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Watch What Crappens

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A daily podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck, Southern Charm and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because w…


RHONY: No More Dromedary
Aug 7 • 70 min
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There’s drunkenness, there’s music, and there’s even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn’t that what vacation is all…
RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
Aug 6 • 87 min
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it’s anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora.…
Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
Aug 4 • 55 min
90’s hip hop is ruined forever in this week’s Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week’s premium bonus about Netflix’ new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New…
RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
Aug 3 • 84 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week’s premium bonus about Netflix’ new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots…
RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can’tcun
Jul 31 • 75 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a…
RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
Jul 30 • 80 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise’s beans all over town. For this week’s premium bonus about Netflix’ new show Indian…
SellingSunset: Just Mary’d
Jul 29 • 59 min
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we’ve all been not really waiting for: Mary’s wedding!! It’s the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina — and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn’t really…
BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
Jul 28 • 62 min
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can’t win. It’s an extra cringeworthy episode, and we’re here to break down every…
Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
Jul 27 • 69 min
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they’ve been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
Jul 24 • 86 min
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it’s LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at…
RHOBH: Bi Furious
Jul 23 • 87 min
It’s the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we’ve been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys,…
Selling Sunset: A Long Day’s Journey Into Los Feliz
Jul 22 • 45 min
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week’s premium bonus about Zac Efron’s new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video…
Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
Jul 21 • 56 min
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week’s premium bonus about Zac Efron’s new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over…
Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
Jul 20 • 70 min
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week’s premium bonus about Zac Efron’s new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New…
RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Jul 17 • 79 min
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week’s premium bonus about Zac Efron’s new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at…
RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
Jul 16 • 76 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle throws yet another party on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will…
SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
Jul 15 • 50 min
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend’s daughter’s birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients…
BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
Jul 14 • 59 min
Ring the alarms: there’s a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn’t help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand…
Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
Jul 13 • 54 min
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin’s husband will ever surface? It’s a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten…
#1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
Jul 10 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who’s feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar’s. But the…
RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
Jul 9 • 77 min
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back… and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle’s party, and when they return for Sutton’s trunk show, things don’t go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means…
Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
Jul 8 • 55 min
Mary is no one’s soldier on this week’s Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week’s premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots…
BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
Jul 7 • 52 min
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week’s premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed…
RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
Jul 6 • 87 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu’s Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm…
Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
Jul 1 • 65 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Romain lets Davina have it at Christine’s engagement party on this week’s Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week’s premium bonus and our video…
BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
Jun 30 • 63 min
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week’s charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay…
Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
Jun 29 • 48 min
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani’s spirits. Along the way, there’s a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
Jun 25 • 49 min
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma’s new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We’re tackling episode 2 of…
SellingSunset: There’s Something About Mary’s Wedding
Jun 24 • 66 min
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina’s not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows… except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes…
Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
Jun 23 • 54 min
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week’s premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face…
Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
Jun 22 • 39 min
Imani’s finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week’s premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at…
Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
Jun 22 • 84 min
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week’s premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of…
Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
Jun 18 • 68 min
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she’s got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For…
PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
Jun 17 • 91 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week’s premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at…
Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
Jun 16 • 56 min
On this week’s Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It’s all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin’s blood sugar is…
BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
Jun 16 • 60 min
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there’s an Ace of Base revival. It’s hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we’ll do our best. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TopChef: Instant Parma’s Gonna Get You
Jun 15 • 72 min
We’re just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It’s the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did…
RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
Jun 12 • 79 min
We’d heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn’t think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast’s perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off…
Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
Jun 11 • 63 min
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week’s premium bonus, become a member over at…
VPR: Dewitched
Jun 10 • 90 min
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to…
Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
Jun 9 • 56 min
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week’s premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available…
Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
Jun 8 • 71 min
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week’s premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat…
RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
Jun 5 • 86 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week’s premium bonus and our…
RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
Jun 4 • 71 min
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week’s premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate…
PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
Jun 3 • 90 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For…
BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
Jun 1 • 70 min
Below Deck Med is back, and there’s all sorts of new faces on board: there’s Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed “unit,” and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah’s side. We’re only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the…
TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma’s Wings
Jun 1 • 67 min
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael’s in Santa Monica for one last lavish…
RHONY: Sister Retract
May 29 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this…
RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
May 28 • 69 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don’t just…
RHOA: Dissenter Square
May 27 • 57 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one’s buying what’s in her box. For this week’s premium bonus about what we’re watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and…
Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
May 26 • 96 min
It’s a vacation day here at Crappens, so we’re posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week’s premium bonus about what we’re cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and…
Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
May 25 • 47 min
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week’s premium bonus about what we’re cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at…
RHONY: Cold War
May 22 • 67 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party.…
RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
May 21 • 77 min
It’s psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don’t luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living. For this week’s premium bonus…
PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
May 20 • 111 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we’re here to recap it for you live from…
RHOA: She’s Embedded in Your Brain!
May 19 • 54 min
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It’s a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come. See acast.com/privacy…
TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
May 18 • 66 min
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it’s a nightmare. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHONY: Children of the Scorn
May 15 • 77 min
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don’t just listen to this episode;…
RHOBH: She’s Effin’ Denise Richards!
May 14 • 73 min
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that’s she’s the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!! See…
PumpRules: Pool Intentions
May 13 • 87 min
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna’s love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala…
RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
May 12 • 58 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week’s premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New…
Top Chef: War and Peace Out
May 11 • 68 min
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it’s between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week’s premium bonus recap of the…
RHONY: Bully Laughs
May 8 • 69 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week’s bonus…
Summer House: The Final Fireball
May 8 • 78 min
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It’s the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there’s a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week’s bonus episode…
RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
May 7 • 65 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it’s not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi’s retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week’s bonus…
PumpRules: Save the Fails
May 6 • 85 min
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week’s bonus episode about Bravo’s new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote…
Shahs: Sip ‘n’ Seethe
May 5 • 46 min
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza’s reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad. See acast.com/privacy for…
TopChef: Pitch Sesh
May 4 • 68 min
It’s a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week’s…
SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn
May 1 • 59 min
On this week’s crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste
May 1 • 69 min
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOBH: Sutton Impact
Apr 30 • 73 min
Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle’s dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it’s really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who…
PumpRules: Engagement Ghost
Apr 29 • 61 min
Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It’s a real banger of an episode. For the entire season of Netflix’ Tiger…
Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies
Apr 28 • 48 min
The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina’s not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix’ Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at…
Top Chef: Symphoneat
Apr 27 • 66 min
Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We’re not happy about it. For the entire season of Netflix’ Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over…
Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown
Apr 25 • 61 min
Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week’s Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix’ Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We…
RHONY: Tiki Torched
Apr 24 • 85 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona’s Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches…
RHOBH: Sutton Place
Apr 23 • 72 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and…
PumpRules: Gone with the Wine
Apr 22 • 79 min
The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a…
RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over
Apr 21 • 67 min
On this episode, we’re recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it’s Kandi’s baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ…
TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey
Apr 20 • 82 min
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it’s off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef…
RHOBH: Bangs of New York
Apr 18 • 101 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It’s heavy, in case you didn’t hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it…
RHONY: Maniac Mansion
Apr 17 • 66 min
This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona’s basement. Plus, icebergs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl
Apr 16 • 62 min
This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney
Apr 15 • 76 min
Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week’s Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married… again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian See…
Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country
Apr 14 • 52 min
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on…
RHOA: We’ll Always Have Closet
Apr 13 • 63 min
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us…
RHONY: A Royal De-Basement
Apr 10 • 70 min
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Ramona makes Luann sleep in the basement on her Hamptons girls weekend, but it’s…
Summer House: The Mediocre Depression
Apr 9 • 65 min
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Jordan leaves Summer House and no on is sad, but Carl brings major depression the…
PumpRules: Axes of Evil
Apr 8 • 80 min
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** The Witches of Weho put another axe in Kristen’s back this week on Vanderpump Rules,…
Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles
Apr 7 • 55 min
On this week’s Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces the legal consequences of his actions. In other words, it’s a hilarious time for us. Come listen! See…
TopChef: Eat Your Art Out
Apr 6 • 71 min
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it’s off to the Getty Center to find inspiration from art. Who will rise to the challenge, and who will piss off Padma? We recap the whole thing. See…
RHONY: Life After Bethenny… Again
Apr 3 • 116 min
What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It’s too early to tell how…
SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy
Apr 2 • 82 min
On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for… something? It’s ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
PumpRules: Arrested Development
Apr 1 • 74 min
Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana “middle-aged.” Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Netflix’ Tiger King Episode 1
Mar 31 • 58 min
We recapped episode one of Netflix’ Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we’re in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you’ll have…
Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity
Mar 31 • 60 min
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he’s the real victim on this…
Top Chef: Ruth-less
Mar 30 • 77 min
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix’ Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge…
RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown
Mar 27 • 67 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It’s a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium…
Summer House: Got Milk?
Mar 26 • 79 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed for way too long which explains quite a bit. Luke isn’t the prince we’d hoped he’d be, but Jordon is…
PumpRules: That’s a No From Me, Daug
Mar 25 • 75 min
Schwartz’ friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week’s Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a witch. For the new premium bonus on Netflix’ Tiger King, become a member over at…
Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping
Mar 24 • 56 min
The moment we’ve been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the pièce de resistance for this week’s episode of Shahs: Tommy hurling various pieces of pottery and one very…
RHOA: Talkin’ Spit
Mar 23 • 60 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we’re all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We…
Bonus: Love is Blind
Mar 23 • 77 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** We did a bonus episode about Netflix’ Love is Blind last week and so many of you requested on the main feed we decided to record an extra bonus and release this…
TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?
Mar 20 • 67 min
Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into this episode as we discuss Brian Malarkey, creamy embers, and Gail’s sleeves! See acast.com/privacy for…
RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!
Mar 20 • 102 min
Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to…
SummerHouse: Dude, Where’s My Carl?
Mar 19 • 53 min
Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there’s Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there’s Lindsay and Carl, lovers-turned-exes whose friendship may never reach its pre-finger bang state. But at least Carl has…
PumpRules: Awfully Wedded
Mar 18 • 76 min
The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany’s wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a pair of weirdly shaped undies, Brit has committed herself to life with Jason Cauchi, and at this point,…
Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool
Mar 17 • 71 min
Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week’s premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at…
RHOA: Nope-a!
Mar 16 • 72 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey…are these cats getting fatter? To hear this week’s bonus episode about Love is Blind, become a member over at…
RHONJ: Key Party Reunion
Mar 12 • 61 min
It’s Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it’s all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than two seconds at a time. For this week’s premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at…
Summer House: #MoreStrife
Mar 12 • 62 min
Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn’t work. For this week’s premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote…
PumpRules: You’re the Onesie
Mar 11 • 60 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Kentucky Weddin’. They party in onesies and dump on Kristen a bunch. Yay! For this week’s premium bonus…
Shahs: Voy Meets World
Mar 10 • 49 min
After a one night stand with Sara’s brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week’s Shah’s of Sunset. Plus, it’s a quadruple dose of filler activities: DIY pottery, cat coffee, dance class, and a cooking competition! See…
RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce
Mar 9 • 39 min
On this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there’s baklava? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits
Mar 6 • 59 min
After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it’s driving him to drink. What a f**kboy to do? (Actually, just look to seasons 1-3 for all your answers). And so Lindsay…
RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden
Mar 5 • 58 min
The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn’t hurling “ARE TOO!” insults at the women, she was accusing them of self-absorption, bad parenting, and…
PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle
Mar 4 • 64 min
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Meanwhile, Charli becomes our new hero, and James promises to stop drinking… again. Get tix to our live…
Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed
Mar 3 • 57 min
Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara’s brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week’s premium bonus two…
RHOA: Charity Gall-a
Mar 2 • 69 min
Kenya’s marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week’s premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at…
Summer House: Codependence Day
Feb 28 • 62 min
Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week’s premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is…
RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation
Feb 27 • 57 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission of guilt from Tre and a lot of “So what? Who cares?” from Joe in Italy. For this week’s premium…
Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited
Feb 26 • 83 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week’s Vanderpump Rules. Who will tie Schwartz’ bowtie? For this week’s premium bonus two parter recorded on our road…
Shahs: Flinging Mud
Feb 25 • 52 min
The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that’s not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., and a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud,…
RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles
Feb 24 • 52 min
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a “couples night” at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their marriage fall apart. We’re split on this: is Kenya more (pun!) to blame? Or is Marc the real jerk here?…
SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha
Feb 23 • 88 min
On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are official, and so now it’s time for them to go on their first date! In this case, that means supermarket…
RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!
Feb 22 • 78 min
It’s another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We’re recapping it all live from Lawrence F**kin’ Kansas!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor
Feb 19 • 85 min
We’re fired up about this week’s Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like Lance Bass is here to save the day, things flare up on Peter’s batting cage birthday. Get ready for some…
Below Deck: Bru-union
Feb 18 • 87 min
The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***…
Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali
Feb 17 • 66 min
Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at…
RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs
Feb 17 • 52 min
NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe’s animal print party from drowning in really large glasses of salsa. For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at…
Summer House: Goldfinger
Feb 14 • 64 min
Kyle and Amanda can’t make it this week, so the gang throws a “Daddy’s Gone” party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It’s the season of fingers, what can we say? For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at…
RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly
Feb 13 • 69 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next week. For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at…
Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous
Feb 12 • 75 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It’s the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana’s insecurity over the new girl takes center stage. For this week’s bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY,…
BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues
Feb 11 • 78 min
The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course. Chief stew Kate wound up in the hot seat most of the night while the men faced mostly softball questions…
Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga
Feb 10 • 68 min
After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he’s really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza’s back. What messiness is in…
RHOA: Cookies ‘n’ Scream
Feb 10 • 58 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she’s called in backup: THE COOKIE LADY. It’s amazing what people will do for a free snickerdoodle. Get tix to our live shows:…
RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans
Feb 8 • 82 min
Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer…
SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham
Feb 6 • 79 min
Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we’re recapping this finger-lickin’ good episode in Birmingham, AL! Well, technically it’s Hoover, AL, but you get the point. Come check out our take on…
Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men
Feb 5 • 77 min
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she’s dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a…
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht
Feb 4 • 69 min
It’s another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week’s bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at…
Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand
Feb 4 • 71 min
Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate’s face. Pure class, that one. For this week’s bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***…
RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston
Feb 1 • 91 min
This week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens’ party budgets rages, Tre and Joe Gorga get steamy over cauliflower, and our live audience reaches levels of coo-coo never before…
PumpRules: It’s Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin
Jan 30 • 104 min
Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America’s sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party on Vanderpump Rules, and the drama that ensues is… classic. Seriously Brittany: don’t do…
BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow
Jan 28 • 65 min
Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it’s appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpressed guests. Join us as we recap this penultimate episode, which features the usual blend of…
RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus
Jan 25 • 75 min
The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It’s a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring…
PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!
Jan 25 • 94 min
On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? We discuss that question and the latest drama from the world of Scheana in our live show from Detroit! See…
#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes
Jan 21 • 57 min
Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys “got it”s ablazin’. Who will end this episode stung the hardest? For this week’s bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at…
RHOA: Hi, Wig!
Jan 20 • 50 min
Tanya smuggles in Kenya’s wig on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week’s bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! “Shannon…
Project Runway: DNA Dramz
Jan 20 • 71 min
Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week’s bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! “Shannon…
2020 Crappies
Jan 18 • 118 min
It’s time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @mercedesjavid @nemavand (#ShahsofSunset) @braunwyn (RHOC) @ariana2525 @tomsandoval1 (#PumpRules)…
RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes
Jan 16 • 64 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a drag brunch and the ladies head to the Hamptons for a knock down drag out. For this week’s bonus about…
PumpRules: Jaxervention
Jan 15 • 84 min
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter’s relationship and Scheanna takes revenge on an enemy with a good old fashioned swiffer. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars…
Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel
Jan 14 • 55 min
Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back. Thailand, Thailand where everyone…
RHOA: Carnival Circus
Jan 13 • 65 min
It’s the fight we’ve been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we’ll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness. See…
RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento
Jan 10 • 87 min
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary… and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren’t cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were…
RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show
Jan 9 • 75 min
It’s the fight that everyone’s been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle’s head, Danielle yanks Marge’s ponytail. Old school stripper fighting. Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa’s Envy fashion show, and Jackie…
PumpRules: New Kids on the Block
Jan 8 • 93 min
Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect). Come check out this supersized…
Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials
Jan 7 • 82 min
Below Deck’s deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at…
Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang
Jan 6 • 55 min
The third part of Married to Medicine’s reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at…
RHOA: Toronto Raptors
Jan 6 • 65 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says “Snakegate” a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to the blogs. To hear our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at…
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia
Jan 2 • 57 min
It’s part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We’re recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later. If you missed the…
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia
Jan 1 • 56 min
It’s the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Our…
RHOC: Never Have I Ever
Dec 27, 2019 • 61 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even more detestable. Please welcome The King of Snarcasm, Shane! To hear the second part of our Top Chef…
Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)
Dec 26, 2019 • 58 min
In Married to Medicine’s season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says “doctoring of documents” a lot. To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited…
RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Dec 25, 2019 • 67 min
Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” reunion. It’s astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday’s grand finale. See…
BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Dec 24, 2019 • 79 min
It’s another night out with the cavemen on this week’s “Below Deck,” and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It’s enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we’ll always have Master Pierson. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement
Dec 23, 2019 • 78 min
Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” But never under estimate Kenya’s ability to undermine a good surprise. Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Dec 20, 2019 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It’s a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips! Get tix to our…
RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
Dec 19, 2019 • 76 min
The season 14 “Real Housewives of Orange County” reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we’re here to rehash every minute: from Vicki’s fuming that she’s a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a “dummy.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy…
RHONJ: Don’t Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket
Dec 19, 2019 • 66 min
It’s Easter Sunday on “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” which means it’s time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice household. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
Dec 18, 2019 • 94 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki’s engagement party in The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, but ends up fighting with a bush…
Below Deck: Smoke Master
Dec 17, 2019 • 49 min
Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week’s premium Project Runway recap, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! “Shannon…
RHOA: Hairapy
Dec 16, 2019 • 65 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a more forgivable way, and Kenya cries at her lawyer’s office. It’s fun. Then we check in on more therapy in…
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
Dec 14, 2019 • 88 min
It’s our last live show of 2020 and we’re celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show in twenty seconds of…
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
Dec 13, 2019 • 87 min
We’re live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean…well it’s a lie it’s not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who is Ernest Hemingway? To hear…
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
Dec 12, 2019 • 72 min
*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will we?…
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
Dec 10, 2019 • 62 min
The crew gets the day off on “Below Deck,” and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate…
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
Dec 10, 2019 • 90 min
It’s the season premiere of “Project Runway,” and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour.…
RHOA: Edged Out
Dec 9, 2019 • 71 min
Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but she’s upstaged by Kenya Moore’s edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONJ: She’s Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
Dec 8, 2019 • 90 min
“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret’s passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre’s 12 hour…
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
Dec 7, 2019 • 100 min
On “The Real Housewives of Dallas,” the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok’s infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic…
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
Dec 5, 2019 • 55 min
The couples trip on “Married To Medicine” drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive “games.” This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly. See…
RHOC: The Drags of Society
Dec 4, 2019 • 75 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and cries then yells some more. PS Vicki has never…
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
Dec 3, 2019 • 55 min
Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week’s premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited…
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
Dec 2, 2019 • 54 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment and there’s a fight about…
RHOC: We’re In Miami, BETCH!
