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New episodes are coming… SOON!
May 15 • 0 min
New episodes are coming… SOON!
Social Media, F*ck You And Goodbye! (#387)
Apr 19 • 25 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about wasting time on things and people that are unproductive, and his choice to stop doing it. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Quarantines Equal Workouts? Huh? (#386)
Mar 30 • 26 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the similarities between being quarantined with your family and long workouts Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 26:10…
I Want To Leave The Damned House And Attack Of The Rib Fat (#385)
Mar 22 • 26 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how bad it is to be stuck in the house for weeks with the family and the vicious sneak attack by his former rib fat Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5…
You Make Bad Decisions When You Panic (#384)
Mar 15 • 19 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how bad it is to make decisions when we’re panicking Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 19:15 Show Store:…
Captain Question And The Coronavirus (#383)
Mar 8 • 22 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about a friend of his that asks way too many stupid questions and the Coronavirus. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 22:58…
All NEW Shows begin Monday March 9th!
Mar 1 • 0 min
This show will return on March 9th!
Yes, I’m Hating On The Youth This Time (#382)
Feb 16 • 18 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about a time when he hated on someone because of their youth. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 18:10 Show Store:…
Not Yet Ya Bastids! (#381)
Feb 2 • 20 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about an older couple who spills too much personal information and a special supermarket trip Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
My Last Uncle (#380)
Jan 12 • 16 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about losing his last uncle Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 16:52 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
My Gun Violence Story (#379)
Dec 1, 2019 • 27 min
In this episode… Many years ago, I was the victim of gun violence. Days ago, I (accidentally) found the guy on social media… Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
I Have Reached My Breaking Point (#378)
Nov 23, 2019 • 22 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about people reaching their, “Breaking Point” and what he did to avoid it happening to him Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
Vegan Friends And Sweet Google Lovin’ (#377)
Nov 3, 2019 • 24 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his vegan friends going crazy over his choice to move toward a plant based diet and a “Google translate conversation” in a local corner store Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
I’m Old And Stupid (#376)
Oct 1, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his first time working out at the gym in 9 months and how he felt old and stupid trying to impress friends… and the ladies Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
The S. Anthony Says Podcast returns on OCTOBER 1ST!
Sep 22, 2019 • 0 min
I’m on vacation. Please take this time to go back and check out some of the awesomeness from the archive. See you soon!
Well, Hello Officers (#375)
Sep 15, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about one of the weirdest days of his life. No, we’re not explaining. Listen to the episode dammit! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
So… This is NOT my kid? (#374)
Aug 20, 2019 • 27 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about running into an old girlfriend and getting information during their conversation that made him think her kid might be his son. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
A Sick Friend And Old Dudes Kicking Butt (#373)
Aug 11, 2019 • 27 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the way we become aware of our own mortality when we see someone we know in the hospital (and the humor that still exists in those moments), and the joy of seeing old guys beat up young guys on the internet Check…
This show returns on August 11th
Aug 3, 2019 • 0 min
The Show Will Return In August
Jul 25, 2019 • 0 min
Hi everyone. This is S. Anthony Thomas and I’m just dropping by to let you know the show will return in August. I look forward to seeing you soon. Thanks. 😁👍
Lying Supermarkets and Tortoisecupines (#372)
Jul 21, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his theory that supermarkets are liars and the fact that we need different types of protection from the different categories of people in our lives Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Leaving Earth To Understand? (#371)
Jul 14, 2019 • 25 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the thoughts that ran through his mind as he watched a special on the 50th Anniversary Of Apollo 11 Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Guard Your “Dream Baby” (#370)
Jul 7, 2019 • 30 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the dangers of letting the wrong people get too close to your, “Dream Baby” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 30:14…
Don’t Drag Me Into That Crap! (#369)
Jun 23, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about being dragged into another person’s “crap” and the pitfalls of allowing it to happen Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
What’s YOUR Loan Level? (#368)
Jun 16, 2019 • 22 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about running into old friends and finding out a new thing they have in common… the same guy owes them all money! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Change Is Good? (#367)
Jun 9, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the times in our lives when making a change, (or having one forced upon us) is horrible, and times when making a change is necessary and awesome! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Drunk New York Love (#366)
Jun 2, 2019 • 25 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about an old girlfriend who got mad at him and said really mean things about him because he wouldn’t sleep with her while she was drunk Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Phony No More (#365)
May 19, 2019 • 24 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the ways we sometimes choose to act phony on holidays where we act lovey-dovey towards each other but go back to being mean every other day of the year Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Repair Horror Stories (#364)
May 12, 2019 • 22 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the ways we sometimes feel stupid after dealing with repair people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 22:39 Show Store:…
Losing Is A Drug (#363)
May 5, 2019 • 20 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his theory that for some people, being addicted to losing is like being addicted to drugs Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
ME, A Morning Person? (#362)
Apr 28, 2019 • 23 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about being a “Morning Person”, and how much it sucks to be around someone who isn’t one. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
Special Edition: Mr Hintless and Mr Punchalot (From The S Anthony Thomas Show) #361
Apr 20, 2019 • 27 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how we all have friends with quirks, and how sometimes THEIR quirks can get YOU in trouble. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
Thinking Long Term (#360)
Apr 14, 2019 • 19 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about long term thinking Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 19:56 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
*sigh* Okay… (#359)
Apr 7, 2019 • 30 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his realization that getting older isn’t half bad… of course, that also means it is ALMOST half bad… Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
The Tipping Point (#358)
Mar 31, 2019 • 25 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about that moment before everything goes wrong… “The Tipping Point” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 25:33 Show Store:…
Camera In The Butt (#357)
Mar 24, 2019 • 36 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells a hilarious story about his colonoscopy Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 36:45 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays…
Stop… LAUGHING! (#356)
Mar 10, 2019 • 28 min
In this episode… S. Anthony finds out his friends are not the most comforting people to discuss your colonoscopy with Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 28:37…
I’m Back! And This Episode Is Weird (#355)
Mar 3, 2019 • 26 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about climate control, talking cupcakes and… look, this is a weird description but it’s a weird episode. Just go and listen! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.…
I Live In The REAL WORLD, Sorry (#354)
Feb 17, 2019 • 28 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about living in the real world where dreams don’t come true Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 28:24 Show Store:…
Talking Babies, An IKEA Scare and Supermarket Fights (#353)
Feb 10, 2019 • 32 min
In this episode (#353)… S. Anthony talks about his little baby cousin’s rapid language improvement, his fear of furniture from IKEA and a hilarious fight over him at his local market Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
My Doctor’s Fingers (#352)
Feb 2, 2019 • 27 min
In this episode (#352)… S. Anthony talks about losing weight, going to the doctor at 50… and some other weird crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 27:34…
Even Comedians Get Serious Sometimes (#351)
Jan 27, 2019 • 18 min
In this episode (#351)… S. Anthony gets a little serious. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 18:06 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
Attack Of The High Voice! (#350)
Jan 21, 2019 • 34 min
In this episode (#350)… S. Anthony talks about back pain… then the high voice guy shows up and the trouble begins. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 34:51…
Does Change Always Suck? (#349)
Jan 13, 2019 • 32 min
In this episode (#349)… S. Anthony wonders if change always sucks… Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 32:43 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the…
A Message For My Listeners
Jan 5, 2019 • 2 min
The NEW SEASON STARTS JANUARY 13TH!!!!!!
