Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

661 - Boom Town | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who

Apr 22 • 62 min

Sync your cell phones while we brunch in Cardiff, Captian Jack’s wit will put a heart of the Tardis level smile on your face. For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, visit hellofresh.com/sleep30 and enter“sleep30” Thanks to all the listeners who barter…

660 - Toy Town

Apr 18 • 63 min

Welcome to a world of toys, made cozy with cats, be on the lookout for relaxation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27saSmall_World Fill out our survey atwww.sleepwithmepodcast.com/survey Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a…

659 - Rom Com Con

Apr 15 • 64 min

Scooter tries to write a Rom-Com about notifications and ends up starting a convention that already exists. http://www.romcon.com/ Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a month a good sleep by becoming patrons…

658 - Doctor Dances | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who

Apr 11 • 65 min

Would you dance with the Doctor as you dream? Just don’t snore and dance at the same time. Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a month a good sleep by becoming patrons @http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

657 - Fan of a Fan

Apr 8 • 71 min

A seminar about the power of Fandom by the team that brought you “Bore to Win” and the “Seven Stages of Banter”. Sleep should come first closely followed by health, wealth and happiness. Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a…

656 - Conservatory of Reading

Mar 28 • 66 min

Dream of a lush place where plants get bedtime stories as the bud and bloom. Sleep With Me is now a part of Night Vale Presents! http://www.nightvalepresents.com/ Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a month a good sleep by…

655 - Fairytale Gloom Game Unboxing

Mar 25 • 69 min

You’ll be bored to sleep as I unbox this card game. Your dreams will unwrap like silent cellophane around clear cards. This episode was inspired by “Fairytale Gloom” which was created by Keith Baker (http://keith-baker.com/) and published by Atlas Games…

654 - Empty Snore Child | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who

Mar 21 • 56 min

Sympathetic snore rolls across London, Rose has a Union Jack and the Doctor sits for dinner, all as you sleep. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Brooklinen, luxury bedding, atamazingprices. You have to try these sheets today! Goto Brooklinen.comwhere…

653 - Panda Force

Mar 18 • 60 min

You don’t have to be perfect to deserve a good night’s sleep, or to join the Panda Force. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper. Get $50 toward select mattresses by visiting www.casper.com/sleepwithme and using “sleepwithme” at checkout. Terms and…

652 - Recipe Under Pressure in Real Time

Mar 14 • 65 min

Let the pressure from your day become a warm sleepy steam. Scoots will cook up a meander filled dinner just in time for St. Paddy’s Day. If you’re a fan of Sleep With Me, you probably enjoy myths, legends, and folklore. Well, let me tell you about a new…

651 - Father’s Day

Mar 11 • 64 min

Rose takes on the past, Marty McFly style. The podcast will provide a safe place of cozy cover as birds fly in the sky.

650 - Curly Sue Rush

Mar 7 • 69 min

Your attention will be diverted by our heroines, powered by steam and gold for good.

649 - Matter, Matters

Mar 4 • 63 min

Thanks to some listener feedback, I sit down to learn more about matter. What matters? Creating your sleepy safe place.

648 - Long Game

Feb 28 • 64 min

A Pillowy Pegg will be just frosty enough to amuse you off to dreamland.

647 - Oceans

Feb 25 • 65 min

Relaxing meanders across a sleepy seascape set the stage for sleep.

Labelmaker

Feb 21 • 70 min

Carol King leads me on an adventure to reclaim labels, and a little heart.

Comic Dalek

Feb 18 • 65 min

Good sleep is no joke, but sometimes all you can laugh at the silly Daleks and their attempts to eliminate comic books from our world. Rest easy, Rose and The Doctor are on it.

Glidin’ Over Comfort

Feb 14 • 52 min

Fasten your sleepbelts and unwaken on a glide, that turns into a ride to comfort. (episode about 13:43) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper! For a limited time, visit Casper.com/savings and receive up to $200 off your purchase…

Weathered Weathervane

Feb 11 • 61 min

Take me home, to bed, down some country roads, on a ride with Scoots on a search for the elusive Mountain Mama’s. Don’t forget to make the toast of it. (story at 16:39)

Once, Twice, Thrice a Doctor

Feb 7 • 57 min

This house will be safe and full of meanders, you’ll sleep as the Doctor narrows it downs. Have a hush, please don’t shush or shoosh as Scooter’s brain is full of mush. (Who talk at 17:10)

Dark Side of the Pretzel

Feb 4 • 103 min

Twist and turn to the dark side of the moon. Where some forest friends will be cozy and nested, as you get rested. (story @ 12:12)

Food Pilgrimager

Jan 31 • 71 min

A fearlessly dull look at the Fall and Winter Fearless Flyers from Trader Joe’s. (Flyer talk at 16:30)

Aliens of London | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who

Jan 28 • 59 min

Rose comes home for a visit and things get interesting enough to sleep too. Like stiching pillows in a backbencher’s cottage, mate. (Who talk starts at 17:00)

Fairy Tale River Ride

Jan 24 • 55 min

Our new series starts off on a winding, slow moving river. It meanders from there. (story at 13:34)

Pitching Curry and Moranis on Hall and Oats

Jan 21 • 66 min

Bedtime is a time to talk musicals not sing them, or in this case pitch them. Will Rick and Tim make a dreamy Daryl and John? (story at 14:48) Thanks to Pop Tea Podcast with Cheri and Jeffery for having me on http://popteapodcast.com/…

I Feel Fine | Sleepin’ With Dr. Who

Jan 17 • 56 min

Sleeping with Dr. Who and Rose and they watch the sun do more than set. Your REM will be supplemented by my rambles. (Who talk at 13:32)

Lentils and Plastic Toys

Jan 14 • 64 min

Cuddle up with your pillow as I take a hazy look back at our last two series, what inspired them and how they came together. Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @ song.jonathanmann.net Check out the interview I did on “The Dots”…

Genny the Username Generator

Jan 10 • 75 min

Ever wonder what the life of a username generator is like? Good, then you can just sleep through this. (sto

Rose | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who S1E1

Jan 7 • 59 min

If Chris Angel were a sleep guru this episode of Dr. Who would be the misdirection that carries you off to dreamland. If Chris Angel were a sleep guru this episode of Dr. Who would be the misdirection that carries you off to dreamland. (Who talk at…

Stow Lake

Jan 3 • 57 min

A peaceful ride around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco.

Peeping Leaves

Dec 27, 2017 • 57 min

This was an episode we did for Spoke, where I talk about peeping Autumn’s leaves. Drift back a few months to the bright, bold, colors as they warm your dreams. Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh - the meal kit delivery service that…

North Pole Coco Square Dance | As The North Pole Turns Finale

Dec 21, 2017 • 60 min

Bespoke baubles or plastic production, which way will the North Pole turn? When you have a cup of coco and you get to watch square dancing does it really matter. Watch the snowfall across your dreams. (story at 19:07) Tonight’s episode is…

The Elf Nobody Knew Takes a Holiday Adventure Sabbatical

Dec 19, 2017 • 63 min

A tree and an elf take a healing walk across a snowy landscape. Snow flurries, I’ve had a few. (story at 18:25) Thanks to all the listeners who barter pizzas and coffees for a month a good sleep by becoming patrons @…

Christmas Vacation | Tale of the Tape

Dec 17, 2017 • 62 min

It will be a long winding journey down that holiday memory road with Clark and his family. (story part starts about 17:25) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Talkspace just goto talkspace.com/swm and use “SWM” for $30 off your…

Mellowrama | As The North Pole Turns

Dec 14, 2017 • 56 min

Steam plows your sleep blues away, while snow melts like Scoot’s common sense. (story at about 19:49)

Happy Pucks | Macy’s Parade Recap

Dec 12, 2017 • 78 min

Join Ray, Tommen, Mikey, The Gregger and Bernie the Butterfly for a recap of the parade. (story at about 18:34)

Dickens and Dr. Who

Dec 10, 2017 • 58 min

Take a TARDIS ride with Scoots all the way to Cardiff. Wales will never be more sleepy than this recap of the Doctor, Rose and Charles Dickens looking into a case of something. (recap at 18:11) Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @…

Stormy Sheep

Dec 7, 2017 • 61 min

As The North Pole Turns…returns for another night full of mellowriffic mellorama for you to rest too. Blitzen blitzes into game night and lots of stuff is discussed, ensuring a long winters slumber.

