The Flop House

The Flop House

www.flophousepodcast.com
Funny Talk About Film Flops
Ep. #275 - The Meg
Jan 19 • 98 min
A Megan Mullallay biopic
Ep. #274 - Gotti
Jan 5 • 94 min
You gotti be kidding me!
Ep. #273 - The Humanity Bureau
Dec 22, 2018 • 99 min
Cagemas is finally here!
Ep. #272 - Pottersville
Dec 8, 2018 • 97 min
Just your average star-studded Bigfoot furry heartwarming Christmas comedy.
Ep. #271 - Death Wish
Nov 24, 2018 • 82 min
AKA Revenge of the Eggman!
Ep. #270 - Interview with the Vampire
Nov 10, 2018 • 108 min
I call the big one Bitey.
Ep #269 - Friend Request
Oct 27, 2018 • 104 min
The only film that captures the terror of possibly friending a russian sexbot.
Ep #268 - Truth or Dare
Oct 13, 2018 • 114 min
Prequel to Blumhouse’s Never Have I Ever
Ep. #267 - Dwegons and Leprechauns
Sep 29, 2018 • 105 min
You know, dwegons? That common thing dwegons?
Ep. #266 - Slamma Jamma
Sep 15, 2018 • 123 min
A slam-dunk start to Smalltember
Ep. #265 - Geostorm LIVE
Sep 1, 2018 • 98 min
Another echoey live show!
Ep. #264 - The Emoji Movie LIVE
Aug 18, 2018 • 78 min
Puke emoji
Ep. #263 - Samson
Aug 4, 2018 • 135 min
AKA “Parade of Biblical Wigs”
Ep. #262 - Sherlock Gnomes
Jul 21, 2018 • 103 min
Suggested for those in Elementary school, my dear Watson
Ep. #261 - The Hurricane Heist
Jul 7, 2018 • 105 min
Finally hurricanes and heists together in one place!
Ep.#260 - Brain Smasher… A Love Story
Jun 23, 2018 • 131 min
Original subtite: “A Star Wars Story”
Ep. #259 - Fifty Shades Freed
Jun 9, 2018 • 103 min
The biography of lyracist Arthur Freed.
Ep. #258 - Justice League
May 26, 2018 • 122 min
Hey, remember there was that other superhero crossover movie? Whatever happened to it?
Ep. #257 - The Greatest Showman
May 12, 2018 • 103 min
Not Michael Fassbender’s “The Greatest Snowman.”
Ep. #256 - Power Rangers
Apr 28, 2018 • 123 min
The movie for people who used to be undiscerning tweens.
Ep. #255 - The Layover
Apr 14, 2018 • 116 min
Approximately as many laughs as an actual layover.
Ep. #254 - Kidnap
Mar 31, 2018 • 101 min
The film about kids napping.
Ep. #253 - The Snowman
Mar 17, 2018 • 123 min
Mister Police, thank you. You gave us all the memes.
Ep. 252 - The Book of Henry LIVE
Mar 3, 2018 • 114 min
Our first trip to the great white north.
Ep. #251 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Feb 17, 2018 • 101 min
We only counted 999 planets.
Ep. #250 - The Apple
Feb 3, 2018 • 122 min
Like a disco ball exploded in your brain.
Ep.# 249 - The Great Wall LIVE
Jan 20, 2018 • 79 min
Easily, like, one of the top ten walls.
Ep.#247 - Bright
Jan 6, 2018 • 123 min
The movie in which Netflix says, “Hey, we can make crap too!”
Ep.#247 - Inconceivable
Dec 23, 2017 • 103 min
The title’s a pun. Get it?
Ep.#246 - 50 Shades Darker LIVE
Dec 9, 2017 • 82 min
“Mild Butt Slap: The Movie!”
Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Nov 25, 2017 • 105 min
No, Michael Bay didn’t produce a new one yet
Ep. #244 - Unforgettable
Nov 11, 2017 • 121 min
Stop! Heigl-time!
Ep. #243 - The Bye Bye Man
Oct 28, 2017 • 90 min
Or, in England, “The Ta-Ta Chap”
Ep. #242 - Rings LIVE!
Oct 14, 2017 • 84 min
(most of) the Peaches go to L.A.!
Ep. #241 - Pass Thru
Sep 30, 2017 • 120 min
Feel the Breen!
Ep. #240 - Sicilian Vampire
Sep 16, 2017 • 116 min
Bites-a-matta for you, eh?
Ep, #239 - Ghost in the Shell
Sep 2, 2017 • 115 min
A g-g-g-ghost?
Ep. #238 - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE
Aug 19, 2017 • 75 min
He’s back, guys? Remember him? Remember?
Ep. #237 - Ishtar
Aug 5, 2017 • 110 min
Young people: this was like The Room of the 80’s
Ep. #236 - Suicide Squad LIVE
Jul 22, 2017 • 64 min
Less a movie, and more a collection of music cues.