Best Of 2017 & 2018 Picked By YOU! (#348)
Dec 23, 2018 • 201 min
In this episode (#348) … The best of 2017 & 2018 picked by YOU! He Made It To 45? (#259) Pterodactyl Droppings (#248) Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313) I Was In The E.R. For 11hrs (#298) Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Eaten By Angry Shark Thoughts (#347)
Dec 16, 2018 • 35 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells a story about how your thoughts can be like angry sharks waiting to eat you Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 35:42 Show…
Laptop Horror Story (#346)
Dec 9, 2018 • 37 min
In this episode (#346)… S. Anthony tells a laptop horror story. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 37:50 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the…
Meet This Podcast’s Baby Sister! (#345)
Dec 2, 2018 • 68 min
In this episode (#345)… S. Anthony gives you a sample of this podcast’s baby sister called, “The S. Anthony Thomas Show”. That podcast has comedy, interviews and sketches. The samples in this episode are from the comedy episodes. If you want to hear the…
Not… Acceptable (#344)
Nov 25, 2018 • 31 min
In this episode (#344)… S. Anthony talks about the things we all find acceptable and the things we should not find acceptable Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Evil Tires (#343)
Nov 18, 2018 • 33 min
In this episode (#343)… S. Anthony talks about how your tires can be as evil as a bad kid and the hazards of snow driving Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
The Love Clock (#342)
Nov 11, 2018 • 39 min
In this episode (#342)… S. Anthony talks about the fact that we have a “Love Clock” in our heads that controls how much we tolerate loved ones, friends, and our kids. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Telling On Yourself (#341)
Nov 4, 2018 • 31 min
In this episode (#341)… S. Anthony talks about people (and countries) telling on themselves… and how you should always listen Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
My Vegan Ex And My 50th Birthday (#340)
Oct 28, 2018 • 36 min
In this episode (#340)… S. Anthony talks about turning 50 and an interesting conversation with his vegan ex Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 36:18 Show…
Old Dad (#339)
Oct 14, 2018 • 43 min
In this episode (#339)… S. Anthony talks about being close to his 50th birthday, and tells funny stories about his fear that he’s too old to ever have kids. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5…
Squeaky Brakes, Tailgaters And The UFC (#338)
Oct 7, 2018 • 39 min
In this episode (#338)… S. Anthony talks about tailgaters with squeaky brakes, the fight in the audience at UFC 229, and how he never lets his anger boil over Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.…
Your Hometown Team Is Your Kid (#337)
Sep 30, 2018 • 40 min
In this episode (#337)… S. Anthony compares the love people have for their favorite sports teams, to the love people have for their kids. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
The Old Guy Club (#336)
Sep 23, 2018 • 18 min
In this episode (#336)… S. Anthony talks about getting old. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 18:14 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
Gain It, Then Lose It, Then Gain It Again (#335)
Sep 16, 2018 • 50 min
In this episode (#335)… S. Anthony talks about getting too many compliments, losing weight and forgiving a guy who is a piece of crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
Junk Juice and Old Dads (#334)
Sep 9, 2018 • 48 min
In this episode (#334)… S. Anthony talks about his realization that he may never have kids and how being an old dad has it’s problems… funny problems. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars…
The Middle Age Reaper (#333)
Sep 2, 2018 • 50 min
In this episode (#333)… S. Anthony talks about how he refuses to have a middle age crisis and the MIDDLE AGE REAPER Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 50:10…
Food Fights And Gym Arrogance (#332)
Aug 26, 2018 • 51 min
In this episode (#332)… S. Anthony talks about the difficulties of losing weight when your friends don’t have to, and the arrogance of his gym buddies. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars…
Alright, I’m Done Here! (#331)
Aug 19, 2018 • 54 min
In this episode (#331)… S. Anthony talks about the times in our lives when SOMEONE ELSE does something, and YOU get so embarrased you say, “Alright, I’m Done Here!” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
Guilt (#330)
Aug 12, 2018 • 52 min
In this episode… #330 S. Anthony talks about Guilt. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 52:26 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
Black Sheep & Semi A-Holes (329)
Aug 5, 2018 • 51 min
In this episode… #329 S. Anthony talks about his theory that having one black sheep in the family isn’t always the worst thing and how you can use a person’s “Lie Pattern” to your advantage Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
The Machines OWN US!! (#328)
Jul 22, 2018 • 52 min
In this episode… #328 S. Anthony warns… The Machines OWN US! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 52:08 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
I Digress… For An Hour (#327)
Jul 15, 2018 • 57 min
In this episode… #327 S. Anthony digresses for about an hour. Didn’t you see the title? Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 57:15 Show Store:…
Standup Is My Wife (#326)
Jul 8, 2018 • 56 min
In this episode… #326 S. Anthony talks about: Social media not being as fun anymore Standup Comedy is his wife His newfound “love” of his car Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Winning Habits & Soccer (#325)
Jul 1, 2018 • 52 min
In this episode… #325 S. Anthony talks about: Soccer’s slim chance of being a big sport in the USA Dying friendships Creating Winning Habits Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
I’m Back! (#324)
Jun 24, 2018 • 58 min
In this episode… #324 S. Anthony talks about taking a week off from podcasting for the first time ever and how it’s important to take a vacation BEFORE you NEED it Plus… S. Anthony’s “Over the top evil theory” Check this episode out, spread the word about…
Beautiful Quicksand and a “First Five” Update (#323)
Jun 10, 2018 • 51 min
In this episode… #323 S. Anthony makes an important update to the episode “First Five #321” Tells the story of his choice to avoid “Beautiful Quicksand” Talks about a funny trip to the corner store Check this episode out, spread the word about this show…
Lonely Sundays & Hot Coals (#322)
Jun 3, 2018 • 48 min
In this episode… #322 S. Anthony talks about everyone’s need of a day off from everyday life and how your barbecue grill can teach you a lot about your personal relationships Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
First Five (#321)
May 27, 2018 • 71 min
In this episode… #321 S. Anthony finds out that most of the new members of his #BastidArmy started listening in the last year, so he put his First Five episodes together for their listening pleasure. See where it all started! Check this episode out,…
Beware The Mental Bodyguard (#320)
May 20, 2018 • 44 min
In this episode… #320 S. Anthony warns you about your “Mental Bodyguard” S. Anthony talks about people who do bad things to others without thinking about the consequences Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
The Truth, Mother’s Day & Hater Friends (#319)
May 13, 2018 • 42 min
In this episode… #319 S. Anthony doesn’t like people around him who aren’t honest A Happy Mother’s Day Message Hater Friends Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
Cop Stops & Granny Sweetbutt (#318)
May 6, 2018 • 45 min
In this episode… #318 How having personal rituals can keep you out of trouble The Return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 45:09 Show…
#BastidArmy Favorites (#317)
Apr 29, 2018 • 81 min
In this episode… #317 Some of the #BastidArmy’s favorite clips: Sour Cream Butt #152 The Mafia Boss Called Old Age #148 Dollar Store Disrespect #180 Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
The Big Five Oooh! (#316)
Apr 22, 2018 • 44 min
In this episode… #316 S. Anthony talks about: Hitting the big 50 and friends who take advantage of you Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 44:53 Show Store:…
Starbucks & Super Sexy Cops (#315)
Apr 15, 2018 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: The Starbucks controversy and a super sexy cop Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 46:30 Show Store:…
Conor McGregor & Conspiracy Theories (#314)
Apr 8, 2018 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: The Conor McGregor bus incident & Weird conspiracy theories Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 46:34 Show Store:…
Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313)
Apr 1, 2018 • 43 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: The struggles and joys of being two generations away from getting butt whippings The theory that body fat is ruining your life… on purpose Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
Slaps, Vegans & Facebook Data (#312)
Mar 25, 2018 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: Seeing a guy he hates get slapped… and feeling guilty for enjoying it A Guilty Vegan Friend How we should check out our friends on Facebook to see if they’re nuts Check this episode out, spread the word about this…
I Am… THE CHOCOLATE TICKET! (#311)
Mar 18, 2018 • 47 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: How he became THE CHOCOLATE TICKET Technology taking over our homes… and maybe even more Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Wait a SECOND! (#310)
Mar 11, 2018 • 45 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: Losing an hour for Daylight Savings Time SUCKS! The Dirty Basketball Play that went viral & A near bar brawl ”Wait A SECOND!” aka The GREATEST SEX STORY EVER! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show…
The Severely Sleep Deprived Episode (#309)
Mar 4, 2018 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: Sweet tree lovin’ and evil plants A weird nephew story The Granny Sweetbutt tag team Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
The Legend of “Blook” & “Puddin’” (#308)
Feb 25, 2018 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about: A fight outside of a corner store that created “Blook” The origin of “Puddin” People that cross boundaries Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Outtakes And Extras (#307)
Feb 18, 2018 • 120 min
In this episode… S. Anthony releases some outtakes from shows you never got to hear Snow Days & Dentists Kids plot against you Stress tests & Mad People The Club & Workout Pain Pills Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
S. Anthony Is PERVPROOF! (#306)
Feb 11, 2018 • 44 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about passing his own “I’m NOT a pervert test”, the disrespecting of Winter Olympics Athletes… and the return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
Eagles…Super Bowl CHAMPS! (#305)
Feb 5, 2018 • 35 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the Eagles being Super Bowl Champs and an embarrassing basketball story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 35:15 Show…
Me Happy = Wrong & Granny Sweetbutt Returns (#304)
Jan 28, 2018 • 47 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how an old girlfriend thought S. Anthony being too happy was a bad thing The return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
#SAnthonyHelpsYOU (#303)
Jan 21, 2018 • 45 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how to use a cab like a genius. How to use 7-11 to find out if your boyfriend or girlfriend is nuts The “bluetooth improv” story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Hawaii Nuke Scare And Being My Own Best Friend (#302)
Jan 14, 2018 • 38 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the nuclear scare in Hawaii and his choice to become his own best friend Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 38:45 Show…
Hi Facebook! Bye Facebook? (#301)
Jan 7, 2018 • 49 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his recent big problem with Facebook and his theory that many times threats are more effective than actually following through on the threat. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
Eff Resolutions & I Could Never Be In A Cult (#300)
Dec 31, 2017 • 48 min
In this episode… (Number 300!!!!!) S. Anthony talks about his hatred of New Year’s Resolutions and how he could never be in a cult. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
The Comedian’s Gift (#299)
Dec 24, 2017 • 49 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells the story of getting horrible delivery service, a telemarketing horror story and how the comedian’s gift can’t be transferred to other people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
I Was In The E.R. For 11hrs (#298)
Dec 17, 2017 • 44 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells the story of being stuck in the E.R. for ELEVEN HOURS!!!! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 44:23 Show Store:…
Bullies, Slavery, Kids Cereal and Me (#297)
Dec 10, 2017 • 32 min
[SPECIAL EDITION: A mini episode] In this episode… S. Anthony talks about seeing a video online about a kid being bullied, and how it brings back bad memories for him. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