Holiday Knocks with Dan and Muskie

Dec 5, 2017 • 65 min

Dan Harmon and Elon Musk solve the world’s problems while Scooter and his dog listen to knocks. A special appearance by Spackle the Elf brings the seasonal spirit. (story starts about 19:12) Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @…

Scrooged

Dec 3, 2017 • 55 min

After tissues go off topic, Scoots looks back into the fragmented memories he has of “Scrooged” starring Bill Murray. What the world needs now is more tissue talk and aloe. (story at 19:04) Start sleeping ahead of the curve with Casper. Get…

As The North Pole Turns

Nov 30, 2017 • 57 min

A new series, a bit like a soap opera, unfolds against the backdrop of the North Pole in the 1950’s. More of a mellowrama than a melodrama. (story at 18:21) For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, visit hellofresh.com and enter…

Snow Sledding

Nov 28, 2017 • 62 min

A walk up a snowy hill from the bus stop and then a ride down the slopes. (story at about 17:45) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Check out all of their Holiday deals between Thanksgiving and December…

Home Alone | Tale of the Tape

Nov 26, 2017 • 57 min

Will Scoots remember Kevin’s name or will he just ramble about Macaulay Culkin and Ryan Gosling memeing shirts? Either way you’ll be able to drift off to dreamland. (movie talk about 17:20) Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @…

Apple at my Core

Nov 21, 2017 • 57 min

Hop in my apple cart and meet my favorite New York State apple. We’ll see a cider press and learn some facts about the fruit over gifted to teachers. (apple talk starts at about 18:10) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! …

617 - Choose Your Pun | Star Trek Sleep Discovery

Nov 19, 2017 • 55 min

Lorca sees the light as you cross over to dreamland. PJs will be worn as Heimlich heads into the stars.

Teaching Valuations | After The Glass Slipper Season Finale

Nov 16, 2017 • 66 min

Agatha answers student questions as she reviews the evaluations of her class. (story at 22:24) Start sleeping ahead of the curve with Casper. Get $50 toward any mattress purchase by visiting www.casper.com/sleepwithme and using…

Clouds Heal

Nov 14, 2017 • 68 min

Drift to sleep as I learn about clouds for the first time. A healing journey with my imaginary friend Bill. (starts at 19:14) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at…

614 - When Doves and Lambs Fly Together - Star Trek Sleep Discovery

Nov 12, 2017 • 60 min

My notes will be the source of your sleep, as my memories don’t go deep. (Trek talk about 18:33) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron …

Don’t Look Back | After The Glass Slipper

Nov 9, 2017 • 66 min

Shelly looks back at her favorite myth, one lovely enough to sleep to. (story at 20:38) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and use “sleepwithme” for $5…

Talkin’ Bogs

Nov 7, 2017 • 55 min

Commune with me, as I communicate with nature, naturally you’ll fall asleep. (Bog talk starts about 7:20) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you…

Context for Kings | Star Trek Sleep Discovery

Nov 5, 2017 • 63 min

You dulls are discovered as I try and uncover the sleep stuff on the new Star Trek show. (Trek talk starts about 18:06) This episode was recorded in September of 2017. Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at…

Quilting Clues | After The Glass Slipper

Nov 2, 2017 • 70 min

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Check out my favorite piece of tech, the Echo Dot http://amzn.to/2yaP8JK (affiliate…

Costume Nostalgia?

Oct 31, 2017 • 66 min

Kissed by a nuclear pillow and give the power to lull you off to dreamland, Scooter meanders through the K-mart aisles and middle school dances in his mind. (story at 19:45) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming…

A Fistful of Datas | Sleep With TNG

Oct 29, 2017 • 54 min

The ancient west is the setting for a father, son and Troi adventure. But it will be Geordi’s burgeoning beard you dream of. (Trek talk at about 17:10) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Castles and Compromise | After The Glass Slipper

Oct 26, 2017 • 61 min

Tonight your rest will be measured in snores. Agatha weaves her own bedtime fable for you and a room of sleeping babies. (story at about 20:45) Tonight’s episode is sponsor by ZipRecruiter - What if hiring could be easier? More…

606 - Hamlet with Brainbots

Oct 24, 2017 • 73 min

To CELEBRATE crossing 4 years and 600 episodes…A discussion with my brainiest about attending a performance of Hamlet.

Yesterday’s Enterprise | Sleep With TNG

Oct 22, 2017 • 58 min

Gonna go back in time for this bedtime story, all the way back to a time when prune juice was a cool drink. (Trek talk at about 20:58) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Pop Quiz | After The Glass Slipper

Oct 19, 2017 • 57 min

Have you ever listened to someone take a test? It will be as sleepy as you imagined. (story starts at about 22:20) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Good Morning Snore Solution- Enjoy a good night and a great morning with the Good Morning Snore…

Summer Fearless Flyer Review

Oct 17, 2017 • 65 min

Look back at the lazy summer ways with fondness for snacks in a sleepy daze. (Story at about 20:47) Check out the special episodes we did for Spoke over at www.hearspoke.com/sleepwithme you can link to the apps on android and iOS right…

What is Sleep With Me Podcast?

Oct 15, 2017 • 2 min

Sleep With Me is a silly bedtime story podcast for grownups. To take your mind off of whatever is keeping you awake.

Little One and Mother | Sleep With TNG

Oct 15, 2017 • 57 min

Counselor Troi gets a visit from mother and Data rambles on like a sleep podcaster tucking you in like a little one. (trek talk starts about 19:08) Note - This Star Trek episode is called “Manhunt” but I don’t find that to be a very sleep…

Statue Love | After The Glass Slipper

Oct 12, 2017 • 58 min

This marble will be warm to the touch while your pillow stays the perfect cool. The passions of gods are made mundane just in time for bed. (story at about 14:50) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Good Morning Snore Solution- Enjoy a good night and…

Seven Stages of Banter

Oct 10, 2017 • 64 min

Basic banter brings you the alliterative friday feelings for sleep all week long. This soothing seminar will take you on a journey that redefines stepping stones. (starts at 19:45) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming…

The Chase | Sleep With Star Trek The Next Generation

Oct 8, 2017 • 56 min

Like a pillow full of downy feathers, this goose chase goes around in helixes, swirling you off to dreamland. (Trek Talk at about 18:56) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Dueling Butterflies | After The Glass Slipper

Oct 5, 2017 • 54 min

Don’t worry Hamilton fans no Burrs will be harmed in this podcast episode, only lulls will be cast by caring siblings, for you to sleep to. (Story at about 24:36) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Good Morning Snore Solution- Enjoy a good night and…

Trending Transcript | Lady Witchbeard Edition

Oct 3, 2017 • 62 min

Sheep class delivery is how the lulls come tonight. Scooter and a machine try to make sense of his rambles. (story at about 20:05) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Qpid | Sleep With TNG

Oct 1, 2017 • 63 min

Get tucked in with a merry Worf, as Picard exchanges dreamy looks and Q continues to amuse. (Trek talk at about 19:22) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Magic Frog Song | After The Glass Slipper

Sep 28, 2017 • 61 min

When this frog sings people find comfort, and a little boy finds the upper hand with his stepmother. (story starts at about 18:30) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Good Morning Snore Solution- Enjoy a good night and a great morning with the Good…

On Summer’s Horseback

Sep 26, 2017 • 63 min

Rest easy, and take a sleepy ride as I have a ride on the back on of a nice horse named Summer. (story at about 18:52) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and…

The Naked Now | Sleep With TNG

Sep 24, 2017 • 61 min

Get comfortable as things get weird on the Enterprise. Don’t worry I’ll steer clear of birthday suits and send you right into a discussion about metadata. (Trek talk starts about 19:40) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a…

Mother of all Alchemy | After the Glass Slipper

Sep 21, 2017 • 55 min

Two children get a taste of weird science in order to reorder their tale of woe. But you will be warm by the fire, full of calm and comfort. (story at about 16:21) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on…

591 - Things I Might Have Wrote as a Kid

Sep 19, 2017 • 66 min

After a trip to metaphor court, I try to recall things I wrote as a kid, but really just end up talking about that mistake I made at computer camp.

Captain’s Holiday | Sleep With Star Trek The Next Generation

Sep 18, 2017 • 61 min

Just another lonely holiday on Risa, until a heroine stirs more than a sense of adventure in Jean Luc Picard. Don’t arouse from slumber, this will be a really dull recap. (Trek Talk at about 18:30) Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue…

Girl Without Birdsong | After The Glass Slipper

Sep 14, 2017 • 65 min

Covered in a summer cloak, comes a tale without sweet smell or songs or colors, just enough blurred detail to escort you to dreamland. (Story at 22:40) Become a Patron @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @…

Kayak Cruze

Sep 12, 2017 • 73 min

An ambient ride on the Salmon River, more of a sitting around observing than a ride really. Plus beavers and herons. (starts at about 18:25) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Unpacking Season 7 - Game of Thrones Drones

Sep 10, 2017 • 87 min

Join our pack as we look back, you’ll be as sung as a bug in a sleepy sack. (Got Talk 21:09) Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme” for $50 an obsessively engineered…

586 - Daymog and Jee’leed | After The Glass Slipper

Sep 7, 2017 • 47 min

Friendship blooms with goats and stubborn gods to set the mood for sweet sleep.