Dec 2, 2019 • 65 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this week’s premium bonus…
RHOA: Red Read Regiftion
Dec 2, 2019 • 68 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we’re…touched. To hear this week’s premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer,…
RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago
Nov 29, 2019 • 87 min
We’re live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week’s premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer,…
MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer
Nov 27, 2019 • 46 min
“Married to Medicine” heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it’s full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
BelowDeck: Paleo Riot
Nov 26, 2019 • 49 min
Rhylee is back on “Below Deck,” and she’s the perfect person to take on the yacht’s reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice. See…
RHOA: Marlo the Mediator
Nov 25, 2019 • 55 min
The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” and it’s just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don’t worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy…
RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin’ - Live from NYC
Nov 24, 2019 • 95 min
It’s Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we’re celebrating by not just recapping “Real Housewives of New Jersey” but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us…
RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC
Nov 24, 2019 • 76 min
On this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a “weaning party” while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOD: L’Infinite Jest
Nov 21, 2019 • 67 min
The “Real Housewives of Dallas” head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D’Andra weaponizes a L’Infinity Dress for…
Married2Med: Vajay Walking
Nov 20, 2019 • 55 min
Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie’s infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand,…
Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
Nov 19, 2019 • 68 min
A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It’s sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at…
RHOA: Nope Floats
Nov 18, 2019 • 59 min
Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a…
RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
Nov 16, 2019 • 87 min
We’re live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who’s the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies…
RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
Nov 16, 2019 • 98 min
The “The Real Housewives of Dallas” is on the verge of heading to Thailand… but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have…
RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
Nov 13, 2019 • 73 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* This week’s Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra’s a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but…
BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
Nov 12, 2019 • 79 min
Looks like Abbi’s going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on “Below Deck” has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton…
RHOA: Baby Boom
Nov 11, 2019 • 52 min
We’re only on the second episode of “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that’s what we’re here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo! See…
RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
Nov 9, 2019 • 71 min
Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne’s wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For…
RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
Nov 8, 2019 • 99 min
We celebrate the return of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We’re sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn’t do much. However, we implore you to stick it out…
Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
Nov 6, 2019 • 49 min
This week on “Married to Medicine,” Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad… as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa’s house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the…
RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
Nov 6, 2019 • 67 min
On this week’s “Real Housewives of Orange County,” a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn… until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it’s not going to be…
BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
Nov 5, 2019 • 67 min
A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of “Below Deck.” We’re recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU’D BE WRONG. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
Nov 5, 2019 • 73 min
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our…
RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
Oct 31, 2019 • 59 min
Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week’s very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super…
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
Oct 30, 2019 • 69 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real…
Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
Oct 29, 2019 • 70 min
Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week’s Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week’s very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at…
Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
Oct 28, 2019 • 68 min
Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn’t include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week’s premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all…
RHOD: Female Noshowerment
Oct 24, 2019 • 72 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week’s…
RHOC: Fashion Bullying
Oct 23, 2019 • 81 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it’s terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic,…
BelowDeck: Brandy, You’re A Fine Girl
Oct 22, 2019 • 66 min
This week on “Below Deck,” Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate’s bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We’re recapping all of it on today’s show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
Oct 21, 2019 • 57 min
The “Married To Medicine” tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses “Game of Thrones,” and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows:…
RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
Oct 19, 2019 • 88 min
We’re closing in on Halloween, and “The Real Housewives of Dallas” are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live…
RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
Oct 17, 2019 • 79 min
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat’s Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for…
Below Deck: There’s Something About Kevin
Oct 15, 2019 • 52 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* There’s an engagement on this week’s Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this…
Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
Oct 14, 2019 • 72 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO.…
RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
Oct 14, 2019 • 99 min
For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this…
RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta
Oct 12, 2019 • 70 min
We’re live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne’s lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week’s bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at…
RHOC: O
Oct 9, 2019 • 70 min
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Shannon gets an O Shot on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week’s bonus episode breaking down…
BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet
Oct 8, 2019 • 77 min
“Below Deck” has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We’re already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See…
Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast
Oct 7, 2019 • 68 min
Toya’s paint ‘n’ sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on “Married To Medicine.” Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a…
RHOD: Sweatin’ To The Old Me’s
Oct 3, 2019 • 75 min
“The Real Housewives of Dallas” trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See…
RHOC: All’s Wellness That Ends Wellness
Oct 2, 2019 • 64 min
The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. See…
Below Deck Med: Passion Police
Oct 1, 2019 • 53 min
Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week’s premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville…
Married2Med: Bargain Debasement
Sep 30, 2019 • 58 min
Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week’s bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at…
RHOP: Goose/Bumps
Sep 30, 2019 • 60 min
The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby’s goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one’s really sure, but let’s watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week’s bonus…
RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville
Sep 27, 2019 • 102 min
We’re live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week’s premium…
RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte
Sep 26, 2019 • 91 min
We’re live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week’s bonus episode…
BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table
Sep 24, 2019 • 74 min
Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of “Below Deck: Mediterranean.” Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick.…
Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor’s Back
Sep 23, 2019 • 57 min
This week on “Married To Medicine,” Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal
Sep 23, 2019 • 75 min
“The Real Housewives of Potomac” season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it’s hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael’s back sweat as he watches from a…
RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes
Sep 19, 2019 • 124 min
It’s a super, SUPER-sized “Real Housewives of Dallas” recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the…
RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury
Sep 18, 2019 • 83 min
A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week’s “Real Housewives of Orange County.” Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows:…
BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop
Sep 17, 2019 • 62 min
Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week’s episode…
Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting
Sep 16, 2019 • 61 min
Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week’s episode about road rage, car shaming, and…
RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest
Sep 16, 2019 • 69 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who’s the biggest mooch. To hear this week’s episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo’s Flipping Exes, become a member over at…
RHOD: Not a Roast!
Sep 12, 2019 • 66 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D’Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week’s episode…
RHOC: L’Eggo My Ego
Sep 11, 2019 • 85 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa.…
BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not
Sep 10, 2019 • 53 min
This week on “Below Deck Mediterranean,” Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. See acast.com/privacy for…
Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest
Sep 9, 2019 • 68 min
“Married To Medicine” roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that’s really only the tip of the iceberg. Get tix to…
RHOP: La’Dame-sel in Distress
Sep 9, 2019 • 62 min
“The Real Housewives of Potomac” wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen’s new fragrance, LA’DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she’s finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the “commitment” from Juan she’s been waiting for. Get…
RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day
Sep 5, 2019 • 94 min
“The Real Housewives of Dallas” is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there’s the business quagmire that D’Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers’ companies. Then there’s talk of a mysterious lady named “Pretty Jessica.” Consider us hooked.…
RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)
Sep 4, 2019 • 86 min
So much drama on “Real Housewives of Orange County” this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we’re forced to give him an entirely new NSFW…
BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin’de
Sep 3, 2019 • 60 min
Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl’s trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week’s episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered
Sep 3, 2019 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week’s episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New…
Southern Charm: The Final Dose
Aug 29, 2019 • 101 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It’s the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank. To hear…
#1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express!
Aug 28, 2019 • 74 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train? To hear this week’s premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer…
BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That
Aug 27, 2019 • 50 min
Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to “Below Deck Med,” and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they’re ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it’s not all smooth sailing when a laundry…
RHOP: Girl… Bye?
Aug 26, 2019 • 59 min
“The Real Housewives of Potomac” cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. Get tix to our…
SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone
Aug 22, 2019 • 70 min
Part 1 of the “Southern Charm” reunion blasts off with Shep denying he’s a jerk (even though he’s made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn’s sobriety, Craig’s Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all…
Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza
Aug 22, 2019 • 54 min
Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it’s a super-sized Crappens…
RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train
Aug 21, 2019 • 68 min
With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it’s the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We’re not precisely sure what Vicki’s latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE…
BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie
Aug 20, 2019 • 74 min
Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus breaking down the Married to Medicine…
RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands
Aug 19, 2019 • 69 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley’s husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus about Netflix’ Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at…
SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!
Aug 15, 2019 • 95 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It’s time for Southern Charm’s season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron’s mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus…
RHOC: Vickimoji Battle
Aug 14, 2019 • 76 min
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! To hear this week’s…
BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception
Aug 13, 2019 • 61 min
There’s drama all over the latest episode of “Below Deck Mediterranean.” First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally…
SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy’s Wedding
Aug 12, 2019 • 62 min
It’s the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on “Southern Charm: New Orleans.” Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with…
RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships
Aug 12, 2019 • 55 min
Robyn’s flip is finally ready for market on “The Real Housewives of Potomac,” but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That’s thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn’s proudest real estate moment into another…
SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given
Aug 8, 2019 • 83 min
Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week’s “Southern Charm” recap.…
RHOC: The Weight Is Over!
Aug 7, 2019 • 78 min
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we’re optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina’s “Antiques!” box. See…
Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons
Aug 6, 2019 • 62 min
Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger’s slugs. This is not Disneyland, it’s San Tropez! To hear this week’s premium bonus about Andy’s Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at…
Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom
Aug 5, 2019 • 58 min
On this week’s Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We’re worried. To hear this week’s premium bonus about Andy’s Watch What Happens Live Titus problem,…
RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure
Aug 5, 2019 • 50 min
Ashley goes searching for her father on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus about Andy’s Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at…
Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter
Aug 1, 2019 • 92 min
Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don’t wanna spoil too much in the description, but there’s a leak. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus about Andy’s Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a…
RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels
Jul 31, 2019 • 59 min
It’s the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it’s still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle’s just sorry she’s so HONEST. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus about Andy’s Watch What Happens Live…
BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah
Jul 30, 2019 • 64 min
This week’s super-sized “Below Deck Mediterranean” sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that’s stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there’s a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new…
SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River
Jul 29, 2019 • 47 min
This week on “Southern Charm: New Orleans,” Reagan learns she wasn’t invited to Jeff’s Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody’s event sets her back several steps. See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts
Jul 29, 2019 • 65 min
Scandal continues to brew on “The Real Housewives of Potomac.” Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday…
SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore
Jul 27, 2019 • 98 min
This week on “Southern Charm,” Austen’s much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an…
RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh
Jul 26, 2019 • 101 min
“The Real Housewives of New York” shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking…
RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille’s Back - Live from Cleveland!
Jul 25, 2019 • 88 min
Part two of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.
Jul 23, 2019 • 50 min
The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week’s premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at…
Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving
Jul 22, 2019 • 85 min
Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it’s a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique’s 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess…Michael’s butt grab! Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus breakdown…
RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion
Jul 19, 2019 • 62 min
The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona’s insanity and Lu’s boneheaded moves. To hear this week’s premium bonus breakdown of this week’s Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie
Jul 19, 2019 • 70 min
The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week’s premium bonus breakdown of this week’s Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited…
RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer
Jul 17, 2019 • 66 min
**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon’s Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy!…
BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)
Jul 16, 2019 • 55 min
The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky “Below Deck: Mediterranean” yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOP: Grope Burn
Jul 15, 2019 • 70 min
There’s a Housewives Hoedown on “The Real Housewives of Potomac” as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts. See acast.com/privacy for…
RHONY: Not Feelin’ Jovani
Jul 12, 2019 • 77 min
Part 1 of the “Real Housewives of New York” reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year’s worth of fighting on Andy Cohen’s stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward… until next week. See acast.com/privacy…
SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan
Jul 11, 2019 • 79 min
Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to “Southern Charm” — this time with a silly hat! She’s just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon…
RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille
Jul 10, 2019 • 87 min
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are…
BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance
Jul 9, 2019 • 63 min
It’s epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to…
Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin’
Jul 8, 2019 • 52 min
Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week’s Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week’s premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at…
RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss
Jul 8, 2019 • 60 min
Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn’t stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. To hear this week’s premium…
BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania
Jul 2, 2019 • 49 min
This week on “Below Deck Mediterranean,” Mila learns she can’t have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend’s “Vanderpump Rules” wedding of the century! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells
Jul 1, 2019 • 52 min
Reagan has more bombshells for the group on “Southern Charm: New Orleans,” and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey’s housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We’re into it.…
RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight
Jul 1, 2019 • 56 min
“Real Housewives of Potomac” returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom’s purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in…
RHONY: ‘Tis The Season (Finale)
Jun 28, 2019 • 57 min
Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo’s slate, “Real Housewives of New York,” has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about “SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!” and Ramona…
SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators
Jun 27, 2019 • 72 min
The “Southern Charm” guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia’s house. In the end, Austen realizes he’s been entranced by Shep, which could…
RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon
Jun 26, 2019 • 57 min
Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It’s about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense
Jun 25, 2019 • 68 min
Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima’s big guns to save her butt on tonight’s Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week’s two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps,…
RHONY: Jazzercries
Jun 21, 2019 • 85 min
*This episode has a video version available* Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week’s bonus episode…
Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting
Jun 20, 2019 • 72 min
Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week’s bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member…
RHOBH: Les Misérables
Jun 19, 2019 • 61 min
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It’s the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting).…
Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love
Jun 18, 2019 • 73 min
*This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon* Below Deck Med’s Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat? To hear this week’s bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on…
SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac
Jun 17, 2019 • 69 min
It’s episode three of “Southern Charm: New Orleans,” and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself “Tamica 2.0.” We’re so into this season that we’re covering it for our main Monday show, but don’t worry —…
SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!
Jun 14, 2019 • 67 min
Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week’s “Southern Charm” recap. Plus, Crappens…
RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY
Jun 13, 2019 • 96 min
The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of “Real Housewives of New York” ever — perhaps the best one since “December: Berkshires County” (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises’ best, that says something).…
RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere
Jun 12, 2019 • 50 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week’s bonus episode “Chillin With Taylor Strecker” and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at…
BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA
Jun 11, 2019 • 82 min
On “Below Deck: Mediterranean” this week, “Chef” Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on “Southern Charm: New Orleans,” we meet Reagan’s new…
RHOP: Gloria Swampsons
Jun 10, 2019 • 58 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle’s dad’s birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets. To hear this week’s bonus episode “Chillin With…
RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose
Jun 9, 2019 • 91 min
We’re live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy! To hear this…
Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee
Jun 8, 2019 • 86 min
We’re live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy! To hear this week’s bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA…
RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi
Jun 5, 2019 • 62 min
Now that LVP is gone, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we’re into it! Check out our latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child
Jun 4, 2019 • 55 min
Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks. To hear this week’s bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm…
Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral
Jun 4, 2019 • 65 min
**This episode has a video recap avail!* It’s the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan’s penis get its own spinoff? Let’s find out! To hear this week’s bonus episode catching up with Southern…
RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City
Jun 3, 2019 • 54 min
The “Real Housewives of Potomac” continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it’s back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley…
SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs
May 31, 2019 • 58 min
Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That’s what Austen discovers on this week’s “Southern Charm” when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn’s got a…
RHONY: The South Beach Riot
May 30, 2019 • 79 min
It’s time for the annual “Real Housewives of New York” group trip (although, to be fair, they’ve gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episode. A…
RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House
May 29, 2019 • 59 min
Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? To hear this week’s bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens on…
Summer House: The Dick Issue
May 28, 2019 • 71 min
After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. To hear this week’s bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens…
Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle
May 24, 2019 • 54 min
Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n’ cheese. To hear this week’s bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle…
RHONY: Terrapin Time!
May 23, 2019 • 53 min
The trip to LuAnn’s round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this week’s bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on…
RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors
May 22, 2019 • 96 min
Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Plus, Camille Grammer’s wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness! See…
Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel
May 21, 2019 • 61 min
Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week’s bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become…
PumpRules: The Final CaCaw
May 21, 2019 • 68 min
Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. To hear this week’s bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video…
RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?
May 20, 2019 • 50 min
Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it’s the return of Katie! Come listen. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
May 20, 2019 • 93 min
With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to “Game of Thrones.” Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our…
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
May 17, 2019 • 61 min
Jordan finally reveals his big secret on “Summer House,” and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
May 17, 2019 • 90 min
“Southern Charm” returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That’s because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a…
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
May 16, 2019 • 78 min
“The Real Housewives of New York” heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann’s new round house, which may be too small for the Countess’s rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
RHOBH: It’s Expensive to Be Tom
May 15, 2019 • 56 min
Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can’t wait to find out. To hear this week’s bonus episode covering…
PumpRules: What About Katie???
May 14, 2019 • 89 min
The “Vanderpump Rules” reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we’ve been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!). See…
RHOP: Bride Snores
May 13, 2019 • 54 min
Candiace gets hitched on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear this week’s bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video…
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
May 13, 2019 • 81 min
It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. Find bonus episodes, our SHUT UP, BRAN! shirts, and live show dates and ticket links at…
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
May 10, 2019 • 46 min
Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can’t remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out! To hear this week’s bonus episode and to find…
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
May 9, 2019 • 66 min
This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It’s Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe. To hear this week’s bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video…
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
May 8, 2019 • 64 min
With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market. See acast.com/privacy for…
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
May 7, 2019 • 96 min
Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week’s bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts!…
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
May 6, 2019 • 59 min
“The Real Housewives of Potomac” are back, and they’re pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique…
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
May 6, 2019 • 93 min
With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King’s Landing, but victory is never easy on “Game of Thrones.” Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace… See acast.com/privacy for…
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
May 3, 2019 • 56 min
“Summer House” is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap :) See…
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn’t Mean a Thing
May 2, 2019 • 74 min
Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on “The Real Housewives of New York,” and it’s everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOBH: Pump N’Mores
May 1, 2019 • 76 min
Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To hear this week’s Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps and…
PumpRules: One Day You’re Penguin, And The Next You’re Out
Apr 30, 2019 • 85 min
The season finale of “Vanderpump Rules” really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get…
Project Runway: Nip Grip
Apr 29, 2019 • 78 min
Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week’s Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited…
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
Apr 29, 2019 • 81 min
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta…
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
Apr 26, 2019 • 56 min
Kyle’s getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she’s been working towards all summer. To hear this week’s Below…
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
Apr 25, 2019 • 76 min
Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge? To hear this week’s Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens…
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
Apr 24, 2019 • 71 min
A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won’t). See acast.com/privacy for…
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
Apr 23, 2019 • 80 min
Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week’s Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
Apr 22, 2019 • 58 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene’s transformation into a full blown monster. She’s always been a diva, but now she’s totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within. See…
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood… Next Week?
Apr 22, 2019 • 86 min
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we’re treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone. Okay fine — it…
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
Apr 19, 2019 • 56 min
The “Summer House” gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone…
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
Apr 18, 2019 • 68 min
“The Real Housewives of New York” continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it’s perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a…
RHOBH: Judge Dread
Apr 17, 2019 • 57 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump’s escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better? To hear this week’s bonus Project Runway trailer and…
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves!
Apr 16, 2019 • 52 min
Stassi finally realizes there’s a demon possessing her on “Vanderpump Rules,” and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER! See…
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
Apr 15, 2019 • 52 min
NeNe still has zero f’s to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. To hear this week’s Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!
Apr 15, 2019 • 68 min
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at…
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
Apr 12, 2019 • 100 min
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? To hear this week’s Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston
Apr 11, 2019 • 99 min
Dorit thinks PK’s diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio’s repo department? Find out! To hear this week’s Project…
PumpRules: Puppy No Love
Apr 9, 2019 • 81 min
The trip to Mexico winds down on “Vanderpump Rules,” and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel’s “puppy shower” awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM. See acast.com/privacy for…
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
Apr 8, 2019 • 72 min
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of…
RHOA: Koi Vey
Apr 8, 2019 • 65 min
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week’s RHOA recap. See…
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
Apr 7, 2019 • 98 min
Our recap of the latest “Summer House” episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the…
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
Apr 6, 2019 • 100 min
The annual “Real Housewives of New York” pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda’s Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won’t be happy until she…
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
Apr 3, 2019 • 71 min
Time to take shelter on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who’s selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK’s face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE!…
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
Apr 2, 2019 • 70 min
“Vanderpump Rules” gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it’s all about Kristen muttering “Cah-caw!!” on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap…
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
Apr 1, 2019 • 87 min
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia’s finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she’s pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns. To hear this week’s bonus episode breaking down the Southern…
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
Mar 29, 2019 • 61 min
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week’s Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. To hear this week’s bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon…
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
Mar 28, 2019 • 73 min
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she’s dying alone. To hear this week’s bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find…
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
Mar 27, 2019 • 62 min
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Puppygate rears its adorable head again…
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
Mar 26, 2019 • 83 min
TomTom finally opens on “Vanderpump Rules,” which means it’s time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie:…
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
Mar 25, 2019 • 92 min
“Project Runway” has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team’s budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it’s on to…
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
Mar 22, 2019 • 52 min
“Summer House” continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America…
RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
Mar 21, 2019 • 80 min
Barbara’s clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it’s back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja’s Paper Magazine party. Nothing…
RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
Mar 20, 2019 • 73 min
iMessage takes center stage again in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There’s one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor? To hear…
PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
Mar 19, 2019 • 82 min
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on “Vanderpump Rules” when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa’s foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR. See…
Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
Mar 18, 2019 • 71 min
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she’s not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? To hear this week’s bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on…
RHONY: Madea’s Clam Bake
Mar 17, 2019 • 98 min
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history? To…
Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
Mar 16, 2019 • 85 min
We’re live from Cincinnati for this week’s Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? To hear this week’s bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
Mar 15, 2019 • 82 min
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. To hear this week’s bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited…
RHOBH: Don’t Mess With Textses
Mar 13, 2019 • 64 min
Doggygate reaches new heights on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with “textses” from Teddi and John Blizzard. It’s the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on? See acast.com/privacy for…
PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
Mar 13, 2019 • 58 min
We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap “Vanderpump Rules,” and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax… he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don’t let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite…
RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin’ - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
Mar 11, 2019 • 67 min
We’re here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it’s time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then… well… it doesn’t matter. Here is our recap of “Real…
RHONY: It’s A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
Mar 9, 2019 • 88 min
The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don’t know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda…
Summer House: Back To Basics
Mar 8, 2019 • 69 min
The “Summer House” gang is back! We’ve said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl? See…
RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
Mar 7, 2019 • 63 min
Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There’s fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ’s most famous friends-of. Come…
RHOBH: Bahama Fleas
Mar 6, 2019 • 74 min
It’s still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump? To hear…
PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
Mar 5, 2019 • 78 min
Beau’s mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of “Vanderpump Rules,” and as you can imagine, it doesn’t work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone’s inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND. See…
RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
Mar 4, 2019 • 93 min
We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week’s bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
Mar 1, 2019 • 60 min
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at…
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
Feb 28, 2019 • 62 min
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the Oscars and to find…
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
Feb 27, 2019 • 63 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R… and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we’ve got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi…
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
Feb 26, 2019 • 74 min
The girls finish up their Let’s Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the…
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
Feb 25, 2019 • 57 min
Gail’s back! Gail’s back! Our favorite Canadian “Top Chef” judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions…
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!