Ep. #235 - USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Jul 8, 2017 • 119 min
Sharknado: WWII Edition
Ep. #234 - The Accountant
Jun 24, 2017 • 111 min
Nothing accounts for this film
Ep.#233 - The Comedian
Jun 10, 2017 • 103 min
You laughin’ at me?
Flop House Promotional Movie Minute
Jun 2, 2017 • 5 min
Some shameless advertising
Ep.#232 - A Dog’s Purpose
May 27, 2017 • 106 min
…is to die a lot, apparently.
Ep. #231 - Mother’s Day
May 13, 2017 • 106 min
The MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Ep. #230 - Monster Trucks
Apr 29, 2017 • 115 min
The movie conceived by a 13-year-old boy
Ep. #229 - Assassin’s Creed
Apr 15, 2017 • 99 min
Really puts the “ass” in assassin.
Ep. #228 - Collateral Beauty
Apr 1, 2017 • 91 min
The dumbest title since Rat Pfink a Boo Boo
Ep. #227 - 1941
Mar 25, 2017 • 113 min
Wars sure are wacky, huh?
Ep. #226 - Max Steel
Mar 18, 2017 • 100 min
The maximum steel allowed
Ep. #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Mar 4, 2017 • 111 min
Bored of the rings.
Ep. #224 - Zoolander 2
Feb 18, 2017 • 100 min
More like boolander (nailed it)
Ep. #223 - The Last Witch Hunter
Feb 4, 2017 • 103 min
No, my dad was Mr. Witch Hunter. Just call me “Last.”
Ep. #222 - Home Sweet Hell
Jan 21, 2017 • 105 min
You had me at hell - o
Ep. #221 - Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jan 7, 2017 • 122 min
They’re fighting over who took the last yogurt.
Ep.#220 - The Trust
Dec 24, 2016 • 104 min
For once we strike Cagemas gold!
Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas
Dec 10, 2016 • 95 min
Previously “Untitled Kirk Cameron Sips Cocoa Project”
Ep. #218 - Nine Lives
Nov 26, 2016 • 117 min
The movie that sounds like a cat food.
Ep. #217 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Nov 12, 2016 • 119 min
The movie that Will Smith said no to. And he said yes to After Earth.
Ep. #216 - The Gallows
Oct 29, 2016 • 113 min
Don’t leave us hanging.
Ep. #215 - The Lazarus Effect
Oct 15, 2016 • 109 min
If Lazarus effects persist, see a doctor.
Ep.# 214 - Victor Frankenstein
Oct 1, 2016 • 104 min
That’s Dr. Frankenstein. I didn’t go to evil medical school for you to call me Victor.
Ep. #213 - Christian Mingle
Sep 17, 2016 • 109 min
A God movie directed by Corbin Bernsen? What could go wrong?
Ep. #212 - No Depo$it
Sep 3, 2016 • 92 min
Smalltember returns!
Ep. #211 - Godzilla (1998)
Aug 20, 2016 • 101 min
It will CRUSH you (r expectations of a good movie)
Ep.# 210 - Fantastic Four LIVE
Aug 6, 2016 • 55 min
The Floptastic Three vs. The Fantastic Four
Ep. #209 - Pay the Ghost
Jul 23, 2016 • 97 min
The ghost doesn’t take AmEx
Ep.# 208 - Norm of the North
Jul 9, 2016 • 82 min
Totally normcore.
Ep.#207 - The Boy
Jun 25, 2016 • 82 min
hoo boy.
Ep.#206 - The Choice
Jun 11, 2016 • 94 min
Is the choice choice?
Ep. #205 - Gods of Egypt
May 28, 2016 • 84 min
In which gods are just a little taller than normal people.
Ep. #204 - We Are Your Friends
May 14, 2016 • 89 min
Now give us your power of attorney
Ep. #203 - Look Who’s Talking Now
Apr 30, 2016 • 89 min
YOU CAN’T TELL US WHAT TO LOOK AT!
Ep. #202 - Burnt
Apr 16, 2016 • 86 min
Ya burnt.
Ep. #201 - Vice
Apr 2, 2016 • 85 min
The ORIGINAL Vice Flop House
Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble
Mar 19, 2016 • 132 min
So it’s come to this.
Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125
Mar 14, 2016 • 41 min
More classic bits.
Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms
Mar 5, 2016 • 82 min
Truly notrageous.
Ep. #198 - The Cobbler
Feb 20, 2016 • 89 min
Finally, the shoe cobbling movie we’ve been waiting for.
Ep. #197 - Seventh Son
Feb 6, 2016 • 86 min
May have been manufactured in a factory that contained dragons.
Ep. #196 - Aloha
Jan 23, 2016 • 71 min
Aloha-ha-ha
Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head
Jan 14, 2016 • 66 min
If you’re a new listener, here’s a good place to start!
Ep. #195 - The Golden Child
Jan 9, 2016 • 107 min
A contest winner selection!
