Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

www.keithandthegirl.com
www.KeithandTheGirl.com


3275: Unmasked w/ Rod Morrow
May 28 • 69 min
Yoga and meditation’s sissy stigma; Malaysia’s COVID-19 guidelines for women; black culture and Keith’s movie reviews; gun control and Chemda’s back concrete; Amy Cooper’s racist 911 call, her dog abuse, and her forced apology; mask shaming;…
3274: Daddy’s Home w/ Liz Miele
May 26 • 50 min
Chemda’s eye update; Father Malley’s 52nd Wedding Anniversary and his unappreciative children; life and love in a pandemic; Keith and Kyle’s 2nd anniversary and being too polite
3273: Eye Contact w/ Ophira Eisenberg
May 24 • 59 min
Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam
3272: Daddy Issues w/ Keith and Ken Malley
May 23 • 90 min
Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.
3271: Quarantine House w/ Hannah Berner
May 22 • 49 min
Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died
3270: OCD and COVID-19 w/ Tracey Carnazzo and Apia
May 18 • 59 min
Big Pharma’s Apia explains Tracey, Germany, and Chemda’s heart; virtual magic
3269: Where’s the Beef? w/ Steve Schirripa
May 15 • 54 min
Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities’ negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods’s horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres’s bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers…
3268: Grill Marks w/ Kevin Allison
May 13 • 44 min
Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend
3267: Quarantine-Friendly w/ Jess Wood
May 11 • 49 min
Daddy Issues is a hit; cheating during quarantine, kicking someone out during quarantine, and letting someone in during quarantine (mask sex); Kevin Spacey can relate to you
3266: The Princess Bride w/ John F. O’Donnell
May 8 • 55 min
Mental illness, family, and the COVID-19 quarantine; making head or tails out of conspiracies; JFOD’s first manic episode
3265: All Things Must Pass w/ Myq Kaplan
May 6 • 43 min
Money Heist, Westworld, and forcing yourself to watch bad TV; Nicolas Cage will play the Tiger King; maskless President Trump’s voter trolling; Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12
3264: Citizenship w/ Katharine Heller
May 4 • 53 min
Keith’s Citizenship grade; your partner’s trick questions and caring about being right; Keith’s friend Chris Reed aka Younger Chris died; Katharine’s COVID-19; mistakenly easing lockdown and Michigan’s armed protesters; NYC’s homeless, the…
3263: Alleviating Anxiety w/ Alyssa Limperis
May 1 • 38 min
NYC, LA, and the never ending story; real life vs. virtual life; stress shopping; Brooklyn funeral home’s stacked bodies; Alyssa’s celebrity mom
3262: Senior Partner w/ Jesse David Fox
Apr 29 • 56 min
Working and loving from home; Corona beer’s #CincoAtHime campaign; Trump and Pence’s anti-mask stance; virtual comedy shows and Adam Sandler’s greatest movie
3261: Va Va Va Voom
Apr 27 • 40 min
President Trump and the proper amount of bleach to drink; KATG appearances and the fascination with Marilyn Monroe; MAtt’s killers found
3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman
Apr 23 • 43 min
Latest COVID-19 news: deaths, domestic animals, governors reopening their states, and the U.S.’s immigration ban; Secret Service stories; Eugene’s documentary, his wife’s death, and raising his 3-year-old son; Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski both…
3259: Fuck You, Dad
Apr 20 • 34 min
4/20 in 4/20 at 4:20; sex, essential workers, and the extended lockdown; betting money on virus deaths; test taking at home; COVID 19 = no school shootings; Anne Frank’s struggles, haunted houses, and getting dumped on Zoom; President Trump and…
3258: Essential
Apr 13 • 29 min
Crime as you understand it is down while domestic abuse is up; hand-washing your clothes thanks to COVID-19; Are you essential?; Easter, Passover, and church gatherings; SNL at Home; food delivery; knowing your children; coronavirus and goofy leaders…
3257: Danny Is the Asshole w/ Danny Vega
Apr 11 • 48 min
Extreme distancing and COVID-19; Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 presidential race; AITA - Coronavirus Edition
3256: Man on the Moon - Part 5 w/ Dave Hill, Chris Gersbeck, Jake Flores, Alex Ptak, Kyle Thompson, and Laura Regan
Apr 10 • 140 min
Keith’s dad, The Riddler, has taken us to an all new season of Cat’s Cradle: Season 3. This part of the year-long mega-saga features 6 entertainers and The Big Reveal.
