Einstein Simplified – Podcast

Einstein Simplified – Podcast

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254 – Floor Chocolate
Feb 17
We get things a little better, but a lot better! We debate between floor chocolate and old chocolate. Plus Canadians are fuuuunny! Episode 254 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
253 – Bigger on the Inside
Jan 27
We talk Dragon Ball and anime in general! We talk the Witcher and streaming in general! Plus we talk Doctor Who and Doctor Who in general! Episode 253 of the Continue Reading →
252 – Double the Comedy
Jan 13
Jessica finds something in a closet! We go golfing! Should we get angry plus there are some good vehicles out there! Episode 252 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is FINALLY Continue Reading →
251 – Shatter My Soul
Nov 25, 2019
Dave says he won’t be sneaky, but he is! Greg sees a film! What about all this rain plus Aaron wants to know the most authentic tortilla! Episode 251 of Continue Reading →
250 – Too Many Pizzas
Oct 21, 2019
We were pirates! We’ve had some stuff going on! Shoes sizes are different plus Dave punches a computer! Episode 250 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and listen! Continue Reading →
249 – Mornington Crescent
Oct 7, 2019
We don’t use computers! Greg stays at home! Aaron sees a dog and we head to Mornington Crescent! Episode 249 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and listen! Continue Reading →
248 – Any Night’s a Full Moon
Sep 21, 2019
Greg sets a trap! Changing rooms are gross, no matter which one you’re in! We handle too much money and get to drinking! Episode 248 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
247 – An Idiot Talking to an Idiot
Sep 9, 2019
We get memories of the 25th Anniversary show on record! We talk equipment! Aaron catches a kiss plus plus we’re all congressionally recognized! Episode 247 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
246 – Sometimes I Do Get Annoyed
Aug 19, 2019
Aaron listens to the radio, but doesn’t care for the Chili Peppers! Everyone has bought embarrassing music but Paul! Plus, Joe Diffie facts! Episode 246 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
245 – Pickled Bigs Feet
Aug 5, 2019
We talk actual improv! Some dog food is eaten! Aaron asks a question and you won’t believe it! Episode 245 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and listen! Continue Reading →
244 – Ghost Scooch
Jul 29, 2019
Dave has a quick comeback! We’re all wet! What does it take to discard a t-shirt plus we design a fun game! Episode 244 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
243 – Six Degrees of Dick Pump
Jul 22, 2019
Hey did you see the new Spiderm’n? Do we all have too many streaming services? A dog eats corn plus Dave might move into a nursing home! Episode 243 of Continue Reading →
242 – Scone Ranger
Jul 1, 2019
How can you fool your doctor into thinking you have diabetes? What if Thanos collected the Infinity Doughnuts? We start a cult plus Netflix cuts us off! Episode 242 of Continue Reading →
241 – They Taste Like Chattanooga
Jun 25, 2019
Aaron and Walt are shunned because they know what Seeso was. We’ve got some cameos in the can! How does Stan Lee factor into the Mallrats universe plus we need Continue Reading →
240 – Poor Transition
Jun 17, 2019
Aaron spills the beans! Walt goes door to door! We decide what to have for lunch plus chicken and football don’t go together! Episode 240 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
239 – This Way to the Big D
Jun 10, 2019
Greg looks like Becky from Rosanne! It’s easy to urinate in the woods! We take a sassy swipe at Seeso plus Detective Pikachu is pretty good! Episode 239 of the Continue Reading →
238 – Every Price Correct
Jun 3, 2019
Classic rock guys should retire! Goku works at a grocery store! Drew Carey is the Price is Right Pope plus we’re mad about Game of Thrones! Episode 238 of the Continue Reading →
237 – Treasure Buddies
May 13, 2019
We’re here with a Brupdate! Stefanie is a ringer! Dave says “Ciao!” plus we get waaaay into part 2 of our Air Bud trivia! Episode 237 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
236 – It Turns You Into a Horse
May 6, 2019
Aaron and Dave are here at your home to sell you an iPad! Jessica washes her hair! Also Walt is here with AIR BUD TRIVIA! Episode 236 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
235 – I Love Sporting Goods Too
Apr 22, 2019
Is there a patch for social media? Dave gets a big surprise! Walt has homework about Air Bud and Aaron hates vanilla air freshener! Episode 235 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
234 – A Podcast About Sports
Apr 15, 2019
Do football players sign basketballs? Wrestlemania goes on forever, and according to Dave, so does the discussion about wrestling. Also, can we name seventeen things that matter? Episode 234 of Continue Reading →
233 – They Churn the Foam
Apr 8, 2019
We discuss whether Dave got ripped off with his mattress! We spend a fortune on video podcast hosting! We have all these degrees plus Walt writes a story! Episode 233 Continue Reading →
232 – A Computer in My Pocket
Apr 2, 2019
We get new phones but do we want them? Greg could beat us all up! Movies are gettin’ old plus Burt Reynolds gets in a canoe! Episode 232 of the Continue Reading →
231 – You Know Sealand
Mar 26, 2019
Who sits in the audience? Stefanie tells us about Saturday Night Live! Sealand sells us a lordship and we go to the movies! Download episode 231 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
230 – The Next Generation
Mar 19, 2019
Who’s that one guy that played Spock? No, the other guy! No, his brother! Also Greg gets kidnapped! Episode 230 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download! Continue Reading →
229 – TV Show the Movie
Mar 11, 2019
Hey, what if we were cops? We visit a gun range! Walt watches Highlander, plus we’re back on about ham radio! Episode 229 of the Einstein Simplified podcast is live! Continue Reading →
228 – Sasqueech
Mar 4, 2019
Dave ties his shoes! We have some dad talk! We talk the plural of Sasquatch and we watch paint dry! Episode 228 is the Einstein Simplified Podcast is here! Click Continue Reading →
227 – Alan in Seventh Grade
Feb 18, 2019
Can Rotten Tomatoes be trusted? Is Animaniacs a good show? What about Transformers? Plus, we set a speed run! Episode 227 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and Continue Reading →
226 – This Situation
Feb 11, 2019
Aaron has to find somewhere to get his hair cut but someone just comes to Dave! Jessica comes into some money plus how much DO DeLoreans cost? Episode 226 of Continue Reading →
225 – A Good Sized Bed
Jan 28, 2019
We see some signs! What is the best sized bed? How about that genetic testing plus we check some head smoothness! Episode 225 of the Einstein Simplified is live! Click Continue Reading →
224 – Confusingly Haired
Jan 21, 2019
Now, Aaron normally gets home first and… but seriously, what was up with that light bulb? Walt has a new, really cool haircut… but seriously, how do you order a Continue Reading →
223 – I’m Fully Charged
Dec 17, 2018
Some people are not what we seem! Aaron breaks out his John Oliver impression! Electric scooters are everywhere and we create a horror movie! Episode 223 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
222 – Maybe Not So Much
Dec 10, 2018
The Office is pretty good at first, and then less so later! Paul reaches a new stage of life! Do you tinkle or tickle the ivories plus reindeer aren’t always Continue Reading →
221 – Fifth Anniversary Episode
Nov 26, 2018