Ep. #194 - Outcast
Dec 26, 2015 • 90 min
Cage bless us every one.
Ep. #193 - United Passions
Dec 12, 2015 • 89 min
Soc it to us.
Ep. #192 - Chappie
Nov 28, 2015 • 95 min
We’re three happy chappies, with snappy sarapes.
Ep. #191 - Men, Women & Children
Nov 14, 2015 • 91 min
You’re sad because of Internet.
Ep. #190 - Ouija
Oct 31, 2015 • 93 min
WHERE TERROR IS SPELLED VERY SLOWLY!
Ep. #189 - Deliver Us from Evil
Oct 17, 2015 • 89 min
Based on a true lie.
The Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover
Oct 10, 2015 • 65 min
The McElroy family feels our pain.
Ep. #188 - Unfriended
Oct 3, 2015 • 76 min
Control Alt Delete
Ep. #187 - Fateful Findings
Sep 19, 2015 • 81 min
These findings are hella fateful.
Ep. #186 - Guardian of the Highlands
Sep 5, 2015 • 86 min
Let’s get Smalltember
Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco
Aug 22, 2015 • 79 min
Say goodnight, Gracie!
Ep. #184 - Drive Hard
Aug 8, 2015 • 74 min
FIRST you want me to drive angry, and NOW you want me to drive hard! Make up your mind!
The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes
Aug 1, 2015 • 53 min
Clip show!
Ep. #183 - Left Behind
Jul 25, 2015 • 78 min
Hallie joins us for Cagemas in July!
Ep. #182 - Strange Magic
Jul 11, 2015 • 67 min
Strange, yes. Magic?
Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending
Jun 27, 2015 • 72 min
Attention descending.
Ep. #180 - CBGB
Jun 13, 2015 • 70 min
As authentically punk as Blink 182
Ep. #179 - Mortdecai
May 30, 2015 • 79 min
Mustache rides for 60 million dollars
Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey
May 16, 2015 • 76 min
We only counted 48.
The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold
May 2, 2015 • 73 min
It was probably untold because of how boring it was.
Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door
Apr 18, 2015 • 75 min
A first edition Flop House? This must’ve cost a fortune!
Ep. #175 - Winter’s Tale
Apr 4, 2015 • 76 min
Exit, pursued by movie.
Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment
Mar 21, 2015 • 78 min
That thing where you hate that thing where people say “that thing where.”
Ep. #173 - Transcendence
Mar 7, 2015 • 70 min
Trancendental blues.
Episode #172 - Dorothy’s Return
Feb 21, 2015 • 98 min
Weirdest “Dr. Oz” spinoff ever.
Episode #171 - No Good Deed
Feb 7, 2015 • 81 min
You’ll pay for your whole seat but only use your whole seat.
Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
Jan 24, 2015 • 72 min
Jay Sherman: “It extincts!”
Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE
Jan 10, 2015 • 76 min
Recorded in front of a live, sold out crowd at The Bell House in Brooklyn
Episode #168 - Rage
Dec 27, 2014 • 72 min
Merry Cagemas, everyone!
Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly
Dec 13, 2014 • 73 min
Return to sender.
Episode #166 - Pompeii
Nov 29, 2014 • 68 min
“POMPEII IS A DISASTER!” —Every review headline
The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)
Nov 15, 2014 • 70 min
“What’s your name, son?” “REMAKE.”
The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire
Nov 1, 2014 • 67 min
Rise of the Wet Pecs
The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D
Oct 18, 2014 • 79 min
Fangs for the mammaries.
The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones
Oct 4, 2014 • 90 min
It’s always the quiet ones…
The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!
Sep 20, 2014 • 79 min
Just as long as the cat doesn’t start telling you to kill.
The Flop House: Episode #160 - God’s Not Dead
Sep 6, 2014 • 77 min
He’s just pining for the fjords.
The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs
Aug 23, 2014 • 76 min
If I could walk with the dinosaurs, talk with the dinosaurs
The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day
Aug 9, 2014 • 68 min
The 12 Labors of Brolincules
The Flop House: Episode #157 - The Legend of Hercules
Jul 26, 2014 • 69 min
The legend is that he ripped off his own ding dong
The Flop House: Episode #156 - 3 Days to Kill
Jul 12, 2014 • 67 min
It’s a pun. GET IT?
The Flop House: Episode #155 - Last Vegas
Jun 28, 2014 • 70 min
What happens in Vegas can we stop using this stupid goddamn tagline now?
The Flop House: Episode #154 - I, Frankenstein
Jun 14, 2014 • 72 min
Based on Mary Shelley’s classic graphic novel
The Flop House: Episode #153 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation
May 31, 2014 • 81 min
No, Joe!
The Flop House: Episode #152 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
May 17, 2014 • 77 min
Born to be Defiled
The Flop House: Episode #151 - Any Which Way You Can
May 3, 2014 • 68 min
Oh what an orangutangled web we weave.
