We Hate Movies

We Hate Movies

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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can’t help but relish pure trash.


Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca (PREVIEW)
Sep 17 • 4 min
On this month’s Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca’s deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca!
Episode 504 - Double Jeopardy
Sep 15 • 124 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues to celebrate this pseudo-Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous Double Jeopardy!
Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW)
Sep 10 • 2 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends!
Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers
Sep 8 • 125 min
On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers!
The KoЯnkast (Preview)
Sep 4 • 4 min
On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn’s breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader!
Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One
Sep 1 • 112 min
This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they’re unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public!
Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin)
Aug 25 • 142 min
On the season finale of WHM s10, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping!
Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW)
Aug 21 • 3 min
On this month’s We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman!
Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux
Aug 20 • 125 min
On the conclusion of WHM’s FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!
Episode 500 (Part I) - Superman III Redux
Aug 18 • 144 min
On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks (PREVIEW)
Aug 12 • 4 min
On this month’s very special edition of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, everyone’s favorite Gungan—Jar Jar Binks!
Episode 499 - Multiplicity
Aug 11 • 116 min
On the episode before 500, the gang chats about the outrageous Michael Keaton clone comedy, Multiplicity!
Animation Damnation - “Inspector Gadget” (PREVIEW)
Aug 5 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a completely ridiculous episode of the dimwitted cartoon sensation, Inspector Gadget!
Episode 498 - Dante’s Peak (with Justin J. Case)
Aug 4 • 124 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to tackle the lesser of the two major 1990’s volcano movies, Dante’s Peak!
MELR0210 #33 - 90210 “The Next Fifty Years”
Jul 30 • 82 min
On the season finale of MELR0210 the gang takes a Super Mario warp tunnel to Beverly Hills, 90210’s second season so they can chat about the much-hyped episode, “The Next Fifty Years”!
Episode 497 - Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Jul 28 • 105 min
On this week’s episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to an end with a spirited conversation about Guy Ritchie’s 2009 feature-length fist-fight, Sherlock Holmes!
MELR0210 #32 - Melrose Place “The Whole Truth”
Jul 24 • 69 min
On this week’s MELR0210, the gang is talking about the Jo-tastic Melrose Place episode, “The Whole Truth”!
Episode 496 - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Jul 21 • 108 min
On the penultimate episode of the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang is chatting about the totally lazy and unnecessary sequel, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life!
MELR0210 #31 - 90210 “A Fling in Palm Springs”
Jul 16 • 72 min
On this week’s MELR0210 the gang has a spirited chat about the pretty darn good Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “A Fling in Palm Springs”!
Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (PREVIEW)
Jul 15 • 3 min
On this month’s exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost Ark!
Episode 494 - The Terminal
Jul 14 • 115 min
On this week’s episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg’s low stakes sap-fest, The Terminal!
MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place “House of God”
Jul 9 • 63 min
On this week’s MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, “House of God”!
Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW)
Jul 8 • 4 min
This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask!
Episode 493 - The Mask
Jul 7 • 126 min
On this week’s episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey smash hit, The Mask!
MELR0210 #29 - 90210 “East Side Story”
Jul 2 • 66 min
On this week’s MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “East Side Story”!
Episode 492 - The Expendables
Jun 30 • 125 min
This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables!
MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place “Drawing the Line”
Jun 25 • 67 min
We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, “Drawing the Line”!
Episode 491 - Shrek the Third
Jun 23 • 119 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third!
MELR0210 #27 - 90210 “Slumber Party” (with Amir Blumenfeld)
Jun 22 • 63 min
On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “Slumber Party”!
MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place “Dreams Come True”
Jun 18 • 66 min
We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, “Dreams Come True!”
Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW)
Jun 17 • 3 min
On this month’s AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
Episode 490 - The Mummy (1999)
Jun 16 • 116 min
On this week’s episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew’s words) Stephen Sommers blockbuster, The Mummy!
MELR0210 #25 - 90210 “One Man and a Baby”
Jun 15 • 63 min
We kick off another week in quarantine with our first MELR0210 episode of the week and this time we’re chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “One Man and a Baby”!
MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place “Polluted Affairs”
Jun 11 • 62 min
On this second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, “Polluted Affairs”!
Episode 489 - Scooby-Doo
Jun 9 • 122 min
On this week’s episode the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off in high fashion with a discussion on the 2002 live-action adaptation, Scooby-Doo!
MELR0210 #23 - 90210 “B.Y.O.B.”
Jun 8 • 81 min
We kick off this week’s MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 ‘sode, “B.Y.O.B.”!
MELR0210 #22 - Melrose Place “A Promise Broken” (Special Commentary Edition)
Jun 4 • 59 min
On this week’s very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of an episode, “A Promise Broken.”
Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Jun 3 • 130 min
On this week’s episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales!
MELR0210 #21 - 90210 “Isn’t It Romantic?”
Jun 1 • 74 min
We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210!
MELR0210 #20 - Melrose Place “Burned”
May 28 • 72 min
On this week’s second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, “Burned”!
Episode 486 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (with Jourdain Searles)
May 26 • 114 min
On this week’s episode, Pirate Mania claims another victim as the gang welcomes film critic and co-host of the Bad Romance Podcast, Jourdain Searles to chat about the… sigh… fourth installment of this Mickey Mouse franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On…
MELR0210 #19 - 90210 “The Gentle Art of Listening”
May 25 • 71 min
We kick off another week of quarantined pods with an all-new ep of MELR0210!
MELR0210 #18 - Melrose Place “Responsibly Yours”
May 21 • 67 min
We’re gliding into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week, all about the Melrose Place episode, “Responsibly Yours”!
The Nexus #45 - “Journey to Babel” / “The Icarus Factor” (PREVIEW)
May 20 • 5 min
On this month’s SUPER-SIZED journey into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes with severe daddy issues! First up on TOS, it’s Spock having daddy issues in “Journey to Babel”!
Episode 485 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (with Ben Worcester)
May 19 • 140 min
On this week’s show, Pirate Madness takes another soul when Hooked on TJ Hooker’s Ben Worcester drops by to chat about the incredibly bloated third installment in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End!
MELR0210 #17 - 90210 “The 17 Year Itch”
May 18 • 80 min
We kick off another week of all-new pod as the gang chats about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “The 17 Year Itch,” on our first of two MELR0210 episodes!
MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place “Lonely Hearts”
May 14 • 78 min
We wrap up another week in quarantine with our Melrose Place half of MELR0210 offerings with the creep-tacular episode, “Lonely Hearts”!
Episode 484 - The Ring (2002) (PREVIEW)
May 13 • 5 min
On this month’s exclusive WLM offering, the gang is going back to the film that started the J-horror remake craze in Hollywood, The Ring!
Episode 483 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (with Chelsea Jupin)
May 12 • 121 min
On this week’s episode, Pirate Fever infects the whole apartment as Chelsea Jupin joins Andrew (in-studio) and the rest of the gang (online) to chat about the second of… ugh… five films in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest!
MELR0210 #15 - 90210 “Perfect Mom”
May 11 • 73 min
On this week’s 90210-centric episode of MELR0210, the gang is joined by resident Jackie Taylor Expert, Steve’s wife, Jenn, to discuss the truly bonkers episode, “Perfect Mom”!
MELR0210 #14 - Melrose Place “My Way”
May 7 • 69 min
We wrap up the week with our second MELR0210 episode which has us talking about the outrageous Melrose Place episode, “My Way”!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #17 - Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard (PREVIEW)
May 6 • 4 min
On this month’s Gleep Glossary, Eric regales Andrew and Steve with the tale of the infamous Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard! Everyone remembers Gartogg, right?
Episode 482 - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
May 5 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets Pirate Fever as they kick off the 2020 Pirate-thon with the 2003 blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl!
MELR0210 #13 - 90210 “Higher Education”
May 4 • 62 min
On our first MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “Higher Education”!
WHM Quarantine Live! #1 - VHS Parent Edits, Hometown Humiliation, and Bane!
May 3 • 69 min
On this first ever WHM Quarantine Live, the gang is reading letters and taking some Q’s from the audience at home!
MELR0210 #12 - Melrose Place “Second Chances”
Apr 30 • 65 min
On the final episode of the week (and the month—wow, time means nothing!) the gang is chatting about all things Place on the second MELR0210 episode of the week! The episode in question, “Second Chances,” originally aired on August 12th, 1992 and features…
Episode 481 - Cool As Ice
Apr 28 • 99 min
This week on the program, the gang descends further into madness when chatting about the absolutely bonkers Vanilla Ice alien movie, Cool As Ice!
MELR0210 #11 - 90210 “One on One”
Apr 27 • 64 min
We kick off this week’s MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode “One on One”!
MELR0210 #10 - Melrose Place “Leap of Faith”
Apr 23 • 66 min
On the second MELR0210 ep of the week, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place after-school special episode, “Leap of Faith,” which originally aired on August 5th, 1992.
Episode 480 - Raw Deal (with Jamelle Bouie)
Apr 21 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, friend of the show and New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie hangs out with the gang in cyberspace to chat about the criminally underrated Arnold Schwarzenegger action thriller, Raw Deal!
MELR0210 #9 - 90210 “The First Time”
Apr 20 • 68 min
On the first episode of this week’s MELR0210, our 1990’s prime-time soap opera do-si-do, we’re chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “The First Time,” which originally aired October 25th, 1990.
MELR0210 #8 - Melrose Place “For Love or Money”
Apr 17 • 66 min
On this week’s Melrose Place episode of the ongoing MELR0210 quarantine project, the guys are chatting about the swing-and-a-miss, dull as dirt episode, “For Love or Money”!
Episode 479 - The Thing (PREVIEW)
Apr 14 • 5 min
On this month’s exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets into some deep isolation with a lively chat about the John Carpenter classic, The Thing!
Episode 478 - John Carpenter’s Vampires
Apr 14 • 99 min
On this week’s all-new episode, the gang is chatting about the sleaziest of scumbag vampire hunter films, John Carpenter’s Vampires!
MELR0210 #7 - 90210 “Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)”
Apr 13 • 59 min
On the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode of this week’s MELR0210 shows, the guys are chatting about the third episode, “Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)”!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn (PREVIEW)
Apr 12 • 3 min
On this month’s entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn!
MELR0210 #6 - Melrose Place “Lost & Found”
Apr 10 • 53 min
On the Melrose Place episode of this week’s MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, “Lost & Found”!
Unlock the Vault - Man of Steel
Apr 7 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the gang turns their key and is unlocking the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode!
MELR0210 #5 - 90210 “The Green Room”
Apr 6 • 59 min
HUNK ALERT: We’re kicking off this week’s run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry’s Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, “The Green Room”!
Animation Damnation - “The New Adventures of Gumby” (PREVIEW)
Apr 3 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80’s continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby!
MELR0210 #4 - Melrose Place “Friends & Lovers”
Apr 2 • 51 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week’s MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP’s second episode, “Friends & Lovers”!
Episode 477 - The Commuter
Mar 31 • 112 min
On this week’s episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter!
MELR0210 #3 - 90210 “Pilot, Part 2”
Mar 30 • 52 min
We kick off this week’s run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, “Class of Beverly Hills”!
Quarantined Mail Bag #1 - Puking During 4DX, Meeting Mr. Crisp, and Going On a Blind Date to “Multiplicity”
Mar 29 • 44 min
On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop, a guy’s date farting through Multiplicity,…
MELR0210 #2 - Melrose Place “Pilot”
Mar 26 • 55 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week’s MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world’s introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place!
Episode 476 - Queen of the Damned
Mar 24 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, it’s the penultimate listener requested title and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal soaked vampire flick, Queen of the Damned!
MELR0210 #1 - 90210 “Pilot, Part 1”
Mar 23 • 39 min
On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star’s smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)
Mar 19 • 4 min
On this month’s patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess!
Episode 475 - A Sound of Thunder
Mar 17 • 119 min
On this week’s episode, the gang’s descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder!
Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (PREVIEW)
Mar 12 • 5 min
On this month’s patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes’ Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off!
Animation Damnation - “Adventures of the Gummi Bears” (PREVIEW)
Mar 11 • 3 min
On this month’s [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears!
Episode 473 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
Mar 10 • 131 min
On this week’s outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown!
Episode 472 - Law Abiding Citizen
Mar 3 • 108 min
On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen!
WHM Mail Bag: Third Wheels at the Movies, Theater Toilet Misunderstandings & Watching Gallagher Suck
Mar 2 • 61 min
It’s an all-new WHM Mail Bag episode! Also available in video form over on our YouTube channel!
Episode 471 - Doom
Feb 25 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom!
The Nexus #42 - “I, Mudd” / “The Royale” (PREVIEW)
Feb 23 • 5 min
On this month’s edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn’t be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality!
Animation Damnation - “Yogi’s Gang” (PREVIEW)
Feb 19 • 2 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi’s Gang!
Episode 470 - Teen Wolf (Live in Hollywood)
Feb 18 • 74 min
Recorded during last year’s fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved ’80s classic, Teen Wolf!
Making It So #3 - “The End is the Beginning” (PREVIEW)
Feb 11 • 4 min
On episode three of Making It So, the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets… engaging, “The End is the Beginning”!
Episode 468 - Cruel Intentions (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
Feb 11 • 121 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions!
Episode 467 - Orphan
Feb 4 • 124 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan!
The Nexus #41 - “Catspaw” / “Contagion” (PREVIEW)
Jan 30 • 3 min
On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek!
Making It So #1 - “Remembrance”
Jan 29 • 43 min
On the debut episode of Making It So, WHM’s all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off to a… mostly okay start!
Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
Jan 28 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw!
Animation Damnation - “Fast & Furious Spy Racers” (PREVIEW)
Jan 23 • 3 min
On this month’s high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers!
Episode 465 - Yesterday
Jan 21 • 113 min
On this week’s episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)
Jan 16 • 2 min
On this month’s Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine!
Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (PREVIEW)
Jan 15 • 5 min
On this month’s exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year’s studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood!
Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen
Jan 14 • 122 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen!
Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)
Jan 7 • 106 min
On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy!
WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
Jan 5 • 71 min
On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the “Skywalker Saga” - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER!
Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road
Dec 31, 2019 • 136 min
On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road!
The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)
Dec 26, 2019 • 6 min
On this month’s very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact!
WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!
Dec 25, 2019 • 50 min
It’s December’s holiday mail bag episode!
Episode 460 - Gremlins
Dec 24, 2019 • 118 min
On this week’s Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)
Dec 21, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s entry into the Gleep Glossary, it’s the holiday season and we’re celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker’s beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru!
Animation Damnation - “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” (PREVIEW)
Dec 19, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)
Dec 19, 2019 • 2 min
Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you’re going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here’s a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon!
Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi
Dec 17, 2019 • 174 min
On this week’s very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars venture by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi!
Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)
Dec 13, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back!
457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)
Dec 10, 2019 • 96 min
On this week’s show, the gang is live from Cobb’s in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock!
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)
Dec 5, 2019 • 5 min
On this week’s edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show’s fourth installment, “Chapter 4: Sanctuary”!
456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)
Dec 3, 2019 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys’ Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance!
The Nexus #39 - “The Doomsday Machine” / “The Dauphin” (PREVIEW)
Nov 28, 2019 • 4 min
This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we’re chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen!
Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)
Nov 26, 2019 • 75 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about 1984’s The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California!
Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)
Nov 19, 2019 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop!
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1
Nov 18, 2019 • 33 min
On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian!
Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)
Nov 14, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron’s 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator.
Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Nov 12, 2019 • 123 min
On this week’s episode, it’s almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film “comedy,” I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry!
Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)
Nov 5, 2019 • 118 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin and David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)
Nov 2, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett!
WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!
Oct 30, 2019 • 47 min
It’s the Spooktacular October Mail Bag episode!
Episode 450 - The Monster Squad
Oct 29, 2019 • 111 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad!
The Nexus #38 - “The Apple” / “The Measure of a Man” (PREVIEW)
Oct 28, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny!
Episode 449 - Child’s Play (Live in Chicago)
Oct 22, 2019 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago’s Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child’s Play!
Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Oct 15, 2019 • 104 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)
Oct 10, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina!
Episode 447 - Final Destination 3
Oct 8, 2019 • 116 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3!
Animation Damnation - The Simpsons’ “Treehouse of Horror V” (PREVIEW)
Oct 5, 2019 • 4 min
On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, “Treehouse of Horror V.”
Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)
Oct 3, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being!
Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
Oct 1, 2019 • 112 min
On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th!
WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats
Sep 30, 2019 • 60 min
On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others’ misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late,…
The Nexus 37 - “Mirror, Mirror” / “A Matter of Honor” (PREVIEW)
Sep 26, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever!
Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man
Sep 24, 2019 • 102 min
On this episode, our accidental ’90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man!
Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)
Sep 19, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles!
Episode 443 - Sphere
Sep 17, 2019 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental ’90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)
Sep 15, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina!
Episode 442 - Double Impact
Sep 10, 2019 • 96 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact!
Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)
Sep 6, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with to an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye!
Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sep 3, 2019 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined “Midsommar” Screenings
Aug 30, 2019 • 57 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar.
Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
Aug 27, 2019 • 122 min
On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the absolutely ridiculous, mid-90’s, sci-fi dud, Species!
The Nexus 36 - “The Changeling” / “Unnatural Selection” (PREVIEW)
Aug 22, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they’re both pretty dumb!
Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre]
Aug 20, 2019 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by talking about the absolutely ludicrous horror remake, The Wicker Man!
Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 “Space Seed” / “Skin of Evil”
Aug 18, 2019 • 74 min
We’re unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus!
Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW)
Aug 16, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles!
Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.)
Aug 13, 2019 • 100 min
On this week’s Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds!
Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)
Aug 9, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets!
Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston)
Aug 6, 2019 • 106 min
On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW)
Aug 4, 2019 • 2 min
On this month’s entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88!
Episode 434 - The Fast and the Furious
Jul 30, 2019 • 116 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to a close—as does WHM season nine—with a conversation on the absolutely bonkers, but fun-bonkers, blockbuster that started it all, The Fast and the Furious!
The Nexus 35 - “Who Mourns for Adonais?” / “The Schizoid Man” (PREVIEW)
Jul 28, 2019 • 7 min
Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus!
Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling (PREVIEW)
Jul 26, 2019 • 2 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling!
Episode 433 - The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
Jul 23, 2019 • 103 min
On this week’s Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza episode, the gang is chatting about the completely unnecessary remake, The Taking of Pelham 123!
WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at “Blade,” and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!
Jul 17, 2019 • 54 min
On this month’s dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more!
Episode 432 - 2012
Jul 16, 2019 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Disasterville as the guys trash the totally ridiculous Roland Emmerich-helmed, end of the world joint, 2012!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt (PREVIEW)
Jul 14, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin’s weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt!
WHM Mail Bag: WHM (At Work) Without Headphones, Concession Stand Thieves, and Flying with Hot Food Terrorists
Jul 11, 2019 • 45 min
On this dip into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys address super important issues like: how awkward it can be listening to this show without headphones, stealing concessions from the multiplex you work for, and more!
WHM Mail Bag: Talking to Talent, Babysitting Horror Stories, and Misremembering Movie Details
Jul 11, 2019 • 58 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from people who bothered directors while driving them around, got asked to babysit a gaggle of Shrek-loving monsters and more!
Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth
Jul 9, 2019 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth!
Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)
Jul 7, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump!
Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man
Jul 2, 2019 • 133 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man!
The Nexus 34 - “Amok Time” / “Loud as a Whisper” (CLIP)
Jun 26, 2019 • 5 min
This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You’ll instantly access hours, nay, days of new content!
Episode 428 - Wanted
Jun 25, 2019 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted!
Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]
Jun 23, 2019 • 4 min
HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole thing, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe now!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)
Jun 20, 2019 • 3 min
This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
Episode 427 - Bride of Chucky
Jun 18, 2019 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets a little spooktacular as the gang chats about the ridiculous evil-dolls-gets-hitched sequel, Bride of Chucky!
Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (CLIP)
Jun 14, 2019 • 6 min
On this month’s full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The Secret Service!
Episode 425 - Deep Rising (with Jamelle Bouie)
Jun 11, 2019 • 108 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes journalist and friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie in-studio to chat about the 1998 big-budget b-movie, Deep Rising!
WHM On-Screen: Dark Phoenix
Jun 7, 2019 • 44 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the new X-Men film, Dark Phoenix!
Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Jun 4, 2019 • 97 min
This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action movie adaptation, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra!
The Nexus 33 - “Operation - Annihilate!” / “The Outrageous Okona” (CLIP)
May 30, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! First on TOS, it’s “Operation - Annihilate!,” which originally aired April 13th,…
Episode 423 - The Super
May 28, 2019 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the Joe Pesci slumlord comedy, The Super!
WHM On-Screen: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
May 26, 2019 • 33 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys are chatting about the latest installment in the incredibly lucrative, bullet-to-the-head franchise, “John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum”!
WHM On-Screen: The Game of Thrones Series Finale
May 24, 2019 • 37 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the divisive series finale of HBO’s Game of Thrones!
Episode 422 - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
May 21, 2019 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the sex-crazed rom-“com,” Ghosts of Girlfriends Past!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)
May 17, 2019 • 4 min
This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
Episode 421 - Space Cowboys
May 14, 2019 • 117 min
On this week’s episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys!
WHM Mail Bag: Explaining Movies to Old People, Celeb Sightings at the Cinema, and more!
May 11, 2019 • 50 min
On this month’s episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor’s office, got caught explaining entire films to old people, and watched abhorrent puppet pornography in film school.
Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!) (CLIP)
May 10, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, “Go West, Young Meowth”!
Episode 420 - Dude, Where’s My Car?
May 7, 2019 • 105 min
On this episode, the gang celebrates reaching episode 420 (GET IT?) by chatting about the absolutely abhorrent faux-stoner comedy, Dude, Where’s My Car?
Episode 419 - Serenity (2019) (CLIP)
May 3, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?), Serenity!
WHM On-Screen - Avengers: Endgame
May 2, 2019 • 68 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop, Avengers: Endgame!
Episode 418 - Final Destination
Apr 30, 2019 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination!
The Nexus 32 - “The City on the Edge of Forever” / “Elementary, Dear Data” (CLIP)
Apr 28, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another… not so excellent one.
Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots (CLIP)
Apr 27, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What’s the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the full show, head over to our Patreon and…
Episode 417 - 17 Again
Apr 23, 2019 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again!
Unlock the Vault: Episode 344 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Apr 20, 2019 • 97 min
We’re unlocking the WHM Vault as a special 4/20 gift to present a Patreon bonus episode to the masses!
Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)
Apr 18, 2019 • 5 min
On this month’s full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake!
Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard
Apr 16, 2019 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live Free or Die Hard!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)
Apr 12, 2019 • 4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is “hammerhead” a slur? What exactly was in this guy’s—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want…
Episode 414 - Shrek 2
Apr 9, 2019 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2!
Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)
Apr 2, 2019 • 135 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)!
WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies
Mar 29, 2019 • 55 min
It’s February’s video mail bag episode—in audio form!
The Nexus 31 - “Distant Voices” / “Genesis” (CLIP)
Mar 28, 2019 • 6 min
On this month’s Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their own ways!
Episode 412 - Chill Factor
Mar 26, 2019 • 113 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90’s action film that “borrows” from about 3 or 4 other 90’s action films—it’s Chill Factor!
Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)
Mar 23, 2019 • 3 min
On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella!
Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth
Mar 19, 2019 • 106 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth!
Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)
Mar 14, 2019 • 6 min
On this month’s patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider!
WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel
Mar 13, 2019 • 39 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel!
Episode 409 - Vibes
Mar 12, 2019 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)
Mar 8, 2019 • 4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode…
Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Mar 5, 2019 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time!
The Nexus 30 - “The Alternative Factor” / “Where Silence Has Lease” (CLIP)
Feb 27, 2019 • 7 min
On this month’s journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it’s “The Alternative Factor,” which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this…
Episode 407 - The Island
Feb 26, 2019 • 116 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island!
The 2019 WHM Oscars Special
Feb 22, 2019 • 67 min
Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards!
Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)
Feb 22, 2019 • 4 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre ’90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck!
Episode 406 - Valentine
Feb 19, 2019 • 107 min
On this week’s episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous holiday slasher, Valentine!
Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)
Feb 15, 2019 • 7 min
On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole…
WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching “Faces of Death” with Dad
Feb 13, 2019 • 51 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented “Faces of Death” with their father, and…
Episode 404 - What Women Want
Feb 12, 2019 • 118 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want?
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)
Feb 7, 2019 • 3 min
Entry number two into the Gleep Glossary: Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba!
Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Feb 5, 2019 • 104 min
On this week’s episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald!
Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders
Jan 29, 2019 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREEEME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders!
The Nexus 29 - “Errand of Mercy” / “The Child” (CLIP)
Jan 25, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only!
Episode 401 - Life Itself
Jan 22, 2019 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself!
Animation Damnation - MTV’s Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)
Jan 17, 2019 • 3 min
On this month’s episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series!
Episode 400 - The Love Guru
Jan 15, 2019 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D’an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)
Jan 10, 2019 • 3 min
On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
Episode 399 - Mile 22
Jan 8, 2019 • 98 min
On this week’s show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22!
Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)
Jan 4, 2019 • 9 min
Here’s a sneak peek at our all-new full-length bonus episode on the wretched film, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!
Episode 397 - Venom
Jan 1, 2019 • 91 min
On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual “(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year” month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom!
Episode 396 - Batman (1989)
Dec 25, 2018 • 131 min
On this week’s episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! Is Bruce Wayne drinking the blood of criminals? Was Nicholson calling his own cuts here? And remember the…
The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)
Dec 20, 2018 • 8 min
On this month’s very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! (TEASER CLIP)
Episode 395 - It’s a Wonderful Life
Dec 18, 2018 • 127 min
On this week’s holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies, the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It’s a Wonderful Life!
Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)
Dec 14, 2018 • 2 min
On this month’s We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series!
Episode 394 - Back to the Future
Dec 11, 2018 • 134 min
On this week’s all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future!
Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP
Dec 7, 2018 • 13 min
On this month’s Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars!
Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Dec 4, 2018 • 130 min
This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day!
WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom
Nov 29, 2018 • 46 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There’s one…
Episode 391 - Ri¢hie Ri¢h
Nov 27, 2018 • 105 min
On this week’s episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h!
Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Nov 20, 2018 • 115 min
On this week’s episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!
The Nexus 27 - “The Devil in the Dark” / “The Neutral Zone” (CLIP)
Nov 19, 2018 • 4 min
On this month’s journey into The Nexus, it’s a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!
Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)
Nov 15, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!
Episode 389 - The One
Nov 13, 2018 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One!
Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)
Nov 7, 2018 • 5 min
On this month’s full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat
Nov 6, 2018 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat!
Episode 386 - Wishmaster
Oct 30, 2018 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What’s with that pharmacist’s brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder’s facial hair is! And how about…
WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug “Pinhead” Bradley
Oct 28, 2018 • 43 min
On this month’s spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of…
The Nexus 26 - “This Side of Paradise” / “Conspiracy” (CLIP)
Oct 26, 2018 • 4 min
On this month’s trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it’s the sci-fi melordrama, “This Side of Paradise.” Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This…
Episode 385 - Urban Legend
Oct 23, 2018 • 103 min
On this week’s all-new entry into the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post-Scream talky-talk chiller—Urban Legend!
Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)
Oct 18, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To…
Episode 383 - Halloween: Resurrection
Oct 16, 2018 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular rolls on as the gang heads back to Franchise Town to chat about the rotten sequel Halloween: Resurrection!
The WHM 2018 Fall/Winter Preview
Oct 13, 2018 • 53 min
It’s the inaugural edition of the WHM Fall/Winter Preview!
Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)
Oct 10, 2018 • 2 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs!
