a Girl Scout, and a discussion of pictures of Geor

36: We’re All Leaving Angry Tonight

Jan 5, 2015 • 118 min

The conclusion of Isometric’s Game of the Year spectacular is finally here! Will Georgia need all of her therapy training to keep Bri and Steve from blowing up the podcast over Danganronpa and Desert Golfing? Will Maddy use her position as the tiebreaking

35: Go Bug Your Mom About Bayonetta

Dec 29, 2014 • 55 min

It’s all come down to this, part one of Isometric’s Game of the Year spectacular. Special guest stars Gita Jackson and Danielle Riendeau shock the Isometric cast with their tiebreaking votes. Hearts will be dashed, dreams will be ruined, and nothing will

34: PokeRapper.com

Dec 22, 2014 • 98 min

The 2014 season of Isometric is hurtling to a close and nothing will ever be the same! Special guest Andrea Rene of GameTrailers.com gives Maddy the inner strength to be a Pokerapper, Bri is less than excited that Hatred fans are requesting her addition a

33: Orc Murder Enthusiast

Dec 15, 2014 • 107 min

Georgia’s orc obsession is becoming a bit of a concern. Nevertheless, we decide whether Bri or Maddy bought the wrong fight stick now that Street Fighter V is a PS4 exclusive, and debate the merits of pulling GTA V off the shelves in Australia, before Ste

32: Going Full Siracusa

Dec 8, 2014 • 112 min

Ultimate geek rockstar John Siracusa stops by to throw down his Power Glove and to fact check the show AS WE RECORD IT. Also, Brianna Super Scope Sixes Nintendo’s future in VR, Steve bristles, and Maddy calmly explains that she could destroy everything in

31: Stomp On Their Hands

Nov 29, 2014 • 85 min

Can you feel it? Isometric has awakened early this week in a special Thanksgiving episode, though Georgia just calls it Thursday. Maddy gushes about Super Smash Bros, and Steve and Brianna get into it about Nintendo again over the new Pokemon sequel.

30: An Era Without Moisturizer

Nov 24, 2014 • 80 min

Since all the games came out this week, we took a break from the news to talk all about what we’re playing: Bri laments that elephants in Far Cry 4 aren’t innovation, Steve learns he’s played Dragon Age: Inquisition completely wrong, and Maddy tries to ju

29: Squeeze the Lemon Beyond

Nov 17, 2014 • 92 min

This week, fresh from basking in the glow of luring Georgia to Boston from Canada, we play CSI at the wreckage of the Assassin’s Creed Unity launch fiasco, followed by a serious discussion of autism representation in gaming.

28: R.O.B., I Love You

Nov 10, 2014 • 97 min

This week, Maddy announces her Street Fighter romantic comedy, Steve laments (read: whines about) missing out on the Evolve Big Alpha, and Bri presses X to say hello to Georgia’s new robot BFF.

27: A Hat Made of Money

Nov 3, 2014 • 96 min

Isometric is back in one of our most fun post-Gamergate episodes! We struggle to discuss actual news, like the discovery that women make up half of PC gaming and the re-release of TIE Fighter, amidst a barrage of absurd distractions. At least until Georgi

26: (Special) Glenn and I Are Not Enemies

Oct 30, 2014 • 141 min

After being chased from her home by rape and death threats, Isometric host Brianna Wu has been under attack by Gamergate for 17 days. She sits down with journalist Glenn Fleishman and addresses the various accusations made towards her.

25: Bri’s Parenting Corner

Oct 27, 2014 • 84 min

In a return to normalcy, Bri dispenses questionable parenting advice, Georgia auditions for her next career as a game show host, and Steve yells at Nintendo (yes, again), all as Maddy tries to convince us how excited she is about everything.

24: Slippy Likes the Barrel Roll

Oct 20, 2014 • 79 min

After an in-depth recap of Bri’s week fighting GamerGate, we try to cheer her up with a detailed discussion of Bayonetta 2, salacious StarFox fan fiction, and what the Muppets you like say about you.

23: Georgia’s Scary Murder Side

Oct 13, 2014 • 86 min

(Note: This episode was recorded on Thursday, just before the widely discussed events involving Brianna Wu began to occur.)

22: Steve’s Existential Crisis Can Wait

Oct 6, 2014 • 90 min

PERSONA! This week, Brianna reveals unhealthy passion for P4: Arena Ultimax. Maddy praises the Steam curation system before decimating it. Georgia bonds with special guest and fellow nice person Jonathan Mann. And Steve tricks everyone into talking about

21: Speak Softly and Carry a Huge Lancer

Sep 28, 2014 • 100 min

This week, special guest Danielle Riendeau of Polygon joins us to discuss the art of Gears of War with Maddy, geek out with Bri on Unreal and Unity, try to sell Steve on Alien: Isolation, and design Georgia’s new Canadian fighting game.

20: DayQuil Dance Party

Sep 22, 2014 • 80 min

Neither DayQuil haze, nor pneumonia, nor Skype disasters will keep us from our appointed rounds of destroying 3DSes with the Super Smash Bros demo, analyzing the Minecraft sale, and plotting to hand out crystal hand turkeys for game of the year.