The Flop House: Episode #150 - Grudge Match
Apr 19, 2014 • 67 min
Hey remember those DeNiro and Stallone boxing movies you loved? This is also… a movie.
The Flop House: Episode #149 - Paranoia
Apr 5, 2014 • 66 min
“Paranoia” actually means it’s paranormally annoying.
The Flop House: Episode #148 - Gangster Squad
Mar 22, 2014 • 68 min
Uh, one question, boss: Doesn’t Gangster Squad kind of sound like WE’RE the Gangsters?
The Flop House: Episode #147 - Devil’s Pass AND Awards Floptacular
Mar 8, 2014 • 67 min
The solution to “Devil’s Kidney Stone.”
The Flop House: Episode #146 - B*A*P*S
Feb 22, 2014 • 69 min
Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.
The Flop House: Episode #145 - R.I.P.D.
Feb 8, 2014 • 70 min
Ryan Reynolds’ abs are RIPD like lettuce.
The Flop House: Episode #144 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Jan 25, 2014 • 58 min
First confession: she peed in the pool.
The Flop House: Episode #143 - Battle of the Year
Jan 11, 2014 • 65 min
B-boys, C-movie
The Flop House: Episode #142 - Getaway
Dec 28, 2013 • 70 min
Go away, Getaway.
The Flop House: Episode #141 - Last Ounce of Courage
Dec 13, 2013 • 75 min
You can have my Christmas when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
The Flop House: Episode #140 - After Earth
Nov 30, 2013 • 67 min
JAYDEN WILL BE RECOGNIZED.
The Flop House: Episode #139 - Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Nov 16, 2013 • 73 min
Two is the Cloneliest Number
The Flop House: Episode #138 - Foodfight!
Nov 2, 2013 • 75 min
Simulates a real Foodfight, in that it leaves you pained, sticky, and wanting to vomit.
The Flop House: Episode #137 - The Purge
Oct 19, 2013 • 71 min
Sequel to “The Binge”
The Flop House: Episode #136 - ATM
Oct 5, 2013 • 70 min
Really captures the boredom of waiting at the ATM.
The Flop House: Episode #135 - Olympus Has Fallen
Sep 21, 2013 • 69 min
Help, Olympus Has Fallen, and it can’t get up!
The Flop House: Episode #134 - Upside Down
Sep 7, 2013 • 70 min
Unfortunately not the sequel to Topsy-Turvy.
The Flop House_ Episode #133 - Bullet to the Head
Aug 24, 2013 • 66 min
More accurately, bullet “in” the head, and then quickly “out” of the head.
The Flop House: Episode #132 - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Aug 10, 2013 • 68 min
The prequel to Teen Witch (we assume).
The Flop House: Episode #131 - Marmaduke
Jul 27, 2013 • 67 min
See dog. Dog is large. That is movie.
The Flop House: Episode #130 - The Scarlet Letter
Jul 13, 2013 • 68 min
If only there was this much masturbation in the book we read in high school.
The Flop House: Episode #129 - A Good Day to Die Hard
Jun 29, 2013 • 66 min
Yippee ki-yay, mother floppers.
The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT
Jun 22, 2013 • 6 min
A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening
The Flop House: Episode #128 - Red Dawn
Jun 15, 2013 • 63 min
North Korea would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!
The Flop House: Episode #127 - Safe Haven
Jun 1, 2013 • 66 min
Oh Nicholas Sparks, you’re the creepiest!
The Flop House: Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps
May 17, 2013 • 64 min
The Butler did it.
The Flop House: Episode #125 - Smiley
May 5, 2013 • 69 min
Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack.
The Flop House: Episode #124 - Stolen
Apr 20, 2013 • 69 min
NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE!
The Flop House: Episode #123 - That’s My Boy
Apr 6, 2013 • 66 min
Boy-wise, whose would you say that is?
The Flop House: Episode #122 - Alex Cross
Mar 23, 2013 • 61 min
The beefy hand of justice!
Flop House Classic - Old Dogs
Mar 12, 2013 • 58 min
A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!
The Flop House: Awards Floptacular 2013!
Mar 8, 2013 • 61 min
Just in time to be totally irrelevant!
The Flop House: Episode #121 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Feb 23, 2013 • 64 min
You know, for kids.
The Flop House: Episode #120 - The Paperboy
Feb 9, 2013 • 66 min
Otherwise known as “Untitled Nichole Kidman Urine Project.”
The Flop House: Episode #119 - The Odd Life of Timothy Green
Jan 26, 2013 • 63 min
The movie that depressed a nation.
The Flop House: Episode #118 - Total Recall
Jan 12, 2013 • 65 min
Does this come in “partial” recall? I’m afraid if I get total, I’ll just have leftovers.
The Flop House: Episode #117 - Seeking Justice
Dec 29, 2012 • 68 min
You better watch out, you better not cry, because St. Nicolas Cage is comin’ to town.
The Flop House: Episode #116 - Rock of Ages
Dec 15, 2012 • 65 min
Are you ready for some flop-rocking beats?
