The Flop House

The Flop House

www.flophousepodcast.com
Funny Talk About Film Flops


Ep.# 291 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom LIVE
Aug 17 • 81 min
From Earlham College, in Richmond, Indiana!
The Flop House — A FlopTales Teaser!
Aug 10 • 6 min
Stuart’s been hard at work running more Hogsbottom Three RPGs for Elliott, Stuart, and Flop House favorite guest host Zhubin Parang. Here’s a little taste of the first episode of their new adventure! They’re only available on the Maximum Fun bonus feed,…
Ep.#290 - Meatballs Part II
Aug 3 • 139 min
We’re joined by the wonderful Sharlene Wellington, owner or partner in many lovely Brooklyn bars (also, she’s married to Stu). She wanted to discuss the 1984 summer camp comedy Meatballs Part II, and as three middle-aged men who were raised on dumb 80’s…
Ep. #289 - Robin Hood
Jul 20 • 102 min
Straight from the glamorous and echoey Minneapolis airport-adjacent La Quinta inn, it’s all three of the peaches in the same room, chewing over the Taron Egerton, not-your-daddy’s-Robin Hood. Meanwhile Dan talks a surprising amount about the Scarlet…
Ep. #288 - The Haunting of Sharon Tate
Jul 6 • 110 min
We were so delighted to have longtime Friend-and-Fan-of-Flop, Natalie Walker on the program! We were somewhat less delighted by the film she inexplicably chose, The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Life gives, and life takes. Meanwhile, Stuart hijacks the podcast…
Ep. #287 - Glass
Jun 22 • 104 min
Gas, grass, or Glass. No one rides for free.
Ep. #286 - Replicas
Jun 8 • 111 min
Two is the clone-liest number.
Ep. #285 - Serenity
May 25 • 124 min
No, not that one. The other one.
Ep. #284 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald
May 11 • 118 min
What’s ol’ Grumblebutt up to this time?
Ep. #283 - The Mummy LIVE
Apr 27 • 80 min
2018’s Seattle show - available at last!
Ep. #282 - Castle Freak
Apr 13 • 113 min
With noted Castle Freakologist Joe Bob Briggs
Ep. #281 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
Mar 30 • 82 min
This ain’t your daddy’s nutcracker
Ep. #280 - Peppermint
Mar 23 • 121 min
Finally, the movie about Schnapps we’ve been waiting for.
Ep. #279 - The Dark Tower LIVE
Mar 16 • 93 min
It’s like, how much more dark can it be? And the answer is none. None more dark.
Ep. #278 - Oscar Review Special
Mar 2 • 85 min
All the glitz and glamor of Oscar!
Ep.#277 - Catwoman
Feb 16 • 66 min
“The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.”
Ep. #276 - Life Itself
Feb 2 • 101 min
We have nothing to fear but Life Itself
Ep. #275 - The Meg
Jan 19 • 98 min
A Megan Mullallay biopic
Ep. #274 - Gotti
Jan 5 • 94 min
You gotti be kidding me!
Ep. #273 - The Humanity Bureau
Dec 22, 2018 • 99 min
Cagemas is finally here!
Ep. #272 - Pottersville
Dec 8, 2018 • 97 min
Just your average star-studded Bigfoot furry heartwarming Christmas comedy.
Ep. #271 - Death Wish
Nov 24, 2018 • 82 min
AKA Revenge of the Eggman!
Ep. #270 - Interview with the Vampire
Nov 10, 2018 • 108 min
I call the big one Bitey.
Ep #269 - Friend Request
Oct 27, 2018 • 104 min
The only film that captures the terror of possibly friending a russian sexbot.
Ep #268 - Truth or Dare
Oct 13, 2018 • 114 min
Prequel to Blumhouse’s Never Have I Ever
Ep. #267 - Dwegons and Leprechauns
Sep 29, 2018 • 105 min
You know, dwegons? That common thing dwegons?
Ep. #266 - Slamma Jamma
Sep 15, 2018 • 123 min
A slam-dunk start to Smalltember
Ep. #265 - Geostorm LIVE
Sep 1, 2018 • 98 min
Another echoey live show!
Ep. #264 - The Emoji Movie LIVE
Aug 18, 2018 • 78 min
Puke emoji
Ep. #263 - Samson
Aug 4, 2018 • 135 min
AKA “Parade of Biblical Wigs”
Ep. #262 - Sherlock Gnomes
Jul 21, 2018 • 103 min
Suggested for those in Elementary school, my dear Watson
Ep. #261 - The Hurricane Heist
Jul 7, 2018 • 105 min
Finally hurricanes and heists together in one place!
Ep.#260 - Brain Smasher… A Love Story
Jun 23, 2018 • 131 min
Original subtite: “A Star Wars Story”
Ep. #259 - Fifty Shades Freed
Jun 9, 2018 • 103 min
The biography of lyracist Arthur Freed.
Ep. #258 - Justice League
May 26, 2018 • 122 min
Hey, remember there was that other superhero crossover movie? Whatever happened to it?
Ep. #257 - The Greatest Showman
May 12, 2018 • 103 min
Not Michael Fassbender’s “The Greatest Snowman.”
Ep. #256 - Power Rangers
Apr 28, 2018 • 123 min
The movie for people who used to be undiscerning tweens.
