My Brother, My Brother And Me

My Brother, My Brother And Me
My Brother, My Brother and Me is an advice show for the modern age.
397: Burnt Reynolds
Mar 12 • 63 min
Travis floats a new segment this week that DEFINITELY will not earn us a Cease and Desist from John Quinones and the ABC News Corporation. Also: Some new live show announcements! Tickets go on sale this week! Suggested talking points: What Would You…
396: Independence Jumanji 3
Mar 5 • 56 min
It’s Hollywood’s Biggest Night! (Please indulge us. It is still Hollywood’s Biggest Night.) We’re here with our incisive brand of twisted comedy, cracking wise about all the … big movies! And all the other stuff. From Hollywood’s Biggest Night….
395: Diagnosis: Onions
Feb 27 • 56 min
We’ve got a sleep deprived Justin, a seafaring Travis and a Basketball Camp-trained Griffin for this special, onion-packed episode. We have no energy, y’all. BECOME OUR ENERGY. Suggested talking points: Worf Birth, Still Home Improvementing,…
394: Face 2 Face: I Fritos Hard
Feb 19 • 75 min
Justin’s on paternity leave this week, so we’re proud to present our live show from stunning Milwaukee from last November! We were all suffering unavoidable injuries this show, and inexplicably, it turned the episode into a pretty randy engagement.
393: Bungrob Squareman
Feb 12 • 56 min
Time’s running out to sign up for the Olympics! Don’t sweat it if you miss the deadline, though. Our dude Todd can get you to the top of the hill. Just keep that between you, us and Todd, okay? Suggested talking points: Olympic Walk-Ups, Fun Registry,…
392: Big Game Tony Sunday
Feb 5 • 67 min
We’re breaking down all the wild twists and turns of Big Game Tony Sunday, a game we definitely had not watched at the time of this recording. Our prophecies, as per usual, ended up being eerily accurate. Suggested talking points: Super Bowl…
391: Jeff Wolfworthy
Jan 29 • 61 min
We’re back with some church-friendly jokes about the X-treme Football League, Secret Vampire Neighbors and, just to round out the experience, a deep dive into the sonic poetry of LMFAO. Suggested talking points: The Milton Big Lads, Groundhog’s…
MBMBaM: The TV Show: The Commentary Track: The Second Episode
Jan 28 • 36 min
To celebrate the launch of My Brother, My Brother and Me on iTunes and Google Play in the U.S. The McElroy Brothers are so proud to present a commentary track for the 2nd episode, “Resumes and Jamiroquai’s Dad.” They’ll also be joined by showrunner…
390: Singing to the Bean Box
Jan 22 • 62 min
Are you appreciating those sweet, beautiful morning beans in the way the Lord intended? Are you truly nurturing those magnificent beans, making sure their powerful nutrients make their way into the hot cup? Love the beans. Love those sweet beans….
389: Horsebonology
Jan 16 • 54 min
This episode contains some dark revelations about Earth’s Best Animal, as well as some semi-coherent ramblings fueled by a cocktail of potent cold and flu medicines. It is a challenge; a mountain you must overcome. Suggested talking points: Nastyman,…
388: Face 2 Face: The Mystery of the Seven Parrots
Jan 10 • 71 min
Pretty much everyone in our family is sick this week! Which means we couldn’t record. Instead, we’ve combined the best bits from our TWO shows in Chicago last year into one super episode! Finally, you can find out why the folks in attendance at these…
Jan 2 • 68 min
That’s not what we ended up calling the year, by the way. Though, following our grand tradition, we did end up spending about 20 minutes trying to figure out the definitive them for 2018. So … enjoy that? Suggested talking points: The Naming of…
Candlenights 2017
Dec 26, 2017 • 69 min
Here we are again, friends, with our beloved annual swear-free episode of MBMBaM. Gather those you love around the Podcast Victrola and enjoy. Suggested talking points: Rockin’ Randy the Safe Sex Santa, Proof that Trickle Down Economics Works, The…
385: Horses in the Drift
Dec 18, 2017 • 70 min
Well, we’ve had a good run of being a podcast that folks can listen to with their ears and enjoy with their brains, but with today’s technological innovations, we’re afraid we’ve evolved into something more … avant garde. Suggested talking points:…
384: Face 2 Face: TORONTO! LISTEN!
Dec 12, 2017 • 71 min
Despite the title of this live episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me, this one’s actually from our performance at PodCon 2017 in beautiful, foggy Seattle! Join us as we dive into some pressing Yahoos with the help of our constant guardian, Rock N’…
383: Fins Up
Dec 4, 2017 • 76 min
For reasons beyond our understanding, we were able to have Jimmy Buffett on this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. Jimmy Buffett looked at all the opportunities available to him, the real Jimmy Buffett, and decided that a good expenditure of…
382: The Craw Daddy
Nov 27, 2017 • 64 min
Aw, man! It’s The Craw Daddy! Someone get that guy a beer! In this podcast, we love and respect The Craw Daddy, and thank him for all of his good and selfless works. Potential listeners who do not respect The Craw Daddy can go find another podcast to…
381: Face 2 Face: Griffin’s Big, Brave Stunt
Nov 21, 2017 • 72 min
We just got back from our tour of America’s beautiful Midwest! Here’s our show from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis, which features our worst on-stage injury to date. It was regrettable, and also hilarious.
380: Nuthead
Nov 13, 2017 • 64 min
So, Justin met Jimmy Buffett. And yet, somehow, that is not the thing we end up spending the most time talking about this episode. No, instead, we create a horror movie franchise that’s going to really push our brand into the NEXT LEVEL. Suggested…
379: 6969 Cool Street
Nov 6, 2017 • 58 min
We hope everyone’s having a good ol’ morning! Remember to set your clocks an hour back, and then throw your clock away, because it’s irrelevant under our fresh, new way of telling time. Suggested talking points: Griffin Time, Dr. Fart’s Crosswalk…
378: Pumpkindaze 2017
Oct 30, 2017 • 59 min
Legally, we have to say the first, oh, four minutes of this episode is just ALL parody, all the time. It’s definitely, definitely covered under fair use, and there’s just no debate about that. Suggested talking points: Anything Can Happen On…
377: Face 2 Face: One Great Potato!
Oct 24, 2017 • 74 min
Here’s our most recent live show from the Tennessee Performing Arts Center in beautiful Nashville, TN! It features a new, fresh take on audience questions, and probably the greatest Haunted Doll Watch of all time.
376: Face 2 Face: Shrimp, Heaven, Live!
Oct 16, 2017 • 77 min
Here’s our star-studded live show from the gorgeous King’s Theater in Brooklyn, NY! We still cannot believe they allowed us to do a show there. It was irresponsible, is what it was.
375: Massage Drone Switcheroo
Oct 9, 2017 • 64 min
Thank you all for joining us as Griffin makes a startling announcement about a decision he’s made this fateful, aromatic day. He asks for your patience and your strength in these trying, nasty times. Suggested talking points: Stinkboy Press…
374: Respect the Journey
Oct 2, 2017 • 59 min
We’re back after nearly a month of not recording new episodes, and boy, do we only kind of remember how this thing works. If memory serves, it’s mostly just a fancast of Marc Cohn’s “Walking in Memphis,” right? Right?! Suggested talking points: PJ…
373: Face 2 Face: Bonefolders
Sep 26, 2017 • 88 min
It’s our late show from Boston’s beautiful Wilbur Theater! We spent almost all of it doing audience questions, with … mixed results, I think it’s safe to say. It got pretty buckwild.
372: Face 2 Face: Sock-Based Target Crimes
Sep 18, 2017 • 85 min
Here’s another one of our live shows from our recent tour of America’s most Northeastern reaches — this time from the Wilbur in Boston! This was our first of two shows that night, which is good, because this is before things went way, way off the rails.
371: Face 2 Face: A Lot About Horniness
Sep 11, 2017 • 79 min
Once again we are coming to you pre-recorded LIVE from beautiful Washington D.C.! We sure hope you enjoy! Suggested Talking Points: Train Murder Preparedness, What Kind Of Family You Got, King of Pranks, Toilet Mysteries, Emojis Can Die,…
Sep 7, 2017 • 1 min
This is an emergency live show announcement to make sure YOU (and every one else who is coming) know that the live shows this weekend start at 7PM!
370: Dax Don’t Care
Sep 4, 2017 • 66 min
Justin and Travis have returned from their annual pilgrimage to Margaritaville, and they’ve got plenty of stories from inside that challenging environment. Griffin wasn’t invited, but only because he’s forbidden from ever stepping foot into one of…
369: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 122 - 133
Aug 28, 2017 • 67 min
Two-thirds of the brothers are on vacation this week, so they’ve prepared you this special trip down memory lane in their absence. We’re not sure why the audio quality is so terrible on memory lane? Those cobblestone streets just have awful acoustics,…
368: The Sun Shines On Our Dark Planet!
Aug 21, 2017 • 56 min
Justin, Travis and Dane are back again to talk about the few blissful minutes of sun our world received on this blessed rotation. Justin also pitches a very, VERY whimsical story about food that isn’t rocks!!! Can you imagine!?!? Suggested talking…
367: Shrimp! Heaven! Now!
Aug 14, 2017 • 59 min
Shrimp! Heaven! Now! Suggested talking points: DuckTales Returns, Nanner Team, Blank ATM Card, A Kitty’s Gift, Car Courtesy, My Trademark, Not Again Daniel
366: Sorry, Todd
Aug 7, 2017 • 58 min
In today’s episode, we’re pretty sure we meet the God-King of Yahoo Answers. Do not look directly into the Todd; his splendor is not intended to be witnessed with human eyes. Suggested talking points: Dog Days of Summer, Smooth, Return to Sender,…
One Guy, One Guy, and a Chicken Place
Jul 31, 2017 • 64 min
Folks, from movie reviews to daring escapes, this episode has it all! Stunning confessions! Fast food war! Gordon Ramsey fan fiction! Ghosts! You won’t believe how much we cram-jammed into one episode! Talking Points: Meh, 2GGPP, Hauntings Squared,…
364: Face 2 Face: Dumbledore’s Magic Buffalo Wings
Jul 25, 2017 • 90 min
Here’s our live show from the beautiful Balboa Theater in also-beautiful San Diego! Thanks to everyone who came out!
363: Breathing in Space
Jul 18, 2017 • 55 min
We’ve got that San Diego Comic-Con fever! And … it’s a real, real bad case. We’ve got the Spider-Man Shakes, and Batman Sweats, and have to cancel the rest of our public appearances, just to try and keep this thing contained. Suggested talking…
362: Travis McElroy Presents: Waffle Friend
Jul 10, 2017 • 56 min
Okay, so, you’re going to hit a point in this episode where we start talking about who would win in a very real war between horse-mounted humans and centaurs. And we want you to know, right now, before getting started, that this will be the remainder…
361: Gelsey Krammer
Jun 26, 2017 • 60 min
Hey kids, it’s me, your pal Alan Alda. I saw you getting ready to send that Tweet, and I just wanted to say: Twitter is real-life dangerous. The things you put online are like really fast cars, and so: Responsibility. Thanks again, from me, Alan Alda….
360: Gatorade Weak
Jun 19, 2017 • 55 min
Wait, don’t tell us you’re STILL chugging that full-power, unfiltered sports beverage? Listen: Nobody needs that much energy. Why not come down to our level with a smooth glass of a soothing Gatorade alternative? One for poet-types, and…
359: Tumnus Opportunities
Jun 12, 2017 • 62 min
Hello friends! We are coming to you pre-recorded from E3 and we have all the hot scoops the we bet are definitely going to be something that happens in the future! So, enjoy this episode and all the HOT SCOOPS (from the past). Suggested Talking…
358: Detective Jigsaw, My Very Best Friend
Jun 5, 2017 • 61 min
Sorry it’s come down to this, dear listeners, but we’ve been cops the whole time, and we’ve got to take you down for all the crimes you did while enjoying our podcast. We’d still love to have you over for the big cookout next weekend, though!…
357: A Wonderful Hug From Goro
May 30, 2017 • 58 min
Today’s episode features a drop-in from our critically acclaimed Twin Peaks fancast-within-a-podcast, The Bookhouse Boys. We’ve got answers for all the questions this twisted series throws at you — questions like: What’s with all this coffee? Hey!…
BONUS: Dorms and Ghoulsmashing Commentary
May 24, 2017 • 30 min
Hey all! To celebrate the launch of the MBMBaM Seeso show on iTunes internationally, we’re releasing a commentary track for the first episode. Enjoy! Music: Dancing in Heaven by Q-Feel
356: Face 2 Face: My Donut-Loving Boys
May 23, 2017 • 61 min
Here’s our live show from The Paramount in Austin, TX! We had a great time, even though everyone sitting the balcony was SO NASTY. You all would not BELIEVE what a NASTY balcony it was.
355: The Playbloom
May 15, 2017 • 66 min
This episode is all about the stuff that gets folks’ noodle going. It’s one of our most thematically consistent episodes yet, which is a shame. A quarter of it was spent talking about a movie that came out in 2015. Cool! Suggested talking points:…
354: Beanfreak
May 8, 2017 • 65 min
We don’t know about you, but we’re still feeling that post-Derby glow. Seeing all those big, magnificent animals do their best out on that sloppy, sloppy track has prepared us for whatever life has to throw at us this week. GOD, horses are good….