Feb 23, 2019 • 73 min
We took our show to “Just For Laughs” in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
Feb 20, 2019 • 80 min
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. To hear this week’s bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a…
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
Feb 19, 2019 • 71 min
Just when you were losing faith in “Vanderpump Rules,” along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair,…
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
Feb 18, 2019 • 72 min
**Today’s episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger? To hear this week’s bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on…
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
Feb 15, 2019 • 72 min
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become…
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
Feb 14, 2019 • 75 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
Feb 13, 2019 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump’s final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell…
PumpRules: Girl’s Trippin’
Feb 12, 2019 • 86 min
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he’s above therapy. Also, James’ mother is a monster. To hear this week’s bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at…
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
Feb 11, 2019 • 56 min
The women of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn’t exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to “Top Chef” to laugh…
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas
Feb 10, 2019 • 97 min
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there’s no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas…
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
Feb 9, 2019 • 73 min
We’re talking “Real Housewives of New Jersey” at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn’t mean we don’t get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an…
Below Deck: Brounion
Feb 6, 2019 • 69 min
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week’s bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann…
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
Feb 5, 2019 • 73 min
TomTom opens on tonight’s Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. To hear this week’s bonus…
Top Chef: Noshhville
Feb 1, 2019 • 75 min
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it’s all good by us! Yeehaw! This week’s bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
Jan 31, 2019 • 77 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week’s bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
Jan 30, 2019 • 56 min
“Below Deck” concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren’t our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season…
PumpRules: Lost in Translation
Jan 29, 2019 • 79 min
Billie Lee and Katie’s Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today’s recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week’s bonus is shot by shot of…
RHOA: Don’t Be Tardy For The Tea Party
Jan 28, 2019 • 46 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn’t the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo’s biggest star in her dust in a power move for the…
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
Jan 26, 2019 • 98 min
We celebrated the “Watch What Crappens” 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by…
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
Jan 25, 2019 • 85 min
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from “Southern Charm”!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, “Below Deck.” Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come…
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
Jan 24, 2019 • 54 min
This week on “RHONJ,” Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State’s supply of bronzer. Then it’s off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a…
PumpRules: Sister, Cister
Jan 22, 2019 • 100 min
Billie Lee comes out swinging when she’s not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week’s bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin’
Jan 21, 2019 • 51 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We’re doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week’s is a breakdown of the Temptation…
Top Chef: Carne!
Jan 18, 2019 • 85 min
This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We’re doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week’s is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find…
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
Jan 17, 2019 • 70 min
Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We’re doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus…
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
Jan 16, 2019 • 61 min
The Gays have arrived, and they’ve brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today’s “Below…
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
Jan 15, 2019 • 85 min
The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We’re doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon…
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
Jan 14, 2019 • 70 min
Tempers aren’t the only things flaring at Tanya’s hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We’re still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo… we’re talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today’s episode;…
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
Jan 11, 2019 • 82 min
“Top Chef” is taking us back to the roaring ’20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn’t complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the…
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
Jan 10, 2019 • 75 min
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores’s house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that’s what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap! See…
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
Jan 9, 2019 • 48 min
Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally
Jan 8, 2019 • 76 min
Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week’s Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week’s bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin…
RHOA: Factory Smackdown
Jan 7, 2019 • 74 min
It’s Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can’t declare a winner, but we can guarantee we’ll never think of counter service the same. This week’s bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear…
The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!
Jan 7, 2019 • 114 min
Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It’s our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie…
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
Jan 4, 2019 • 90 min
This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys
Jan 3, 2019 • 51 min
The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer’s brats at his own communion. The horror! This week’s bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to…
RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried
Jan 2, 2019 • 62 min
Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week’s bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live…
RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
Jan 1, 2019 • 58 min
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is back for a ninth season, and we’re here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what’s going on with these ladies. So much dramz! See…
PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals
Dec 24, 2018 • 109 min
Lara Marie Schoenhals of “Sexy Unique Podcast” joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It’s not all doom and gloom though: there’s beer cheese to be made and Marina Del…
TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
Dec 21, 2018 • 67 min
It’s Christmastime on “Top Chef,” and this year we’re making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there’s five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost…
RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini
Dec 20, 2018 • 75 min
Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub’s wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record…
BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey
Dec 19, 2018 • 76 min
Everyone’s having sex on the latest episode of “Below Deck,” and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming. See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon
Dec 17, 2018 • 65 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don’t worry: there’s a month of fiery reunions to look forward to!…
PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum
Dec 17, 2018 • 69 min
Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa’s given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba’s bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week’s bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens…
RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
Dec 14, 2018 • 64 min
It’s time for Danielle’s Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week’s bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben’s fortieth birthday…
RHOD: A Gnat’s Ass Dee-union
Dec 13, 2018 • 81 min
Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don’t Give A Dog’s Rip herself. D’Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. This week’s bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New…
Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
Dec 12, 2018 • 47 min
The hot stripper loses his footing on this week’s Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week’s bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben’s fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon…
Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
Dec 11, 2018 • 86 min
Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She’s gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? This week’s bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben’s fortieth birthday…
RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
Dec 10, 2018 • 70 min
Someone yells at Nene’s dinner on “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” and there’s a super scary cliffhanger on “Married To Medicine.” We’ve got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
Dec 10, 2018 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we’re only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it’s all an amazing disaster of hysterics.…
PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
Dec 6, 2018 • 108 min
Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It’s a wild, raucous recap and we can’t be held responsible for anything we’ve said. Just listen and enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
Dec 6, 2018 • 72 min
The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you’re not watching, you’re not living! Check out our recap and get involved! See…
Below Deck: New Girl
Dec 5, 2018 • 63 min
There’s a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week’s bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and…
RHOC: Reactive Duty
Dec 4, 2018 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she’s being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here’s the recap! Listen…
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
Dec 3, 2018 • 85 min
The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week’s bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon…
RHONJ: Cow Pageant
Nov 30, 2018 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She’s a classy kid, that one. This week’s bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie…
RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
Nov 29, 2018 • 101 min
It’s the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It’s a real Granimal House. This week’s bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become…
BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
Nov 28, 2018 • 66 min
This utterly insane, amazing season of “Below Deck” continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don’t even know how we’re going to deal with next week’s episode. So far right now, pull…
RHOC: Lie-za With a V
Nov 27, 2018 • 77 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week’s bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
Nov 26, 2018 • 94 min
Cynthia Bailey decides to host a “Bailey-Q” on this week’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” and we’re here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis’s hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill…
RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
Nov 23, 2018 • 107 min
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga’s way! Yes, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the…
RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
Nov 22, 2018 • 71 min
Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That’s the pressing question on this week’s hilarious, petty “Real Housewives of Dallas” episode. We couldn’t stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap…
Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
Nov 21, 2018 • 54 min
Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn’t get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week’s bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To…
RHOC: Femme Futile
Nov 20, 2018 • 73 min
“Real Housewives of Orange County” wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We’re here to recap all the drama — or perhaps lack of?? And don’t forget to chat with us on the TV Party App! See…
RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
Nov 19, 2018 • 65 min
Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha’s hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it’s another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends…
RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
Nov 16, 2018 • 74 min
It’s a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week’s bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and…
These are the Danes of Our Lives
Nov 15, 2018 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week’s bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon…
BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
Nov 14, 2018 • 56 min
It’s bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that’s the way it goes on “Below Deck.” Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler’s latest managerial disaster, Caroline’s newest meltdown, and Adrian’s secret…
Enema of the State
Nov 13, 2018 • 63 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It’s as exciting as it sounds. This week’s bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon…
RHOA & Married2Med: You Can’t Handle The Toothbrush
Nov 12, 2018 • 86 min
It’s another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha’s oral hygiene. Then we head over to “Married…
RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
Nov 10, 2018 • 87 min
The ladies of “Real Housewives of Dallas” head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing…
RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
Nov 8, 2018 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle’s getting married (lol), and Frank got…
Below Deck: The Musical 2
Nov 7, 2018 • 60 min
This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
Nov 6, 2018 • 68 min
Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf…
RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
Nov 5, 2018 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it,…
Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
Nov 2, 2018 • 62 min
It’s two days until MJ’s wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let’s find out! This week’s bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles,…
RHOD: Gang Green
Nov 1, 2018 • 83 min
It’s time for D’Andra’s Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week’s bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear…
BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
Oct 31, 2018 • 61 min
Caroline continues to unravel on “Below Deck,” but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won’t…
RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
Oct 30, 2018 • 60 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week’s bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon…
Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
Oct 29, 2018 • 63 min
Not a whole lot happened on “Married To Medicine” this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.…
Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board
Oct 26, 2018 • 73 min
Asa makes her return to “Shahs of Sunset” this week, and basically she says “babe” a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG’s romance gets about as hot as…
RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
Oct 25, 2018 • 60 min
Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it’s only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn’t help that Kam’s brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D’Andra (it…
Below Deck: Destiny’s Red Headed Step Child
Oct 24, 2018 • 59 min
Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny’s Child before it’s all said and done? This week’s bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
Oct 23, 2018 • 69 min
It’s the “Real Housewives of Orange County” episode we’ve been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment. See…
Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
Oct 22, 2018 • 48 min
Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week’s bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member…
Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
Oct 19, 2018 • 67 min
GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ’s dad. This week’s bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and…
RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
Oct 18, 2018 • 61 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie’s laser center, Mama Dee yells at D’Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET ‘ER RIP! This week’s bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
BelowDeck: Let’s Make A Veal!
Oct 17, 2018 • 58 min
Things are already spinning out of control on “Below Deck.” Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there’s a squall! We recap it all on this episode. See…
RHOC: River Monsters
Oct 16, 2018 • 69 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week’s bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find…
Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
Oct 15, 2018 • 64 min
This week on “Married To Medicine,” Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing — assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent “Shahs” high jinks. Come listen! See…
RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
Oct 13, 2018 • 90 min
For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It’s a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, “Last Call, Morocco” (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival…
RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
Oct 12, 2018 • 72 min
Just because it’s the fall in NYC doesn’t mean it isn’t prom time in Dallas! This week we take our “Real Housewives of Dallas” recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk ’80s proms, distribitterrrs,…
Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
Oct 10, 2018 • 57 min
The bosun didn’t even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. This week’s bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
Oct 9, 2018 • 61 min
Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap! See…
Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
Oct 8, 2018 • 52 min
It’s a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. This week’s bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie’s distaste for Meghan Trainor.…
RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown
Oct 5, 2018 • 67 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we’re here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week’s bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!
Oct 4, 2018 • 53 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out! This week’s bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member…
Below Deck: Foam Around the World
Oct 3, 2018 • 65 min
Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not! This week’s bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it,…
RHOC: Read Between These Salmons
Oct 2, 2018 • 76 min
On this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her…
Married2Med: I’m in Miami, B*tch!
Oct 1, 2018 • 58 min
On this week’s “Married To Medicine,” Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone “bitch” is because her mom called her “bitch” as a child. That’s the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely…
Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas
Sep 28, 2018 • 77 min
MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on “Shahs of Sunset,” and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret — never a wise…
RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
Sep 27, 2018 • 56 min
There’s a lot of junk in Brandi’s trunk show on the latest episode of “Real Housewives of Dallas,” and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise. See…
RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
Sep 26, 2018 • 41 min
The ladies of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” are coming back, and we’re here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready…
RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
Sep 25, 2018 • 78 min
It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way…
Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
Sep 24, 2018 • 49 min
Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! **Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through…
SHAHS: So Much To Seder
Sep 21, 2018 • 84 min
“The Shahs of Sunset” are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
Sep 20, 2018 • 74 min
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone’s gonna get hurt. This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY…
Shahs: It’s Nowruz or Neveruz
Sep 19, 2018 • 56 min
The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won’t have to pay for the cars he’s sideswiped? This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
All About Steve
Sep 18, 2018 • 77 min
This week on “Real Housewives of Orange County,” we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly’s big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
Sep 17, 2018 • 60 min
Crabs aren’t the only things boiling at Heavenly’s house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you’d expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on “$100,000 Pyramid. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
Sep 14, 2018 • 102 min
For this week’s “Real Housewives of Dallas” recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED.…
BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
Sep 12, 2018 • 61 min
The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary “Below Deck: Mediterranean” reunion, and the results are hilarious — unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he’s changed, Kasey exposes his “faint” flirtations, and Colin wears a…
RHOC: Seeing Red
Sep 11, 2018 • 74 min
Major news on “Real Housewives of Orange County”: Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Song: Hey Betch!
Sep 11, 2018 • 1 min
Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dallas!…
Shahs: Bath Bomb
Sep 10, 2018 • 66 min
MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week’s Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week’s bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we’re reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
Sep 10, 2018 • 64 min
Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week’s bonus is about Ben’s foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie’s possible vegetarianism.…
Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
Sep 7, 2018 • 78 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who’s Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall…or something. This week’s bonus is about Ben’s foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie’s possible vegetarianism. To hear…
Boo, Ya Betch
Sep 6, 2018 • 85 min
Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week’s bonus is about Ben’s foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie’s possible…
Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
Sep 5, 2018 • 76 min
Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week’s bonus is about Ben’s foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie’s possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
Sep 4, 2018 • 57 min
The whole gang is here for the season premiere of “Married To Medicine.” Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
Aug 31, 2018 • 60 min
Everyone on “Real Housewives of Dallas” is getting along so well! Until they’re not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron’s family house, and it’s not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from…
RHONY: Best Friends for Never
Aug 30, 2018 • 67 min
The “Real Housewives of New York” reunion part 2 brings us the main event we’ve all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja’s toaster oven. We’re talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen’s three ring circus. Who won…
Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
Aug 29, 2018 • 68 min
Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim? This week’s bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in…
RHOC: A-hole in One
Aug 28, 2018 • 68 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily’s asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it. This week’s bonus episode is about our tour through Luann…
Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!
Aug 27, 2018 • 85 min
We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of “Real Housewives of Atlanta”? This was back when Nene and…
Mom’s The Word - Live from Atlanta!
Aug 26, 2018 • 83 min
This week’s “Real Housewives of Dallas” is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a…
RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach
Aug 23, 2018 • 91 min
The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it’s another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee (“Below Deck”) and Lea Black (“Real…
Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow
Aug 22, 2018 • 66 min
The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week’s bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHOC: Got Milkman?
Aug 21, 2018 • 59 min
This week on “Real Housewives of Orange County,” Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for… Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
F You, Weirdo!
Aug 20, 2018 • 61 min
It’s the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? This week’s bonus episode is about Ben’s emotional journey through…
Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It
Aug 17, 2018 • 83 min
The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week’s bonus episode is about Ben’s emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition…
RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
Aug 16, 2018 • 65 min
“Real Housewives of Dallas” is back, and the storms are already brewin’. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D’Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don’t think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come…
RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
Aug 16, 2018 • 81 min
It’s the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream “JOVANI” a lot while not drunk at all. This week’s bonus episode is about Ben’s emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a…
BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
Aug 15, 2018 • 79 min
So much happened on “Below Deck: Mediterranean” this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things.…
RHOC: Texas Scold’em
Aug 14, 2018 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not. This week’s bonus episode is about Ben’s emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
Aug 13, 2018 • 70 min
Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It’s part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come…
Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
Aug 10, 2018 • 53 min
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People’s Couch) join Ronnie on Ben’s last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs…
RHONY: House Shun-ters
Aug 9, 2018 • 62 min
Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie’s AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a…
BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
Aug 8, 2018 • 56 min
Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in…
RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
Aug 7, 2018 • 52 min
Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn’t a standard Crappens recap because we couldn’t stop changing the subject. We’ll be back to normal recap mode next…
RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
Aug 6, 2018 • 74 min
Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to the Just…
Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
Aug 5, 2018 • 34 min
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week’s bonus…
Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
Aug 3, 2018 • 75 min
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who’s life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what’s up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! This week’s bonus episode is…
RHONY: Woah-tanic
Aug 2, 2018 • 52 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week’s bonus episode is about our trip to the Just…
BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
Aug 1, 2018 • 63 min
Major drama on “Below Deck Mediterranean.” Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren’t bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the…
RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
Jul 31, 2018 • 54 min
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they’ve headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on “Real Housewives of Orange County.” See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOP: It’s Not Delivery, It’s Di-Robyn-o
Jul 30, 2018 • 57 min
The ladies of “Real Housewives of Potomac” are back from France, which means it’s time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen’s living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There’s only way to get to the…
RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
Jul 27, 2018 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and…
SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
Jul 27, 2018 • 89 min
The epic season 5 of “Southern Charm” draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she’s been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL…
Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
Jul 25, 2018 • 52 min
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week’s bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
Jul 24, 2018 • 75 min
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on “Real Housewives of Orange County.” And if that weren’t bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain’t easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new…
RHOP: French Toasted
Jul 23, 2018 • 47 min
The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen’s marriage is an…
SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
Jul 21, 2018 • 102 min
Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the “Southern Charm” season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He’s just the best. And the most…
RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
Jul 19, 2018 • 101 min
RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona’s wheelchair to Bethenny’s allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we…
BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
Jul 18, 2018 • 64 min
Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It’s also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we’ve never seen. This week’s bonus is our annual…
RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
Jul 17, 2018 • 59 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they’re all friends! At least, that’s what they’re telling us. And we’re happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon’s divorce, Kelly’s single life, Vicki’s love tank, and Tamra’s…
RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
Jul 16, 2018 • 65 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com…
Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
Jul 15, 2018 • 115 min
We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, West Palm Beach and Atlanta this…
RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
Jul 14, 2018 • 99 min
The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at…
Song: I’m a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
Jul 11, 2018 • 1 min
We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crappensmerch.com and watchwhatcrappens.com. FREE SHIPPING through July 19th on orders over $40 w code…
BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
Jul 11, 2018 • 61 min
For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on “Below Deck Mediterranean.” Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow…
Lea Black’s Day Off
Jul 10, 2018 • 52 min
We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today’s show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find…
RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
Jul 9, 2018 • 57 min
The “Real Housewives of Potomac” head to Cannes, France, and it isn’t long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It’s everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
Jul 6, 2018 • 46 min
The “Shahs of Sunset” are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we’ve come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come…
RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
Jul 5, 2018 • 36 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week’s bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
Jul 3, 2018 • 42 min
The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of the Southern…
RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
Jul 2, 2018 • 59 min
It’s time for the group trip on “Real Housewives of Potomac,” but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap…
SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
Jun 29, 2018 • 68 min
On this week’s “Southern Charm,” Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he’ll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they’ve PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in…
RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
Jun 28, 2018 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread? This week’s bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a…
Below Deck: Michelin Scarred
Jun 27, 2018 • 61 min
Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week’s Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses. This week’s…
SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
Jun 24, 2018 • 96 min
Craig’s pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
Jun 22, 2018 • 101 min
We’re in Phoenix to record this week’s instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix! This…
Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
Jun 20, 2018 • 60 min
Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won’t stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? This week’s bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast…
YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
Jun 19, 2018 • 45 min
Bravo gave “Your Husband Is Cheating On Us” a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we’re glad we did because it’s hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine! See…
RHOP: Raucous Caucus
Jun 18, 2018 • 52 min
Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner…
SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
Jun 15, 2018 • 78 min
Love is sort of in the air on “Southern Charm.” And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen’s unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt — they had sex…
RHONY: Tins ‘n’ Dale - Wedding Rangers
Jun 14, 2018 • 78 min
“Real Housewives of New York” remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at…
Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
Jun 13, 2018 • 59 min
Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting. This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at…
MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
Jun 12, 2018 • 55 min
The season premiere of “Million Dollar Listing: New York” gave us everything we’ve come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble. See acast.com/privacy…
RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
Jun 11, 2018 • 54 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse’s escort? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a…
Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
Jun 8, 2018 • 94 min
Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week’s Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become…
RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
Jun 7, 2018 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny’s new jeans line and Luann’s great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon…
Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
Jun 6, 2018 • 67 min
The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To…
SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
Jun 5, 2018 • 50 min
The “Southern Charm: New Orleans” season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We’re here to recap it all, from Reagan’s pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama. See acast.com/privacy for privacy…
RHOP: He’s a Real Nowhere Sherman
Jun 4, 2018 • 65 min
Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
Jun 1, 2018 • 101 min
We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley’s awfulness on “Southern Charm.” In a situation like this, there’s only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging. See acast.com/privacy for privacy…
RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
May 31, 2018 • 80 min
Christmas on “Real Housewives of New York” brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann’s arrest, this episode has everything. And let’s not overlook Ramona seething “You don’t support other women!” at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our…
BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
May 30, 2018 • 60 min
You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you’ll be the one who’s toast! See what we did there? It’s another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we’ve got all the petty workplace problems…
RHOP: Extra Medium
May 29, 2018 • 54 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it,…
Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
May 28, 2018 • 39 min
We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making…
Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
May 25, 2018 • 85 min
The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week’s bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.…
RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
May 24, 2018 • 100 min
The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is? This week’s bonus is a chill stroll through the mall…
BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
May 23, 2018 • 58 min
You know you’re a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest’s journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And…
PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
May 22, 2018 • 79 min
The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!! See…
RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
May 21, 2018 • 79 min
Karen’s fragrance journey looks like it’s veering off the road, and Monique’s not even the one behind the wheel. We’re recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen! See…
SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
May 18, 2018 • 80 min
This week’s “Southern Charm” is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we’re in for maximum eye rolls. But here’s the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn’s! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New…
RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
May 17, 2018 • 82 min
Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using “Get off my jock!” against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles’ stain?…
Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
May 16, 2018 • 78 min
Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we’re in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say “Banana” in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week’s bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the…
PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
May 15, 2018 • 97 min
Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode. See…
RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
May 14, 2018 • 72 min
The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week’s bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon…
Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
May 11, 2018 • 97 min
This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi’s family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it’s a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless…
RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
May 11, 2018 • 69 min
Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week’s Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon…
The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
May 10, 2018 • 83 min
The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we’re talking Jax’s tragic loss, Scheana and Lala’s rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious…
PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)
May 10, 2018 • 76 min
Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!! ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com…
RHOBH: The End Period
May 9, 2018 • 66 min
It’s Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It’s more fun that it sounds. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San…
RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
May 7, 2018 • 75 min
Candiace isn’t playing sweet anymore on “Real Housewives of Potomac,” and we’re all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
SouthernCharm: Hatin’ On Peyton
May 4, 2018 • 107 min
Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on “Southern Charm” is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It’s another takedown… but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk “Southern Charm New Orleans” and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the…
RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
May 3, 2018 • 92 min
Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We’ve got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup. See acast.com/privacy for…
RHOBH: Gag Bag
May 2, 2018 • 56 min
It’s Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added…
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
May 1, 2018 • 39 min
We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your…
PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
May 1, 2018 • 115 min
The season finale of “Vanderpump Rules” did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick… well… he’s just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us…
RHOP: Ball Busters
Apr 30, 2018 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a…
Southern Charm: Boy’s Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
Apr 27, 2018 • 93 min
Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy’s night/girl’s night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week’s bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP!…
RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
Apr 26, 2018 • 88 min
The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton’s trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week’s bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber…
RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
Apr 25, 2018 • 64 min
Time for part 1 of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP’s BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
Apr 24, 2018 • 81 min
Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It’s just part of the madness of “Vanderpump Rules.” Come check out our…
RHOA: Wig Out
Apr 23, 2018 • 83 min
The tenth season of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn’t let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion…
SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
Apr 20, 2018 • 89 min
Cameran’s baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia’s heart. Easier said than done. And that’s just the tip of the “Southern Charm” iceberg. We’re recapping everything - from Craig’s pillow high to JD’s awkward appearance. Plus, we share…
RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
Apr 19, 2018 • 87 min
The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny’s birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week’s bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
Apr 18, 2018 • 63 min
The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of “American Woman” at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still…
PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
Apr 17, 2018 • 91 min
Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We’re so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of “Vanderpump Rules,” culminating in the biggest bombshell…
RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
Apr 16, 2018 • 55 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week’s bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
Apr 16, 2018 • 89 min
Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode “Naked Wasted.” We had a blast - we hope you do too!! And remember that if you want to check out our…
SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol’ Boy, Bye
Apr 13, 2018 • 91 min
Time’s Up for JD as the women of “Southern Charm” finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It’s an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we’re here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because…
RHONY: Uncool Runnings
Apr 12, 2018 • 75 min
Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we’ve got a brand new recap of the latest “Real Housewives of New York” episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn’t REALLY a queen. In other words,…
RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don’t Give a F**k
Apr 11, 2018 • 63 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. This week’s bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus…
PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
Apr 10, 2018 • 82 min
Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week’s “Vanderpump Rules.” Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell…
RHOA: No Bones About It
Apr 9, 2018 • 64 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week’s bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a…
Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
Apr 6, 2018 • 76 min
Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don’t worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same. This week’s bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other…
RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
Apr 6, 2018 • 81 min
The Real Housewives of New York return, and it’s with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn’t have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
Apr 5, 2018 • 89 min
We’re live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we’re talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a…
Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk
Apr 4, 2018 • 95 min
Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! For all of our…
RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra
Apr 2, 2018 • 87 min
The season finale of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We’re covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You…
Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O’Donnell
Mar 30, 2018 • 95 min
The finale of the “Married To Medicine” reunion was so intense we couldn’t ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O’Donnell. We look fondly at “Vanderpump Rules” over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series…
SummerHouse: Drunk In Love
Mar 29, 2018 • 47 min
Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they’ll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the “Summer House.” Check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries
Mar 28, 2018 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to…amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned “You Don’t Remember NANNY K!!?!?” fight, and we couldn’t be more grateful. This week’s bonus is all about our trip to…
PumpRules: Bottle Episode
Mar 27, 2018 • 96 min
The “Vanderpump Rules” trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana’s devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode. See…
RHOA: The Daly Showed!