Ep. #255 - The Layover
Apr 14, 2018 • 116 min
Approximately as many laughs as an actual layover.
Ep. #254 - Kidnap
Mar 31, 2018 • 101 min
The film about kids napping.
Ep. #253 - The Snowman
Mar 17, 2018 • 123 min
Mister Police, thank you. You gave us all the memes.
Ep. 252 - The Book of Henry LIVE
Mar 3, 2018 • 114 min
Our first trip to the great white north.
Ep. #251 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Feb 17, 2018 • 101 min
We only counted 999 planets.
Ep. #250 - The Apple
Feb 3, 2018 • 122 min
Like a disco ball exploded in your brain.
Ep.# 249 - The Great Wall LIVE
Jan 20, 2018 • 79 min
Easily, like, one of the top ten walls.
Ep.#247 - Bright
Jan 6, 2018 • 123 min
The movie in which Netflix says, “Hey, we can make crap too!”
Ep.#247 - Inconceivable
Dec 23, 2017 • 103 min
The title’s a pun. Get it?
Ep.#246 - 50 Shades Darker LIVE
Dec 9, 2017 • 82 min
“Mild Butt Slap: The Movie!”
Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Nov 25, 2017 • 105 min
No, Michael Bay didn’t produce a new one yet
Ep. #244 - Unforgettable
Nov 11, 2017 • 121 min
Stop! Heigl-time!
Ep. #243 - The Bye Bye Man
Oct 28, 2017 • 90 min
Or, in England, “The Ta-Ta Chap”
Ep. #242 - Rings LIVE!
Oct 14, 2017 • 84 min
(most of) the Peaches go to L.A.!
Ep. #241 - Pass Thru
Sep 30, 2017 • 120 min
Feel the Breen!
Ep. #240 - Sicilian Vampire
Sep 16, 2017 • 116 min
Bites-a-matta for you, eh?
Ep, #239 - Ghost in the Shell
Sep 2, 2017 • 115 min
A g-g-g-ghost?
Ep. #238 - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE
Aug 19, 2017 • 75 min
He’s back, guys? Remember him? Remember?
Ep. #237 - Ishtar
Aug 5, 2017 • 110 min
Young people: this was like The Room of the 80’s
Ep. #236 - Suicide Squad LIVE
Jul 22, 2017 • 64 min
Less a movie, and more a collection of music cues.
Ep. #235 - USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Jul 8, 2017 • 119 min
Sharknado: WWII Edition
Ep. #234 - The Accountant
Jun 24, 2017 • 111 min
Nothing accounts for this film
Ep.#233 - The Comedian
Jun 10, 2017 • 103 min
You laughin’ at me?
Flop House Promotional Movie Minute
Jun 2, 2017 • 5 min
Some shameless advertising
Ep.#232 - A Dog’s Purpose
May 27, 2017 • 106 min
…is to die a lot, apparently.
Ep. #231 - Mother’s Day
May 13, 2017 • 106 min
The MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Ep. #230 - Monster Trucks
Apr 29, 2017 • 115 min
The movie conceived by a 13-year-old boy
Ep. #229 - Assassin’s Creed
Apr 15, 2017 • 99 min
Really puts the “ass” in assassin.
Ep. #228 - Collateral Beauty
Apr 1, 2017 • 91 min
The dumbest title since Rat Pfink a Boo Boo
Ep. #227 - 1941
Mar 25, 2017 • 113 min
Wars sure are wacky, huh?
Ep. #226 - Max Steel
Mar 18, 2017 • 100 min
The maximum steel allowed
Ep. #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Mar 4, 2017 • 111 min
Bored of the rings.
Ep. #224 - Zoolander 2
Feb 18, 2017 • 100 min
More like boolander (nailed it)
Ep. #223 - The Last Witch Hunter
Feb 4, 2017 • 103 min
No, my dad was Mr. Witch Hunter. Just call me “Last.”
Ep. #222 - Home Sweet Hell
Jan 21, 2017 • 105 min
You had me at hell - o
Ep. #221 - Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jan 7, 2017 • 122 min
They’re fighting over who took the last yogurt.
Ep.#220 - The Trust
Dec 24, 2016 • 104 min
For once we strike Cagemas gold!
Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas
Dec 10, 2016 • 95 min
Previously “Untitled Kirk Cameron Sips Cocoa Project”
Ep. #218 - Nine Lives
Nov 26, 2016 • 117 min
The movie that sounds like a cat food.
Ep. #217 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Nov 12, 2016 • 119 min
The movie that Will Smith said no to. And he said yes to After Earth.
Ep. #216 - The Gallows
Oct 29, 2016 • 113 min
Don’t leave us hanging.
Ep. #215 - The Lazarus Effect
Oct 15, 2016 • 109 min
If Lazarus effects persist, see a doctor.
Ep.# 214 - Victor Frankenstein
Oct 1, 2016 • 104 min
That’s Dr. Frankenstein. I didn’t go to evil medical school for you to call me Victor.
Ep. #213 - Christian Mingle
Sep 17, 2016 • 109 min
A God movie directed by Corbin Bernsen? What could go wrong?
Ep. #212 - No Depo$it
Sep 3, 2016 • 92 min
Smalltember returns!