The Good and Bad Of Oldbastidness (#296)
Dec 3, 2017 • 49 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the GOOD and BAD of being an older guy. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 49:17 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays…
Updates, My Ex & Weekday Drama (#295)
Nov 26, 2017 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about updating himself like a computer, running into an ex and how people treat each day of the week differently. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Juries, Trust & Weight Loss (#294)
Nov 19, 2017 • 51 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about jury duty, trusting people with your personal things and losing 25 pounds Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 51:36 Show…
Sweetbutt & Tinkleteeth (#293)
Nov 12, 2017 • 48 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the return of Granny Sweetbutt and her new friend Tinkleteeth His theory that older people should have rites of passage too Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
A Bug On My Sandwich (#292)
Nov 5, 2017 • 47 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about finding a bug on his sandwich and the difference between what he did as a teen, vs what he’d do now. His battle to the death with bugs in his home Fear of returning to something you were really good at after a long…
I’m 49, SO WHAT!? (#291)
Oct 29, 2017 • 43 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about turning 49 years old and evil people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 43:06 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays…
4 Year Anniversary! (#290)
Oct 22, 2017 • 53 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about this show being 4 years old, revenge, and lame New Year’s resolutions Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 53:10 Show…
The Comment Section (#289)
Oct 15, 2017 • 50 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his theory that the comment section on the internet is just a typed out version of the real world An embarrassing cake story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
Meanness & RIP Nephews (#288)
Oct 8, 2017 • 45 min
In this episode… A normal podcasting day turns into a horrible day after one phone call… RIP Nephew. You will be missed. Running Time 45:29
To Forgive Or Erase (#287)
Oct 1, 2017 • 46 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about making the decision to either forgive someone for doing something horrible to him or… erase them from his life How empathy is better than immediate anger Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Serious Stuff and the Pizza Kisser (#286)
Sep 25, 2017 • 47 min
In this episode… S. Anthony gets serious and talks about bigots on Facebook and the return of the pizza kisser Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Promos for @ItsBRob &…
Canelo vs GGG, Talking Pills & Me (#285)
Sep 17, 2017 • 46 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… The GGG vs Canelo fight and how it’s one of many things sucking the joy of watching sports out of him The strangest story of talking pills and dreading things you will ever hear Check this episode out, spread the…
Hide ME! (#284)
Sep 10, 2017 • 45 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Being the last generation who could lose contact with people and how robots and computers SHOULD probably take over everything Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
The Emotional Concussion Protocol (#283)
Sep 3, 2017 • 48 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… How people should have to go through an Emotional Concussion Protocol before they make decisions that can harm them How going “Cold Turkey” is a good idea sometimes Check this episode out, spread the word about…
Mayweather, McGregor & Dead Cats (#282)
Aug 27, 2017 • 45 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… The big Mayweather Vs McGregor fight… AND a cat killing neighbor How the internet is like the old encyclopedias he had as a kid… with a few big differences Check this episode out, spread the word about this show…
Piece Of Crap Relative Island (#281)
Aug 20, 2017 • 48 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… His dream of putting all of our “Piece of crap relatives” on an island so we no longer have to deal with them His theory that being lazy by choice can sometimes come in really handy People who buy fake eclipse…
Vertigo… for EVERYBODY! (#280)
Aug 14, 2017 • 43 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… His recent trip to the ER How weird it is to NOT use money to pay for things Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 43:57…
BEST. IDEA. EVER! (#279)
Aug 6, 2017 • 57 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Using things designed for old people even when you’re young. The BEST… IDEA… EVER! Being hit on by young women as an old guy Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Baby Spit and Dirty Garages (#278)
Jul 30, 2017 • 50 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… His new weight loss journey and his dirty garage His theory that babies spit on us on purpose Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
Black Friday EVERYWHERE! (#277)
Jul 23, 2017 • 45 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Getting kicked off of insurance because you’re too old and how repair contracts are like emotionally abusive relationships How Black Friday and your everyday life are more alike than you think Check this episode…
Three’s Company… Yum! (#276)
Jul 16, 2017 • 52 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… His love for Janet on Three’s Company and an embarrassing Doctor’s visit Moments of greatness… and how they might not be as great as you think Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
N-Words, Porn Stars & Exterminators (#275)
Jul 9, 2017 • 55 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… A porn star saying the N-Word during a rap song and people saying the same word during Karaoke and… The strangest story about switching exterminators you will have ever heard! Check this episode out, spread the…
Flirting, Netflix & Witness Protection (#274)
Jul 2, 2017 • 56 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Sport Flirting vs Real Flirting The Witness Protection Program A Friend Named Netflix Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Best Of 2013 to 2016 (#273)
Jun 25, 2017 • 159 min
This is a BEST OF episode containing clips from shows released between 2013 and 2016. These are the ones that generated the most email and requests THANKS! Enjoy! Running Time 159:00 Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays Support the show:…
Black Like ME (#272)
Jun 18, 2017 • 52 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Philando Castile Getting pulled over recently Other black guy stuff (Don’t worry, you don’t have to be a black guy to enjoy this episode) Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
Homeless S., & RIP Uncle Jimmy (#271)
Jun 11, 2017 • 45 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… People who try to make you feel bad so they’ll feel better Being homeless for a night and how it changed his feelings about homeless people The passing of his Uncle Check this episode out, spread the word about…
My Near Goodbye: A Mini Episode (#270)
Jun 4, 2017 • 18 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Giving serious consideration to quiting podcasting and comedy… and why he chose not to Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Chest Yummies & Sewer Rats (#269)
May 28, 2017 • 55 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Man advice for the under 30 crowd about Chest Yummies, Buttocks Cheeks and how to be affectionate with your lady without being a pervert Sewer Rats in big cities vs Wild Animals Check this episode out, spread the…
BoomBoomJigety And Manipulation (#268)
May 21, 2017 • 61 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… A guy who avoided S. Anthony for years because he owes S. Anthony $40, and his theory that owed money is like a gift card How people are manipulated by loved ones and friends Check this episode out, spread the word…
Mother’s Day Confessions (#267)
May 14, 2017 • 53 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… Mother’s Day (And this somehow becomes a weird confession story) The lies we tell people we love like, “If I could feel the pain for you I would!” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Granny Sweetbutt (#266)
May 7, 2017 • 57 min
In this episode, S. Anthony talks about… A couple of young guys talking badly about a lady soon to be known as “Granny Sweetbutt” The fact that people usually ask too few questions when those extra questions are really important to ask What being…
A Dog Named “Kid Eater” (#265)
Apr 30, 2017 • 62 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… How people learn to live without things… like he learned to live without stand up comedy. (FYI, he’s about to make a return to stand up soon) Being pulled over by a police officer for no reason A dog named “Kid…
The Can’t Take A Hint Society (#264)
Apr 23, 2017 • 54 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… Finding an old grilled cheese with bacon sandwich hidden in his office and whether he should eat it or not. His theory that the world doesn’t give a crap about people The “Can’t take a hint society” Check this…
Eff EVERYBODY! (#263)
Apr 16, 2017 • 53 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about his theory that everyone has a personal holiday called “Eff EVERYONE Day” and how we all have superpowers… but we don’t always need to use them Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
Dum Dum McTroubleStarter (#262)
Apr 9, 2017 • 61 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the truth of being 48 years old, his dentist horror story and the story of “Dum Dum McTroubleStarter” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
S-Town And Printer Hate (#261)
Apr 2, 2017 • 53 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells stories about how listening to the podcast “S-Town” made him change the way he thought about things and his hatred for printers Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate…
Yeeeeeah Jack! (#260)
Mar 26, 2017 • 53 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about the need to have a “Yeeeeeah Jack!” life and feeling guilty about wishing bad things on people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
He Made It To 45? (#259)
Mar 19, 2017 • 55 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how much winter sucks and how snow is like an ex that keeps coming back into your life to ruin things The story of a neighborhood guy who surprised everyone by making it to 45 years old before dying The similarities…
BoyfriHusband? Me? (#258)
Mar 12, 2017 • 54 min
In this episode… S. Anthony talks about how he found out he had moved into the “BoyfriHusband” category, whoppers and treadmills, and an idiot almost smashes into the mighty Toyota Camry Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Sandwich Banger (#257)
Mar 5, 2017 • 57 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells a fast food horror story that quickly goes off the rails and becomes a story about a friend who admits to being a “Food Banger”. S. Anthony talks about how hard it is for comedians to be taken seriously and… a close call…
Junk Food Bachelor Party (#256)
Feb 26, 2017 • 56 min
In this episode… S. Anthony tells the story behind his decision to make the last Monday of this February his “Junk Food Bachelor Party” and how all bachelor parties are the same. He also tells the story of “Doctor Greedenstein”, a notorious former…
Boob Fatigue (#255)
Feb 19, 2017 • 56 min
In this episode S. Anthony Says… We all need a place to hide from people who waste our time with their crap Don’t choose a mate based on body parts Birds are pieces of crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
The Revenge Menu (#254)
Feb 12, 2017 • 62 min
In this episode S. Anthony… Talks about shame eating Theorizes that everyone has a revenge menu Goes on a Valentine’s day rant Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running…
Super Bowl Party Horror (#253)
Feb 5, 2017 • 57 min
In this episode S. Anthony… Tells his Super Bowl Horror Story and tells the story of the universe trying to ruin his diet Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time…
Sundays Without Football Suck! (#252)
Jan 29, 2017 • 52 min
In this episode S. Anthony says… The tough guy persona is like having “The Club” on your steering wheel Sundays WITHOUT Football suck Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!)…
Punchy McKicksalot (#251)
Jan 22, 2017 • 56 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… The similarities between his Facebook page and America’s current politics and how your body sometimes belongs to other people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Armpit Water (#250)
Jan 15, 2017 • 59 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… His recent run in with a bully from school who didn’t remember being a bully and how his face always spills the beans on what he’s really feeling Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Snow Spots & My Old Ex (#249)
Jan 8, 2017 • 55 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… His recent battle “to the death” over his “snow parking spot” and running into his old cheating ex Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Pterodactyl Droppings (#248)