19: Corruption Tastes Like Chocolate Covered Bugles

Sep 15, 2014 • 86 min

After making Steve answer for his heinous crimes of corruption, we try to get back to normal by arguing about the new 3DS, wildly speculating about games for the Apple Watch, and making Georgia suffer through a thorough analysis of Destiny’s story.

18: Rainbows and Sunshine

Sep 8, 2014 • 117 min

You asked us to talk about GamerGate. So we talked about GamerGate. A lot. (But also PAX Prime, the PokeRap, and dating tips for birds.)

17: The 90s Were a Dark Time

Aug 31, 2014 • 81 min

In a surprisingly lucid episode, Maddy talks about the necessary evil of PAX. Steve gets twitchy when it’s suggested that an F-Zero remake might not be the best, and Georgia recommends gateway games to a life-destroying habit. Plus, Bri talks about her sm

16: Bro Up Like a Football Bro

Aug 25, 2014 • 81 min

This week, Bri invents an exciting (and embarrassing) new catchphrase for Georgia. We decide if it’s too early to plan a funeral for game demos, dissect the fun and sad Madden 15 ad, and predict a future where indies are paid in mehs and not dollars.

15: The Full Georgia

Aug 18, 2014 • 94 min

This week. we address the Alderaan levels of anguish about Tomb Raider being an Xbox exclusive, challenge the dubious Night Trap Kickstarter, and have a serious adult conversation about gamers and depression. We also affirm your life choices if you play g

14: Yoshi’s Suffering Invitation

Aug 11, 2014 • 75 min

This week’s episode is old-school Isometric. Maddy speculates about Twitch, Steve freaks out about Yoshi’s real name, and Bri discusses iOS Bioshock using jargon everyone else pretends to understand. Meanwhile, Georgia wonders what she’s doing with her li

13: The Maddy Myers Test

Aug 4, 2014 • 90 min

This week, we pour one out for the writers lost from GameSpot, gush about the Bayonetta anime, and decide if PlayStation Now rentals are expensive or VERY expensive. (Bonus: Isometric decides which Sailor Scout Steve is.)

12: Mech Suit President

Jul 28, 2014 • 77 min

Brianna rants epically on the Yogscast decision to not refund their Kickstarters. The ecstasy of the Destiny beta to the agony of the human race after Mech Suit Georgia becomes president.

11: We Were All Terrible in 2010

Jul 21, 2014 • 75 min

With Revolution 60 about to launch, Amanda Winn-Lee joins Bri to tell us everything we wanted to know about the game, including the decisions that went into the character design, writing a story starring powerful women, designing morality, allowing for en

10: Empress Wu

Jul 14, 2014 • 81 min

Bri, Maddy, Georgia and Steve discuss fanboy complaints about the Destiny beta, why all “adult” video games need to be violent, and why people aren’t downloading free indie games from PS+.

9: Hashometric

Jul 7, 2014 • 70 min

Bri, Maddy, Georgia and Steve try to distract themselves from a tough week in video games by discussing vitally important topics like Butt Mode in Shovel Knight, buying stuffed Pokemon on the internet, Atari games about breakfast food, and why all the maj

8: I Play Games, I Don’t Read

Jun 30, 2014 • 71 min

Bri, Maddy Georgia and Steve share a big announcement about the show, and then move on to discussing whether gamifying sales and discounting Early Access games during the Steam Summer Sale are good ideas, and the challenges women face when breaking into g

7: The Dungeon Master’s Guide to Bri’s Marriage

Jun 23, 2014 • 74 min

Bri, Maddy, Steve and Georgia are joined by Square-Enix’s Justin Kranzl to discuss early impressions of Super Smash Bros, taking risks in game development, the disparity of reviews of narrative-based games, dealing with negative reviews, and the new Trope

6: It’s Hard to Animate Zelda Shivving People

Jun 16, 2014 • 93 min

Bri, Maddy, Steve, and guest host Amanda Warner discuss the Assassin’s Creed Unity female character controversy. Oh, and some games were announced this week, too.

5: The Rock of Power

Jun 9, 2014 • 55 min

This week, a review of the gaming-related announcements out of WWDC, whether an Apple game console is finally on the horizon, if Mario Kart 8 is enough to quiet our Wii U pessimism, and playing with non-gamer significant others.

4: The C-Stick Is For Cheaters

Jun 2, 2014 • 62 min

Bri, Maddy, Georgia and Steve discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Watch Dogs launch; whether delaying Steam Machines to 2015 makes them irrelevant; and marvel in awe and disgust at the Mario Mercedes commercial.

3: Five Generations of Shame

May 25, 2014 • 74 min

Bri, Maddy, Georgia and Steve discuss what a Google purchase of Twitch would mean for the gaming community, why the new screen shots from Hyrule Warriors are so disappointing, and whether there is an indie bubble about to burst.

2: Naked Link Isn’t Canonical

May 20, 2014 • 83 min

Bri, Maddy, Georgia and Steve react to Nintendo’s real Tomodachi Life apology, have a eulogy for the Kinect and discuss whether it finally means the end of console gimmicks, and react to the editorial from The Room’s developer on the state of mobile gamin

1: #PandaEquality

May 12, 2014 • 76 min

On the first episode of Isometric, we discuss how Nintendo can get themselves out of the hole that they’ve dug for themselves, why they’re digging themselves deeper with the Tomodachi Life same-sex relationship controversy, and whether or not it’s a good