Ep. #211 - Godzilla (1998)
Aug 20, 2016 • 101 min
It will CRUSH you (r expectations of a good movie)
Ep.# 210 - Fantastic Four LIVE
Aug 6, 2016 • 55 min
The Floptastic Three vs. The Fantastic Four
Ep. #209 - Pay the Ghost
Jul 23, 2016 • 97 min
The ghost doesn’t take AmEx
Ep.# 208 - Norm of the North
Jul 9, 2016 • 82 min
Totally normcore.
Ep.#207 - The Boy
Jun 25, 2016 • 82 min
hoo boy.
Ep.#206 - The Choice
Jun 11, 2016 • 94 min
Is the choice choice?
Ep. #205 - Gods of Egypt
May 28, 2016 • 84 min
In which gods are just a little taller than normal people.
Ep. #204 - We Are Your Friends
May 14, 2016 • 89 min
Now give us your power of attorney
Ep. #203 - Look Who’s Talking Now
Apr 30, 2016 • 89 min
YOU CAN’T TELL US WHAT TO LOOK AT!
Ep. #202 - Burnt
Apr 16, 2016 • 86 min
Ya burnt.
Ep. #201 - Vice
Apr 2, 2016 • 85 min
The ORIGINAL Vice Flop House
Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble
Mar 19, 2016 • 132 min
So it’s come to this.
Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125
Mar 14, 2016 • 41 min
More classic bits.
Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms
Mar 5, 2016 • 82 min
Truly notrageous.
Ep. #198 - The Cobbler
Feb 20, 2016 • 89 min
Finally, the shoe cobbling movie we’ve been waiting for.
Ep. #197 - Seventh Son
Feb 6, 2016 • 86 min
May have been manufactured in a factory that contained dragons.
Ep. #196 - Aloha
Jan 23, 2016 • 71 min
Aloha-ha-ha
Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head
Jan 14, 2016 • 66 min
If you’re a new listener, here’s a good place to start!
Ep. #195 - The Golden Child
Jan 9, 2016 • 107 min
A contest winner selection!
Ep. #194 - Outcast
Dec 26, 2015 • 90 min
Cage bless us every one.
Ep. #193 - United Passions
Dec 12, 2015 • 89 min
Soc it to us.
Ep. #192 - Chappie
Nov 28, 2015 • 95 min
We’re three happy chappies, with snappy sarapes.
Ep. #191 - Men, Women & Children
Nov 14, 2015 • 91 min
You’re sad because of Internet.
Ep. #190 - Ouija
Oct 31, 2015 • 93 min
WHERE TERROR IS SPELLED VERY SLOWLY!
Ep. #189 - Deliver Us from Evil
Oct 17, 2015 • 89 min
Based on a true lie.
The Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover
Oct 10, 2015 • 65 min
The McElroy family feels our pain.
Ep. #188 - Unfriended
Oct 3, 2015 • 76 min
Control Alt Delete
Ep. #187 - Fateful Findings
Sep 19, 2015 • 81 min
These findings are hella fateful.
Ep. #186 - Guardian of the Highlands
Sep 5, 2015 • 86 min
Let’s get Smalltember
Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco
Aug 22, 2015 • 79 min
Say goodnight, Gracie!
Ep. #184 - Drive Hard
Aug 8, 2015 • 74 min
FIRST you want me to drive angry, and NOW you want me to drive hard! Make up your mind!
The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes
Aug 1, 2015 • 53 min
Clip show!
Ep. #183 - Left Behind
Jul 25, 2015 • 78 min
Hallie joins us for Cagemas in July!
Ep. #182 - Strange Magic
Jul 11, 2015 • 67 min
Strange, yes. Magic?
Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending
Jun 27, 2015 • 72 min
Attention descending.
Ep. #180 - CBGB
Jun 13, 2015 • 70 min
As authentically punk as Blink 182
Ep. #179 - Mortdecai
May 30, 2015 • 79 min
Mustache rides for 60 million dollars
Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey
May 16, 2015 • 76 min
We only counted 48.
The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold
May 2, 2015 • 73 min
It was probably untold because of how boring it was.
Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door
Apr 18, 2015 • 75 min
A first edition Flop House? This must’ve cost a fortune!
Ep. #175 - Winter’s Tale
Apr 4, 2015 • 76 min
Exit, pursued by movie.
Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment
Mar 21, 2015 • 78 min
That thing where you hate that thing where people say “that thing where.”
Ep. #173 - Transcendence
Mar 7, 2015 • 70 min
Trancendental blues.
Episode #172 - Dorothy’s Return
Feb 21, 2015 • 98 min
Weirdest “Dr. Oz” spinoff ever.
Episode #171 - No Good Deed
Feb 7, 2015 • 81 min
You’ll pay for your whole seat but only use your whole seat.
Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
Jan 24, 2015 • 72 min
Jay Sherman: “It extincts!”
Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE
Jan 10, 2015 • 76 min
Recorded in front of a live, sold out crowd at The Bell House in Brooklyn
Episode #168 - Rage
Dec 27, 2014 • 72 min
Merry Cagemas, everyone!
Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly
Dec 13, 2014 • 73 min
Return to sender.
Episode #166 - Pompeii
Nov 29, 2014 • 68 min
“POMPEII IS A DISASTER!” —Every review headline
The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)
Nov 15, 2014 • 70 min
“What’s your name, son?” “REMAKE.”