Jan 1, 2017 • 55 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… Everyone needing to have a special treat just for themselves (And the crazy things we all do to make sure we get them) Little things that hurt his feelings when he was younger, but make him laugh his butt off now…
Christmas And Kid Spit (#247)
Dec 26, 2016 • 56 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… What Christmas REALLY means, and it’s not what you think The Dangers of Kid Spit How your body is a bastard Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Fix My Stuff Man! (#246)
Dec 18, 2016 • 57 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… His passive aggressive battle of wills with a guy that owes him, but won’t pay up An idiot driver who almost smashed into the mighty Toyota Camry Teaching some young punk a lesson Check this episode out, spread the…
Hands Off The Baby Seals! (#245)
Dec 11, 2016 • 57 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… How social media, American Idol, huge dogs and politicians are alike How people shouldn’t believe their friends who tell them they should be comedians How important it is to get “Tip Face” from people who touch your…
Resolutions & Tapouts (#244)
Dec 4, 2016 • 60 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… How having new year’s resolutions is stupid How we should let athletes and sports teams tap out How we should accept people’s limitations Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
Things You CAN’T Unsee (#243)
Nov 27, 2016 • 58 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about… Thanksgiving with your family Seeing something he can NEVER unsee The little things that stop you from doing fun things for yourself How social media makes it easy to contact the people we love… but also less likely…
Punk Whine (#242)
Nov 20, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode S. Anthony… Whines like a punk about stuff. (Yes, he just complains for an hour… but it’s funny.) Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 63:59…
Drunk Uncles, Pies & Elections (#241)
Nov 13, 2016 • 59 min
In this episode S. Anthony Says… Elections are like being at a party with your drunk uncle Sometimes you should just stick to being good at one thing Junk food will try to get you in trouble Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
SatisfAssBust (#240)
Nov 6, 2016 • 65 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about: Real friends warning you when you’re wrong even if you’ll be pissed off How to “SatisfAssBust” (Just listen, it makes sense when he explains it) Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Razor Blade Cupcake (#239)
Oct 30, 2016 • 60 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about: The birthday gift of getting hit on by a hot twentysomething… and how it wasn’t as good as he thought How his cellphone brutally assassinated almost all of his other electronics Check this episode out, spread the…
Third Anniversary Show (#238)
Oct 23, 2016 • 64 min
In this episode S. Anthony talks about: How tough it is to realize a big change has happened to you until your pattern is broken How your life is a reality TV show Getting to year three in podcasting The crab cake Nazi Check this episode out, spread the…
Bugs are Bastids & RIP Uncle Jr (#237)
Oct 16, 2016 • 64 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about how the bugs in his old apartment tried to kill him How he almost lost his love of comedy and podcasting He pays tribute to his recently deceased uncle Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Bad Teeth and Bad Friends (#236)
Oct 9, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about his recent trip to his new dentist… who has the world’s greatest dental hygienist (who changed S. Anthony’s life) How people you know can say or do something that will change the way you look at them forever How…
Know Your Value (#235)
Oct 2, 2016 • 66 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about not wasting your personal time, one of the weirdest girlfriends he’s ever had and he compares politicians to doctors, retail stores and restaurants. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
I Admit NOTHING! (#234)
Sep 25, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about smartphones having so much secret info on us, they’re like having a spy in our pockets and he shares a personal story about how to be better at everything. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
My Weirdest Show (#233)
Sep 18, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about everything from his recent car accident, to how a friend was freaked out when he realized his daughter was sexually active. Don’t miss this one! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
My Humiliation Story (#232)
Sep 11, 2016 • 64 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about his most humiliating day as an adult, and tells the story of a friend who was upset at his fat doctor for telling him that he was fat Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
Hostages, Kaepernick & Armpits (#231)
Sep 4, 2016 • 71 min
In this episode: S. Anthony talks about everyday hostage situations, Colin Kaepernick, and how people get more disgusting and weird the longer you’re in relationships with them. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
UFC vs NFL and a Yummy Lady (#230)
Aug 28, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: S. Anthony complains about having to move his car at 8am on a Saturday after a late night out, meeting a delicious woman… with a surprise personality, the UFC vs the NFL, kids who won’t stop bothering you and how dads get ignored after…
Love, Lies and Lochte (#229)
Aug 21, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about Ryan Lochte and how he broke the Dude Rule, “Don’t leave your boys behind (To face trouble without you)” I tell the story of an ex who used sex stories about her previous boyfriend to annoy me… and how it backfired on her I…
The Underbreath Police (#228)
Aug 14, 2016 • 68 min
In this episode: I make the argument that you are a teenager and your brain is the parent. I engage in a thought experiment where there is a special police force that fines people for saying stupid things under their breath. I celebrate the return of NFL…
4 Pissed Fat Dudes And ME (#227)
Aug 7, 2016 • 61 min
In this episode: A young man on my block tries to prank the local restaurant’s delivery guy which almost sparks a huge fight with four of my neighbors and my disappointment with real life friends and childhood heroes. Check this episode out, spread the…
Old and Slick (#226)
Jul 31, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: I talk about how old age is unstoppable and undefeated and how much I hate people who try to be too slick for their own good. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Trolls and Goals (#225)
Jul 24, 2016 • 64 min
In this episode: I talk about Twitter and Facebook trolls, reaching goals and getting tortured by your friends Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 64:29…
Guard Your Egg (#224)
Jul 17, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: I talk about people taking credit for your good deeds, a young family member trash talking the video games I had as a kid and protecting your “dream egg” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
Comedy and Tragedy (#223)
Jul 10, 2016 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about the caste system in traffic and supermarkets, add on friends and the tragedies involving Philando Castile, Alton Sterling and the Dallas police Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
Shame, BBQs & Smartphones
Jul 3, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: I talk about the shame of being seen by someone from your past when you look like crap, finding your own path and my smartphone taking over my life. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
My Tires Are Racist (#221)
Jun 26, 2016 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about how I think my tires are against me, my distaste for catcallers and tragedy fatigue. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 66:43…
Advice From S. (#220)
Jun 19, 2016 • 65 min
In this episode: I talk about getting my first smartphone… which happened this month, losing weight and how at 47 years old I just don’t give a crap about stupid things Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
DropKickAble (#219)
Jun 12, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about my theory that we all have people we want to drop kick, ungrateful people and how we shouldn’t be ashamed of everything. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars…
Store Wars and RIP Ali (#218)
Jun 5, 2016 • 60 min
In this episode: I talk about a big fight at the cellphone store, my advice to a young guy about being the boyfriend that follows the a-hole boyfriend and I say goodbye to Muhammad Ali Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Pee Pee Back (#217)
May 29, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about watching people you know get into Facebook fights, weird things people do that make you look at them a different way and the choice between a 9 to 5 job and doing comedy Check this episode out, spread the word about this show…
Dogs and Jenga (#216)
May 22, 2016 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about my search for the perfect dog, reliable people, how your life is like the game Jenga and being a comic in a relationship Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars…
Nude Beaches and Scumbags (#215)
May 15, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: I talk about Nude beaches, Scumbag relatives and friends, plus a segment about Doctors being sneaky Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time…
Fun Blasters (#214)
May 8, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: I talk about Fun Blasters (people who are always standing in the way of your fun), Emotional Violence, Chronic Pain & Prince Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Test Begging (#213)
May 1, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: I talk about test begging, how being an early adopter sucks and how having friends who have different beliefs can be tough Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Complaints and a Goodbye to Prince (#212)
Apr 24, 2016 • 68 min
In this episode: Complaints and a Goodbye to Prince Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 68:23 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme…
I’m Old (#211)
Apr 17, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: I talk about getting my butt kicked by a washer and dryer and giving advice to a couple of friends who should be a couple Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Shut Up Grandma (#210)
Apr 10, 2016 • 64 min
In this episode: I talk about how we should stop letting people make us feel bad and I tell a story of supermarket shame Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time…
The 50 Bang Theory (#209)
Apr 3, 2016 • 69 min
In this episode: I talk about how we are all something’s “Bitch”, my famous “50 bang theory” and the thing we all desire the most. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :)…
A Can of Soup to the Nose (#208)
Mar 27, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about how a “Sail through Sunday” can turn into a Sunday that sucks Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:10 Follow me on twitter:…
Jealousy and Shrinkage (#207)
Mar 21, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about Jealousy, an old friend’s shrinkage and having too much social media Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:17 Follow me on…
Super Gross Family (#206)
Mar 14, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about a Super Gross Family and other weird crap. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:56 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
Me Ranting and Rambling (#205)
Mar 7, 2016 • 63 min
In this episode: I Rant and Ramble for an hour. Yup. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:51 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme…
“Whine” Tasting (#204)
Feb 29, 2016 • 65 min
In this episode: I talk about “Whine” Tasting AKA listening to your whining friends, utility company bullies and the Oscars Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running…
YOUR Dirty Mind (#203)
Feb 22, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: I talk about YOUR dirty mind! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 62:37 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go…
Valentine’s Day Sucks! (#202)
Feb 15, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: I talk about how Valentine’s Day sucks and the importance of privacy Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 67:18 Follow me on twitter:…
Post Milestone Blues(#201)
Feb 8, 2016 • 61 min
In this episode: I talk about having “post milestone blues” after the high of reaching my 200th episode. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 61:32 Follow me…
Episode Two Hundred! Yay! (#200)
Feb 1, 2016 • 59 min
In this episode: Episode 200! Yay! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 59:58 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC…
Blizzards and Oscars (#199)
Jan 25, 2016 • 62 min