We very excitingly discuss the Chattanooga economy! Is emeritus Latin? What about bean pole? Can you curse in front of an elementary school plus is Charleston OK really? Episode 221, Continue Reading →
220 – Ninety-Four Too Many
Nov 13, 2018
We want to wear out the elbow patches! Aaron plus some stuff! We do some canvassing and we don’t mind! Episode 220 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click Continue Reading →
219 – Firm As Oak
Nov 5, 2018
In this exciting episode, we saw some costumes! We also discuss rules! Greg’s spent a lot of time in the cornfields plus crosswords! Episode 219 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
218 – The Modchip Kayak
Oct 22, 2018
We order some stuff from China! We update you on a former member, kind of? Greg needs a lot of shoes plus we need some new shirts! Episode 218 of Continue Reading →
217 – Claw Hands and Laser Eyes
Oct 15, 2018
Marvel is just better than DC and that is a matter of fact. No one knows what this podcast is! Dave visits a coal mine, plus some people come in Continue Reading →
216 – Generally a Nice Person
Oct 8, 2018
Dave doesn’t like a guy! We take some votes! We don’t like TED Talks but we do like The Beverly Hillbillies! Episode 216 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready! Continue Reading →
215 – Turn Up the Heat
Oct 2, 2018
We want to adjust the temperature but don’t know how! We discuss a word that has fallen out of use! Plus, fun titles for videos! Episode 215 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
214 – Default Doughnut
Sep 24, 2018
On this truncated episode of the Einstein Simplified Podcast, we have computer issues! We live stream on insta! Paul has chainsaw problems plus we talk new socials medias! Episode 214 Continue Reading →
213 – Not Down With That
Sep 17, 2018
Greg twists the knife! Someone is always hosting! Aaron is baffled by his interns plus Paul finds gold! Episode 213 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download! Continue Reading →
212 – I Boiled the Drill Bit
Sep 10, 2018
Aaron ruins a good story! Paul has been to Dragon Con! We talk about Pedialyte plus did we mention Dragon Con? Episode 212 is live! Click here and listen! (Or Continue Reading →
211 – How, Why, How and Why
Sep 3, 2018
Are women comedians intimidating? Why can’t Stef pull a dude from the audience? Greg asks a question and we discuss technical terms! Episode 211 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
210 – Our Chocolate Buddy
Aug 27, 2018
We watch some trains! Some people care whether something is live! Stephen has to eat a shirt, plus some more wrestling talk! Episode 210 is ready to go, click and Continue Reading →
209 – Thinking About Vegeta
Aug 13, 2018
Doctors are nervous sometimes! We have some hybrid shorts! We measure foreheads plus a guy name Reese makes some candy! Episode 209 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready to Continue Reading →
208 – Very Optional
Aug 6, 2018
We complain about cleaning a stage! Aaron lets everyone else burn to death! Greg is an upset movie reviewer and we move our pecs! Episode 208 is ready to go, Continue Reading →
207 – Patient Zero
Jul 31, 2018
We decide who sleeps enough! Dave tries some standup! We meet a guy who makes pizza, plus should you pay a redlight ticket? Episode 207 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
206 – Big Into Ghosts
Jul 16, 2018
We talk about things on the internet! Are there ghosts here? TV shows attract perverts and New Coke is a scam! Episode 206 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is here! Continue Reading →
205 – The Butter is Free
Jul 9, 2018
Snoopy gets an origin story! Greg sells some corn! Crows are trainable and you should check out this Wikipedia thing! Episode 205 is live now! Click and download! (Or subscribe Continue Reading →
204 – Just the Mitt
Jul 2, 2018
What’s your preferred oven mitt? What’s the proper grilling technique for steaks? A guy plows over a mailbox and Aaron makes a friend! Episode 204 is live, here it is! Continue Reading →
203 – Price is Right Rules
Jun 25, 2018
What are the burbs, really? Lawn mowing is troublesome all around, unless your mom does it for you! A hard J gets thrown around and Greg has a fun…er, interesting Continue Reading →
202 – That’s a Weird Field Trip
Jun 11, 2018
Greg and Aaron get started together! We welcome a special guest from the Tennessee Medieval Faire! We talk about the Children’s Crusade and jousting! Episode 202 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
201 – The Data to Our Spock
Jun 4, 2018
The Hard Knox Roller Girls join us to talk the upcoming 2018 season! We discuss Dr. Enuf, plus Dave and Greg are spoiled! Episode 201 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
200 – Skybox Steve
May 28, 2018
It’s our 200th episode, recorded in front of a live audience! We talk our favorite comedians, drive-in movies and we blatantly pander! Episode 200 is live now! Click and download! Continue Reading →
199 – The Tavern Cavern
May 21, 2018
Stefanie has an issue with her internet! Modern life is fragile! Drinking in a cave is rough, but drinking with a bird is rougher! Episode 199 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
198 – We Both Said Poop Hat
May 18, 2018
Are there non-symmetrical mustaches? Dave’s lawn tractor takes a walkabout. Paul runs off a raccoon, plus BEES? Episode 198 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live, click and download! (Or Continue Reading →
197 – A Floating Anchor
May 7, 2018
Robots can be useful, but terrifying! Dave has big news! Paul is in some films and Stephanie is published, but is is academic? Episode 197 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
196 – The Battle of Lady House
Apr 30, 2018
We get told by Wikipedia! Dave somehow knows when A-1 Steak Sauce was created! Aaron explains the history of mustard, plus Hollywood just can’t wait! Einstein Simplified Podcast episode 196 Continue Reading →
195 – Tell Us About This Bush
Apr 23, 2018
Stefanie lives under a bridge! Dave has a bridge, but it doesn’t retract! Dogs sure do smell, plus a live reading of a Golden Girls script! Einstein Simplified Podcast 195 Continue Reading →
Labs Episode 2 – Endeavor 2017
Apr 16, 2018
Recorded live at the Knoxville Chamber of Commerce Endeavor 2017, this podcast is a breakout track discussing Knoxville’s “Underground Comedy Scene”. It features name dropping, audience Q&A plus a revival Continue Reading →
194 – Don’t Even Look at It
Apr 2, 2018
We talk about animals and stuff! Aaron reads a lot about Big Foot! We have various hard and soft nos, plus what about Giant Squids? Episode 194 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
193 – Just Rub Some Tussin On It
Mar 26, 2018
Stefanie has the cure for what ails you! Dave is late! Aaron reads a book and Stefanie watches a movie! [Content Warning: Discussion of slavery and the holocaust.] Episode 193 Continue Reading →
192 – Reese’s Pieces Culture
Mar 19, 2018
Foam mattresses don’t need flipped! Kids don’t know about King Arthur! Greg and Dave don’t need Aaron plus there’s some basketball happening! Episode 192 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
191 – Ghosties
Mar 12, 2018
Paul goes to the Opry! Aaron’s daughter tells a joke! Chicken McNuggets are good, plus Dave’s dog eats a pill! Episode 191 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is here! Click Continue Reading →
190 – Such a Fattie
Mar 5, 2018
Dave gets fat! Aaron swims in a pool! We talk about cabins and Gatlinburg is weeeeird now! Episode 190 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download! (Or Continue Reading →