Episode 382 - Man’s Best Friend
Oct 9, 2018 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the gang tackles a horror film so bad, they pretended it was intentionally a horror comedy, Man’s Best Friend! What’s with Lance Henriksen’s baggy denim ensemble? Why are those two…
Episode 381 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Oct 2, 2018 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang talks about the insane and unnecessary sequel, Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth! Why does this sleazy guy have a business that’s half gross gutter club, half five-star…
WHM Mail Bag: Dads Renting Porn, Fleeing the Movies in Fear, and Bothering Celebrities at Thanksgiving
Sep 29, 2018 • 52 min
Finally— It’s the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans ruining an actor’s Thanksgiving Eve…
Episode 380 - The Stepford Wives (2004)
Sep 25, 2018 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives! With a film like this, being remade in the 21st century, why not attach some women to the writer/director roles, eh, Paramount? What does this film…
The Nexus 25 - “A Taste of Armageddon” / “We’ll Always Have Paris” (CLIP)
Sep 20, 2018 • 4 min
On this month’s all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, “A Taste of Armageddon,” originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulling up…
Episode 379 - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Sep 18, 2018 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem! How could they not get any name actor to star— or even co-star!— in this film? Why are those kids just sitting there doing literally…
Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)
Sep 14, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, “A Race to the Finish,” originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as—…
Episode 378 - Masterminds
Sep 11, 2018 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What’s with this vague television business deal side plot? And how nuts is it that this…
Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)
Sep 8, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers…
Episode 376 - The Flintstones
Sep 4, 2018 • 96 min
On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a movie about the Flintstones really need…
Episode 375 - Cobra
Aug 28, 2018 • 94 min
Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD On the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it’s a real WLM situation as the gang chats about the ridiculously entertaining Stallone vehicle, Cobra! What was he thinking putting that newspaper inside…
The Nexus 24 - “Space Seed” / “Skin of Evil” (CLIP)
Aug 24, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it’s finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in “Space Seed”! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk…
Episode 374 - Tank Girl
Aug 21, 2018 • 95 min
Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WI On this week’s Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990’s comic book adaptation, Tank Girl! What’s the deal with all the animated cut scenes? Why did they bother…
Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)
Aug 16, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for… OOPS! This episode is…
Episode 372 - Jason X
Aug 14, 2018 • 89 min
Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, IL On this week’s Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X! Why couldn’t they film even one, single scene outside? How much money are these space scientists actually…
Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie
Aug 7, 2018 • 86 min
Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest. On this week’s Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free,…
Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)
Aug 3, 2018 • 2 min
On this month’s trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people’s opinion (Andrew’s), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, “Battlefield Bronx,” originally aired April 16th, 1986 and…
Episode 370 - Armageddon
Jul 31, 2018 • 110 min
On this week’s season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What’s with this totally pointless Charlton Heston…
WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations
Jul 30, 2018 • 67 min
On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out a…
Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year
Jul 24, 2018 • 100 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What’s with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend’s baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk…
The Nexus 23 - “The Return of the Archons” / “Symbiosis” (CLIP)
Jul 21, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is “The Return of the Archons,” which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all—…
Episode 368 - Eraser
Jul 17, 2018 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What’s with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse Mafia!…
Episode 367 - America’s Sweethearts (CLIP)
Jul 12, 2018 • 2 min
On this week’s full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America’s Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the…
Episode 366 - Runaway Bride
Jul 10, 2018 • 94 min
On this week’s episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these people?…
Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)
Jul 8, 2018 • 1 min
On this month’s edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, “Egg-Streme Vengeance,” originally aired February 5th, 2000,…
Episode 365 - Rambo III
Jul 3, 2018 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel…
WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks
Jun 28, 2018 • 61 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to “go” while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets…
Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4
Jun 26, 2018 • 108 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What’s with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van Halen? Who wanted all this family…
The Nexus 22 - “Court Martial” / “Arsenal of Freedom” (CLIP)
Jun 22, 2018 • 2 min
On this month’s all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, “Court Martial”! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon…
Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III
Jun 18, 2018 • 108 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben Worcester to chat about the sad, short, and cheap sequel, Jurassic Park III! Why couldn’t they entice Laura…
WHM On-Screen: Ocean’s 8
Jun 15, 2018 • 68 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean’s 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind up getting? What’s with that…
Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)
Jun 14, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this…
Episode 361 - xXx
Jun 12, 2018 • 114 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin Diesel vehicle, xXx! Who thought Vin Diesel would make an entertaining, wisecracking, James Bond knock-off?…
Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)
Jun 6, 2018 • 2 min
On this month’s cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980’s cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, “The Garden of Delights,” originally aired on September 19th, 1985. This month’s discussion features…
Episode 360 - Ocean’s Twelve
Jun 5, 2018 • 94 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the guys talk about the pat-on-the-back, victory lap sequel, Ocean’s Twelve! Why isn’t there any real heist scene in this heist movie? Who thought it was worthwhile to hide…
WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story
May 31, 2018 • 43 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This episode contains major spoilers for the Ron Howard-directed film! Spoilers such as: that totally insane Noa…
Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
May 29, 2018 • 121 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Honestly, why the bone…
The Nexus 21 - “Tomorrow is Yesterday” / “Heart of Glory” (CLIP)
May 22, 2018 • 4 min
On this month’s adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history! First up on TOS, the episode in question is “Tomorrow is Yesterday,” which originally aired…
Episode 358 - Witless Protection
May 22, 2018 • 106 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he’s straight-up kidnapping…
Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)
May 17, 2018 • 3 min
On this month’s Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, “The Constipation Situation,” features such amazing content like: Oops! This is only a clip! For access to…
WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales
May 16, 2018 • 47 min
We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely outrageous! On this very special Mail Bag, the gang is at the HeadGum East studio in Brooklyn to read some…
Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe
May 15, 2018 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn’t Mulder look more like Ted…
Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)
May 11, 2018 • 4 min
On this month’s full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if you’re not a Patreon subscriber, you can’t hear it! So if you’re curious about what you’re missing,…
Episode 355 - Dollman
May 8, 2018 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these ultra-violent, ultra-cheap special effects? Why does Jackie Earle Haley want to “rule” the Bronx? And why couldn’t we…
WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War
May 2, 2018 • 55 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, it’s WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket’s storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange awesomely…
Episode 354 - The Bucket List
May 1, 2018 • 99 min
On this week’s show, the gang goes globetrotting with two dying old farts in Rob Reiner’s The Bucket List! Why does the film take so long before we even hear mention of a Bucket List? How much does Morgan Freeman’s character hate his family? And how many…
Episode 353 - Airborne
Apr 24, 2018 • 113 min
On this week’s episode, it’s a We Love Movies situation as the guys chat about the totally tubular rollerblading romantic drama, Airborne! Were this kid’s parents actually going on a science expedition or were they running away from the Tax Man? Why did…
Episode 352 - Lost in Space
Apr 17, 2018 • 114 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back their good friend, and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case to chat about the TV-to-Film adaptation, Lost in Space! Why does that intro narration sound like we missed the first 30 seconds? How much…
Episode 350 - Wild Hogs
Apr 10, 2018 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang chats about the 100-minute motorcycle gay joke, Wild Hogs! What a wretched undertaking this whole thing is—who is this for? Why did the screenwriters, director and actors all feel it necessary to cram in all these…
Episode 349 - Shrek
Apr 3, 2018 • 111 min
On this week’s episode, the guys go to Toon Town to talk about the doesn’t-really-hold-up fan favorite, Shrek! Does that ogre eat its own feces? How many fart jokes can you fit in before the opening credits finish? And was Lord Farquaad getting ready to…
WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching “The Jerky Boys” On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades
Mar 29, 2018 • 57 min
On this month’s dive into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about prank call victims getting revenge, people forever associating 9/11 with the Jerky Boys, after hours theater sex-hijinks, pushy foot fetishists, and one lucky listener who got to…
Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me
Mar 27, 2018 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month mercifully comes to an end with the absolutely ridiculous, I Know Who Killed Me! Is this a movie within a movie, or is this actually a movie within a movie within a movie? Is this supposed to be a…
Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)
Mar 20, 2018 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981’s Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need all…
Episode 346 - I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Mar 15, 2018 • 100 min
On the latest episode from the 2018 Listener Request Month selections, the gang talks about the absolutely terrible horror sequel, I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer! Who in the world thought taking this franchise in a paranormal direction was a…
Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)
Mar 13, 2018 • 50 min
Recorded at the North Door in Austin, Texas On this special bonus episode, the gang is live from Austin chatting about the absolute misfire that is Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive! What is supposed to be suspenseful about these silly trucks? What is with…
Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys
Mar 6, 2018 • 93 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Listener Request Month with one of the absolute most abhorrent things anyone has ever tried to call a a movie, The Jerky Boys! Who’s the fool who thought two prank phone call-making schlubs would…
WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards
Mar 1, 2018 • 45 min
On this year’s very special WHM Oscar Special, the gang makes their predictions as to who will take home what this year, but also rants about who they think should actually win! Will Laurie Metcalf pull it out from under Allison Janney? Why in the world…
WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates
Feb 27, 2018 • 52 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can’t Jump (In Hollywood)! This month, we’re talking: putting off bathroom breaks at the movies, kids ditching the after prom party to make out at the multiplex,…
Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death
Feb 27, 2018 • 102 min
This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death! How is a 71 year-old Charles Bronson supposed to be at all menacing? Why, when going into Witness Protection, would Paul Kersey be…
WHM On-Screen: Black Panther
Feb 21, 2018 • 49 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! Finally, a gorgeously produced,…
Episode 341 - Traces of Red
Feb 20, 2018 • 91 min
On this week’s episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides Jim himself, of course? Why couldn’t…
Episode 340 - You’ve Got Mail
Feb 13, 2018 • 104 min
On this week’s special Valentine’s Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You’ve Got Mail! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore company still run like a family…
Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)
Feb 6, 2018 • 89 min
Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York On this week’s episode, it’s the guys’ set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving by taking down the wretched…
WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences
Jan 31, 2018 • 60 min
On January’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they’ve met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi’s on-set demands, passing out from movie violence, and…
Episode 337 - Going in Style
Jan 30, 2018 • 88 min
On this week’s episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff’s Going in Style! Why do these old fellas insist on debasing themselves with these trash films? Why opt for multiple “straight man”…
Episode 336 - Geostorm
Jan 23, 2018 • 96 min
On this week’s episode, it’s the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm! How is this not just a disaster movie, but also a space adventure and political thriller? How does Jim Sturgess still have that haircut?…
Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man
Jan 16, 2018 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man! Why in the world would people move into a house and use other people’s old furniture that’s been left there for years? What’s the…
Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious
Jan 9, 2018 • 110 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the Furious! Why are they bothering to…
Episode 332 - The Boss Baby
Jan 2, 2018 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby! What are the dynamics of birthing babies in this world? Are these things living forever in some kind of…
Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival
Dec 25, 2017 • 95 min
On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it’s the gang’s live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel’s Biltmore Bowl, this movie had the gang asking…
WHM Mail Bag: Watching “8MM” in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and “Christmas Film or Action Film?”
Dec 19, 2017 • 46 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and someone’s taste in movies ruins Christmas…
WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
Dec 19, 2017 • 53 min
On this very special On-Screen, the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca’s piloting skills, risky lightsaber…
Episode 330 - Pottersville
Dec 19, 2017 • 92 min
On this week’s special Christmas episode, the gang breaks the Ten Year Rule to tackle the absolutely absurd, but totally one-of-a-kind, Pottersville! How can anyone watch this without being terrified Michael Shannon will snap at any second? What’s with…
Episode 329 - Hard to Kill
Dec 12, 2017 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, the guys discuss the best (?) Steven Seagal movie, Hard to Kill! Why is Mason Storm—great name by the way—so obsessed with getting home to watch the Oscars? Who secretly films the Mafia using a gigantic shotgun mic? And what’s the…
Episode 328 - The Punisher (2004)
Dec 5, 2017 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the gang ventures back into the world of Marvel Comics with the 2004 misfire, The Punisher! What’s with this destination wedding-style family reunion the Castle Clan is throwing? How was this dye job approved by the producers? And…
WHM Mail Bag: Taking Mom to the Movies, Lying About Hating “Collateral Beauty,” and Falling Asleep on Toilets
Nov 30, 2017 • 47 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about moms taking kids to inappropriate movies accidentally, people getting caught lying about not hating Collateral Beauty, Sean Connery golfing, pre-teens taking innocent grandmothers to sexy…
WHM On-Screen: The 2017 Superhero Round-Up
Nov 30, 2017 • 56 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang gathers to chat about all the superhero nonsense that’s happened at the movies this year. Topics of discussion include: the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Thor: Ragnarock, superhero film rankings, and, yes, Justice…
Episode 327 - Drop Zone
Nov 28, 2017 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, we sadly bring Snipesgiving to an end with an all-time Wesley fave, Drop Zone! How is Michael Jeter allowed to play with kittens in jail? What’s with all the mid-air pranks? And look at Busey bite that hand! PLUS: Finally, some…
Episode 326 - Murder at 1600
Nov 21, 2017 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, it’s Snipesgiving the week of Thanksgiving as the guys chat about the Washington D.C. turkey-pardoning thriller, Murder at 1600! What’s with all the huge battleground models Wesley’s character has built in his apartment? Were those…
Episode 325 - The Fan
Nov 14, 2017 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the blessed month of Snipesgiving rolls on with Tony Scott’s 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan! What’s with everyone demanding Bobby Rayburn hit them a home run? Did anyone check the lyrics in the song choices during shots of child…
Episode 324 - Rising Sun
Nov 7, 2017 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the guys kick off the blessed month of Snipesgiving with the one and only Michael Crichton snooze, Rising Sun! What’s with that terrible interrogation framing device they barely use? Why couldn’t they find better lines and a…
Episode 323 - Trick or Treat (1986)
Oct 31, 2017 • 81 min
On this week’s episode, the WHM Halloween Spooktacular comes to an end as the guys have some fun with 1986’s Trick or Treat! What’s with this kid’s horrible nickname? Why didn’t the writers set any boundaries with the powers this ghost/demon has? And what…
WHM Mail Bag: L.A. Letter Readin’ (w/ Amir Blumenfeld!)