In this episode: The Blizzard of 2016 and the Oscar boycott Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 62:18 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas…
Shame is GOOD! (#198)
Jan 18, 2016 • 67 min
In this episode: Making an escape “Key” and my theory that shame is GOOD! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 67:24 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
Don’t Wear Out Your Welcome (#197)
Jan 11, 2016 • 61 min
In this episode: Don’t wear out your welcome! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 61:14 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go…
Me Rambling Like An Idiot (#196)
Jan 4, 2016 • 59 min
In this episode: I ramble like an idiot as I think about 2016. ENJOY! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 59:35 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
It’s Over For Ya! (#195)
Dec 28, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about the end of 2015, how bad it feels when good things happen too late and how you have a 10 to 12 year window to be a sex symbol or a top athlete. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
Me, jealous? Nah. (#194)
Dec 21, 2015 • 64 min
In this episode: I talk about how you shouldn’t be jealous of other people because you don’t know what is going behind the scenes, being pissed at the neighborhood cats and a parking spot stealing piece of crap. Check this episode out, spread the word…
You are NOT an A-Hole (#193)
Dec 14, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about my theory that most people are not A-Holes, how much the “flirting musical chairs game” sucks and how people should have “Check engine lights” Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe…
Bup Bup Buped By A Cop (#192)
Dec 7, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode: I talk about getting pulled over by a police officer who “Bup, bup, buped” me, how much lazy people annoy me and other cool stuff! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Delicious Cupcakes & Me (#191)
Nov 30, 2015 • 61 min
In this episode: I talk about my car inspection and how it’s weird when good service seems out of the ordinary A recent upsetting Facebook unfriending My “pledge” to get in shape and eat right Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
Old Dudes, STOP IT! (#190)
Nov 23, 2015 • 63 min
In this episode: I talk about how regular people audition the same way people in show business do. My story about old guys hitting on an uninterested 25 year old. The worst places I’ve ever lived. I command you all to stop dissing my tuna hoagies! Check…
My Camry, Ronda Rousey & Paris (#189)
Nov 16, 2015 • 64 min
In this episode: I talk about how my Camry was ruined by a $2 part, The Ronda Rousey fight and how I can relate to it and the Paris attack Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
It’s Okay to “Take an L” (#188)
Nov 9, 2015 • 83 min
In this episode: I talk about the fact that what’s important to you is not always important to other people, how it’s okay to lose (sometimes) and how tough personal demons are to beat. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Don’t Judge Me Ya Bastids! (#187)
Nov 2, 2015 • 65 min
In this episode: I talk about getting treated like crap because I shaved my face badly, how we get sentimental about stupid crap and how things that seem easy aren’t always actually easy Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember…
Tuna Hoagies and Barbecue Sauce (#186)
Oct 26, 2015 • 63 min
In this episode: Low Cal Ass Whippings Tuna Hoagies with Barbecue Sauce Talking Behind People’s Back Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:35 Follow me on…
Meeting My Dad & My Amazon Rant (#185)
Oct 19, 2015 • 74 min
In this episode: Meeting My Dad My Amazon Rant Don’t Rob ME Ran Into An Ex Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 74:48 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
The Eviction Countdown (#184)
Oct 12, 2015 • 63 min
In this episode: The Eviction Countdown Crew Development Doing things for the right reason Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:18 Follow me on twitter:…
The Love Drug (#183)
Oct 5, 2015 • 64 min
In this episode: The Love Drug The Chill Option Soft Hypocrisy Being Alone Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) Running Time 64:43 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
Pre-Pissed Off (#182)
Sep 28, 2015 • 69 min
In this episode: I tell a scary McDonald’s story Why it’s best to never allow yourself to get “Pre-Pissed Off” The world doesn’t give a crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Approval Eyes (#181)
Sep 21, 2015 • 65 min
In this episode: I fantasize about the creation of a “Love Detection Machine” I talk about people having “Approval Eyes” I tell people to stop being greedy when it comes to giving your woman compliments Check this episode out, spread the word about this…
Dollar Store Disrespect (#180)
Sep 14, 2015 • 60 min
In this episode: Dollar Store Disrespect Old People Have No Filter A Man Can Dream Can’t He? Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 60:07 Follow me on twitter:…
Trash Truck Juice (#179)
Sep 7, 2015 • 63 min
In this episode: Trash Truck Juice You Can’t Help Everybody Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 63:30 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas…
Lazy… or Stupid? (#178)
Aug 31, 2015 • 61 min
In this episode: Lazy… or Stupid? Flirting… DON’T do it! Old People Know Stuff Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya #Bastids!) :) Running Time 61:35 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays…
I’m wearing Rooster Drawers Man! (#177)
Aug 24, 2015 • 70 min
In this episode: I’m wearing rooster drawers man!!! Pushing through the tough times Getting rid of people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 70:08 Follow me…
A Microwave Strapped to the Buttocks (#176)
Aug 17, 2015 • 63 min
In this episode: A weight loss challenge Poof! You’re an a-hole! A microwave strapped to the buttocks Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 63:28 Follow me on…
Complaint Travel Pack (#175)
Aug 10, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode: Talking with your FACE and NOT your MOUTH Bad Optics Complaint Travel Pack Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 66:56 Follow me on twitter:…
Dash Cam Hate Speech (#174)
Aug 3, 2015 • 67 min
In this episode: Dash Cam Hate Speech Yard work! Secret Crappy People Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 67:38 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &…
No more porn for ME! (#173)
Jul 27, 2015 • 65 min
In this episode: I’m done with porn Eating weird crap What’s really worth the wait? Sandra Bland Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 65:57 Follow me on…
Is S. Anthony afraid to do stand up again? (#172)
Jul 20, 2015 • 69 min
In this episode: Is S. Anthony afraid to return to stand up comedy? A war with your brain My dream woman on the bus Defer to someone who knows more that you Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5…
I am NOT your water ho! (#171)
Jul 13, 2015 • 72 min
In this episode: The war between humans and roaches has begun! I am NOT your water ho! Weaponized bad feelings Crushed Cupcakes Part 2 (The origin story) Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5…
The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks (#170)
Jul 6, 2015 • 68 min
In this episode: The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks Old guy Nuts Sometimes you just want people to Shut up Online Trolls Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time…
No, YOU’RE too old for her! & N word prizes? (#169)
Jun 29, 2015 • 68 min
In this episode: Everyone has a “Filter” I love it when A-Holes get what’s coming to them “N word” Prizes? Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 68:55 Follow me…
Hot Dog Cart Man, Lying Doctors & Bigots (#168)
Jun 22, 2015 • 68 min
In this episode: Science sucks sometimes It’s hard to shock a comedian, but it can be done The church shooting Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 68:14…
I love my car’s air conditioner more than I love most people (#167)
Jun 15, 2015 • 71 min
In this episode: Sometimes the breeze through your car isn’t refreshing…it’s EVIL! Things that annoy me I have the kind of face that makes people tell me things about themselves I really don’t want to know Check this episode out, spread the word about…
Desert Islands, Lost love & Caitlyn Jenner (#166)
Jun 9, 2015 • 68 min
In this episode: Don’t you wish you could go to a desert island and hide from people? You can fall out of love with your family and friends too Caitlyn Jenner Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.…
Fatigue, Floods & Buttocks Air (#165)
Jun 1, 2015 • 72 min
In this episode: My back tries to get the rest of my body to mutiny against me Friendships have levels My flooded basement leads to a crazy theory Friends that are at my place way too much Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and…
You DON’T want to know! (#164)
May 25, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode: My theory that you really don’t want to know EVERYTHING Angry a-holes getting what they deserve Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 66:17…
You don’t taste good anymore (#163)
May 18, 2015 • 68 min
In this episode: My theory that You don’t “taste good” anymore to someone People also have potential defects that require a recall People should not try to relate to each other with lame attempts to do accents. Check this episode out, spread the word…
Back Pain is a BULLY! (#162)
May 12, 2015 • 71 min
In this episode: My theory that back pain is a bully, Relationship development deals & The Illuminati… is not interested in me Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running…
YOUR car is YOUR rolling KINGDOM! (#161)
May 4, 2015 • 67 min
In this episode: Your car is your rolling kingdom, The grass on the other side of the fence is not greener, Is there really any pure joy for adults? Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
Shopping Sucks! (#160)
Apr 28, 2015 • 73 min
In this episode… Shopping sucks!, Getting Rejected on the genetic level, I’m mad at movies and TV, Feeling bad sucks! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time…
Exit interview? Hell no! (#159)
Apr 20, 2015 • 67 min
In this episode… Trees are NOT your friend, People doing really dumb things, Not carrying baggage, and my theory on NOT doing Exit Interviews Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya…
EVERYTHING is flirting (#158)
Apr 13, 2015 • 71 min
In this episode, Stopping SWAG, My first adult film, If it ain’t broke don’t fix it and my theory that EVERYTHING is flirting. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running…
Get out punk! (#157)
Apr 7, 2015 • 65 min
In this episode, Computer cookies need to shut up, Unchecked power, Not overstaying your welcome and Situational Awareness Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time…
Relationship Practice Dummy (#156)
Mar 31, 2015 • 67 min
In this episode, Being a Relationship Practice Dummy, Being the Old guy at the gym, Being Pissed at people you love, the idiocy of the Slippery Slope argument. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.…
YOU are an app (#155)
Mar 23, 2015 • 71 min
In this episode, I talk about my theory that you are an app, how I became “Master of my domain”, how important reputations are and how it’s important to not be a dick. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
Go ahead, wish bad stuff on your worst enemy (#154)
Mar 16, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode, I talk about how we are like tea kettles, how fragile our personal ecosystems are, how the real world is better than the fake crap and my theory that it’s okay to wish bad things on your worst enemies. Check this episode out, spread the…
Outtakes and Extras (#153)
Mar 9, 2015 • 81 min
In this episode, Outtakes and Extras. You asked for them, you got them, the segments are: The Wet Undies Story, Destroying friends is FUN!, Stolen Time, Free Parking Meter time for an A-hole, The Hot Nurse. Check this episode out, spread the word about…
Sour Cream Butt (#152)
Mar 2, 2015 • 66 min
In this episode, I talk about “Sour Cream Butt”, how sometimes it’s more fun to get what you WANT instead of what you NEED, my goodbye to Radio Shack and my Impulse control theory. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to…
I love ya, but still go bleep yourself (#151)
Feb 24, 2015 • 65 min
In this episode, I talk about my theory that we all have things that we count on as “Go Tos”, how we have “busy work” in the office and real life, how you can love someone and still want to tell them to go bleep themselves, and how we all hate to be used…
The Evil Person Grade Curve (#150)
Feb 17, 2015 • 75 min
In this episode, I talk about the evil person grade curve, the testicle SWAT team, doing bad things, having a vent room & I thank people for listening to my 150th show! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and…
A Flying Ketchup Bottle to the Face (#149)
Feb 11, 2015 • 67 min
In this episode, I talk about dumb excuses, the worst gig ever, family visits and people who talk too much. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it. (5 stars ya bastids!) :) Running Time 67:29 Follow…
The Mafia Boss called Old Age (#148)
Feb 3, 2015 • 77 min
In this episode, I talk about people that take advantage of you doing favors for them, my new doctor’s resemblance to one of my ex girlfriends, how old age is like a mafia don that you owe money and Pete Carroll among other things. Check this episode out,…