189 – The Dog Was an Accident
Feb 19, 2018
We haven’t done a podcast in months. MONTHS! Dave blows something up! Aaron blows something up! Plus, Dave blows something else up! Episode 189 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
188 – You Can’t Smoke
Feb 5, 2018
Music is good, but who sings it? Aaron has a heart of gold – UNLESS YOU SMOKE. Stefanie disappears from the 80s, plus we visit vape nashe! Episode 188 of Continue Reading →
187 – I’m a Pieces Guy
Jan 29, 2018
We record after, but is that better? We talk about hosting! Dave has a good night with his bro plus we have a candid discussion about candy! Episode 187 of Continue Reading →
186 – The Icy Cold Grip of Death
Jan 16, 2018
Aaron flips some pizza! Greg takes down a Christmas tree and gets in trouble! Stephanie is a big Star Wars fan plus the Vatican has a special door! Episode 186 Continue Reading →
185 – Maggie Gyllenoff-Hall
Jan 1, 2018
We need some blankets! Bill tells a loving story about his wife! Aaron would like to sleep and there’s leprechauns at Christmas! Episode 185 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
184 – Definitely Not Batman
Dec 18, 2017
We’re back, but where have you been? We annoy the offices of legislators! Paul gets some free drinks and it’s DC vs Marvel again! Episode 184 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
183 – Jamaican Cheese Coney
Nov 27, 2017
Aaron sees the cutest version of the Terminator! Mopping your floor less than once a week is disgusting! Pizzas are dudes and everything smells like hotdogs! Episode 183 of the Continue Reading →
182 – The B-O-I
Nov 13, 2017
Everything’s a boi! Dave has an old jacket! Aaron’s getting off of Facebook and leggings have been around a while now huh? Episode 182 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
181 – Load Bearing Curtain Rod
Oct 31, 2017
Brown rice can go bad, but white rice can’t! Greg watches a girl eat some noodles! Never believe a restaurant’s awards plus Ace Ventura is no longer appropriate! Plus special Continue Reading →
180 – Podcast and Pizza
Oct 23, 2017
We’re having pizza…with our podcast! What’s the worst status to have and is it permanent? Plus, bubble bath puts you to sleep! Episode 180 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
179 – Dangerocity
Oct 16, 2017
Doc Isaac is ready to drop the hottest EP of 2017 featuring an Einstein Simplified namedrop! We are far beyond the age of the Impact font on the dankest of Continue Reading →
178 – Breaking the News to Stephen
Oct 9, 2017
Stephen misses a major news story…or all of them. People love cats! An old man does some pushups and we talk spooky cereals! Click here and download the latest episode Continue Reading →
177 – Cucumbers out of the Blue
Oct 2, 2017
We try to talk pickling but Stefanie will have none of it! There are many ways to have babies! Plus, eggs come early and are cheap to pickle! Episode 177 Continue Reading →
176 – What’s Up Going On
Sep 25, 2017
A woman dumps and runs! Paul runs and gets shocked! We get numb in our sleep and engage in serious leisure! Episode 176 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready! Continue Reading →
175 – A Magnolia’s a Good Tree
Sep 18, 2017
We talk lawn mowers! Paul thinks vowels are fancy! Greg opens up with some very intellectual conversation and the internet has ruined human interaction! Episode 175 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
174 – Pretend to Be Disinterested
Sep 11, 2017
Aaron meets a man but thinks he’s another man! Dave buys and moves a lawnmower! Stefanie watches a TV show and Paul meets a woman but thinks she’s another woman! Continue Reading →
173 – The O’Jew Family
Aug 28, 2017
Stefanie schools us in Judaism! We send around chain emails! We check in on our Richards and debate the merits of social media! Episode 173 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
172 – Mr. Scientific Method
Aug 21, 2017
We wash our feet! Is rice an effective cell phone repair method? Aaron is over craft beer plus we hop to it! Episode 172 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
171 – I Want to Go to There
Aug 14, 2017
Dave plays some video games and has a constructive conversation. Everyone is a human being! We design a statue plus Aaron has a question about an AI! Episode 171 of Continue Reading →
170 – Anyway, Pizza
Jul 31, 2017
Aaron has a story about pizza and he’s gonna get to it eventually! Kaihla has a hard name to spell so blame her parents! Plus, Dave helps a friend! Episode Continue Reading →
169 – Circa 1980s Feathered Hair Style
Jul 24, 2017
A man peaks hard! Plastic surgery is real and a thing and Dave isn’t interested! We discuss some differences plus we design a tombstone! Episode 169 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
168 – Krazy Karen
Jul 17, 2017
Stephanie drinks too much on a plane and bothers an old woman! We get bumped from our seat! Aaron’s wife has a new gig and he’s lookin’ for free stuff! Continue Reading →
167 – It’s Really Great
Jul 3, 2017
Dave really enjoyed a Netflix suggestion from Aaron! Greg’s cycles have been lining up! Face technology is bad plus we coach sports! Episode 167 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
166 – TakeYourGlassesOff.com
Jun 26, 2017
Dogs eat a lot of food! Greg eats lunch because he wrecked his car! Aaron visits a website and we discuss adult film! Episode 166 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
165 – Johnny eTrade
Jun 19, 2017
The rent is too high! We provide legally binding financial advice*! Kids keep you busy and we talk old SNL! *Not legally binding financial advice at all. AT. ALL. Download Continue Reading →
164 – Flake-o-meter
Jun 12, 2017
Blueberries are “pretty good”! Dave goes rodent hunting! Aaron eats some baked goods and so does Greg! Click and download Episode 164 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Make sure you Continue Reading →
163 – This Isn’t Even Wet
Jun 5, 2017
Our standards are reiterated! Shane enjoys a fine sandwich! Kaihla uses a super scientific means to fix your dog, plus Roman numerals! It’s Episode 163 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Click here Continue Reading →
162 – Check Out the Corn
May 30, 2017
Greg’s dad has some big corn! Drive-throughs make some mistakes! Aaron orders some lettuce tacos and we like your style! Click and download Episode 162 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Continue Reading →
161 – Bring It in Bro
May 22, 2017
Aaron’s not a hugger, but Dave gets in for a hug whether you want it or not! Dogs will hop in to cars no problem! Plus, ghost riding is dangerous Continue Reading →
160 – My Knees Are Down Here
May 8, 2017
We’ve got a lot of people in our studio! One of our many special guests buys her own cake! Cats drink from toilets and some pants are weird! Click and Continue Reading →
159 – Clacky Stones
May 1, 2017
Dave shows off his big tip! Aaron does a gypsy a good turn! Plus are any of us charming? Click and download Episode 159 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Now! Continue Reading →
158 – Poking the Bear
Apr 24, 2017
Aaron pokes the bear! Some people are on the wrong side of history! Dave falls down the stairs and women have some haircuts! Click and download Episode 158 of the Continue Reading →
157 – The White Bagger Vance
Apr 10, 2017
Greg buys a movie! Aaron likes some comedy! Stephanie doesn’t care for gift baskets and does Forrest Gump have AIDS? Click and download Episode 157 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Continue Reading →
156 – We’ve Learned So Much
Apr 3, 2017