The Flop House: Episode #115 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Dec 2, 2012 • 66 min
Lincoln Lincoln, I been thinkin, what the heck have you been killin?
The Flop House: Episode #114 - Abduction
Nov 15, 2012 • 66 min
So shredded like lettuce he looks like Stuart.
The Flop House: Episode #113 - The Devil Inside
Oct 28, 2012 • 59 min
Maybe the devil inside all of us… is love.
The Flop House: Episode #112 - The Raven
Oct 13, 2012 • 61 min
We kick off SHOCKtober with the 100% true story of Edgar Allan Poe’s serial-killer hunting ways.
The Flop House: Episode #111 - A Little Bit of Heaven
Sep 29, 2012 • 62 min
Oh heavenly dog!
The Flop House: Episode #110 - Battleship
Sep 15, 2012 • 64 min
Oh Tim Riggins, you lovable box office poison, you.
The Flop House: Episode #109 - Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
Sep 1, 2012 • 61 min
Its the Rock/Guzman/Caine vehicle you’ve been waiting for!
The Flop House: Episode #108 - Passion Play
Aug 19, 2012 • 60 min
The only thing on Bill Murray’s C.V. more embarrassing than “Garfield.”
The Flop House: Episode #107 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Aug 5, 2012 • 62 min
They stole our idea for “Flop House: Stuart of Vengeance”
The Flop House: Episode #106 - Immortals
Jul 21, 2012 • 59 min
RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Oh… this isn’t that bad movie based on Greek mythology? Which one is this?
The Flop House: Episode #105 - A Thousand Words
Jun 30, 2012 • 64 min
Unfortunately, not the length of the script.
The Flop House: Episode #104 - Atlas Shrugged
Jun 17, 2012 • 62 min
Objectivist speaking, this movie is great. Objectively speaking, it’s terrible.
The Flop House: Episode #103 - One For the Money
Jun 3, 2012 • 60 min
Katherine Heigl has literally NEVER made a bad film.
The Flop House: Episode #102 - Cowboys & Aliens
May 19, 2012 • 60 min
Cowboys & Aliens & Ted & Alice
The Flop House: Episode #101 - The Last Godfather
May 4, 2012 • 64 min
Guest Al Madrigal joins us to discuss our most obscure flop yet.
The Flop House: Episode #100 - Tango & Cash
Apr 21, 2012 • 68 min
AFI’s 100 Episodes, 100 Flops
The Flop House: Episode #99 - The Three Musketeers
Apr 7, 2012 • 63 min
ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR DULL!
The Flop House: Episode #98 - In Time
Mar 23, 2012 • 64 min
But there was time! Time enough… at last!
The Flop House: Episode #97 - Awards Floptacular 2012
Mar 4, 2012 • 70 min
Our annual Oscar recap, long after anyone cares.
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Dream House
Feb 18, 2012 • 62 min
‘Allo ‘allo ‘allo! Danyul Craig ‘ere. Wot a nice house, this is, this is!
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Trespass
Jan 28, 2012 • 59 min
We may owe Nic Cage royalties.
The Flop House: Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian
Jan 13, 2012 • 58 min
The brutal tale of a barbarian and his blood grudge against Jay Leno.
The Flop House: Episode #93 - Green Lantern
Dec 21, 2011 • 57 min
If you like giant green fists punching things, then do we have the hero for you!
The Flop House: Episode #92 - Country Strong
Dec 4, 2011 • 62 min
BECAUSE I’M COOOOUNTRY STROOOONG! COUNTRY STRONG!
The Flop House: Episode #91 - Zookeeper
Nov 21, 2011 • 64 min
Like Doctor Doolittle, only more dispiriting.
The Flop House: Episode #90 - Red Riding Hood
Oct 29, 2011 • 69 min
Not the good English one, about the serial killer. The other one.
The Flop House: Episode #89 - Season of the Witch
Oct 14, 2011 • 63 min
Our transformation into a Cage-cast is complete.
The Flop House: Episode #88 - Priest
Oct 1, 2011 • 55 min
We didn’t know Priests killed vampires! We gotta go to church more!
The Flop House: Episode #87 - My Soul to Take
Sep 17, 2011 • 57 min
Praying to the Lord won’t help.
The Flop House: Episode #86 - The Happiest Millionaire
Sep 2, 2011 • 55 min
Eh. I’ve seen happier.
Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes
Aug 19, 2011 • 19 min
You asked for it. Now you can’t return it.
The Flop House: Episode #85 - Limitless
Jul 31, 2011 • 60 min
Did you know that Bradley Cooper only uses 20% of his brain?
The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch
Jul 17, 2011 • 58 min
Perhaps we can just direct you to a few fetish sites you might enjoy?
The Flop House: Episode #83 - I Am Number Four
Jun 25, 2011 • 58 min
Why is three afraid of four? Because I Am Number Four is a terrible movie.