Ever Had a Lion Taste Your face? (#147)
Jan 27, 2015 • 74 min
In this episode, I talk about people that should be fired, the lame snow storm we just had, the difference between family, friends and your spouse, I warn that your pet isn’t always licking you out of love and how I’m not intimidated by super good looking…
The Death of “Kid Filth” (#146)
Jan 21, 2015 • 79 min
In this episode, I give a shoutout to Dan Lizette of THE PODCAST DIGEST, I discuss my latest trip to the DMV, why you should be careful about the kind of people you have around you and the death of “Kid Filth” among other things. Check this episode out,…
The Sun Tzu of getting it on (#145)
Jan 14, 2015 • 75 min
In this episode: Discretion, use it wisely The Sun Tzu of getting it on Bugs SUCK! It’s about YOU! Running Time 75:34 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects…
Moment Milkers must be stopped! (#144)
Jan 7, 2015 • 70 min
In this episode: New Year’s Resolutions and Relationships Moment Milking Getting Rich Awwww Moments Running Time 70:06 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects…
Open Marriages, Mean for no reason (#143)
Dec 31, 2014 • 74 min
In this episode: (My last podcast of 2014) Open Marriages People being Mean for no reason Not being jealous The Shootout Running Time 74:28 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Funny stories, Merry Christmas & Something Serious (#142)
Dec 25, 2014 • 79 min
In this episode: Food Affairs My house loves me Merry Christmas All lives matter Running Time 79:38 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Dumb Greedy vs Smart Greedy (#141)
Dec 17, 2014 • 59 min
In this episode: Dumb greedy vs Smart greedy People in power that think they’re better than you No one listens to people close to them Running Time 59:57 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
The Art of Shutting up (#140)
Dec 9, 2014 • 79 min
In this episode: I finally break down and buy a damned GPS Shotgun Weddings My Junk Food Bachelor Party The Art of Shutting up Running Time 79:34 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Punks, Chumps & Losers (#139)
Dec 2, 2014 • 73 min
In this episode: Punks, Chumps and Losers How you really feel about Thanksgiving Advice from friends Success and the problems that come with it Running Time 73:17 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer…
Comedy and Tragedy (#138)
Nov 25, 2014 • 80 min
In this episode: To hell with Black Friday Time is your “Frenemy” How to “De-Jackass” people Bill Cosby Ferguson Running Time 80:38 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
Embarrassing Stories (#137)
Nov 18, 2014 • 89 min
In this episode: The way you view your weekend tells you what type of life you have We shouldn’t embarrass people Are you surrounded by intelligent people? Friendship Roles We shouldn’t be so quick to judge people Running Time 89:49 Follow me on twitter:…
Politicians, Spouses, Passive Aggression & Apathy (#136)
Nov 11, 2014 • 73 min
In this episode I talk about: How politicians use apathy and spouses use passive aggressiveness Pointergate How Internet trolls suck How Fat is like a disguise Running Time 73:09 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by…
I’m weird for saying this, you’re weirder for listening (#135)
Nov 4, 2014 • 67 min
In this episode I talk about: Why I think Halloween blows My theory that we are all crap I admit to being weird My theory that we should have NFL type officials in real life Running Time 67:20 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme…
I ate WHAT!?! (#134)
Oct 28, 2014 • 70 min
In this episode I talk about: Sports fans acting like idiots The worst lunch truck in the world How everyone engages in Manipulation How I think Window Shopping Sucks Jury Duty and who should be chosen Running Time 70:42 Follow me on twitter:…
Cuteiful Women, Crazy Cats, Rich Bastids and Religion (#133)
Oct 21, 2014 • 74 min
In this episode I talk about: My favorite type of women, the kind that are cute and beautiful at the same time My story of a girlfriend’s crazy ass cat Rich people who act like you are nothing Religious people who won’t stop trying to recruit you My thank…
I have lost my mind, this episode is proof (#132)
Oct 14, 2014 • 70 min
In this episode I talk about: Yoga pants and how to handle them Gender Specific Jobs and how stupid they are Cheating Mail Carriers How people are Assholes on purpose Relationship Meteorologists …and other crazy crap. Running Time 70:39 Follow me on…
NFL = Relationships, Gay Marriage, A Mugging? (#131)
Oct 7, 2014 • 75 min
In this episode: I podcast from my car for the first time I talk about how NFL contracts and most relationships are very similar Gay Marriage I think I was about to be mugged outside of the Chinese food store Running Time 75:43 Follow me on twitter:…
Pre-Consequences, Anvils and Turbos (#130)
Oct 1, 2014 • 65 min
In this episode I talk about: How Pre-Consequences would be better than Consequences How Good looks get you stuff The things you NEVER want to talk about with the old people in your family How Some people are Anvils and some are Turbo Boosts Running Time…
Thieves, Bent iPhones, Guilty Pleasures and Thank Yous (#129)
Sep 24, 2014 • 60 min
In this episode I talk about: How much I hate thieves My Thank you to YOU Guilty Pleasures Bent iPhones and how we shouldn’t be surprised by certain things Running Time 60:37 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC…
Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, Weed and How life is like traffic (#128)
Sep 17, 2014 • 57 min
In this episode I talk about: The Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice scandals Why I think we should legalize Weed My theory that life is like traffic Running Time 57:31 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer…
Famous friends, Jealousy and Finding YOUR Thing (#127)
Sep 10, 2014 • 61 min
In this episode I talk about: How we should listen to our FIRST instinct more often How we shouldn’t call people “Has-Beens” How you shouldn’t be jealous of successful friends How we should find that “Thing” that’s just for us Running Time 61:18 Follow me…
Leaked celeb pics, Ruined Vacations, MMA wannabes (#126)
Sep 3, 2014 • 64 min
In this episode: My limited martial arts experience and the ass whippings that came with it How horrible it is to be sick on vacation How the movie Limitless made me rethink everything The leaked nude celebrity pictures Running Time 64:20 Follow me on…
Listening to this will make you question my sanity (#125)
Aug 27, 2014 • 64 min
In this episode: Have a backup plan My Camry is a HOE Driving Shoes Running Time 64:55 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
IKEA, Getting old and Ferguson (#124)
Aug 20, 2014 • 73 min
In this episode: My effort to help a certain pop star with a problem I talk about my theory that women with IKEA furniture have a secret agenda The REAL way we can tell we’re getting old More thoughts on the situation in Ferguson Running Time 73:39 Follow…
Dumped and Fired on the same day (#123)
Aug 13, 2014 • 77 min
In this episode: Fake orgasms, Saying goodbye to a good buddy, Robin Williams, the tragedy in Ferguson and being dumped and fired on the same day Running Time 77:35 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
Ha! + Shout-outs + Real Talk = THIS Episode (#122)
Aug 6, 2014 • 65 min
In this episode: I shout-out some of my podcast buddies and talk about people who don’t know when to leave well enough alone. Running Time 65:07 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Dumb Bastards, Ray Rice & Prejudging (#121)
Jul 30, 2014 • 53 min
In this episode: I talk about how much I hate “Dumb Bastards” The Ray Rice scandal Not prejudging people Running Time 53:34 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Why am I admitting this? (#120)
Jul 23, 2014 • 54 min
In this episode: I tell an embarrassing and funny story about “trash can cupcakes” I talk about the Tony Dungy and Michael Sam story How people should call out the horrible people in their group How life is always a battle and reality will kick your ass…
Malia, Jada and a Scary Doctor visit (#119)
Jul 16, 2014 • 47 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: The Malia Obama picture “Scandal” My recent scary doctor visit How I think people that were doing the “Jada pose” are horrible Running Time 47:42 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.)…
We are all crash test dummies (#118)
Jul 9, 2014 • 56 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: My theory that we are ALL crash test dummies for our friend’s stupid relationship theories We shouldn’t show off for strangers Lebron, back to Cleveland? Here’s my take on that. Running Time 56:14 Follow me on twitter:…
A Facebook takedown, “Venting” friends who attack YOU, We should stamp “Asshole” on Assholes, The Supreme CwhoreT (#117)
Jul 2, 2014 • 53 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: Facebook manipulating their news feed to manipulate YOU “Venting” friends who attack you My dream of being able to stamp “Asshole” on people who are Assholes The Supreme CwhoreT (#117) Running Time 53:19 Follow me on…
If animals were smart as us… oh shit!, A Jeremy Meeks rant, Money = Auto-tune (#116)
Jun 25, 2014 • 62 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: If animals were as smart as us… oh shit! A Jeremy Meeks rant Money = Auto-tune Running Time 62:23 Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
Being shamed by Idiots, being beaten by your young family members and the Redskins name change controversy (#115)
Jun 18, 2014 • 59 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: People shaming you by saying “You forgot where you came from!” The moment you realize your young relatives are stronger than you The Redskins name change controversy Running Time 59:13 Follow me on twitter:…
Athletes vs Sex Symbols (#114)
Jun 11, 2014 • 49 min
In this episode, I hit these topics: From the Jay Z elevator fight to Lebron James’ cramps, we need an Internet Supreme court to decide who deserves to get negative attention How Old Athletes and Old sex symbols are almost the same How a “Dream” is…
The Great Fast Food Robbery (#113)
Jun 4, 2014 • 49 min
In this episode I hit these topics: The Great Fast Food Robbery Rational People Are Lazy White Shirts Have Super Powers We Should Be Allowed to Slap People Who Are Assholes LISTEN! Running Time 49:01 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays…
Familiarity breeds contempt (#112)
May 29, 2014 • 22 min
I tell a funny tale about my theory of the saying “Familiarity breeds contempt” LISTEN! Running Time 22:12 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Random Rant (#111)
May 27, 2014 • 21 min
In this episode, I talk about how a “twitter egg” is like the friend who’s a part of your circle of friends that is an asshole… and you have no idea how you met him. Running Time 21:12 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Life’s Valet Keys (#110)
May 25, 2014 • 21 min
I got a Valet Key with my new car and it reminded me that we give “Valet Keys” to people in our lives all of the time. LISTEN! Running Time 21:51 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. (#109)
May 22, 2014 • 21 min
So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. You own nothing. Don’t believe me? LISTEN! Running Time 21:05 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
I was an Idiot (#108)
May 20, 2014 • 21 min
I talk about a time in my life, when I was an idiot. LISTEN! Running Time 21:05 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
The “Bad Boy Button” (#107)
May 18, 2014 • 22 min
All “Nice Guys” need a “Bad Boy Button” to push when the time comes. I explain in this podcast. LISTEN! Running Time 22:15 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Making Invisible People Visible (#106)
May 15, 2014 • 21 min
I tell the story of a homeless guy named Tyrone who made me remember how important it is to NOT make people feel invisible. LISTEN! LAUGH! SHARE! Running Time 21:40 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
Bring Back Our Girls. A rant by me (#105)
May 13, 2014 • 20 min
I talk about the people mocking the Bring Back Our Girls campaign and how for the first time in a long time… they made me feel hatred. LISTEN! Running Time 20:32 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays & https://twitter.com/santhonythomas
Live, LIVE, Lívé (#104)
May 11, 2014 • 22 min
Sometimes change is good. Sometimes… it blows. Listen! Running Time 22:02 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
Lies, Heartbreak, and a Crashed Computer (#103)
May 8, 2014 • 22 min
I talk about how we shouldn’t keep all of our eggs in one basket. Running Time 22:38 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
You have to KILL THEM! (#102)
May 6, 2014 • 22 min
In this episode, I make the case for killing the part of you that makes bad decisions. You know, that voice that says, “Do it!”. We all have a voice that tells us, “Don’t do that!” before we do something really stupid. We need to listen to it. We need to…
Learn how to read people, OR ELSE! (#101)
May 4, 2014 • 22 min
Comedian. Work in Perpetual Progress.
The A-Hole Defense Shield (#100)
May 2, 2014 • 21 min
Comedian. Work in Perpetual Progress.
Donald Sterling is a Symptom (#99)
Apr 30, 2014 • 21 min
Comedian. Work in Perpetual Progress.