The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire
Nov 1, 2014 • 67 min
Rise of the Wet Pecs
The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D
Oct 18, 2014 • 79 min
Fangs for the mammaries.
The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones
Oct 4, 2014 • 90 min
It’s always the quiet ones…
The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!
Sep 20, 2014 • 79 min
Just as long as the cat doesn’t start telling you to kill.
The Flop House: Episode #160 - God’s Not Dead
Sep 6, 2014 • 77 min
He’s just pining for the fjords.
The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs
Aug 23, 2014 • 76 min
If I could walk with the dinosaurs, talk with the dinosaurs
The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day
Aug 9, 2014 • 68 min
The 12 Labors of Brolincules
The Flop House: Episode #157 - The Legend of Hercules
Jul 26, 2014 • 69 min
The legend is that he ripped off his own ding dong
The Flop House: Episode #156 - 3 Days to Kill
Jul 12, 2014 • 67 min
It’s a pun. GET IT?
The Flop House: Episode #155 - Last Vegas
Jun 28, 2014 • 70 min
What happens in Vegas can we stop using this stupid goddamn tagline now?
The Flop House: Episode #154 - I, Frankenstein
Jun 14, 2014 • 72 min
Based on Mary Shelley’s classic graphic novel
The Flop House: Episode #153 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation
May 31, 2014 • 81 min
No, Joe!
The Flop House: Episode #152 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
May 17, 2014 • 77 min
Born to be Defiled
The Flop House: Episode #151 - Any Which Way You Can
May 3, 2014 • 68 min
Oh what an orangutangled web we weave.
The Flop House: Episode #150 - Grudge Match
Apr 19, 2014 • 67 min
Hey remember those DeNiro and Stallone boxing movies you loved? This is also… a movie.
The Flop House: Episode #149 - Paranoia
Apr 5, 2014 • 66 min
“Paranoia” actually means it’s paranormally annoying.
The Flop House: Episode #148 - Gangster Squad
Mar 22, 2014 • 68 min
Uh, one question, boss: Doesn’t Gangster Squad kind of sound like WE’RE the Gangsters?
The Flop House: Episode #147 - Devil’s Pass AND Awards Floptacular
Mar 8, 2014 • 67 min
The solution to “Devil’s Kidney Stone.”
The Flop House: Episode #146 - B*A*P*S
Feb 22, 2014 • 69 min
Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.
The Flop House: Episode #145 - R.I.P.D.
Feb 8, 2014 • 70 min
Ryan Reynolds’ abs are RIPD like lettuce.
The Flop House: Episode #144 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Jan 25, 2014 • 58 min
First confession: she peed in the pool.
The Flop House: Episode #143 - Battle of the Year
Jan 11, 2014 • 65 min
B-boys, C-movie
The Flop House: Episode #142 - Getaway
Dec 28, 2013 • 70 min
Go away, Getaway.
The Flop House: Episode #141 - Last Ounce of Courage
Dec 13, 2013 • 75 min
You can have my Christmas when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
The Flop House: Episode #140 - After Earth
Nov 30, 2013 • 67 min
JAYDEN WILL BE RECOGNIZED.
The Flop House: Episode #139 - Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Nov 16, 2013 • 73 min
Two is the Cloneliest Number
The Flop House: Episode #138 - Foodfight!
Nov 2, 2013 • 75 min
Simulates a real Foodfight, in that it leaves you pained, sticky, and wanting to vomit.
The Flop House: Episode #137 - The Purge
Oct 19, 2013 • 71 min
Sequel to “The Binge”
The Flop House: Episode #136 - ATM
Oct 5, 2013 • 70 min
Really captures the boredom of waiting at the ATM.
The Flop House: Episode #135 - Olympus Has Fallen
Sep 21, 2013 • 69 min
Help, Olympus Has Fallen, and it can’t get up!
The Flop House: Episode #134 - Upside Down
Sep 7, 2013 • 70 min
Unfortunately not the sequel to Topsy-Turvy.
The Flop House_ Episode #133 - Bullet to the Head
Aug 24, 2013 • 66 min
More accurately, bullet “in” the head, and then quickly “out” of the head.
The Flop House: Episode #132 - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Aug 10, 2013 • 68 min
The prequel to Teen Witch (we assume).
The Flop House: Episode #131 - Marmaduke
Jul 27, 2013 • 67 min
See dog. Dog is large. That is movie.
The Flop House: Episode #130 - The Scarlet Letter
Jul 13, 2013 • 68 min
If only there was this much masturbation in the book we read in high school.
The Flop House: Episode #129 - A Good Day to Die Hard
Jun 29, 2013 • 66 min
Yippee ki-yay, mother floppers.
The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT
Jun 22, 2013 • 6 min
A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening
The Flop House: Episode #128 - Red Dawn
Jun 15, 2013 • 63 min
North Korea would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!
The Flop House: Episode #127 - Safe Haven
Jun 1, 2013 • 66 min
Oh Nicholas Sparks, you’re the creepiest!
The Flop House: Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps
May 17, 2013 • 64 min
The Butler did it.
The Flop House: Episode #125 - Smiley
May 5, 2013 • 69 min
Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack.