353: The Feenysnatcher
May 1, 2017 • 75 min
“Friends, we find ourselves in the midst of an unprecedented crisis. All our sitcom characters have gone missing. Well, not ‘missing,’ per se. We know where they are. They’re in universes where they should not, CANNOT be. God help us all.” Suggested…
352: Three Deep On the Window
Apr 24, 2017 • 61 min
We’re out here doing our best, burning the candle at both ends, and SHOOT, wouldn’t you know it — we slept through another dang holiday. Another rose flies by, unsmelled, as we hunch tirelessly over the podcast assembly line. Dang it. Suggested…
351: Omnidirectional Scampi Blast
Apr 17, 2017 • 66 min
This week, we’re celebrating a momentous birthday by full-force launching a Razor Scooter into the hungry mouth of a volcano. We’re also talking about how good shrimp scampi is for nearly 55 uninterrupted minutes. Suggested talking points: 30 Over 30,…
350: The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team
Apr 10, 2017 • 64 min
We’ve got over 350 hours of podcasts under our belt, which, according to Malcolm Gladwell, means we’ve fully mastered the craft. We’re turning our attention to loftier endeavors, now: Namely, training up the greatest laser tag outfit this world has…
349: Face 2 Face: Remembering How to Do Live Shows in Portland
Apr 3, 2017 • 110 min
Listen in to our nearly two-hour-long live show in beautiful Portland, Ore., which we performed after not doing a live show for over six months. It was also our first live show using lavalier mics, which led to a lot of what we in the comedy industry…
348: Stardust and Dino Piss
Mar 27, 2017 • 75 min
Happy second week of the MaxFunDrive! Everyone has been absolutely killing it! Let’s finish strong with an episode that, no shit, starts with an in-depth, 15-minute-long discussion about Craig T. Nelson’s body of work. Suggested talking points: Craig…
PILOT: The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2, Chapter 1
Mar 23, 2017 • 22 min
Happy #MaxFunDrive, to celebrate, we’re giving you a sneak peak at our next project, a narrative, non-fiction prestige podcast about how we got into Trolls 2. This is not a goof. The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2. Music: Underscore Orkestra,…
347: Donut Miss This Episode!
Mar 20, 2017 • 70 min
Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! We recorded this one in a hotel room rigth before our recent live show in Portland. The audio isn’t as tight as we like it — Travis in particular sounds like he’s recording from inside of a well — but we hope you enjoy…
346: Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Can’t Lose
Mar 13, 2017 • 68 min
The joke that constitutes the title of this episode is absolutely the best thing in this episode, and I’m very, very sorry for ruining it, but I can’t imagine titling this episode anything else. This joke is important. This joke is historically…
345: Face 2 Face: Candlenights in September
Mar 6, 2017 • 74 min
Okay, so, let’s get conceptual for a bit. This episode, which we’re releasing in Justin’s absence, is our annual holiday live show, which we recorded in the decidedly non-holiday month of September, and are releasing in the absolutely non-holiday…
344: The Cream Beams to the Tower of Flavortown
Feb 27, 2017 • 61 min
If the night sky looks a little empty to you tonight, it’s because all the stars are here, in this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. Because the Oscars happened! The cinema! All of the acting, and also the directing. Glamour! Suggested…
343: The Sauce Doctor’s Blessing
Feb 20, 2017 • 61 min
Things have changed. Like, we wanted to stay “Podcast Humble” for as long as possible, but when you’re fielding as many A-List phone convos as we have over the past few days, it’s tough to stay true to your roots. Suggested talking points: Phone Calls…
342: Pigeons in the Strike Zone
Feb 13, 2017 • 65 min
We know that Valentine’s Day can be rough for some folks, so in this episode, we take the whole idea of the holiday to task. Like, when they hear our incisive rips in this episode, they might just cancel the whole dang holiday this year. Suggested…
341: An Erotic Balloon Puzzle
Feb 6, 2017 • 62 min
How about that Super Bowl, and all the things that happened during it? You know a lot of people are calling it the Super Bowl, but — heh — we’re not sure it was that “Super.” Anyways, those are the jokes we’re doing this week, hope you like ‘em….
340: Doritos-Blasted Crow
Jan 30, 2017 • 63 min
We spend a good 20 minutes of this episode talking about fast food and 20 minutes about workplace kissing etiquette, leaving us with a tidy 20 mintues to address virtually all of your other concerns. As if you’d have any other concerns, after all the…
339: Scatman Zozo
Jan 23, 2017 • 62 min
Bust out the homemade Ouija and join us for a journey into the supernatural realms that slumber beneath our own. We’re gonna talk to a magic dog that keeps reincarnating as different would-be Dennis Quaid assassins. Then we’re gonna name FIVE WHOLE…
338: Thunderwall
Jan 17, 2017 • 66 min
What’s up, Gearheads? We made an episode just for you! Join us for an in-depth discussion on Justin’s new ride, and listen in as he breaks down all the special modifications he made both under and above the hood. This baby’s got a Hemi, whatever that…
337: Seaburglars of the Archipelago
Jan 9, 2017 • 63 min
Last week, we kinda threw our hat over the fence vis-a-vis zagging on y’all. This week, we’re trying to adhere to this new philosophy with an episode chock-full of surprises and twists and turns and … uh … shocking … revelations?…
336: Twenty-Something-Teen
Jan 3, 2017 • 63 min
We spend half this episode coming up with a name for the new year, which is as important an endeavor as we can undergo. Yes, we boned it last year. This time, we’re FEELING IT SO HARD. Suggested talking points: THE NAMING OF THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2017,…
335: Rise of the Star King
Dec 26, 2016 • 56 min
Happy Candlenights, everybody! This year’s curse-free Candlenights spectacular isn’t a live show, but it’s pretty merry all the same. Please enjoy what turned out to be an in-depth teardown of the supernatural being known as Santa Clause, which —…
334: BYOBurger
Dec 19, 2016 • 62 min
This episode sure is like a hurricane folks! We’re scopin’ the horizon and we’re seeing a duck blur! Forewarning: brace your ears for the most terrifying impressions known to man. Also, a lot of Juggalo talk. Suggested Talking Points: DuckTales…
333: The Full Randall
Dec 12, 2016 • 66 min
It’s another mostly sleep deprived episode this week, so please enjoy our nearly incoherent ramblings about Japanese reality shows, Prince’s vault of personalized music and an outline for a new, Oscar-worthy installment in the Home Alone…
The MBMBaM Guided Sleep Experience for Spiritual Harmony
Dec 7, 2016 • 49 min
Lay back. Close your eyes. Prepare yourself for a journey into sleep, guided by the McElroy Brothers and sponsored by Casper. ASMR? You know it. Stunts? You betcha. Distinctive oil stink? No sir. WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNLESS YOU’RE READY TO…
332: TV Toilet Tourist
Dec 5, 2016 • 64 min
It’s our first episode as all dads, and it’s kind of a club banger? Like, you can probably chalk that up to the sleepless delirium that two of the three of us are undergoing, but maybe it’s just a manifestation of that good, good lifelong…
331: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 112-121
Nov 28, 2016 • 75 min
Well, now Griffin had a baby too. Listen, we’ve heard all the jokes already, so let us just save you some time: The McElroy Brothers can’t stop procreating. We get it. Ha-ha. Anyway, here’s another greatest hits episode, we hope you like it half as…
330: President Shaq Neal
Nov 21, 2016 • 60 min
“Hey, you! Come over here! Wanna tell you about something important. One time, about ten years back, I did play a Street Fighter. And it filled me with a terrible rage. A real fury. Went outside, sun blinding my eyes — and I’ll be damned if I didn’t…
329: The Laser Tag Embassy
Nov 14, 2016 • 63 min
During these frightening times, most of us are probably looking for a place where we can be free from opression and worry altogether. In today’s episode, we believe we’ve discovered that very place: The Honorable Laser Tag Arena. Suggested talking…
328: The Anxiety-Free Cruise
Nov 7, 2016 • 64 min
We know tensions are high right now, and the last thing we want is for our weekly goof parade to add to that. So, this week, we’ve charted a course to chill-ass waters as part of the MBMBaM Anxiety-Free Cruise. Come on board! There’s plenty of cabins…
327: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 92 - 111
Oct 31, 2016 • 77 min
We’re one brother short this week, because — get this — Travis is a dad! He’s on a break for a bit, so we’re keeping the good ship MBMBaM afloat in his absence with this best-of episode. There’s some good stuff in the 20 episodes included, although…
326: Open-Source Burger King
Oct 24, 2016 • 61 min
It is time that we throw off the tyranny of our fast food oppressors and begin to truly, finally Have It Our Way. Our campaign will be a brutal one, but once our liberty is secure, well — bah dah bah-bah-bah, We’re Lovin’ It. Suggested talking…
325: Cavemen Tears
Oct 17, 2016 • 56 min
This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me is so dang educational, you will feel like you just completed a full two year college-level program by the time we reach the Final Yahoo. Listen with a hungry mind, but also, with a thirsty soul….
324: A Heroic and Well-Reviewed Lizard
Oct 10, 2016 • 65 min
Now that we’re technically television experts, we’re going to spend a lot more time talking about how that delicious TV sausage gets made. Did you know most characters you see on television shows are just famous people who are reading their words off…
323: How I Lost the Fateful Basketball Game to Mr. Carter
Oct 4, 2016 • 53 min
We’re very happy to be back in the loving embrace of our Original Broadcasting Medium, Podcasts — mostly because making television is, scientifically speaking, the most difficult job that a person can have. See, in podcasts, you can just talk about…
322: “Margaret, It Happened Again!”
Sep 27, 2016 • 65 min
This is the last episode the three of us had to record all in the same room, and boy, you can just hear the elation in our voices. Gaze into the mirror with us, as we peer into the Equestriverse and see which celebrities are trapped within!…
321: Which One Vapes?
Sep 20, 2016 • 62 min
The TV Business has all of us feeling about as tired of each other and ourselves as we can get — which is why this episode is mostly us eschewing comedy altogether in favor of the development of the BEST GAME EVER MADE. Grab your friends and…
320: Murder Circus
Sep 13, 2016 • 55 min
We’re all together in Huntington, making a television show, which is pretty great. One caveat: One of us is dissolving at the molecular level, which has thrown a REAL MONKEY WRENCH into production. A real “Snafu,” as we like to say in the…
319: Kenny Rogers GameFAQs
Sep 6, 2016 • 58 min
Everyone loves the song “The Gambler,” by songsmith Kenny Rogers — and if anyone says otherwise, they’re a LIAR — but did you know how many advanced poker strategies are tucked away in the lyrical folds and grooves of that tune? Well, you will know,…
318: French Butterfly Kisses
Aug 29, 2016 • 60 min
Another summer has come and gone without receiving the Once and Future Summer Jam, which is, of course, the sequel to Bob Carlisle’s “Butterfly Kisses.” WHERE’S THE HEAT, CARLISLE? We’re ready, Bob, for the heat. Suggested talking points: Drop That…
317: Jimmy Buffett’s Betrayal-ville
Aug 22, 2016 • 66 min
This is not the episode you want to listen to if you’re hoping to renew your faith in humanity. Each of the boys lost something dear in the week leading up to this recording, but none so much as Justin, who lost the act of love itself. Suggested…
316: Smart Stuff
Aug 16, 2016 • 59 min
Hey, look who’s at the door! The back door, I mean. It’s Island Boy, and he’s very, very lost. Oops! Now we have to take care of Island Boy, because I’m pretty sure he’ll perish out in the real world. Suggested Talking Points: Island Boy Rises, Deep…
315: No Gods, No Kings, Only McCheese
Aug 8, 2016 • 62 min
Happy Olympics-Time everybody! Can our brave Olympians solve the puzzle of the Five Rings before the torchlight’s end? Or will the Rio Ring-Eaters doom their quest before it even begins? Suggested talking points: New ‘Lympo Categories, Spacey Dog,…
314: MBMBaM Summer Club
Aug 1, 2016 • 79 min
Hey everybody! Get your parents to fill out this form, and pay the one-time $1,100 application fee, and you too can join the MBMBaM Summer Club! We’ve got all the amenities and classes you could ever need to fully squeeze all the enjoyment out of this…
313: Bone Dry Feeners
Jul 25, 2016 • 59 min
We’re back from Boston and ready to answer some old, stale-ass questions we left lying around the studio. Seriously, this joint would be haunted by the stench of our neglected egg-mess, if not for the positive spiritual energy projected by our own…
312: Face 2 Face: Live from Drowzee City
Jul 18, 2016 • 72 min
Here’s our live show from the Wilbur Theater in beautiful Boston, MA! We talk a lot about Pokemon Go in this episode, which is only appropriate, because one out of the three of us was also playing Pokemon Go basically the whole time we were on stage.
311: Amber Is The Color of Our Energy
Jul 11, 2016 • 74 min
Welcome to the 311th episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me! We’re going to celebrate this special occasion by talking about our favorite Reggae-Nu Metal fusion band, and also by chatting with LEGENDARY AUTHOR AND MASTER OF THE QUILL Patrick…
310: A Tale of Two Gallaghers
Jul 4, 2016 • 64 min
Happy Birthday, America! We got you another episode, but you have to share it with everyone. Also, you should not enjoy the last 10 minutes at a family bar-b-q without headphones. It gets pretty blue America! Enjoy! Suggested talking points: Joey’s…
309: Here Comes Ray Donovan
Jun 28, 2016 • 63 min
Our RSS news feed is an absolute garbage pile right now, so we spent most of this episode talking about the one shining, brilliant light in the darkness: Ray Donovan. Welcome back, Ray: You’re here right when we needed you most. Suggested talking…
308: Burgertrees
Jun 20, 2016 • 61 min
We’re back after our post-live show recording hiatus, which explains why we spend the first, oh, six minutes of this podcast just saying the word “Daddies” over and over again. Celebrate some dads with us! All those good daddies. Suggested talking…
307: Face 2 Face: Would You Rather DeVito?
Jun 13, 2016 • 68 min
We’re coming to you live from the Playstation Theatre in New York, NY! We assume that you, like our live audience, are “horny for this”! Along with being a great episode, it features a big announcement and special guest John Hodgman with a very…
306: Face 2 Face: Foggy Bottoms
Jun 7, 2016 • 66 min
Here’s a live performance from The Lincoln Theatre, in beautiful, humid Washington D.C.! Join us for a lengthy discussion on soupy gooses, a perplexing audience question about random acts of tap shoes and, of course, the live debut of MUNCH SQUAD.