Oct 30, 2017 • 58 min
Recorded at the HeadGum studio in sunny Los Angeles! On a very special WHM Mail Bag, the gang welcomes If I Were You’s Amir Blumenfeld on to read letters about earthquakes, giving up on rotten movies, bad date etiquette, Halloween pranks gone awry,…
WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Oct 30, 2017 • 55 min
Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year’s greatest holiday, we’re here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, ridiculous back stories, actually produced fan fiction, a crude remake, and one Grade-A Tom…
Episode 322 - Saw
Oct 24, 2017 • 94 min
This week on the program, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular pulls back into Franchise Town by discussing the 2004 extreeeeeme smash hit, Saw! How does Jigsaw lay on that floor for so long without cramping? Did he really need the puppet after all that other…
Episode 321 - Scream 2
Oct 17, 2017 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes back to Craven Country to discuss the bloated sequel, Scream 2! What’s with all the emotional scenes reuniting characters from the first movie? How are we supposed to believe that Laurie Metcalf lifted Jamie Kennedy…
Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles
Oct 10, 2017 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90’s slasher, Dr. Giggles! What’s with this veteran cop wearing NFL merchandise? Who’s responsible for that horrendous prop vanilla ice cream? How did this…
Episode 319 - Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
Oct 3, 2017 • 88 min
On this week’s episode, we kick off the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular by tackling the super-silly, super-stupid, Freddy sequel, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare! Why did they stop trying to make these movies scary? What’s with those quotes at the…
Episode 318 - Samurai Cop
Sep 26, 2017 • 94 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally gets around to a hotly anticipated title, the absolutely fun and ridiculous, Samurai Cop! The final selection in the now-defunct Patreon Selects tier, this D-Grade cult classic features one of the worst wigs in…
Episode 317 - If Looks Could Kill
Sep 19, 2017 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the guys go back to school with the spectacularly ridiculous, high school spy comedy, If Looks Could Kill! Why doesn’t Richard Grieco just sit these people down and explain the situation calmly? How often were they waxing his…
WHM Mail Bag - Alt-Right Blind Dates, Grade School Toy Theft, and Puking at the Movies
Sep 14, 2017 • 58 min
On the first WHM Mail Bag of season 8, the guys read letters from listeners about accidentally going on a blind date with a racist, sleazy creeps in grade school stealing toys from their friends, throwing up while watching Fellowship of the Ring, and…
Episode 316 - It (1990)
Sep 12, 2017 • 97 min
On the SEASON EIGHT premiere of WHM, the guys return just in time to have some fun with the cult classic TV gem, It! Why did they make this movie for ABC and not for the theaters? Did the It monster kill off the dinosaurs? And what is with that ponytail?!…
Episode 315 - Mac and Me
Sep 5, 2017 • 81 min
Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY — 8/05/17 On this week’s episode, the guys finally get around to trashing the feature-length McDonald’s commercial, Mac and Me! How is it these alien puppets’ mouths were shaped so it was impossible for them…
WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 7
Aug 31, 2017 • 63 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys gather ‘round to chat about the seventh—and shortest!—season of HBO’s Game of Thrones! What’s with all the wonky and wacky geography that’s going on in this season? Does the shortened season hurt the show or help…
WHM Summer Rewind - One Magic Christmas
Aug 29, 2017 • 65 min
On the final Summer Rewind of the year, the gang reminisces about their favorite holiday special, the episode on One Magic Christmas! How in the world did something so depressing qualify as a Christmas film? Who thought casting the legendary Harry Dean…
Episode 314 - Over the Top: Live! in Portland
Aug 22, 2017 • 78 min
Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017 On this week’s episode, it’s the second recording of two sold-out shows the guys played in Portland, Oregon earlier this summer. Fresh from an awesome not-for-profit bar in town, the guys lovingly ripped apart the…
WHM Summer Rewind - Star Trek: Insurrection
Aug 17, 2017 • 83 min
On this week’s Summer Rewind, the guys revisit the first time they made fun of a Star Trek movie: Star Trek: Insurrection! Why does F. Murray Abraham look like a testicle face? Did we really need this Data bubble butt? And why did Data need to bond with…
Episode 313 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Live! at Mississippi Studios
Aug 15, 2017 • 72 min
Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017 On this week’s episode, the guys are live from Mississippi Studios in the gorgeous city of Portland! Taking a break from the beautiful world of recreational dispensaries, the fellas try to get to the bottom of: Why…
WHM Summer Rewind - Freejack
Aug 8, 2017 • 89 min
On this week’s Summer Rewind, the gang looks back at their episode on the sci-fi classic, Freejack! Why wouldn’t they set this film a little farther in the future than 2009? Who thought about hiring Mick Jagger as the main villain? And how many movies…
WHM On-Screen: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Aug 4, 2017 • 49 min
On this WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the audience favorite, Spider-Man: Homecoming! An above average entry in the MCU, the film has everything: low stakes, working class criminals; a worthwhile, entertaining supporting buddy for Peter Parker; just…
WHM Summer Rewind - Batman Forever
Aug 1, 2017 • 96 min
On this week’s Summer Rewind, the gang revisit an old favorite, episode 102 on Batman Forever! Why do we get Two Face’s origin in two seconds, but the Riddler’s gets 45 minutes of screen time? Why couldn’t we get more with Robin’s carny family? And could…
Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3
Jul 25, 2017 • 116 min
On this week’s episode, the seventh season of We Hate Movies wraps up with a lengthy discussion of the total misfire that is Spider-Man 3! Why try and jam in three villains when the first two films only had one a piece? Why does Peter Parker continue to…
WHM Mail Bag - Dating Transformers Fanatics, Bad Hangover Films, and Ruining Your Parents’ Social Status by Listening to WHM
Jul 23, 2017 • 46 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the gang reads some letters about dating obnoxious Transformers fans, using the wrong film for a Hangover Movie, fathers mistakenly thinking their kids are perverts at the movies, getting grounded for listening to…
Episode 311 - Air Force One
Jul 18, 2017 • 89 min
On the penultimate episode of the season, the guys talk about the over-the-top, total recommend of an action film, Air Force One! How in the world did the Secret Service botch this trip so badly? Does this movie start inside a fake action film? And how…
Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight
Jul 11, 2017 • 114 min
On this week’s episode, the gang concludes the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza’s Transformers-a-thon by tackling the recently released sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight! How on earth are there baby dinosaur robots? Why bother including Turturro so…
Episode 309 - Encino Man
Jul 4, 2017 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin’s Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a. Encino Man! How did the screenwriters not know how ice works? Is Pauly Shore’s character the smartest one in…
WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers
Jul 1, 2017 • 52 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the guys once again welcome Hooked on T.J. Hooker’s Ben Worcester to read letters covering such family-friendly topics as insane dads with remote control control issues, friends wasting time in an ex-soviet movie theater, a…
Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
Jun 27, 2017 • 109 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes Hooked On T.J. Hooker’s Ben Worcester into the studio to help tackle the ridiculously long and ridiculously dumb, Transformers: Age of Extinction! Why waste the best part of your movie by killing off T.J. Miller?…
Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks
Jun 22, 2017 • 78 min
On this week’s special bonus show, it’s “Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood” live from Atlanta! Recorded at the Punchline in April of 2017, listen as the gang braves the waves of enticing mozzarella stick odor to talk about the seventh film in the slasher…
Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Jun 20, 2017 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, our Transformers-a-thon for the first part of our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we tackle the THIRD film in this ludicrous franchise, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon”! This week, we welcome our good friend, “We…
Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Jun 13, 2017 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza: Transformers-a-thon Edition rolls on with the overstuffed second film, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!” What’s with that motorcycle shot, Michael Bay? How is that sexy lady also a robit?…
WHM On-Screen: Wonder Woman
Jun 9, 2017 • 49 min
On this WHM On-Screen, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio to chat about the new superhero hit, Patty Jenkins’ “Wonder Woman!” The film has everything: from a strong, female superhero, to terrible German accents, to classic Hollywood-style sex…
Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)
Jun 6, 2017 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, we kick off our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by diving into the first part of a 5-film marathon with Michael Bay’s 2007 CGI nightmare, “Transformers”! Why did these robots need lips? How come this movie focuses on so many…
WHM Mail Bag - Dying at the Movies, Public Freakouts, Cheeseburgers Down Your Pants, and Crotchety Dads
May 30, 2017 • 58 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads off stories about angry dads ruining seating arrangements at screenings, a dude possibly having cheeseburgers shoved down his pants, a guy dying during “300”, people freaking out after shrooming, the rough days…
Episode 303 - Disclosure
May 30, 2017 • 91 min
On this week’s episode, the gang accidentally finds themselves in a WHM Advanced Level episode as they discuss the ridiculously pathetic, Man Power film, “Disclosure”! Why is this film structured like “The Shining”? Why did we need all this virtual…
Episode 302 - Ninja III: The Domination
May 23, 2017 • 86 min
On this week’s episode, it’s another entry in the already defunct Patreon Select series—it’s Ninja III: The Domination! In one of the wildest films to come out of the Cannon Group, this movie features amazing elements like golf course massacres, exploding…
Episode 301 - AVP: Alien vs. Predator
May 16, 2017 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about the absolute snooze-fest that is, “AVP: Alien vs. Predator!” How many classic science fiction films is this movie ripping off? Why did the screenwriters insist on linking the older…
Episode 300 - 300
May 9, 2017 • 78 min
On this week’s episode, what is somehow the THREE HUNDREDTH EPISODE of We Hate Movies the guys go big (and obvious) by tackling the terrible Zack Snyder film, 300! What’s with all the hootin’ and hollerin’? What did King Leonidas have against messengers?…
Episode 299 - Death Wish 3
May 1, 2017 • 79 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally gets around to a Charles Bronson movie when they tear up Michael Winner’s Death Wish 3! This action-packed sequel has so many amazing elements including, but not limited to: a magically exploding car, old men…
WHM Mail Bag - Steven from Charlotte, Passing Up Sex for Movies, Agitated Fathers, and Greening Out at the Multiplex
Apr 30, 2017 • 64 min
This month, the gang opens the mail bag to read letters about passing up sex to watch Raising Arizona, guys yelling in the video store, date night movie selection faux pas, and a classic What Are Yooooooooouuu Watching?! PLUS: Steven from Charlotte (the…
Episode 298 - Hot to Trot
Apr 25, 2017 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes on another Patreon selection with Michael Dinner’s Hot to Trot! Why didn’t Bobcat voice the horse and John Candy play the goofball son? What’s with Dabney Coleman’s fake teeth? And exactly how many horses died on…
Episode 297 - Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House
Apr 18, 2017 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, we’re releasing last month’s sold-out show from Brooklyn, it’s Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House! At this show, we raised such important questions like: Does planet Duck World also contain Duckburg from Duck Tales? How many…
Episode 296 - Sidekicks
Apr 11, 2017 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about a Chuck Norris movie, and what better way to cut the red ribbon on this guy than ragging on the ridiculous Sidekicks?! What’s with all these deranged fantasies Brandis’s character keeps…
Episode 295 - Overboard
Apr 4, 2017 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally finishes up the 2017 Listener Request Month by tackling the outright creepy “family” comedy, Overboard! How in the world did the police department allow this grift to start in the first place? What’s with these…
Episode 294 - Power Rangers
Mar 28, 2017 • 105 min
On a very special episode, the gang interrupts their originally scheduled programming to bring you a recap of the absolutely ridiculous—but somehow watchable—new reboot, Power Rangers! A perfect entry point for a #trypod recommendation, this week’s…
Episode 293 - Ultraviolet
Mar 20, 2017 • 92 min
On this week’s episode, the gang fights tooth and nail to talk about the absolutely wretched “film,” Ultraviolet! What’s the story here—are they vampires, or what? What’s with the script using the word “huh” so many times so rapidly? And what on Earth…
Episode 292 - Highlander III: The Final Dimension
Mar 14, 2017 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month continues with a terrifying anonymous call requesting, Highlander III: The Final Dimension a.k.a. Highlander 3: The Final Conflict a.k.a. Highlander III: The Sorcerer! Marvel as this film totally retcons out…
Families with Bad Taste, Irrational Fears of Yoda, and Dudes Who Love “Grown Ups 2”
Mar 12, 2017 • 39 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys read letters from folks who have family with bad movie taste, irrational fears of Master Yoda, dated dudes who love Grown Ups 2, caught folks pleasuring themselves to other Sandler films, sexy-looking parents, and more!…
Episode 291 - The Last Airbender
Mar 7, 2017 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the 2017 Listener Request Month kicks off with the totally wretched M. Night Shyamalan disaster, The Last Airbender! Making it the fourth time one of Night’s films has made it onto the show, this train wreck brings up questions…
Episode 290 - Tango & Cash
Feb 28, 2017 • 106 min
On this week’s episode, the gang has a long-overdue conversation about the ridiculous 1989 action comedy, Tango & Cash! Was Jack Palance wilder here or in Batman? What’s with Brion James’ horrendous accent? And why did that bartender have those drum…
WHM On-Screen: The 89th Academy Awards
Feb 24, 2017 • 62 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the fellas gather ‘round to chat about the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony. The 89th of its kind, the ceremony will be broadcast live this Sunday at 8:30pm Eastern on ABC. Topics covered on this episode include: “Where’s…
Episode 289 - Retroactive
Feb 21, 2017 • 78 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes favorite show punching bag, Jim Belushi, back with 1997’s ridiculous time loop thriller, Retroactive! What’s with Jim Belushi’s terrible accent? How is this experiment so poorly guarded by the government? And was…
Episode 288 - My Father the Hero
Feb 14, 2017 • 85 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets grossed out by the 1994 daddy-daughter comedy, My Father the Hero! Couldn’t the production have given Gérard a better haircut and nicer fitting clothes? How are we supposed to feel anything for this cold-blooded ice…
Episode 287 - Bee Movie
Feb 7, 2017 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the guys finally get around to tackling the poorly animated, poorly written, poorly acted, Bee Movie! Why have human bee-ings in this movie at all? What’s with all the bee-related sexual innuendo? And really, honestly, why was this…
WHM Mail Bag - Potentially Lethal Duck Movies, Cinematic Conspiracy Theories, and Confirmation on Amy Adams’ Niceness
Feb 1, 2017 • 62 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys read letters about cinematic conspiracy theories, Amy Adams being pleasant at a coffee shop, someone almost dying watching Howard the Duck, phony film professors, Thomas Haden Church crushing children’s dreams, and much…
Episode 286 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Jan 31, 2017 • 100 min
On the final (Some of the) Worst of 2016 episode, the guys tackle the total who-was-asking-for-this sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence! Why does the CGI look so terrible in this major blockbuster? Why did we need to squeeze back in the characters played…
Episode 285 - Gods of Egypt
Jan 24, 2017 • 88 min
This week on the show, the guys chat about the silly, gold-bleeding, CGI dump, Gods of Egypt! Why was it so hard to cast even one Egyptian actor in a lead role here? What’s with all that gold blood? And who thought that this human/god height difference…
Episode 284 - Suicide Squad
Jan 17, 2017 • 99 min
This week on the show, our (Some of) the Worst of 2016 month continues with one of the most requested films in show history, the wretched Suicide Squad! Why do we need every single back story in here? Why jam pack so many characters in that no one cares…
Episode 283 - Dirty Grandpa
Jan 10, 2017 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes a look at the ridiculous Big Box comedy, Dirty Grandpa! Why did that beach scene need to be so extreme? Do the makers of The Hangover have a case here? And why can’t Dirty Grandpa just have sex and be done with it?!…
Episode 282 - Collateral Beauty
Jan 3, 2017 • 106 min
On the first episode of the new year, the guys hunker down for a month of chatting about some of the worst films of 2016! Up first is the pathetic excuse for a grief drama, Collateral Beauty! What’s with this insane scheme? How does no one go to jail for…
WHM Mail Bag - Screaming Substitute Teachers, Dying at the Movies, and “Pump Up the Volume“‘s Legacy
Dec 28, 2016 • 40 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys chat about insanely fed-up substitute teachers, street brawls outside theaters, correcting people when you know you’re right, whether Pump Up the Volume holds up, which movies they’d like to die to, and…
Episode 281 - Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv
Dec 27, 2016 • 86 min
On the year-end episode of WHM, the guys are releasing their second of two shows—the first being Suburban Commando, released a few weeks back—recorded live in front of a sold out room, it’s Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! What was Mr.…
WHM On-Screen: Rogue One
Dec 22, 2016 • 42 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang gather ‘round to chat about the new Star Wars film, the pseudo-standalone prequel, Rogue One! Did we really need this many characters crammed in? What’s with Forest Whitaker’s robot feet? And was Peter Cushing…
Episode 280 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Dec 20, 2016 • 99 min
On this week’s show, the gang brings the Christmas cheer as they rag on the sad sequel, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause! What’s with the weird Mrs. Claus Stockholm syndrome situation? Why do we need the counsel of lame holiday figures? And why are…
Episode 279 - Demolition Man
Dec 13, 2016 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the gang celebrates another year on the air by talking about the totally great, Demolition Man! How did this whole society forget how life was a mere thirty years prior? What’s with Ventura getting almost entirely cut out of the…
Episode 278 - End of Days
Dec 6, 2016 • 93 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What’s with that breakfast Arnie blends? Can the Devil fart grenades? And who saw that Udo Kier death coming? PLUS: Darren…
Episode 277 - Surviving the Game
Nov 29, 2016 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson’s Surviving the Game! What’s the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey’s character to get killed off so quickly? And what’s with that…
WHM Mail Bag - Hurricane Late Fees, Parking Lot Hitchhikers, and Movie Theater Perverts
Nov 28, 2016 • 55 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about insane Blockbuster Video late fee policies, creepy multiplex parking lot hitchhikers, one totally insane X-Men marathon, and a creepy dude getting creepy in the wrong kind of movie theater. PLUS:…
Episode 276 - Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv
Nov 23, 2016 • 67 min
On this special Thanksgiving edition of WHM, the gang gives thanks for jokes by releasing a special live show—the first of two shows taped at the LA Podfest Preview Night—it’s Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! Recorded in front of a…
Episode 275 - The Happening
Nov 22, 2016 • 105 min
This week, the guys welcome Justin J. Case back to the show to discuss the ridiculous nature disaster film, The Happening! How did Night think Marky Mark would make a believable science teacher? What’s with Leguizamo’s character letting that wedding…