The Flop House: Episode #124 - Stolen
Apr 20, 2013 • 69 min
NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE!
The Flop House: Episode #123 - That’s My Boy
Apr 6, 2013 • 66 min
Boy-wise, whose would you say that is?
The Flop House: Episode #122 - Alex Cross
Mar 23, 2013 • 61 min
The beefy hand of justice!
Flop House Classic - Old Dogs
Mar 12, 2013 • 58 min
A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!
The Flop House: Awards Floptacular 2013!
Mar 8, 2013 • 61 min
Just in time to be totally irrelevant!
The Flop House: Episode #121 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Feb 23, 2013 • 64 min
You know, for kids.
The Flop House: Episode #120 - The Paperboy
Feb 9, 2013 • 66 min
Otherwise known as “Untitled Nichole Kidman Urine Project.”
The Flop House: Episode #119 - The Odd Life of Timothy Green
Jan 26, 2013 • 63 min
The movie that depressed a nation.
The Flop House: Episode #118 - Total Recall
Jan 12, 2013 • 65 min
Does this come in “partial” recall? I’m afraid if I get total, I’ll just have leftovers.
The Flop House: Episode #117 - Seeking Justice
Dec 29, 2012 • 68 min
You better watch out, you better not cry, because St. Nicolas Cage is comin’ to town.
The Flop House: Episode #116 - Rock of Ages
Dec 15, 2012 • 65 min
Are you ready for some flop-rocking beats?
The Flop House: Episode #115 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Dec 2, 2012 • 66 min
Lincoln Lincoln, I been thinkin, what the heck have you been killin?
The Flop House: Episode #114 - Abduction
Nov 15, 2012 • 66 min
So shredded like lettuce he looks like Stuart.
The Flop House: Episode #113 - The Devil Inside
Oct 28, 2012 • 59 min
Maybe the devil inside all of us… is love.
The Flop House: Episode #112 - The Raven
Oct 13, 2012 • 61 min
We kick off SHOCKtober with the 100% true story of Edgar Allan Poe’s serial-killer hunting ways.
The Flop House: Episode #111 - A Little Bit of Heaven
Sep 29, 2012 • 62 min
Oh heavenly dog!
The Flop House: Episode #110 - Battleship
Sep 15, 2012 • 64 min
Oh Tim Riggins, you lovable box office poison, you.
The Flop House: Episode #109 - Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
Sep 1, 2012 • 61 min
Its the Rock/Guzman/Caine vehicle you’ve been waiting for!
The Flop House: Episode #108 - Passion Play
Aug 19, 2012 • 60 min
The only thing on Bill Murray’s C.V. more embarrassing than “Garfield.”
The Flop House: Episode #107 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Aug 5, 2012 • 62 min
They stole our idea for “Flop House: Stuart of Vengeance”
The Flop House: Episode #106 - Immortals
Jul 21, 2012 • 59 min
RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Oh… this isn’t that bad movie based on Greek mythology? Which one is this?
The Flop House: Episode #105 - A Thousand Words
Jun 30, 2012 • 64 min
Unfortunately, not the length of the script.
The Flop House: Episode #104 - Atlas Shrugged
Jun 17, 2012 • 62 min
Objectivist speaking, this movie is great. Objectively speaking, it’s terrible.
The Flop House: Episode #103 - One For the Money
Jun 3, 2012 • 60 min
Katherine Heigl has literally NEVER made a bad film.
The Flop House: Episode #102 - Cowboys & Aliens
May 19, 2012 • 60 min
Cowboys & Aliens & Ted & Alice
The Flop House: Episode #101 - The Last Godfather
May 4, 2012 • 64 min
Guest Al Madrigal joins us to discuss our most obscure flop yet.
The Flop House: Episode #100 - Tango & Cash
Apr 21, 2012 • 68 min
AFI’s 100 Episodes, 100 Flops
The Flop House: Episode #99 - The Three Musketeers
Apr 7, 2012 • 63 min
ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR DULL!
The Flop House: Episode #98 - In Time
Mar 23, 2012 • 64 min
But there was time! Time enough… at last!
The Flop House: Episode #97 - Awards Floptacular 2012
Mar 4, 2012 • 70 min
Our annual Oscar recap, long after anyone cares.
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Dream House
Feb 18, 2012 • 62 min
‘Allo ‘allo ‘allo! Danyul Craig ‘ere. Wot a nice house, this is, this is!
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Trespass
Jan 28, 2012 • 59 min
We may owe Nic Cage royalties.
The Flop House: Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian
Jan 13, 2012 • 58 min
The brutal tale of a barbarian and his blood grudge against Jay Leno.
The Flop House: Episode #93 - Green Lantern
Dec 21, 2011 • 57 min
If you like giant green fists punching things, then do we have the hero for you!
The Flop House: Episode #92 - Country Strong
Dec 4, 2011 • 62 min
BECAUSE I’M COOOOUNTRY STROOOONG! COUNTRY STRONG!
The Flop House: Episode #91 - Zookeeper
Nov 21, 2011 • 64 min
Like Doctor Doolittle, only more dispiriting.
The Flop House: Episode #90 - Red Riding Hood
Oct 29, 2011 • 69 min
Not the good English one, about the serial killer. The other one.
The Flop House: Episode #89 - Season of the Witch
Oct 14, 2011 • 63 min
Our transformation into a Cage-cast is complete.