305: Bubble Jug Life
May 30, 2016 • 68 min
We’re bringing back the world’s most unsavory gum with a little prodding from Twitter. There’s other stuff too, but if we can accomplish the first one, it’ll be a good podcast’s work done. Suggested Talking Points: Bubble Juggalos, MUNCH SQUAD,…
304: Chicken Soup for Boys
May 23, 2016 • 60 min
This episode’s just full of heapin’ helpin’s of that good old down-home wisdom — the kind that just warms up yer bones and renews your spirit, right when you need it. It’s sagely as heck. Dig on into a plateful of grateful. Suggested talking points:…
303: Toot Me to Cabo
May 16, 2016 • 62 min
We’re excited to announce that we are going to win next year’s Eurovision Song Contest! Our triumph is written in the stars. Our plan of attack is undefeatable: Opulent Gowns, Key Changes and So, So Much Spinning. Prepare to be DAZZLED. Suggested…
302: Honkin’ on Bruno
May 9, 2016 • 61 min
This may be a difficult transition for y’all, but we need you to scoop up all your old DVDs of Kung Fu Panda 3, and throw them right into the incinerator. We’re on to Captain America: Civil War-Watch, y’all. Suggested talking points: Civil War Watch,…
301: The Pirate King
May 2, 2016 • 62 min
Here it is, our first episode of MBMBaM Vol. 2. What’s different in this bold new chapter of our podcast? Viiirrtuuaallllyyyyy noooothiiiiiing. Suggested talking points: Twitter Defense Force, Frutopia Curse, Dunk Etiquette, Dog Park Visitor, Buried…
300: The Three Hundredth One
Apr 25, 2016 • 68 min
Thanks, gang. Suggested talking points: The Clowns, Frutopia Key Party, The Five Hardest Tricks, Hot Tub Invitations, Pilot Dreams, Nude Art, Raffi Curses
299: The Shorting Hat
Apr 18, 2016 • 61 min
This is it: The end of an era. In this episode, we put the opening chapter of the MBMBaM experience behind us. Join us for a deep gaze into the TIME PORTAL, where all possible podcast futures will be revealed. Suggested talking points: The End of…
298: The Impossible Joke
Apr 12, 2016 • 62 min
We’re ramping up to our 300th Episode Extravaganza in the only way we know how: By releasing this episode late, and spending a whooooole lot of it talking about Randy Quaid and Mario Lopez. Suggested talking points: An Embarrassment of Quaids, Hyper…
297: Justin Wide
Apr 4, 2016 • 61 min
Happy belated April Fools’ Day everyone! That’s when we recorded this episode, and hoo boy, apparently our prank on you is that we have prepared an episode that discusses, to an obsessive degree, Julias Caesar’s ancient gastrointestinal…
296: Shower Boys
Mar 28, 2016 • 57 min
THANKS FOR THE MONEY CHUMPS. You thought all that was going to help support the podcast you’re about to listen to? No way - we just needed some seed money to launch our heart’s true passion: A Podcast about renovating people’s showers against their…
295: Goofbusters II
Mar 21, 2016 • 79 min
It’s the second week of the MaxFunDrive, and our second week of reviving some of your favorite classic bits from MBMBaMs past. One small problem: We kind of ran out of bits. We’re getting more conceptual this time around, meaning: It’s time for some…
294: Goofbusters
Mar 14, 2016 • 77 min
AWWWW DUNK. It’s MaxFunDrive time! We’re kicking off a two-week celebration of your generosity with this an episode that’s just, like, chock-full of pandering. By which we mean we revive all of our classic bits, some of which were dead for very good…
293: Dark Ages Teen Life
Mar 7, 2016 • 62 min
After a rocky, inscrutable start, this episode starts to tackle some heady subjects. Like, for instance, whether or not it’s possible to cook and safely consume dorm furniture. Also, how sick it would be to kick it in the 11th century. Suggested…
292: Remain on the Smooth Tip
Feb 29, 2016 • 69 min
H-hey, you guys are cool with us talking about Fuller House for a hot minute, right? Because, holy chalupas, do we have some hot-ass takes up in this episode. Suggested talking points: The Gibbler Shed, Young Love, Underwear Voice, Gildo, Birthday…
291: Most Likely to Boat
Feb 22, 2016 • 57 min
Bliss Delight returns to the studio after a few weeks spent traveling the Ethersphere and kicking it on Earth Jr. for a bit. We’ve only got about an hour of studio time before the next metamorphosis, so let’s get this thing on wax. Suggested talking…
290: Kung Fu Panda 3 Watch
Feb 16, 2016 • 56 min
Everybody said it would never happen — that America hadn’t done anything good enough to deserve a third installment in the Kung Fu Panda saga. And they’re all right: We don’ t deserve Kung Fu Panda 3, but we got it anyway. And because of this gift,…
289: Ben Stiller’s Museum Nights
Feb 8, 2016 • 55 min
Welcome, all, to our most fanciful episode yet! It’s got everything: Extremely wrong-headed Super Bowl predictions, Travis’ mushroom-tainted movie memories and a brief lesson on Mogwai rights. Come with us on a three-way mind voyage! Suggested…
288: Shuriken Dip
Feb 1, 2016 • 61 min
We’re glad that the subject matters addressed in this episode are coming at this point in our careers, because we’re not sure we would have been equipped to handle them four years ago. Like: Sleep Jeans? SLEEP JEANS? JEANS FOR SLEEPING? Suggested…
287: Glistening Fishlifters
Jan 25, 2016 • 57 min
It’s really hard for the three of us to get together and record a solid hour-or-so of comedy audio without our robotic assistants barging into the studio. We apologize for their automated, synthetic rudeness. Suggested talking points: ASMR Prep,…
286: Coyotes Ate Our Dad
Jan 19, 2016 • 57 min
Listen, it’s our own fault, really. We teased that coyote with the promise of warmth and familial love, which are a coyote’s two most favorite things. Feeding him that sweet ‘ched probably didn’t help things, either. Suggested talking points: Bliss…
285: Home Alone 0: Blood in the Snow
Jan 11, 2016 • 55 min
There’s a lot more to the Home Alone series than slapstick home defense and Tim Curry’s pronunciation of the word “pizza.” Like, a lot more. Some dark stuff, too — and it all exists within the confines of Justin’s pseudo-canonical thriller…
284: Hope and Slime
Jan 4, 2016 • 59 min
We’re kicking off 20-Fixteen: Building Bridges by providing bespoke advice for some very specific groups of people: Former members of ska bands, grandma pill vendors, sleepyheads and the 12 slimy duplicates of Michael Jordan. All of you: You’re…
283: Building Bridges
Dec 30, 2015 • 51 min
Friends: The Con is Off. Finish the last, intricately planned steps of your grift by 11:59 p.m. tomorrow, because your devious ways aren’t exactly going to mesh with next year’s theme. Suggested talking points: The Naming of 2016, Letter Licking,…
282: Candlenights 2015
Dec 22, 2015 • 74 min
A joyous Candlenights to you and yours! Here’s our live episode from our beautiful hometown of Huntington, WV. It’s got everything you need to boost your holiday spirits: Carolers, good cheer and a deep, deep dive into fetishizing…
281: Sisterball of the Dribbling Shorts
Dec 14, 2015 • 59 min
The metamorphosis has begun. Come all, and bear witness to our rebirth into a new world — a world full of hoops, dunks and wonder. Come, luxuriate in our basketball fantasies. Suggested talking points: Basketball Fantasies, Bubble Gum Adventures,…
280: Great Job
Dec 7, 2015 • 57 min
This week, we very casually, almost off-handedly change the automotive industry forever. We just like, drop this earth-shattering car innovation like, no big deal, free of charge. Suggested talking points: Quantum Candlenights, Extreme Dad Hobbies,…
279: Sad Cabbage Boy’s Candy Contest
Nov 30, 2015 • 59 min
We are absolutely, undeniably on that Christmas Creep — but who’s gonna be the lucky individual who gets to reverse-burglarize our homes this December the 25th? Find out in our exciting, fresh new reality series. Suggested talking points: Cyber…
278: The Gushie Tapes
Nov 24, 2015 • 65 min
We think that we’ve got our finger on the pulse of the wants and needs our audience has for the show. At least, we hope we do, because we took a good look at y’all and said, “This, this is an audience that wants to hear us argue about horses in…
277: The Taz Rebellion
Nov 16, 2015 • 54 min
Though it may be Monday the 16th when this is released, it was recorded on the spookiest day… Friday! So much energy built up for the weekend! What could happen?! Plus, CORN! Suggested talking points: Darkwing Disappointment, Red Hair for a Spell,…
276: Luda Tells It Best
Nov 10, 2015 • 57 min
Sorry this one’s a bit late, but the first few minutes should shed some light onto the circumstances that kept you waiting. Um … if you’re not into DIGESTIVE BODY HORROR, maybe skip those few minutes, and take our word for it. Suggested talking…
275: The Podcast Krampus
Nov 2, 2015 • 59 min
The Podcast Krampus done got us again, but good. We lost half an episode to his insatiable maw, but we managed to produce another half-episode to make up for it. Better luck next time, Podcast Krampus, you absolute dingleberry. Suggested talking…
274: The Najimy Museum
Oct 26, 2015 • 61 min
This episode is the spookpocalypse. You can listen to it if you want, but we can’t be held responsible for the frights, chills and spills that come next. We will tap into fear-centers that you didn’t even know you had up in your…
273: Smizing Through the Tears
Oct 19, 2015 • 66 min
We have nothing, now, Tyra. You have taken everything from us. Are you happy? Was this the endgame, the whole time? We will never know happiness again, Tyra. We have nothing. Suggested talking points: ANTM Memorial Clip Show, Profile Palette…
272: Dr. Strings
Oct 12, 2015 • 59 min
We’re so excited to be back in the MBMBaM saddle, but before we get started with the goofs, we want to talk to you about an exciting cosmetic business opportutnity. Tell us, how skilled are you at working that hallway like a runway? Suggested talking…
Presents: The Great Switcheroo of 2015
Oct 5, 2015 • 72 min
Oh no! All the hosts of all the podcasts on Maximum Fun done got ate up by a twister, and ended up landing in each other’s podcasts this week! We didn’t let inclement weather slow us down, though — we’re just going to go on ahead and do the podcasts…
271: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 82 - 91
Sep 28, 2015 • 66 min
This week, Middlest Brother Travis is flying solo so it’s time once again for another Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best! We’ve got some real humdingers in here including Dworp, Forever Pope, Cake Boss and a bunch more!…
270: The Juice Will Flow
Sep 23, 2015 • 61 min
Wake us up when September ends, y’all. We’ve gone done overbooked ourselves a bit, leading to the careful crafting of this dog-tired episode. It gets a bit bleak at times, but just keep on chewing. We’ll get through this thing together! Suggested…
269: Face 2 Face: Loose Gravy
Sep 14, 2015 • 66 min
In our first-ever international performance, we give the fine denizens of Vancouver our very best. We also detail the many, many ways that we’ve screwed up the baseline level stuff you need to know to be in Canada, because we are idiot children.
268: Hot Boiled Beans and Bacon
Sep 7, 2015 • 59 min
Take up your enchanted blade and wooden boxing gloves, and come with us on a dangerous voyage into the untouched corners of the internet. We can’t guarantee your safety, but we can guarantee your horror. Suggested talking points: ANTM Talk,…
267: Face 2 Face: Target Conditioning
Sep 2, 2015 • 65 min
We’re back from the damp but loving embrace of the Pacific Northwest! Here’s our Seattle show, which was a real hullabaloo, I tell you what.
266: Pizza Is Illegal in Tennessee
Aug 24, 2015 • 65 min
Multi-platinum, GRAMMY-nominated singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen will release her new album, E·MO·TION via Schoolboy Records/Interscope on August 21st in the U.S. The album will be available for pre-order from all retailers beginning…
265: The Ballad of Tit Liquid
Aug 19, 2015 • 57 min
We’ll be the first ones to admit that the title of this episode is pretty unpleasing to the senses. But you need to listen to it, because it’s also our most franchisable episode to date, and you don’t want to get left behind. Suggested…
264: Expecto Punchtronum
Aug 10, 2015 • 60 min
Do you all remember where you were when, on your 11th birthday, you were informed of your pugilistic destiny? We remember it like it was yesterday, because we are TIME WARLOCKS. Suggested talking points: War Chips, The Frood, Dad’s Fingers,…
263: Prank House
Aug 3, 2015 • 63 min
What do you get when you take one of Hollywood’s most beloved pranksters and force him to live with one of Hollywood’s most phantasmal pranksters? You get the latest gem in the USA Network roster. Suggested talking points: Back to School,…
262: Where Everybody Flies a Plane
Jul 28, 2015 • 53 min
Apologies in advance: We recorded this episode in a hurry, thanks to some chaotic McElroy family travel adventures — as a result, Travis recorded with the wrong mic. Now, as for the 10 minutes of vamping on the theme song for Wings: We have no excuse…
The McElroy Family Fun Hour Brought to You by Totino’s
Jul 22, 2015 • 44 min
After a long day of toiling for Mr. Bossman, there’s one name in the world of entertainment you can count on to chase away the blues: McELROY! The world’s favorite chuckle brothers are back with some of their dearest friends with an all new special…
261: Island Boy Begins
Jul 20, 2015 • 60 min
Justin’s back from his beach time sabbatical — or is he? Like, his body is here. We can see his body. But his mind? His spirit? Those are still nibblin’ on that sponge cake, mon. Suggested talking points: Island Time, Art Appreciation,…
260: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 72 - 81
Jul 13, 2015 • 75 min
With the J-Man living in Island Time, we’ve gone back to the future - and then past again I guess? - to dig up some of our favorite goofs and pranks from the early years of our show. You better watch out, because Crocoswine’s a-coming. 3:20 -…
259: Birthday Surprise Hole
Jul 6, 2015 • 68 min
So, look. Here’s the thing. We prepped all our questions for this episode, but about 10 minutes in, we realized that we just weren’t going to do them. So, in this bizarre installment of MBMBaM, we share advice that we wish we could have given our past…
258: OOH, MOMMY!
Jun 29, 2015 • 58 min
We started recording this episode moments after the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage, which made for some strangely earnest introductory banter. But don’t worry: Eventually we get to talking about Pizza Hut wizards. Suggested talking…
257: Swag Dads
Jun 22, 2015 • 56 min
Happy belated Father’s Day to you and yours! Assuming that you and yours are all dads, that is. If that’s the case — do you want to set up a super chill group hang for Swag Dads? We’ll take our answer off the air. Suggested talking points:…
256: Face 2 Face: I Made Some Horse Stamps in Potato Class.