Episode 274 - Fantastic Four (2005)
Nov 15, 2016 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the gang targets the second of three times the Fantastic Four has been “introduced” to film audiences when they chat about 2005’s Fantastic Four! What is with the random nature of that cosmic storm? How do you not film a launch…
WHM On-Screen: Doctor Strange
Nov 11, 2016 • 38 min
On this On-Screen episode, the guys welcome back good friend, Justin J. Case, to chat about the latest—and greatest?—Marvel movie, Doctor Strange! Credit where credit’s due, this run time is amazing! How do they rate Benedict Cumberbatch’s American…
Episode 273 - Don’t Tell Her It’s Me
Nov 8, 2016 • 89 min
On this week’s show, the gang goes back to Rom-com Land to talk about the totally insane, and genuinely creepy, Don’t Tell Her It’s Me! Also known as The Boyfriend School, the gang tears apart the film by asking such questions as: what’s with the wardrobe…
Episode 272 - Ghosts Can’t Do It
Nov 1, 2016 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and the closest they’ll come to an election special, with the totally disgusting and ridiculous, Ghosts Can’t…
WHM On-Screen: Ranking the “Halloween” Franchise
Oct 27, 2016 • 60 min
Happy Halloween! On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the entire Halloween franchise and ranks each film! Where do the guys put Halloween III: Season of the Witch? What is the worst sequel? And what about those Hellbilly Zombie movies?…
WHM Mail Bag - WHM Origins, Break-up Recovery Films, and The Absolute Worst Way to Ruin Blade II for Someone
Oct 25, 2016 • 53 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the guys reveal some WHM origin stories, recommend their favorite post-break-up recovery films, read a story about abhorrent films to watch with your parents, and find out the absolute worst way one human being can ruin Blade…
Episode 271 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Oct 25, 2016 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang concludes their Halloween Spooktacular by heading back into Franchise Town by discussing the insane sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! What’s with the bionic leg McConaughey’s sporting here? How many…
Episode 270 - Ernest Scared Stupid
Oct 18, 2016 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular gets a hot stupidity injection as the gang chats about the final franchise entry to be released theatrically, Ernest Scared Stupid! Why aren’t these parents doing more to keep their children away from…
Episode 269 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Oct 11, 2016 • 97 min
On this week’s terrifying episode, the gang dives deeper into the Halloween Spooktacular as they take a look at the wretched sequel, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers! Look how terrible this mask is! Is Michael Myers the only movie monster that can…
Episode 268 - Pet Sematary II
Oct 4, 2016 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, Chris Cabin makes his grand return just in time to kick off the 2016 Halloween Spooktacular as the gang riffs on the direct-to-video Pet Sematary II! Why did we need this stupid fake movie fake-out? What’s with Clancy Brown’s…
WHM Mail Bag - Theater Walkouts, Haneke High School and Movie Theater Parking Lot Sex
Sep 29, 2016 • 42 min
On the first WHM Mail Bag of season seven, the gang chats about what films they’ve walked out of, checked-out teachers showing their students the original Funny Games, projection booth flubs, horrendous Pittsburgh Batman fans, and listeners spotting…
Episode 267 - Hollow Man
Sep 27, 2016 • 88 min
On this week’s episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What’s with all this Nobel Prize talk? How does being invisible make him as strong as Jason Voorhees? And is that scientist looking at pornography at…
Episode 266 - Anaconda
Sep 20, 2016 • 91 min
On this week’s episode, the gang decides to tackle one of the most infamous “bad” movies out there: Anaconda! How do you have a scroll with no narration outside of Star Wars? What’s with that Danny Trejo suicide? And what in the world is Jon Voight doing…
Episode 265 - The Substitute 2: School’s Out
Sep 13, 2016 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes back to school with Treat Williams in, The Substitute 2: School’s Out! Is he really bringing luggage to a funeral? How many mercenaries retire to become teachers? And is that janitor living in the school’s boiler…
Episode 264 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Sep 6, 2016 • 97 min
On the sooner-than-expected return of We Hate Movies the gang gathers back together early to chat about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and also to plug their newly added second show at the Hollywood Improv)! Why do we need to see so much Campbell Scott: Super…
WHM Summer Rerun - Silver Bullet
Sep 1, 2016 • 87 min
Original Air Date: October 1st, 2012 On this spooky summer rerun, the guys reminisce about one of the greatest Gary Busey films of all time, Silver Bullet! How does this mother allow her son to accept this crazy motorcycle wheelchair gift? How is Gary…
Episode 263 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Live)
Aug 30, 2016 • 79 min
Recorded live in Rochester, July 16th, 2016 On this episode, the gang treks out to the Little Theatre to chat about the completely worthless sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! How could they cut the budget for these turtle puppets? How was no one…
WHM Summer Rerun - The Haunting
Aug 25, 2016 • 78 min
Original Air Date: October 25th, 2011 The gang continues their summer break and reruns a really old Spooktacular episode on The Haunting! What’s with Owen Wilson’s Gap sweaters? Was this really the best way for Liam Neeson to discover a cure for fear? And…
WHM Summer Rerun - Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Aug 18, 2016 • 82 min
Original Air Date: January 17th, 2012 On this very sweaty summer rerun, the guys try to cool off by reminiscing about one of the all-time fan favorites, the show’s 41st episode, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! How hilarious is this alcoholic doctor?…
Episode 262 - Jupiter Ascending (Live)
Aug 16, 2016 • 62 min
Recorded live in Brooklyn, June 11th, 2016 On this episode, the gang heads to Union Hall in Brooklyn to talk about the insane space debacle, Jupiter Ascending! What’s with these half-humanoid, half-animal creatures? Did the film need all the incest…
WHM Summer Rerun - Dracula 2000
Aug 11, 2016 • 99 min
Original Air Date: August 21st, 2012 The guys continue their summer break from production, but offer up a rerun on the totally ridiculous, Dracula 2000! What’s with all these silly super burglars? Why does Dracula need to go to a Virgin Megastore? And…
WHM Summer Rerun - Addicted to Love
Aug 4, 2016 • 87 min
Original Air Date: April 9th, 2013 As the guys take a few weeks off, WHM goes into Summer Reruns! First up: an episode from several years back on the insane romantic comedy, Addicted to Love! How are we supposed to feel sympathy for Ryan and Broderick’s…
Episode 261 - Predator 2 (Live)
Aug 2, 2016 • 69 min
Recorded live in Chicago, April 16th, 2015 On this special episode, the gang chats about the all-too-fun, Predator 2! What’s with Danny Glover crashing all those cars? Why is the Predator skinning all those dudes, but we see zero peen? And how come Gary…
WHM Mail Bag: Kids’ Birthdays, R-rated Movie Sneaks, and Late-in-Life Masturbation Discoveries
Jul 28, 2016 • 56 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks sneaking into Will Smith movies over lame Star Trek sequels, and one individual who witnessed a man admit, in…
Episode 260 - Con Air
Jul 26, 2016 • 85 min
On the season finale of We Hate Movies, the gang gets together one last time this summer to chat about a real We Love Movies selection, Con Air! Is Cage’s character using Doritos as currency in prison? What’s with that Dave Chappelle puppet? And why…
Animation Damnation #30 - The Real Ghostbusters
Jul 21, 2016 • 33 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the absolutely ridiculous cartoon adaptation, The Real Ghostbusters! The episode in question, “They Call me MISTER Slimer,” originally aired September 18th, 1987. Throughout it’s very long 22…
Episode 259 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Jul 19, 2016 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes the #SBE2016 up to the stars to chat about the super lame sequel, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! Featuring the exciting return of beloved cast member, Chris Cabin, the gang gets into the nitty-gritty of the Trek…
Episode 258 - Lady in the Water
Jul 12, 2016 • 91 min
On this week’s episode, the gang throws a pool party while they chat about the biggest letdown of 2006, M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water! How does a director totally waste such an amazing cast? Why are these apartment complex residents agreeing to…
Episode 257 - Wild Wild West
Jul 5, 2016 • 96 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to chat about the 1999 summer blockbuster disaster, Wild Wild West! What’s with all the really bad green screened desert? Who thought Kevin Kline dressing as a woman…
WHM Mail Bag: Bad Movie Taste, Elderly Theater Patrons, and too Much Long John Silver’s
Jun 30, 2016 • 57 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read another round of zany letters! This time they’re dealing with tales of rude, elderly movie theater patrons, Buffalo Wild Wings waiters with terrible taste in…
WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 6
Jun 29, 2016 • 49 min
On this edition of WHM On-Screen the guys take a look back at the explosive sixth season of HBO’s Game of Thrones! It should go without saying that this episode contains a massive, massive, massive amount of spoilers and that you should not listen until…
Episode 256 - Another 48 Hrs.
Jun 28, 2016 • 88 min
On this week’s show, the #SBE2016 rolls into Unnecessary Sequel Country as the gang discusses the totally unwanted, Another 48 Hrs.! How do they not set up the 48 hours time table in the final cut? Why are they not both private detectives in this one? And…
Animation Damnation #29 - Street Fighter
Jun 22, 2016 • 32 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang chats about a horrible cartoon failure—the Street Fighter series! The episode in question, “Getting to Guile,” originally aired November 4th, 1995. What was with that USA Network cartoon block? Why is E.…
Episode 255 - Street Fighter
Jun 21, 2016 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the #SBE2016 enters Video Game Adaptation Country as the gang welcomes the titular Vinny Brusco of The Vinny Brusco Show to join in the rant against 1994’s Street Fighter! What’s with the severe lack of street fighting in the film?…
Episode 254 - Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Jun 14, 2016 • 103 min
On this week’s episode, the #SBE2016 rolls on with the 1991 cult classic, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead! As the guys chat about this “We Love Movies” selection, questions come up including: What was with that deleted story arc where one of the kids…
WHM On-Screen: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Jun 10, 2016 • 39 min
The gang takes you into the weekend with an all-new WHM On-Screen talking about the latest example of cinematic turtle power, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows! What was the thinking behind that Krang voice casting? Take a look at that…
Episode 253 - Speed 2: Cruise Control
Jun 7, 2016 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza hits the high seas for the boring, totally unnecessary sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Why bother going ahead with this movie once Keanu dropped out? But if you are going ahead with it, why not…
WHM On-Screen: X-Men: Apocalypse
Jun 3, 2016 • 36 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve give their thoughts on the latest entry into the X-Men saga, X-Men: Apocalypse! Did we really need Magneto to be taking up space in this movie? That Quicksilver sequence was pretty fantastic, though. And…
Animation Damnation #28 - X-Men
Jun 2, 2016 • 29 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the guys break down what is, without question, the absolute worst episode of the X-Men animated series, “Jubilee’s Fairy Tale Theater.” Originally airing November 16th, 1996, the episode showcases Jubilee’s secret…
Episode 252 - X-Men: The Last Stand
May 31, 2016 • 107 min
On the kick-off of the 2016 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Private Cabin’s Sean Weiner, to talk about the disastrous Brett Ratner mutant murder spree, X-Men: The Last Stand! What’s with the off-screen Cyclops…
WHM Mail Bag: DJ DEA Agents, Listening to WHM in Class, and Things Not to Do with Italian Dressing
May 26, 2016 • 45 min
On this round of WHM Mail Bag correspondence, the guys read letters about gross arcades getting raided by the DEA, creepy dates with dudes passing off dubious movie trivia as suave lines, and a certain obese action star being a total ass to kids! If you…
Episode 251 - Kindergarten Cop 2
May 24, 2016 • 96 min
On this week’s episode, the gang once again shatters the Ten Year Rule to talk about the totally unnecessary sequel, Kindergarten Cop 2! What’s with this weirdo janitor/technology teacher, Hal? Why wouldn’t the F.B.I. just get a search warrant and check…
WHM On-Screen: Captain America: Civil War
May 20, 2016 • 38 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen the guys finally get around to sharing their thoughts about the latest entry into the MCU, Captain America: Civil War! Topics discussed include the fact that the film is just, “The Avengers without all that Thor magic,”…
Episode 250 - Highlander II: The Quickening
May 17, 2016 • 92 min
On this very special 250th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates by finally talking about the ridiculous sequel, Highlander II: The Quickening! What’s with the entire retcon of all we learned in the first film? Did we really need all that alley…
Episode 249 - American Dreamz
May 10, 2016 • 85 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back comedian and long time friend of the show, Justin J. Case, as they try to wrap their heads around the complete and total satirical misfire that is, American Dreamz! Why try to lampoon so many institutions at…
Episode 248 - Waterworld (Live!)
May 3, 2016 • 64 min
Recorded December 12th,2015This week on the show, the gang is LIVE from the D.C. Improv tochat about the ridiculous blockbuster flub, Waterworld!Why did they make this “hero” so deplorable? How could someone notbe able to swim in a place called…
WHM Mail Bag: Peein’ at the Arcade, Dirty Diapers in the Theater, and One Ticked Off BvS Superfan
Apr 28, 2016 • 56 min
On this episode of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper intake and a real love of Tekken…
Episode 247 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Apr 26, 2016 • 79 min
On this week’s episode, the gang scrapes the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we need? What’s with all the talk about having sex with mannequins? And is Larry as a grownup…
Animation Damnation #27 - Centurions
Apr 24, 2016 • 30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang talks about the insane toy commercial cartoon, Centurions! The episode in question, “Day of the Animals,” raises concerns such as why cybernetic animals in the first place? Did they actually invent wi-fi…
Episode 246 - The Wizard
Apr 19, 2016 • 104 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets around to a long-promised discussion on the ridiculous Nintendo-commercial film, The Wizard! How did anyone find Fred Savage characters appealing in the 80s? What’s with all the video game street gambling? And just…
Episode 245 - My Best Friend’s Wedding
Apr 12, 2016 • 85 min
This week on the show, the guys tackle one of the creepiest rom-coms Hollywood ever created — it’s My Best Friend’s Wedding! How in the world are we supposed to get behind a protagonist like Jules? Is Dermot Mulroney’s character a secret murderer? And is…
Episode 244 - Dungeons & Dragons
Apr 5, 2016 • 80 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally wraps up the 2016 Listener Request Month with the sad sack, totally unwanted, fantasy nightmare, Dungeons & Dragons! How much could that castle have cost that Jeremy Irons absolutely needed to do this movie? Is…
Animation Damnation #26 - The Raccoons
Mar 30, 2016 • 30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang tackles the pilot episode of the oddly crass, Canadian cartoon, The Raccoons! The episode in question, “Surprise Attack!”, originally aired sometime in the great year 1985. Why do we have to see more female…
Episode 243 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Mar 29, 2016 • 125 min
This is a WHM Emergency Broadcast! The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Why is Batman shooting so many people in the face? How did Superman botch that…
Episode 242 - Antitrust
Mar 22, 2016 • 96 min
On this episode, the gang continues the—randomly selected—Listener Request Month with a chat about the 2001 cyber thriller, Antitrust! Did this movie feel about five years too late to any one else? Could the Pepsi/Pringles product placement get any more…
WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather
Mar 17, 2016 • 35 min
On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, movie theater masturbators, and one letter about a big jerk ruining a screening of the restoration of The…
Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach
Mar 15, 2016 • 91 min
On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto Lenzi try to deny he directed this classic gem? Was this actor the absolute best thespian to audition for…
Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row
Mar 8, 2016 • 85 min
On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What’s with all those stupid chapters? And do these…
Episode 239 - The Shadow
Mar 1, 2016 • 93 min
This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is Lamont Cranston? Is The Shadow participating in sex tourism? And how did Alec Baldwin get around shaving…
Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers
Feb 28, 2016 • 36 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they dogs first or people first? Why would world leaders donate their pets for this experiment? And why introduce…
WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards
Feb 25, 2016 • 37 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone actually care about The Danish Girl?…
WHM On-Screen: Deadpool
Feb 24, 2016 • 34 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shockingly,…
Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)
Feb 23, 2016 • 58 min
Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015 On this week’s episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott’s traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman…
WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups
Feb 18, 2016 • 46 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve’s…
Episode 237 - The Watcher
Feb 16, 2016 • 76 min
This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What’s with Keanu’s dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don’t they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu’s…
Episode 236 - Daredevil
Feb 9, 2016 • 92 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes on the Valentine’s 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from Hell’s Kitchen? What’s with all the Nü Metal on this soundtrack? And could they make a great character like…
Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)
Feb 2, 2016 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, “White Guy Karate” movie: it’s American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II! Is this the most obnoxious, American pig in all of white guy martial arts? How do we…
Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
Jan 28, 2016 • 26 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What’s with Welker hogging all the roles? Why sex-up Velma? And is this actually good? PLUS: Fred introduces the gang to…
Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter
Jan 26, 2016 • 87 min
On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride—question mark?—The Last Witch Hunter! What’s with Vin Diesel saying “magic” every six seconds? Does…
WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself
Jan 21, 2016 • 60 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its cool, frequented a multiplex with wretched projection, and even, oh boy, shit their pants at the movies! If…
Episode 233 - Pixels
Jan 19, 2016 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of this movie to explain what arcades and…
Episode 232 - Russell Madness
Jan 12, 2016 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness! How many dogs-doing-things movies will this same company make? Why doesn’t this arena rent out to other events…
Episode 231 - Entourage
Jan 5, 2016 • 100 min
On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage! Why did they not bother to put any kind of conflict…
Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph’s Shiny New Year
Dec 31, 2015 • 31 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph’s Shiny New Year, which originally aired December 10th, 1976. Is this anything more than a cheap cash grab off the success of the first…
WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets
Dec 28, 2015 • 40 min
On this month’s Mail Bag episode, the guys read stories about obnoxious movie theater tag alongs, horrendously embarrasing movie moments (and the friendships that are tested during them), and one extreme example of eating healthy. PLUS: Was there a Muppet…
WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Dec 23, 2015 • 50 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.