The Flop House: Episode #82 - Drive Angry
Jun 12, 2011 • 53 min
This episode in THREE DIMENSIONS!
The Flop House: Episode #81 - The Roommate
May 28, 2011 • 59 min
Being the meat in a Minka Kelly/Leighton Meister sandwich is less pleasant than it sounds.
The Flop House: Movie Minute #36 - A Shameless Plug
May 21, 2011 • 6 min
Wanna know more about the LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT?
The Flop House: Episode #80 - The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
May 6, 2011 • 59 min
Next time, just get one of those master sorcerers.
The Flop House: Episode #79 - Knight and Day
Apr 22, 2011 • 56 min
Wyatt Cenac joins us to discuss one of our least rage-inducing films yet.
The Flop House: Episode #78 - Gooby
Apr 10, 2011 • 58 min
The most horrifying bear since Teddy Ruxpin
The Flop House: Episode #77 - Skyline
Mar 27, 2011 • 57 min
The thing that makes this alien invasion film Skyline, is that it’s served over spaghetti.
The Flop House’s Third Annual Awards Floptacular
Mar 5, 2011 • 59 min
Our third post-Oscars awards floptactular, and the first without audio problems.
The Flop House: Episode #75 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Feb 17, 2011 • 59 min
The 75th podcast anniversary is traditionally the “Gyllenhaal Anniversary.”
The Flop House: Episode #74 - Valentine’s Day
Feb 5, 2011 • 59 min
This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants: three nerds doing a podcast.
The Flop House: Episode #73 - Devil
Jan 22, 2011 • 54 min
ROOM FOR ONE MORE…
The Flop House: Episode #72 - Killers
Jan 8, 2011 • 58 min
America’s romance with light comedies about married people who are also murderers ends here.
The Flop House: Episode #71 - The Last Airbender
Dec 19, 2010 • 59 min
The bendiest air on the silver screen.
The Flop House: Episode #70 - Jonah Hex
Dec 5, 2010 • 51 min
What the Hex?
The Flop House: Episode #69 - Big Money Rustlas
Nov 12, 2010 • 48 min
F***in’ movies, how do they work?
The Flop House: Episode #68 - Teen Witch
Oct 29, 2010 • 56 min
Remember back in the 80’s when there were teen witches everywhere?
The Flop House: Episode #67 - The Uninvited
Oct 16, 2010 • 46 min
An invitation to terribleness.
The Flop House: Episode #66 - Blood: The Last Vampire
Oct 2, 2010 • 60 min
They claimed this would be the last vampire, in 2009. Were we ever so naive?
The Flop House - Episode #65: Old Dogs
Aug 15, 2010 • 58 min
Dirty old egg-sucking dog.
The Flop House: Episode #64 - Repo Men
Jul 30, 2010 • 59 min
You’d think that, with two movies about reposessing organs, ONE of them would get it right.
The Flop House: Episode #63 - From Paris With Love
Jul 9, 2010 • 56 min
The Travolta/Rhys-Meyers buddy film we’ve been waiting for.
The Flop House: Episode #62 - Legion
Jun 19, 2010 • 59 min
Just call me angel, with an uzi baby/ Just smash my cheek before you leave.
The Flop House: Episode #61 - Surrogates
Jun 5, 2010 • 54 min
A tearjerking drama about Bruce Willis carrying his sister’s baby to term.
The Flop House: Episode #60 - All About Steve
May 20, 2010 • 57 min
The Razzie yin to Sandra Bullock’s Oscar-winning yang.
The Flop House: Episode #59 - Law Abiding Citizen
May 9, 2010 • 53 min
Gerard Butler, we’re only hard on you because we care.
The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon
Apr 11, 2010 • 52 min
We recommend you rent Thigh-highlight: Nude Moon, instead.
The Flop House: Episode #57 - Sorority Row
Mar 27, 2010 • 59 min
More like So-Horror-ty Row, right guys? -The Cryptkeeper
The Flop House_ Episode #56 - Whiteout
Mar 6, 2010 • 54 min
None of the thrills of snowblindness with all of the difficulty seeing!
The Flop House Movie Minute #35 - Best Picture Decimal System
Feb 28, 2010 • 10 min
TEN BEST PICTURE NOMINEES? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth
Feb 21, 2010 • 58 min
They somehow made a boring film of Katherine Heigl in vibrating panties.
The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer
Feb 6, 2010 • 52 min
The second part of the trilogy, after The Game. We can’t wait til Gamest comes out.
The Flop House: Episode #53 - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Jan 23, 2010 • 58 min
She’s a little bit country and barely anything resembling rock and roll.
The Flop House: Episode #52 - Dragonball: Evolution
Jan 10, 2010 • 45 min
Shocking that a movie all about dragon balls is rated PG.
The Flop House Movie Minute #34 - Movie Minute Mailbag: The Squeakquel
Dec 20, 2009 • 11 min
We answer another letter from a loyal listener.