Jun 15, 2015 • 59 min
We’re live once again from MaxFunCon 2015 in beautiful Lake Arrowhead! We and the audience enjoyed a nice leisurely Sunday morning show and now, you can too! Suggested Talking Points: Hangover Slot, Jumanji Day, Proposal Business, Condom Cache, Flesh…
255: Kangaroo Jack Blood
Jun 8, 2015 • 57 min
This week, we offer a treatise on modern critical thought, and how our cultural needs and desires have shifted as the critical process has become more democratized. Also, we go deep into Guy Fieri. Suggested talking points: On the Run,…
254: Dunkey
Jun 1, 2015 • 56 min
We had a really great run, America — or should we say America 1: Vanilla Edition — but it’s time to spice things up. It’s time to be reborn into something more beautiful, more powerful. It’s time to Do the Bartman. Suggested talking points:…
253: Bye-Bye Boy
May 26, 2015 • 55 min
Please, please, someone get us out of this contract. We are in a Hellscape of our own creation, from which we will never receive relief. Anyone. Please. Suggested talking points: On the Blob, Sock Farmer, Dew Time, Larry the Cable Curse,…
252: Face 2 Face: Sock Detectives
May 18, 2015 • 61 min
Here’s our final live show from our Midwest tour from earlier this year, which took place Easter Sunday at the Athenaeum in beautiful Chicago, IL. Can you solve the sock mystery before TIME RUNS OUT?
251: Cycle 2.0
May 11, 2015 • 56 min
We hope you enjoyed the format of the first 250 episodes of My Brother, My Brother and Me, because we just threw that format right in the garbage. Are you ready for the next generation of comedy-advice fusion? Suggested talking points: Chaz:…
250: The Best in the Biz
May 4, 2015 • 54 min
We’re done skipping the celebrations of our major podcast moments, like our five-year anniversary, or the hundredth time Justin did a Chilean Miners goof. Join us for a particularly introspective journey this week, and also for a frank discussion…
249: Toyota Bigraft
Apr 27, 2015 • 55 min
Can any of us really be sure that we’ve ever actually been on a boat? Really do a deep dive into your own nautical memories, and realize the horrifying truth. Boats are a lie. Suggested talking points: Blartwatch 2, Silent Lawnmowers,…
248: Face 2 Face: Bumblefoot
Apr 20, 2015 • 60 min
Here’s our live episode from Milwaukee, recorded earlier this month. You’ve probably heard of this episode, because it’s the one where everyone in the audience got married to each other. Enjoy listening to us lose our minds! Suggested talking…
247: Tangled Up in Carl
Apr 13, 2015 • 53 min
Please, while you’re listening to (and hopefully enjoying) this episode, spare a thought - a prayer, even - for Justin’s dry, dry mouth. He’s going through a lot right now, specifically with regards to his soda deficiency. Suggested talking…
246: Face 2 Face: Hot Beans
Apr 6, 2015 • 59 min
Here’s our live show from this past weekend in beautiful Minneapolis! We discussed a lot of important topics, made a lot of really great friends and absolutely, completely fell apart there, towards the end. Suggested talking points: Baby…
245: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 62-71
Mar 30, 2015 • 80 min
With Justin moving to an entirely new residence this week, we’ve compiled another best-of episode for you to reminisce over. Remember the good times? Remember Skulljockeying? Because, like, we don’t remember saying this stuff at all. 7:20 -…
244: Slimefoot
Mar 23, 2015 • 76 min
We’re wrapping up the MaxFunDrive the only way we know how: By talking about Garfield, urinal footwear and sexual reactions to The Flash. If that doesn’t deserve your hard-earned dollars, we don’t know what will. Suggested talking…
243: Lenny Kravitz Marinara Breast Milk
Mar 16, 2015 • 84 min
Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! This is our first of two pledge drive episodes, and it’s extra-long, meaning we have way more time to talk about haunted dolls and Travis’ unhealthy relationship with food. Also: Lenny Kravitz Marinara Breast…
242: In The Mouth of Mango
Mar 9, 2015 • 57 min
This is an episode you should really tell your friends about! Because, otherwise, in seven days, an otherworldly Ancient God will climb out of your podcasting platform of choice and pull you into a dimension of unimaginable horror. Suggested…
241: Foghorn LeZydeco
Mar 3, 2015 • 55 min
Sorry for the late episode! Griffin was on a long voyage to New Orleans, from whence he has returned a new, swampier man. He is, like the rest of us, in a prison of his own creation. Suggested talking points: Voodoo Donuts, Double Door…
240: Teen Google
Feb 23, 2015 • 57 min
We hope you’ve enjoyed our podcast, because during today’s episode, the three of us become too insanely rich to continue doing anything that could be considered “work.” It’s really hard to record a show when you’re making it rain 24/7 — the money…
239: Cheeseburger to Paradise
Feb 16, 2015 • 64 min
By listening to this episode of MBMBaM, you are contractually agreeing to allow us to become the masters of your sexual destiny. No need to e-sign anything. This is a one-way verbal agreement. Suggested talking points: Buttpunches, Amelia Bedelia…
238: Face 2 Face 11: No One Goes Home Alone
Feb 10, 2015 • 75 min
Live from the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery! Join us as we pitch projects to Tim Allen, discuss the sexual potential of Donny Osmond and hang out with our pal, Drew Davenport.
237: John Turturro Robot Watersports
Feb 2, 2015 • 67 min
Special guests, musical performances and at-length discussions about Transformers physiology? It’s a slam dunk episode this week, and it’s all waiting for you at Suggested talking points: Dan Jo, Handshake Substitute,…
236: Chobani Hell
Jan 26, 2015 • 59 min
What an emotional rollercoaster this episode is! From anger about Dude-spread, to inner peace about Wallace Shawn’s bedside manner, and then back to anger over Justin’s haunted dolls, and then even deeper anger about Beef Nugs, we explore every facet…
235: Audio Billboards
Jan 20, 2015 • 61 min
This is primo stuff! Tell me you’re getting this, Henry! Tell me those mics are hot! We’re leaving money on the table, Henry! You’re missing it! You’re missing it! Suggested talking points: Pizza Break, Pet Messes, Caterpillar Mysteries,…
234: The Legend of Cracker Barrel
Jan 12, 2015 • 64 min
We’d ask that you enjoy this episode, but thanks to the New Constitution of the Chill States, you don’t really have a choice. Be cool! C’mon. Niiiice. Suggested talking points: Farewell to Middle-earth, Heraldry, Pokepsychology, Supreme…
233: Bedtime Thank You
Jan 5, 2015 • 55 min
Happy New Year, everybody! We hope you enjoyed your holiday, because the time for wintery relaxation is over. We must all be diligent now, because The Con is On. Suggested talking points: Gems and Bonds, Mystery Tips, One-Quarter Murder,…
232: Rim Allen
Dec 29, 2014 • 51 min
We’re wrapping 20-Forward up RIGHT. Which is to say, we are forgetting the theme of the year completely, because honestly, we didn’t do a great job of fulfilling it. Ah, well - onward and upward, into The Grift! Suggested talking points: Face…
231: Candlenights 2014
Dec 22, 2014 • 86 min
Well, we’re here again with our family-friendly episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me, a celebration of our pan-religious, pan-sexual, personal pan holiday, Candlenights. This one was even more special because we recorded it live in Huntington, WV….
230: Chipocalypse
Dec 15, 2014 • 69 min
Next week, we’ll be doing our live Candlenights spectacular from our hometown of Huntington, WV — our cleanest episode of the year. That means this episode, we’re getting real dirty, which is uncomfortable for all of us, especially for special…
229: A Premium Swallow
Dec 8, 2014 • 59 min
Listen, we’ve already got the comedy-advice game on lockdown, so now we’re turning our attention toward new, potentially more lucrative dividends. Like, for instance, dad-based fantasy fiction. Suggested talking points: Brand Portfolio…
228: Sex Draculas
Dec 1, 2014 • 64 min
You can’t afford this Nana. I’m sorry - it’s just way out of your price range. But with patience, hard work and a little luck, we can turn this busted Nana into the Nana of your dreams! Believe in the brothers. Suggested talking points: Star…
227: Streaks on the China
Nov 24, 2014 • 56 min
We think we’ve dished out about all the advice that exists in this, the material plane. Come with us as we dive into new worlds, and explore the infinite possibilities of THE CRYSTAL REALM. Suggested talking points: Serial Pringles, Thank You Topaz,…
226: A Delicious Twistery
Nov 18, 2014 • 59 min
This week’s episode is brought to you by Nyquil. Also, Dayquil. The whole ‘quil family of products, really. Sorry we’re late! Suggested talking points: Cake Watch, Things on Your Things, Principal Ghosts, The Wear-Down, Forever Pee, Break-Up Rules,…
225: Jingle Defense Force
Nov 10, 2014 • 54 min
We’re officially on that Christmas Creep, but it looks like the road to this year’s festivities is going to be a bumpy one. It’s already taken our middlest brother from us - what will Hollywood take next? Suggested talking points: Jingle 2, Dusty…
224: Pubic Snakes
Nov 3, 2014 • 61 min
This episode isn’t exactly a Halloween Spooktacular, but that doesn’t mean it’s not terrifying. We dip into unconventional horrors, like flushing food down the toilet, as well as the intimate grooming habits of mythological creatures. Suggested…
223: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch. 46-61
Oct 27, 2014 • 95 min
With Griffin in Japan, we’ve generated yet another Best of collection for you, our beloved family. Also: New live show announcement! Suggested Talking Points: 5:03 — ThorWatch 2011 6:15 — Adult Teen Baby 8:39 — He’ll…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 222: The Rich Kids Camp
Oct 20, 2014 • 77 min
It’s a Max Fun Week special as we welcome John Hodgman to the program. He does an admirable, charitable job of pretending he knows who we are. Suggested Talking Points: A Fate Worse than Public Defication, Papa John Refuses to Grow, A Day Without…
221: Jareth Defense Tactics
Oct 13, 2014 • 66 min
The skills you learn in today’s episode may very well save your life. Sorry, not “skills” - “skill,” singular. That skill is, of course, urban contact juggling. Suggested talking points: Hatsune Miku, Greeting Card Resale Market, Saving the Store, A…
220: Pissbeards and Pooh Corner
Oct 6, 2014 • 60 min
Nothing is sacred, nothing is safe. Farm animals: You’re done. Goldblum: So sorry. Kenny Loggins’ most sensitive works: Toast. We’re sorry for us. Suggested talking points: Spooks Not Goofs, Sexual Jeapordy, Clip the Chip, Superfriends, Richard Gere…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 219: Pizza Delivery Clone
Sep 29, 2014 • 63 min
Travis is recording from a hotel in Norman, OK, as he makes his big move to Hollywood. Enjoy this episode, because it’s the last one before he goes all Big Time on us. Suggested talking points: NCIS: Norman, Parking Malarkey, Rewriting Good Burger,…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 218: Kelly Rrrrrrripa
Sep 22, 2014 • 66 min
Here comes another genuine McElroy smoke stunt! We’re doing so many cool things with drugs over here! You’ll never guess what kind of stunts we can do with these kind nugs! Suggested Talking Points: Summer of Taco Necks, Daddy’s Pasta Hour, 4 Lyfe…
217: Clippy Lovemaking Tips
Sep 15, 2014 • 52 min
Come for the erudite discussion of games industry acquisitions and mergers, stay for the discussion of undergarment oversaturation. Suggested talking points: GamerTalk, The Law, Memory Foam Remembers, Seeds of Pants, Caesar’s Revenge, Weird Ask Jeeves
216: Under the Crust
Sep 8, 2014 • 57 min
Get ready for a master class in sports acumen and real-life football cheat codes with your Sunday Night Buddies, the McElroy brothers!!! Suggested talking points: EGOFFT, Work Cuss, Extreme Braces, Minkus Maintenance, James Johnson’s, Hot and/or…
215: Glass Shark
Sep 2, 2014 • 56 min
We’re back! And better than ever! Arguably. Well, okay; we’re batting about average. Well, maybe Justin’s a little rusty, and Griffin’s a bit down, and maybe Travis recorded using an old-timey gramophone. But still - we’re back! Suggested talking…
214: Face 2 Face X: Craigslist Croutons
Aug 25, 2014 • 82 min
We did this live show in Los Angeles a few months ago, but that just means the goofs have ripened and fermented for peak flavor. We’ll be back with your regularly scheduled fraternal advice next week! Suggested talking points: Fancy, Shumwaying, Sexy…
MBMBaM: The Adventure Zone
Aug 18, 2014 • 118 min
Okay, so. Justin’s on paternity leave. (Yay, Justin!) That means we’re going to be doing some … experimental stuff up in MBMBaM. Like, for instance, instead of doing the whole advice thing, we played Dungeons and Dragons and recorded it. Suggested…
213: Flavorizer Overload
Aug 11, 2014 • 57 min
Throw on a pot of gumbo and crank up the Flavorizers, because this episode came to play. Suggested talking points: Drumgate, Auntie Lame, Pee Dance, Roommate Auction, Squirt Magic Squirt, Comic Retirement, Dilbertverse, The Jimmy Buffett Criterion…
212: Turn Downton for What
Aug 5, 2014 • 56 min
“Hello, I’m Laura Linney, and you’re watching Masterpiece Classic. Smoke weed every day.” Suggested talking points: Guardianswatch, Love and Pathfinder, Octodad’s Revenge, Reunion Woes, Sniffle Rage, Mr. Whippy Roleplay, No-Scope Pee Shot,…
211: Mrs. Doubtfire 2
Jul 28, 2014 • 61 min
Has anyone ever noticed how Mark and Mrs. Doubtfire 2: The Person are never in the same room at the same time? I think something fishy might be going on. Suggested talking points: A Wondrous Opportunity, Cheezy Steve’s, A Taste For Brando,…
210: Yippee Ki-yay, Holy Father
Jul 21, 2014 • 67 min
We’re delighted to welcome author, goat-nurturer and all-around swell human being Elizabeth Gilbert to the show this week. Join us for an erudite discussion on creativity, followed by an even more erudite discussion of Mecha-Alan Rickman’s battle…
209: BurgerTime 4: Ketchup
Jul 14, 2014 • 71 min
It’s been a while since we’ve had film-franchise-fever, but the phenomenon is back in a big, big way. Let’s just say our latest fascination has us going … crazy. For gorillas, we mean. Suggested talking points: Ape Fever, Bottle City…
208: Face 2 Face 9: Grunt Art
Jul 7, 2014 • 61 min
Here it is: The last show of our three-show set from the People’s Improv Theater in New York City. Apologies again about the audio, and double, super apologies for all the talk about knuckle-penises.