Mar 26, 2018 • 56 min
Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya’s life, and Sheree doesn’t understand nose rings. It’s an all around win. This week’s bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium…
Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
Mar 25, 2018 • 106 min
In the beginning…there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We’re live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy! This week’s…
Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
Mar 22, 2018 • 63 min
This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy! This week’s bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med…
RHOBH: Séance Anything
Mar 21, 2018 • 83 min
Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times’ sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It’s a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” See…
Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck
Mar 20, 2018 • 97 min
Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn’t stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy! This week’s bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium…
RHOA: Joking Hazard
Mar 19, 2018 • 70 min
Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)
Mar 16, 2018 • 126 min
We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the…
SummerHouse: Happily Everett After
Mar 15, 2018 • 49 min
It’s the moment we’ve all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it’s just as sloppy as you’d expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear
Mar 14, 2018 • 101 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump’s new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. This week’s bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
PumpRules: Creepy Controversy
Mar 13, 2018 • 91 min
“Vanderpump Rules” becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana’s brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him…
RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona
Mar 12, 2018 • 76 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? This week’s bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures
Mar 9, 2018 • 92 min
Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We’re in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week’s bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
Summer House: Carlbellion
Mar 8, 2018 • 59 min
The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy! This week’s bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag
Mar 7, 2018 • 85 min
Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she’s assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump’s bruised ego. It’s a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and…
PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas
Mar 6, 2018 • 95 min
Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy! This week’s bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments
Mar 5, 2018 • 67 min
Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables,…
RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive
Mar 2, 2018 • 86 min
The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only…
SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day
Mar 1, 2018 • 69 min
Parental visits don’t get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that’s what we learned on this week’s “Summer House.” Join us as we unpack the latest madness! And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast! Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com See…
RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders
Feb 28, 2018 • 82 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle’s new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy! This week’s bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium…
PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals
Feb 27, 2018 • 111 min
Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on “Vanderpump Rules.” Come join us as we recap it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOA: Unwelcome Mat
Feb 26, 2018 • 69 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat. This week’s bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago,…
Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?
Feb 23, 2018 • 98 min
This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For…
RHOBH: Don’t Cry For Me Kyle-gentina
Feb 22, 2018 • 76 min
This week’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is a battle Royale to find out who’s the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It’s a magnificent…
PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES
Feb 21, 2018 • 108 min
Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we’re recapping the epic “Vanderpump Rules” trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York’s ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to…
SummerHouse: Carl’s In Over His Head
Feb 20, 2018 • 74 min
Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we’re not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what’s really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness! See…
RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane
Feb 19, 2018 • 82 min
**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See…
TopChef: Elevated Cuisine
Feb 16, 2018 • 68 min
“Top Chef” heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Summer House: Carltastrophe
Feb 15, 2018 • 63 min
This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week’s bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOBH: Wrecks and the City
Feb 14, 2018 • 74 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week’s bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
PumpRules: It’s My Party, and I’ll Die If I Want To
Feb 13, 2018 • 77 min
Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week’s “Vanderpump Rules,” and if that all sounds a bit grim, don’t worry — there’s also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa’s doghouse and out of her dog event.…
RHOA: Where’s The Beef?
Feb 12, 2018 • 61 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha’s “No Beef” party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week’s bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother!…
Top Chef: Heeere’s Padma!
Feb 9, 2018 • 69 min
Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week’s bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities
Feb 8, 2018 • 79 min
Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week’s bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a…
RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit
Feb 7, 2018 • 75 min
On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who’s the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who’s closer with whom? It’s so petty it’s almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this…
PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino
Feb 6, 2018 • 97 min
Everyone’s saying problematic things on “Vanderpump Rules” this week. Whether it’s about race, body-shaming, or Jax’s worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Plus, there’s a fire. Danny Pellegrino…
2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!
Feb 5, 2018 • 114 min
It’s time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we’ve upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst)…
TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure
Feb 2, 2018 • 58 min
A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it’s time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is…
SummerHouse: Can’t Have Your Carl and Eat It Too
Feb 1, 2018 • 59 min
Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that’s not cool so she threw cake in Carl’s face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap! See…
RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver
Jan 31, 2018 • 69 min
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week’s bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it„…
PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?
Jan 30, 2018 • 83 min
On this week’s “Vanderpump Rules,” Brittany’s mom is ready to crucify Jax — or at least that’s what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to…
RHOA: Leave a Will
Jan 29, 2018 • 59 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi’s magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week’s bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it„ become a premium subscriber at…
RHONJ: Pretty in Clink
Jan 26, 2018 • 80 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week’s bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it„ become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens…
Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls
Jan 25, 2018 • 60 min
Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week’s bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it„ become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is…
RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses
Jan 24, 2018 • 73 min
Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It’s all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by…
#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta
Jan 23, 2018 • 84 min
Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week’s bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear…
RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Jan 22, 2018 • 73 min
A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can’t Fight Foyer with Foyer
Jan 20, 2018 • 73 min
We’re live in Boston for a second night, and this time we’re talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye
Jan 19, 2018 • 104 min
We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston! To hear our premium bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time
Jan 17, 2018 • 73 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It’s a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC,…
Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group
Jan 16, 2018 • 52 min
Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we’ve learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it’s that sometimes a man is…
RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth
Jan 15, 2018 • 80 min
There’s an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since “thrown under the bus” reached peak saturation on this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite…
TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?
Jan 12, 2018 • 70 min
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it’s a good ol’ fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONJ: Fall From Grace
Jan 11, 2018 • 86 min
On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy’s credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she’s fallen, and she can’t get up. Come listen to our recap of this disco-inferno-turned-ambulatory-care saga. See acast.com/privacy for privacy…
RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!
Jan 10, 2018 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don’t care, though, cuz they’re momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig
Jan 9, 2018 • 86 min
This week’s episode of “Vanderpump Rules” sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man… and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax’s redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels…
RHOA: Tea and Sympathy
Jan 8, 2018 • 49 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that’s dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week’s bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens…
Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?
Jan 5, 2018 • 67 min
Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let’s find out! This week’s bonus is all about our Christmas vacays. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station
Jan 4, 2018 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop? This week’s bonus is a recap of our Holiday Vacations. To hear it, become a premium…
RHOBH: Horsing Around
Jan 3, 2018 • 71 min
Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that’s cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for…
PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls
Jan 2, 2018 • 92 min
“Vanderpump Rules” kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We’re still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy…
Special Guest Amy Phillips!
Jan 2, 2018 • 88 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the latest fights on “Real Housewives of Orange County” and “New Jersey.” Then it’s off to Long Island to talk…
RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic
Dec 21, 2017 • 81 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? This week’s bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium…
RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird
Dec 20, 2017 • 77 min
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. This week’s bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium…
PumpRules: Jaxination
Dec 19, 2017 • 82 min
The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese! This week’s bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of…
RHOA: Love in the First Degree
Dec 18, 2017 • 48 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree’s new man. Collect that love, baby! This week’s bonus is about Ben’s bday weekend and Ronnie’s Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a…
Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Cheesy
Dec 15, 2017 • 99 min
If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn’t for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you’ll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes. This…
RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo
Dec 14, 2017 • 67 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week’s bonus is about Ronnie’s Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben’s birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber…
Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port
Dec 13, 2017 • 66 min
Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. Come join us for our recap of “Relationshep See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?
Dec 12, 2017 • 92 min
Epic revelations happen on this week’s “Vanderpump Rules.” First we learn the truth behind Faith’s allegations. Then we meet Stassi’s boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
RHOA: Bae Area Bride
Dec 11, 2017 • 65 min
Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Top Chef: Mile High
Dec 8, 2017 • 86 min
We’re turning 600, and to celebrate, we’re throwing a potluck! Actually, we’re just watching one on the “Top Chef: Colorado” premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, ; See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONJ: Posche Spice
Dec 7, 2017 • 70 min
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre’s attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We’re such a freakout over this. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother’s Circus
Dec 6, 2017 • 63 min
Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week’s bonus episode is a convo about Ben’s bday, Ronnie’s trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium…
PumpRules: Declaration of Faith
Dec 5, 2017 • 94 min
“Vanderpump Rules” is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOA: Marlo in the Middle
Dec 4, 2017 • 68 min
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new “You Are!” strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week’s bonus episode is a convo about Ben’s bday, Ronnie’s…
RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries
Nov 30, 2017 • 76 min
The drama on this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium…
BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)
Nov 29, 2017 • 47 min
“Below Deck” is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age
Nov 28, 2017 • 63 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday…
RHOA: Don’t Be Tardy for the White Party
Nov 27, 2017 • 72 min
Did you get your invite to Nene’s Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn’t either, but that didn’t stop her from crashing the partay.…
BelowDeck: It’s All Gravy (and Scallops)
Nov 23, 2017 • 78 min
Matt’s still serving up mediocre food on “Below Deck,” and if that’s not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle’s gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special Thanksgiving recap! See acast.com/privacy…
Married to Medicine: Track and Shield
Nov 22, 2017 • 76 min
It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick.…
RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?
Nov 21, 2017 • 60 min
Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a…
RHOA: Disco Infer-no
Nov 20, 2017 • 78 min
***This file was uploaded incorrectly. Re-uploaded! Sorry for the trouble! Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
Below Deck: Cougar Watch
Nov 17, 2017 • 71 min
Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap…
RHONJ: Trick or Retreat
Nov 16, 2017 • 74 min
This week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there’s no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap! See…
RHOD: Reunion Part L22
Nov 15, 2017 • 61 min
Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOC: Candle With Care
Nov 14, 2017 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOA: Baths & Showers
Nov 13, 2017 • 74 min
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho
Nov 10, 2017 • 49 min
Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium…
RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too
Nov 9, 2017 • 66 min
Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOD: PTSDildo
Nov 8, 2017 • 69 min
You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking
Nov 7, 2017 • 83 min
Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness. See…
RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers
Nov 6, 2017 • 73 min
**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear…
RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge
Nov 5, 2017 • 90 min
We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. We’re talking See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOD: Musical Epilogue
Nov 2, 2017 • 1 min
We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See…
Below Deck: The Musical
Nov 2, 2017 • 54 min
Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This…
RHOD: Rules of Engagement
Nov 1, 2017 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for…
RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017
Oct 31, 2017 • 64 min
It’s Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!! See acast.com/privacy for…
Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives
Oct 30, 2017 • 74 min
Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a…
BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?
Oct 27, 2017 • 73 min
“Below Deck” is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual romance, and Matt, well, he doesn’t quite find the balloon knot he was searching for in his ex, but hey,…
RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!
Oct 26, 2017 • 70 min
Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a…
RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence
Oct 25, 2017 • 65 min
It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become…
RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run
Oct 24, 2017 • 76 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little…
Shahs: Inglorious Bastards
Oct 23, 2017 • 77 min
Part 1 of the “Shahs of Sunset” reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything more? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side
Oct 20, 2017 • 85 min
Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See…
RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River
Oct 19, 2017 • 85 min
The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria
Oct 18, 2017 • 74 min
Something’s eating away at LeeAnne, and it’s not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She’s mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she’ll leave no notecard behind in order to uncover the truth! Come…
RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot
Oct 17, 2017 • 79 min
Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. It’s a See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line
Oct 16, 2017 • 72 min
Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef…
Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown
Oct 13, 2017 • 68 min
Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
RHONJ: Can’t Throw Your Cake and Have It Too
Oct 12, 2017 • 88 min
No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy’s cake, and when fighting words like “soggy”…
RHOD: Siesta Fiesta
Oct 11, 2017 • 53 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at…
RHOC: Belly Up!
Oct 10, 2017 • 66 min
Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See…
Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin’!
Oct 9, 2017 • 53 min
GG finally takes the stage on “Shahs of Sunset,” but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
BelowDeck: You’re No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!
Oct 6, 2017 • 65 min
There’s a new bosun on “Below Deck,” and no one likes him. But he’s got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific “Below Deck” dates. As Kate would say, “ha.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World
Oct 5, 2017 • 78 min
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a…
RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor
Oct 4, 2017 • 66 min
The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn’t go over well. And we love it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOC: Testes & Besties
Oct 3, 2017 • 73 min
Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug’s vasectomy, Vicki’s colon cleanse, Tamra’s rash, Peggy’s cancer, and Shannon’s marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down! See acast.com/privacy for…
Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye
Oct 2, 2017 • 70 min
The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and…
Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly
Sep 29, 2017 • 97 min
It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to…
Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken
Sep 28, 2017 • 91 min
Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we…
BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses
Sep 27, 2017 • 64 min
When the yacht bumps into the dock on “Below Deck,” Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno’s fatigue encounters Kate’s resting bitch face. It’s…
RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid
Sep 26, 2017 • 76 min
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Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues
Sep 25, 2017 • 56 min
GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium…
RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!
Sep 22, 2017 • 81 min
There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras,…
BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron
Sep 21, 2017 • 41 min
This week’s “Below Deck” finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do
Sep 20, 2017 • 65 min
There’s plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron’s Jack Daniels humiliation…
RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball
Sep 19, 2017 • 82 min
Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd’s house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our…
Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle
Sep 18, 2017 • 79 min
GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through…
RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela’s Tears
Sep 15, 2017 • 45 min
The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts
Sep 14, 2017 • 64 min
Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of…
RHOD: Memphis Door Belle
Sep 13, 2017 • 59 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there’s a rift a-brewin’ in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens…
RHOC: The Shady in Red
Sep 12, 2017 • 77 min
Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For…
Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization
Sep 11, 2017 • 65 min
This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and…
RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns
Sep 8, 2017 • 54 min
After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more…
BelowDeck: Tender Greens
Sep 7, 2017 • 81 min
Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and…
RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder
Sep 6, 2017 • 60 min
Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium…
RHOC: Getting Dragged
Sep 5, 2017 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes…
Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador
Sep 4, 2017 • 115 min
It’s our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic “Scary Island” episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it’s on for the main event: a round table…
RHOAKL: RHOShauckland
Sep 1, 2017 • 84 min
The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at…
RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)
Aug 31, 2017 • 70 min
The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage…
RHOD: I Can’t Feel My Two-Face When I’m With You
Aug 30, 2017 • 73 min
Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It’s a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it’s another exciting episode of RHOD’s triumphant second season, and we are here for…
RHOC: Race to the Finish
Aug 29, 2017 • 72 min
David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at…
Shahs: Are You Being Sherv’d?
Aug 28, 2017 • 67 min
It’s the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he’s been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It’s a…
RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay
Aug 25, 2017 • 53 min
The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it’s a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That’s why she brought Lea along to punish and torment.…
RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword
Aug 24, 2017 • 68 min
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever find a happy place? We’re not sure the…
RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day
Aug 23, 2017 • 77 min
It’s time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it’s worth it. Come see how this weiner handles the ladies in yet another…
RHOC: Noblebetch
Aug 22, 2017 • 79 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get…
Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea
Aug 21, 2017 • 52 min
The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get…
RHOAuckland: Method Madness
Aug 18, 2017 • 56 min
The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our…
RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?
Aug 17, 2017 • 112 min
Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis,…
RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate
Aug 16, 2017 • 69 min
Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe…
RHOC: Sip ‘n’ Seeing Red
Aug 15, 2017 • 74 min
The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan’s sip ‘n’ see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and…
#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin’!
Aug 14, 2017 • 46 min
The Israeli odyssey on “Shahs of Sunset” continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it’s Shabbat with Mike’s family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap…
RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls
Aug 11, 2017 • 67 min
The claws are out for Anne’s big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they’re the real cats, now and forever. Come listen to our recap and then…
RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy
Aug 10, 2017 • 93 min
The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn’t spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style. See…
BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown
Aug 9, 2017 • 58 min
Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at…
RHOC: Justice Lip Clip
Aug 8, 2017 • 78 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at…
Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel
Aug 7, 2017 • 64 min
Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at…
RHOAKL: Angela Ain’t Saying She’s a Gold Digger…
Aug 4, 2017 • 62 min
The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle’s house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a _________. Daggers are thrown! And we catch ever last one of them. If you’re not watch Real Housewives of…
RHONY: Spanish Rose
Aug 3, 2017 • 78 min
BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier
Aug 2, 2017 • 100 min
Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk “Below Deck Mediterranean.” She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this…
RHOC: Betch Erasure
Aug 1, 2017 • 68 min
Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel
Jul 31, 2017 • 72 min
Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing “Peace in the Middle East” Halloween party. We have all the “Shahs of Sunset” cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen! See…
RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models
Jul 28, 2017 • 70 min
We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.…
RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages
Jul 27, 2017 • 72 min
Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.…
BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers
Jul 26, 2017 • 63 min
The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on “Below Deck Mediterranean.” We’ve got it all covered on today’s episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy…
RHOC: Weight, Weight… Don’t Tell Me!
Jul 25, 2017 • 74 min
Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say “spiral,” here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she’s down. It’s a plate-throwin’, guinea-pig-poopin’ edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic…
Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right
Jul 24, 2017 • 62 min
Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.…
RHONY: Livin’ La Vida LuAnn
Jul 20, 2017 • 72 min
The ladies of “Real Housewives of New York” head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It’s nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your…
RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S #500!
Jul 20, 2017 • 97 min
It’s our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of “Real Housewives of Orange County.” We didn’t…
Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed
Jul 19, 2017 • 78 min
Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors
Jul 18, 2017 • 93 min
Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the “Southern Charm” reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep’s dating problems, Shep’s issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it’s on to “Real Housewives of Potomac” where we…
Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset
Jul 17, 2017 • 58 min
Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live…
BelowDeckMed: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Jul 14, 2017 • 69 min
It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam’s cookies. Literally. She doesn’t like them. Or maybe she’s deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we’ve got the latest episode of “Below Deck Mediterranean” covered,…
#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff
Jul 13, 2017 • 87 min
We’re just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap…
#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out
Jul 11, 2017 • 68 min
It’s reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne’er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We’re recapping it all - from Kathryn’s fiery rose dress to Craig’s formative gender studies education. Come join us, and…
#494 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)
Jul 11, 2017 • 64 min
Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.…
#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames
Jul 10, 2017 • 89 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor
Jul 6, 2017 • 68 min
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP
Jul 3, 2017 • 49 min
Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at…
#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements
Jun 30, 2017 • 64 min
“Southern Charm Savannah” ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley’s masquerade fundraiser, leaving her…
#489 RHONY: Ski Clip
Jun 29, 2017 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See…
#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM
Jun 28, 2017 • 64 min
Lesson learned from this week’s Below Deck: Mediterranean - don’t text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week’s hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys…
#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!