Disneyland Walk with Ray

Sep 5, 2017 • 58 min

A breath of fresh air from my neighbor Ray will cross your pillow, you can snooze as he strolls through the Disneyland in his mind. (story @ 17:02) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

The Wolf and the Dragon | Game of Thrones Drones

Sep 3, 2017 • 101 min

Get into my pack of pillows like when the sheep lie down with the lambs, not everything will make sense but you will be lulled. (GoT talk about 18:20) Support some great causes and podcasts and get an exclusive Game of Drones episode over at…

583 - Clam King and the Seasons | After The Glass Slipper

Aug 31, 2017 • 62 min

Never feel lonely again with the embrace of atmposhere around you, clam and calm have the same letters so let this sea story help you sleep.

582 - Pee Wee’s Big Adventure | Tale of the Tape

Aug 29, 2017 • 61 min

Rest easy as I try to get my mismemories of this great movie right. I own apologies to Rubens, Burton and Elfman, ideally you will be asleep before I…or the bike, get lost. (story @ about 15:00) Tonight’s show is sponsored by…

Beyond The Wall | Game of Thrones Drones

Aug 27, 2017 • 95 min

Tonight’s recap should be as comfy as a pile of fake fur blankets in a snow fort. (GoT talk at 19:51) Check out Songonauts on Apple Podcasts https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/songonauts/id1272200696 or at Songonauts.com ! Tonight’s show is…

580 - Too Many Syllabi | After The Glass Slipper Season 3

Aug 24, 2017 • 68 min

Your favorite stepmother returns…to the classroom, for a lentil laden lesson in compromise. Be kind.

Desert Island Cereal | Trending Tuesday

Aug 22, 2017 • 58 min

An island getaway with three dreamy celebs, that is dull enough to sleep to. (story at about 19:30) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Tonight’s show…

Eastwatch | Game of Thrones Drones

Aug 20, 2017 • 95 min

Jamie has a journey, Sam’s a hero that says goodbye and Jorah watches with his eye. (GoT talk starts about 20:07) Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue Apron” get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep and Check out this week’s menu and get your…

577 - Lulling Overview of The Big Farm P.I.

Aug 17, 2017 • 67 min

A pleasant trip through the story swamp to see where we’ve been this season and how and why we got there.

Comforting Chair | Trending Tuesday

Aug 15, 2017 • 65 min

Take a seat and relax, this chair will be repurposed to put you at ease so you can drift off. (story starts at about 21:46) Check out Meditation Minis Podcast by Chel Hamilton on Apple…

The Spoils of War | Game of Thrones Drones

Aug 13, 2017 • 87 min

Like a vertical, sleep addled conga, it time to jump in the line and catch some zzzzs. Will Davos’ mansplaining be forgiven…it won’t matter…just kick back and I’ll believe you. (GoT talk at about 19:30) Commission a Song from Jonathan Mann @…

Closed Open Books | Big Farm P.I.

Aug 10, 2017 • 66 min

This bedtime story will be like crawling into bed with a good book. Except this book will refuse to open. With Simon on the case you’ll be asleep before things are solved. (story at 18:32) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value”…

Bus Rides with Scooter

Aug 8, 2017 • 61 min

The wheels on the bus go round and round, just like Scoots’ stories and logic. Now boarding for dreamland. (starts at about 19:02) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

572 - The Queen’s Justice | Game of Thrones Drones

Aug 6, 2017 • 94 min

Your hands will be clasped in peaceful slumber under your pillow as I apply the aural ungent that puts internal enmity to rest.

Rumble Tummy Bird | Big Farm P.I.

Aug 3, 2017 • 66 min

When a god’s stomach is rumbling, Simon comes tumbling, in order to crack the case. This story has wings and bespoke level kettles. (starts at about 18:42) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at…

Lake Ontario, Can I Call You Teri?

Aug 1, 2017 • 58 min

As the lake rolls, Scoots strolls…down memory lane, of his long intimate relationship with the greatest of the Great Lakes. (Lake talk starts about 12:40) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at…

Stormborn | Game of Thrones Drones

Jul 30, 2017 • 108 min

Sleeping to this one will be as easy as losing your marbles (or pogs) on game night. As the sea rolls into Dragonstone, you’ll fly into sleep like a dreamy dragon. (GoT talk starts at about 20:17) Get “Rawr like Denim” with an amazing…

The Case of the Outshining Crown - Big Farm P.I.

Jul 27, 2017 • 60 min

Some objects shouldn’t listen to Rihanna songs, and shine brighter than those who would object. But you can rest as Simon will crack this one with the help of Gee and DK. (story at about 19:20) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for…

My Life With HBO

Jul 25, 2017 • 63 min

As you snuggle in your sheets, I’ll page through the HBO guides of my past and see what my meandering memory manages to ‘member. (story starts at 19:50) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on…

Dragonstone - Game of Thrones aka Drones

Jul 23, 2017 • 80 min

Like a topknot on your pillow, Arya’s smile is sweeter than any thin mint. Rest as we return to Westeros and Scoots gets mixed up about when “the Wall” is. (GoT talk at 23:40) Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue Apron” get over to…

Kali and the Clones | Big Farm P.I.

Jul 20, 2017 • 68 min

Sleep sound, to a story, set, in a world best (and poorly) described as “Hamilton” meets “Babes in Toyland”…but don’t worry about Lin, he always lands on his feet. (story at about 23:10) Tonight’s show is brought to you by…

Sand’s Day at the Beach | Trending Tuesday

Jul 18, 2017 • 64 min

A guided meditation for and as a grain of sand, no grit, no grind, just a train of sunscreen. (story at 17:50)

Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap (Repost from #412)

Jul 16, 2017 • 93 min

I recap you rest. The only hanging string will be tied and all the dust will be feathered away by “The Glee Duster”. (GoT talk at about 18:34) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Curse of the Cursing Notebooks - Big Farm P.I.

Jul 13, 2017 • 58 min

A mixup around a cauldron will swirl you off to dreamland. This life lesson will go down as sweet as a newt gummy. (story starts at about 17:30)

Distilled Blue Light Blues

Jul 11, 2017 • 65 min

For your good night’s sleep where else could this story go but deep into the blue light and a world when a podboy can dance and romance a light on a pole. (story at about 18:40) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at…

Tapestry | Sleep With TNG

Jul 9, 2017 • 56 min

As you sleep Jean Luc’s gonna go back in time, to his wild times, to days of dating and dom jot, to see what might need to change. (Trek talk at about 16:10) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @…

Sleep & Allow Me to Introduce Myself, Over and Over and Over

Jul 6, 2017 • 72 min

Take a vacation from sleeplessness and sanity with this all intro episode. Metaphors will be mishandled but no words were smushed in the creation of this episode. Become a Patron @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a Song from…

Intro Overload | Sleep With Me #558

Jul 4, 2017 • 75 min

Due to the huge response from last time we did this, this week were are doing back to back all intro episodes. There is only theme music at the start..so get in bed, turn out the lights, and press play..until morning. Have a safe holiday week…

Elementary, Dear Data | Sleep With TNG

Jul 2, 2017 • 56 min

Geordi goes overboard so Scoots can go on targets, as Data steps into Holmes and Pulaski covers up crumpets. (trek talk at about 19:18) Thanks to the “Mission Log” Podcast for suggesting this episode! http://www.missionlogpodcast.com/ Thanks to…

Waiting for Steve Jobs via “The Case of the Painting Paintings” | Big Farm P.I.

Jun 29, 2017 • 68 min

Tonight’s story is as warm as an Astor’s bathtub. Simon goes to the place where design and art wait for Steve. Only a IIGS can crack this case. (story at 16:04) Spoiler…we miss you Steve! Tonight’s show is also sponsored by SleepPhones! …

Blue Light Special

Jun 27, 2017 • 63 min

My fond mismemories of Morley Safer include this case we cracked, a few years back at a Florida K-Mart. (Story at about 18:04) Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue Apron” get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep and Check out this week’s menu…

Rascals | Sleep With TNG

Jun 25, 2017 • 66 min

Jean Luc has some sweet hair, is it a dream or should we despair? (trek talk at about 19:56) Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme” for $50 an obsessively engineered…

The Dog That Chased The Moon | Big Farm P.I.

Jun 22, 2017 • 64 min

When a dog won’t stop chasing the moon, is it a mystery or a problem? This is a case to slumber to, with meanders around a castle just off the town square. (story at 20:09) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming…

Slowly Flying Thru The Fearless Flyer

Jun 20, 2017 • 72 min

Spring has sprung and a pillowy delight awaits you. Slumber, as I lumber across the pages of TJ’s latest. (starts about 20:19)

Imaginary Friend | Sleep With TNG

Jun 18, 2017 • 62 min

Rest in the comforting arms of your boring imaginary friend as a Himalayan salt lamp floats around the Enterprise. (Trek Talk at 15:16) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and…

Sleepy Seahorse Cove | Big Farm P.I.