207: Thank Travis for Travis
Jun 30, 2014 • 64 min
In this very special episode of MBMBaM, Justin is sky high on post-wisdom-tooth-removal opiates, and Travis writes a hymn about himself. Suggested talking points: Getting Lyfted, Welcome to McDonalds, Nude Rumspringa, TV Greed, The Ballad of Pizza…
206: Hodor Hoarders
Jun 23, 2014 • 63 min
Happy Solstice, everybody! Oh, don’t worry - we definitely know what the solstice is. And like, its significance, and its observations and … just like, all the things about the solstice. Suggested talking points: Solstice, Pump Island, Marry…
205: Face 2 Face 8: Wedding Stiffness
Jun 16, 2014 • 59 min
This is the second of our three-show set at the People’s Improv Theater in beautiful New York, New York. Thanks to everyone who came out!
204: Bait Kids
Jun 9, 2014 • 79 min
This episode now has the voice of John Roderick (of The Long Winters fame) at the beginning, middle and end, making it by far our most Roderick-ian episode yet. Suggested talking points: Jim Tendo, Causal Busting, Narc Club, Yoritos, Vermont…
203: Upper Montana
Jun 2, 2014 • 58 min
Six nipples, two bodies, one bed. Aw, don’t fret none about it, buddy. That’s just the algebra of love. Carry the three. Solve for sex. Suggested talking points: Nonnee Kisses, One Mo’ Again, Elevator Fetish, Booth Sides, Tuba Lessons, Shitty…
202: Face 2 Face 7: Big Snapple
May 28, 2014 • 59 min
And here it is: The first of our three-show set at the People’s Improv Theater in New York City. Thanks to everyone who came out, and to those who tried but couldn’t. It’s the thought that counts!
201: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best Ch: 31-45
May 19, 2014 • 74 min
We’re back with another round up of our “best” bits from the early years. 15 hours of show condensed to an hour of worthwhile material! That’s a bargain. Also, get all the details on our upcoming LA show! Suggested Talking Points: Big Bad…
200: The Two-Hundredth One
May 12, 2014 • 63 min
Gang, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You’re the wind beneath our wings, and also the wings themselves. You’re also the rest of the plane, or the bird, depending on what kind of wings we’re talking about, here. Suggested talking…
199: Cool Pee Book
May 5, 2014 • 62 min
This episode features a higher-than-average amount of discussion of today’s hit television shows, like Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Family Matters. Did you guys know Family Matters lost its GD mind there, towards the end? Because it did, in a big, big…
198: The Soul Furnace
May 1, 2014 • 57 min
Sorry so late! Sorry so sloppy. Love you like a sister. Suggested talking points: April Flowers, Clooney Patreon, The Littlest Detective, New Swears, Gorilla vs. Lion, Jesus Comedy Clinic, Caesar’s Last Breath
197: Number the Veins
Apr 21, 2014 • 56 min
Do you know how much we love you? We love you enough to get interested in what you’re interested in, assuming that you’re interested in Applebee’s gift cards, because that’s really about as far as we’re willing to go. Suggested talking…
196: An Old, Rotten Boat
Apr 14, 2014 • 62 min
This episode pivots like a world champion boxer, changing effortlessly between subjects like credit tips and Sam Elliott’s favorite full-motion video games. It’s all finance tips, finance tips, finance tips and then BOOM — a deep dive into Double…
195: Bod God
Apr 7, 2014 • 63 min
We know you’re probably plum tuckered after the harrowing events of last night’s Wrestlemania, which we can all agree was some full-blown BS. As you lick your Brock Lesnar-borne wounds (gross, don’t do that), come relax to the chill vibes of our…
194: Popeye’s Daedalus Protocol
Mar 31, 2014 • 59 min
Thanks for helping us blow MaxFunDrive 2014 out of the water, everyone! For your donations and support, we have rewarded you with an episode rich in discusson of toilet sounds. Suggested talking points: Prank of the Century, Merch Prison,…
193: Journey to the Center of the Bear
Mar 24, 2014 • 90 min
What a multimedia extravaganza this episode is: It’s our second bonus-length MaxFunDrive 2014 episode, it features an extensive discussion about musical theater with a new guestspert, and it has three part harmonies about ghost…
192: Long Bums
Mar 17, 2014 • 80 min
Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! Make sure you don’t talk while listening to today’s episode, or else we’ll eat the fingers right off your hands. Suggested talking points: Goof Taxman, Goofy Movie Free Association Jazz, Wedding Face, TV Talking,…
191: Married to the Mice King
Mar 10, 2014 • 59 min
Justin has a bit in this episode that very nearly killed Griffin. Suggested talking points: Armadillo Stomp, Little Darwin, Fish Surplus, Majority Eviction, Sibling Slurpees, Digital Video Didgeridoo
190: Pastamization
Mar 3, 2014 • 51 min
This week features a very special guest: Sick Travis. He’s filling in for regular Travis, who’s out sick. You might know Sick Travis from his work on the hit podcast My Sick Brother, My Brother and Me, and also from Home Improvement, where he played a…
189: Sex Toy Story
Feb 24, 2014 • 62 min
Hope you’re having a great Monday, everyone! On the off chance that you aren’t, we’re here to boost your spirits with talk of inevitable death, Christmas shoes and then, for good measure, we ruin a Pixar classic. Suggested talking points:…
188: Holler Smarts
Feb 19, 2014 • 58 min
Apologies for the tardiness of this episode: Griffin was suffering from a hat trick of debilitating ailments, which are detailed in the first few harrowing minutes of the show. Suggested talking points: Kissing Oil, Hair Toys, Toby Keith’s…
187: Yu-Gi-Oh Barber Shop
Feb 10, 2014 • 60 min
This week, the brothers welcome their very first guestspert to the program: Cameron Esposito, who increases the show’s normal amount of Macklemore-based discussion by roughly 900 percent. Suggested talking points: Cool Runnings 2: The Bone…
186: Nipple Aesthetics
Feb 3, 2014 • 62 min
This episode finds you, the wasteland survivors, after the ravages of the Big Game have already — excuse the pun — toucheddown. We pray you took the necessary precautions, and that our transmission might bring you some comfort in these trying…
185: Draining a Niner
Jan 27, 2014 • 57 min
This Child Star Turned His Body Into Hot Dogs For Griffin to Eat. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next. Suggested talking points: The Grammies, Jack Big Buttonitis, Guy Fieri Family Hour, Jack in the Box, JTT Hot Dogs, A Series of Airlocks,…
184: YOLT
Jan 21, 2014 • 64 min
Just read those suggested talking points. Are you brave enough to face off against this episode? Gird your loins, because it goes off the rails in like, minute two, and it never really gets back on them. Suggested talking points: Yes And,…
183: C-3P-Oh Yeaaahhhhh
Jan 13, 2014 • 59 min
Heartfelt apologies about the audio quality on this week’s episode; Griffin’s mic was obviously hacked by some sort of anti-advice internet forum. Next week, he’ll make sure to ‘cast straight from the throatputer, which should prevent these kinds of…
182: Yogi the Stareater
Jan 6, 2014 • 62 min
This episode features a 25-minute-long argument about which bear is the most powerful bear. It’s a return to form, we guess? Which is kind of a sad statement about our form. Suggested talking points: Gravy Hose, Islands in the Marathon,…
181: Boycar
Dec 30, 2013 • 62 min
We sure hope you’ve been diligent in your dirt-digging, because 2013 is hours away from being behind us. Don’t be scared — we’re here to guide you through the new year with a new, highly brand-able slogan. Suggested talking points:…
180: Candlenights IV
Dec 24, 2013 • 61 min
It’s the most wonderful time of the year as the McElroys bring you their annual pan-faith, no cursing holiday spectacular. Share it with someone you love, share it with someone you want to unnerve, just share it. After all, it’s Candlenights.
179: Tuesdays with Luncho
Dec 15, 2013 • 55 min
Can you feel it? Can you fee-ee-eeeeel it? The warmth? The kindness? The magic of Candlenights has begun its wondrous machinations. Countdown, Mobile Birthday, Warped Tour, Two Travises for Christmas, Lopez Theft, The JNCO Collapse, Yahoo…
178: Freedom to Burger Out
Dec 2, 2013 • 63 min
We know we’re a bit late in telling you this, but the McElroy brothers are here for all your turkey-cooking advice needs. Step one: Visualize the turkey. See it in your mind’s eye. Taste it with your mind-mouth. Suggested talking points:…
177: Juicy Crust
Nov 26, 2013 • 61 min
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! We hope you remembered that Thanksgiving is this week, because we most certainly did not. Suggested talking points: London Vinegar, iPhone 63, Fleshy Mannequins, Purse Mystery, Subway Hacks, Double Ghosts, Undercover Fat…
176: Wizard Beard Decade
Nov 18, 2013 • 50 min
HOW DID WE GO A WEEK WITHOUT KICKING OFF THORWATCH 2013? Of all the times we have failed you — and boy, have there been many of those times — this is arguably our worst slip-up to date. Suggested Talking Points: Thorwatch 2013, Attorney…
175: Torsey
Nov 11, 2013 • 62 min
Happy birthday to all three brothers, because all three of them definitely have the same birthday, because really, what kind of parent would give two of their kids the same birthday and then leave the third one out in the cold? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE…
174: Starbucks Castle Doctrine
Nov 4, 2013 • 64 min
We’re back! All three of us are back! We had a rough patch there, but don’t worry — your podcast flow isn’t gonna be interrupted by any pesky wedding rituals for like, three weeks or so. Suggested talking points: Eatotron, The Ron Paul…
173: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best: Ch. 16 - 30
Oct 28, 2013 • 67 min
In the second part of our “Travis is on his honeymoon so we’re improvising” special, Justin and Griffin recount some of their favorite MBMBaM memories from the early days. Suggested talking points: Freak in the bedroll, dad stew, Fergimorphs,…
172: Juggalo Church Camp
Oct 14, 2013 • 50 min
Everything is pretty terrible at the moment. We’re not gonna sugarcoat it — it’s rough stuff. Come, friends, come and survive the looming end of days in this, our goof bunker. Suggested talking points: Downtown Confluence, Ham Denial,…
171: The Sweetin Furnace
Oct 10, 2013 • 45 min
Can we just think of Episode 171 as non-canonical? Maybe like, a part of the extended Brotherverse? Between Justin’s Tandy 12 and Travis recording inside of an enormous actor’s mouth, things are rough, tumble and raw. Suggested talking…
170: Land Before Time But After Pizza
Sep 30, 2013 • 54 min
Our celebration for the arrival of our Earth’s crispest, most autumnal season continues. Grab a pumpkin, a pile of leaves and a pint of cider, and join us as — Oh, man, that cider’s just full of leaves, now. Go ahead and toss that…
169: Mr. Sweats
Sep 23, 2013 • 63 min
Gather round, young ones, as we regale you with our prophesies of the coming equinox. Open wide your gullets, younglings. Yummy down on this Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Sate yourself on this Fruit Brute. Suggested talking points: Lost Boy Milk,…
168: I Say Wopato
Sep 16, 2013 • 53 min
We’ve got the biggest product announcement of the week for a product that is a phone but is also a tiny dead human. Also, we find a new former celebrity to inexplicably assault because we are broken inside. Suggested Talking Points: The Legend of…
167: Monday Morning Duffy
Sep 9, 2013 • 49 min
This week’s episode is a return to form for MBMBaM, as we explore in-depth the exploits of our favorite TGIF actors, and then talk about Pokemon for 15 straight minutes. (Pokemon is the new Horses/Ghosts.) Suggested talking points: Terrible…
166: Boys in the House
Sep 3, 2013 • 50 min
Fair warning: This week’s episode contains more esoteric references than usual, so we’d recommend Wikipediaing the following subjects before wading in: A Boy and His Blob, Metal Gear, ANTM 2.0, Rick Moranis’ Poutine Addiction. (Also, apologies for the…
165: Johnny Billyseed
Aug 27, 2013 • 58 min
Now that all three of us are on North American soil - the sweetest, most fertile soil there is! - we’re back (a tad late) to share all the wisdom of our travels. There … there isn’t much. Suggested talking points: Turbotwerk, Dangerface,…
164: Gaperboy
Aug 19, 2013 • 52 min
On this week’s MBMBaM, Travis incepts a new mammal and we provide some unsolicited dancing tips. Also, we’ve been drinking, which we never do, but we did it this time, so you get to take that journey with us. Oh! Special guest question! Suggested…
163: The Smoochatorium
Aug 12, 2013 • 62 min
To those of you about to re-enter your educational instutions for another nine months of grueling brain-work: We salute you. We also provide you with a new episode of our podcast, to help get you through those long, sweaty study…
162: Mystery at the Petting Zoo
Aug 5, 2013 • 67 min
We’re rarely correct about most things on this podcast, but we’re not sure there’s ever been a single episode packed with so many un-truths as the one you’re about to listen to. We apologize to all Gluten-sensitive humans and leprosy-infused reindeer…
161: Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best: Ch. 1 - 13
Jul 29, 2013 • 62 min
Our erratic summer schedules made recording impossible this week, but don’t fret: We’ve compiled our favorite bits from the earliest episodes into a one-hour nugget for you to listen to instead. Come, relive the origins of dad-lips-kissing. Take a…
160: The Ballad of Dunkleman
Jul 22, 2013 • 60 min
We return, refreshed from a week of mixed drinks and dolphin kisses. This episode benefits from that refreshment, as we spend no small amount of time talking about dolphin kisses, which are probably the best kisses imaginable. Suggested…
159: Home Alone Castle Doctrine
Jul 8, 2013 • 60 min
We always ask that you share each new episode with a friend, but maybe don’t do that for this one if your friend works for the government. Let’s just say we’ve got a very special, very … manhunted guest. Suggested talking points: Shnowden,…
158: The Taco Nexus
Jul 1, 2013 • 62 min
Folks, we implore you, for the good of mankind, for the sake of your children and your children’s children, for the betterment of the entire world and all its inhabitants: Just tilt the taco. Suggested talking points: Patriotic Mash-Up, Snake…
157: Chris Sabones
Jun 24, 2013 • 53 min
We’re all about forgiveness, this week. Say some bogus stuff about your racist restaurant ideas? Name your child after a cardinal direction? Are you Dog the Bounty Hunter? Come home, prodigal children. Suggested talking points: Racist Rates,…
156: The Sound of One Hand Twerking
Jun 17, 2013 • 61 min
We’re sorry for missing last week’s episode, but we think you’ll agree that the show has improved with one week’s rest. Like, this week, we talk enthusiastically about horses. When was the last time we had the energy to do that? Suggested…
155: Face 2 Face 6: MaxFunCon 2013
Jun 4, 2013 • 64 min
Live, from MaxFunCon, it’s My Brother, My Brother and Me’s show-closing spectacular! Well, okay, it’s not live anymore. It was live on Sunday. Now … now it’s dead, we guess?