The Flop House: Episode #51 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Dec 12, 2009 • 54 min
To paraphrase Patton Oswalt - Oh, you like Wolverine? Well we’re gonna show him to you as a little kid!
The Flop House Movie Minute #33 - Writers Guild
Dec 6, 2009 • 10 min
Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet!
The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo
Nov 22, 2009 • 49 min
No go Delgo.
The Flop House Movie Minute #32 - Twisted Trailers 4: Through the Portal of Time
Nov 16, 2009 • 2 min
Who doesn’t love trailers and shaggy dog puns?
The Flop House: Episode #49 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Nov 8, 2009 • 51 min
Most legends don’t co-star Chris Klein.
The Flop House: Episode #48 - The Chaos Experiment
Oct 26, 2009 • 55 min
We apologize for the bad audio. Also, we apologize for watching The Chaos Experiment.
The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live
Oct 18, 2009 • 9 min
Our first ever video podcast lets you join us at the UCB Theater NY, for our guest appearance on Andy Rocco’s Hipster Show
The Flop House: Episode #47 - The Unborn
Oct 10, 2009 • 48 min
If you want some J-horror of the kind that would be comfortable on J-date, The Unborn is for you.
The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed
Sep 27, 2009 • 46 min
It’s like Jungle Fever but terrible and without any social consciousness! We discuss Obsessed.
The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address
Sep 20, 2009 • 2 min
A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.
The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers
Sep 13, 2009 • 50 min
We’re joined by the authors of The Werewolf’s Guide to Life, to dissect this werewolf travesty.
The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag
Sep 6, 2009 • 13 min
More letters from our loyal listeners.
The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing
Aug 29, 2009 • 49 min
Knowing Me, Knowing Nic Cage’s Inexplicable Career Choices
The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill
Aug 15, 2009 • 53 min
De Niro! Pacino! Together in the most generic cop thriller never on Cinemax.
Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes
Aug 9, 2009 • 7 min
A Very Ziggy Rerun
The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Aug 2, 2009 • 40 min
Wish I could be… Blart of your world.
The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection
Jul 26, 2009 • 3 min
Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advert
The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds
Jul 19, 2009 • 57 min
Zounds! 12 Rounds!
The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down
Jul 12, 2009 • 7 min
Thanks to recording in advance, we’re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.
The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th
Jun 28, 2009 • 56 min
Topless waterskiing! We discuss Friday the 13th.
The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars
Jun 13, 2009 • 47 min
We watch Bride Wars. It’s kind of like Star Wars for teen girls.
The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House
Jun 7, 2009 • 1 min
Paul Masson’s got nothing on us.
The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua
May 30, 2009 • 55 min
Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait… I’m thinking of Taco Bell.
The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle
May 25, 2009 • 13 min
Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he’d like to see.
The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds
May 17, 2009 • 40 min
America said, “Surely they can’t make a dull movie with Will Smith,” and Hollywood said, “Oh yeah?” and gave us Seven Pounds.
The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again
May 11, 2009 • 10 min
America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.
The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit
May 3, 2009 • 46 min
We talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.
The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof
Apr 15, 2009 • 57 min
Kirk Cameron IS Fireproof, just as religious films are apparently critic-proof.
The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf
Apr 4, 2009 • 2 min
Even more trailers for upcoming films.
The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors
Mar 28, 2009 • 50 min
We watch Kiefer Sutherland in Mirrors. The movie— we didn’t break into his bathroom.
The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes
Mar 22, 2009 • 2 min
Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here’s an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain.
The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol
Mar 14, 2009 • 54 min
What does conservative comedy look like? We hope not An American Carol.
The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen’s Penises
Mar 8, 2009 • 3 min
Turns out it’s Whoopi Goldberg.
Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!
Mar 1, 2009 • 56 min
All about the Oscars. Also: sorry about the audio problems in this episode.
The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning
Feb 21, 2009 • 2 min
Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!
The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote
Feb 15, 2009 • 59 min
Kevin Costner holds America hostage in the gumming satire, Swing Vote.
Flop House Klassic - Untraceable
Feb 8, 2009 • 41 min
Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the equipment. So until next week, please enjoy this re-run.
The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait
Feb 1, 2009 • 20 min
We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.
The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous
Jan 25, 2009 • 53 min
Nic Cage’s greasy hair is a deadly hitman in Bangkok Dangerous.
The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets
Jan 11, 2009 • 55 min
We get served… a big helping of Step Up 2: The Streets
The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys
Dec 21, 2008 • 4 min
Christmas specials under the microscope.
The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
Dec 14, 2008 • 58 min
The Bataan Death March of whimsy.
The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue
Dec 6, 2008 • 2 min
More trailers for the biggest winter releases.
The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses
Nov 22, 2008 • 52 min
The gang does each other’s hair and watches 27 Dresses.
The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections
Nov 15, 2008 • 4 min
We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.