Episode 230 - Santa Claus: The Movie
Dec 22, 2015 • 88 min
On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic? — Santa Claus: The Movie! What’s with the opening of the film featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus freezing to death? Where did these elves come up with this Santa…
Episode 229 - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Dec 15, 2015 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous dialogue! Be confused by the convoluted…
WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special
Dec 14, 2015 • 57 min
On this special On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special! Remember this beloved holiday conversation as Andrew,…
Episode 228 - Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Dec 8, 2015 • 82 min
On We Hate Movies’ 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey! Witness the rare George Carlin action sequence! Marvel at the horribly dated slurs! Bow before the annoying…
Episode 227 - Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
Dec 1, 2015 • 80 min
On this week’s episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart’s summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation! What’s with the whole retconning of the Care Bear universe? What’s the big deal about becoming ‘Camp Champ’? And who…
Episode 226 - Weekend at Bernie’s II
Nov 24, 2015 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie’s II! How did they not have a more… accurate production design with that porno theater? What happened with Gwen? And…
WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups
Nov 18, 2015 • 27 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads some fan letters sparking a chat about accidentally returning porno to the video store, Freddy vs. Jason sex play, throwing up at the movies, as well as a letter from one happy couple who found love with the…
WHM On-Screen: Spectre
Nov 17, 2015 • 23 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of “Different Opinions on We Hate Movies” turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise references, that Sam Smith song,…
Episode 225 - Weekend at Bernie’s
Nov 17, 2015 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie’s! How do you create such lackluster mafia characters? How does no one see how creepy Silverman’s character is?…
Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.
Nov 12, 2015 • 35 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.! The episode in question, “Garden of Evil”, which aired December 4th, 1991, raises such burning questions as why is James Bond Jr. the nephew of James Bond? How…
Episode 224 - Supergirl
Nov 10, 2015 • 99 min
On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl! Why does Faye Dunaway need to be a witch in this movie? What’s with the instant love spell excluding dudes? And…
Episode 223 - Never Say Never Again
Nov 3, 2015 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again! Could they not pony up the extra dough for the traditional shoot at the camera…
WHM On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise
Oct 30, 2015 • 47 min
On this spooktacular edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst! Going off of Chris Cabin’s column on Collider, Andrew, Steve, and Eric go through their favorite entries and most hated sequels one by…
Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice
Oct 29, 2015 • 28 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice! The episode in question is entitled, “Laugh of the Party”, which originally aired October 7th, 1989.…
Episode 222 - Thinner
Oct 27, 2015 • 86 min
On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner! Why wasn’t Stephen King’s character cursed as well? We get the motivation for the…
WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising
Oct 26, 2015 • 38 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang makes contact with long lost co-host, Chris Cabin, to talk about strange New York City stories, pervs hanging around libraries, and different movie advertisements that freaked us out. PLUS: Eric vs. Al Roker in a…
Episode 221 - Freddy vs. Jason
Oct 20, 2015 • 97 min
This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it’s Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason! Why do they insist on reminding us about Freddy and Jason’s…
Episode 220 - Killer Workout
Oct 13, 2015 • 75 min
On this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout! Are there secret deleted porn scenes from this film? How did Rhonda’s Workout not get shut down by the police?…
Episode 219 - Brainscan
Oct 6, 2015 • 92 min
On this week’s episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan! Did they really think Trickster was going to be the next Freddy or Pinhead? Why do the rules of this game change every time Furlong plays?…
Animation Damnation #20 - G.I. Joe Part 2
Sep 30, 2015 • 34 min
On the second and final episode of September’s all-request Animation Damnation, the guys head back to Joe Town with an episode of G.I. Joe that explores the exciting highs and tragic lows of Cobra’s financial woes! The episode in question is “Cold…
Episode 218 - The Devil’s Advocate
Sep 29, 2015 • 100 min
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month comes to a close as the gang makes a deal with the world’s shortest Satan — it’s The Devil’s Advocate! Why does the movie bother having a big reveal scene at the end when we know the entire time that Pacino…
WHM Mail Bag: Bad Jobs, Crying at Movies and Our Favorite Simpsons Moments
Sep 23, 2015 • 23 min
This month on the Mail Bag, we chat about some of the worst jobs we’ve ever had, what some of our favorite moments from The Simpsons are, and one listener writes in to tell us about the most extreme way to avoid admitting you cried during a crappy movie!…
Episode 217 - The Dead Pool
Sep 22, 2015 • 93 min
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month rolls on as the gang takes a trip to foggy San Francisco for a ride along with Dirty Harry Callahan in the super silly, super murder-y The Dead Pool! What’s with the useless C-grade mafia story line? Has…
Episode 216 - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
Sep 15, 2015 • 91 min
As the new Listener Request Month rolls on, the gang heads to the Land of Made for Television to discuss the totally creepy, porn panic Lifetime Movie, Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life! What’s with starting this film like it’s Sunset Boulevard? How does…
Animation Damnation #19 - Speed Racer
Sep 10, 2015 • 32 min
On the season premiere of Animation Damnation, the gang takes a look at an off-the-wall episode of Speed Racer where a grown man rides around on horseback whipping cars in his town. The episode in question is “The Car Hater” which originally aired…
Episode 215 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Sep 8, 2015 • 80 min
On the season six premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang kicks off an all-new Listener Request Month with a title that is, in the loosest sense of the word, a movie - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! What is with the instant Johnny Cage murder? How did the…
WHM Summer Rerun - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Sep 1, 2015 • 93 min
Original Air Date: February 7th, 2012 What the gang thought of the film: “I convinced myself I liked this movie for five years.” - Steve Sajdak “We just watched it…I can’t tell you what this movie’s about!” - Andrew Jupin “He’s nothing but goddamn sight…
WHM Summer Rerun - Eight Crazy Nights
Aug 25, 2015 • 76 min
Original Air Date: December 11th, 2012 What the gang thought of the film: “If you’re Jewish, run from this film… Run screaming!” - Chris Cabin “Why just play one role in a movie, Adam Sandler, when you can play several roles in a movie?” - Andrew Jupin…
WHM Summer Rerun - Judge Dredd
Aug 18, 2015 • 81 min
Original Air Date: November 8th, 2011 What the gang thought of the film: “He’s just a big turd in this movie” - Steve Sajdak, on Rob Schneider’s presence in the film. “It’s the biggest codpiece I’ve ever seen!” - Andrew Jupin, on, well, Stallone’s…
WHM Summer Rerun - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Aug 11, 2015 • 86 min
Original Air Date: December 4th, 2012 What the gang thought of the film: “If anyone can handle a Fuck You, it’s George Lucas.” - Andrew Jupin “They should’ve just… Not done it.” Eric Szyszka “It’s definitely The Gobbler who’s to blame for this, I feel.” -…
Animation Damnation Summer Rerun: Joe’s Night Out
Aug 5, 2015 • 41 min
Original Air Date: May 14th, 2014 What the gang thought of this cartoon episode: “You wanna give Ed Harris a heart attack, this is how you do it.” - Chris Cabin “There’s no fat G.I. Joes, huh?” - Steve Sajdak “Uh, it takes place in America!” - Andrew…
WHM Summer Rerun - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking
Aug 4, 2015 • 90 min
Original Air Date: May 22nd, 2012 What the gang thought of the film: “This movie is about an ice cream fight!” - Steve Sajdak “That means this pain in the ass kid is officially homeless, which means it’s either the orphanage or the fucking gas chamber!” -…
Episode 214 - Green Lantern (Live)
Jul 28, 2015 • 79 min
Recorded live at the Lily Pad in Cambridge, Massachusetts - March 21st, 2015 On the WHM season finale, the guys are in Cambridge to talk about one of the absolute worst comic book movies on record, 2011’s Green Lantern! How many times did we need to see…
Episode 213 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Jul 21, 2015 • 108 min
On the penultimate episode of the #SBE2015, the gang tackles possibly the worst adaptation of Alan Moore’s work yet, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Why does Mr. Hyde look like a giant man-ape? What’s with Dorian Gray being such a sleaze? And who…
WHM Mail Bag: Special Summer Camp Edition!
Jul 16, 2015 • 31 min
On this special edition of WHM Mail Bag, Andrew and Eric take a look at a selection of letters from summer camp! Well, not actually from a summer camp, but the letters are about some insane summer camp experiences! This is the last Mail Bag of the season,…
Episode 212 - The Matrix Revolutions
Jul 14, 2015 • 93 min
As the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza winds down, the gang tackles the worst part of one of the biggest movie franchises, The Matrix Revolutions! Why did they think it was a good idea to have all sorts of important story elements play out in video games…
Animation Damnation #18 - DuckTales
Jul 10, 2015 • 34 min
On the season finale of Animation Damnation, the gang’s all here to analyze the horrendous social inequality in Disney’s DuckTales! How were the ducks allowed to take so much power over the dogs and the nearly extinct pigs? Why did those little ducks…
Episode 211 - DragonHeart
Jul 7, 2015 • 102 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on with the dragon-packed, action-packed, buddy comedy, DragonHeart! What is the accent Quaid is spitting out here? What’s with the dragon flap that Connery keeps flipping open? And is this…
Episode 210 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Jun 30, 2015 • 94 min
Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza (#SBE2015) rolls on as we take a look at a pretty silly sequel, 2003’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines! How lame is it to have Sarah Connor die from leukemia instead of going out in a blaze of glory like she deserves…
WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Films to See Before You Die, Pat Hingle & Movie Theater Creeps
Jun 29, 2015 • 27 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag the gang reads emails from people recalling strange tales of movie theater creeps during bad Eastwood movies, hilarious run-ins with the legendary Pat Hingle, and one listener who allowed Stealth to be a loose…
Animation Damnation #17 - Pokémon
Jun 26, 2015 • 37 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve’s brother Mark drops by and the gang gets completely turned around in the world of Pokémon! Admitting up front to nothing less than complete ignorance to the franchise, the guys raise questions like, what…
Episode 209 - Son of the Mask
Jun 23, 2015 • 92 min
On this week’s episode, the gang hangs out at the bottom of the barrel with Son of the Mask! Did literally every comic actor in Hollywood turn this down? Which accent is Kal Penn going with? And why are we dragging in all this pointless Norse mythology?…
Episode 208 - Camp Nowhere
Jun 16, 2015 • 78 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza packs up and heads to camp as the guys talk about the totally insane, yet still recommended, Camp Nowhere! How did these parents let their kids get picked up for camp by an unmarked school bus…
Episode 207 - Stealth
Jun 9, 2015 • 96 min
Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into week two with the film Gene Shalit once told Andrew had, “Oscar written all over it”, Stealth! So grab your Snickers Almond and strap in as we ask: what happened to Josh Lucas? Was this actually supposed to…
Episode 206 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Jun 2, 2015 • 100 min
We kick off the 2015 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza (#SBE2015) by getting dino-fever for 1997’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park! How was John Hammond not put in jail after the events of the first film? Did they honestly believe a T-Rex could sneak onto a…
Animation Damnation #16 - ProStars
May 29, 2015 • 29 min
On this episode of We Hate Movies’ Animation Damnation the guys are joined by friend and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, as they wrap up “WHM Michael Jordan’s Hubris” week with a conversation about the absolutely horrendous 1991 mistake,…
Episode 205 - Space Jam
May 26, 2015 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang tears into the completely ridiculous, total disgrace, live action/animation hybrid, Space Jam! Why is this movie about everyone in the universe bowing before Michael Jordan? If they’re from our universe, why do these…
WHM On-Screen: The Conclusion of Mad Men
May 22, 2015 • 26 min
On the return of WHM On-Screen, the guys fulfill their promise from last year and release a conversation about the fantastic conclusion of Mad Men! Hear as they gush over the final scene! Listen as they ponder what happened to poor, Bob Benson! And laugh…
Episode 204 - Blind Fury
May 19, 2015 • 82 min
On this week’s episode, the gang has nothing but love for 1989’s incredible white guy ninja masterpiece, Blind Fury! Why do all movies with blind characters have other characters “test” them to see if they’re actually blind? How lame is this terrible wimp…
WHM Mail Bag: Awkward Dates, Brave Moms and Horrendous Theater Behavior
May 18, 2015 • 33 min
