The Chapter Titles Were So Good

The Chapter Titles Were So Good

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A podular broadcast chronicling the magical journey of three young men through the seven novels in the Harry Potter series, chapter by chapter. All episodes should be assumed to contain spoilers for the entire Harry Potter series. So please. Assume it. Also, we say “fuck.” Updated Sundays. Email us: tctwsg(at)gmail.com


7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later
Apr 3, 2016 • 33 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there’s no books. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye
Mar 27, 2016 • 39 min
TCTWSG Presents: The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are so glad to present “The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye.” This “special” is brought to you by our innocent and naive…
7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan
Mar 20, 2016 • 35 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan In which Harry and Voldemort don’t usually talk this much. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.35 - King’s Cross
Mar 13, 2016 • 28 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.35 - King’s Cross In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore’s soul come back from heaven and…
7.34 - The Forest Again
Mar 6, 2016 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.34 - The Forest Again In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.33 - The Prince’s Tale
Feb 28, 2016 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.33 - The Prince’s Tale In which we had the wRONg Weasley. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.32 - The Elder Wand
Feb 21, 2016 • 34 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.32 - The Elder Wand In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts
Feb 14, 2016 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape
Feb 7, 2016 • 31 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.29 - The Lost Diadem
Jan 31, 2016 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.29 - The Lost Diadem In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn’t worried about Larry. (listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”) (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
7.28 - The Missing Mirror
Jan 24, 2016 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.28 - The Missing Mirror In which vacant bodies are fine. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.27 - The Final Hiding Place
Jan 17, 2016 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place In which less than ghost, and almost something happens. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.26 - Gringotts
Jan 10, 2016 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.26 - Gringotts In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.25 - Shell Cottage
Jan 3, 2016 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.25 - Shell Cottage In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.24 - The Wandmaker
Dec 27, 2015 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.24 - The Wandmaker In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.23 - Malfoy Manor
Dec 20, 2015 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.23 - Malfoy Manor In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.22 - The Deathly Hallows
Dec 13, 2015 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers
Dec 6, 2015 • 26 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood
Nov 29, 2015 • 26 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
TCTWSG: Unhinged
Nov 27, 2015 • 32 min
TCTWSG: Unhinged Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are obliged to reveal TCTWSG: Unhinged. This astonishing compendium, assembled from the dregs of our conversations, should be served alongside Thanksgiving…
7.19 - The Silver Doe
Nov 22, 2015 • 33 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.19 - The Silver Doe In which Ron conceived of Hermione as “The Girl”, and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you’re happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things. …
7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
Nov 15, 2015 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore’s sexuality in the books. (listen in your…
7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret
Nov 8, 2015 • 26 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret In which Peter doesn’t know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.16 - Godric’s Hollow
Nov 1, 2015 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow In which, despite gloom, they relished. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN
Oct 30, 2015 • 28 min
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN With Special Guest Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good insists that you acknowledge TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN. This nominally “special” film…
7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge
Oct 25, 2015 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge In which they’re usually in a big comfy castle. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.14 - The Thief
Oct 18, 2015 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.14 - The Thief In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit. (listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”) (subscribe, rate, and review) …
7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission
Oct 11, 2015 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)…
7.12 - Magic is Might
Oct 4, 2015 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.12 - Magic is Might In which I can’t relate to hats. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.11 - The Bribe
Sep 27, 2015 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.11 - The Bribe In which no one is as important as the ghost minister. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale
Sep 20, 2015 • 25 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.09 - A Place to Hide
Sep 13, 2015 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.09 - A Place to Hide In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.08 - The Wedding
Sep 6, 2015 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.08 - The Wedding In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore
Aug 30, 2015 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don’t want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them. (subscribe, rate,…
7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas
Aug 23, 2015 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book’s true authorship (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support…
7.05 - Fallen Warrior
Aug 16, 2015 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.05 - Fallen Warrior In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
7.04 - The Seven Potters
Aug 9, 2015 • 28 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.04 - The Seven Potters In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
7.03 - The Dursleys Departing
Aug 2, 2015 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.02 - In Memoriam