Jun 15, 2017 • 63 min

A soupy sea based sleep as Simon follows red herrings thru Atlantises, Bikini Bottom and shipwrecks. You won’t need to believe in dolphinism for this bedtime story. (story at about 17:55) Tonight’s show is sponsored by SleepPhones! Pick up a pair…

Bernie’s 5SOS Swag

Jun 13, 2017 • 67 min

What could be sweeter and duller than a grouchy butterfly that loves a boy band? How about a show and tell of his favorite fan merch. (story at about 20:20)

The Next Phase | Sleep With TNG

Jun 11, 2017 • 63 min

Geordi and Ro, go, and then they show, the whole time you know, you can rest and sleep. (Trek talk @ about 17:00) Sleep Phones Pick up a pair at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and use “sleepwithme” for $5 off!

Missing Music Box | Big Farm P.I.

Jun 8, 2017 • 62 min

A case with lots of talking about comfort…items that is. A mop named foofie, a ship in a bottle, a mermaid house and a missing music box, all of them should bring you peace, you won’t be missing a thing. Join our Patreon @…

546 - Bored Chromeless | Trending Tuesday

Jun 6, 2017 • 63 min

This rise and fall of your sleeping breath will be the rhythm this tale meanders to, as we hear some history about salons.

The Offspring | Sleep With TNG

Jun 4, 2017 • 62 min

Dream of Data’s daughter and he ability to enjoy the tactile softness of a sofa. (trek talk about 16:15)

Yellow Snow Mystery | Big Farm P.I.

Jun 1, 2017 • 61 min

Viking sized lulls will distract as you drift, as Simon and Gee meander and investigate. (starts at 19:57) SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a soft headband, complete with induction charging technology for a…

Daydream to Believe In

May 30, 2017 • 67 min

A sleepy soap opera starring Lady Manzanita, whose soothing skin will be a tactile turn to sleep. (story about 21:38)

Deja Q | Sleep With TNG

May 28, 2017 • 64 min

What could be more human than a continuum level nap? (Trek talk starts about 20:06) Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Blue Apron - get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep and get your first three meals free.

Case of the Missing Moos | Big Farm PI

May 25, 2017 • 69 min

Rest as easy as a child in a home that is also a gnome. This won’t be your garden variety investigation, it will have more meanders. (starts 18:19)

Dusk feat: Slurp & DJ Echo Bass

May 23, 2017 • 75 min

An ambient episode recorded on the edge of dusk in Florida, listen a rest as I listen and comment on the sounds of the swamp. (starts 07:27)

The Game | Sleep With TNG

May 21, 2017 • 57 min

Let Wesley and Ashley counter realities virtual and real so you can get some sleep. (starts @ 17:15) Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song for Father’s Day from Jonathan Mann @ http://jonathanmann.net/

Big Farm in the Sky - Private Eye (New Episodic Series!)

May 18, 2017 • 63 min

Talk a stroll into the past, I promise you’ll be asleep or this episode will be the pits! (starts at 19:54) Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme” for $50 an obsessively engineered…

Salad in Real Time

May 16, 2017 • 62 min

Listen to the “Romaine Heartbreaker” and your worries will be spun away like water off a salad’s back. (starts at 18:45) The only podcast that improves on roundabouts. Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and get the…

Measure of a Man | Sleep With TNG

May 14, 2017 • 66 min

Ineffable but fluffable is the form your podcast pillow takes tonght. (16:27) SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a soft headband, complete with induction charging technology for a completely wireless experience. Pick…

Endless Introduction

May 11, 2017 • 100 min

Settle into bed, turn off the lights and press play (only once) as a series of Intros guides you into the arms of sweet slumber. (starts at 11:38) talkspace.com/swm We all need to take a little bit better care of ourselves, and taking care of our…

La Brea Tar Pits | Mall Walking Tour

May 9, 2017 • 67 min

Talk a stroll into the past, I promise you’ll be asleep or this episode will be the pits! (starts at 19:54) Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme” for $50 an obsessively engineered…

The Perfect Mate | Sleep With TNG

May 7, 2017 • 66 min

A call comes it that puts you to sleep, as Picard tries to balance boundaries and traditions and electronic synth-xylophones. (Trek Talk at 16:37) talkspace.com/swm We all need to take a little bit better care of ourselves, and taking care of our…

Control Over Your Soup | Superdull Review

May 4, 2017 • 69 min

Notes on soup and crackers and stories. You’ll sleep like a fuzzy spoon. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by MeUndies! Get 20% off your first pair at http://www.meundies.com/sleep Please fill out this quick survey as well! It is a huge help for the…

Water Table Podfest

May 2, 2017 • 61 min

Balance on Florida’s water table and let the motion rock you to sleep, while Scoots tackles Podfest. (story at 16:08) Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Blue Apron - get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep and get your first three meals free.

Cause and Effect | Sleep With TNG

Apr 30, 2017 • 54 min

Perhaps a ship wide case of nlb’poH will help you sleep, or mayhaps a case of deja vu will bring sleep to you. (trek talk @17:49) Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song for Mother’s Day from Jonathan Mann @…

Hydrox, Enneagrams, and Dumplings | Superdull Review

Apr 27, 2017 • 65 min

Sandwiched in this cookie will be double the stuff of dreams, goodnight. (“story” @ 14:11)

Ray’s Studio Tour

Apr 25, 2017 • 65 min

Rest easy to the rocking motion of the Studio Tour tram as Ray’s narration carries you into la la land. (17:56) SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a soft headband, complete with induction charging technology for a…

A Matter of Time | Sleep With TNG

Apr 23, 2017 • 65 min

Just in the nick of time a wild card visits the Enterprise. You prize will be pillowy lulls that meander around plot points. (Trek talk at 20:29) Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song for Mother’s Day from…

Superdull Sauna Review

Apr 20, 2017 • 57 min

Motel, hotel or dull holiday sleep inn…it won’t matter as Scoots’ hot air will be steamy as you get dreamy. (starts at 19:44) Tonight’s episode is sponsored by MeUndies! Get 20% off your first pair at http://www.meundies.com/sleep

Spruce Museum | Trending Tuesday

Apr 18, 2017 • 60 min

A trip into the past of a museum that does not even exist, expect as a memory of my past. (Visit at 15:16) Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song for Mother’s Day from Jonathan Mann @ http://www.jonathanmann.net

Back to the Future | Tale of the Tape

Apr 16, 2017 • 59 min

Gonna go back in time so you can catch some zzzzs. (episode at 17:30) Take my worries away Scoots, I won’t mind, but you be promise my brainbots I’ll be awake on time. Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song…

Soft Scripted Heroes | Superdull Stories

Apr 13, 2017 • 60 min

Go behind the scenes of soft scripted propaganda, produced by our heroes. (story 14:50) Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme” for $50 an obsessively engineered mattress!

Faux Cousteau vists Sea Life Orlando

Apr 11, 2017 • 67 min

Drift off as Scoots gives you a 360 degree view of Sea Life Orlando and his childhood dreams of seahorse rides. (story at 14:17) Many thanks to the Dalton Agency and Sea Life Orlando for helping make this episode possible….

A View to a Kitten | Tale of the Tape

Apr 9, 2017 • 57 min

My first James Bond movie, retitled and borified for sleep. Let Roger Moore dull you and Christopher Walken lull you as Grace Jones floats like a dreamy butterfly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOK9kJIJA4 Join our Patreon @…

Quit Running | Superdull Stories

Apr 6, 2017 • 68 min

Soften you pillow with a goof-troop oval thunker and sheep on strawberry flavored pogo sticks followed by a seminar on the value of running. (16:20 story starts)

Goonies Game Live Unboxing

Apr 4, 2017 • 71 min

Instead of counting sheep, I’ll count cards and game pieces as you drift off to dreamland. Unboxing at at 20:23 Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Commission a song from Jonathan Mann @ http://www.jonathanmann.net Check out…

“Goonies” Tale of the Tape

Apr 2, 2017 • 61 min

Goonies week continues with the questions to answers you’ll never hear as you slumber…can Scoots even remember the plot of “Goonies”..oh boy. (Episode at 19:28) Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Blue Apron - get over to…

Good E’nuff to Save Earth | Superdull Stories

Mar 30, 2017 • 62 min

We kick off “Goonies” week as only a sleep podcast can, on a Thursday. (story at 18:17) This should be “Good Enuff” to get you snoozing, even with a case of rubber band face only Cindy Lauper can solve. Become a voluntary subscriber aka…

Gaga and The Night Birds

Mar 28, 2017 • 67 min

Gonzo reporting on the myth of the Night Birds and their Goddess Gaga. (story 15:36)