The Flop House: Episode #88 - Priest
Oct 1, 2011 • 55 min
We didn’t know Priests killed vampires! We gotta go to church more!
The Flop House: Episode #87 - My Soul to Take
Sep 17, 2011 • 57 min
Praying to the Lord won’t help.
The Flop House: Episode #86 - The Happiest Millionaire
Sep 2, 2011 • 55 min
Eh. I’ve seen happier.
Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes
Aug 19, 2011 • 19 min
You asked for it. Now you can’t return it.
The Flop House: Episode #85 - Limitless
Jul 31, 2011 • 60 min
Did you know that Bradley Cooper only uses 20% of his brain?
The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch
Jul 17, 2011 • 58 min
Perhaps we can just direct you to a few fetish sites you might enjoy?
The Flop House: Episode #83 - I Am Number Four
Jun 25, 2011 • 58 min
Why is three afraid of four? Because I Am Number Four is a terrible movie.
The Flop House: Episode #82 - Drive Angry
Jun 12, 2011 • 53 min
This episode in THREE DIMENSIONS!
The Flop House: Episode #81 - The Roommate
May 28, 2011 • 59 min
Being the meat in a Minka Kelly/Leighton Meister sandwich is less pleasant than it sounds.
The Flop House: Movie Minute #36 - A Shameless Plug
May 21, 2011 • 6 min
Wanna know more about the LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT?
The Flop House: Episode #80 - The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
May 6, 2011 • 59 min
Next time, just get one of those master sorcerers.
The Flop House: Episode #79 - Knight and Day
Apr 22, 2011 • 56 min
Wyatt Cenac joins us to discuss one of our least rage-inducing films yet.
The Flop House: Episode #78 - Gooby
Apr 10, 2011 • 58 min
The most horrifying bear since Teddy Ruxpin
The Flop House: Episode #77 - Skyline
Mar 27, 2011 • 57 min
The thing that makes this alien invasion film Skyline, is that it’s served over spaghetti.
The Flop House’s Third Annual Awards Floptacular
Mar 5, 2011 • 59 min
Our third post-Oscars awards floptactular, and the first without audio problems.
The Flop House: Episode #75 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Feb 17, 2011 • 59 min
The 75th podcast anniversary is traditionally the “Gyllenhaal Anniversary.”
The Flop House: Episode #74 - Valentine’s Day
Feb 5, 2011 • 59 min
This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants: three nerds doing a podcast.
The Flop House: Episode #73 - Devil
Jan 22, 2011 • 54 min
ROOM FOR ONE MORE…
The Flop House: Episode #72 - Killers
Jan 8, 2011 • 58 min
America’s romance with light comedies about married people who are also murderers ends here.
The Flop House: Episode #71 - The Last Airbender
Dec 19, 2010 • 59 min
The bendiest air on the silver screen.
The Flop House: Episode #70 - Jonah Hex
Dec 5, 2010 • 51 min
What the Hex?
The Flop House: Episode #69 - Big Money Rustlas
Nov 12, 2010 • 48 min
F***in’ movies, how do they work?
The Flop House: Episode #68 - Teen Witch
Oct 29, 2010 • 56 min
Remember back in the 80’s when there were teen witches everywhere?
The Flop House: Episode #67 - The Uninvited
Oct 16, 2010 • 46 min
An invitation to terribleness.
The Flop House: Episode #66 - Blood: The Last Vampire
Oct 2, 2010 • 60 min
They claimed this would be the last vampire, in 2009. Were we ever so naive?
The Flop House - Episode #65: Old Dogs
Aug 15, 2010 • 58 min
Dirty old egg-sucking dog.
The Flop House: Episode #64 - Repo Men
Jul 30, 2010 • 59 min
You’d think that, with two movies about reposessing organs, ONE of them would get it right.
The Flop House: Episode #63 - From Paris With Love
Jul 9, 2010 • 56 min
The Travolta/Rhys-Meyers buddy film we’ve been waiting for.
The Flop House: Episode #62 - Legion
Jun 19, 2010 • 59 min
Just call me angel, with an uzi baby/ Just smash my cheek before you leave.
The Flop House: Episode #61 - Surrogates
Jun 5, 2010 • 54 min
A tearjerking drama about Bruce Willis carrying his sister’s baby to term.
The Flop House: Episode #60 - All About Steve
May 20, 2010 • 57 min
The Razzie yin to Sandra Bullock’s Oscar-winning yang.
The Flop House: Episode #59 - Law Abiding Citizen
May 9, 2010 • 53 min
Gerard Butler, we’re only hard on you because we care.
The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon
Apr 11, 2010 • 52 min
We recommend you rent Thigh-highlight: Nude Moon, instead.
The Flop House: Episode #57 - Sorority Row
Mar 27, 2010 • 59 min
More like So-Horror-ty Row, right guys? -The Cryptkeeper
The Flop House_ Episode #56 - Whiteout
Mar 6, 2010 • 54 min
None of the thrills of snowblindness with all of the difficulty seeing!
The Flop House Movie Minute #35 - Best Picture Decimal System
Feb 28, 2010 • 10 min
TEN BEST PICTURE NOMINEES? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth
Feb 21, 2010 • 58 min
They somehow made a boring film of Katherine Heigl in vibrating panties.