154: DDSM
May 28, 2013 • 63 min
Alternate titles for this week’s episode included “Hair Pee” and “Cool Dads and Bondage.” So, yes. Set those expectations high. Suggested talking points: Stuff Crazy People Should Know, High School Swag, Dad’s All That, Tummy Punch Love, Name…
153: God Made a Bridge Troll
May 20, 2013 • 52 min
Who will live? Who will die? Who will be betrayed? Whose terrible secrets will be revealed? Find out on this thrilling season finale of MBMBaM. And join us next week, for more, new MBMBaM. Suggested talking points: Sweeps, In Vino Punchitas,…
152: Heaton Up
May 13, 2013 • 58 min
This week, Justin announces that he’s ready to give the greatest Mother’s Day gift of all: The gift of life. He’s got a baby, in there. In that crazy womb of his. Suggested talking points: Junior Disease, Complaints, Genny Up, Patricia…
151: Orb is Horse
May 6, 2013 • 57 min
Can you guys even imagine how psyched we were for the Kentucky Derby? This is a day about honoring the best that horsekind has to offer. It’s about the cream of the crop among a species that is already cream of the animal crop. Yes,…
150: Wolf School
Apr 29, 2013 • 62 min
Halfway to 300! Thanks for sticking by us through all the years, gang. We appreciate your unswerving listenership, even when things got kind of hairy. Speaking of which, today we’re talking about Randy Quaid sex tips. Suggested talking…
149: Terminatored
Apr 22, 2013 • 56 min
Shhhhhhh. Yes, we did an episode this week. But, please, listen to it at a low volume. Some of us are trying to nap off an all-day drunk. Like, most of us. Two out of three of us. Suggested talking points: Coors is Cool, Company Ink, Cyble,…
148: The Best Part of Waking Up
Apr 15, 2013 • 59 min
This week’s episode features a WORLD EXCLUSIVE debut of a track off a highly anticipated album. Please do not rip it and put it on YouTube, or Spotify, or SoundCloud, or Google Buzz. Suggested talking points: Daft Punk Gerunds, Purest…
147: The Legend of Corn Cob Boy
Apr 8, 2013 • 76 min
Happy Week Two of Max Fun Drive 2013! Have you donated yet? If so, we’ll provide you with a special version of this episode, edited to remove all onomatopoeic egg sounds and Jaleel White impressions. Suggested talking points: MBMBMaM 3D IMAX…
146: Kenan By Way of Kel
Apr 1, 2013 • 75 min
It’s our first Max Fun Drive 2013 episode! We’ve got an extra long episode for you this week, featuring a showdown between the McElroys and their longtime rival-in-advice, Dan Savage. Four podcasters enter! All four leave, the best of…
145: Three’s Company High
Mar 26, 2013 • 64 min
Is this episode a day late? Yes. Is it a dollar short? Absolutely not. We’d say it’s a dollar richer, since we had an extra day to ruminate on your questions, providing even more potent measures of sweet, sweet wisdom. Suggested talking…
144: Kick it Forward
Mar 18, 2013 • 70 min
Coming to you live, from exactly one day ago, it’s My Brother, My Brother and Me: St. Patrick’s Day Edition! Are you wearing green? Don’t matter. This episode’s gonna pinch your sensibilities. Suggested talking points: A Fixer for the City,…
143: Daniel Day Nutchuckles
Mar 11, 2013 • 51 min
It may be Daylight Savings Time, but we wouldn’t recommend skipping this particular hour of comedy. Also, we are very tired, and are going back to bed. Enjoy the show. Suggested talking points: How Was the Dick For You?, A Falcon Attack at Your…
142: Tom Bosley Upskirts
Mar 5, 2013 • 54 min
They said it couldn’t be done! Who said it? We did. Because two-thirds of us were pretty sick all week, which makes recording a podcast (or sitting upright) a harrowing task. But we love you too much to quit. It’s our biggest fault. Suggested…
141: Dan the Man with the Flan Plan
Feb 25, 2013 • 57 min
We made a podcast for you! Sure, it’s got some rough edges, and is made of macaroni, and is not a podcast at all but rather a piece of macaroni art. But still, a LOT of love went into it. Suggested talking points: Favorite Oscars, Squatting,…
140: Hops for Pops
Feb 18, 2013 • 56 min
After a two-week absence which we assume was as horrifying for you as it was for us, we return with an episode chock-full of pope jokes and doin’ it humor. Sometimes in the same breath. It’s good to be back. Suggested talking points: Papal…
139: Minority Groundhog Report
Feb 4, 2013 • 58 min
Art thou brave enough to conquer the latest episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me? Dost thou possess the constitution to bear our sports references? Can you survive Justin’s truly horrific audio quality? You cannot. You have…
138: Under the Bottom
Jan 28, 2013 • 52 min
This episode of MBMBaM’s got all the hot comedy stunts you could ever hope to see: Comedy flips, joke jumps and bad impressions so sick that you’ll puke. So maybe don’t listen to it in public. Suggested talking points: Comedy X-Games, Casual…
137: Tangentz
Jan 21, 2013 • 61 min
Did you know that zinc can absolutely wreck you? Did you know that? Zinc will send you to the moon. You will know that by the end of this, our most chemically-altered episode to date. Buckle the hell up. Suggested talking points: Alex Jones…
136: Taken Babies
Jan 14, 2013 • 56 min
In what you could possibly consider to be a “Very Special Episode” of My Brother, My Brother and Me, we finally confess our irreversible addiction to nature’s funniest substance. Suggested talking points: Bill Cosby Jizz Coaching, Last Chance…
Jan 7, 2013 • 54 min
We apologize for the audio in this week’s episode — not because we all sound bad, but because Justin sounds so good that it makes the other two sound like chumps. Also, we talk about Wienerville for about ten minutes, which probably also constitutes…
134: Dukes Down, Dunks Up
Dec 31, 2012 • 62 min
We’re closing out this year with a thorough discussion of what Tom Hanks looks like down there, because we love you, and frankly, we think we’re spending a little too much time together. A little separation in 20-Bakers-Doz is just what the doctor…
133: Candlenights the IIIrd
Dec 17, 2012 • 59 min
As with past installments in our annual Candlenights spectacular, we’ve managed to talk to one another for an entire hour without cursing, so it’s good to share with the fam. Well, we actually cursed a lot. But we edited that out. Suggested…
132: iJolene
Dec 10, 2012 • 53 min
We’ve got one week until our Candlenights spectacular, an episode known for its cleanliness and familial accessibility. You know what that means? This week, we’re exclusively talkin’ ‘bout dicks. Suggested talking points: The Garden,…
131: Outliers
Dec 3, 2012 • 52 min
Justin learned the power of his own shirtless form, Travis read a whole book (without help!) and Griffin got engaged. It truly is an important week for our family’s growth and well-being. Suggested talking points: The Quintuple B, M’load,…
130: Holy Terror
Nov 26, 2012 • 49 min
Time to unpack your stockings and wreaths, or whatever the Candlenights equivalent of stockings and wreaths is: We officially on that Christmas Creep. Suggested talking points: Creepin’, Noseblind, Teenbaby, YOLO School, Large Marge, Lotion…
129: Krumping Across America
Nov 21, 2012 • 48 min
Happy Franksgiving! This week, we’re sharing our thankfulness for aggressive hip-hop dance moves, drugs for horses, and having sex with Craigslist. Suggested talking points: Praying Mantis, Horse Weed, Recovery Pop-Tart, Holy Krump, Pecan…
128: Y Tu Hermano Tambien
Nov 12, 2012 • 62 min
Sex and death are the two most powerful primal forces in life, friends, so it’s time we sit down and have a frank, overdue discussion about the two. Only, not at the same time. Because, gross. Suggested talking points: Gift Registry, Today…
127: UNK
Nov 5, 2012 • 61 min
You have a very, very important decision to make this week, friends: What kind of birthday presents should you get Justin and Travis? What do they deserve? What color goes best with their eyes? Suggested talking points: Kindling, Coffee…
126: Blast My Cache
Oct 29, 2012 • 60 min
Ya’ll ready to get SPOOKED? It’s like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark up in this piece, only way, way scarier, and way, way less Canadian. Suggested talking points: MBMBM, Ghost Realtor, EMF Reviews, The Elder Jeffert, Ghostholes,…
125: Tuggies
Oct 22, 2012 • 63 min
We know that this particular episode may seem directionless, even more so than the typical MBMBaM experience. To that criticism, we would respond: Not all who wander are lost. Yeah? Think about that, critic guy. Suggested talking points:…
124: This is Our Rumours
Oct 15, 2012 • 50 min
Happy Max Fun Day, everyone! To celebrate today’s most-special of holidays, we’ve created our most Fleetwood Mac-est episode yet. We just know you’re gonna love it. Suggested talking points: Second Hand News, Dreams, Never Going Back Again,…
123: Contraband Future Dildos
Oct 8, 2012 • 55 min
We suggest you take the proper precautionary measures to fend off the unseasonal chill that’s swept this country of ours. Maybe wrap yourself in a Sheetz quilt, or just let us whisper into your ears for 10 uninterrupted minutes. Suggested…
122: In Your Tarzan Boy
Oct 1, 2012 • 65 min
We put our hard-nosed political reporting skills to the test in this week’s episode, as we uncover one of the biggest voter fraud conspiracies in our nation’s history. We DEMAND justice. Suggested talking points: Rock the Vote or Die, What do…
121: Dyump
Sep 24, 2012 • 66 min
Ah, Fall. Smell the crisp autumn leaves and squash-scented candles. See the children, begrudgingly returning to school. Hear three brothers talk about the dark secrets of Juggalo Nation. Salty Chocolate, Gift of Gab, Horsebush, Da-a-a-ddy,…
120: Shuddering Ectoplasm
Sep 17, 2012 • 64 min
It is the grandest tradition of all time that, should a new Beverly Hills Chihuahua visit itself upon the world, MBMBaM shall celebrate its arrival. Come to us, brothers and sisters. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. Suggested Talking Points:…
119: Drop the Beat, Francis
Sep 10, 2012 • 57 min
Which football team has the best ball-runners? Which quarterback’s arm is the hottest? Which catcher’s got the stickiest hands? Who’s got the drive, the hunger for touchdowns? Tune in for our sage-like Fantasy Footbal Tips. Suggested talking…
118: Celebrity Dream Date
Sep 3, 2012 • 57 min
Just … just don’t eat while listening to this episode. Please? Suggested talking points: God Loves Pogs, Good Good Washer Boy, Exclusive Sneak Peek: How I Met Your Mother Finale, Wall Decor, Dyspepsia, Justin’s Ghost Tours, Kafkaesque
117: Romneycoladas
Aug 29, 2012 • 55 min
Summer’s coming to a close, but we’re still riding high aboard the SS MBMBaM. The boat drinks are flowing, we’ve got a no-limit charge card at Extreme Restraints and the Republicans are one step closer to realizing our nation’s long-held dream of…
116: Ritter Rider
Aug 21, 2012 • 53 min
Griffin has returned from beautiful Germany and his once luminescent innocence has been replaced by a gnarled core of schnitzel. This week, watch as older brothers Justin and Travis attempt to delve into his psyche and wrest the last spark of humanity…
115: Womenade
Aug 13, 2012 • 52 min
Hello, oldest brother Justin McElroy here. I’ve taken over posting duties from Griffin this week, but I don’t really know the things he normally writes. Does he just try to get you excited about it? Cause man, this episode … it’s got, you know,…
114: Roker Poker
Aug 6, 2012 • 68 min
Things get awfully real in this week’s episode. There’s really not a plethora of questions, actually: Just a few deep, deep dives into matters of the heart that will likely touch you. Right on the heart. Suggested talking points: Olympic…
113: Dolphin Jockey
Jul 23, 2012 • 59 min
People all over the world: Join hands. Start a love train. Now, throw this episode of MBMBaM into the firey engine of that train. Let us power your train until it pulls into Good-Time Station. Suggested talking points: Willard Defense Fund,…
112: The Channing Switcheroo
Jul 16, 2012 • 58 min
For this week’s episode, we suggest gathering all your loved ones in a room, and then running away from and locking that room, and then listening to the episode as far away from them as you can possibly get. Suggested talking points:…
111: Sacrilice
Jul 9, 2012 • 62 min
After a one-week forced sabbatical (thanks, derecho!), we’re back and wetter than ever, ready to dole out all manner of advice on subjects we know little to nothing about. Except for derecho survival. We’re basically experts on that,…
110: J.R. Junior Jr.
Jun 25, 2012 • 60 min
It’s so hot in the studio, gang. So, so hot. Logic and reason tend to leave the room as waves of molten hot air move in. It’s like our ability to keep it together was displaced by degrees. Suggested talking points: Brave Fever, Bugle Bones,…
109: Flapjack Nickelsack
Jun 18, 2012 • 66 min
In this episode, we try our darndest to humiliate our own father into submission, and have a surprisingly earnest discussion about the trials and tribulations of being as famous as we clearly are. Suggested talking points: Dad Tales, Between…
108: The Garfield Monstrosity
Jun 11, 2012 • 72 min
What dark forces could have possibly conspired to bring you this episode of MBMBaM? Jetlag likely played an important role, but some of the content is so heinous, Chtulhu’s intervention seems like the only likely cause. Suggested talking…
107: Face 2 Face 5
Jun 7, 2012 • 81 min
This episode probably sports our worst audio quality to date, which we apologize for. We figured that an episode that made it sound like we were screaming at you while covered in bees would be better than no episode at all.