Data’s Day | Sleep With TNG

Mar 26, 2017 • 63 min

Data will dance till you dream of his diary of a day on the Enterprise. (starts at 16:57) Check out “Everything’s Coming Up Simpsons” on Feral @ http://www.feralaudio.com/show/everythings-coming-up-simpsons/ Commission a song from the Mystery…

Boastmaster | Superdull Stories

Mar 23, 2017 • 65 min

Dreams streaked with the marshmallow tears of Rocky E. Road precede a story of a charismatic camp in a rust belt town. Story starts at 19:15 but you’ll sleep through it. Do you get lots of value out of the hard work that goes into “Sleep…

Upon the Orlando Eye

Mar 21, 2017 • 55 min

Like riding butter, a relaxing, circular trip around the Orlando Eye with a dreamy rainy day view of rooftops and mini-golf courses. Special thanks to everyone at The Orlando Eye- https://www.officialorlandoeye.com/ #trypod Check out Medicare Nation…

Hide and Q | Sleep With TNG

Mar 19, 2017 • 74 min

Thanks to Q, Riker gets his peacock swagger while you saw logs. (Trek talk starts at 18:49) #trypod Ryan Grey “Pre Med Years” listen @ http://medicalschoolhq.net/subscribe/ Support the show on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron…

Goldbug | Superdull Stories

Mar 16, 2017 • 63 min

Tonight’s story is sweet and tart, like a glass of lemonade served by Wilford Brimley. (story at 19:28) #trypod Meditation Minis @ http://meditationminis.com/ SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a soft headband,…

Lorna Dunes | Trending Carol King

Mar 14, 2017 • 69 min

A “Boardroom Breakdance Tour” spins into a legend led by Carol King across the night sky. (story at 19:37) Tonight’s show is sponsored by Audible. Audible is offering our listeners a free audiobook when you sign up for a 30-day trial membership at…

The Inner Light | Sleep With TNG

Mar 12, 2017 • 66 min

Picard starts a family and a new life as a piper named Roy G. Biv, only part of that happens in the episode, the rest will occur in your dreams. Tonight’s show is brought to you by Casper. Goto http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme and use “sleepwithme”…

The Siren and the Professor | Superdull Stories

Mar 9, 2017 • 64 min

Purple mountains and missing keys are the backdrop for your heroic journey to sleep. (Story starts at 18:16) Listen to Drifter’s Sympathy @ http://www.feralaudio.com/show/emil-amos-drifters-sympathy/ Join our Patreon @…

Rob has Shirts and a Podcast

Mar 7, 2017 • 66 min

As you sleep free and easy, Rob works hard on one of my favorite podcasts. Inspired by Rob Has a Podcast @ http://robhasawebsite.com/ Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue Apron” get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep and Check out this week’s…

Worf’s “Family” Visit | Sleep With TNG

Mar 5, 2017 • 61 min

You know that feeling you get when your parents come into town? Worf feels that way too. Dumb People Town @ http://www.feralaudio.com/show/dumb-people-town/ Join our Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Spread the Word about the show!

#trypod - Share a podcast!

Mar 4, 2017 • 4 min

All March, share podcasts you love with the people you love that don’t already listen to them. Share about it using #trypod. Better yet do it in person and show them how to subscribe. Thanks!

Project Platypus | Superdull Stories

Mar 2, 2017 • 62 min

Mellow like a marshmallow in hot coco that’s a bit lukewarm, but somehow just right to put you to sleep. Become a Patron at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Fill out our survey at http://www.feralaudio.com/survey Check out…

Phil Fushigi - Riventeen

Feb 28, 2017 • 67 min

First I’ll ramble about Riven and then I’ll try and remember the story of the greatest Fushigi artist of all time. Inspired by the great McElory brothers over at “My Brother, My Brother and Me”….

“Family” Picard Edition | Sleep With TNG

Feb 26, 2017 • 65 min

Tonight we get senseless and sebaceous, like astringent for sleep issues, as we talk around Jean-Luc’s trip to France. Support the show on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Use our Amazon Link when shopping @…

Lulling Retrospective of First 500 Shows

Feb 23, 2017 • 80 min

What’s you jam? This dude who yams, (the softer version of yammering), he’s a word softener who puts me to sleep. Become a Patron at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Fill out our survey at http://www.feralaudio.com/survey Check out Duncan…

Video Games and Me

Feb 21, 2017 • 61 min

I’ve been sitting on this episode for a little while, to celebrate reaching 500 shows. It is a personal, meandering story about my relationship with Video Games. Tonight’s show is sponsored by “Blue Apron” get over to http://www.blueapron.com/sleep…

Masterpiece Society | Sleep With TNG

Feb 19, 2017 • 74 min

As a stellar core fragment travels across the sky you will slip into sleep. Listen to “Dumb People Town” @ feralaudio.com/show/dumb-people-town/ Thanks to “Women at Warp” for the episode suggestion @ womenatwarp.com/ Support through Patreon @…

Mosaic Memories | Supedull Stories

Feb 16, 2017 • 64 min

My slogan for the brainbots that keep you up at night is “If you can’t defeat them, entertain them!”. This story will put you to sleep while they listen to the tale of a costume ball, gone dull. Check out @ blueapron.com/sleep and get your first…

498 - Fearless Flyer Review

Feb 14, 2017 • 73 min

The Moon mode of podcasts loses his phone and asks the universe for some dopamine.

497 - Remember Me | Sleep With TNG

Feb 12, 2017 • 58 min

If you’re a fan of Dr. Beverly Crusher…check you chief medical officer’s log and get over here.

495 - Hand Over Hole | Superdull Stories

Feb 9, 2017 • 65 min

With a brain that malfunctions like a broken Tonka truck, able to spread quiet lulls from small buildings, here to put you to sleep, it is time for Scoots and Superdull Stories.

Kmart Earrings

Feb 7, 2017 • 49 min

A dreamy map will lead a man in meanderwear to Beaver Lake Nature Center Use code “sleepwithme” for $50 off a Casper mattress @ casper.com/sleepwithme Check out Duncan Trussell’s Family Happy Hour @ www.duncantrussell.com/ Check out a Syracuse Crate @…

Who Watches the Watchers | Sleep With TNG

Feb 5, 2017 • 54 min

Oh Palmer, Oh Leland, are not cat noises at night the sailor’s delight? Commission a Valentine’s Day Song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Listen to “This Damn World” Podcast @ thisdamnworld.com/ Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through…

492 - When Dumplings Fly | Superdull Stories

Feb 2, 2017 • 71 min

The podcast that is life in between the pauses.

493 - Skybridge Discovery Tour

Jan 31, 2017 • 54 min

The sky stroller, who strolls above the masses, takes you on a tour of San Francisco skybridges.

491 - The Royale | Sleep With TNG

Jan 29, 2017 • 57 min

I’m jealous of the Riker swagger, but don’t let that keep you awake.

490 - Do You Believe in Magic? | Superdull Stories

Jan 26, 2017 • 52 min

A dreamy trip down a fictional Bette Midler Lane starts off your journey to sleep.

489 - Superbowl Sandwich “The Lich” | Real Time Recipes

Jan 24, 2017 • 54 min

After I broke something bespoke, I headed into a warm inn to observe the life of an NPC.

488 - Justice | Sleep To Star Trek The Next Generation

Jan 22, 2017 • 56 min

Bed-time for the podcast that slowly goes where no boldness belongs but bores.

487 - Polished Stone in My Shoe | Superdull Stories

Jan 19, 2017 • 66 min

What would be better for bedtime than being out of things to sorts, sorters and collators.

486 - Relay Races in East LA

Jan 17, 2017 • 65 min

A lullboy from the stars brings you the lulls like a moon based Diego Luna pun peddling proxy.

485- The Big Goodbye | Sleep to TNG

Jan 15, 2017 • 51 min

Is isosceles the most sleepy of triangles? Don’t find out tonight… just sleep.

484 - Serial vs. Episodic | Nuns in Space in Review

Jan 12, 2017 • 65 min

Tonight expect levity and not brevity as we look back at the creation of our first episodic series.

483 - Tesla Haircut | Trending Transcript Tuesday

Jan 10, 2017 • 58 min

Solid liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show.

482 - Encounter at Farpoint | Sleep to TNG

Jan 8, 2017 • 65 min

You can call me “The Kludge” or the Distractor in Chief as I carry you off to dreamland with a discussion of the pilot episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.

481 - Soup Stone Tears (from keeping my eyes open not crying) | Nuns in Space #19

Jan 5, 2017 • 59 min

Scooter starts the show out trying to trip up his internal coach with soapy water and then does some giggle spritz.

480 - Brainbot Entertainer of the Year

Jan 3, 2017 • 64 min

Maladaptive is both a thing and a dance that enables my sleepy power.