Jun 27, 2017 • 78 min
It’s the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep’s leg. Garsh! We’re here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn’s outfit to Naomi’s musical cues. So much fun. Come listen! See…
#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo
Jun 26, 2017 • 44 min
Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and…
#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue
Jun 23, 2017 • 53 min
This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks ‘Second Wives Club’ and RHONY
Jun 22, 2017 • 42 min
Katie Cazorla of “Second Wives Club” is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day
Jun 22, 2017 • 73 min
Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters
Jun 21, 2017 • 63 min
Don’t ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah’s gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a…
#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner
Jun 20, 2017 • 85 min
This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group…
#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber
Jun 19, 2017 • 94 min
Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these…
#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges
Jun 16, 2017 • 64 min
Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we’ve got a classic Bravo fight! It’s everything we want out of “Southern Charm: Savannah” plus rancid oysters! And to top it off, we’ve got…
Do The D’Agostino - Official Single
Jun 16, 2017 • 2 min
Your song of the summer has arrived: “Do The D’Agostino” is LuAnn D’Agostino’s dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#479 RHONY: Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!
Jun 15, 2017 • 66 min
It’s the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week’s episode of “Real Housewives of New York,” and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show. Also, talk of Chinatown,…
#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns
Jun 14, 2017 • 56 min
The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy…
#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose
Jun 13, 2017 • 63 min
The “Southern Charm” love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We’ve got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the…
#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience
Jun 12, 2017 • 75 min
Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#475 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!
Jun 9, 2017 • 57 min
A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures
Jun 8, 2017 • 79 min
This week’s Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny’s blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda’s bedroom, Jill Zarin’s triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we’ve recapped it all. Come listen!…
#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive
Jun 7, 2017 • 66 min
Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it’s a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia’s wearing his hat! See…
#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!
Jun 6, 2017 • 59 min
Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy…
#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder
Jun 5, 2017 • 78 min
Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn’t be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle.…
#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage
Jun 2, 2017 • 72 min
It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus…
#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It’s Not About Chicken
Jun 1, 2017 • 68 min
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus…
#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I’ve Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!
May 31, 2017 • 62 min
The anchors aren’t the only things all tangled up on “Below Deck: Mediterranean.” There’s a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it’s more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a…
#467 SouthernCharm: No Man’s Landon
May 30, 2017 • 55 min
Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son’s birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our…
#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion
May 30, 2017 • 78 min
Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones,…
#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race
May 26, 2017 • 88 min
First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in…
#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires
May 25, 2017 • 64 min
‘Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That’s right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we’re here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there’s plenty of stuff…
#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz
May 24, 2017 • 47 min
Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari
May 23, 2017 • 65 min
Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and…
#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who’s Eating Emu (or Agu)?
May 22, 2017 • 78 min
Emu isn’t the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley’s business (literally). Then it’s on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a…
#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers
May 19, 2017 • 65 min
Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley’s house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That’s what we find out on this latest episode of “Southern Charm: Savannah.” Come listen to our recap and then…
#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine
May 18, 2017 • 53 min
This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob
May 17, 2017 • 61 min
On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and…
#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N’ Shep Roses
May 16, 2017 • 60 min
Sun’s out, guns out. The cast of “Southern Charm” has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don’t count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover…
#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics
May 15, 2017 • 61 min
Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
#455: Live at the Improv!
May 13, 2017 • 78 min
Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things…
#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan
May 12, 2017 • 67 min
Robyn gets a “Juantervention,” Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a “realty” check. It’s all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!! See…
#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead
May 11, 2017 • 68 min
Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems
May 10, 2017 • 52 min
The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and…
#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits
May 9, 2017 • 86 min
Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group…
#450 RHOA: Frick & Fractured
May 8, 2017 • 69 min
It’s the epic showdown we’ve all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it’s crazy. We’re not sure what the future holds for shady Phae-Phae, and we’re…
Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa
May 6, 2017 • 31 min
Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out where the idea came from and where…
#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!
May 5, 2017 • 71 min
The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group…
#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors
May 4, 2017 • 72 min
This week’s episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona’s birthday). We’ve got it all covered, and as an added bonus, there’s even a musical medley mid-show. Sing along with us on this…
#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy
May 3, 2017 • 52 min
**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST. Get ready, cuz Handy Sandy is in charge. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life
May 2, 2017 • 68 min
Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on “Southern Charm.” Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest
May 1, 2017 • 71 min
**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov**It’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s getting dark. Thankfully, it’s still fun cuz people accuse others of having Groupon…
#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold
Apr 28, 2017 • 70 min
The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and… shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there was a Sweet 16 for Sha-Sha’s daughter,…
#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)
Apr 27, 2017 • 79 min
Dorinda hasn’t yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second of the fight - from the bag of bananas…
#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies
Apr 26, 2017 • 67 min
**We’re doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** The final reunion of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a lot of victims claiming to not be victims, soap stars…
#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler
Apr 25, 2017 • 57 min
This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!
Apr 24, 2017 • 80 min
The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya’s side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break down everything from the “bullying” to the abuse to Matt to Phaedra. It’s a big, fun episode.…
#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat
Apr 21, 2017 • 61 min
While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release? Either way, he’s got his hands full, and so do we with this week’s recap of “Southern Charm.” Afterwards, it’s…
#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation
Apr 20, 2017 • 74 min
Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny
Apr 19, 2017 • 67 min
It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup
Apr 18, 2017 • 84 min
“Vanderpump Rules” season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben and Ronnie dissect every ounce of the confrontation, rigorously defending and attacking all parties involved…
#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi
Apr 17, 2017 • 107 min
RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s celebrate bad choices together on…
#434 Southern Charm: When In Roam, Only Do Billionaires
Apr 14, 2017 • 62 min
Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See…
#433 RHONY: Curl, Interrupted
Apr 13, 2017 • 74 min
Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here’s what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex’s place when she tried to retrieve a…
#432 RHOBH: Re-Vagunited & It Feels So Good
Apr 12, 2017 • 53 min
The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See…
#431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter
Apr 11, 2017 • 60 min
Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words will Katie spew this week? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe
Apr 10, 2017 • 86 min
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around… basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim…
#429 Southern Charm: 4th Time’s The Charm
Apr 7, 2017 • 58 min
“Southern Charm” is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot to do Mailbag today! See…
#428 RHONY: Get a Brain
Apr 6, 2017 • 67 min
The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
#426 PumpRules: Reunited AF
Apr 4, 2017 • 73 min
It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from part one of this pure madness. Come join in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina
Apr 4, 2017 • 69 min
It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#425 RHOP: Challenged Slime Buckets
Apr 3, 2017 • 48 min
Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out…
#424 RHOA: The Prison Bitch
Apr 3, 2017 • 60 min
Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s…
#423: Epic Southern Charm Season 4 Preview
Mar 30, 2017 • 70 min
Grab your mint juleps: the next season of “Southern Charm” begins next week, and we’re here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, we’re going granular again, dissecting every.single.thing. in the preview - from the bagel pillows to that…
#422 RHOBH: All That Glitters Is Not Gold
Mar 29, 2017 • 66 min
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna’s coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump’s Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her head. We’re here to break it all…
#421 PumpRules: Loving You Schwartz and All
Mar 28, 2017 • 63 min
Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV…
#420 RHOA: Matt On A Hot Tin Roof
Mar 27, 2017 • 60 min
The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we’re here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode — from the Cargo fashion show to Phaedra’s newest not-client. Shadiness ensues. See…
#419 Sweet Home Oklahoma: Spirit Zingers
Mar 24, 2017 • 59 min
Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH…
#418: Talking with Cristina and Kyle from ‘Summer House’
Mar 23, 2017 • 66 min
“Summer House” never got a reunion on Bravo; so we’re here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama from the summer (including their very own fight in the season finale). We talk about how the show came…
#417 RHOBH: Tears of a Bot
Mar 22, 2017 • 62 min
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika feels things more and then her feelings up a giant hole in the Earth and no one survives. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#416 PumpRules: May The Schwartz Be With You
Mar 21, 2017 • 61 min
After a seasons of ups and downs (and by “ups,” we mean “lesser downs”), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom’s brothers to Katie’s boning! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See…
#415 RHOA: Triflin’ Alhoa
Mar 20, 2017 • 55 min
The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also,…
#414: It’s a RHONY Preview Episode, Okaaaay?
Mar 17, 2017 • 63 min
“Real Housewives of New York” is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview one shot at a time (or at least as close as we can get). We had fun. Hope you do too. Afterwards, Crappens…
#413 Summer House: The Final Carl (?)
Mar 16, 2017 • 67 min
Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Will Christina’s arm anger choreography ever find its audience? Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars
Mar 15, 2017 • 62 min
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna’s milkshake “sixth…
#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls
Mar 14, 2017 • 63 min
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice
Mar 13, 2017 • 60 min
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it’s the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha’s sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything…
#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)
Mar 10, 2017 • 71 min
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on “Summer House.” At least, that’s what this latest episode would indicate. Come join us as we unpack the glory of “Summer House,” from Kyle’s Ukrainian booty call to the…
#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons
Mar 9, 2017 • 69 min
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3
Mar 8, 2017 • 64 min
Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#406 VPR: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!
Mar 7, 2017 • 78 min
It’s getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing’s for certain: Brittany sure loves milk! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale
Mar 6, 2017 • 81 min
Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out…
#404 Summer House: Twinjured
Mar 3, 2017 • 57 min
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV…
#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay
Mar 2, 2017 • 69 min
“Married To Medicine” finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie’s marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that there’s anything wrong with it), and…
#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!
Mar 1, 2017 • 98 min
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that’s what Rinna did on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she ‘fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don’t worry - at least there was plenty of cheesecake around. Also,…
#401 PumpRules: Love Spins
Feb 28, 2017 • 72 min
The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
#400 TopChef: One Day You’re Mayan, The Next Day You’re Out
Feb 27, 2017 • 63 min
It’s our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo’s best and oldest shows - “Top Chef”? Ben and Ronnie break down every detail of this season’s penultimate episode — from the birds to the tamales. There are only…
#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!
Feb 24, 2017 • 86 min
Here’s something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of “Reality Life with Kate Casey.” Basically, we went to her studio, and we talked “Summer House,” but also “Bachelor,” “Southern Charm,” “Vanderpump Rules,” and more. And…
#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars
Feb 23, 2017 • 98 min
Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic on Married to Medicine? We have no idea, but we’re really enjoying the journey. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster
Feb 22, 2017 • 61 min
Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? Also, Kyle decides to go to Team Eden, Dorit is poised to accuse yet another cast member of being a drug…
#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!
Feb 21, 2017 • 67 min
Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (“The People’s Couch”) join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of “Vanderpump Rules.” We get into all the messy situations: Tom’s Sia wig, Jax’s urine stream, Katie’s lace dress, and the many,…
#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch
Feb 20, 2017 • 67 min
It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast…
#394 Summer House: Geek Love
Feb 17, 2017 • 51 min
The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out…
#393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond
Feb 16, 2017 • 98 min
The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out — all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and then some, and ultimately, everyone…
#392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!
Feb 15, 2017 • 76 min
It’ll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full on forgot about that time when she told Eden ON CAMERA that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was close to…
#391 PumpRules: Beads to the Face
Feb 14, 2017 • 75 min
The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#390 TopChef: Padma, Roll Up The Partition Please
Feb 13, 2017 • 71 min
We’re getting down to the nitty gritty on “Top Chef: Charleston,” and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. Also, using a sous-vide machine = death, but surely every chef knows that by now, right? Right? Ben and…
#389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned
Feb 10, 2017 • 50 min
The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! “Summer House” continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that’s what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their feud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don’t…
#388: Ladies of London: Vacating the Throne
Feb 9, 2017 • 62 min
We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also,…
#387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation
Feb 8, 2017 • 61 min
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out…
#386 PumpRules: Ground Control to Model Tom
Feb 7, 2017 • 72 min
Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter’s roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch with his inner-thespian by shooting a dramatic cameo in Peter’s new sci-fi blockbuster. Meanwhile, Katie is…
#385 Top Chef & Married2Med: Mash Up Marriage
Feb 6, 2017 • 72 min
Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage on display again in this week’s Married to Medicine and loses pretty hard after pitting up an event against…
#384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cazorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!
Feb 3, 2017 • 86 min
Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus…
#383 Ladies of London: A Midsummer Night’s Scream
Feb 2, 2017 • 51 min
We’re feeling puckish for today’s recap of “Ladies of London,” which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer’s Eve. There’s herring, gravlax, and a dollop of screaming. Grab your twisted bread on a stick and get ready to roast your carbs and these…
#382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald
Feb 1, 2017 • 66 min
Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it’s the premiere of Listener Spotlight!…
#381 PumpRules: Wiggy Pie Ambush
Jan 31, 2017 • 76 min
James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no saving that kid. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and…
#380 TopChef & RHOA: Icebox Cake, Glamping, and Curtis Stone
Jan 30, 2017 • 85 min
We’re talking “Top Chef” and “RHOA” today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it’s on to glamping madness on Real Housewives of Atlanta. But to start things off, Ben tells us about eating at Curtis Stone’s restaurant,…
#379: Checking in with Dame Brian Moylan; Also, Summer House & Married to Medicine
Jan 27, 2017 • 92 min
Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the state of Bravo. We take on Lala, Kelly Dodd, Heather Dubrow, and many more in our free-flowing…
#378 Ladies of London: Rowing Rows
Jan 26, 2017 • 56 min
There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group…
#377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield
Jan 25, 2017 • 124 min
Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#376 PumpRules: Roasts & Residencies; Special Guest Amy Phillips
Jan 24, 2017 • 83 min
Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips (“Reality Checked,” “Watch What Happens Live!”) joins Ben and Ronnie for a Vanderpump Rules recap. But first, the trio…
#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsty Children W Latitude
Jan 23, 2017 • 98 min
It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children and Porsha loses it. Multiple times. Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#374 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day
Jan 20, 2017 • 78 min
It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies are in Hawaii for do it yourself couple’s therapy, and Toya finally finds her dream house. Will it wash…
#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip
Jan 19, 2017 • 38 min
Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The “Ladies of London” are still in their Scottish castle, and here’s a shocker — they’re getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe…
#372 RHOBH: If You Don’t Look Sober, We Don’t Look Sober
Jan 18, 2017 • 72 min
Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we’re not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It’s all so beautiful and emotional and… hold on, hold on… oh here we go again…
#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist
Jan 17, 2017 • 70 min
It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones,…
#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer
Jan 16, 2017 • 93 min
Not one, but two surprising eliminations on “Top Chef: Charleston” this week, and we’re here to help pick up the pieces. Then it’s on to “Real Housewives of Atlanta” where Kenya may be due for some broken window policing. But first, we check in on Bravo’s…
#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy
Jan 13, 2017 • 48 min
Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, “Summer House” has arrived, and it’s just as vapid and hilarious as you’d imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of winter, but these douches are making it…
#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters
Jan 11, 2017 • 54 min
It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And will anyone eat the pudding? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry
Jan 11, 2017 • 69 min
It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at…
#366 PumpRules: Look Who’s Montauk-ing
Jan 10, 2017 • 72 min
The dueling trips on “Vanderpump Rules” continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of “Summer House.” We cover every thing from the NASCAR races to the Steve Jobs turtlenecks. So, set up a charcuterie platter, grab…
#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts
Jan 9, 2017 • 92 min
This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also, a beautiful ghost comes to Top Chef, and the chick who looks like Lena Dunham sobs ugly-ily. Enjoy!…
#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths
Jan 5, 2017 • 52 min
Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also,…
#363 Ladies of London: Don’t Be Tardy For The Queen’s Party
Jan 5, 2017 • 59 min
What’s worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on “Ladies of London.” Come join the rainy day fun as we dissect everything from Juliet’s blog to Sophie’s TRX trainer. See…
#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit
Jan 4, 2017 • 70 min
Dorit can’t remember her dinner party, but we won’t let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#361 PumpRules: Nautical Fruits
Jan 3, 2017 • 60 min
It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselves. But will Jax ever find a shower? Why is Katie hoarding low calorie treats? And why is Stassi begging…
#360: Kandi Koated Fights
Jan 2, 2017 • 80 min
New Year, New Crappens! We’re 5 days a week now, and we’re kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Kandi-Phaedra feud spins off the rails as Porsha gets involved in the mess. Then it’s on to Top Chef where a…
#359: 2016 Crappies Awards
Dec 27, 2016 • 84 min
With 2016 drawing to a close, it’s time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out the vaunted Golden Crappy to a variety of winners from categories such as Best Bravo Star and Best…
#358: It’s Not Rude… It’s English
Dec 22, 2016 • 156 min
Erika Jayne’s basic instincts gets Dorit’s panties in a twist, and we know it’s only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud. Then it’s off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand…
#357: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna
Dec 20, 2016 • 111 min
Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video…
#356: Becoming a Sandwich
Dec 15, 2016 • 161 min
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and old English ladies that hate them, and Married to Medicine has a brawl at a cancer/boob party. Subscribe…
#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)
Dec 13, 2016 • 129 min
Katherine Spiers, food editor of “LA Weekly” and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of “Top Chef” - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it’s slut shaming and gay pride on “Vanderpump…
#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco
Dec 8, 2016 • 122 min
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We’ve got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika’s Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to “Ladies of London,” which has more gift shop…
#354: Below Deck Special - Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview
Dec 8, 2016 • 60 min
Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-hole? And has anyone made up with Ben? On Twitter, you can find Kate at @Kate_Chastain and Kelley…
#352: The Crumb
Dec 6, 2016 • 140 min
James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus…
#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED
Dec 1, 2016 • 107 min
“Ladies of London” is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere. Then it’s on to “Below Deck” and “Married to Medicine.” Plus, gossip about Scheana Shay, and a casual…
#350: Hitting the Iceberg
Nov 29, 2016 • 96 min
Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat…
#349: Let’s Talk Turkey About VPR
Nov 22, 2016 • 108 min
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV… the list goes on. Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of…
#348: Thirst Babies
Nov 21, 2016 • 89 min
In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs aren’t scrambled. Hope you’re feeling fertile! Enjoy!…
#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables
Nov 17, 2016 • 127 min
Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live…
“I’ve Got Your Keys” - by DJ JK
Nov 16, 2016 • 0 min
New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules’s illest DJ, James Kennedy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#346: Dog and Phony Show
Nov 15, 2016 • 132 min
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she’s not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we’re talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real…
#345: ‘Below Deck’ Just Got Liza’d!!
Nov 10, 2016 • 121 min
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from “Secrets & Wives” turned up on this week’s episode of “Below Deck,” and we couldn’t have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra’s use of the word “queen” to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea…
#344: Return of Poor People Drama
Nov 8, 2016 • 159 min
***This episode was cut short and re-uploaded! Full length is two hours and thirty nine minutes! Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the season by saying WOW a lot before laughing our butts off…
#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms
Nov 3, 2016 • 110 min
This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper metaphor? Do toilets really resonate? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for…
#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!
Nov 1, 2016 • 127 min
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you’ve been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today’s SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly…
#341: She’s Just Yacht That Into You
Oct 27, 2016 • 113 min
Love may be in the air on “Below Deck,” but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it’s on to “Yours, Mine, or Ours,” which…
#340: Nothin’ But a Bikini and Prayer
Oct 25, 2016 • 112 min
It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. Dolores finally finished her kitchen, so there’s that. Subscribe at…
#339: From Hair to Eternity
Oct 20, 2016 • 108 min
Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Texas on Yours Mine or Ours, and his old relationship issues creep into his real estate sales. Subscribe at…
#338: Irish Goodbye
Oct 18, 2016 • 107 min
The “Real Housewives of Orange County” weren’t about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and simmering tension, all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the morning. What happened? Hard to say. But…
#337: Window Shade
Oct 13, 2016 • 109 min
Major drama on “Below Deck” this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo’s laughably bad HGTV knock-off, “Yours, Mine, or Ours” and wrap up with some…
#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools
Oct 11, 2016 • 112 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she’s not going where to people who don’t care. Enjoy! We have…
#335: Tanties
Oct 6, 2016 • 102 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing along despite the douchiest guests of the season! You can subscribe to our premium feed at…
#334: Vermonster Mash
Oct 4, 2016 • 117 min
It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that’s all about candles and deception. And peas — both frozen and brain size. Then we head to Vermont where the women of…
#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow
Sep 29, 2016 • 82 min
We hit the high seas for this week’s juicy episode of “Below Deck,” which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let’s just say it doesn’t end well for him. We have all the details of this high stress ep, from Kate’s…
#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!
Sep 28, 2016 • 89 min
In case you couldn’t make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don’t worry: we are here to help. Here’s the show we recorded at the podfest, and to mark the occasion, we had our old friend Molly McAleer join us up on stage. Listen as we talk Bravo, do a…
#331: Bye Bye Betch
Sep 27, 2016 • 106 min
Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s also a Superfight update! This week’s premium bonus episode…
#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week
Sep 22, 2016 • 103 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at…
#329: Mommie Dearest
Sep 20, 2016 • 91 min
It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador’s kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon’s mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were irreversibly changed. Come hear the whole…
#328: C’est Fini!