The Ethnic Tourist & Email Questions (#98)
Apr 28, 2014 • 22 min
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Criminal Activities=Adult Tantrums (#97)
Apr 25, 2014 • 21 min
I think people who commit crimes in many cases are like kids throwing a tantrum in a toy store. “I want it NOW!” LISTEN! Running Time 21:47 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
“The Bundy Ranch Idiocy” (#96)
Apr 23, 2014 • 22 min
Sometimes, the stupid among us do things without looking at the big picture or the consequences. Like those Bundy Ranch people. They picked a fight with the Government. Really? Did they think that through? I don’t think so. Listen! Running Time 23:01…
Screw the stick, give me the carrot! (#95)
Apr 21, 2014 • 23 min
The world will either give you “The Stick” (Crack you in the head), or “The Carrot” (A big reward). You decide by what you do… what you get. Be careful, sometimes if you aren’t careful, a fake “Carrot” can be used to distract you so you can be hit with…
Would YOU take back a cheater? (#94)
Apr 18, 2014 • 22 min
I got suckered into a conversation between two ladies discussing the concept of a person staying with a spouse who cheats. They wanted my opinion… they got it. Running Time 22:49 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by…
Guy calls me the “N” word, my response shocks him (#93)
Apr 16, 2014 • 22 min
This episode is about a crazy guy deciding out of nowhere to pick a fight with my group of friends and calling me the “N” word… he was trying to get to me. My response shocked him. LISTEN! Running Time 22:49 Follow me on twitter:…
“The World” is an ASSHOLE! (#92)
Apr 14, 2014 • 21 min
Some people say that “The world” isn’t fair. I say “The world” never claimed to be fair, but it does claim to be consistent. Yup, “The world” is NOT fair or unfair, but “The world” IS an asshole. I can prove it… LISTEN! Running Time 21:23 Follow me on…
Power. A rant by me. (#91)
Apr 11, 2014 • 22 min
Power is like crack to a drug addict. Some people can’t handle it. A rant by me. Running Time 22:09 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Wasting time is for idiots! (#90)
Apr 9, 2014 • 20 min
In this episode I talk about how we need to value our time. It doesn’t matter if it’s in friendships, careers or marriage… wasting time is for IDIOTS! Running Time 20:08 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
Selfless? No, just less selfish (#89)
Apr 7, 2014 • 23 min
I discuss my theory that there are no selfless people, just people that are less selfish. Running Time 23:11 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Jealousy, Old Balls and Bullets (#88)
Apr 4, 2014 • 22 min
I talk about how jealousy can ruin our lives. Running Time 22:08 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
Hey fear, kiss my ass (#87)
Apr 2, 2014 • 26 min
I tell stories about kicking fear’s ass. Running Time 26:28 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
Horrible relatives & The Dollar Store (#86)
Mar 31, 2014 • 22 min
I talk about people who have horrible, fast living relatives that are bad to be around and I tell a funny Dollar Store story. Running Time 22:53 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
The Stephen Colbert controversy and women out of your league (#85)
Mar 28, 2014 • 27 min
I talk about the Stephen Colbert controversy and how something similar happened to me and I also talk about women being out of a guy’s league. Running Time 27:28 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer…
The TWO types of nudity (#84)
Mar 26, 2014 • 22 min
I talk about the similarities between award shows and new relationships, Super Bowl lovin’ and the TWO types of nudity that a young man needs to learn about if he is living with a girlfriend or wife. Running Time 22:25 Follow me on twitter:…
“(EVERYTHING) Fatigue” (#83)
Mar 24, 2014 • 19 min
I talk about how we can get “(ANYTHING) fatigue”. It doesn’t matter how good or bad it is. Running Time 19:37 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
The Power of TOO and Renaming Lies (#82)
Mar 21, 2014 • 19 min
I talk about the power of the word “TOO” when it’s a part of your life too much and I talk about how we should rename small lies. Running Time 19:04 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Picking the Shiny rock and dating a Lupita Nyong’o “look alike” (#81)
Mar 19, 2014 • 20 min
I talk about a friend who kept breaking my balls because his car was “better” and also about my relationship with a Lupita Nyong’o “look-alike”. Running Time 20:07 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
Computers get to “System Restore”, Humans need to “Update” (#80)
Mar 17, 2014 • 19 min
I talk about how computers can do a system restore and humans can’t… but humans CAN update. LISTEN! Running Time 19:55 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects…
Christie vs Tesla, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and dealing with adversity (#79)
Mar 14, 2014 • 20 min
I talk about Chris Christie helping auto dealers block Tesla motors from selling cars in New Jersey, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and how I deal with adversity. Running Time 20:05 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays…
Don’t co-sign an idiot being an idiot (#78)
Mar 12, 2014 • 19 min
I tell you several tales about idiots doing idiotic things around me and expecting me to co-sign their idiocy. NOPE! Running Time 19:20 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Irrational Obama Hatred and Gay people make things better (#77)
Mar 10, 2014 • 15 min
I talk about a guy on Youtube that got mad at me for unsubscribing to his channel for saying irrational, hateful things about the President and I also talk about my theory that gay people make things better when they move near you. Listen! Subscribe! Tell…
Asshole cab driver and a Crazy ex (#76)
Mar 7, 2014 • 17 min
To answer your email questions, yes I really am recording this podcast while walking down the street wearing headphones. This episode is about an a-hole crooked cab driver that tried to rip me off and an ex girlfriend with a crazy family. ENJOY and…
More from the road with S. Anthony (#75)
Mar 5, 2014 • 13 min
Yes, I’m STILL out of town recording my podcast as I walk down the street. I’ve got more weird stories for you. Listen. Running Time 13:35 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
S. Anthony on the road (#74)
Mar 4, 2014 • 9 min
I’m on the road working on my NEW live stand up show for late this year or early next year. Things have already gotten interesting. Listen. Running Time 09:19 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Food poisoning and Bad relationships (#73)
Mar 2, 2014 • 13 min
My recent bout of food poisoning gave me time to think about what food poisoning and bad relationships have in common. Running Time 13:45 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
The “Go eff yourself card” (#72)
Feb 28, 2014 • 10 min
I think we should get a “Go eff yourself card” for when you need to tell people off and not get in trouble. Running Time 10:58 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Jan Brewer… Arizona… Superhero? Huh? (#71)
Feb 27, 2014 • 16 min
I talk about the veto of the Arizona Anti-Gay bill, big business and doing the right things for the right reasons. Running Time 16:23 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
The grass isn’t always greener knuckleheads!!! (#70)
Feb 26, 2014 • 14 min
I talk about how we should live AND learn from our mistakes and how the grass isn’t always greener on the other side of the fence. Running Time 14:23 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Hatred ISN’T normal - Arizona anti-gay law and other world problems (#69)
Feb 25, 2014 • 10 min
I talk about the potential law in Arizona banning gays from restaurants and the problems of discrimination. Running Time 10:50
Celebrity privacy, Yummy women and Being nice to strangers (#68)
Feb 24, 2014 • 14 min
In this episode, I talk about my theory on celebrity privacy, my love for Sheryl Crow and Serena Williams and how being good to people is infectious. Running Time 14:53 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
A showbiz story and My NEW rules for getting Olympic Medals (#67)
Feb 22, 2014 • 14 min
I tell a cute story about showbiz and how you shouldn’t take things personally and I propose NEW rules about getting medals at the Olympics. Running Time 14:10 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Beautiful Nuts & Old Man Walking (#66)
Feb 20, 2014 • 12 min
I talk about an interesting experience at the gym and helping an old guy even when he didn’t want help. Running Time 12:49 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
You greedy BASTARDS! (#65)
Feb 19, 2014 • 13 min
I answer a listener question and talk about greedy bastards and how they will become embarrassments in history Running Time 13:31 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
Me talking MORE sh*t about The Olympics (#64)
Feb 17, 2014 • 9 min
Yup, I’m talking MORE sh*t about the Olympics. Running Time 09:20 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
A serious moment: The Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn Trial (#63)
Feb 16, 2014 • 9 min
I talk about the Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn trial and the message that it sends. Running Time 09:30 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Gay NFL Players (#62)
Feb 13, 2014 • 10 min
I talk about gay players being in the NFL and how I think those against it happening are on the wrong side of history Running Time 10:12 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
The Two types of poor and Reality is your best and worst friend (#61)
Feb 12, 2014 • 17 min
I talk about the how there are many types of poor people (I’ve been several types of poor) and how “Reality” is your best AND worst friend. Running Time 17:58 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
People need motivation and Overhearing my girlfriend talk about me (#60)
Feb 11, 2014 • 19 min
I talk about how people need motivation to do anything and also about overhearing my girlfriend talk about me to her best friend. Running Time 19:01 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Sex is a drug & Don’t get mad and break YOUR stuff (#59)
Feb 9, 2014 • 18 min
I talk about how relationship sex is like a drug transaction and also how dumb it is to break YOUR stuff when you’re mad at someone else. Running Time 18:52 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony (#58)
Feb 7, 2014 • 17 min
Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony and other weird crap Running Time 17:58 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Food Auditions, DMX vs Zimmerman, Weed and Friends with Benefits (#57)
Feb 6, 2014 • 21 min
I talk about how food auditions to be eaten here in America, the possible DMX vs Zimmerman celebrity boxing match, people who are responsible with beer and weed and my former “Friends with benefits” relationships. Running Time 21:13 Follow me on twitter:…
FOR ADULTS! (#56)
Feb 4, 2014 • 17 min
My stripper story & the “Friend zone” Running Time 17:25 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
Blacksploitation Films and the dangers of having the wrong label (#55)
Feb 3, 2014 • 19 min
I talk about the similarities between “Blacksploitation” films and the danger of giving things and people the wrong labels. Running Time 19:51 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
My recent trip to the Emergency Room (#54)
Feb 2, 2014 • 15 min
I talk about my recent trip to the Emergency Room. Running Time 15:25 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)
Perfection and the “Ass whip quota” (#53)
Jan 31, 2014 • 14 min
I talk about how silly it is to try to be perfect and also about the “Ass whip quota” that some people have. Running Time 14min25sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)
Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52)
Jan 30, 2014 • 9 min
I talk about how the contrived nature of politics is matched only by the contrived nature of marital fights and I tease Florida some more. (Don’t worry Florida, I still like you) Running Time 09min27sec Follow me on twitter:…
Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51)
Jan 28, 2014 • 16 min
This episode talks about the lessons we can learn in life from anything. I literally mean anything from Bruce Lee’s triumphant comeback from an injury to Tiger woods changing his golf swing at the peak of his career to traffic jams. Running Time…
Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50)
Jan 26, 2014 • 7 min
I talk about my theory that some people are like medicine and can only be taken in small doses. Running Time 07min48sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects…
Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49)
Jan 23, 2014 • 5 min
Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford Running Time 05min25sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
I’m an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48)
Jan 22, 2014 • 8 min
I talk about becoming an uncle AGAIN and how much I hate fake apologies Running Time 08min16sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47)
Jan 21, 2014 • 7 min
I tell married people how they can STILL have sex if they have kids at home. Yup, I know things… Running Time 07min34sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
No, YOU’RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46)
Jan 20, 2014 • 13 min
I talk about how new things can make you feel old and some bad dates. Running Time 13min47sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Florida… STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45)
Jan 19, 2014 • 5 min
I talk about the crazy shootings in Florida Running Time 05min05sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays or @santhonythomas Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44)
Jan 16, 2014 • 17 min
I tell my true feelings about the NSA, I talk about how much people are like NFL teams and I warn you about the Botox police. Running Time 17min01sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Don’t fear street whores, fear the ones in robes and suits (#43)
Jan 14, 2014 • 9 min
Whores aren’t just on street corners, they wear robes and suits. Running Time 09min11sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Gold diggers, come and get me! (#42)
Jan 13, 2014 • 14 min
I talk about how I’m going to be PRO gold digger if I’m NOT married by 60 years old, and the difference between an 18 year old having sex, and man having sex. Running Time 14min18sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go…
Bad environment, bad results and the I’ll kill ya face (#41)
Jan 11, 2014 • 14 min
I talk about the toughest, most dangerous place that I’ve ever lived and how you can be changed by your environment for the better… or worse… it’s your choice. Running Time 14min47sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go…
An anniversary passes and my life changes forever (#40)
Jan 9, 2014 • 10 min
A serious talk about what happened to me when I noticed that my comedy anniversary had passed. I realized that it was time for a serious change. Running Time 10min28sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Don’t trust nice people & 70s era icon lust (#39)
Jan 8, 2014 • 14 min
I talk about how I grew up not trusting “Nice” people and my lust for 70’s era women in television and movies. Running Time 14min24sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Man-ass water & Mrs. Eve Villbitch (#38)
Jan 6, 2014 • 15 min
I talk about the most horrible moment I’ve ever had in my bathroom… EVER and I tell the story of a horrible woman… Mrs. Eve Villbitch. Running Time 15min24sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Being alone & Those movies aren’t MINE! (#37)
Jan 4, 2014 • 13 min
Being alone isn’t always bad… and I really DON’T know how those types of movies ended up hidden in my closet… Shut up. Running Time 13min37sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of…
Idiot friends fighting over Facebook (#36)
Jan 2, 2014 • 11 min
Yes, my friends are grown men. Yes they got into a big fight over Facebook. Yes, they dragged ME into it. Running Time 11min10sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