Jul 26, 2015 • 25 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.02 - In Memoriam In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending
Jul 19, 2015 • 27 min
We now present the seventh and final season in the epic tale of The Chapter Titles Were So Good. The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending In which nobody needed to come to this meeting. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
TCTWSG: Unplugged
Jul 5, 2015 • 24 min
TCTWSG: Unplugged Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like you experience TCTWSG: Unplugged. This collection of outtakes, odds and ends from the recording of our show is delivered in admiration and…
TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER
Jun 14, 2015 • 30 min
TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good offers for your consideration TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER. This breathtaking tour de film is presented as a token of our admiration of the fine…
6.30 - The White Tomb
May 31, 2015 • 30 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.30 - The White Tomb In which Denis was a weird time-baby, Voldemort sounds like a french thing he likes, Scrimgeour is not seasonal, Jo is pro 90’s, Harry’s not going back to school, and Ginny saw this…
6.29 - The Phoenix Lament
May 24, 2015 • 26 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament In which Peter doesn’t need to hear about Tonks right now. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.28 - The Flight of the Prince
May 17, 2015 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince In which Harry doesn’t have time for Rab. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower
May 10, 2015 • 28 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower In which someone is dead. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.26 - The Cave
May 3, 2015 • 25 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.26 - The Cave In which Dumbledore loses his cool and brings a knife. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.25 - The Seer Overheard
Apr 26, 2015 • 29 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.25 - The Seer Overheard In which Snape notices the lovely day. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.24 - Sectumsempra
Apr 19, 2015 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.24 - Sectumsempra In which Harry sees Harry, and is mean to Dean. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.23 - Horcruxes
Apr 12, 2015 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.23 - Horcruxes In which the buffalo’s death is a part of it, and Mr. Tom was worried about a fetch quest, and souls are midi-chlorians but that’s okay, and Mr. Tom misremembers having read the Harry…
6.22 - After the Burial
Apr 5, 2015 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.22 - After the Burial In which Mr. Tom gets a foot tattoo, and Harry goes to Mars, and Rupert Grint. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.21 - The Unknowable Room
Mar 29, 2015 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.21 - The Unknowable Room In which Harry Potter is a love superhero, and a shufti is taken. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA
Mar 28, 2015 • 26 min
THE CHAPTER TITLES WERE SO GOOD QUESTION AND ANSWER SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like to present to you the TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA. This rare and beautiful…
6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request
Mar 22, 2015 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request With Special Guest In which Dumbeldore’s goofy about love, and Hepzibuh wears many corsets. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us…
6.19 - Elf Tails
Mar 15, 2015 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.19 - Elf Tails In which Dumbledore gets murdered for bonus points. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.18 - Birthday Surprises
Mar 8, 2015 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.18 - Birthday Surprises In which Harry plays Voldemort in a reenactment, and the listener gets a lesson in poisoning strategy. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) Support us on
6.17 - A Sluggish Memory
Mar 1, 2015 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory In which you don’t have a chicken garden. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support us on
6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas
Feb 22, 2015 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas In which Harry’s world is divided into good people and Death Eaters. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support us on
6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow
Feb 15, 2015 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow In which Reggie wins the respect of horses, and Mr. Tom might just snap. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
6.14 - Felix Felicis
Feb 8, 2015 • 25 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.14 - Felix Felicis In which Ron strikes a jaunty pose and Jo still needs the party to happen. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support…
6.13 - The Secret Riddle
Feb 1, 2015 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.13 - The Secret Riddle In which moms love Dumbledore’s memories, and Mrs. Cole joins the zoo. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support…
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE
Jan 30, 2015 • 32 min
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good invites you to enjoy TCTWSG: The Movie. This extra-special extra episode is offered up in gratitude to our especially lovely Patreon supporters. Through…
6.12 - Silver and Opals
Jan 25, 2015 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.12 - Silver and Opals In which the trio goes to the mall, and powerful wizards have been empowered to write new code into the platonic realm. (subscribe, rate, and review) …
6.11 - Hermione’s Helping Hand
Jan 18, 2015 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.11 - Hermione’s Helping Hand In which Voldemort fails to do the thing. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support us on
6.10 - The House of Gaunt
Jan 11, 2015 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.10 - The House of Gaunt In which love is a good thing, Voldemort is only the bad things, Dumbledore banks on loophole bullshit, Peter is nailed to a a door, Mister Tom discovers the true meaning of fanfiction, and…
6.09 - The Half Blood Prince
Jan 4, 2015 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince In which a bias against ghosts is a little understandable, and only one kid gets to be Sandy. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re…
6.08 - Snape Victorious
Dec 28, 2014 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.08 - Snape Victorious In which Harry sees another gleam of triumph, and Ron doesn’t respect the creative process. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind…
6.07 - The Slug Club
Dec 21, 2014 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.07 - The Slug Club In which Harry’s being foolish. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support us on