The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer
Feb 6, 2010 • 52 min
The second part of the trilogy, after The Game. We can’t wait til Gamest comes out.
The Flop House: Episode #53 - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Jan 23, 2010 • 58 min
She’s a little bit country and barely anything resembling rock and roll.
The Flop House: Episode #52 - Dragonball: Evolution
Jan 10, 2010 • 45 min
Shocking that a movie all about dragon balls is rated PG.
The Flop House Movie Minute #34 - Movie Minute Mailbag: The Squeakquel
Dec 20, 2009 • 11 min
We answer another letter from a loyal listener.
The Flop House: Episode #51 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Dec 12, 2009 • 54 min
To paraphrase Patton Oswalt - Oh, you like Wolverine? Well we’re gonna show him to you as a little kid!
The Flop House Movie Minute #33 - Writers Guild
Dec 6, 2009 • 10 min
Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet!
The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo
Nov 22, 2009 • 49 min
No go Delgo.
The Flop House Movie Minute #32 - Twisted Trailers 4: Through the Portal of Time
Nov 16, 2009 • 2 min
Who doesn’t love trailers and shaggy dog puns?
The Flop House: Episode #49 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Nov 8, 2009 • 51 min
Most legends don’t co-star Chris Klein.
The Flop House: Episode #48 - The Chaos Experiment
Oct 26, 2009 • 55 min
We apologize for the bad audio. Also, we apologize for watching The Chaos Experiment.
The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live
Oct 18, 2009 • 9 min
Our first ever video podcast lets you join us at the UCB Theater NY, for our guest appearance on Andy Rocco’s Hipster Show
The Flop House: Episode #47 - The Unborn
Oct 10, 2009 • 48 min
If you want some J-horror of the kind that would be comfortable on J-date, The Unborn is for you.
The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed
Sep 27, 2009 • 46 min
It’s like Jungle Fever but terrible and without any social consciousness! We discuss Obsessed.
The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address
Sep 20, 2009 • 2 min
A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.
The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers
Sep 13, 2009 • 50 min
We’re joined by the authors of The Werewolf’s Guide to Life, to dissect this werewolf travesty.
The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag
Sep 6, 2009 • 13 min
More letters from our loyal listeners.
The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing
Aug 29, 2009 • 49 min
Knowing Me, Knowing Nic Cage’s Inexplicable Career Choices
The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill
Aug 15, 2009 • 53 min
De Niro! Pacino! Together in the most generic cop thriller never on Cinemax.
Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes
Aug 9, 2009 • 7 min
A Very Ziggy Rerun
The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Aug 2, 2009 • 40 min
Wish I could be… Blart of your world.
The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection
Jul 26, 2009 • 3 min
Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advert
The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds
Jul 19, 2009 • 57 min
Zounds! 12 Rounds!
The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down
Jul 12, 2009 • 7 min
Thanks to recording in advance, we’re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.
The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th
Jun 28, 2009 • 56 min
Topless waterskiing! We discuss Friday the 13th.
The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars
Jun 13, 2009 • 47 min
We watch Bride Wars. It’s kind of like Star Wars for teen girls.
The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House
Jun 7, 2009 • 1 min
Paul Masson’s got nothing on us.
The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua
May 30, 2009 • 55 min
Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait… I’m thinking of Taco Bell.
The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle
May 25, 2009 • 13 min
Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he’d like to see.
The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds
May 17, 2009 • 40 min
America said, “Surely they can’t make a dull movie with Will Smith,” and Hollywood said, “Oh yeah?” and gave us Seven Pounds.
The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again
May 11, 2009 • 10 min
America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.
The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit
May 3, 2009 • 46 min
We talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.
The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof
Apr 15, 2009 • 57 min
Kirk Cameron IS Fireproof, just as religious films are apparently critic-proof.
The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf
Apr 4, 2009 • 2 min
Even more trailers for upcoming films.
The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors
Mar 28, 2009 • 50 min
We watch Kiefer Sutherland in Mirrors. The movie— we didn’t break into his bathroom.
The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes
Mar 22, 2009 • 2 min
Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here’s an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain.
The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol
Mar 14, 2009 • 54 min
What does conservative comedy look like? We hope not An American Carol.
The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen’s Penises
Mar 8, 2009 • 3 min
Turns out it’s Whoopi Goldberg.
Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!
Mar 1, 2009 • 56 min
All about the Oscars. Also: sorry about the audio problems in this episode.
The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning
Feb 21, 2009 • 2 min
Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!
The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote
Feb 15, 2009 • 59 min
Kevin Costner holds America hostage in the gumming satire, Swing Vote.
Flop House Klassic - Untraceable
Feb 8, 2009 • 41 min
Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the equipment. So until next week, please enjoy this re-run.
The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait
Feb 1, 2009 • 20 min
We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.
The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous
Jan 25, 2009 • 53 min
Nic Cage’s greasy hair is a deadly hitman in Bangkok Dangerous.
The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets
Jan 11, 2009 • 55 min
We get served… a big helping of Step Up 2: The Streets
The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys
Dec 21, 2008 • 4 min
Christmas specials under the microscope.
The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
Dec 14, 2008 • 58 min
The Bataan Death March of whimsy.