We play games with Wikipedia! Dave has puffy nipples! Aaron talks about the internet and Greg is distressed! Episode 156 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download Continue Reading →
155 – I Am the Prettiest Man
Mar 27, 2017
Everyone loves magic, except for that one guy! Paul braces for impact and Dave is on the market! Episode 155 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download! Continue Reading →
154 – Funny Side
Mar 13, 2017
Who’s on the funny side? People misunderstand Greg and Aaron’s tired of serialized television shows! Plus, our special guest is waiting on his raising! Episode 154 of the Einstein Simplifeid Continue Reading →
153 – My Wife My Wife My Wife
Feb 27, 2017
Stephanie meets a reasonably compensated individual! Aaron has a special connection to our special guest’s last name! Archie lives in the last homely house and we all have some recommendations! Continue Reading →
152 – Low Quality Arguments
Feb 13, 2017
There’s a low rumble! Aaron wants people to be quiet! Stephanie was too loud at dinner and we’re all kooks! Episode 152 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click Continue Reading →
151 – See Whaaaaaatever
Feb 6, 2017
Stephanie is very alternative! Dave meets some special friends in a bar! We discuss laws and movie theater etiquette is very important to Greg! Episode 151 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
150 – Ramen Off
Jan 30, 2017
In a very cooking-heavy show, Aaron won’t eat ramen but Dave wants a challenge! Iron Chef ruined food shows! We talk about roasts and our special guest knows the other Continue Reading →
149 – Borrowed Teddy Ruxpin
Jan 23, 2017
This week, we plug in the microphone! We vote on The Clash! Aaron puts a block in a hole and Dave sees a parade! Episode 149 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
148 – Sinister Things
Jan 16, 2017
Dave’s not a meteorologist! We pick our top things of 2016! Is bacon bad for dogs? Plus, ecosystems are everywhere! Note: There were some technical issues with the recording this Continue Reading →
147 – Standard Issue
Jan 2, 2017
We record in a chill way after the last show of the year! Japan has some interesting things! We discuss shorts and Aaron thinks about the Olympics! Episode 147 of Continue Reading →
146 – You Won’t Remember
Dec 12, 2016
Greg keeps talking about Sam Winchester, but why? Dave keeps talking about Quantum Leap, but why? Plus, dating sucks! Episode 145 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and Continue Reading →
145 – Lowercase Wilderness
Dec 5, 2016
Dave’s regulars have a surprise for him! Aaron had a special radar in high school! Gin is a pretentious drink and Paul is late to the game! Episode 145 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
144 – The World’s on Fire
Nov 21, 2016
The world’s on fire, thanks to either Smash Mouth or budding weathermen! Some of the group was in a movie and it was pretty interesting! Also, presidential election results that Continue Reading →
143 – Only Attracted to Power
Nov 7, 2016
We get deep into politics! Dave gets deep into his dark past, then he meets his love child! Episode 143 is available now, click and download! (Or subscribe and rate Continue Reading →
142 – Booty Hunters
Oct 31, 2016
We’re the second most popular podcast in Knoxville and darn proud of it! Stephanie checks out a new bootcamp for women! The Muppets are good or not plus Paul visits Continue Reading →
141 – Chill Edition
Oct 24, 2016
It’s after hours with the Einstein Simplified Podcast! We’re chilling after our live show, enjoying some beer and dishing out hot and fresh truths. We reminisce about 90s era internet Continue Reading →
140 – Exploratory Reasons
Oct 17, 2016
Someone didn’t clean up at work! We check in on the cups! A man gets bit twice and Dave starts a new kind of seasoning! Episode 140 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
139 – Nowadays
Oct 10, 2016
People are nostalgic for things that we’re not especially nostalgic for! Aaron washes a cup and does and experiment! Plus, Paul’s got a date with a snake! Episode 139 of Continue Reading →
138 – Because Craigslist
Oct 3, 2016
It’s pretty hard to cancel AOL, but not so hard to avoid debt! Dave’s had a bad couple days but we turn it around! Plus, we all need some new Continue Reading →
137 – It’ll Pick up Good
Sep 26, 2016
We’re going back in time! Aaron dumps cable while Stephanie watches shows no one else does! Plus, clooooooowns! Download Episode 137 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast now! Click and listen! Continue Reading →
136 – It’s a Fine Line
Sep 19, 2016
We have no voice of reason! British commercials are scandalous, and Dave has a weird bucket list! Episode 136 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and listen! (Or Continue Reading →
135 – OK! OK! OK!
Sep 12, 2016
We back it up! Stephanie has a story! Greg has a story! Aaron has a story, and we call sidebar! Episode 135 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click Continue Reading →
134 – Welcome to the English Language
Aug 29, 2016
A sketchy man pulls out some scissors! Greg retells a joke! Aaron has questions about Hamilton and future historians are in trouble! Episode 134 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
133 – Hi Honey, I’m Home
Aug 22, 2016
We don’t quite make it to Oregon! Stephen runs over a curb! Some things are mission critical and we sing old theme songs! Episode 133 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
132 – Come on Down to White Boyz
Aug 15, 2016
We’re back from vacation! Aaron went to quinoa island! Dave spent some time between two dudes and Brad made some gravy! Episode 132 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is finally Continue Reading →
Podcast Summer Break 2016 – Week 2
Aug 8, 2016
W-w-welcome back to the Einstein Simplified Podcast Summer Break 2016! It’s so exciting to have you here! Rolling right on with the old timey recycled content train, we’re offering up Continue Reading →
Podcast Summer Break 2016 – Week 1
Aug 1, 2016
Hey everybody, it’s time for our podcast summer break! That means exciting, recycled content for two weeks, yeah! For week one, we’re taking a look back at our Best of Continue Reading →
131 – Public Fingergunning
Jul 25, 2016
Is public fingergunning really such a bad thing? Aaron can’t listen to all these podcasts! We force ourselves to put Pokemon Go away and Dave learns about Scientology! Episode 131 Continue Reading →
Einstein Simplified Podcast Presents: Video Death Loop
Jul 18, 2016
Thanks to a mysterious person who shall go unnamed (cough AARON cough) being unable to bring the recording equipment to the live show last week, we don’t have a new Continue Reading →
130 – Parts Are on Their Way
Jul 11, 2016
Stephanie has some issues with her new duvet, whatever that is! Mattresses are always on sale! Aaron crafts some firework accessories and Un is the third! Episode 130 of the Continue Reading →
129 – Flashback to the Penguin
Jul 4, 2016
Dave made some money with the cup game! Aaron met a kiwi! Stephanie visited New Mexico and Breaking Bad has no flaws! Episode 129 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is Continue Reading →
128 – Redneck Hercules
Jun 27, 2016
Aaron got a shave and a haircut! Is Toadette really a girl? Dave plays in the yard and Trader Joe’s is all about the mango! Episode 128 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
127 – What’ll It Be Friend
Jun 20, 2016
Hey, Brad’s back but Stephanie’s not here! Dave’s got to do some mental sizing up of his customers! Plus, we just straight up tell some jokes! Episode 127 of the Continue Reading →
