California King

California King
a new journal of emotional hygiene

The Velcro Side
Jul 3 • 39 min
Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks. Are you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with? There's no longer any need to feel left out or…
Flair School
Jun 26 • 41 min
Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands. Thank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your…
Love Pharmacy
Jun 19 • 22 min
Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment. Welcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient.…
Ring Light Parade
May 29 • 42 min
Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street. Ring Light Parade - YouTubeLinks:Ring Light Parade - YouTube
Th3rd Stage at Scottfest
May 21 • 57 min
Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳 "Th3rd Stage at Scottfest" - YouTubeLinks:Th3rd Stage at Scottfest - YouTube
What is HØL?
Apr 4 • 37 min
Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama. Everything was…