Sep 15, 2016 • 119 min
It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the “Real Housewives of New York” reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona — everything. Plus,…
#327: Gerbil Anger
Sep 13, 2016 • 117 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent neglect. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links…
#326: Don’t Be Cross
Sep 8, 2016 • 115 min
Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbourne went on a RHOBH sightseeing trip in Dubai, and Below Deck returned with a new cross (eyed douche) to…
#325: Slow Your Roll, Tamra
Sep 6, 2016 • 106 min
Strap your helmet on tight because we’re going dune buggying with “Real Housewives of Orange County.” Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it’s off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in the streets about the mob and the…
#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend
Sep 1, 2016 • 128 min
The epic season 8 of “Real Housewives of New York” continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week’s “Real Housewives of Melbourne.” Come listen! 00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:12:58 - RHONY Reunion Part 1 01:23:41 - Real…
#323: Extra Trerrestrial
Aug 30, 2016 • 86 min
Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Housewives of New Jersey were extra Trerestrial. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at…
#322: Human Piñatas
Aug 25, 2016 • 132 min
Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com!…
#321: Lil’ Vow Wow
Aug 23, 2016 • 123 min
Wedding vows and cabinets: that’s what today’s episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we’ve got all the matrimonial bliss (and renewal) covered. And in the middle, we tackle Dolores’s journey through a home renovation. Stay…
#320: LuAnn Buries Her Head In The Sandbar
Aug 18, 2016 • 120 min
It’s all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of “Watch What Crappens.” On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami’s Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny’s big confrontation with Lu about Tom’s photos. Then there’s Real Housewives of…
#319: The Cut Fitness-O Word
Aug 16, 2016 • 103 min
Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 18:30 RHOC 1:07:20 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus…
#318: Bully Punch and Chicken Lunch
Aug 11, 2016 • 123 min
Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense. Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 17:00…
#317: Parade of Nations, Grudges
Aug 9, 2016 • 109 min
“Watch What Crappens” is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the “Shahs of Sunset” reunion, Part 1. We’ll let you decide which is the high and which is…
#316: Tom’s Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone
Aug 4, 2016 • 119 min
Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today’s episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: “Real Housewives of New York” and “Real…
#315: Moons and Loons
Aug 2, 2016 • 133 min
Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening…
#314: Below Deck’s Kate Chastain and Apple Socks
Jul 28, 2016 • 124 min
Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on…
#313: Where the Disses Are Hers and Hers and His
Jul 26, 2016 • 114 min
Come on knock on our door. We’ve been waiting for you! It’s time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it’s on to MJ’s silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea…
#312: The Complete Lydiot’s Guide To Melbourne
Jul 21, 2016 • 139 min
So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we’ve got the recap today! Then it’s on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37…
#311: Jesus Did This
Jul 19, 2016 • 123 min
Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHOC…
#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups
Jul 14, 2016 • 143 min
Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they…
#309: The New Face of ‘Jersey’
Jul 12, 2016 • 114 min
Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we’ve got some new faces to hang out with too. First there’s Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy!…
#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)
Jul 7, 2016 • 110 min
Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 — Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real…
#307: The Non Housewives Awards!
Jul 5, 2016 • 93 min
We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming’s Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0…
#306: Game of Calzones
Jun 30, 2016 • 130 min
Grab your stolen pizza plate: we’re back with a brand new episode of “Watch What Crappens!” We’re talking RHONY, we’re talking Below Deck: Med, we’re talking eating disorders, we’re talking fibroids, we’re talking yachties, and we’re talking calzones!…
#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes
Jun 28, 2016 • 136 min
Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the Southern Charm reunion dressed like an…
#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylan: The Countess Report
Jun 23, 2016 • 152 min
Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and…
#303: Women on the Verge
Jun 21, 2016 • 179 min
When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon’s bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn’s feud with Landon to LeeAnne’s general anger…
#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!
Jun 16, 2016 • 115 min
“Real Housewives of New York City” is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY…
#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within
Jun 14, 2016 • 134 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of…
#300: 300
Jun 9, 2016 • 148 min
Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We…
#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)
Jun 7, 2016 • 149 min
It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she’d never smell again, but little did she know there’s nothing the “Real Housewives of Dallas” like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations,…
#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)
Jun 2, 2016 • 149 min
This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and “For Crying Out Loud” co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week’s epic, monumental, instant classic episode of “Real Housewives of New…
#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby
May 31, 2016 • 118 min
Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of…
#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds
May 26, 2016 • 163 min
Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon…
#295: Frito Pie, Felicia
May 24, 2016 • 123 min
Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we’re headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It’s a party at Heidi Dillon’s house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We’re talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs…
#294: The Rey Agenda
May 19, 2016 • 159 min
This week we meet Rey from “Real Housewives of New York.” He’s drunk, he’s flamboyant, and he thinks you’re TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we’re shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every…
#293: Terrifying Head Cases
May 17, 2016 • 135 min
Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re…
#292: Brace Yourself
May 12, 2016 • 133 min
Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on…
#291: Bourbon Legend
May 11, 2016 • 119 min
Raise your tumblers because we’re headed to Charleston for “Southern Charm” where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it’s off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in…
#290: Here’s To The Ladies Who Lunch
May 5, 2016 • 144 min
It’s Cinco De Mayo, and we’re celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving “Carrie,” “Frozen,” and mall food. Then it’s on to “Real Housewives of New York” as Bethenny…
#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House
May 3, 2016 • 110 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem 12:30 RHOD…
#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative
Apr 28, 2016 • 153 min
Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at…
#287: Violating Bow Code
Apr 27, 2016 • 101 min
Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we’ll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while you’re at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone…
#286: Don’t Have a Skinny Cow, Man
Apr 21, 2016 • 173 min
We’ve got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. It’s Yolanda vs. Lisa vs. Lisa vs. a Verizon bill. Then the crazy REALLY comes out on “Southern Charm” when Kathryn Dennis…
#285: Fecal Hatter
Apr 19, 2016 • 92 min
Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up “Dallas” for a hat scandal like none other. Then it’s the return of Vida on “Shahs of Sunset.” Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the “Potomac” reunion. Along the way, we…
#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery
Apr 14, 2016 • 136 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other really hard for episode two. Dang,…
#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker
Apr 12, 2016 • 111 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other while gaining lots of weight, and Real Housewives of Potomac had their first ever reunion. Lots of glitter.…
#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield
Apr 7, 2016 • 146 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another party day with non studio mics,…
#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle
Apr 5, 2016 • 142 min
After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today’s Watch What Crappens: 00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:24:51 - Southern Charm Season Premiere! THOMAAAAAS!!! 01:18:54 -…
Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!
Apr 5, 2016 • 0 min
We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv
Apr 5, 2016 • 53 min
We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still amazed. Thanks for everything you guys do for this show and us personally. Please enjoy this live bonus!! WE…
#280: It Ain’t No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye
Mar 31, 2016 • 151 min
We’re doing this tonight. We’re probably gonna start a fight. I know this can’t be right. Hey BABY come on! The Lisas are definitely out of sync on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we’re here to break down their breakdown in…
#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African
Mar 29, 2016 • 137 min
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race…
#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
Mar 25, 2016 • 145 min
Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s apartment huddled around a mic on gardening day, so…
#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes
Mar 22, 2016 • 125 min
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black (RHOMiami) and Brandi and Julie from The…
#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated
Mar 17, 2016 • 177 min
“Tour Group” is on hiatus, which means we have more time for “Beverly Hills” and “Vanderpump Rules.” How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don’t stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and “Vanderpump Rules”…
#275: Fed Up Strays
Mar 15, 2016 • 133 min
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got to look at…
#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts
Mar 10, 2016 • 159 min
Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a…
#273: Beaching and Moaning
Mar 8, 2016 • 140 min
Grab your thongs and tongs because we’re headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the “Real Housewives of Potomac” cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when…
#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring
Mar 3, 2016 • 157 min
It wouldn’t be “Watch What Crappens” if we weren’t talking about buttholes, and that’s what this episode is all about. From “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” to “Newlyweds: The First Year,” we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of…
#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos
Mar 1, 2016 • 141 min
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and…
#270: You’ve Got Fail
Feb 25, 2016 • 164 min
Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email read by the cast. Newlyweds introduced us to the least…
#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli
Feb 23, 2016 • 120 min
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields’ reading skills, Karen’s passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef’s rappers-cum-historians. Here’s the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo! 00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag!…
#268: Munchausen Hunters International
Feb 18, 2016 • 165 min
This episode of “Watch What Crappens” is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That’s what’ll happen when there’s nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona…
#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife
Feb 16, 2016 • 124 min
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked…
#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!
Feb 11, 2016 • 123 min
Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS!…
“You’re a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)” by DJ JK
Feb 10, 2016 • 0 min
HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars
Feb 9, 2016 • 118 min
No “Atlanta” or “Potomac” this week; so instead, we’re spending extra time with “Vanderpump Rules.’ We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and a fresh new song from DJ James Kennedy. You’ll have to tune in to hear his new track. Then it’s on to “Top…
#264: Lisa Vanderpump Is Mad and Wants You To Know
Feb 4, 2016 • 160 min
Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, plus Newlyweds: The First Year. Here are the time codes for your listening pleasure: 00:00:00 - Intro…
#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now
Feb 2, 2016 • 132 min
NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-9:14 Chatter, hot Ben, free eagles…
#262: Do You Feel Better Now?
Jan 28, 2016 • 155 min
Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annulment, and Jax gets caught stealing sunglasses from a non Lisa owned establishment on Vanderpump Rules.…
#261: You Can’t Stop The Beat
Jan 27, 2016 • 161 min
This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on “Recipe for Deception,” a beat-less brunch on “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” crappy fish on “Top Chef,” and a petty lunch on “Real Housewives of Potomac.” 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:16 -…
#260: An Affair To Remember
Jan 21, 2016 • 180 min
Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Won’t you be a doll and listen to us gab about it? Here are the time codes: 00:10:46 - Crappens…
#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools
Jan 19, 2016 • 161 min
New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are checking out the catering at the Million Man March, and Vanderpump Rules is topless in Hawaii,…
#258: Old Babies
Jan 14, 2016 • 145 min
Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Cheshire are still discussing geriatric pregnancies (and whatever the hell Ampiker is talking about), and the…
#257: Literally, Crapping on Bravo
Jan 12, 2016 • 139 min
This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on “Vanderpump Rules.” Need we say more? Of course we do! Here’s the rundown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:09 - Real Housewives of ATL (Kenya meets her mom!) 01:04:06 - Top…
#256: Simply The Breasts
Jan 7, 2016 • 145 min
We go deep with “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” “Real Housewives of Cheshire,” and the second episode of “Newlyweds: The First Year” 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:10 - Crappens Mailbag: playing rock, paper, scissors with Bravo characters 00:18:06 - Real…
#255: Hanky Panky Marriage Fails
Jan 5, 2016 • 137 min
It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering our Bravo at the moment, from Vanderpump Rules (upcoming failed marriage), Newlyweds (in progress failed…
#254: Awards Special: The 2015 Crappies
Dec 31, 2015 • 142 min
We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! —————————- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For…
#253: DonJuan’s Pink Panties and Ariana’s Journal
Dec 29, 2015 • 138 min
It’s a very special episode of “Watch What Crappens.” Ronnie’s drunk, Ben’s caffeinated, and it’s very late at night. No wonder there are tangents about “White Christmas,” F. Scott Fitzgerald, and who knows what else. Definitely give this one a listen.…
#252: Horses, Ducks, and Bitches
Dec 24, 2015 • 137 min
It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” scampering ducks on “Real Housewives of Cheshire,” and nasty old bats everywhere else. Isn’t that just the best? Come listen to what we’re…
#251: Ham Moons Over Miami and the Great Chilean Sea Bass Debate
Dec 22, 2015 • 128 min
Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35 Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25 It’s Christmas week! What better time to discuss abusive nephews and ham slapping? The Real Housewives of Atlanta…
#250: Inbred Branded Not Pregnant Donkeys
Dec 17, 2015 • 169 min
Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance. 36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant donkey, new ho, Taylor Armstrong causes dramz. 1:38: Work Out: Fame hungry morons with butterface say “brand”…
#249: SUR WARS
Dec 15, 2015 • 142 min
It’s the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: “Watch What Crappens” visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and James and others! Plus, recaps of all the usual stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:21 - Our visit to SUR…
#248: Tuscan Ail
Dec 10, 2015 • 149 min
We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here’s what’s in store: 00:00:00 - Intro; 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag; 00:30:47 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap; 01:42:14 - Real…
#247: Top Heifers & Brah Wizards of Oz
Dec 8, 2015 • 147 min
This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it’s time for a quick Workout followed by a binge on Pride Day with the meth faced meat puppets on Vanderpump Rules.…
#246: Yolanda in the Lyme Light; Also, Inside the ‘Top Chef’ Premiere
Dec 3, 2015 • 169 min
Big episode today! We cover the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” premiere, give the inside scoop about the “Top Chef” premiere, make ridiculous impersonations of the “Real Housewives of Cheshire” ladies, and end it all with the “Below Deck” reunion,…
#245: Boat Fights and Cocky Busboys; Also, Yolanda and David Foster Split
Dec 1, 2015 • 144 min
Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here’s the episode rundown! 00:00 Intro 15:00 Atlanta Recap 33:50 Mike & Jessica (Shahs of Sunset) divorce 38:25 Back to the ATL recap 55:03 Yolanda & David Foster divorce news! 1:30:07…
#244: Wayl Brahd in Shesha & Bonus Hour w Katie Cazorla
Nov 27, 2015 • 116 min
Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Following is a special Bonus episode w Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, the upcoming Second Wives on E!). She…
#243: Way Below Deck: Behind the Scenes w/ Producer Nadine Rajabi and Kate Chastain
Nov 26, 2015 • 79 min
It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below Deck. Kate Chastain (Head Betch in Charge of BD) and Executive Producer Nadine Rajabi (Head Betch in Charge of Way BD) and Ronnie Karam (Head Bitch in Charge…
#242: Siriusly, Y’all! With Katie Cazorla and Julia Cunningham
Nov 25, 2015 • 156 min
Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole Bravs this holiday season. Julia Cunningham from Entertaiment Weekly’s Sirius XM Channel comes on a blind date to talk Vanderpump Rules, and Katie Cazorla…
#241: Special RHOA XLG Episode with Angie Thomas!
Nov 24, 2015 • 112 min
Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up is a gigantic episode all about The Real Housewives of Atlanta with the hilarious Angie Thomas (Deep Thots Podcast). Get your turkey steaming like a Kenya…
#240: Caught Between a Rocky and a Hard Place
Nov 19, 2015 • 108 min
The season 3 finale of “Below Deck” ended with some good ol’ fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he’d slept with Rocky, then he made her seem like she was the crazy one, then he bragged about it, and then he accused her…
#239: Be Nice to LaLa!
Nov 17, 2015 • 116 min
Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky’s wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy, and don’t forget to BE NICE TO LALA! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#238: Don’t Look For Gifts in the Horse’s Mouth
Nov 12, 2015 • 151 min
(**re-uploaded! If you had ish, this is a fresh upload. ;) )Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a mermaid tail this week on Below Deck, Ladies of London taught us all about polite fights, and we sent five Housewives to Space. Plus: Brooks admits mostly lying…
#237: Going Château-to-Toe with Shereé
Nov 10, 2015 • 143 min
We talk about the return of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” from Cynthia’s marital problems to Shereé’s Kenya problem. Then it’s on to “Vanderpump Rules” where we met Lala, and Inspector Kristen gets to the bottom of James’ infidelity. Sort of. Plus, we…
#236: Still Hot: Ladies of London Special
Nov 6, 2015 • 82 min
ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too fabulous an episode to not talk crap about, so did a special. How. Lucky. Are. YOU? Enjoy! Subscribe at…
#235: Two Hours with Kate Chastain of ‘Below Deck’
Nov 5, 2015 • 135 min
Hey “Below Deck” fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of “Below Deck!” First, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog on Twitter/Instagram) ask all the…
#234: Casseroles, Nose Cripples & Whistlers
Nov 3, 2015 • 164 min
Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses with all new terrible Val Pak surgery and Apres Ski puts even more poor people on the air. YAY! Subscribe…
#233: Dick Pics, Dick Vicks and Girthy Hicks
Oct 29, 2015 • 173 min
We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki’s gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck. Subscribe at…
#232: Gossiping About Bravo Stars With Heather McDonald
Oct 27, 2015 • 97 min
Comedienne Heather McDonald (“Juicy Scoop”, “Chelsea Lately”) joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, “The Banter Blender” podcast) at the Hollywood Improv to gab about Bravo for a while. We learn all about Heather’s recent…
#231: Burnt Popcorn, Moldy Boxes, and One Angry Dane
Oct 23, 2015 • 141 min
This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on “Ladies of London,” and we can assure you this kerfuffle won’t be dying down anytime soon. Allegations of taxi rudeness and family gossiping are the foundations of Bravo’s best…
#230: Jesus Jugs, Jesus Thugs & Jesus Shrugs
Oct 20, 2015 • 102 min
The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus bonding before heading off to Joe…
#229: Coffee Table Me and Lucky Pesto You
Oct 15, 2015 • 139 min
Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to smile for an hour and neurotics in bad wigs pissing off royalty, it’s time to set sail with Below Deck to…
#228: Are You There God? It’s Me, Tamra.
Oct 13, 2015 • 125 min
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t turn out so well. Shannon and Vicki screamed at each other, and friendships…
#227: Fighting Americans, and Fun with Beef Cheeks
Oct 8, 2015 • 128 min
Grab your JUB Balls because there’s more fighting on “Ladies of London.” This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline’s friend. Then it’s on to “Below Deck” where Chef Leon has once again prepared some beef cheeks for the passengers.…
#226: Lost in a Butt
Oct 6, 2015 • 110 min
Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think about all this? Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) leave the…
#225: Social Terrorism and Naked Maids
Oct 1, 2015 • 134 min
Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The class on display in Ladies of London can only be followed by our favorite show about maids, of course.…
#224: Truth, Justice, and Lettuce Cups
Sep 29, 2015 • 120 min
There’s a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on “Real Housewives of Orange County.” Shannon and Vicki are drifting, Brooks has a dubious medical record, and Tamra loves Jesus, betch! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break…
#223: Julie’s Unbelievable Bawls
Sep 24, 2015 • 100 min
Grab your passports because it’s time to go back to England. It’s New Years on “Ladies of London,” and everyone’s having a blast until Caroline makes a yoga joke. That’s when the JUBs hit the fan. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker…
#222: Just Call Brooks
Sep 22, 2015 • 106 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope today to talk crap about Brook?s possible cancer on Real Housewives of Orange County before moving onto the victims over at Married to Medicine. The loudest…
#221: Post Traumatic Fruits
Sep 17, 2015 • 128 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode off with talk of Thomas Ravenall’s sperm still working and the new pics of David Beador’s mistress. He cheated on Shannon with—Shannon. Also, it’s a full…
#220: Because Knowledge
Sep 15, 2015 • 100 min
The quest for knowledge is never complete, and no one knows that more that Meghan King Edmonds, resident gumshoe of “Real Housewives of Orange County.” This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) discuss Meghan’s latest…
#219: Unsweet Caroline and a ‘Below Deck’ Conch-troversy
Sep 10, 2015 • 121 min
“Ladies of London” is back, and Caroline is colder than ever. In other words, we love her. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dissect the glorious season premiere. Then it’s off to the Caribbean for an episode of “Below Deck”…
#218: TY for the Car, Still Hate Your Man
Sep 8, 2015 • 111 min
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend quality time at the Beador Family Eatery talking about almost cancer, almost Christianity, and almost David. David? After Real Housewives of Orange…
#217: Ring Around the Dinner Theater
Sep 3, 2015 • 98 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have some fun times with Below Deck and My Drab 40th and had extra time to talk crap about the Other One, the new cast member on RHOBH, Kim Richards? latest mishap, Danielle Staub?s…
#216: Vicki’s Chemo-tional Rollercoaster; Also, LuAnn Survives Stampede
Sep 1, 2015 • 123 min
The feud between Megan and Vicki reaches new heights and lows this week on “Real Housewives of Orange County,” and it’s no more civilized over on “Real Housewives of New York City” where LuAnn recounts the horrors of enduring a CAMERA STAMPEDE (on a…
#215: My Fab Yacht Reunion Is Fierce, Okaay?
Aug 27, 2015 • 115 min
The “Real Housewives of New York City” reunion powers on, and this week, we take on Dorinda’s slurry accusations, Heather’s ’90s outfit, LuAnn’s hatred of Mario, and Ramona’s renewal. Then it’s on to the season premiere of “Below Deck” as we meet the new…
#214: Our Truth Ain’t Yo Beezniss!
Aug 25, 2015 • 118 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) go to town on the fake cancer and God’s word drama on RHOC before heading to Atlanta to try and figure out wtf Quad is saying. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens…
#213: Mervyn’s, Bras and Blazers
Aug 20, 2015 • 110 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend an hour and a half making fun of the dodo birds on the Real Housewives of New York Reunion, Part One of Thirty. Join us! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens…
#212: Asking Questions, Looking for Cancers
Aug 18, 2015 • 105 min
Ben and Ronnie go to town on the latest episode of “Real Housewives of Orange County,” which sees a questionable psychic declare that Brooks has no cancer. Listen as we rake the psychic, Shannon, Vicki, Megan, Tamra, and pretty much everyone else over the…
#211: New Beginnings, Old Toasters
Aug 13, 2015 • 88 min
Ben and Ronnie take on the RHONYC season finale and all its controversies: toasters, Ramona’s attitude, LuAnn’s haughtiness, and Dorina’s slurring. Then it’s on to “Flipping Out” and all the bad plumbing therein. Come listen! You can donate to us at…
#210: Vibe and Stir
Aug 11, 2015 • 133 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk girl code (the RHOC version) again and how to stir the pot the way Jesus woulda did. Then it?s off to Atlanta to watch the sophisticated professionals duke it out over…
#209: Crucify Me, Okaaay?