126 – Tippy Toes
Jun 13, 2016
Stephanie’s studying some higher tourism! Greg gives a call to one of his oldest friends about a story and Aaron stops a man from getting a cup! Episode 126 of Continue Reading →
125 – Epic Meat Proportions
Jun 6, 2016
Dave eats a sandwich! Does anything rhyme with prescient? Greg’s mind is in the gutters and deer are dangerous! Episode 125 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and Continue Reading →
124 – Amateur Biotics
May 23, 2016
Teeth brushing schedules can be quite inefficient! Dave took a trip! Fermented foods are either fascinating or boring, plus there a well named Doctor about! Episode 124 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
123 – Let Her Throw Some Ice
May 16, 2016
Fitness trackers are things that people have! Greg has been on vacation and has encountered some interesting folks, plus Aaron saw a fight! Episode 123 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
122 – I Most Resemble Cabbage
May 9, 2016
We get started correctly the very first time! We take Facebook quizzes until we get what we want and alcohol is more popular than ever! Episode 122 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
121 – Our Intellectual Authority
Apr 25, 2016
We find a really clean piece of fabric! We can’t decide if Knoxville rap group LiL iFFy is trustworthy or not! Aaron has an apology and Dave repeats animal facts! Continue Reading →
120 – Settling Works
Apr 11, 2016
Aaron just needs to do adult stuff! Dave rubs bleach on everything! Water needs to settle and Greg votes! Episode 120 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready! Click and Continue Reading →
119 – Banned From Nebraska
Apr 4, 2016
Dave checks in on his week of experimental sobriety! Germans examine their poops for health! Greg meets Miss Nebraska and Aaron can’t pronounce TV! Episode 119 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
118 – Isn’t Cheddar a Meat
Mar 28, 2016
Dave makes a sandwich for a roommate! Aaron isn’t totally sure about what is and isn’t a cheese! Paul can’t get rid of a trash can and an old joke Continue Reading →
117 – March Madness
Mar 21, 2016
Dave had one rough night, but a guy Aaron knew in college that had it worse! We’ve got to attend a Full Disclosure show and Dave accepts a challenge! Episode Continue Reading →
116 – No Outside Food
Mar 14, 2016
Aaron has given up on shaving! What kind of bodies do we all have? Tennis elbow is straight up street and breastfeeding is A-OK! Episode 116 is live now! Click Continue Reading →
115 – The Poor Man’s Coffee
Mar 7, 2016
There’s a new local radio hero in town, but Dave can’t listen to it! Greg’s in an accident with the world’s least supportive girlfriend! Plus, there’s lots of weird vehicles! Continue Reading →
114 – There’s a Scooper for That
Feb 29, 2016
Greg is still mad about weird ticket prices! Is Deadpool for terrible people? Aaron isn’t shaving and gets sworn back in as host! Episode 114 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
113 – Now I Gotta Watch This
Feb 22, 2016
Dave finally saw Star Wars! Greg’s mad about ticket prices! It’s difficult to do accents and VCRs were hard, man! Episode 113 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready to Continue Reading →
112 – Digital Funeral
Feb 8, 2016
Greg isn’t watching anything! A nice person stole Dave’s things! Plus, bumper stickers are fun! Episode 112 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download now! This episode Continue Reading →
111 – An Exploratory Bite
Feb 1, 2016
Dave has a great relationship with his roommate’s cat! Greg’s girlfriend Phyllis is a little too old for him! Plus, Clint Eastwood’s Deadpool is good, but maybe not the new Continue Reading →
110 – Mother Dog and Daddy Cat
Jan 25, 2016
Dave’s been reading some magazines! We all remember being snowed in! A children’s book gets vulgar and no one should be sad about celebrities! Episode 110 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
109 – The Dumbest Thing You’ve Said
Jan 18, 2016
Lots of questions in this episode, like: where did adult coloring books come from? Where is the flying car? Who needs some hard dick from an Iron Man? (The answer Continue Reading →
108 – Rap Illegal
Jan 11, 2016
Rap has some pretty strict laws! Greg hears about a lady who had a bad time! Dave fights a guy at his daughter’s birthday party and a taxi ride in Continue Reading →
Best of 2015
Jan 4, 2016
Enjoy deep, premium cuts from across the entire year of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! We’ve dug in and meticulously extracted some of the favorite selections from both us and the Continue Reading →
107 – Things You Do With Your Hands
Dec 28, 2015
Travis is on his way to Chicago! Dave gets winded trying to run and Aaron gets bored trying to work out. Episode 107 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is here! Continue Reading →
106 – Asian Extra Large
Dec 21, 2015
Megan does some Cyber Monday shopping! We try and break into the Chinese market! Travis watches an old movie and Dave shoots some guns! Episode 106 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
105 – An Elaborate Fact
Dec 14, 2015
Dave has a spank sheet to fill out, but probably not for why you think. Someone makes out with a ghost! Plus, we had a visitor in the podcast studio! Continue Reading →
104 – Cinco por Caca
Dec 7, 2015
Dave tries to make a long story short, but fails! Many people have their minds blown by a simple discrepancy! Plus, we shouldn’t say words if we don’t understand them! Continue Reading →
103 – A Fantastic Temper
Nov 30, 2015
Dave politely hushes a couple at a live performance! Megan gets the spinach out of her teeth, plus Travis gets yelled at to come now! Episode 103 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
102 – Socks On
Nov 23, 2015
Special guest Knoxville comedian Jay Kendrick is in the house! Our socks stay on and what’s more interesting than the history of corn! Episode 102 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
101 – Obama Killed My Corn
Nov 16, 2015
As we roll into the triple digits, we look back at the last two years and open the curtains a little bit. Plus, Dave’s been watching some TV! Episode 101 Continue Reading →
100 – The Lights Went Fabulous
Nov 9, 2015
It’s our 100th episode, recorded in front of a live audience! Dave and Travis drink terrible booze for our amusement and Aaron has bought some tacky pull cords! Enjoy milestone Continue Reading →
99 – Dressing up for Bowling
Nov 2, 2015
Fancy hats and Hawaiian shirts are discussed at length! Megan watches Star Wars for the first time! Plus, Count Chocula is actually a healthy food! Episode 99 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
98 – eLips.com
Oct 26, 2015
Hey, we won runner up best podcast! Wax lips are weird! Dave creates a new cocktail for the unprepared and Greg does a bit of special effects wizardry on hair! Continue Reading →
97 – Speaking of None of This
Oct 19, 2015
Greg is excellent at selling pickled hot dogs! Megan has an opportunity to make all her dreams come true and Aaron has escaped from a room! Episode 97 of the Continue Reading →
96 – Pizza Muncher
Oct 12, 2015
All of Dave’s hair is the same length! Aaron misspeaks a lot and we record in Oregon or Washington or somewhere. Plus, a Boone’s Farm challenge is proposed! Episode 96 Continue Reading →
95 – Sprouts That Belong to Brussels
Oct 5, 2015
There’s no gray area with Hitler! Asparagus smells bad, plus there are no fun monsters! Episode 95 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and download! (Or subscribe on Continue Reading →