479 - Darmok | Sleep With TNG (thanks Marybeth!)

Jan 1, 2017 • 58 min

When brains do their own shopping you get “The Chilled Brain Podcast” by Thaddeus Thinenberg.

Year in the Podcast 2016

Dec 29, 2016 • 15 min

Just some updates about what is coming up. Thank you. Long Version https://soundcloud.com/sleepwithmepodcast/year-in-podcast-2016-long-version

(repeat) 5 & 6 Choices Conclude Claude’s Correspondence on Claus | Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus

Dec 24, 2016 • 69 min

It is time for you to sleep as Roberta faces down Santa’s Secret. Pick up and Echo Dot @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/echodot Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

(repeat) 3 & 4 - Claus, Cookies and Cotton Cane Candy Caves | Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus

Dec 23, 2016 • 65 min

Roberta’s tale will continue on her quest to the North Pole, but never fret for you most of what you’ll miss will be Claude’s long reports.

478 - Shopping for a Happy Christmas at The Dickens Fair

Dec 22, 2016 • 86 min

A gentle stroll through the Dickens Fair as I list a few of my Fagin things and read signs.

(Repeat) 1 & 2 - Roberta Claus vs the Yule Lads | Claude Neon Reports

Dec 22, 2016 • 87 min

Sleep well and don’t worry as this story about Christmas change unfolds. Pick up and Echo Dot @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/echodot Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

477 -Not Dangerous But Seemingly Most Dangerous Game | Nuns in Space #18

Dec 20, 2016 • 83 min

Why would you need a holodeck when you could just lie down?

476 - “A Christmas Story” Tale of the Tape

Dec 18, 2016 • 59 min

What is more reliable Scoots’ memory of watching “A Christmas Story” on VHS or the actually movie?

475 - Neon Signs in Space | Nuns in Space #17

Dec 15, 2016 • 63 min

I enter “Ode Mode” to put a stop to bedtime grapples.

Real Time Stuffing and Mashed Potatoes

Dec 13, 2016 • 58 min

Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. Take our Survey @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/survey Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

473 - Laurel & Hardy’s March of the Wooden Soliders RECAPPED

Dec 11, 2016 • 71 min

More meaderwear talk and then scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny two word impressions.

472 - Games of Telephone | Nuns in Space #16

Dec 8, 2016 • 58 min

Did you ever try and communicate something and have it get confused?

471 - Shirtless Holiday Ghosts at the Dickens Fair

Dec 6, 2016 • 51 min

The Boy Who Lost The Harpist descends into the Dickens Fair. Thanks to the Great Dickens Christmas Fair and Denise Lamott Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo…

470 - Macy’s 2016 Parade Recap | With Ray, “The Gregger” and Mikey

Dec 4, 2016 • 74 min

Magnets in menaderwear, meander mufflers and more.

469 - Bold Slug Soda | Nuns in Space #15

Dec 1, 2016 • 58 min

Tonight’s episode features filler words and word breakage of point five poisant, break dancing in a sleepy way.

468 - The Christmas Tree That Took a Walk | Untold Holiday Tales

Nov 29, 2016 • 61 min

One of the great untold holiday tales gets told tonight.

Fusion Armrest Shop | Metastasis #62

Nov 27, 2016 • 69 min

Tonight we say goodnight to breaking bored. Check out Linen Spa’s Black Friday Deals use 20% off the entire site with coupon code BLACK20 http://www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Check out “Songonauts” on “The Truth” Podcast…

REPEAT | Ray and The Gregger talk the 2014 Thanksgiving Day Parade

Nov 24, 2016 • 71 min

Tonight we invoke Macy’s invocation of the “Spirit of America” with sugar, spending, and stuff. Check out Badger Balm @ www.badgerbalm.com Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support…

Universal Studios with Ray

Nov 22, 2016 • 57 min

Oversteeped and sandwiched in boards is how the bores will start tonight. Check Out The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air) @ www.orbitinghumancircus.com/podcast.html Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Show Edited by…

I Kissed a Brook | Metastasnooze #61

Nov 20, 2016 • 61 min

Soapy words say…the mysterious babbling of a brook named Brooke. Use code BLACK20 for 20% off Linen Spa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Check out “Rob Has a Podcast” @ www.robhasawebsite.com/ Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon…

Shame Spotlight | Nuns in Space #14

Nov 17, 2016 • 59 min

Like the soft scratch of a kitten named fluffy, my rambles will carry you off to nod land. Check out the Echo Dot on Amazon @ amzn.to/2cmSm1W Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through…

Views of Burbank Hollywood Piano Style

Nov 15, 2016 • 54 min

What your world needs now is sleep, sweet sleep and view of Burbank are what you’ll be dreamin’ of. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon @…

Dirty Sweater Dance | Metastasnooze #60

Nov 13, 2016 • 57 min

I’m partners with the Dizzy Air buried deep within me. Use “sleepwithme” to get 10% off with Linen Spa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Weaponized Kindness | Nuns in Space #13

Nov 10, 2016 • 62 min

Come on in for a big hug as my life as a particle collider, collider triggers a war of kindness. Take our survey at http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/survey Check out the Echo Dot on Amazon @ amzn.to/2cmSm1W Commission an amazing song from Jonathan…

UPDATE - Friends Beyond the Binary

Nov 9, 2016 • 5 min

I’ll be here for you with open arms

Knock Controversy | Trending Tuesday

Nov 8, 2016 • 56 min

Tonight as you sleep I’ll be fluffing stuffing, stuffed with fluff where the stuff is fluffed. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

Blue Haired Child | Metastasnooze #59

Nov 6, 2016 • 60 min

This commodity should not be blue. Use “sleepwithme” to save 10% off with Linen Spa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Check out “How Sound” from Rob Rosenthal @ transom.org/2016/story-structure-e/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @…

Nuns Opinions | Nuns in Space #12

Nov 3, 2016 • 54 min

As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts. Check out the Echo Dot @ amzn.to/2cmSm1W Fill out our survey @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/survey Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support…

Sylvan Beach Stroll

Nov 1, 2016 • 59 min

Scoots tries to sneak into Pumpkin Pie Spice Labs while you drift off. Use code “sleepwithme” for $50 off your mattress @ www.casper.com/sleepwithme Check out “Songonauts” on “The Truth” Podcast @ www.thetruthpodcast.com/ Commission an amazing song…

It’s The Lulling Analysis of The Great Pumpkin

Oct 30, 2016 • 58 min

A Halloween classic gets slowly broken down into sleepy bits. Use “sleepwithme” to get 10% off at LinenSpa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Listen to me on Harmontown! @ www.harmontown.com/2016/10/episode-218-walter-blanco/ Commission an amazing song…

Black Hole of Regression | Nuns in Space #11

Oct 27, 2016 • 55 min

My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Use code “sleepwithme” to get $5 off your SleepPhones order @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones Check out the great work Chris Postill is doing @ www.studio.soundslikeanearful.com/labs/ Commission an…

Pumpkin Guts and Datemoi | Trending Tuesday

Oct 25, 2016 • 54 min

Words will be kabobbed and blankets will be breached all in an attempt to put you to sleep. Support Damon D’s Rock Opera “Purgatory Falls” @ www.indiegogo.com/projects/purgatory-falls-an-original-rock-opera Commission an amazing song from…

Windchime Lover | Metastasnooze #58

Oct 23, 2016 • 62 min

Meandering out of the harlequin bedtime imprint and into the asking spot Check out my interview on “Here and Now” @ www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2016/10/17/october-17-2016-hn-one Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support…

Odd Ball Trap | Nuns in Space #10

Oct 20, 2016 • 57 min

Relax as kittens play with craft paper and Scoots ponders the “Cat in galoshes.” Check out “The One You Feed” Podcast @ www.oneyoufeed.net Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Using Dan Harmon’s Structure for Feeling Nothing

Oct 18, 2016 • 72 min

When Scoots “feels nothing” it means it is time for you to sleep. Listen to Illusionoid Podcast @ www.illusionoid.com/ Attend “A Hard Problem” @ www.act-sf.org/home/box_office/1617_season/the_hard_problem.html Come see “Criminal Live” with me @…

Cardiff Giant Toe | Metastasnooze #57

Oct 16, 2016 • 66 min

As you drift into Morpheus’ warm embrace, I’ll be stealing Zeus’ toe. Check out our SleepPhones bonus show @ www.sleepphones.com/SleepWithMe-BonusEpisode Listen To Benjamen Walker’s “Theory of Everything” @ toe.prx.org/ Support Radiotopia’s podcast…

Speckled Eggs and Parenthood | Nuns in Space #9

Oct 13, 2016 • 56 min

Torts and tarts, ‘Roberts Rules of Order’ and tortoises are all things you should keep out of your bed. Check out “My Favorite Murder” Podcast @ www.feralaudio.com/show/my-favorite-murder/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @…