The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue
Dec 6, 2008 • 2 min
More trailers for the biggest winter releases.
The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses
Nov 22, 2008 • 52 min
The gang does each other’s hair and watches 27 Dresses.
The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections
Nov 15, 2008 • 4 min
We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.
The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes
Nov 9, 2008 • 49 min
It’s the dynamic duo this week, for a discussion of the sadly overlong 88 Minutes.
The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!
Oct 26, 2008 • 11 min
Stuart’s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.
The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening
Oct 19, 2008 • 58 min
It’s finally here! We happen upon M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.
The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
Oct 11, 2008 • 5 min
In the first edition of Name Droppin’, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.
The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night
Oct 4, 2008 • 54 min
Shocktober begins with our examination of Prom Night, a.k.a. Generic Slasher #1485.
The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun
Sep 27, 2008 • 3 min
We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.
Flop House Klassic - Bratz
Sep 21, 2008 • 57 min
Due to a confluence of unfortunate circumstances, we have to run a rerun. But WHAT a rerun!
The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs
Sep 14, 2008 • 57 min
We come roaring back from a spotty few weeks with our look at Wild Hogs, an even gayer Travolta film than Hairspray.
The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest
Sep 7, 2008 • 3 min
We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.
The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point
Aug 24, 2008 • 53 min
Bestweekever.tv’s Sara Schaefer joins us for a discussion of Vantage Point, aka Rashomon for dumb people.
Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback
Aug 10, 2008 • 5 min
We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.
The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call
Aug 3, 2008 • 52 min
One Missed Call is as good as another, provided “another” is any other J-horror remake.
On Vacation
Jul 27, 2008 • 2 min
The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don’t want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch
The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.
Jul 20, 2008 • 53 min
Who knew the dawn of man was this boring?
The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf
Jul 13, 2008 • 12 min
Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.
The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition
Jul 6, 2008 • 51 min
Sandy Bullock has become unstuck in time. Also in her career. (We watch Premonition.)
The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters
Jun 29, 2008 • 7 min
We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!
The Flop House: Episode #20 - Jumper
Jun 22, 2008 • 49 min
Hayden Christensen IS jumper IN Jumper WHILE WEARING a jumper.
The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers
Jun 15, 2008 • 2 min
Previews for some big summer titles.
The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes
Jun 2, 2008 • 2 min
The Long, Awkward Conversation of the Lambs
The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
May 17, 2008 • 48 min
Even Superman vs. Muhammed Ali was a better grudge match than this one.
The Flop House Movie Minute #6 - Con Men
May 11, 2008 • 10 min
What are the odds that three male podcasters are also comics nerds?
The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars
May 4, 2008 • 43 min
The history of Dragon Wars is written by the victors.
The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons
Apr 27, 2008 • 3 min
Spiders! Everyone’s covered in spiders!
The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions
Apr 4, 2008 • 3 min
A Flop House favorite gets the sequel trailer it deserves.
The Flop House: Episode Thirteen - The Invasion
Mar 30, 2008 • 58 min
Even Nicole Kidman’s sweater can’t save The Invasion
The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale
Mar 23, 2008 • 3 min
Noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.
The Flop House: Episode Twelve - Awake
Mar 15, 2008 • 56 min
A twofer of Flop-worthy actors star in the “thriller” Awake. Also, new microphones!
The Flop House Movie Minute #1
Mar 9, 2008 • 3 min
The first of our all-new short supplementary episodes covers some of the ground lost from our Awards Floptacular.
The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular
Mar 6, 2008 • 47 min
We land someone who’s actually worked on the Academy Awards for our discussion of the Oscars and Razzies.
The Flop House: Episode Ten - Good Luck Chuck
Feb 25, 2008 • 55 min
How much Chuck could a Good Luck Chuck, if a good luck could Chuck good?
Flop House Episode Nine - Next
Jan 27, 2008 • 57 min
We’re joined by guest host and Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser, to discuss the movie “Next.”
The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me
Dec 20, 2007 • 48 min
Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan’s tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating…
The Flop House: Episode Seven - Mr. Brooks
Dec 6, 2007 • 39 min
To become a killer, you need to learn from a killer, who’s fathered a killer, investigated by a cop who’s chased by a killer.
The Flop House: Episode Six - Perfect Stranger
Nov 18, 2007 • 46 min
Perfect Stranger is strangely imperfect.
The Flop House: Episode Five - Saw III
Oct 28, 2007
We discuss the film most likely to inspire the response, ‘Let’s seesaw three what?
The Flop House: Episode 4 - The Number 23
Oct 7, 2007 • 44 min
We discuss the ultimate in integer-based horror, The Number 23.
The Flop House: Episode Three - A Sound of Thunder
Sep 16, 2007 • 39 min
What is the sound of one thunder clapping?
The Flop House: Episode Two - Memory
Sep 1, 2007 • 34 min
Funny Talk About Film Flops
The Flop House: Episode One - Stealth
Aug 13, 2007 • 30 min
In the inaugural episode of The Flop House, the team examines Rob Cohen’s fighter-plane-run-amok film Stealth. Meanwhile, Simon discusses sex toys, Stuart does some video store filing, and Dan mispronounces “sentient” a lot. Also, the…