106: Bicentennial Dad
May 28, 2012 • 60 min
Keep it locked to 104.3, WRVMBMBAM, for all your classic rock summer time jam needs. We’re cranking out the hits from your favorite rock gods, like Ratt, and also Yahoo Answers. Suggested talking points: Summer Rock Block, Flirty Fortune…
105: Daymare Pile of Watercolor Donors
May 21, 2012 • 59 min
Chuck! Chuck, it’s MBMBaM! Your cousin, MBMBaM? You know that new comedy advice podcast you’re looking for? Well, listen to this! Suggested talking points: Miners Part 3, Foreplexting, Jedi Bush, Askalate, Butt Problems, Geof & Ron…
104: I Hate You, Ron
May 14, 2012 • 56 min
It was a pretty momentous week, wasn’t it? We know you’re expecting to hear our erudite evaluation of recent events, but we can’t do that for you, because we’re not erudite, nor are we “news people.” Suggested talking points: Independence…
May 7, 2012 • 69 min
In a continued effort to synergize our product to its maximum potential, we’ve teamed up with The Avengers this week to bring you the super-est episode of MBMBaM yet. Just don’t forget, dear listeners: With terrible advice comes little to no…
102: The Placenta and the Bear
Apr 30, 2012 • 61 min
As you spend an hour with us this week, we ask you to reflect about all the hours you’ve spent with us, and then think about all the partying that you haven’t done yet, and then, just, wow, what are you doing? Suggested talking points:…
101: Sext Fiction
Apr 23, 2012 • 70 min
You thought we were going to call it quits after a hundred episodes? We’ll be honest — we considered it. But we managed to overcome our extreme exhaustion to bring you another episode chock-full of tangents and straight-up…
100: Reflectionz: A Look Back
Apr 16, 2012 • 112 min
It’s our hundredth episode, and it’s also our two-year anniversary. Are you prepared for the celebration? Are you in a place where you can mentally handle 112 minutes of goofing? Is your spirit prepared for all the check-ins from past advisees? We…
99: Plunger Practicalities
Apr 9, 2012 • 60 min
Looks like we’ve made it! Look how far we’ve come, our babies. MaxFunDrive 2012 was a raging success, and it’s all because you fine folks are so, so good to us. To thank you for your efforts, today’s episode is pretty nasty. Suggested talking…
98: Two til’ Tulsa
Apr 2, 2012 • 73 min
It’s our second, super long MaxFunDrive special! We’re celebrating by introducing our new Wrestlemania-themed podcast within a podcast, and by talking about which common household objects are dangerous for you to press your genitals…
97: Stevurkel
Mar 26, 2012 • 62 min
It’s the first part of our two-part Max Fun Drive extravaganza! Reach into them pockets, and pull out whatever’s in there, and then throw that away. We don’t want your change, folks. We want sky-high stacks of crisp American bills. Suggested…
96: Ven Conmigo a Jurassic Park
Mar 19, 2012 • 52 min
Ssh. Oh, man. You guys are going to have to keep it down this week. We’re feeling a little under the weather, which is to say, under the exorbitant number of St. Patrick’s Day beverages we consumed. Let’s just get through this one,…
95: Giamatti, Go!
Mar 13, 2012 • 61 min
It’s a week of highs and lows for the McElroy bros, ranging from tragic revelations about Golden Corral visits to how great it would be if famous Hollywood actors were actually Pokemon. Stuff it! Suggested talking points: The Sore Tooth, Bat Pelts,…
94: The Secrets of Dilbert
Mar 6, 2012 • 56 min
We know that you’d never be so bold as to ask us to talk about relevant events like college basketball championships — so we went ahead and fulfilled that request for you. We know, it’s like we share a single brain! Now, we’re going to make you think…
93: Dax is All
Feb 27, 2012 • 67 min
We can’t think of an episode that’s as timely and relevant as the one you’re about to listen to. Just in time for the Oscars, we’re bringing you some truly sage-like movie talk. Sadly, that movie came out in 2004, and was the worst thing…
92: Ten Thousand Throbs
Feb 20, 2012 • 55 min
Happy Presidents Day, everyone! Join us as we reflect upon the executive successes of administrations past, present and future, and also as we talk about which Presidents are the cutest. Suggested talking points: Prez Fight, Pinterest, Fly…
91: Feeding Frenzy
Feb 13, 2012 • 57 min
We appear to have forgotten that it’s Valentine’s Week, because this particular episode doesn’t include much actionable romantic advice. If only today were a holiday celebrating sword-based home security. Suggested talking points: The Death…
90: Dworp
Feb 6, 2012 • 69 min
It’s time for us genuine sportspeople to gather around and talk about the big game that we’re legally prohibited from talking about! How did we skirt around these restrictive broadcasting regulations, you ask? Well, we spent most of our time talking…
89: Grab the Merkin
Jan 30, 2012 • 54 min
We’re centering our chakras and aligning our voodoo power centers to bring you our most spiritual episode to date. Come, join us as we look not only into the problems of our dear listeners, but also, the maladies of the soul. Suggested…
88: The Lion, The Witch and the Boyskinz
Jan 23, 2012 • 47 min
My Brother, My Brother and Me 88: The Lion, The Witch and the Boyskinz We’re standing alongside our online brethren as we fight off the oppressive chokehold of internet-ruining federal legislation! If you don’t find this week’s episode…
87: A Murder of Uncles
Jan 16, 2012 • 60 min
Yes, we took an impromptu vacation last week, for which we’re eternally sorry. However, we come to you today as fully refreshed men, prepared to answer your queries and assail the internet-at-large with verbal and physical abuse. Come, beat up the…
86: Get It
Jan 2, 2012 • 56 min
It’s a new year, and a new you — and man, we really hope that the new you likes goofs about wieners, because we have them in spades. We’ve also got a little bit of warm encouragement to help you complete your resolutions, couched comfortably within…
85: Candlenights 2011 Special
Dec 26, 2011 • 55 min
It’s our second annual Candlenights special, and you know that means! Actually, you might not, since it’s only the second time we’ve done it. Oh, well, it means that we go the whole episode without dropping any profane language, so you can share it…
84: Face 2 Face 4: Sippin’ on Chillerz
Dec 19, 2011 • 56 min
It’s the second part of our recent live show double header in Austin, Texas. Don’t feel compelled to skip it if you already listened to the last one! It’s got entirely different questions, and also, we get significantly more tore-up on three-dollar…
83: Face 2 Face 3: Tokyo Drift
Dec 12, 2011 • 55 min
We’re live in Austin for the first part of our two-show comedy extravaganza. As it turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, and boy, does that include shame. Come, listen to our ill-conceived goofs and monkeyshines.
82: Fried Green Lockout
Dec 5, 2011 • 59 min
We’re trying awfully hard to hitch our caboose of comedy to the engine of holiday cheer, but it’s pretty difficult to do so when the world’s events try to bring us down at every turn. Today, we mourn the falling of a political titan. Join…
81: Pizza Roll Suicide
Nov 21, 2011 • 62 min
Happy week of Thanksgiving, everyone! In this episode, we discuss the many, many things on this Earth we’re grateful for, and offend the Pat Morita estate within the first 90 seconds or so. It’s a holiday show the whole family can enjoy, assuming they…
80: For and By Dummos
Nov 14, 2011 • 53 min
This week’s episode is a little late, because Griffin spent all weekend in New Orleans. On the plus side, he speaks with a cajun accent the whole time! On the minus side: It is incredibly offensive to everyone. Suggested talking points:…
79: Who Guginoed?
Nov 7, 2011 • 63 min
This week, the McElroy brothers are celebrating their own birthdays. All three of them. They were all born on the same day, because their parents would never do something so cruel as to leave one of them out of shared birthday…
78: Fly Me to Heaven, Kid Vid
Oct 31, 2011 • 61 min
It’s our super special Halloween Spooktacular, and you know what that means: We quickly forget that it’s Halloween, and start going off on tangents about high school boners and how cool Randy Jackson’s eyewear is. Pretty spooky,…
77: The Hole Shebang
Oct 24, 2011 • 59 min
Just one short week — well, okay, one normal-sized week — stands between us and Halloween. Are you ready, dear listeners? Have you assembled your costume? Planned your event calendar? Candied your corn? Don’t worry if you’ve fallen behind; we’ve got…
76: Food Versus Man
Oct 17, 2011 • 57 min
We’d like to take some time in this episode to apologize for all the straight-up erroneous garbage we’ve spouted in our previous dispatches. Of course, our apologies aren’t comprehensive — that would take the full hour — but we come as close as we…
75: Everbuddies
Oct 10, 2011 • 47 min
We were on a pretty tight timetable to get this particular episode out, so it may not be the feature-length epic you’ve been hoping for. Don’t blame us, blame the terrorists. (Also, the gourds.) Suggested talking points: Party Pupa,…
74: Hey Baby
Oct 3, 2011 • 58 min
Is your body prepared for the ravages of cold and flu season? Are you all stocked up on vitamins B, C, E and J? If not, you need to listen to this episode — it has all the nutrients your body craves. Suggested talking points: Contagion,…
73: Gooshing from the Johnson’s
Sep 26, 2011 • 56 min
On this day 18 years ago, the world of broadcasting was changed forever by the debut of one of television’s finest programs: Boy Meets World. Today, My Brother, My Brother and Me does its part to keep the fires of Cory, Topanga and Shawn alive and…
72: Propositions
Sep 19, 2011 • 52 min
This week’s episode is all about fresh experiences, like Travis’ new horrible segment, or the first Pumpkin Spice Latte after a year of not drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Out with the old, in with the new! (Actually, we’re keeping the…
71: Swaddling
Sep 12, 2011 • 64 min
We come to a consensus pretty late in this week’s episode that it is, against all odds, our yuckiest hour of programming to date. We suggest listening to it in a warm bath, so’s all the yuckiness from our mouth-words washes off…
70: Spit on a Dog
Sep 5, 2011 • 58 min
We hope you guys share our rampant fervor for Emmy season, because it’s basically all we’re talking about on this week’s episode. Actually, we start out the episode talking about it for like two minutes, and then never return to it again, which is…
69: Krumbelievable
Aug 29, 2011 • 60 min
We’re coming to you live (see: pre-recorded) from the Pacific Northwest, talking about all the important issues that saturate the worry centers of your brain. Like, for instance, are we having a pleasant time in the Pacific Northwest? How is its…
68: Never Stop Dancing
Aug 22, 2011 • 62 min
We realize that today’s going to be fairly rough on the more youthful portion of our audience, as they’ll be forced to march back to the confines of their educational prisons for nine more brutal months. We feel you, friends — and that’s why this…
67: Borrowed from a Horse
Aug 15, 2011 • 62 min
Look: You’re here, we’re here, let’s just get this thing done. Just a quick and dirty episode, fired straight from the hip, like guns are sometimes fired. By cowboys. Really, really hasty and inaccurate cowboys. Suggested talking…
66: Beaches: The Book of the Movie
Aug 8, 2011 • 64 min
Unless this show ends up going on until the end of recorded time, this, our 66th episode, is likely to be our most satanic installment ever. We heard from this cool dude we met at our local incense store that if you play it backwards, you can hear all…
65: Lady Zoo
Aug 1, 2011 • 60 min
Let’s beat that summer heat together, friends, by staying out of the sun’s angry rays, and staying in the cool comfort of our loving advice. Come on in, partner. We’ve got central air, and ice-cold Diet Pepsis. Suggested talking points:…
64: Giant Scott Bakula
Jul 25, 2011 • 52 min
We took a brief breather from our tightly-regimented schedule of collecting Archie backissues and stalking Jon Favreau around the San Diego Comic-Con showfloor to break you off a slice of wisdom. Come, throw on your Spike Spiegel costume, and let’s…
63: R.I.P.B.E.P.
Jul 18, 2011 • 62 min
Do you guys remember the day the music died? We certainly do, because that day was last week, and also because we have super good memories. We’re all up on that Ginkgo Biloba tip. suggested talking points: The Meaning of Creed, Dale…
62: My Dark Twisted Pretzel Fantasy
Jul 11, 2011 • 51 min
Instead of accepting and moving on from the fact that we missed last week’s show to celebrate our freedom and heritage, we’re just going to make-pretend that it’s still last week. Which we’re going to have to do every week until the end of time, we…
61: Steak’em and Tubes
Jun 27, 2011 • 66 min
There a lot of important, history-making events going on around this big, blue world of ours, and we’ll be entirely damned if we’re going to talk about any of them. No, instead we’re talking about much more topical things, like if the Matrix…
60: Discretion for Miles
Jun 20, 2011 • 61 min
We’ve wished our father a Happy Father’s Day the only way we know how: By making him proud of the things we say in our audio podcast. We probably should have asked him whether discussions about Hitler’s ghost are the kind of thing that made…
59: Real Talk Live: Face 2 Face 2
Jun 13, 2011 • 66 min
More real. More talk. More live. We took to the stage at the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company — which is in Cincinnati, you might have guessed — to do our second live show ever. Come, share in the yuks! Also, the animosity.