This month we open up the old WHM Mail Bag and read letters about awkward dates at the movies, people with horrendous movie theater etiquette and one amazing mother who did not stop busting on her son for taking her to see From Dusk Till Dawn! If you’ve…
WHM Interview: Gilbert Gottfried
May 15, 2015 • 63 min
On this very special episode, the gang sits down to chat with the legendary Gilbert Gottfried! Just as we’d hoped, our talk jumped all over the place, hitting such topics as Adolf Hitler, The Twilight Zone, some of Gilbert’s early impression bits, the…
Episode 203 - House Arrest
May 12, 2015 • 89 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets angry as they tear apart the 1996 give-hope-to-children-of-divorce comedy, House Arrest! Just how is that all these parents are dumb enough to fall for this? How has no one pointed out that our protagonist is a total…
Episode 202 - Teen Witch
May 5, 2015 • 86 min
On this week’s episode, it’s a real We Love Movies situation as the gang casts a spell over 1980’s suburbia in the cheese-fest teen comedy, Teen Witch! What would a girl-centric Teen Wolf have looked like? Could that sexophone get any sexier? And how was…
Episode 201 - Loverboy
Apr 28, 2015 • 83 min
On this week’s episode, the gang tackles the homophobic, racist, sexist cinematic cesspool that is 1989’s Loverboy! What’s with those gross fake mustaches in that pizzeria? Why does that delivery guy instantly turn into T-1000? And how in the world would…
WHM Mail Bag: Forgotten Films, Lame Roller Coasters and an Encounter with Gene Shalit
Apr 27, 2015 • 29 min
On this month’s Mail Bag episode, the gang discusses movies ruined by awkward parents, adulterous trips to roller coaster parks and the tale of Andrew’s weird, late night encounter with legendary film critic, Gene Shalit is finally told! Do you have a…
Animation Damnation #15 - Denver the Last Dinosaur
Apr 24, 2015 • 22 min
On this episode of We Hate Movies’ Animation Damnation, the gang mellows out with an episode of the stoner-friendly children’s cartoon, Denver the Last Dinosaur. The episode under review is “Denver Makes the Grade” which originally aired October 15th,…
Episode 200 - Red Heat
Apr 21, 2015 • 86 min
On this very special 200th episode, the gang’s all here to discuss two of their favorite show-fodder actors, Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi in Walter Hill’s Chicago-set, international incident-causing, blowhard-blabbering Red Heat! Just marvel at…
Episode 199 - Face/Off
Apr 14, 2015 • 96 min
On this week’s episode, the gang swaps faces with John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the insane 90’s action flick, Face/Off! Why not just suck it up and set this film in the future? Why give Travolta a haircut after you cut his face off? And how was Joan…
Episode 198 - The Juror
Apr 7, 2015 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang goes to court with Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin in the ridiculous legal thriller, The Juror! Why does Alec Baldwin’s mafia fixer character have a Jackal-esque nickname? Could Anne Heche be a bigger Dead Meat side character?…
Episode 197 - Next of Kin
Mar 31, 2015 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang heads to Chicago by way of Kentucky to roughhouse with Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson in the action packed family drama, Next of Kin! How many ponytails does Swayze have going at once here? Why cast Liam Neeson as a man…
WHM Mail Bag: Embarrassed Dogs, Embarrassing Teachers and Awkward Projection Tales
Mar 30, 2015 • 25 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang talks about weird dog walking incidents, horrendous teachers (it never ends!) and even a few awkward projection booth nightmares. Do you have a question for the WHM gang? Or maybe a bizarre movie-related story or…
Episode 196 - Twisted
Mar 24, 2015 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the gang hits the foggy streets of San Francisco to track down a serial killer with Ashley Judd and Andy Garcia in the totally macho cop flick, Twisted! Oh, of course we start with the creepy character actor from Se7en! How does…
Animation Damnation #14 - Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Mar 20, 2015 • 29 min
On this episode of We Hate Movies’ Animation Damnation, the gang talk about an episode of the recycling superhero adventure show, Captain Planet and the Planeteers! The episode in question is “Talkin’ Trash” which originally aired November 13th, 1993.…
Episode 195 - Moontrap
Mar 17, 2015 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang heads to the surface of the moon to tackle the low budget, sci-fi dud, Moontrap! How do you not cast Bruce Campbell as your hotshot hero? Why couldn’t they do at least one scene with rear projection instead of small, toy…
Episode 194 - Fatal Beauty
Mar 10, 2015 • 82 min
On this week’s episode, the gang takes a look at Whoopi Goldberg’s Beverly Hills Cop knock-off, Fatal Beauty! Is this as conspicuous as an undercover detective can get? Why was that gentleman eating glass? And once Cher dropped out and the Whoopster was…
Episode 193 - Teen Wolf Too
Mar 3, 2015 • 91 min
On this week’s episode, the gang joins the Sideshow Network just in time to discuss the totally lame and completely joke-less sequel, Teen Wolf Too! Who was demanding sports stay in the story? Is Michael J. Fox’s character supposed to be dead in this…
Episode 192 - White Noise
Feb 24, 2015 • 89 min
On this episode, the gang takes apart the dull-as-dirt Michael Keaton ghost movie, White Noise! How famous does an author have to be before getting their disappearance covered on national news? Why doesn’t Michael Keaton’s character immediately call the…
WHM Mail Bag: Pay Channel Porn, Private Ryan and a Perverted History Teacher
Feb 20, 2015 • 21 min
On this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from fans who flipped the “What Are YOU Watching?” trope on its head, got sent to the library basement with a Russian war films on VHS and who once had a history teacher conduct a very inappropriate…
Episode 191 - Seventh Son
Feb 17, 2015 • 90 min
On this week’s episode, the gang breaks the infamous Ten Year Rule to dissect the delayed, but insane, Seventh Son! Julianne Moore as a witch, or whatever? Jeff Bridges as a witch slayer, or whatever? And what’s with Jon Snow at the beginning? PLUS: He…
Animation Damnation #13 - Captain N: The Game Master - Happy Birthday, Megaman
Feb 12, 2015 • 30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle an episode of Captain N: The Game Master entitled, “Happy Birthday, Megaman”. Why does Megaman look and sound like a talking garbage can? Why is Simon Belmont acting like a snooty Johnny Bravo? And…
Episode 190 - Stigmata
Feb 10, 2015 • 98 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets all Father Merrin as they attempt to exorcise the silly Exorcist wannabe, Stigmata! Well before her Boyhood nomination, Patricia Arquette starred in a film with music by Billy Corgan and wardrobe by Jellies! What’s…
Episode 189 - Taking Lives
Feb 3, 2015 • 82 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kick off Oscar Month with the ridiculous serial killer snooze, Taking Lives! Sure, he’s nominated for Best Supporting Actor this year, but back in 2004, Boyhood was still a decade off and Ethan Hawke had to keep the lights…
WHM Mail Bag: Bad Dads, Bad Dates and Bad Movie High
Jan 30, 2015 • 22 min
This month on the Mail Bag, the gang read letters involving awkward dad screenings, a love that was never meant to be, and some of the absolute worst teachers in the country that were somehow all situated in one, single high school. PLUS: World renowned…
Episode 188 - Sabotage
Jan 26, 2015 • 94 min
On this week’s episode the gang goes undercover with Arnold and the rest of his crummy DEA friends in the super embarrassing, pee-smelling crime drama, Sabotage! What is with all these ridiculous nicknames? We’re looking at you, Monster! How hilarious is…
Episode 187 - Dracula Untold
Jan 20, 2015 • 84 min
On this episode, the gang starts finding a pattern in the worst films of 2014 as they tackle another demon/monster movie with Dracula Untold! Why try to make the audience sympathize with a notorious mass murderer? Why did we need Vampire Cam? And why did…
Episode 186 - Winter’s Tale
Jan 12, 2015 • 101 min
On this week’s episode, the gang tackles what Andrew swears is “one of the worst films” he’s ever seen. It’s the magical, flying horse, angry demon epic, Winter’s Tale! How is someone sneaking into the attic of Grand Central Terminal in 2014? Why did the…
Episode 185 - I, Frankenstein
Jan 6, 2015 • 91 min
We’re back! Kicking off 2015 with the Worst of 2014, the gang tackles one of the biggest, most useless stinkers in show history, I, Frankenstein! How many times can you use the world gargoyle before going insane? Is Adam Frankenstein sterile? And why on…
Animation Damnation #11 - Life with Louie: A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman
Dec 24, 2014 • 24 min
On this Animation Damnation, the gang takes a terrifying look at the Life with Louie Christmas special, “A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman”! Caution: Impressions of both Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr abound! Okay, now this is really all the…
Episode 184 - Look Who’s Talking Now!
Dec 23, 2014 • 92 min
On the final episode of 2014, the gang talks about the ridiculous, Christmas-set sequel, Look Who’s Talking Now! Why exactly is this woman chasing after John Travolta? Why are these dogs and babies born knowing everything? And just how close does Kirstie…
WHM Mail Bag: Hamsters, Hobbits and Horrible Parents
Dec 22, 2014 • 23 min
On this month’s Mail Bag, the guys chat about hamster disposal, boring Hobbit movies, terrible movies parents bring kids to and more! How did your parents get rid of dead pets? Are you catching that third Hobbit film? And where should parents draw the…
WHM On-Screen: The Interview
Dec 18, 2014 • 25 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the controversy over the new Rogen/Franco film, The Interview! Plus: We get exclusive details about the film from one of the few people in the world to have seen it: our very own Chris Cabin! We set…
Episode 183 - Super Mario Bros.
Dec 16, 2014 • 105 min
In the second-to-last episode of 2014, the gang tackles the oft-requested, yet never recorded, Super Mario Bros.! Why do we need all this life-of-a-plumber back story before we get to Koopaland? Did the cast really get drunk on the set to cope with making…
Episode 182 - Jingle All the Way 2
Dec 8, 2014 • 109 min
In this episode, the gang celebrates their fourth anniversary on the air by breaking the Ten Year Rule to discuss the ridiculous fake-sequel, Jingle All the Way 2! What kind of Christmas film would Steve star in? How does Larry build that Christmas tree…
Episode 181 - Three Men and a Baby
Dec 2, 2014 • 83 min
On this week’s episode, the gang cracks a horrendous 1980’s sex cult with the ridiculous comedy, Three Men and a Baby! Just how large is this New York City apartment? Why do these guys try to play hardball with serious drug dealers? And was that really…
WHM Mailbag: Ninja Scroll, Angry Audiences & Our Favorite Films
Nov 29, 2014 • 24 min
A perfect treat to download before your drive home from what was surely a wholesome family gathering! On this WHM Mailbag, we chat about awkward Ninja Scroll screenings, terrible, yet amazing Jason Goes to Hell audiences, and we also mention some of our…
Episode 180 - Buried Alive
Nov 25, 2014 • 94 min
On this week’s episode, the latest #WHMLRM comes to an end as the guys discuss the totally insane Frank Darabont thriller, Buried Alive! What is with that guitar twang? Did that sheriff just ask Tim Matheson out on a date? And what is William Atherton…
A Side Order of Sleaze: H.O.T.S.
Nov 19, 2014 • 36 min
Hey, remember our side show, A Side Order of Sleaze? No? Well, you’re in luck! We’re back with an all-new sleazy side order just in time for Thanksgiving! Hooray? On this episode (recorded a while back, but never released), Andrew and Eric discuss the…
Episode 179 - The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Nov 18, 2014 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets skeeved out by the ultra-white, 90s, domestic thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! How in the world did the news station show our protagonist’s picture on TV? Why do they keep singing lines from The H.M.S.…
Animation Damnation #9 - Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
Nov 12, 2014 • 47 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang tackles the heavily requested, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue! How much weed does this kid think he needs? Why did the President and First Lady introduce this thing? And how many kids were actually turned…
Episode 178 - Johnny Mnemonic
Nov 11, 2014 • 84 min
On this week’s episode, the #WHMLRM continues as the guys tackle the 1995 cyber-punk thriller, Johnny Mnemonic! What’s with this narration-less scroll? How is Udo Kier not a vampire in every film? And what’s with Ice-T dropping cars on everybody? PLUS:…
Episode 177 - Wild in the Streets
Nov 4, 2014 • 87 min
On this week’s episode, the gang kicks off the latest Listener Request Month with the ridiculous, 60’s propaganda film, Wild in the Streets! Did Ed Begley Sr. ever play a likeable character? Where was all the Capitol security in this film? And how did a…
Episode 176 - Child’s Play 3
Oct 28, 2014 • 94 min
The #WHMSpooktacular2014 sadly comes to an end with the “Platoon of Horror Movies”, Child’s Play 3! Why bother continuing the Andy storyline? Why did Brad Dourif decide on that Nicholson impression? And what is the deal with that barber?!? PLUS: A certain…
Episode 175 - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Oct 21, 2014 • 99 min
Our #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with the totally pointless teen horror snore-quel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer! Why does Freddie insist on going to that terrifying clam bake? Who thought up this Jack Black character? And who was asking for all…
WHM Mail Bag: John Lithgow, Jorts & JCVD
Oct 16, 2014 • 31 min
In this month’s WHM Mail Bag, the gang chats about awkward encounters with angry dads, day jobs for retired Transformers, and their own personal werewolf preferences. If you’d like to hear your weird stories and questions for the gang read on the air,…
Episode 174 - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Oct 14, 2014 • 107 min
The #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with a trip back to Crystal Lake in the insanely stupid sequel, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday! Why did they think this body swapping thing was a good idea? Where did Creighton Duke learn all this stuff about the…
Episode 173 - C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D.