Geese Debated | Bernie the Butterfly

Oct 11, 2016 • 60 min

The Stealth Rocker asks, “Can there be too much alliteration, can it diluted or deluded and who is the man who did the most damage to alliteration this decade?” Listen to Episode 51 of Criminal Podcast @ www.thisiscriminal.com/ Commission an…

Tomato Mode | Metastasnooze #56

Oct 9, 2016 • 67 min

Scoots poses as an anthropologist, Dr. Jones, and calls the bedtime story institute but they reject his request, and that, as old Frosty would say, ‘has made all the difference.’ Check out the “Adventures of Eleanor Amplified” Podcast @…

Pincushion Planet | Nuns in Space #8

Oct 6, 2016 • 56 min

Like Kid Icarus’ soft power, Scoots will be adjacent to common sense. Check out Nocturne Podcast by Vanessa Lowe @ www.nocturnepodcast.org/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Le Miz | My Life With a Perm & Carole King

Oct 4, 2016 • 68 min

It will be slow going on the spirit of molasses as Scoots calls a bank and tries to hop on the phone with Morpheus. Check out the great NSFW podcast “Save it for the Show” @ www.saveitfortheshow.com/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @…

Word Bib | Metastasnooze #55

Oct 2, 2016 • 72 min

Story Slamming Slob Scooter puts on his word bib to warn about the get letter shortage. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Tabled Birthday Dessert

Sep 29, 2016 • 54 min

Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Use code “sleepwithme” for $5 off your SleepPhones order @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones 00:04:45 Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support…

Lost Village - Afternoon on KDFC

Sep 27, 2016 • 62 min

My meanderpowers will distract as you drift off. Support KDFC @ www.kdfc.com Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Rooster at Reception | Metastasnooze #54

Sep 25, 2016 • 63 min

The cartel that buys your troubles has a reception desk that does not seem to be working. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Day Dreams | Nuns in Space #6

Sep 22, 2016 • 56 min

Here in your ears, I’ll be the sound hearing your ears. Check out “Songonauts” on “The Truth” Podcast http://www.thetruthpodcast.com/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Ray’s Caribbean Beach | Trending Tuesday

Sep 20, 2016 • 54 min

A virtual blanket fort constructed of sentence fragments and oxford commas will be your place of respite tonight. Check out the Echo Dot amzn.to/2cmSm1W Get a free ride up to $20 for both of us the first time you use Uber / Lyft - Uber (gin5i) @…

Dormant Doormat | Metastasis #53

Sep 18, 2016 • 65 min

Finally, a positive doormat metaphor as you drift off. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Royal Moon | Nuns in Space #5

Sep 15, 2016 • 61 min

Comfort comes tonight in the form of forgetful leadership. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Dirty Dollhouse | Trending Tuesday

Sep 13, 2016 • 59 min

During your flight to dreamland, I’ll take a trip to the UK to deal with a dollhouse that has been binned. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through…

Pure Orin | Metastasnooze #52

Sep 11, 2016 • 64 min

Throw your hat on my head and I’ll put you to sleep. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Tube V. Sphere Showdown | Nuns in Space #4

Sep 8, 2016 • 59 min

As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Realtime Wall Bed Assembly

Sep 6, 2016 • 60 min

As you lay in bed, I’ll assemble one. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Dirtbike Poets | Metastasnooze #51

Sep 4, 2016 • 57 min

I’ll put the bullfrog in the Bulfinch to create story that lulls. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Cup of Chaos | Nuns in Space #3

Sep 1, 2016 • 56 min

Soda in Space? Use code “sleepwithme” for $50 off your Casper mattress @ www.casper.com/sleepwithme Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal…

Pokemon Go to Groninagen | Half Hour Intern Crossover Trending Tuesday

Aug 30, 2016 • 59 min

Can a mystery with Scooter go deeper than transposed numbers? Check out the “Half Hour Intern” Podcast @ www.halfhourintern.com/careers/insomniac-sleep-with-me-host-with-drew-ackerman Great article about Groningen @…

Gerbil Borough | Metastasnooze #50

Aug 28, 2016 • 66 min

A brain with 12 boroughs can distract, as a gerbil named podcast presents a sub-brain platform. Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Five Bells | Nuns in Space #2

Aug 25, 2016 • 62 min

Your mind will be an empty backpack waiting to be filled by sleep. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

“DateMoi” Cutting Edge Dating App | Trendmo Tuesday

Aug 23, 2016 • 65 min

A pitch to all the angel investors out there, where we repurpose an existing platform. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Dear Prudence, The Wolf Mouth | Metastasnooze #49

Aug 21, 2016 • 66 min

A team to teach mindfulness arrives to help you stay in the moment with a layer of nicknames. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

Club Senseless | New Series Pilot Episode

Aug 18, 2016 • 60 min

Scoots in Space. Sign up for a free trial of Blackblaze @ www.backblaze.com/sleepwithme Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Olympic Opening Ceremonies Guided Mediation

Aug 16, 2016 • 70 min

An artistic dream begins and ends in Rio. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Leaf Losses | Metastasnooze #48 | Sleep With Me #423

Aug 14, 2016 • 65 min

Noir for your boudoir? Or just Scooter rambling? Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

REPEAT | My Life With a Perm

Aug 11, 2016 • 76 min

Tonight we take a new years eve ponder. Check out “Sampler” Podcast hosted by Brittany Luse (Twitter: @bmluse) Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support…

Introvert on Vacation

Aug 9, 2016 • 68 min

An indulgent reflection on being away from the podcast for two weeks. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Disco Eyebrows | Metastasnooze #47

Aug 7, 2016 • 54 min

An oblong peg ponders the pliability of words as you drift off. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

The Local Borefriend | The Bear With a Comet on his Belly | Dreamquilt Conclusion

Aug 4, 2016 • 72 min

Scoots’ self-licenced to ill, so never you worry, that is what powers the lulls. Check out “My Favorite Murder” Podcast @ www.feralaudio.com/show/my-favorite-murder/ Check out “Mega Maker” Podcast @ www.megamaker.co/ Check out “Criminal” Podcast @…

Train Carousel | On Location at Tilden Park

Aug 2, 2016 • 56 min

Tilden park is a dream in the hills of the East Bay. Use code “sleepwithme” to get $5 off @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

The Known Mower | Metastasnooze #46

Jul 31, 2016 • 50 min

Scooter will wash, wax, and roll away your thoughts like a matchbox car. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Sleeping Rude Gods | The Bear With a Comet on his Belly Part 2

Jul 28, 2016 • 56 min

Drift into the arms or Morpheus as I spin a tale of a ruder god. Check out “My Favorite Murder” Podcast @ www.feralaudio.com/show/my-favorite-murder/ Check out “Mega Maker” Podcast @ www.megamaker.co/ Check out “Criminal Podcast” @…

Lazer Cat | Sentient iPod | Carole King Edition Part 2

Jul 26, 2016 • 62 min

As interesting as “the history of the flip flop” and as engaging as that dude down the street, is how tonight’s story kicks off. Check out the Carole King playlist @ open.spotify.com/user/1294947960/playlist/7a9eQxtW5CKhmgScLDuTTD Commission an…

Space Curtain- Espacio Cortina | Metastasnooze #45

Jul 24, 2016 • 73 min

Bell jars will sterilize faster than Scoots can clean up this episode. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

The Bear With a Comet on his Belly | Inspired by the Dreamquilt

Jul 21, 2016 • 61 min

As the storyteller weaves her tale you should drift off to another world. Use code “SLEEP25” for 25% off at LinenSpa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Sentient iPod | Carole King Edition Part 1

Jul 19, 2016 • 55 min

A forgotten pitch will start your slumber, but when an ipod awakens to save a bobcat, snores will ensue. (story at 18:55) Carole King will make her presence known through songs that are not her own. Carole King playlist on…

Bonus Episode - Part 3 - Tommen’s Journey to Zelv Discoveri

Jul 17, 2016 • 112 min

Tommen and Pounce’s journey comes to a close as a new adventure begins Use code SLEEP25 for 25% off at LinenSpa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Bonus Episode Part 2 - Tommen’s Journey to Zelv Discoveri

Jul 14, 2016 • 70 min

Tommen and Pounce, best friends in friendship continue down the dreamy road of adventure. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Bonus Episode Part 1 - Tommen’s Journey to Zelv Discoveri

Jul 12, 2016 • 95 min

Tommen and Pounce head down a road to your sleep riches over the next three episodes. Use code SLEEP25 for 25% off at LinenSpa @ www.linenspa.com/sleepwithme Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon…

In Case You Were Worried About Tommen | Season 6 Recap Game of Drones

Jul 10, 2016 • 92 min

I just can’t let the season go. So as I recap you rest. Use code “sleepwithme” for $50 off your Casper mattress - http://www.casper.com/sleepwithme Some Good Game of Thrones reading: -…