58: Manifest Goodburger
Jun 6, 2011 • 55 min
Hey, you made it! We were getting worried. Some of the guys, they were like, “Oh, listener? They’re not gonna show.” And we were like, “No, man, you don’t know listener like we know listener. They’re good for it.” Suggested talking points:…
57: Batman: Generations
May 30, 2011 • 56 min
Illness, fatigue and supernatural forces attempted to derail our regular recording schedule, but you know what? Ain’t nothing gonna break-a our podcasting stride. Nobody gonna hold us down. Oh no! We’ve got to keep on advising. Suggested…
56: Wet Hugs
May 23, 2011 • 54 min
After recording in the comfort, safety and familiarity of our daddy’s house, we’ve returned once again to our respective Midwestern and Appalachian home bases. It’s sort of like that song “Country Roads, Take Me Home,” only … um, in…
55: Spaghettageddon
May 16, 2011 • 49 min
We did another episode together in the same room, sitting on the same couch. We’re very, very sorry about the slight dip in sound quality, but we do not apologize for the weird, weird things we say due to our proximity. See you guys at Pasta Party…
54: Thorwatch 2011
May 9, 2011 • 49 min
Hope you guys like Thor. We’re talking Thor. It’s basically all we’re about, now. Advice, and also Thor, and sometimes long-since-cancelled television crime dramas. But mostly, just the Thor, thanks. Suggested talking points: Loki Love,…
53: Doctor Jamilton
May 2, 2011 • 60 min
This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me comes to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. Also, courtesy of the Millwall Football Company, people who are naked all the time and an irrational anger towards Science and God. Suggested…
52: Ruggratz
Apr 25, 2011 • 53 min
We warn you: This particular episode is so chock-full of handy Easter tips, you’ll wish you could time travel back to yesterday or, rather, 364 days into the future, to a time where that kind of information would be even remotely relevant. Also, we…
51: Real Talk Live: Face 2 Face
Apr 20, 2011 • 31 min
It’s MBMBaM’s first live show ever — and man, what a way to start our on-stage career! Not because we did a particularly good job, but because we very nearly talked about child pornography for a few minutes. We grabbed that bull right by the horns,…
50: Forever a Whitford, Nary a Cooper
Apr 11, 2011 • 56 min
You guys have stuck with us through one year of monkeyshines, we’ve decided to reward you with a very, very special episode. What makes it so special, you ask? Its remarkable averageness. It took weeks of careful calculations, but we’ve managed to put…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 49: More Power
Apr 4, 2011 • 58 min
So, let’s get this out of the way from the get-go: It’s an odd episode. Justin’s rapping on death’s door, Travis is reading questions and Griffin is, as ever, high on peyote. We’re not saying you should skip it, but … well, let’s temper those…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 48: Math Blaster
Mar 28, 2011 • 52 min
After two weeks of terrifying change, we’ve managed to get the show back on its regular schedule. Though our brief tryst with Tuesday was exciting, we know that there are some folks out there who need a booster shot of wisdom to start off their…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 47: Sleeve It
Mar 22, 2011 • 52 min
Hey! You’re back. We’re back too, though some of us are still weary with the rigors of travel. That won’t keep us from wisdoming you, though. We are going to wisdom you like you’ve never been wisdomed before. Suggested talking points: Moon…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 46: Todd ‘N Tony Stew
Mar 15, 2011
On this week’s episode, we take a short victory lap for the successes and triumphs of the Maximum Fun Drive. Actually, we don’t take an actual lap, as we’re all pretty out of shape, and that would make for some pretty bad radio. Just know that when we…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 45: The Loom
Mar 7, 2011 • 64 min
It’s part two of our two-part, extra-super-long, unreasonably-and-needlessly-hyphenated MaxFunDrive special. Come, join us as we share all the wisdom we have left in our bodies. Just kidding! Our advice glands are as productive as ever. These bad boys…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 44: Chunk Pump
Feb 28, 2011 • 81 min
We hope you love unprecedentedly long episodes of podcasts, dearest friends, because that’s exactly what you’re getting — this here episode contains a plump 81 minutes of wisdom and joy. We also hope you love supporting extra-long advice podcasts,…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 43: A Horse Called Robbie
Feb 21, 2011 • 52 min
In this monster of an episode, we discuss important topics that affect the lives of everyday Joes and Janes like yourself. Heck, it might also affect ordinary Toms, Dicks, Harrys, Lucys, Moniques and Reginalds, too. We don’t know. They haven’t heard…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 42: Cracklin’ Mendes
Feb 14, 2011 • 53 min
Hey, the internet: Will you be our Valentine? We’d be really, really great at it. We promise to shower you with gifts, by which we mean “give you this one podcast, right now, for free.” Trust us, that’s way better than a selection from Kay — precious…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 41: Barry Fresh
Feb 7, 2011 • 57 min
This week’s episode may lack the level of sophistication you’ve become accustomed to from our humble internet radio program. We suggest you remove your cumberbund and monocle before listening, lest they rocket off of your body in an act of…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 40: Fresh Out of Aardvarks
Jan 31, 2011 • 52 min
In a weird twist, we’ve decided to spend time this episode to actually provide our listeners with practical advice. You know, things you’ll use every day — like phone etiquette, or tips for naming your Chinchilla breeding business. Suggested talking…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 39: Peepum’s Nastygum
Jan 24, 2011 • 52 min
If the focal points of this episode were represented in stock market terms, then you might want to sell your shares in “providing any legitimate wisdom or advice,” and buy up all the “taking cheap shots at Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2” that you can get…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 38: The Brain Wife
Jan 17, 2011 • 56 min
Steel yourselves, dear listeners: This week’s episode is MBMBaM’s most important show to date. Not only are there an unprecedented number of special, memory-making moments, but there’s also some big, big news revealed in the first few minutes. Don’t…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 37: Hickey on my Heart
Jan 10, 2011 • 54 min
We back-ack-ack-ack-ack like a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. We’re sorry that we missed last week, but hey, distance makes the heart grow fonder. You want us so bad right now, don’t you? Well, then, have us. Suggested talking points: The Gregory…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 36: Candlenights
Dec 27, 2010 • 40 min
Between the lack of question submissions, the hurried pace and the general post-Holiday blues, we wouldn’t exactly qualify this one as our “best episode.” We’re not sure we’d qualify it as our “most adequate episode.” Is it our “worst episode ever?”…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 35: Teach Me How to Holi-Dougie
Dec 20, 2010 • 58 min
We’ve got a tight little stocking stuffer for you this week, friends. We’re talking about all your different holiday traditions, and we’re doing it while trying as hard as we possibly can not to curse. (Except for the first minute or so.) Share it…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 34: Make it Magic
Dec 13, 2010 • 53 min
Well, you’re here, and we’re here, so we might as well just do this thing. C’mon. We’ve only got about 50 minutes to save the world through the power of heartfelt advice, and also the power of saying a bunch of stuff we don’t mean.Suggested talking…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 33: Bramblepelt
Dec 6, 2010 • 50 min
As the temperature drops, your physiological need for wisdom increases exponentially. That’s a scientific fact. Warm up your cold, unenlightened bones with a hot flood of genuine ad-vice, why don’t you? It’s got the rejuvenating heat of a fresh cup of…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 32: The Minnesota Pincher
Nov 29, 2010 • 50 min
Justin was inconsiderate enough to be sick during our usual record day, so the episode’s late today. Don’t be mad at us. Be mad at Justin’s wimpy-ass white blood cells. Also, we hope you had a really fantastic Thanksgiving.Suggested talking points:…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 31: Husky Eyes
Nov 22, 2010 • 53 min
You know what? In honor of the holiday that’s coming later this week, we’re going to use this time to thank you for all the good times you’ve shared with us over the past seven or so months. You’re more than listeners — you’re family. And that means…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 30: Dub Step
Nov 15, 2010 • 57 min
We’re celebrating 30 weeks of non-stop advising (except for those two weeks where we stopped) the only way we know how — by using our hereditary gifts of gab to help guide the world’s lost sheep back to the warm stables of wisdom. Also, we learn a…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 29: The Quickening
Nov 8, 2010 • 52 min
Fact: 66.6 percent (repeating) of the brothers McElroy were born on this very day, 30 and 27 years ago. This very special episode is a look back on some of the biggest moments of their lives. By which we mean the biggest events of everyone’s lives who…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 28: The Bagel Bite Tree
Nov 1, 2010 • 47 min
You trying to get your month started off right? We can’t think of a better way to do so than to take the next 48 minutes and 13 seconds, and just like, chillax. It’s time to coast through the last two months of 2010 on a soothing cloud of brotherly…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 27: Immersion Therapy
Oct 25, 2010 • 45 min
In this unofficial MBMBaM Halloween Spooktacular, the brothers McElroy turn up the fright meter to “AAH”-leven, answering a whole mess of eerie queries about … um, relationships and meeting people and other sad stuff. We guess it’s not all that…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 26: Bases Loaded
Oct 18, 2010 • 45 min
The Brothers McElroy have returned to you, dearest listeners, in sickness (Travis and Griffin) and in health (Justin). Through a daze brought along by a poorly thought-out cocktail of coffee and Dayquil, today’s episode possesses an entirely unique…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 25: Freak in the Bedroll
Oct 11, 2010 • 42 min
This is a special, special episode, everyone. A very special episode indeed. Not only is it our quarter-of-a-hundred-episode celebration, it’s also our first show with the endorsement of world hero, David Hasselhoff. To celebrate, we’ve got a bunch of…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 24: Hey Hon, How’s Your Day
Oct 4, 2010 • 41 min
It’s October, which we all know is the official month of advice, and also pumpkins. Unfortunately, if you’ve tuned in for a podcast about squash appreciation, you’ve come to the wrong place. That first thing, though — that’s something we can do…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 23: Dad Stew
Sep 27, 2010 • 42 min
If you’re not listening to this new episode at an official, licensed, ordained MBMBaM listening party, then we’re not sure you’re getting the full listening experience. Advice podcasts are like tandem bikes — they don’t really work unless two or more…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 22: Lovegoose
Sep 20, 2010 • 39 min
This week’s episode is dedicated to the neverending leadership and heroism exhibited every waking moment by Mr. Matthew McConnaughey. We suggest watching at least two of Mr. McConnaughey’s motion pictures as a complimentary experience to this episode….
My Brother, My Brother and Me 21: Drunting
Sep 13, 2010 • 50 min
Look, there’s one of two ways you can respond to our absence over Labor Day weekend: You can get angry, and demand an apology (which we’ll happily give) — but that’s kind of a waste of time, isn’t it? Let’s go with option two, where we run,…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 20: Super Donuts
Aug 30, 2010 • 43 min
On this, the twentieth anniversary of our very first collective venture into the terrifying world of podcasting, we bring to you a show that’s positively dripping with advice-juice. It’s harmless, for the most part, but we wouldn’t suggest letting it…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 19: Bad Seed
Aug 23, 2010 • 40 min
Though some might argue that our past few episodes have suffered from a case of the doldrums, this most totally recentest episode is simply chock-full of action. Seriously. If this episode could somehow become a corporeal thing, it would become Tony…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 18: PB&C
Aug 16, 2010 • 46 min
We’re back, and arguably better than ever. Well, in the sense that we’re a week older and wiser, and now Griffin also has a good mic, and we’re telling you, Sally, August is just our month. Not too hot, not too cold. Just the right amount of…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 17: Just the Stats, Fats
Aug 9, 2010 • 40 min
This week’s episode is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINITION 360 DEGREE OMEGA-AUDIO, thanks to the acquisition of a new microphone for Travis, paid for by contributions from listeners like you. Assuming, of course, that you bought a T-Shirt or…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 16: Coach
Aug 2, 2010 • 44 min
In the debut episode of the My Brother, My Brother and Me Fall Season 2010, our three hosts share a number of special, sentimental moments. The specialness and sentimentality of it all is just so overwhelming. Don’t be afraid to let a few tears fall…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 15: The Armpit Hat
Jul 26, 2010 • 48 min
We need everyone to think back about all the good we’ve done with all our advice before giving this episode a listen. Remember? All that good? Great. Because this is the episode which will be responsible for our long, slow descent into hell. Hopefully…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 14: The Secret Life of Ferguson
Jul 19, 2010 • 44 min
The Boys of Summer are back with another dose of their unique brand of advice — in fact, we’re going to supply you with some free advice right here, in the very next sentence. You should pre-order one of our fine T-shirts. Here’s some more: You…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 13: The Life Moustache
Jul 13, 2010 • 33 min
WE’RE LATE. And we’re sorry. We’ve got no excuses, except that, man, it’s been such a rough week, and our alarm didn’t go off, and Justin’s cat ate his audio file. We come to you with humble hearts, with a humble episode in our humble hands. We…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 12: The Last Frownbender
Jul 5, 2010 • 36 min
It’s time to celebrate the fact that you didn’t blow off any fingers or hands during last night’s Independence Day festivities — why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button which brings the sounds of our voices into your…
My Brother, My Brother and Me 11: The Lesbian Apocalypse
Jun 28, 2010 • 38 min
After last week’s up-close-and-personal encounter, today’s episode is a refreshing return to form. The gang have all again sequestered in their own chambers, and are answering questions with replenished reserves of vim and vigor. In fact, some may…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 10
Jun 21, 2010 • 28 min
In this peculiar, jet-lagged episode, we discuss the Jesuses owned by each planet, how to french kiss and kicking internet porn addiction. And that’s like, the first five minutes.
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 09
Jun 13, 2010 • 46 min
Though forces of nature attempted to tear us apart, the brothers McElroy managed to carve 45 minutes out of our busy week to answer your queries. Sure, it resulted in one of our more unconventional episodes, but that’s not to say it’s “bad.” Okay,…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 08
Jun 7, 2010 • 44 min
After an unprecedented and, frankly, irresponsible one-week hiatus, we’ve returned to answer the deluge of questions the MBMBAM community flooded us with during the interlude. That just means we have a much sweeter stock of queries to choose from….
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 07
May 24, 2010 • 47 min
Our plate is heaping with questions on this week’s show, covering a wide variety of issues and problems. Fortunately, we’re hungry. For questions. Which we’ll dip into our economy-sized vat of Sweet Answer Dippin’ Sauce, and instantly devour. Romantic…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 06
May 17, 2010 • 39 min
In this episode, we’re answering questions that you’re too afraid to ask, unless, of course, you were the one who asked them. These bold souls have been rewarded with answers to some of life’s most difficult, most mature dilemmas. You know, things…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 05
May 10, 2010 • 41 min
We’re halfway to double-digits, folks — that’s a major hurdle in the Podcasting realm, but we’ve cleared it with grace and style with the help of you, our beautiful listeners. As part of our “Halfway to Ten” celebration, the theme of this show is…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 04
May 3, 2010 • 48 min
Would you rather have an infinite supply of delicious cheesecakes, or be blind in one of your two eyes? We’ll guide you through infinitely difficult conundrums such as these in this week’s episode of MAMBAME. We’ll also talk about blasting your…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 03
Apr 26, 2010 • 40 min
Wowza. Put the kids to bed, folks — this particular installment in the MBMBAM archives gets down and dirty with a bit of discussion pertaining to various … bedroom activities. No, we’re not talking about your toenail clipping…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 02
Apr 19, 2010 • 39 min
It’s Monday and that means it’s time to have literally every question you’ve ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why don’t you just head over to our OFFICIAL Web…
My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 01
Apr 11, 2010 • 38 min
Here it is, the podcast you’ve been waiting for: My Brother, My Brother and Me. It’s an advice show, brought to you for FREE by three of the world’s most qualifiied experts who are also brothers. If you’d like to participate, tweet with the #MBMBAM…