94 – Digital Chicanery
Sep 28, 2015
Thanks to the International Podcast Host Swap program, the host of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time, Melvyn Bragg is here to host our show! We have an in depth, Continue Reading →
93 – Romeo and Humpalot
Sep 21, 2015
Star Trek Voyager’s Kess is up to no good and we just have to talk about it! Greg pitches a commercial and we can’t decide if something is from Austin Continue Reading →
92 – Ayatollah of Motorola
Sep 14, 2015
Aaron’s back from Dragon Con and he’s mad with power! Travis went to Model U.N. and met a somewhat unattractive lady! Plus, Greg’s here too! Episode 92 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
91 – Enterprise Squats
Sep 7, 2015
We can’t even decide which way is up! Travis has a sticky elbow! The Enterprise has a nice rear end and is He-Man a Nazi? Episode 91 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
90 – Titty Nickels
Aug 31, 2015
Hey, does anybody else remember Internet Beat Time? Aaron sure does. We reminisce about our comedic influences and guilty pleasures while Greg smuggles dimes around in a weird spot! Episode Continue Reading →
89 – I’m Just Not a Screamer
Aug 24, 2015
Did the movie High Fidelity inspire that whole hipster thing? Dave takes over the world and forbids pajamas in public, plus Megan has never been in a fight! All this Continue Reading →
88 – A Week Per Louis
Aug 17, 2015
Video podcasts are real, just not ours! Dave gets a ticket on the beach and the number of King Louises are out of control! Download Episode 88 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
87 – Puth in the Booth
Aug 10, 2015
Megan’s got a hot new jam and some really weird shoes! Aaron is having problems with his light bulbs plus we’ve got some movie watching homework for all of you! Continue Reading →
86 – I’m Not a Little Girl
Aug 3, 2015
We drop some Coca-Cola knowledge on everybody! Dave wasn’t allowed to read! We have some deep discussions about bidets plus bear claws are gross! All this and perhaps more in Continue Reading →
85 – What Does Cool Mean Now
Jul 27, 2015
The junkyard is really hot right now! Aaron is concerned he may be out of touch! Plus, we all disclose our secret symbols! Episode 85 is cool for the summer! Continue Reading →
84 – I’ve Got a Frosty Fob
Jul 20, 2015
Dave has a safe day at work! Tennessee prints some coasters and Wendy’s has got a deal for you! Episode 84 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click and Continue Reading →
83 – Will He Gas
Jul 13, 2015
Megan has the hookup for secret TV, but for some reason she’s reading the biographies of the Presidents instead. James Monroe goes looking for love plus Mount McKinley is cold Continue Reading →
82 – A Touch of the Scalia
Jul 6, 2015
Dave invites people to the show! Are we the prominent podcast in the area? We’re not sure! Plus, the annual Supreme Court BBQ! Episode 82 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
81 – Lion King, Except Redneck
Jun 29, 2015
We take a deep look into the circle of life! Rabbits are sometimes alive but sometimes not! Two guys take a visit to the worst meat market ever and an Continue Reading →
80 – Full Circle American Beauty
Jun 22, 2015
We take a look at some of the more subtle themes in late mid-century French literature…wait, no. We don’t do anything like that at all. We basically just talk about Continue Reading →
79 – Make It so Improv
Jun 15, 2015
We are pretty sure that Frank is lending Paul some chairs. Aaron finds New York somewhat unpleasant. Some rats discuss their feelings and Marvel comics are weird! Episode 79 of Continue Reading →
78 – French is in France
Jun 1, 2015
There are some questions about what is the next biggest thing! Some amateurs take on Megan’s favorite show, plus geography is an unknowable thing! Episode 78 of the Einstein Simplified Continue Reading →
77 – Thread of Continuity
May 25, 2015
We talk about talking about Dance Dance Revolution! Kristen gets one third of her fifteen minutes of fame! We all read some texts on a bus, plus Dave won’t stop Continue Reading →
76 – Line Dance Revolution
May 18, 2015
Some Stephens are promoted! A space walk gets boring and a new version of DDR is just around the corner! Episode 76 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is live! Click Continue Reading →
75 – The Latest Trend in Babysitting
May 11, 2015
Megan gets a bonus on her babysitting job! Some fine mid-range Target Scotch is purchased and “Mommy” websites are scary! Episode 75 of the Einstein Simplified Podcast is ready! Click Continue Reading →
74 – Get a New Moisturizer
May 4, 2015
Recording from the very noisy (but nice) new rooftop of Scruffy City Hall, we have a lot of things to say about billboards and the Realtors who love them! A Continue Reading →
73 – Play Friend
Apr 27, 2015
No one can be quiet! The origins of Stephen are explored, and Megan’s imaginary persona from childhood returns! Plus, an artist gets a new assistant! Hear all of these things Continue Reading →
72 – Swamps and Alligators and Rednecks
Apr 20, 2015
Aaron and Dave argue about firewood! Dave takes an illicit photo at Disney! The Florida midlands get a boost from a travel agency and some Stephens hop in on a Continue Reading →
71 – Finger Waggling
Apr 13, 2015
Megan drinks fancy water! Dave explores an old house! A couple take a very chilled out vacation and someone pitches a biography! Episode 71 is ready to go! Click here Continue Reading →
70 – Going to Bat for Power Rangers
Apr 6, 2015
We stuff just way too many people into our podcast! We take a peek inside Barbie’s dream house, plus we’ve got some forms to fill out! Episode 70 of the Continue Reading →
69 – Scramby Eggs
Mar 30, 2015
Dave has new digs, which are close to pizza but also gunshots! Greg is really aggressive about dressers and we’re probably going to go eat some food in the future! Continue Reading →
68 – On Board with Bronson Pinchot
Mar 23, 2015
Don’t trust Aaron to change your oil! Ben Afleck gets his own cult! Regis Philbin builds a robot and we are so upset about Top Gear! Episode 68 of the Continue Reading →
67 – Third Oldest
Mar 16, 2015
We are aghast at the Apple Watch! We put some spin on stuff! Fishing is pointless and Megan plays the Nintendo 3 with the purple buttons! Episode 67 of the Continue Reading →
66 – Muscle Pancakes
Mar 9, 2015
Greg sees some hole in the logic of a high brow film Aaron saw in college! We poorly reboot Gone With the Wind and professional wrestling is becoming unavoidable! Episode Continue Reading →
65 – Wash My Dog
Mar 2, 2015
The ice has melted and we’re back with a brand new Einstein Simplified Podcast! Dave has problems when his phone is cold! Aaron gets called into work and we don’t Continue Reading →
Einstein Simplified Podcast Presents: Gameprov
Feb 23, 2015
Thanks to inclement weather, last week’s live show and thus our podcast recording time was cancelled. Rather than letting the feed stand empty, I have made special arrangements with the Continue Reading →
64 – Alternative Podcast
Feb 16, 2015
While the nerds are away, Frank and Megan will play! This basic cable-obsessed duo discuss the intricacies of Lifetime movies and more! Nary a foul word escapes their angelic lips Continue Reading →
63 – Flooding the Coin Room
Feb 9, 2015
Book publishers are pretty mean! Ducks swim in coins without pants! Matt really likes being on stage and we find out the world’s worst shoes! Episode 63 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
62 – Lions Don’t Talk
Feb 2, 2015