6.06 - Draco’s Detour
Dec 14, 2014 • 15 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.06 - Draco’s Detour In which wizards favor whimsy, and bludgers, and beaters, and snitches, and seekers (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm
Dec 7, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm In which Mr. Tom’s entire life is meaningless, and Harry sniffs a bullet. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
6.04 - Horace Slughorn
Nov 30, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.04 - Horace Slughorn In which a portkey’s a Panera Bread, and the universe will always have a home in Hogwarts. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
6.03 - Will and Won’t
Nov 23, 2014 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.03 - Will and Won’t In which the physical layout of objects in an impediment to the narrator telling us what’s on the news. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re…
6.02 - Spinner’s End
Nov 16, 2014 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.02 - Spinner’s End In which Dumbledore makes a bet on love, Snape has an obligation to murder, and Peter is a little impatient. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
6.01 - The Other Minister
Nov 9, 2014 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.01 - The Other Minister In which Dementors exchange metaphysical fluids. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)Support us on
5.38 - The Second War Begins
Sep 21, 2014 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.38 - The Second War Begins In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.37 - The Lost Prophecy
Sep 14, 2014 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy In which Harry Potter’s heart generates love. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared
Sep 7, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re…
5.35 - Beyond the Veil
Aug 31, 2014 • 13 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.35 - Beyond the Veil In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn’t kill baby Hitler. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.34 - The Department of Mysteries
Aug 24, 2014 • 15 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.33 - Fight and Flight
Aug 17, 2014 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.33 - Fight and Flight In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.32 - Out of the Fire
Aug 10, 2014 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.32 - Out of the Fire In which Lee Jordan never had a chance. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.31 - O.W.L.s
Aug 3, 2014 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.31 - O.W.L.s In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re…
5.30 - Grawp
Jul 27, 2014 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.30 - Grawp In which Filch is a different person. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.29 - Career Advice
Jul 20, 2014 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.29 - Career Advice In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory
Jul 13, 2014 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak
Jul 6, 2014 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen
Jun 29, 2014 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape’s worst memories is seen. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some…
5.25 - The Beetle at Bay
Jun 22, 2014 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay In which a laugh belongs here. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.24 - Occlumency
Jun 15, 2014 • 21 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.24 -Occlumency In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward
Jun 8, 2014 • 25 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
Jun 1, 2014 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries In which St. Mungo tends a fire. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.21 - The Eye of the Snake
May 25, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale
May 18, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension. (subscribe, rate, and review) …
5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent
May 11, 2014 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army
May 4, 2014 • 26 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some…
5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
Apr 27, 2014 • 27 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.16 - In the Hog’s Head
Apr 20, 2014 • 20 min
In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor
Apr 13, 2014 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…
5.14 - Percy and Padfoot
Apr 6, 2014 • 20 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot In which dinosaurs don’t exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.13 - Detention with Dolores
Mar 30, 2014 • 18 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.13 - Detention with Dolores In which Minerva doesn’t really get Twitter. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants) NOTE: This episode…
5.12 - Professor Umbridge
Mar 23, 2014 • 15 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.12 - Professor Umbridge In which Harry oughta take up a hobby. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.11 - The Sorting Hat’s New Song
Mar 16, 2014 • 24 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.11 - The Sorting Hat’s New Song in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
5.10 - Luna Lovegood
Mar 9, 2014 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.10 - Luna Lovegood In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
Mar 2, 2014 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley In which prefects are real. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.08 - The Hearing
Feb 23, 2014 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.08 - The Hearing In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.07 - The Ministry of Magic
Feb 16, 2014 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic In which HP’s philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
Feb 9, 2014 • 22 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix
Feb 2, 2014 • 17 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur’s glasses. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re…
5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
Jan 26, 2014 • 16 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.03 - The Advance Guard
Jan 19, 2014 • 16 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.03 - The Advance Guard In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
5.02 - A Peck of Owls
Jan 12, 2014 • 23 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.02 - A Peck of Owls With special guest In which Vernon grooms himself, and Harry doesn’t do anything. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if you’re some kind of…
5.01 - Dudley Demented
Jan 5, 2014 • 19 min
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.01 - Dudley Demented In which Harry and Dudley live in a “neighborhood,” and Mr. Tom’s teen angst is a plot hole. (subscribe, rate, and review) (if…