Get Besos Season in Review

Jul 7, 2016 • 62 min

Scoots talks story, if he can ever get out of the intro. Check out Instavit’s Sweet Dreams Spray @ www.instavit.com/sleepwithme/ Check out “Nocturne” Podcast @ www.nocturnepodcast.org/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @…

Dickens Issues | Trending Tuesdays

Jul 5, 2016 • 67 min

Don’t worry about working out what Scoots is saying, just rest. Listen to me on “Uncontained” @ itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/uncontained/id1089066063?mt=2 Check out “Half-Hour Intern” Podcast @…

Winds of Winter | Game of Drones S6 E10

Jul 3, 2016 • 155 min

And so the season and the sept draw to a close. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Mirror Maze Metaphor | Get Besos Season Finale

Jun 30, 2016 • 74 min

You can still rest easy, even while earth and Jeopardy and in jeopardy, as Scoots brings angelic level lulling soothing tones. Check out the “Megamaker” Podcast and more https://justinjackson.ca/ Check out Nick Quah’s Hot Pod Membership…

Sidekick Lover | Trending Tuesdays

Jun 28, 2016 • 59 min

Probe your pillow as Scoots probes his brain to see if he has the ability to write sidekick fantasy fiction, if you catch me drift. Pick up a Bedjet on Amazon to keep your bed warm this winter @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/bedjet Check out “A…

Battle of the Bastards | Game of Drones S6 E9

Jun 26, 2016 • 129 min

Be led into sleep tonight. Use code “coolbreeze” for 10% off your Bed Jet @ www.bedjet.com/ Check out “My Favorite Murder” Podcast @ itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/my-favorite-murder-karen-kilgariff/id1074507850?mt=2 00:07:00 Check out “Within the…

What’s Love Got To Do With It | Get Besos #22

Jun 23, 2016 • 74 min

Richard Warren Sears makes one last case for humanity. Check out Pillowsonic @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/pillowsonic Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron…

Messi V. Scooter “Boredown” | Trending Tuesday

Jun 21, 2016 • 66 min

A case of Non-dairy whipped topping brain leads to Scooter becoming a Similiean. Check out Pillowsonic @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/pillowsonic Stand with Orlando and perform an act of kindness @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/orlando Support through…

No One | Game of Drones S6 E8

Jun 19, 2016 • 116 min

Who is duller than Scoots…no one…(Episode at 18:53) Check out Pillowsonic @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/pillowsonic Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate…

Magical Solution | Get Besos #21

Jun 16, 2016 • 53 min

While you wander on the brink of sleep, James will close the case with magic Stand with Orlando @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/orlando Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Pool Pitch for Moranis | Trending Tuesday

Jun 14, 2016 • 63 min

Do I have the juice to get Rick Moranis back? Get a free audiobook by signing up @ www.audible.com/lullz Stand With Orlando @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/orlando Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through…

UPDATE (Not an Episode) Stand with Orlando with 70k Acts of Kindness

Jun 13, 2016 • 76 min

As a community we have the chance to push back against this act of madness. Help the victims directly if you can. If you need any help because of the impact of these events seek help immediately. Counteract this deep dark night by cultivating kindness…

The Broken Man | Game of Drones S6 E7

Jun 12, 2016 • 110 min

Let me meanders dovetail with your pillow as your drift off like the scent of a hound on the breeze. Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Check out “The Podcast That Tell Ingeniously Boring Bedtime Stories to Help You Fall Asleep” @…

Plain Desolation | Get Besos #20

Jun 9, 2016 • 71 min

The trial of listening to this trial should lull and dull you into sleepy submission. Use the code “sleep” to get 20% off @ www.mackweldon.com/ and Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Candy Conspiracy | Trending Tuesday

Jun 7, 2016 • 62 min

You won’t need to open your emotional toolbox tonight. Use code “sleepwithme” for $5 off @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Blood of My Blood | Game of Drones S6 E6

Jun 5, 2016 • 131 min

When your thoughts rush like a dogsled across the snow, let scoots slow it down and send the pups into a snooze. Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Fact Check www.blm.gov/ak/st/en/prog/nlcs/iditarod/history/mush_hist.html…

Opposite Counsel | Get Besos #19

Jun 2, 2016 • 63 min

Finally the head to head talking match-up you’ve been waiting to sleep to. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Bird Bath | Trending Tuesday Guided Meditation

May 31, 2016 • 65 min

Fly like a bird across the sky and into the perfect birdbath. If you know Cat Stevens please try and connect him with Mark Maron on WTF! @ www.wtfpod.com/contact/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through…

The Door | Game of Drones S6 E5

May 29, 2016 • 53 min

Driftwood will carry off your worries and attention. Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Facts gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Braavos en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandy_Corporation en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driftwood…

Tell Don’t Show | Get Besos #18

May 26, 2016 • 61 min

Sin starts to have a day in court. Be sure to check out Sleep Talker Podcast @ sleeptalkerpodcast.com/ Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through…

Erie Canal Museum

May 24, 2016 • 52 min

Starts with a layover and lands in the last remaining Weighlock building. If you know Cat Stevens, please try and connect him with Mark Maron on WTF! @ www.wtfpod.com/contact/ Thanks to the Erie Canal Museum, be sure to check it out the next time…

Book of the Stranger | Game of Drones S6E4

May 22, 2016 • 130 min

The autumn wind is a stranger, dulling you just for fun. Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Check out Work Stories Project Podcast @ workstoriesproject.org/ The Stranger Facts www.songfacts.com/detail.php?lyrics=4461…

Switch-A-Roony | Get Besos #17

May 19, 2016 • 88 min

Richie and James change roles in order to confuse and distract both you and the Angels. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Scoots and Ray On a Plane

May 17, 2016 • 66 min

A mellow dreamy plane ride. Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Oathbreaker | Game of Drones S6 E3

May 15, 2016 • 126 min

Floating like a dreamy Zeppelin across the night sky Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Check out “Work Stories Project” Podcast @ workstoriesproject.org/ Check out Lauren on “Criminal” Podcast @ thisiscriminal.com/ Links…

Like Water For Angels | Get Besos #16

May 12, 2016 • 63 min

Sleepytime selection of Angels outside and speeches inside Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/donate

Real Time Missteps “Joy of Dance” Edition

May 10, 2016 • 63 min

Bedtime mixes better with train rides than breakfast or dinner. Subreddit by latitude aka Ftacostwice Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through…

Home | Game of Drones the Only Game of Thrones Sleep Podcast

May 8, 2016 • 117 min

As Scoots ponders that question and his hair issues you should be drifting away. Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Check out the interview with John M at Patreon Podcasts @ blog.patreon.com/sleep-with-me-the-fantasy-footballers/ …

Tricky Jiff | Get Besos #15

May 5, 2016 • 61 min

Slip across the threshold to sleep as Jiff deflects all of the questions from Angels. Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support through Patreon @…

Woods of My Youth

May 3, 2016 • 52 min

This episode was recorded on location and contains ambient noises like birds and moss scratching, as well as me walking. Additional ambient noise was added for you sonic pleasure from Klankschap on Freesound.org Show Edited and Music by Christopher…

Red Woman and Mood Rings | Game Of Drones Season 6 Opener

May 1, 2016 • 128 min

Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Thanks to to Lee Nutter who wrote about our Patreon @ leenutter.com/journal/sleep-with-me/ Thanks to Audrey @ kalw.org/post/podcaster-tells-boring-bedtime-stories-help-put-you-sleep Thanks to…

Scrambled Metaphors | Get Besos #14

Apr 28, 2016 • 60 min

A blue sky meeting about a “Quarantine From Choice” will slowly devolve into your dreams. Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Commission an amazing song from Jonathan Mann @ www.jonathanmann.net Support…

Priya the Prius | Trending Tuesday

Apr 26, 2016 • 76 min

Can Scoots save the talking car genre, while saving the world and put you to sleep? Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

The Creek That Needed Some Help | Metastasnooze #44

Apr 24, 2016 • 87 min

Could you sleep during a meeting of the International Creek Council? Check out Reverie Sleep Systems @ www.reverie.com Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @…

Angel Lies | Get Besos #13

Apr 21, 2016 • 54 min

Lay down and I’ll bring the lies. Check out “Songonauts” pilot on The Truth Podcast Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

Imaginary Friend Reunion | Trending Tuesday

Apr 19, 2016 • 61 min

Rest your head as I try and rekindle a lost friendship Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…

Dreamflight | Metastasis #43

Apr 17, 2016 • 66 min

Take a sleepy Seussian flight on the back of bird flying on the back of a bird flying Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal /…

Skiff Ride to Trouble | Get Besos #12

Apr 14, 2016 • 65 min

James and RW run into their old friend Plateglass. Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Support through Patreon @ www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Support through Paypal / Venmo @…