Weird Twitters are everywhere and an ad agency is trying to get in on the business! Someone puts a gun to our head about tattoos, plus the world’s worst safari Continue Reading →
61 – A Chipped Tooth and an Apology
Jan 26, 2015
Megan has seen some stuff at the race track! A jockey celebrates his victory and something is on fire! Plus, the states all get new flags! Episode 61 of the Continue Reading →
60 – Sasquatch Suit
Jan 19, 2015
The most confused conspiracy group ever has a problem deciding on what to talk about! Frank takes his daughter to the circus museum and learns you can’t un-be a clown! Continue Reading →
59 – Bachelor Band-Aid
Jan 12, 2015
A door-to-door salesmen interrupts us! We find out about corralling fish and the history of pens! Plus, our guest lives his dream as an astronaut! Episode 59 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
Best of 2014
Jan 5, 2015
Take a tour through the best of the Einstein Simplified Podcast in 2014! Did your favorite make it in? Listen to this special double-sized Best of 2014 episode and find Continue Reading →
Labs Episode 1 – Dave Snow
Dec 31, 2014
In this first episode of our new podcast “Labs” sub-series, we have a sit down with departing long-time member Dave Snow. We talk about his improv methods, how he joined Continue Reading →
58 – Relaxed Track Coach
Dec 29, 2014
Listen, Serial is on all of our minds and there’s nothing you can do about it! Megan channels that energy into her own true crime podcast! It’s a rough day Continue Reading →
57 – Nicholasragua
Dec 22, 2014
The Gene Wilder of Gluestickstan has a go on 90 Day Fiance! Stephen gets to help out during World’s Worst! A trip to the cobbler is interrupted by Twitter and Continue Reading →
56 – Down This Olmos Road
Dec 15, 2014
All the big celebrities are getting digitally modified! Frank visits a knock-off plastic body exhibit and Aaron makes just a ton of Edward James Olmos jokes for some reason. Episode Continue Reading →
55 – You’re Doing Wingdings
Dec 8, 2014
Some interesting characters check into a hotel! Everyone has too many shopping loyalty cards, but Matt gets out of it by knowing a phone number! Plus, Quinn Hughes has an Continue Reading →
54 – Fun King Hilarious
Dec 1, 2014
We explore the dark and foggy beginnings of Einstein Simplified and then take a look at an alternate reality for the troupe! We have a new plan for the residents Continue Reading →
53 – Thanks, Off-Brand Whiskey
Nov 24, 2014
An Sailor Moon convention is interrupted for home brewing! Paul may or may not have a sexy science teacher! Bathroom hooch will get you ripped and we find out the Continue Reading →
52 – Certified Porpoise Assailant
Nov 17, 2014
It’s our first live podcast as well as our first anniversary! We receive an unexpected offer of champagne and Neil deGrasse Tyson writes his master’s thesis! All this and possibly Continue Reading →
51 – Yak Sax
Nov 10, 2014
The latest hot app is confused for Benny Hill and ruins a day at the theater! Matt annoys people because they don’t know about David Lynch. A strange scientist can’t Continue Reading →
50 – Sky Balls
Nov 3, 2014
No one can stop us from talking about comic books! We listen in to some try outs for the part of Doctor Strange and Aaron has been thinking a lot Continue Reading →
49 – Freefall
Oct 27, 2014
Paul over-engineers the most worthless invention of all! Aaron totally misunderstands how many degrees are in a triangle and indoor skydiving will never be the same! Episode 49 of the Continue Reading →
48 – Yum Yum!
Oct 20, 2014
Aaron will not listen to company slogans! Greg goes shopping in a store that makes their employees act very strangely! Some websites are not what they seem and a classic Continue Reading →
47 – Straights in Magellan
Oct 13, 2014
A musical goes horribly wrong! We disperse some very helpful advise! Dave takes a phone call and we get interrupted! Whatever else happens, you know you’re going to at least Continue Reading →
46 – Too Close to the Cat
Oct 6, 2014
We go get pancakes! Then we get waffles! Then we get pancakes again and talk about the sexiest animals! Whatever, there’s no games but we get to the root of Continue Reading →
45 – Wine Wash
Sep 29, 2014
Paul tries to sell Frank on some new composting bath products! Aaron puts up with some strange customs from Wisconsin! We meet our very low (and fake) Kickstarter goal while Continue Reading →
44 – The Ace of Faces
Sep 22, 2014
A songwriter in the 20s is inspired by just about everything! Megan thinks “bacon” sounds like her name! Talking about NPR finally pays off and there’s a disaster in the Continue Reading →
43 – Edit Point
Sep 15, 2014
Matt abandons roller skating and hits a low point! Greg has to deal with some double booking! A kite flying competition heats up and we pause for an edit point! Continue Reading →
42 – The Sheboygan Cheeses
Sep 8, 2014
Paul is accidentally drafted by the Braves! A curling player has a tough decision to make! We rail against jazz and the band Lighthouse are secret Nazis! We’re back for Continue Reading →
41 – Duck Date
Aug 25, 2014
Paul and Megan have a very chaotic date at a duck park! Aaron paraphrases something he heard on Radiolab so everyone else ignores a cow! Plus, we take a look Continue Reading →
40 – Twee Twin
Aug 18, 2014
The twee band Accosted by Kindness gets ready backstage for their gig! Also, what does “twee” even mean? A small man of 60 in a kimono deals with some Fallout Continue Reading →
39 – Travel Hungover
Aug 11, 2014
Aaron has some really dodgy math about how numbers are cubed! The world’s first Segway gang is formed! A beat poet makes the leap to bank security guard and retired Continue Reading →
38 – Try Not to Think about It
Aug 4, 2014
We go through some good locked out stories! The world’s most hypocritical man goes on a plane ride! We learn the history of suppositories and Matt makes poor decisions in Continue Reading →
37 – Vienna Fingers
Jul 28, 2014
A wrestler takes a new job as a hair stylist! Megan opens a cafe just for ladies! Aaron spills the beans about his middle school gym teacher and Frank takes Continue Reading →
36 – Don’t Mind the Pollo
Jul 21, 2014
Matt is offered a ride by some sketchy characters! Paul doesn’t fit in at a fancy party! Dave forgets his glasses and we find out the last things you expect Continue Reading →
35 – Charles Cheese
Jul 14, 2014
Some darkly philosophical German men spend time at Chuck E. Cheese’s! We discover the future of the World Cup stadiums in Brazil. The films of Werner Herzog are foremost in Continue Reading →
34 – The Flowers Are Still Standing
Jul 7, 2014
A trivia team has a tough time! Megan does a spot-on Matthew McConaughey impression! Greg gets a little help on a blind date and Ghostbusters is on everybody’s mind! The Continue Reading →
33 – Fully Purged
Jun 30, 2014
Frank leaves his lunch in a parking lot! Bewitched gets referenced more than it should! We take a visit to a very unusual bar and The Dooks heads off in Continue Reading →
32 – Forsooth, I Shall Return
Jun 23, 2014
Megan just can’t get what she orders from a fast food restaurant! Oprah interviews butter! We stop being funny for a while and the child of William Shakespeare and Arnold Continue Reading →
31 – Come Get Some Integrosity
Jun 16, 2014
The podcast is interrupted by a martial arts instructor! Greg is reprimanded at work…again! We go on a spiritual retreat and the events of Death Punch 4 are re-interpreted! Episode Continue Reading →
30 – Stephen Repellent
Jun 9, 2014
Aaron can’t be trusted around pools! A man survives the gauntlet but maybe wishes he didn’t! We run off our audience and creepy uncles abound! Episode 30 of the Einstein Continue Reading →
29 – That’s Science!