The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes
Nov 9, 2008 • 49 min
It’s the dynamic duo this week, for a discussion of the sadly overlong 88 Minutes.
The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!
Oct 26, 2008 • 11 min
Stuart’s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.
The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening
Oct 19, 2008 • 58 min
It’s finally here! We happen upon M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.
The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
Oct 11, 2008 • 5 min
In the first edition of Name Droppin’, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.
The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night
Oct 4, 2008 • 54 min
Shocktober begins with our examination of Prom Night, a.k.a. Generic Slasher #1485.
The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun
Sep 27, 2008 • 3 min
We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.
Flop House Klassic - Bratz
Sep 21, 2008 • 57 min
Due to a confluence of unfortunate circumstances, we have to run a rerun. But WHAT a rerun!
The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs
Sep 14, 2008 • 57 min
We come roaring back from a spotty few weeks with our look at Wild Hogs, an even gayer Travolta film than Hairspray.
The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest
Sep 7, 2008 • 3 min
We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.
The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point
Aug 24, 2008 • 53 min
Bestweekever.tv’s Sara Schaefer joins us for a discussion of Vantage Point, aka Rashomon for dumb people.
Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback
Aug 10, 2008 • 5 min
We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.
The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call
Aug 3, 2008 • 52 min
One Missed Call is as good as another, provided “another” is any other J-horror remake.
On Vacation
Jul 27, 2008 • 2 min
The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don’t want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch
The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.
Jul 20, 2008 • 53 min
Who knew the dawn of man was this boring?
The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf
Jul 13, 2008 • 12 min
Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.
The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition
Jul 6, 2008 • 51 min
Sandy Bullock has become unstuck in time. Also in her career. (We watch Premonition.)
The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters
Jun 29, 2008 • 7 min
We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!
The Flop House: Episode #20 - Jumper
Jun 22, 2008 • 49 min
Hayden Christensen IS jumper IN Jumper WHILE WEARING a jumper.
The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers
Jun 15, 2008 • 2 min
Previews for some big summer titles.
The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes
Jun 2, 2008 • 2 min
The Long, Awkward Conversation of the Lambs
The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
May 17, 2008 • 48 min
Even Superman vs. Muhammed Ali was a better grudge match than this one.
The Flop House Movie Minute #6 - Con Men
May 11, 2008 • 10 min
What are the odds that three male podcasters are also comics nerds?
The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars
May 4, 2008 • 43 min
The history of Dragon Wars is written by the victors.
The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons
Apr 27, 2008 • 3 min
Spiders! Everyone’s covered in spiders!
The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions
Apr 4, 2008 • 3 min
A Flop House favorite gets the sequel trailer it deserves.
The Flop House: Episode Thirteen - The Invasion
Mar 30, 2008 • 58 min
Even Nicole Kidman’s sweater can’t save The Invasion
The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale
Mar 23, 2008 • 3 min
Noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.
The Flop House: Episode Twelve - Awake
Mar 15, 2008 • 56 min
A twofer of Flop-worthy actors star in the “thriller” Awake. Also, new microphones!
The Flop House Movie Minute #1
Mar 9, 2008 • 3 min
The first of our all-new short supplementary episodes covers some of the ground lost from our Awards Floptacular.
The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular
Mar 6, 2008 • 47 min
We land someone who’s actually worked on the Academy Awards for our discussion of the Oscars and Razzies.
The Flop House: Episode Ten - Good Luck Chuck
Feb 25, 2008 • 55 min
How much Chuck could a Good Luck Chuck, if a good luck could Chuck good?
Flop House Episode Nine - Next
Jan 27, 2008 • 57 min
We’re joined by guest host and Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser, to discuss the movie “Next.”
The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me
Dec 20, 2007 • 48 min
Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan’s tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating…
The Flop House: Episode Seven - Mr. Brooks
Dec 6, 2007 • 39 min
To become a killer, you need to learn from a killer, who’s fathered a killer, investigated by a cop who’s chased by a killer.
The Flop House: Episode Six - Perfect Stranger
Nov 18, 2007 • 46 min
Perfect Stranger is strangely imperfect.
The Flop House: Episode Five - Saw III
Oct 28, 2007
We discuss the film most likely to inspire the response, ‘Let’s seesaw three what?
The Flop House: Episode 4 - The Number 23
Oct 7, 2007 • 44 min
We discuss the ultimate in integer-based horror, The Number 23.
The Flop House: Episode Three - A Sound of Thunder
Sep 16, 2007 • 39 min
What is the sound of one thunder clapping?
The Flop House: Episode Two - Memory
Sep 1, 2007 • 34 min
Funny Talk About Film Flops
The Flop House: Episode One - Stealth
Aug 13, 2007 • 30 min
In the inaugural episode of The Flop House, the team examines Rob Cohen’s fighter-plane-run-amok film Stealth. Meanwhile, Simon discusses sex toys, Stuart does some video store filing, and Dan mispronounces “sentient” a lot. Also, the…