Aug 6, 2015 • 101 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the fashion show and Beth cheating rumors on Real Housewives of New York before moving over to LA to discuss Flipping Out. Ejoy, okaaaay? Subscribe at…
#208: Let’s Whoop It Up.
Aug 4, 2015 • 117 min
On this episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are totally loony. First the two chat about the latest Kim Richards shoplifting news. Then it’s off to Tahiti where the ladies of “Real Housewives…
Girl Code: Unreleased Original Cut
Aug 2, 2015 • 2 min
The unreleased original cut of Countess LuAnn DeLesseps? (Real Housewives of New York) hit summer jam. From the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast. http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shannon Beador: The David Song
Jul 31, 2015 • 2 min
The new hit single from inside Shannon Beador’s head. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#207: Dusty the Practical Joker PLUS 2 NEW Housewives Singles!
Jul 30, 2015 • 99 min
Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) somehow find an entire hour to dedicate to the dead husband episode…
#206: Makin’ Whoopie With Judgey Eyes
Jul 28, 2015 • 92 min
For bonus episodes and extras, subscribe at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) laugh their asses off this week at Shannon Beador’s nonstop neurosis on Real Housewives of Orange County. Then it’s off to…
#205: Live from Austin: Crap By Crapwest 2015!!
Jul 25, 2015 • 93 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) take the show on the road and broadcast in front of a live audience in Austin, Texas for the first ever Crap By Crapwest festival!! The guys persevere…
#204: A Penny For Your 40-50 Negative Thoughts
Jul 21, 2015 • 103 min
Need to stop having 40-50 negative thoughts per day? Let us take care of it for you! This week we talk about Shannon’s pre-Valentine’s dinner on “Real Housewives of Orange County.” We also touch on Vicki’s medium, Meghan’s parenting style, and Tamra’s…
#203: Don’t Be All Like Uncool
Jul 16, 2015 • 86 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam have a great time laughing at Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and…
#202: I’m Your Not-So-Private Dancer
Jul 14, 2015 • 79 min
This week “Watch What Crappens” takes on the latest downer episode of “Real Housewives of Orange County,” which focused on death, cancer, and a baby. Oh, and a restaurant embargo for David (David? David?) Then it’s on to “Married to Medicine” where things…
#201: Live from Mel’s Diner with Real Housewife Lea Black
Jul 9, 2015 • 94 min
Lea Black of “The Real Housewives of Miami” returns to the podcast to talk “Real Housewives of New York City” and “Secrets & Wives” with Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com). Along the way, there are special cameos from Lea’s…
#200: WE MADE IT TO 200 EPISODES!!
Jul 8, 2015 • 153 min
“Watch What Crappens” has turned 200, and to celebrate, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) spend over two hours reminiscing on their favorite jokes and moments from the podcast. Along the way, the two also recap the…
#199: For Crying Out Loud Stefanie Wilder Taylor!
Jul 2, 2015 • 120 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is still without Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) today, but don?t fear! Comic/Author Stefanie Wilder Taylor is here from the For Crying Out Loud Podcast! We talk crap for two hours long about the Real Housewives of New…
Bonus: Molly McAleer Plz Advise Crossover!
Jul 1, 2015 • 62 min
Welcome to a very special Watch What Crappens Bonus Episode Crossover with Plz Advise?s Molly McAleer! I have laughed my ass off whenever I?ve been around this girl, so with Ben out of town, it was the perfect time for a one on one rendezvous. Since this…
#198: Amy Phillips One on One?David?!
Jun 30, 2015 • 96 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is without partner Ben Mandelker this week, so it?s time to cheat with amazing comics! First up is the hilarious and incomparable Amy Phillips (@amyphillips_) of Bravo TV Real Housewives Impersonation fame. She?s hilarious, and…
#197: STFU Plus Claudia Jordan and Yolanda Foster
Jun 25, 2015 • 116 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) Join forces to talk crap about Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and Wives. Plus, we gossip about Caludia Jordan getting the axe and Yolanda Foster?s big news. See acast.com/privacy for…
#196: There’s a Methode Champenoise To the Madness
Jun 23, 2015 • 113 min
On this episode, we follow the women of “Real Housewives of Orange County” as they trek up to Napa Valley and try Heather’s new METHODE CHAMPENOISE named Collette. We cover everything from chandelier shopping to sake bombs, and most importantly, we…
#195: Vacation Planning on RHONYC Goes As Well As Expected
Jun 18, 2015 • 129 min
On this episode of “Watch What Crappens” we talk about the upcoming Turks & Caicos trip on “Real Housewives of New York City” and the subsequent war it starts with Kristen and Ramona and Bethenny. And sort of LuAnn. Then it’s off to Long Island for…
#194: David, Put Down the Dollar Store Batteries, David!
Jun 15, 2015 • 105 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about the Real Housewives of OC?s Mexican party, Blood Sweat and Heels? season finale non attack attack, Married to Medicine?s private investigating, and Mother Funders?…
#193: Walls, Boxes, and Used VWs
Jun 11, 2015 • 139 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to mock The Real Housewives of New York (I WANNA BE CLOOOOSED), Secrets and Wives (after prison bjs) and the first part of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion (totes organic implants =…
#192: OC Is Back, and Shannon Is Doing Just Great, Thanks.
Jun 10, 2015 • 133 min
Get comfy because we got a long episode today. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) welcome back The Real Housewives of Orange County with a super-supersized episode. The guys break down the whole premiere: from…
#191: RHONYC Returns to the Berkshires
Jun 4, 2015 • 125 min
This week’s episode of “Watch What Crappens” is jam packed with goodness. We start with the ladies of “Real Housewives of New York City” and their return trip to THE BERKSHIRES. Will Ramona cry? Will Bethenny cry? Will everyone cry? (yes) Once you’ve…
#190: Riley’s First Stand
Jun 3, 2015 • 98 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to laugh about the final Real Housewives of Melbourne (We?re freaking out, beeches!) and another episode of Kandi?s Ski Trip. Haven?t had your fill of cancer? Don?t worry! We talk…
#189: Ramona’s a New Old Woman! Plus: Pimp Furs
May 29, 2015 • 110 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to giggle their way through another long ass episode. Real Housewives of New York is on the menu, and of course, a loving tribute to mark the end of Southern Charm?s season. Come on…
#188: Asifa and Bobby Need to Shah-t Up
May 29, 2015 • 98 min
The national nightmare known and Bobby and Asifa have taken their made-for-TV bickering to Thailand, and it seems like the prettier the landscape, the uglier they become. Join Ronnie Karma (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they dive…
#187: Heather McDonald in Da House, Mamas!
May 29, 2015 • 120 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by super hilarious Heather McDonald (Chelsea Lately) to talk smack about the Real Housewives of New York. Then Heather?s off to eat a Subway and we continue on about cartoon internet…
#186: Squawkin’ in a Winter Wonderland, Bitchez
May 21, 2015 • 82 min
The season finale of “Real Housewives of Melbourne” brought about more bickering, but this time it all happened in Pettifleur’s Winter Wonderland 50th birthday extravaganza. There was a fake moon, fake snow, and a few fake faces (to say the least). Join…
#184: Happy It’s My Mother’s Fault Day!
May 13, 2015 • 118 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have a lot of drama to laugh at this week. NeNe?s ?emotional breakthrough? on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Daisy?s cancer pill drug deal on Blood Sweat and Heels, and a whole new pack of…
#183: The Real Michelle Collins of New York
May 8, 2015 • 65 min
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by the hilarious and gorgeous Michelle Collins (The View, Gossip Queens, Kathy Griffin Show) to skewer the Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm, and the ever classy Shahs of…
#182: Unsweet Charity
May 6, 2015 • 117 min
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) take Nene Leakes to task for welching on her charitable pledge, and that’s just the beginning of this super-sized episode. There’s plenty of chatter about the “Real Housewives…
#181: At The Mall Talking About Kim Richards
May 6, 2015 • 101 min
Audiophiles, be warned: we decided to take a field trip to the Glendale Galleria mall today so that we could mix people watching into our usual shady recapping. And boy did we see a lot. For the first hour, Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam…
#180: You’re Right, I’m Wrong & Repeat
Apr 28, 2015 • 95 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Welcome back to the Watch What Crappens Podcast with Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog)! Today?s episode is all…
#179: The Lost Footage of Matt Whitfield!
Apr 23, 2015 • 108 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are re-joined by the incomparable Matt Whitfield (YahooTV), our old co-host, for a super sized episode about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lost Footage episode and the brunch battle on The…
#178: Taxicab Confessions
Apr 21, 2015 • 96 min
More highjinks on “Watch What Crappens.” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) have much to say about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s season finale. Then it’s on to “Blood, Sweat, and Heels” to discuss Taxigate 2015. Finally, we…
#177: Jumbo Episode! Twitch Tornado!
Apr 16, 2015 • 120 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces for a gigantic two hour episode. We mostly cover the downfall of Kim Twitch Richards and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3. We couldn?t end the show without discussing…
#176: A Tempest in Sydney
Apr 14, 2015 • 97 min
Darling, put on your finest frock because we’re headed to Sydney. The ladies from Down Undah (aka “Real Housewives of Melbourne”) have headed to Australia’s most famous city, and Watch What Crappens is ready to analyze every detail. And we mean every. Ben…
#175: Reunion, Baby!
Apr 9, 2015 • 110 min
To paraphrase Lisa Rinna, “It’s reunion, baby!” That’s right ? there’s more evil to discover from the new wellspring of darkness that is Kim Richards, and we are more than happy to discuss it with this week’s guest Angie Thomas (@angieclientservices /…
#174: Return of RHONY OKAAAY?
Apr 8, 2015 • 91 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here with our first episode of the week. We talk the return of Real…
#173: Kim Richards’ Pride & Prejudice
Apr 1, 2015 • 89 min
Buckle your seat belts because there’s a lot of ranting coming your way (but in the most charming way). Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) have plenty to say about the nasty, scandalous events on “Shahs of Sunset” and the…
#172: Putter Face
Mar 31, 2015 • 75 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com)and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) hash out all the golf drama that took place on “Real Housewives of Melbourne.” Then it’s on to the Philippines where the ladies of “Atlanta” attempt to…
#171: The Prince, the Victim, and Magical Gargoyles
Mar 25, 2015 • 113 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces once again to snark on the Season Five finale of Real Housewives…
#170: Cartinis, Stolen Houses and Bad Wigs
Mar 18, 2015 • 100 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) hang out to talk crap about NeNe?s terrible wigs and multiple personalities on…
#169: A Smack of Drama
Mar 11, 2015 • 99 min
We have a full slate of shows on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” From the return of “Melbourne” to the slap on “Beverly Hills,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) have everything covered. Listen as we tackle those two…
#168: Take A Seat, Kim Richards
Mar 4, 2015 • 89 min
It was the fight that was heard around the world ? or at least in Holland. Lisa Rinna threw a glass of champagne at Kim Richards in one of the most intense fights in Housewives history, and naturally, we have tons to say about it. Join Ronnie Karam…
#167: Kim Has No Time For Your Baggage
Feb 25, 2015 • 100 min
Stuck in a baggage claim trying to find your missing bag? Don’t get mad ? just listen to this episode of “Watch What Crappens” instead. This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) go to town on the ladies of “Real…
#166: Midget Househusbands of Africa
Feb 18, 2015 • 105 min
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) join forces with Angie Thomas to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules! Don?t marry fame hungry midgets. You?re…
#165: See You At The Halter
Feb 11, 2015 • 78 min
Grab your finest boob-decorated wine glass: it’s time to celebrate the holy matrimony of Scheana Marie and her halter top. Yes, we are going down the aisle with Azusa’s most blushiest blushing bride on a very special episode of “Watch What Crappens.” With…
#164: Ya Fiahed!
Feb 4, 2015 • 105 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces once again to rag on Bravo idiots. We start with Andy Cohen’s teachable gay moment before moving full steam ahead into the Real Housewives of…
#163: Drama on the Menu at Sur
Jan 28, 2015 • 115 min
This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) go to town on the crazy drama of “Vanderpump Rules.” From the Miami stalker to Lisa’s scolding, it’s nearly a full hour of ridicule. Then it’s on to Beverly Hills and Atlanta…
#162: Falling Off Wagons and Chopping Down Shade Trees
Jan 21, 2015 • 80 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) spend the hour discussing RHOBH?s Kim Richards falling off the wagon and…
#161: The Library Is Open, and Claudia Is Reading
Jan 14, 2015 • 93 min
Ronnie Karam (Trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (“The Banter Blender”) are joined by Angie Thomas (“All The Way” podcast) to discuss the EPIC reads Claudia Jordan gave Nene Leakes on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Then it’s off to Miami to bathe…
#160: Getting Jaxed and F ing With the Wrong Noob
Jan 7, 2015 • 103 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to ring in the new year by ragging on Vanderpump Rules, Real…
#159: The 2014 Golden Crappies Awards!
Dec 31, 2014 • 92 min
It’s time for our annual Golden Crappies ceremony! Which Bravo shows will win? Who will be our favorite stars? And what musical numbers will dazzle the audience? Come listen! Here are the categories: Best Show Worst Show Most Overlooked Show Best…
#158: Seriously? Who Does That? UGHGHG
Dec 17, 2014 • 60 min
It?s part two of a massive holiday two part spectacular! In this hour, Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) tackle Vanderpump Rules and Euros of Hollywood. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,…
#157: Palm Springs Highlights and Ho Resumes: Top Chef, RHOA, RHOBH
Dec 17, 2014 • 80 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces to rag on Top Chef, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives…
#156: Kyle’s Yacht, Nene’s Beef, and Jax’s Lies
Dec 10, 2014 • 97 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle the pressing issues: why is Kyle Richards’ yacht so small? Is Cynthia Bailey a social climber? How dumb is Jax? And when will people realize that…
#155: A Dish Nation Situation
Dec 3, 2014 • 95 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) get down and dirty with the latest feuds on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and “Atlanta.” We have much to say about Eileen Davidson, Dish Nation, and…
#154: Systematic Desperation and Bad Wigs
Nov 26, 2014 • 101 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) tackle old bullying problems on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, new divas on…
#153: Fatburgers, Mom Shawls and Lies
Nov 19, 2014 • 79 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are joined by special guest Ira Madison III from Buzzfeed! We?re all psyched…
#152: It’s Jail Time for the Apollo
Nov 12, 2014 • 92 min
It’s Bravo overload this week on Watch What Crappens. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) embrace the return of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” while happily putting “New Jersey” out to pasture. In the middle of it all are…
#151: You Can Return Everything?Almost
Nov 5, 2014 • 87 min
http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have a lot of new to be grateful for. Vanderpump Rules is back and Euros of Hollywood is a gift from the Bravo gods. Oh, don?t worry. We will still sit through the…
#150: 2014 Halloween Spook-tacular!
Oct 29, 2014 • 85 min
This week on our spooooky 150th (!!!) episode, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) tackle some scary Bravo tv shows such as “Top Chef: Boston” and “Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles.” The two also go on a significant Cooking…
#149: Below Deck Euro Chefs of New Jersey
Oct 22, 2014 • 87 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) talk crap about the new Euros of Hollywood, and the old Real Housewives of New…
#148: RHONJ Limps To The End; Plus, Vanderpump Rules Is Back!
Oct 15, 2014 • 86 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) endure yet another punishing week of “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Then it’s on to “Melbourne” for the final part of the reunion special. Next we get…
#147: On a Float? You’re Awful!
Oct 8, 2014 • 97 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Below Deck and the new Manzo’d With Children! Join in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
#146: No Saving Real Housewives of New Jersey
Oct 1, 2014 • 98 min
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) are back to hash out the latest happenings on Bravo. First the guys talk about the Florida trip from hell on “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Then it’s on to the season finale of “Real…
#145: Letter to Giner
Sep 24, 2014 • 77 min
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real Housewives of…
#144: Gina Wins Melbourne
Sep 17, 2014 • 78 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) declare Gina the winner of “Real Housewives of Melbourne,” especially after the other women continue to rally against her. Ben and Ronnie once again bust…
#142: Santa’s Helper
Aug 27, 2014 • 77 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about a RHONJ husband banging his mother in law, Tamra losing more facial feeling on RHOC, restraining orders leading to possible death on Game of Crowns, and mics in bathrooms…
#141: OC, Melbourne, NJ, Below Deck, Crowns and Matt Whitfield!
Aug 20, 2014 • 106 min
Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) reunites with Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) for a super-sized episode of “Watch What Crappens.” The crew tackles all the Housewives of the week: Melbourne, New Jersey, and Orange County, and…
#140: Ghetto Superstars
Aug 13, 2014 • 76 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about the final RHONY Reunion, the brawl repercussions on RHONJ, the Tamra confrontation on RHOC and the idiotic wedding/cancer walk drama on Game of Cows. Join us! Ronnie on…
#139: Weave It To Beaver
Aug 7, 2014 • 71 min
The Bravo gods keep showering us with gifts - this time in the form of weave-tugging Jersey girls and Australian drag queens. Yes, we cover all the brawling, the cattiness, and the butterfly releases that happened on Bravo this week. Come listen as Ben…
#138: Concernings
Jul 30, 2014 • 87 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back for another week to snark on the Real Housewives of New York Reunion, The Real Housewives of Orange County’s tearing down of Tamra, Real Housewives of New Jersey’s newest idiot drama…
#137: Going Out On A Limb
Jul 23, 2014 • 75 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle all the death threats, backstabbing, and leg throwing on Bravo, starting with the Real Housewives of NYC season finale. Aviva threw her leg, and the world scratched its head. Then…
#136: Game of Crones
Jul 16, 2014 • 89 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to mock the new Game of Thrones, Ladies of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and New York, and a tiny bit of Married to Medicine Reunion Part One. Come on in! Ronnie on the Web:…
#135: Waiting To Inhale
Jul 9, 2014 • 83 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) take on the season finales of Married to Medicine and RHOA: Kandi’s Wedding. Then it’s over to Real Housewives of Orange County to watch a marriage implode and more bad manners on Ladies of London.…
#134: Ill Mannered, Needy Robot Babies
Jul 2, 2014 • 68 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) mull over a week full of bad manners and needy wives on Ladies of London, Married to Medicine, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York. We also vomit (no, seriously) while…
#133: Geo-Caching and Rumor Mills
Jun 25, 2014 • 85 min
It’s a party on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined casually by some friends who basically wanted to crash the podcast. That’s all good though because it’s always a party on the…
#132: You Got the Wrong One Now, B**h!
Jun 18, 2014 • 80 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New York, Kandi?s Wedding, and Ladies of London. Come on in, just please don?t show us any panties. Our Soundcloud:…
#131: Tamra Balks and LuAnn Barks
Jun 11, 2014 • 91 min
So much glorious junk on Bravo this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) take on everything: first, it’s overspending on “Married to Medicine.” Then Mama Joyce goes goes even further off the deep end on “Real Housewives…
#130: Gross Embarrassing Americans of London?
Jun 4, 2014 • 96 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the new Ladies of London. It?s a damn wonderful mess. Also on tap, Kandi?s Wedding, RHOC, RHONY, and Married to Medicine. Come on in! Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-cra… On…
#129: Dead Dogs
May 28, 2014 • 70 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk RHOC, RHONY and Married to Medicine. We also make fun of dead people for not being able to rhyme. FUNNESS. Come in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#128: I Shoulda Did
May 21, 2014 • 74 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) tag team the Ramonavention on Real Housewives of New York, Heavenly’s gigantic fur that God told her was totally ok to wear on Married to Medicine, and the idiotic, desperate leech husbands of The…
#127: Broken Faces
May 14, 2014 • 71 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk about fat activism and fake cancer on Married to Medicine, NeNe getting the boot from Real Housewives of Atlanta (spoiler alert: lolbyebitch), Ramona losing her shiz on Real…
#126: Nene’s The Worst… and So Is Ramona
May 7, 2014 • 88 min
Ronnie is off missing again; so Katie Cazorla (twitter.com/thepaintednail) is back to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) for some serious “tea,” as they say. This week the two rag on Nene for being an unrepentant diva on part three of the Atlanta reunion.…
#125: Throwing Shade (and Pinot) in NYC; Also, Crazy Momma Joyce
Apr 30, 2014 • 67 min
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) is back! Join Ronnie and Ben as they discuss all the craziness that happened on Bravo this week. Starting with Sonja’s delusions in NYC, Shannon’s bitching in OC, and Nene’s attitude in Atlanta. Plus, there’s plenty of talk…
#124: Bravo Gives Us Hot Brawls and Cold Potatoes
Apr 23, 2014 • 75 min
There’s drama large and small on all the “Real Housewives” this week, and “Watch What Crappens” has it covered. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) is joined by Katie Cazorla (TVGN’s “The Nail Files”) as they break down Sonja’s delusions, Aviva’s hypocrisy, and…
#123: OC Is Back! Special Guest Matt Whitfield
Apr 18, 2014 • 75 min
Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) returns to “Watch What Crappens” this week to discuss one of his favorite topics: the Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. Matt and Ben Mandelker (http://twitter.com/bsideblog) hash out the whole episode before…
#122: Ghost In The Machine
Apr 10, 2014 • 99 min
Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) reunite in a semi-bonkers late-night episode of WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS. The guys take on the latest episode of “Real Housewives of New York City,” from crazy Aviva to annoying Amanda…
#121: Don’t Be a Bitch, It Hurts Being Dropped, I’m the Hostess!
Apr 2, 2014 • 82 min
It’s a very special all Housewives episode to celebrate the return of our old, fabulous, gorgeous co-host Matt Whitfield (YahooTV). He’s back to dish with Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) about the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the near end of Real…
#120: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostwriters!