S. Anthony’s 2014 wishes…for YOU!
Dec 30, 2013 • 3 min
These are my 2014 wishes for my amazing listeners… Running Time 3min08sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Lame ass parents, spouses and friends (#35)
Dec 28, 2013 • 17 min
I talk about people who are bad parents, people who are bad spouses and lame ass friends. Running Time 17min11sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas (#34)
Dec 25, 2013 • 14 min
A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas Running Time 14min36sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
He said WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?! (#33)
Dec 21, 2013 • 12 min
I talk about how we shouldn’t always assume things are racist. (Don’t worry, it’s funny.) Running Time 12min26sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other stars that say stupid crap (#32)
Dec 19, 2013 • 13 min
I talk about The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other famous people who say stupid things in public Running Time 13min56sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
Affluenza. A rant by me. (#31)
Dec 17, 2013 • 14 min
I have a talk with you about the AFFLUENZA case where the young man basically got away with killing a bunch of people by using “Affluenza” as the cause. Running Time 14min28sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by…
I am a cocoa Dr Who (#30)
Dec 15, 2013 • 15 min
I’m one of the those people that have friends that only like each other when I’m around. (This fact pretty much makes me a cocoa Dr Who) Running Time 15min24sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer…
Attacked with helpfulness & being friends with an ex (#29)
Dec 13, 2013 • 17 min
This time we talk about being “attacked” with helpfulness and being close friends with an ex Running Time 17min14sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects…
The standup show that changed my life (#28)
Dec 11, 2013 • 14 min
I talk about something that happened at a standup show early in my career that changed my life forever. Running Time 14min23sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Celebrity Hate and a Missing Kidney (#27)
Dec 9, 2013 • 13 min
I talk about celebrity hate and a missing kidney… don’t ask… just listen. Running Time 13min17sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend are the same (#26)
Dec 6, 2013 • 14 min
I describe what Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend have in common. Running Time 14min09sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Hot women… it’s time to date the “ordinary” (#25)
Dec 5, 2013 • 13 min
Hot women, it’s time for you to start dating and making babies…with the ordinary guy. Running Time 13min25sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
The Knockout Game (#24)
Dec 3, 2013 • 11 min
Come on, do you REALLY need a description after THAT title? Running Time 11min35sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
The OTHER “Secret” aka avoiding dream killers (#23)
Dec 1, 2013 • 14 min
Avoiding dream killers. Nuff said. Running Time 14min38sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
F*ck Black Friday (#22)
Nov 29, 2013 • 13 min
I hate black Friday and everything about it. Yes, this is basically an angry rant…but it’s funny. Running Time 13min27sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man (#21)
Nov 27, 2013 • 10 min
A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man. Running Time 10min23sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)
Will I STILL be mad about this crap in 3 hours? (#20)
Nov 25, 2013 • 15 min
I talk about my three hour rule (When It comes to what I’ll allow myself to be pissed off about) Running Time 15min25sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Listening to your woman (#19)
Nov 23, 2013 • 15 min
This is my theory and advice for how a guy should listen to his woman. Running Time 15min36sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Knowing when to shut up (#18)
Nov 22, 2013 • 14 min
I talk about people that talk too much, knowing when to shut up and how the news plays stupid games. Running Time 14min3sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
It’s time for a change (#17)
Nov 20, 2013 • 10 min
When I look at all I the world that we live in, I think one thing… It’s time for a change. Running Time 10min3sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Getting old…maybe it’s not so bad & internet trolls suck (#16)
Nov 17, 2013 • 14 min
I talk about getting old…not ME, YOU people and how internet trolls suck Running Time 14min58sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Life is like sports…NEVER let it go to to the judges (#15)
Nov 16, 2013 • 13 min
I talk about the similarities between dumb decisions in sports and dumb decisions in real life and how you can apply the same rules to avoid those dumb mistakes. Running Time 13min33sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go…
The boyfriend trap and other tales (#14)
Nov 14, 2013 • 13 min
Being locked into being boyfriend material and how you should expect to be EXCELLENT at what you do. (NSFW) Running Time 13min17sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)…
Car chases, my carjacking & a weaponless mugger (#13)
Nov 14, 2013 • 16 min
This is about dumb ass criminals. Yup, the title said it all. (NSFW) Running Time 16min12sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound effects from…
Delicious buttocks, Black Friday, Armpits and other weirdness (#12)
Nov 12, 2013 • 12 min
I talk about the secret to increasing access to your delicious woman , a black Friday PSA, friends that are happy when bad things happen to you, annoying married guys and a friend who does something really dopey… Running Time 12min24sec Follow me on…
What NOT to say to your girlfriend and other man advice (#11)
Nov 10, 2013 • 13 min
This one is about dumb things ALL young guys do with their girlfriends that get them in serious trouble, grown man daycare and wives that trust their husband’s friends…TOO much. Running Time 13min56sec Follow me on twitter:…
Is there any Loyalty in the world? (#10)
Nov 8, 2013 • 8 min
I ask the question, “Is there ANY loyalty left in the world?” Running Time 8min42sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
I was bullied too (#9)
Nov 6, 2013 • 13 min
I talk about the surprise I felt when I heard people’s reactions on sports radio to Richie Incognito bullying his teammate Jonathan Martin and how I can relate to the situation…because I was also bullied. (NSFW) Running Time 13min07sec Follow me on…
Punishments don’t fit the crime, the NSA & how A-holes rule the world (#8)
Nov 4, 2013 • 15 min
I talk about how punishments almost NEVER fit the crime, how A-holes influence our lives and the NSA. Running Time 15min22sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/) Sound…
Making life easy, Twitter, Ellipsis A-holes & Trouble saying the N Word (#7)
Nov 2, 2013 • 18 min
This time I talk about life being easier, when we decide to make it easier, my life on Twitter, how people who use an ellipsis in real life are almost always assholes and my theory on the idiotic saying “See how EASY he said the N word?!” (NSFW…but fun to…
Some people are pieces of crap (#6)
Oct 31, 2013 • 12 min
I debunk the dopey theory that people come into our lives to teach us things and I talk about my theory that some people are just pieces of crap. Running Time 12min28sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme Song (Go S.) by RC (lead…
A serious moment & Keep your sex secrets to yourself (#5)
Oct 28, 2013 • 14 min
This time I talk about the worst moment in my dating/relationship life. Also, how do you tell your close friends to stop telling you their disgusting sex secrets? (NSFW) Running Time 14min19sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays Theme…
The HIV Test…The Moment…The Result (#4)
Oct 26, 2013 • 3 min
A nurse asked me if I wanted to take an HIV test during a recent exam. When giving me the results, she tried to create….THE MOMENT! Running time 3min53sec Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays
Relationships have a shelf life. Do you agree? (#3)
Oct 24, 2013 • 5 min
ALL relationships have a shelf life. Some people are supposed to be with you for life… and some people have you looking at your watch immediately. It doesn’t matter if it’s family, a significant other or a friend… Do you agree? Running Time 5min23sec…
Classroom humiliation & Crazy girlfriends (#2)
Oct 22, 2013 • 25 min
In this episode, I talk about classroom humiliation, crazy girlfriends with even crazier families, the famous “Get the (bleep) away from me hat” and how sex before a blood test for STD’s is crazy. (NSFW) Running Time 25min12sec Follow me on twitter:…
Late night sex, Miley Cyrus and An old enemy gets it (#1)
Oct 21, 2013 • 20 min
This is the first episode. There’s going to be comedy, interviews, sketches, pizza, beer… okay not the last two things. I talk about late night sex, Miley Cyrus & an asshole old enemy that gets what he deserves. Running Time 20min37sec Follow me on…