Jun 2, 2014
Aliens have come to Earth, and they are looking to have a good time! The world’s most tasteful robbers strike again! Rodin is overrated and we try to look on Continue Reading →
28 – Best of the Burgh
May 26, 2014
Matt doesn’t quite gel with a crowd in Pittsburgh! The Revolutionary War is a bit more complicated and human than we all thought! Plus tiny girders around your neck are Continue Reading →
27 – Magnum in the Middle
May 19, 2014
Salad tongs are used for unsavory purposes! A convention of single-use contraption inventors! We find out the most unlikely thing to see on a celebrity Twitter and a wine tasting Continue Reading →
26 – The Bare Minimum for Plural
May 12, 2014
Tad has to find a shirt to match his accent or he can’t get to his date! We find out the world’s worst way to stand somebody up! A topless Continue Reading →
25 – Matt and Megan in the Morning
May 5, 2014
Ham radio will either save us or destroy us! We learn the history of weather forecasting! Matt and Megan spin off into their own morning show and Godzilla’s various enemies Continue Reading →
24 – Average Couponing
Apr 28, 2014
Frank causes a problem late night at his gym and at Best Buy! We find out the world’s worst reality shows! The Treaty of Versailles runs into some problems and Continue Reading →
23 – Modified Kansas City Rules
Apr 21, 2014
The most colorful Paper/Rock/Scissors finals ever! A man has written a book about jam! We hear the last things you’d expect to hear and find new and interesting ways to Continue Reading →
22 – Because Robots are Cool
Apr 14, 2014
Roy and Greg go shopping for some rags, er, rugs! We explore the future of popcorn and other things! Bicentennial Man gets talked about for some reason and we find Continue Reading →
21 – G.O.T.T.I.T.
Apr 7, 2014
We swap between each other’s personalities! Some scattered lines from the show are reused as Dave and Megan get into a car accident! Facts from Reddit are recounted and the Continue Reading →
20 – Sometimes Greg Often
Mar 31, 2014
A family goes shopping and none of the right words are used! Coworkers just straight up hit some mental walls! We discuss how hard it is to not poo your Continue Reading →
19 – Let’s Hear it for High Tops
Mar 24, 2014
The world’s smallest woman goes on a speed date! A family argues over board games! We’re interrupted in the nicest way possible and Granton Sayers is a man about town! Continue Reading →
18 – Barney Fife Congested
Mar 17, 2014
We find out about Dave’s earliest NASCAR memories! The history of mythology is written out once and for all! A son gets in trouble with his father and Rule 34 Continue Reading →
17 – I Have Not Finished Printing the Internet Yet
Mar 10, 2014
We record live from the Gatlinburg Improv Fest 2014! A new form of social photography is created! Frank’s mom has no idea what is going on with him, Greg goes Continue Reading →
16 – They Went with the Discount Cake
Mar 3, 2014
Dave just never seems to ask the right questions! Megan is the worst hoarder in the world and Dave regrets agreeing to film her. Keanu has a number of things Continue Reading →
15 – He Always Pulls the Plug
Feb 24, 2014
We take a look backstage at the improv cabaret! The states get some new mottos! A computer is unplugged and Megan tells us her preferences regarding certain adult activities! Episode Continue Reading →
14 – An Above-Average Blinker
Feb 17, 2014
We dig into some local history by peeking in on a construction crew in the 70s! Find out some rejected names for some of the most popular drugs on the Continue Reading →
13 – Let’s Go to the Mermaid Donut Stand
Feb 10, 2014
Matt directs his fantasy movie, H2 Phobia! The Atlantean police department goes three for three! A funny-talking doctor treats a patient and the worst comedian in the world gains a Continue Reading →
12 – Sad, Gunky Eyes
Feb 3, 2014
Matt can’t remember anyone’s names! Some brand new footballs are pitched to the President of Football! The most spoiled dog in the world has a problem and history is discussed Continue Reading →
11 – Baby Fest 2013
Jan 27, 2014
Aaron eats a bunch of breakfast sandwiches! A couple gets a visit from an old friend that throws some things into perspective. Four people each have very weird New Year’s Continue Reading →
10 – They Think That We’re Gnomes
Jan 20, 2014
Megan eats a lot of soup out of fear! Two small garbage men hire a tall lady to help them! Aaron writes erotic novels and a time-traveling pop star comes Continue Reading →
9 – I’m Never Eating Pumpkin Pie Again
Jan 13, 2014
A man has a very normal transaction at Dave’s place of business! A couple eats some pancakes and a new coffee table book is planned! All this and Dave’s dog Continue Reading →
8 – Plopcast
Jan 6, 2014
We take a look inside the Christmas party of a Wall Street banking firm! Frank tells us his Air Supply story! Everyone has a doppelganger and Roy’s eats at Panera Continue Reading →
7 – In Kentucky It’s a Mating Call
Dec 30, 2013
An order is disrupted at a drive through! Riots have erupted in Sos Angeses! A safe is found in an attic and a man needs help burying a mysterious carpet! Continue Reading →
6 – The Arsenic in Your Yogurt
Dec 23, 2013
We basically talk for fifteen minutes about dead cats and then make fun of Lifetime movies! Cat ladies that watch too much cable TV: this is probably not for you! Continue Reading →
5 – We Have Questions About the Urologist
Dec 16, 2013
Frank tells us about his time in the ballet! We take a look inside the Estevez family Thanksgiving! A bomb is diffused at an art museum and NPR is discussed Continue Reading →
4 – Eat That…!
Dec 9, 2013
A first date is ruined by an old boyfriend! The world’s biggest movie fan mines some coal! John Candy’s final adventure is uncovered and we learn just exactly what the Continue Reading →
3 – It’s Called a Spider Hole
Dec 2, 2013
Just how were haircuts invented? What is Dave’s sexy new YouTube video? We learn all about computers and two men have a perfectly normal optometrist appointment together! Einstein Simplified Podcast Continue Reading →
2 – All Vegetable Soup Party
Nov 25, 2013
A political dinner reveals the true nature of a candidate! The last things you’d expect to hear! A father and his sons bond over skinning animals and a soup party Continue Reading →
1 – Locked in a Loch
Nov 18, 2013
Hello everybody and welcome to the inaugural episode of the Einstein Simplified Podcast! Listen to the episode here! Well, this is technically the news post accompanying the first episode of Continue Reading →