Mar 27, 2014 • 97 min
This week on WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) delve right back into the ongoing mess that is the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion. It’s more frustration with the likes of Kim and Brandi and…
#119: Reading, Writing and Beating Up Popular People
Mar 19, 2014 • 89 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are joined by the incomparable Alexandra August (TrashTalkTV) to laugh about the amazing “Bookgate” episode of Real Housewives of New York, plus the first part of a month long reunion fest on Real…
#118: From Hags to Bitches
Mar 12, 2014 • 110 min
This week on WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, TVGN) to discuss an blockbuster week in Bravo. First, the trio vent at length about the Real Housewives of…
#117: The Calm Before the (Sh**) Storm
Mar 4, 2014 • 56 min
Not much happening on Bravo this week, what with the slow death of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) give it the ole college try! That’s your cue to start crying about us moving out of the…
#116: Lisa vs. Brandi vs. Yolanda vs. Kim
Feb 25, 2014 • 52 min
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down the whole Lisa vs. Brandi (vs. Yolanda) fight on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Lines are drawn in the sand, and opinions are passionate.…
#115: Seriously, Low Down Heifa? Seriously?
Feb 18, 2014 • 98 min
It’s a big show this week. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have almost too much to skewer, what with the second reunion of Vanderpump Rules, the attempted takedown of Lisa V on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Mama Joyce’s vicious…
#114: Fights, Finales, Reunions, and Wesley Snipes
Feb 12, 2014 • 100 min
So much happened on Bravo this week that it’s a miracle we fit it all in on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” We start with the “Vanderpump Rules” finale where seven of our brightest young minds convene to make articulate points about their lives and…
#113: When Will the Good People Come Out On Top?
Feb 4, 2014 • 75 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to celebrate a kick ass finale of Vanderpump Rules, followed by talk of ridiculous Carlton’s stupid attempt to get attention on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the trip the Shahs…
#112: Brawling with “Atlanta” and “Vanderpump Rules”
Jan 29, 2014 • 112 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens” we don some protective gear and head straight into the big fist fights that appeared on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and “Vanderpump Rules.” Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break…
#111: Reading, Tea Serving, Bitch Slapping
Jan 21, 2014 • 90 min
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces yet again to learn important lessons from Bravo. This week we tackle old lady stripper parties on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, cheating loser men on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the…
#110: Stripping, Cabo, and “Heels”
Jan 14, 2014 • 76 min
We are back with a brand new episode of Watch What Crappens, and this week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dive into the latest fight between Brandi and Joyce on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Who deserves an apology…
#109: 2014 Crappies!
Jan 7, 2014 • 62 min
2014 is upon us, and before we plan on bettering ourselves, it’s time to roll in last year’s mud! Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) to award the best, brightest, worst, dimmest, most disgusting, most embarrassing,…
#108: Missing Bitches and Crazy Witches
Dec 18, 2013 • 111 min
Who let the dogs out? No, seriously. Brandi Glanville’s dog is missing. It’s actually kind of sad, and we feel bad for her… but not bad enough that we don’t give her a good working over on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” Ben Mandelker…
#107: Pride and Prejudice
Dec 10, 2013 • 109 min
This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are both joined by Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa) and Katie Carzola (The Nail Files) for a super long and fun romp through all of Bravo’s trash. Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives…
#106: All I Want For Christmas Is A Sweater Line, A Hollywood Star, and Mama Joyce’s Approval
Dec 4, 2013 • 110 min
On this very special episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined once again by Katie Cazorla, star of TVGN’s “The Nail Files.” The red wine is flowing, and no one is safe ? especially Kyle…
#105: Bravo, Turkeys!
Nov 27, 2013 • 76 min
On this week’s very special episode of the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast, we talk TURKEY! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces to thank Bravo for all it’s bestowed on them this year. AW! Our Soundcloud:…
#104: Lake Arrowhead; Kenya’s Eviction; and Team MJ with Guest Katie Cazorla
Nov 21, 2013 • 59 min
On part 2 of this two-part podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla, star of “The Nail Files” on TVGN. Come join the trio as they unleash their wrath on the idiot servers on “VanderPump Rules.”…
#103: Oh, Well, You Know, Miami Reunion; Carlton’s Castle; and Special Guest Katie Cazorla
Nov 20, 2013 • 61 min
On part 1 of this epic two-part podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla, star of “The Nail Files” on TVGN. Things get down and dirty real quickly as the three discuss Joe and Teresa Giudice’s…
#102: Lyme Brain, Koi Fish Tattoos, and Kandi’s Ring
Nov 12, 2013 • 106 min
On this week’s super-sized “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (http://twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by LA writer Jessica Ogilvie (twitter.com/jessicapauline) to discuss a blockbuster slate of Bravo shows. First,…
#101: My Mouth is Literally Everything To Me
Nov 5, 2013 • 91 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces to hate watch the premieres of Vanderpump Drools and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And don’t let the Real Housewives of Atlanta slip by, cuz those bitches crazy this season. RHOM…
#100: Spooky Suffrage and Moose Marriages
Oct 29, 2013 • 89 min
Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) again to mock Bravo this week. NeNe finally finished up her fake wedding, a little white boy Vietnam expert got smacked on Top Chef, and the…
#99: Bathroom Bitchslaps and Hot Guy Eliminations
Oct 22, 2013 • 85 min
Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) to laugh about the ridiculousness on Bravo this week. We discuss Lea Black’s trip to Texas on Real Housewives of Miami, hot guys getting…
#98: RHONJ Ends, RHOM Drags, Top Chef Kills a Hot Person
Oct 15, 2013 • 66 min
Who says hot people have it easy? Not on Top Chef, they don’t! Plus, Real Housewives of New Jersey ends and we get to say goodbye to Jaqueline, Kathy and Caroline. We do it with giant shrugs. Real Housewives of Miami had the wedding from hell this week,…
#97: Jersey Reunion, Top Chef Premiere, and The People’s Couch
Oct 9, 2013 • 77 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), tackle the ins and outs of flower etiquette on “Real Housewives of Miami.” Then it’s on to part 1 of the “New Jersey” reunion before discussing the…
#96: Can You Throw Ham In Outer Space?
Oct 2, 2013 • 87 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) ask important questions such as “What happens when you put a lap band in zero gravity?” and “Where is Tia Carrere these days…
#95: Teaching Autism and Marrying AGAIN
Sep 25, 2013 • 86 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) finally reunite after a month of hectic schedules and travel. The three take on the latest episodes of “Real Housewives of…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Season Finale Podcast!
Sep 20, 2013 • 60 min
With a heavy heart and a tear in our eyes, we bid adieu to the “Big Brother” season the only way we know how: by thrashing the finale to shreds on the latest episode of “The TV Clique: Big Brother.” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam…
#94: Nuking Russia and Puking Adriana
Sep 17, 2013 • 65 min
Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) Give a super quick rundown of what ever Eat Drink Love episode consists of before moving onto the fake Penny dramz on Real Housewives of New Jersey and poor ignored Kathy’s life. Then it’s on to the odd kid…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 12 in Review
Sep 13, 2013 • 48 min
Mocking the second to last week of our dearly almost departed Big Brother. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Thanks to everyone who joined us on facebook…
#93: Tamra’s White Trash Wedding & Fake Pennies
Sep 10, 2013 • 71 min
This week, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) make fun of Tamra’s inability to play nice, Real Housewives of New Jersey’s lame attempts to draw out their fambly dramz, and Real Housewives of Miami’s need for violence. Chat with us live…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 11 in Review
Sep 6, 2013 • 63 min
We’ve got a great deal with GoDaddy.com! Get a domain name for just 2 bucks! Use code CRAPPENS at checkout! This week on TheTVClique: Big Brother Podcast, the bully gets her due, and the sweet dumb one goes too. AW! It was an exciting week in the BB…
#92: Jersey Horseplay; Also, Frenchies Fighting and Insufferable LA Foodies
Sep 4, 2013 • 97 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down all the drama and horse therapy on Bravo. First, the guys take on the bickering in Miami. Then it’s off to New Jersey for some equine emotions and…
#91: The Brooks Showdown We’ve Been Waiting For
Aug 28, 2013 • 101 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down every moment of the RHOC reunion, from Alexis playing catch to Brooks being one shady bastard. Then it’s on to “Miami” for more Lea/Adriana intrigue…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 9 in Review
Aug 23, 2013 • 60 min
We also do another podcast about Bravo trash called Watch What Crappens. Find us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/WatchWhatCrappens For Big Brother Video Speed Recaps join Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee For…
#90: Solid Evidence and Draconian Antics
Aug 21, 2013 • 104 min
It was another live TheTVClique: Watch What Crappens. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) talked smack about the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2, Milania’s boobs on Real Housewives of New…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 8 In Review
Aug 16, 2013 • 58 min
Another exciting (or not so exciting) week has passed in the Big Brother house, and The TV Clique is here to break it all down. Join Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they analyze all the fun…
#89: Eat, Drink, Yell At Each Other About Nothing
Aug 14, 2013 • 112 min
It was another live show on our TheTVClique: Watch What Crappens YouTube page. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) got together to talk crap about the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion part 1, the Real…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 7 in Review
Aug 10, 2013 • 87 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) convene once again to hash out the past week of Big Brother. The three take on all the pressing issues: Amanda’s racism, the double eviction, and everything in…
#88: Midget Arms, Sizzle Tans, and Flap Jack Boobs
Aug 7, 2013 • 87 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are all about video! We did our first live video podcast on our Youtube page (http://www.youtube.com/thetvclique) and had a great time. We…
#87: RHOC Finale With the YourTVRecaps Crew!!
Aug 4, 2013 • 62 min
On this very special crossover episode, the Watch What Crappens crew (Matt Whitfield, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam) join the gang from YourTVRecaps for a loud, laugh filled rundown of the Real Housewives of Orange County season finale. Jon Richardson,…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 6 in Review
Aug 2, 2013 • 74 min
Watch What Crappens and TheTVClique podcasts have consolidated! You can now join us for all things Bravo and…other stuff. This summer that other stuff is Big Brother 15. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) joined up live to talk crap…
#86: Mom? HELP ME!! I’m Stuck in a MAAALLLLLL!!!
Aug 1, 2013 • 106 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) meet up in a mall for a noisy podcast all about the Giudice indictment, the winter wonderland fighting on RHOC, and the already infamous…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 5 in Review
Jul 29, 2013 • 74 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 4 in Review
Jul 28, 2013 • 75 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 3 in Review
Jul 27, 2013 • 70 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM…
The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 1 in Review
Jul 26, 2013 • 59 min
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM…
#85: Bloody Piggies, Family Therapy, and Jewish Weddings
Jul 25, 2013 • 107 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) tackle everything on Bravo: Vicki and Brooks’ relationship, Bloody Piggies, Gretchen’s singing, Alexis’s acting, Joe Gorga’s…
#83: You’re a Piece a Trash!
Jul 10, 2013 • 80 min
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#82: Below Dreck and Poo Stirring With Lauri!
Jul 3, 2013 • 109 min
This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by the incomparable Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) to mock all things Bravo. We begin with the poo stirring Lauri on Real Housewives of…
#81: ‘RHOC’ Revisits Old Memories, Faces; Also, Jewish Camp and Gym Drama
Jun 27, 2013 • 109 min
On this week’s mega-sized “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker get down and dirty with the “Princesses: Long Island” as several Jewesses look for love in strip malls, Connecticut bars, and North…
#80: Cheeseburgers, Douchebags and Ex Hotties
Jun 18, 2013 • 91 min
This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about how much game the girls on Princesses: Long Island don’t have, the gym drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the sad…
#79: Mexican Strippers and Shabbat Drama
Jun 12, 2013 • 100 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Lisa Timmons (socialitelife.com) steps in for Ronnie Karam and gets in the trenches with Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they dissect all the Puerto Vallarta madness on “Real Housewives of…
#78: Jersey Girls, Princesses, and Bachelorettes
Jun 5, 2013 • 89 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) welcome back “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” by trashing their very existences. That’s only the warm up for “Princesses: Long…
#77: Tamra Empowers Women, Ms. Lucy Devours Them
May 28, 2013 • 92 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about The Real Housewives of Orange County sending Tamra on a mission to empower idiots. Then we move on to the language challenged…
#76: Hot In Orange County, Atlanta
May 22, 2013 • 97 min
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about Heather DuBrow’s return to acting on “Hot In Cleveland.” But Heather’s not the only actress on “Real Housewives of Orange…
#75: The Bitch Disease and Sad Boring White Guys
May 15, 2013 • 77 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Tamra’s newly discovered bitch disease, Married to Medicine’s drunken trip to Little Caesar’s, and Million…
#74: This Isn’t About You. It’s About Hot in Cleveland!
May 8, 2013 • 98 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Heather going to dark side and the new wacky grandma on the scene. Then it’s off to…
#73: Alexis Feels Bullied; Also, Is This The Hood or Pups In Paris?
May 1, 2013 • 88 min
This week on a spirited episode of Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitefield (Yahoo!) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) tackle an important issue for this country: bullying. Or as Alexis Bellino calls it, BOOLYING. The guys fiercely…
#72: One Last Twirl For ‘Atlanta’; Also, ‘Medicine’ Fallout and Random Babbling
Apr 25, 2013 • 82 min
On this bonus episode of Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) share their bleary-eyed, drunken thoughts on the third installment of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion. Then the…
#71: Bullying, Screeching and Deadbeating
Apr 24, 2013 • 73 min
On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of…
#70: A New Housewife, Kim’s Return, and a Medicine Brawl
Apr 17, 2013 • 86 min
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#69: #69 Party!
Apr 9, 2013 • 96 min
Special Celebrity Guest Extravaganza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#68: Rubber Chinplants and Foxy Brown’s Community Theater
Apr 4, 2013 • 72 min
On this episode of Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) go through a rundown of all the new shows Bravo just announced, followed by chat about the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale and the…
#67: Rehab, Medicine, and Anna David!
Apr 4, 2013 • 71 min
Rehab, Medicine, and Anna David! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#66: Kim Richards is Married to Medicine
Mar 27, 2013 • 99 min
Kim Richards is Married to Medicine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#65: Faye Resnick, Officially Involved with Everything
Mar 20, 2013 • 78 min
Faye Resnick, Officially Involved with Everything See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#64: Better Than A Bottle of Vodka
Mar 12, 2013 • 74 min
Better Than A Bottle of Vodka See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#63: Paris Is Slurring
Mar 5, 2013 • 87 min
Also, Reunions, Awful People, and the Worst Episode in the History of Top Chef See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#62: Horse Tragedies, Wagon Jumping, and Vanderpumping
Feb 27, 2013 • 73 min
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#61: White Party Lines
Feb 20, 2013 • 76 min
Also, Olive Makeovers On Shahs and More Evil Stassi See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#60: Tea Parties, Sur Idiots, and Persian-Palooza!
Feb 12, 2013 • 81 min
Tea Parties, Sur Idiots, and Persian-Palooza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#59: RHOBH Parody ReDub
Feb 6, 2013 • 79 min
Next Week On: 3.12 Lisa Wants Apology, Kyle Wants Commission See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#58: What Crappens in Vegas
Jan 30, 2013 • 86 min
What Crappens in Vegas See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#57: Stallion Booty, Kim the Ghostbuster, and Diamond Chakra Poison
Jan 22, 2013 • 68 min
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#56: To Sur Without Love
Jan 16, 2013 • 62 min
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#55: Homewreckers, Homeless Punching Bags, and Lindsay Hohan
Jan 9, 2013 • 79 min
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#54: 1st Annual Crappy Awards!
Jan 3, 2013 • 73 min
1st Annual Crappy Awards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#53: Bye-ami and Twinkie Arm Pits
Dec 30, 2012 • 74 min
Bye-ami and Twinkie Arm Pits See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#52: The Morally Corrupt Heffers of Sunset
Dec 19, 2012 • 81 min
The Morally Corrupt Heffers of Sunset See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#51: Pooty Wooty Booty Tooty Booby Tooby
Dec 13, 2012 • 55 min
Pooty Wooty Booty Tooty Booby Tooby See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#50: We’re GOLDEN!
Dec 12, 2012 • 72 min
We’re GOLDEN! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#49: That’s So Persian!
Dec 5, 2012 • 92 min
That’s So Persian! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#48: Hermione Way
Nov 28, 2012 • 81 min
Also Nadine Rajabi of Start Ups: Silicon Valley See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#47: Drag Wars, Musical Battles, and a Crane
Nov 20, 2012 • 81 min
Drag Wars, Musical Battles, and a Crane See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#46: Top Chef Is Back, and The Housewives Are Wack
Nov 14, 2012 • 72 min
Top Chef Is Back, and The Housewives Are Wack See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#45: Forced Poetry, Poop Trees, and Boots in Ears
Nov 7, 2012 • 71 min
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#44: Blowin’ (Joe Francis) Like a Hurricane
Oct 30, 2012 • 50 min
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#43: Lea Black Interview! How Fun Is Thaaaaat?!?
Oct 26, 2012 • 48 min
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#41: Stripping is OK Now…
Oct 17, 2012 • 46 min
…but Tweet Beating Still Isn’t See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#39: Crashing Into Shut Up Mountain
Oct 10, 2012 • 81 min
Crashing Into Shut Up Mountain See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#37: Aviva Berates Ramona
Sep 27, 2012 • 74 min
Also, Posche Fashion Show, and More Miami Voices See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
#36: The Whole Gang is Back Pt. 2
Sep 21, 2012 • 68 min
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#35: The Whole Gang is Back Pt. 1
Sep 21, 2012 • 56 min
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#34: You’ll See Your Ass Where It Ends Up
Sep 14, 2012 • 63 min
You’ll See Your Ass Where It Ends Up See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Slutty Island Is More Slutty Than Nutty
Sep 6, 2012 • 59 min
Slutty Island Is More Slutty Than Nutty See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Infidelity in St. Barth’s?
Aug 29, 2012 • 88 min
Also, Jersey Bickering and ‘Gallery Girls’ Mania See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Aviva Takes A Stand
Aug 22, 2012 • 76 min
Also, The Juicy Joe Phone Call, and Gallery Girls! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Crazy Times In NYC
Aug 15, 2012 • 78 min
Also, an Earthquake Mid-Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Toaster Madness on RHoNYC
Aug 7, 2012 • 65 min
Plus, Introducing the Gallery Girls See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Maloof Divorce, Horny Dads, and Jersey RV Trip
Aug 1, 2012 • 66 min
Maloof Divorce, Horny Dads, and Jersey RV Trip See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
LuAnn’s Pumpkin Head and Sonja’s Toaster
Jul 25, 2012 • 68 min
Also, Kathy’s Cookies, and Madison’s Voice See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
More OC Reunion, More NYC in London…
Jul 20, 2012 • 69 min
…and More Melissa Gorga! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Special Guest Jill Zarin
Jul 18, 2012 • 72 min
Jill Zarin talks to us about RHONY, reality stardom, and much more… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
OC Reunites, NYC Goes to London
Jul 12, 2012 • 50 min
Also, Jersey welcomes… CAFFACE! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
No London Calling for Ramona
Jul 4, 2012 • 62 min
Also, Kathy a Homophobe? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
OC Finale, Drunk Ramona, and Jersey Feuds
Jun 28, 2012 • 74 min
OC Finale, Drunk Ramona, and Jersey Feuds See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Oh Bow She Didn’t!
Jun 21, 2012 • 68 min
Oh Bow She Didn’t! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
LuAnn vs. Ramona
Jun 13, 2012 • 70 min
Caroline vs. Teresa, Vicky vs. Mortality See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Return to New York!
Jun 5, 2012 • 62 min
Return to New York! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Having a Field Day in New Jersey
May 22, 2012 • 52 min
Having a Field Day in New Jersey See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
More Sibling Rivalry in NJ
May 15, 2012 • 58 min
Also, RHOC and ‘Around the World in 80 Plates.’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Epic Fight in New Jersey!
May 8, 2012 • 61 min
Epic Fight in New Jersey! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Our First Ever Live Show!
May 1, 2012 • 50 min
Live from Hollywood! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Real Housewives of NJ Returns
Apr 25, 2012 • 63 min
Atlanta Says Goodbye and Kathy Premieres See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Atlanta Reunites, Is Crazy
Apr 17, 2012 • 59 min
Atlanta reunion! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The Hot Mess That Was “Watch What Happens Live: All Stars”
Apr 10, 2012 • 50 min
Also, Housewives and Shahs See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Bethenny Getting Divorced?
Apr 3, 2012 • 61 min
Also, New Bravo Shows, Shahs, and Housewives See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Talking Camille Grammer, Atlanta, OC, and Shahs
Mar 27, 2012 • 57 min
Talking Camille Grammer, Atlanta, OC, and Shahs See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Vegas, Shootings, and Bunco
Mar 20, 2012 • 66 min
Bunco will never be the same See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shahs of Sunset, Anniversaries on Atlanta, and Top Chef Reunion
Mar 13, 2012 • 61 min
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’80s Bunco, Black Babies and the Top Chef Winner
Mar 8, 2012 • 56 min
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Slade’s Standup, Top Chef Finale and Kim Z’s Show
Mar 1, 2012 • 64 min
Slade’s Standup, Top Chef Finale and Kim Z’s Show See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Painting on Orange County, and Racism (?) on Atlanta
Feb 22, 2012 • 59 min
Also, Bethenny Returns and Top Chef Nears the End See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Fighting, Rehab and Africa
Feb 16, 2012 • 51 min
Fighting, Rehab and Africa on the Real Housewives See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Here Comes Orange County!
Feb 8, 2012 • 51 min
Also, More Cattiness on The Beverly Hills Reunion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Atlanta Goes to Africa
Feb 2, 2012 • 57 min
Beverly Hills Reunites See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Watch What Crappens #1
Jan 26, 2012 • 53 min
Jan 26, 2012 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.