Oct 7, 2014 • 108 min
The gang welcomes back comedian and friend Justin J. Case to help kick off the sequel-centric #WHMSpooktacular2014 with the genre-flopping, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.! What would happen if E.T. went to high school? How did Brian Robbins keep that…
Episode 172 - Double Dragon
Sep 30, 2014 • 105 min
In this week’s episode, the gang calls an audible in order to tackle the wretched video game adaptation, Double Dragon! Why in the world would you put Scott Wolf in this role? What is with that fat monster? And is Robert Patrick’s villain a racist? PLUS:…
Episode 171 - Secret Window
Sep 23, 2014 • 100 min
On this week’s episode, the gang finally works up the courage to tackle the incredibly stupid Stephen King adaptation, Secret Window! Why did they think casting John Turturro as a menacing Mississippian was a good idea? What’s with all the Dorita-chips…
Episode 170 - Timecop
Sep 16, 2014 • 99 min
On this episode, the gang celebrates the 20th anniversary of the legendary Timecop! Why did they need those rocket cars to time travel? Why is Ron Silver carrying out this ridiculous time robbery scheme? And how are they not recognizing their…
Episode 169 - The Substitute
Sep 9, 2014 • 106 min
On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with Tom Berenger and Marc Anthony in The Substitute! Why does this movie spend so much time on the botched Cuba mission? Why did Berenger’s resume need to be that padded? And what on…
WHM Summer Rerun - Ewoks: the Battle for Endor
Sep 2, 2014 • 91 min
Original Air Date: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. On the final WHM Summer Rerun of 2014, the guys look back at one of the all-time fan favorite episodes on Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! This show marks the first appearance of Wilford Brimley on…
WHM Summer Rerun: Rocky IV
Aug 26, 2014 • 81 min
On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the time they got in the ring with Rocky IV! Everyone agrees that Paulie is Cinema’s Greatest Loser. Rocky is out of control arrogant in this movie. And the stones on Stallone to have his titular pugilist…
WHM Summer Rewind: Tuff Turf
Aug 12, 2014 • 95 min
Original Air Date: 2/12/13 On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang reminisces about one of their absolute favorite films from the WHM catalog, Tuff Turf! Steve wonders how James Spader’s possible Back to the Future audition went. Andrew impersonates Jim…
WHM Summer Rerun: Invisible Child
Aug 5, 2014 • 94 min
Original Air Date: 9/4/12 On the first WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the batshit classic, Invisible Child! Andrew explains how he’d handle someone thinking they had an invisible child, Steve rags on the secret society of English nannies and…
Episode 168 - TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze
Jul 29, 2014 • 97 min
On the WHM Summer Finale, the #SBE2014 comes to an end when the gang chats about the incredibly annoying and sadly family friendly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze! Why didn’t they put Bebop and Rocksteady in this movie? Is Splinter…
Episode 167 - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Jul 22, 2014 • 97 min
On this week’s episode, the gang rides the rails with Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian in the train hijacking sequel, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! Why do we need Seagal microwaving a cake? Did Bogosian have to do that Rod Serling impression? And is…
WHM Mailbag: Nude-alities, Elderly Flashers and Hell Mouths
Jul 17, 2014 • 19 min
In the July Mailbag, Andrew, Eric and Chris talk about naked old fellas, Charles Manson, bad celebrity impressions and more! Have something for the Mailbag? Get at us to be featured in the August episode! Write the WHM Mailbag today:…
Episode 166 - The Day After Tomorrow
Jul 15, 2014 • 87 min
In this week’s episode, the gang bundles up with the ultra boring disaster dud, The Day After Tomorrow! How ‘bout those CGI wolves, huh? Why did they think hiding in a library would be exciting? And just how useless is Sela Ward in this movie? PLUS: This…
Episode 165 - Planet of the Apes (2001)
Jul 8, 2014 • 95 min
In this week’s episode, the gang enters the back half of their Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with Tim Burton’s depressingly terrible Planet of the Apes! Why not hire anybody besides Mark Wahlberg? Why are we still sending chimps into space in 2029? And…
Episode 164 - Stroker Ace
Jul 1, 2014 • 88 min
On this week’s episode, the gang tackles a sweaty ass Burt Reynolds’ movie with the pretty silly, Stroker Ace! Is Stroker an immortal god who has lived through Prohibition and the sweaty 1980s? Is Ned Beatty’s character really just Otis from Superman on…
Animation Damnation #5 - The Magicks of Megas-Tu
Jun 26, 2014 • 47 min
On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are ragging on an episode of the Star Trek cartoon entitled, “The Magicks of Megas-Tu”! While possibly being a huge commercial for their all-new, hilarious, Trekmentary Nemesis track, the guys also spend…
Episode 163 - Catwoman
Jun 24, 2014 • 100 min
In this week’s episode, the 4th annual Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang tackles the Gotham-less, action-less, interest-less Catwoman! Why is this movie not set in Gotham? Is Benjamin Bratt’s character really named Tom Lone? And why on…
Episode 162 - Swordfish
Jun 17, 2014 • 96 min
In this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 2014 rolls on with the sexy cyber thriller, Swordfish! What is with that wretched Dog Day Afternoon monologue? Take a gander at Hugh Jackman’s excellent frosted tips! And who would ever want to…
Episode 161 - Mortal Kombat
Jun 10, 2014 • 103 min
In this week’s episode, the gang travels to Outworld to take on Goro and the rest of the freaks in the ass kicking video game adaptation, Mortal Kombat! Why did they cower away from any blood whatsoever? Why does Reptile have to look like the SoBe mascot?…
WHM Mail Bag: Chuck E. Cheese, Vasectomies and Divorce
Jun 6, 2014 • 25 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang opens up some letters talking about strange Chuck E. Cheese encounters, divorced dads at the movies, favorite Jim Belushi films and academic Abraxas crossword puzzles! PLUS: A letter from an actual American hero. If you have…
Episode 160 - Mystery Men
Jun 3, 2014 • 99 min
In this week’s episode, the gang kicks off #SBE2014 with the dull film about wannabe superheroes, Mystery Men! Why make a movie about tertiary characters from a comic book no one really cares about? What was with that brutal murder? And is it possible Tim…
Episode 159 - Hamburger: The Motion Picture
May 26, 2014 • 100 min
In this week’s episode, the gang concludes their Memorial Day Hot Dogs & Hamburgers double feature by taking to task the incredibly offensive college comedy, Hamburger: The Motion Picture! Why is our hero such a dud? How was everyone okay with the…
Episode 158 - Hot Dog… The Movie
May 20, 2014 • 99 min
In this week’s episode, the gang hits the slopes with the outrageous, irresponsible, hot dog free, Hot Dog… The Movie! Why are we touring so many motels before we get to the mountain resort? Who thought naming a Japanese character “Kamikaze” was a…
Episode 157 - Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
May 13, 2014 • 78 min
In this week’s episode, the gang tackles the ridiculous Jesse “The Body” Ventura masterpiece, Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe! What is the point of those crappy police characters? Why do we need so many people doing voice overs? And is that, no, it…
Episode 156 - The Butterfly Effect
May 6, 2014 • 93 min
In this week’s episode, the gang gets super extreme and totally has their minds blown while watching The Butterfly Effect! With this trumped up student film, who thought it was a good idea to put up the money? Why does there have to be so many bad things…
Episode 155 - Every Which Way But Loose
Apr 29, 2014 • 110 min
In this week’s episode, the gang gets in a bar brawl with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the Orangutan in the bare knuckle action flick, Every Which Way But Loose! How is Eastwood getting this ape into all these restaurants? Why does Beverly D’Angelo so easily…
Episode 154 - Hail Caesar
Apr 22, 2014 • 97 min
In this week’s episode, the gang tackles the laughless, Anthony Michael Hall passion project, Hail Caesar! How did something like this get the green light? Why did Robert Downey agree to this nothing role? And how dare they drop a secret music video into…
Episode 153 - The Karate Kid, Part III
Apr 15, 2014 • 92 min
In this week’s episode, the gang enters the Under 18 All-Valley tournament with Ralph Macchio and Thomas Ian Griffith in the ridiculous sequel, The Karate Kid, Part III! Why did the filmmakers insist on making all the stories play back-to-back? How is…
Episode 152 - Joysticks
Apr 8, 2014 • 87 min
In this week’s episode, the gang gets nostalgic for ’80s arcade culture with the ?classic? raunch comedy, Joysticks! How does this nerd fall for that sorority prank at the beginning? Why isn’t Joe Don Baker tossing furniture in this movie? And isn’t it…
Episode 151 - North
Apr 1, 2014 • 105 min
In this week’s episode, the gang goes on the road with Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis in the absolutely horrendous family tragedy, North! Who thought any of the so-called jokes in this movie would actually land? How is it that no one saw just how cruel this…
Episode 150 - My Science Project
Mar 25, 2014 • 81 min
In this week’s episode, the gang tries (and fails) to travel through time with Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper in the forgotten sci-fi dud, My Science Project! Why did the script call for all those slurs? How does this time travel movie not feature any…
Episode 149 - Dreamcatcher
Mar 18, 2014 • 103 min
In this week’s episode, the gang heads back to snowy Maine with Thomas Jane and Jason Lee in the fart filled, Stephen King adaptation, Dreamcatcher! Really, what is with all the farting? Was Stephen King just recycling all his old ideas to make one…
Episode 148 - Canvas
Mar 11, 2014 • 84 min
In this week’s episode, the gang travels to Montreal - or do they stay in New York? - to ride alongside Gary Busey in the geographically confused art thriller, Canvas! Have there ever been two less convincing actors playing New York Italians? How are the…
Episode 147 - Blame It On Rio
Mar 3, 2014 • 81 min
In this week’s episode, the gang takes a creepy trip south to point and stare at Michael Caine in the incredibly disturbing Blame It On Rio! Why is there a parrot in almost every shot? Has Michael Caine ever been seedier? And why doesn’t Demi Moore step…
Episode 146 - Mrs. Doubtfire
Feb 25, 2014 • 90 min
In this week’s episode, the gang gets ready to break up some nostalgia with the insanely terrifying, family in peril thriller, Mrs. Doubtfire! Why does this movie need to tack on the anti-smoking message? How does Robin Williams not see that divorce a…
Episode 145 - Hard Target
Feb 18, 2014 • 92 min
In this week’s episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy with JCVD and Wilford Brimley in the 1993 action pseudo-classic, Hard Target! What is going on with all these accents? Is Lance Henriksen the Devil? And can everyone agree to stop saying “Daddy”?…
Episode 144 - Masters of the Universe LIVE
Feb 11, 2014 • 57 min
In this week’s episode, the gang hits the stage at the People’s Improv Theater to rag on one of the 1980’s hunkiest flubs, Masters of the Universe! Why does it feel like we’re starting with a sequel to a different He-Man movie? Who OK’d that Skeletor…
Episode 143 - Pray for Death
Feb 4, 2014 • 89 min
In this week’s episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with 1985’s amazing, karate-feuled, revenge film, Pray for Death! Why would you leave behind a lucrative promotion to open a terrible restaurant in another country? What’s with…
Episode 142 - A Good Day to Die Hard
Jan 28, 2014 • 97 min
In this week’s episode, the gang caps off their Worst of 2013 month with a trip to Mother Russia in the laziest chapter in the Book of McClane yet, A Good Day to Die Hard! How is John McClane Sr. a terminator in this movie? How do you do a Die Hard movie…
Episode 141 - Getaway
Jan 21, 2014 • 87 min
In this week’s episode, the gang welcomes Blame it on Outer Space’s Ben Worcester to the show as they dissect the incredibly boring Ethan Hawke thriller, Getaway! Why did they think so much hyper editing was a good thing? Who thought Selena Gomez was a…
Episode 140 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
Jan 14, 2014 • 90 min
In this week’s episode, the gang has their jaws on the floor with the incredibly wrongheaded, totally embarrassing, Easy Rider: The Ride Back. Where does that 9/11 reference come from? How many flashback threads can you squeeze into one film? And most…
Episode 139 - After Earth
Jan 7, 2014 • 89 min
In this week’s episode, the gang kicks off their Worst of 2013 month with the totally snooze-worthy, secret M. Night Shyamalan film, After Earth! Could the acting get any stiffer? Why is Lil’ General getting jammed down our throats? And where are those…
Episode 138 - The Core
Dec 31, 2013 • 102 min
In this week’s episode, the gang says goodbye to 2013 by digging to the center of the earth with 2003’s sci-fi snooze, The Core! How much inaccurate science can you fit in one movie? How much scenery can The Tucc chew? And why is Aaron Eckhart screaming…
Episode 137 - Jingle All the Way
Dec 24, 2013 • 90 min
In this very merry Christmas episode, the gang gets in the holiday spirit with the completely insane Arnold/Sinbad holiday loon-fest, Jingle All the Way! Why does no one discipline that terrible Jake Lloyd? How many times can one movie say, “Turbo Man?”…
Episode 136 - The Good Son
Dec 17, 2013 • 93 min
In this week’s episode, the gang takes a walk through the graveyard with creepy Macaulay Culkin and not as creepy Elijah Wood in the eerie child thriller, The Good Son! What is David Morse really doing on that trip to Tokyo? How are these two parents…
Animation Damnation #1 - He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Speical
Dec 10, 2013 • 39 min
On the pilot episode of ANIMATION DAMNATION, the gang launches straight into hell with He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special! How many action figure advertisements can you squeeze into one hour-long special? Why does Skeletor need to understand the…
Episode 135 - Ghostbusters II
Dec 9, 2013 • 93 min
On this very special third anniversary show, the gang’s all here, on the air to rant about the nostalgia-tainted, comedy-free sequel, Ghostbusters II! Why wasn’t the focus centered on the comedy? Why not make a new movie instead of a carbon copy of the…
Episode 134 - Date with an Angel
Dec 2, 2013 • 86 min
In this week’s episode, the gang hangs out with Emmanuelle Beart and Michael E. Knight in the heavenly romantic comedy, Date with an Angel! Why decide to make this angel chirp like a pigeon instead of speak? Is this movie really trying to say a 1987…
Episode 133 - Copycat
Nov 25, 2013 • 84 min
In this week’s episode, the gang is cold on the trail of the Copycat Killer with Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 cyber-ish thriller, Copycat! Could the cops in this movie be any more useless? Did we really need that newspaper in the hallway…
Episode 132 - China O’Brien
Nov 18, 2013 • 87 min
In this week’s episode, the gang heads to Utah to kick ass and run for Sheriff with Cynthia Rothrock in the karate classic, China O’Brien! Did anyone notice this is pretty much Walking Tall minus Joe Don Baker? Was that sex slavery storyline really…
Episode 131 - Deep Blue Sea
Nov 12, 2013 • 84 min
In this week’s episode, the gang goes a few leagues under the sea with Sam Jackson and Tom Jane in the 1999 sharksploitation flick, Deep Blue Sea! How did this movie get away with ripping off Jurassic Park so bad? Why was that huge window a window and not…
Episode 130 - Stay Tuned
Nov 4, 2013 • 82 min
In this week’s episode, the gang kicks off November’s “Stay Tuned” month with 1992’s witty send up of television culture, the aptly titled, Stay Tuned! How does John Ritter not immediately know that Jeffrey Jones is working for the Devil? Who thought…
Episode 129 - Post-Halloween Bonus: Scream 3 (LIVE)
Nov 1, 2013 • 57 min
One last scary treat for this year’s Spooktacular because we’re always so sad to see it go! Recorded live at the People’s Improv Theater in New York City, the gang lays out their issues with Wes Craven’s third, and worst, entry into his serial killer…
Episode 128 - Casper
Oct 28, 2013 • 83 min
In this week’s episode, the gang wraps up their 2013 Halloween Spooktacular with the insanely stupid, live action ghost romp, Casper! How can this movie have so little rules set up for the ghosts? Was there ever a more annoying trio than these three…
Episode 127 - Chopping Mall
Oct 21, 2013 • 70 min
In this week’s episode, the gang heads back to one of the greatest places in human civilization, the mall in the 1980s, with the killer robot flick, Chopping Mall! Why would a mall spend this much money on a security system? Are folks really okay with…
Episode 126 - Cat’s Eye
Oct 14, 2013 • 88 min
In this week’s episode, the gang goes back to the Stephen King well with the horror-less horror anthology, Cat’s Eye! Where is Alan King getting the funding for this enterprise? Why is the cat seeing Drew Barrymore’s ghost everywhere? And who on Earth…
Episode 125 - Body Parts
Oct 8, 2013 • 92 min
In this week’s Spooktacular episode, the gang shakes hands with Jeff Fahey and his new arm in 1991’s body horror thriller, Body Parts! How in the world does Jeff Fahey survive that car accident? How is Kim Delaney not suspicious of the phrase “arm…
Episode 124 - New Nightmare
Oct 1, 2013 • 83 min
In this week’s episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! Was Wes Craven dodging the spooky Tax Man with this flick? How creepy did that kid actor turn out? And is…
A Side Order of Sleaze: School Spirit
Sep 24, 2013 • 44 min
On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang talks about the ridiculous, college, ghost comedy, School Spirit! Where are all the ghost laws in this movie? Why is that French guy donating so much money to the college? And can a ghost really be crowned the King…
Episode 123 - WHM Live: Cliffhanger
Sep 17, 2013 • 62 min
Recorded live at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York City, the gang spends the evening ripping on the Sylvester Stallone actioneer, Cliffhanger! Why would Michael Rooker take such a novice on a hard climb? Is Stallone’s character working on a solo…
WHM On-Screen: The Gang Breaks Bad
Sep 13, 2013 • 39 min
On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about Breaking Bad - plot points, crazy theories and the great Bob Odenkirk - before the airing of the final three episodes. Spoilers abound. Obviously. This episode discusses everything up to the events in…
Episode 122 - Only the Strong
Sep 10, 2013 • 80 min
In this week’s episode, the gang returns from their summer vacation to rip on the totally ridiculous (but fun!) capoeira thriller, Only the Strong! How awesome is that warmup song? How old is that Jamaican guy? And where do these teachers get off treating…
WHM Mailbag: Bad Boyfriends & Belushi Cults
Aug 7, 2013 • 13 min
On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang briefly emerges from vacation to do plugs for a new live show and the Private Cabin Indiegogo campaign and also reads a couple fan letters - one about a bad, bad boyfriend and another about a women-hating cult!
Episode 121 - Grown Ups 2
Jul 30, 2013 • 88 min
In this week’s episode, the gang’s all here to send off SBE3 in style by breaking the Ten Year rule to rant about Grown Ups 2! In quite possibly the laziest film of the summer, the guys see some of their SNL favorites completely slum it in this useless…
Episode 120 - She’s All That
Jul 23, 2013 • 90 min
In this week’s episode, the gang goes back to high school with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Leigh Cook in the 1999 teen snooze, She’s All That! How is Freddie Prinze Jr. having to decide between all the Ivy League schools? How come Kevin Pollak doesn’t…
Episode 119 - Volcano
Jul 16, 2013 • 87 min
In this week’s episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones ‘splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there…
Episode 118 - The Running Man
Jul 9, 2013 • 78 min
In this week’s episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn’t they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan’s Heroes? And who…
Episode 117 - S.W.A.T.
Jul 2, 2013 • 77 min
In this week’s episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70’s t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a…
Episode 116 - Jaws 3D
Jun 25, 2013 • 80 min
In this week’s episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did…
Episode 115 - Bad Boys II
Jun 18, 2013 • 84 min
In this week’s episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can…
Episode 114 - Steel
Jun 11, 2013 • 92 min
In this week’s episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson’s character molesting those kids?…
Episode 113 - Godzilla
Jun 4, 2013 • 90 min
In this week’s episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year’s Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is…
Episode 112 - Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
May 28, 2013 • 83 min
In this week’s episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop…
Episode 111 - Houseguest
May 20, 2013 • 91 min
In this week’s episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald’s can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is…
Episode 110 - Foodfight
May 13, 2013 • 78 min
In this week’s episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying “store brand” items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy?…