3255: The Mask
Apr 6 • 37 min
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, President Trump, and Tommy Lee; a tiger has COVID-19; kids vs. virtual school; Pat Robertson blames the coronavirus on giving women oral sex; drug dealers’ group texts; Louis C.K. has a new stand-up…
3254: Use Code KATG w/ Andrea Allan
Apr 2 • 64 min
USA’s highest unemployment record (currently 6.6 million), UK having 500 deaths a day; Andrea’s coronavirus infection; the new way of dating apps; President Trump proud of his TV ratings; KATG.com/chat and KATG Week; Xerxes
3253: Kyle Hates Movies w/ Kyle Ocasio
Mar 31 • 57 min
Trump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood…
3252: Better Off Dead
Mar 27 • 35 min
50% enjoy this new way of living; Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and COVID-19; hospital problems and coronavirus testing; Stairway to Heaven’s day in court
3251: New York Tough
Mar 25 • 46 min
COVID-19, divorce inquiries up 50%, and financial struggles; President Trump, TV doctors, and Pornhub; politicians manipulating the stock market; Keith’s dad revisited; God, your prayers, and Jerry Falwell Jr.; Keith’s drumming skills; MAtt died…
3250: Making Bread
Mar 23 • 38 min
COVID-19, sex, and relationships; coronavirus wedding; Keith’s dad reaches out; Cardi B, Lil Nas X, and royalties; Kenny Rogers folds ‘em
3249: Imagine
Mar 20 • 36 min
Our fearless leader; sex and the coronavirus; hate crimes and the Chinese Virus; Playboy’s final print edition; Gal Gadot’s Imagine, Vanessa Hudgen’s callousness, and tone deaf celebrities; multi-millionaire televangelists explain the importance…
3248: Love in the Time of Corona
Mar 18 • 50 min
Quarantine, grocery shopping, cam girls, vasectomies, and restaurant-worthy sandwiches; Joe Biden and Keith’s dad continue to defeat Bernie Sanders; Brother Love, Tennessee gun owner
3247: My Corona
Mar 15 • 38 min
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison; the COVID-19 pandemic; Steak and Blowjob Day; Dr. Dr. Dr. Prof. Father Malley, ESP and linquististical expert
3246: Weird but Not True w/ Kyle Thompson and Laura Regan
Mar 12 • 89 min
Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles
3245: Hurts so Good w/ Lindsay Goldwert
Mar 11 • 48 min
Cheese of the year; BDSM and being an alpha woman; Gristedes billionaire covertly face-scans her daughter’s dates
3244: Shooters Gotta Shoot w/ Erica Spera
Mar 10 • 54 min
KATG’s 15-year anniversary dinner; Cheech & Chong; basketball, football, and making love like your dad; catching cheaters; herpes support groups; bank robberies and first dates
3243: Bullet Points and Punch Lines w/ Lee Camp
Mar 9 • 58 min
The history of KATG; Redacted Tonight and RT America; Elizabeth Warren’s endorsement; political ads, Joe Biden’s dementia, and Corn Pop revisited; Lee helping keep a man off death row; the Catholic Church vs. the Impossible Burger; Woody Allen’s pub
3242: Finding Happy w/ Peter Grossman and Sarah Temech
Mar 8 • 56 min
Defending the paparazzi; $79 Purell; Keith vs. Greyhound; casinos teach you how to keep gambling fun; Ten Steps to Finding Happy: A Guide to Permanent Satisfaction
3241: Women Are Ugly
Mar 4 • 43 min
Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNB
3240: TakE A hiKE w/ Myq Kaplan and Paul Hooper
Mar 3 • 69 min
Lack of sex; Love Is Blind; dating apps; Uncle MAtt tries to defend himself; coronavirus update; New York’s plastic bag ban; James Lipton died
3239: Super Tuesday w/ Adrienne Iapalucci
Mar 2 • 61 min
Keith vs. children with black belts; estranged family; Super Tuesday and not voting; Billy Idol’s idling campaign; Hot Pockets heiress gets 5 months in college admissions scandal; pregnancy and women’s ages
3238: Up and Down Names
Mar 1 • 63 min
KATG’s 15-year anniversary; Kevin Barnett remembered; cReEPs and Keith’s stepson; KATG Week; GOOTZ! Update; Chemda vs. Billy Procida; Parasite, The Invisible Man, Midsommar, and Hollywood’s buzzwords; Corona beer and the coronavirus; Garth Brooks, B
3237: Problem Child w/ Gilbert Gottfried
Feb 26 • 51 min
Celebrity Paranormal Project; romance and the flower shop that covers for you; raising children; Gilbert vs. The Emmys; SNL and Pete Davidson; celebrity staffers’ gossip; Palestinian tahini; stress dreams; 10-year-old boy knocks up 13-year-old girl
3236: Parasite w/ Billy Procida and Andrea Allan
Feb 25 • 95 min
Social media fights; AVN Awards; smash-and-grabs; paypigs; Parasite in detail; Jojo Rabbit; fisting
3235: Plug It In w/ Don Jamieson
Feb 24 • 49 min
XFL; NFL player’s 157-pound weed buy; Mötley Crüe, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne; paparazzi; Harvey Weinstein found guilty; comedian kills Dr. Amie Harwick; Quentin Tarantino’s first child
3234: Sniffing Glue w/ Jake Flores and Alex Ptak
Feb 23 • 63 min
Tarp Law and living in a glue factory; Bernie Bros explained and Mike Bloomberg’s controversial past; the conclusion of The Dad Emails(?)
3233: Mike Drop w/ Dave Hill and Chris Gersbeck
Feb 20 • 70 min
Dave and your mother and in some cases your father; jury duty; microdosing mushrooms and overdosing aspirin; knowing your way around; strip club food; Cat’s Cradle, Cat-fishing, and attempted gaslighting
3232: Dopamine Loops w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau
Feb 19 • 78 min
Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania
3231: 12th Annual KATGuh Award Winners w/ Dylan Adler
Feb 18 • 57 min
Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners
3230: A Moist Wink w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio
Feb 17 • 94 min
Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family
3229: Honestly w/ David Feldman
Feb 12 • 55 min
Fake marriages and fake divorces; dating and new love; the KFC proposal; Tough Guys for Trump; Bernie Bros
3228: Welcome to America w/ Nataly Aukar
Feb 11 • 68 min
The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s tria
3227: Oscar! Oscar! 2020
Feb 10 • 58 min
The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers
3226: We’re All Assholes w/ Danny Vega and Sara Levine
Feb 5 • 50 min
Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d’, headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes