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MADONNA SPECTACLE 6: REBORN AGAIN
Jul 12 • 1 min
Madonna Spectacle is invincible.
MADONNA SPECTACLE 5: BON VOYAGE AND WELCOME BACK
Jul 12 • 1 min
“Also, you’re my favorite person in the whole, wide world.”
MADONNA SPECTACLE 4: THE QUEST FOR THE PHALLOS
Jul 12 • 1 min
“Madonna Spectacle… you don’t need anyone at all!”
MADONNA SPECTACLE 3: MONSTERMOM
Jul 12 • 1 min
“Honey, it’s me, mom…. You need to come home.” Monstermom.
MADONNA SPECTACLE 2: FROM RAGDOLL TO BRAGDOLL
Jul 12 • 1 min
“I have a tale to tell Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well” MADONNA SPECTACLE 2: FROM RAGDOLL TO BRAGDOLL
MADONNA SPECTACLE 1: THE CREATION OF MADONNA SPECTACLE
Jul 12 • 1 min
The creation of Madonna Spectacle. In the beginning, there was darkness.
Alice in Wonderland – We’re All Mad Here - Part 1 of 3
Jul 5 • 0 min
Alice asks for directions.
Lost Connections – part 7 of 8 (E8 D1)
Jul 5 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Wolverine
Jul 5 • 0 min
Surprising trivia fact about Hugh Jackman’s preparation to play Wolverine.
Teenage Central High - See Note
Jul 5 • 0 min
Pip gets a note asking how she feels about a special someone.
Fox Sparrow
Jul 5 • 0 min
This is the song of the Fox Sparrow!
STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
Jul 5 • 0 min
PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, our podcast “Listen, Rinse, Repeat” has reached an important milestone.
Geographically Impaired
Jun 21 • 1 min
Raise your hand if you’ve always suspected your GPS is judging you…
Strange Eggs - Chicken
Jun 21 • 1 min
Chickens lay strange eggs.
Fiona Sets the Record Straight
Jun 21 • 0 min
EPISODE 2: Fiona Sets the Record Straight
Lost Connections – part 6 of 8 (E4 D8)
Jun 21 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To…
Becky and the Volvo
Jun 21 • 0 min
Becky tries to get rid of her Volvo.
Troy Leon Greg
Jun 21 • 0 min
You’re already on Death Row, why not try to escape? What have you got to lose?
PSA FAILURE
Jun 14 • 0 min
The announcer can’t get behind what he’s selling.
Samoa Flu
Jun 14 • 0 min
How did American Samoa avoid the Spanish flu? Could it be that they all washed their hands??? Nope. But wash yours anyway.
Bac & Teria 6
Jun 14 • 0 min
Just when our pair thought they were safe…
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 3
Jun 14 • 1 min
Those Caped Couponers are really a pain in the backside, I tell ya.
Tummy Troubles
Jun 14 • 1 min
A brief introduction to Physician Imhotep
Strange Eggs - Seahorse
Jun 14 • 0 min
Seahorses lay strange eggs.
Lost Connections – part 5 of 8 (E3 D7)
Jun 9 • 1 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 2
Jun 9 • 1 min
Everything at TawdryMart is top shelf. And Martin’s a bit of an idiot.
Senior Superheroes - A Typical Monday
Jun 9 • 1 min
Mondays are the worst, if it’s actually Monday.
Bac & Teria 5
Jun 9 • 0 min
Our pair is being pulled in by a strong force.
YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
Jun 9 • 0 min
Gentlemen, our podcast “Listen, Rinse, Repeat” needs more of that show about the lady cops!
RessuciAnne
Jun 9 • 0 min
The standard-issue female CPR training dummy is called RessuciAnne, and she’s got a story of her own…
Erik McGuffin - Salesman
Jun 7 • 0 min
Erik McGuffin is once again desperate to land a sale.
Strange Eggs - Whelk
Jun 7 • 0 min
Whelks lay connected eggs.
Lost Connections – part 4 of 8 (E6 D3)
Jun 7 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 1
Jun 7 • 1 min
Grab your Affordabuddy (TM) and get ready to ruuummmmble!
Bac & Teria 4
Jun 7 • 0 min
Our pair hears something scary up ahead….
ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
Jun 7 • 0 min
Behind the scenes at the Listen, Rinse, Repeat board meeting….
Bottle of Sprite
Jun 4 • 0 min
What exactly happens when you’re trapped in a jar?
SK Fans
Jun 4 • 0 min
What will happen if you leave a fan on overnight?
Give and Take
Jun 4 • 0 min
Don’t anthropomorphise.
Oosiks
Jun 4 • 1 min
Anikah and Rose wonder if a tourist is brave enough to go into George’s antique shop.
Lost in Place - Day 18
Jun 4 • 0 min
There may be something dangerous in the woods with them …
Bac & Teria 3
Jun 4 • 0 min
Our pair finds themselves moving very fast in the dark.
Lost Connections – part 3 of 8 (E5 D5)
Jun 3 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Strange Eggs - Robin
Jun 3 • 0 min
Robins lay blue eggs.
Miss Unsinkable
Jun 3 • 0 min
Third time wasn’t the charm for Violet. Maybe the 4th?
Three Rounds
Jun 3 • 0 min
What can YOU do in twenty seconds?
Bac & Teria 2
Jun 3 • 0 min
Our pair find each other, but covered by a strange substance.
Skateboards 4 Babies
Jun 3 • 0 min
An ad for the very good company Skateboards 4 Babies
Coronavirus Resolutions
May 31 • 0 min
Resolutions for these times.
Three-fer Assasination
May 31 • 0 min
Seward was almost killed the same night as Lincoln.
Bac & Teria 1
May 31 • 0 min
Our pair is swept away to a strange place.
Teenage Central High - Algo-Rhythm
May 31 • 0 min
Hockett’s having trouble figuring out who to take to the dance on Friday.
Vulnerable
May 31 • 0 min
A poem to serve as a reminder that Blackness should not be weaponized
1632 West 21st Street Part 12
May 28 • 0 min
Something was scratching around Margaret’s window last night….
1632 West 21st Street Part 11
May 28 • 0 min
Something kept Margaret awake last night, and it wasn’t a ukelele. (and that’s not a metaphor)
1632 West 21st Street Part 10
May 28 • 0 min
Michael can be mean. But just how mean is he?
1632 West 21st Street Part 9
May 28 • 0 min
Why you really shouldn’t watch scary movies alone… or while fighting with your partner.
1632 West 21st Street Part 8
May 28 • 0 min
You can’t even depend on the turnips.
1632 West 21st Street Part 7
May 28 • 0 min
WWWCWD? (What would William Carlos Williams do?)
Lost Connections – part 2 of 8 (E2 D4)
May 26 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Strange Eggs - Snake
May 26 • 0 min
Snakes lay strange eggs.
Ny-Alesund
May 26 • 1 min
Will Brick leave Broken for the far north town of Ny-Alesund?
A Tale of Two Hearts
May 26 • 0 min
When life can finally begin.
Smoot
May 26 • 0 min
How long is a smoot?
Fiona Faucet
May 26 • 0 min
Meet Fiona Faucet - the brains behind your new smart-home faucet.
The River Stole the Gods: Part 4
May 24 • 0 min
The kobolds are no match for the river.
Becky and the Carpet
May 24 • 0 min
Becky doesn’t like her carpet.
Motelamericanapodcast
May 24 • 0 min
Words of advice from Jack’s old pal Ahab Cloud.
Toilet Paper Apocalypse: The Coronavirus (COVID-19)
May 24 • 0 min
Pandemic musings.
Lost Connections – part 1 of 8 (E1 D6)
May 24 • 0 min
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
Fashion Doll Hotline
May 24 • 0 min
The fashion doll hotline is here for any fashion doll in need.
Strange Eggs - Hoopoe
May 21 • 0 min
Hoopoes lay smelly eggs.
Sheriff Jim
May 21 • 1 min
How Sheriff Jim came up with the idea for the bugle warning system.
Relative Populations
May 21 • 0 min
The world has more: a. plastic flamingos b. real flamingos
The River Stole the Gods: Part 3
May 21 • 0 min
The kobolds need to get their story straight.
All Solutions Are Now Workarounds
May 21 • 0 min
Finally, a conversation.
Emergency Board Meeting
May 21 • 0 min
The Listen Rinse Repeat Corporation faces its biggest challenge.
Yakuza Kiwami – 20 Second Game Reviews
May 19 • 0 min
Matheus Carneiro (Matt) from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game Yakuza Kiwami.
Future You: Part 8 of 8
May 19 • 0 min
“Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Brought To You By Director Commentary
May 19 • 0 min
James Rossi, director, writer, and performer of the “Brought to You By” episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat gives a director commentary on said episode.
Psalm 30:5
May 19 • 0 min
A sleepless night gives way to a hopeful morning.
ADHD
May 19 • 0 min
ADHD is not a punchline. Especially now.
Public Service Announcement
May 19 • 1 min
A PSA regarding word usage.
Royalties
May 17 • 0 min
How royalties work (for some and not so much for others) by Your Brain on Facts!
The Editor #2
May 17 • 0 min
A message from The Editor, regarding ducks.
Strange Eggs - Lacewing
May 17 • 0 min
Lacewings lay strange eggs.
Senior Superheroes - The Secret’s Out
May 17 • 0 min
Special Early Bird’s secret identity is revealed. Does that spell trouble for our superhero?
The Jackhole River
May 17 • 0 min
Johnny 99 saw Margaret Hall today by the river.
A Plea for Help
May 17 • 0 min
The coronavirus needs your help.
Brought To You By
May 14 • 0 min
A listing of sponsors for today’s episode!
Future You: Part 7 of 8
May 14 • 0 min
“Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 5
May 14 • 0 min
The wizard and the student leave, and Basil gets a gift.
The Fonder They Fall
May 14 • 0 min
A lover explains why she left.
Backyard Jazz
May 14 • 1 min
Some comfort in self-isolation.
The River Stole the Gods: Part 2
May 14 • 0 min
The kobolds need someone to blame for stealing the gods.
Ken Burns’ ‘Quarantine’: Part 6
May 12 • 0 min
Eullabelle laments her youngest’s entertainment habits during the quarantine
Believe in a Sight Unseen
May 12 • 0 min
People don’t believe in faeries anymore, but maybe we should.
Black-capped Chickadee
May 12 • 0 min
This is the call of the Black-capped Chickadee. This episode is not explicit. Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird…
Disposable Hands
May 12 • 0 min
Twenty seconds to wash your hands? That’s too long. If only there were a faster, but still hygienic way to do this…
Cloud Meeting
May 12 • 0 min
This global shutdown has a lot of people working from home, making them worried, restless, and confused. For David, just plain confused.
The Other White Meat
May 12 • 0 min
A researcher on a distant planet hurriedly takes notes on an indigenous life form.
Prince
May 10 • 0 min
Do you know just how much Prince contributed to the world of music?
Mirror Mirror
May 10 • 0 min
What lurks behind you while you wash your hands?
Strange Eggs - Jawfish
May 10 • 0 min
Jawfish lay strange eggs.
The Other Side
May 10 • 0 min
She finds a set of stairs in the middle of a forest and decides to climb…
DOOM (2016) – 20 Second Game Reviews
May 10 • 0 min
Matt from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game DOOM from 2016.
Senior Superheroes - The Tip
May 10 • 0 min
Can our superheroes stop Professor Badboom before he blows up the cindy?
Future You: Part 6 of 8
May 10 • 0 min
“Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 4
May 10 • 0 min
The student tries to determine why they were a rat.
Seward’s Folly
May 10 • 1 min
Seward bought Alaska, but was it folly?
The Fourth Wall
May 10 • 0 min
A man walks into a bar…
Anxiety
May 10 • 0 min
Anxiety, kind of. To start.
The Chick Magnet
May 10 • 0 min
Unsuccessful in love, an inventor decides to create the world’s first chick magnet - literally.
1632 West 21st St Part 6
May 7 • 0 min
What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?!
1632 West 21st St Part 5
May 7 • 0 min
We’re nearing the finals of the Hallway Sock Sliding Championship, but not everyone is thrilled to be included.
1632 West 21st St Part 4
May 7 • 0 min
Michael clearly doesn’t like being assigned tasks, even extremely overdue ones.
1632 West 21st St Part 3
May 7 • 0 min
Margaret has some complaint about cheese. And item 17.
1632 West 21st St Part 2
May 7 • 0 min
Michael’s response to Margaret re: division of duties
1632 West 21st St Part 1
May 7 • 0 min
1632 West 21st Street is the home of Michael and Margaret. For now, anyway….
PSA: Time Loops and You!
May 5 • 1 min
Our resident scientist walks you through what to do next time you’re stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario.
The Editor
May 5 • 0 min
A message from The Editor, regarding the joke you made yesterday.
Ode to the Commode
May 5 • 0 min
Do we think about and show gratitude to those things we use everyday? This episode is a reminder to do so. Explicit language
Love Story
May 5 • 0 min
Love scene from a cheap motel room.
White-throated Sparrow
May 5 • 0 min
This is the song of the White-throated Sparrow.
Washing Hands with Magus Elgar
May 5 • 1 min
Magus Elgar has a special lesson in store for you, acolytes! a new spell! Ignore the beard solution.
Kindred Spirits
May 3 • 0 min
A woman reveals her secret for ensuring her partner only has eyes for her.
Strangers in Strange Places, Part 3
May 3 • 0 min
The Wizard is after his student, who is apparently a rat.
Ken Burns’ ‘Quarantine’: Part 5
May 3 • 0 min
Eullabelle replies to Ambrose with thoughts on scheduled grocery delivery
Philanthropy
May 3 • 0 min
An expression of gratitude to our multimillionaire philanthropist Enid Flush for her latest invention to save the world
A Harrow Reading
May 3 • 0 min
Sit down for a Harrow reading with Vasilisa Morozova
Heather
May 3 • 1 min
There is more to Heather than just being the Head of the City Council.
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 5)
May 3 • 0 min
Captain Bywater lands on Phi Lacertae IV and meets another traveler. The card drawn for this episode was the Six of Diamonds.
Soap 2.0
May 3 • 0 min
It’s an ad for Soap 2.0.
Send to Sender - Part 4 of 4
May 3 • 0 min
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return?
Home Delivery
May 3 • 0 min
Almost everything is suddenly available for home delivery. Almost.
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey – 20 Second Game Reviews
May 3 • 0 min
Matt from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
The Sanitize Song
May 3 • 1 min
Suit deals with Bob’s not-showering-problem with a jaunty tune.
Bagels and Brunettes - A Bad Day to Forget
May 1 • 0 min
Kennedy and Johnsonovich are forgetting something very important and the Chief is not pleased.
Bagels and Brunettes - Poor Coverage
Apr 30 • 0 min
Kennedy needs Johnsonovich to cover her, but…
Shredded
Apr 30 • 0 min
Can one feel remorse for senseless destruction?
Bagels and Brunettes - The Dirt
Apr 30 • 0 min
There’s something Kennedy and Johnsonovich aren’t telling the Chief…
The President’s Big Desk - One Dollar
Apr 30 • 1 min
The president decides a change needs to be made to our currency.
Push
Apr 30 • 0 min
Kesslynn’s about to find a great gift waiting for her when she goes into her room.
Margaret Hall, Part 5
Apr 28 • 1 min
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken.
Margaret Hall, Part 4
Apr 28 • 0 min
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken.
Margaret Hall, Part 3
Apr 28 • 1 min
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken.
Margaret Hall, Part 2
Apr 28 • 1 min
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods.
Lake Iliamna
Apr 28 • 0 min
Anikah is going boating on Lake Iliamna and Rose warns her about the lake monster.
Mosquito Lake
Apr 28 • 0 min
George used to visit Mosquito Lake with Mary.
Jumping Frenchmen
Apr 26 • 0 min
This is just one of those totally out-there facts you’re going to have to hear to believe.
Iron Eyes Cody
Apr 26 • 0 min
Remember that old PSA about littering with the Native man shedding a single tear? Yeah, about that….
Hippos
Apr 26 • 0 min
Hippos in the bayou…. Seems legit.
Heaven’s Gate
Apr 26 • 0 min
When the Gate isn’t so “heavenly” after all….
Flags
Apr 26 • 0 min
Every nations’ flag is different, but are they really all that different?
Email
Apr 26 • 0 min
If you could breathe email, would it be fresh air? Or car exhaust?
Highest Court
Apr 26 • 0 min
Would you like to play basketball with one of the Supremes?
Country Ages
Apr 26 • 0 min
Compared to other countries, would you say the USA is young? Middle-aged?
Brandenburg
Apr 26 • 0 min
Afraid to fly? Maybe … skip this episode….
Banana
Apr 26 • 0 min
Have you ever eaten a “banana-flavored” candy and thought: that’s not quite right….?
Amputation
Apr 26 • 0 min
Surgery with an unprecedented 300% mortality rate. You can’t make this stuff up.
24 Hours of Lemons
Apr 26 • 0 min
“There is a car race called the 24 Hours of Lemons. Not LeMans.” Definitely NOT LeMans.
Bagels and Brunettes - A 127
Apr 23 • 0 min
Last time on Bagels and Brunettes…
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 4)
Apr 23 • 0 min
Weston concludes his exploration of Zera Laporis II by finding the ruins of a city. The card drawn for this episode was the Five of Hearts.
Margaret Hall, Part 1
Apr 23 • 1 min
Margaret Hall saw something strange in the woods.
Prometheus
Apr 23 • 0 min
A very short story about regret… and eagles.
Song Sparrow
Apr 23 • 0 min
This is the song of the Song Sparrow.
Wishing Ring
Apr 23 • 0 min
A witch discovers the downside of owning the world’s first wishing ring.
Strange Eggs - Shark
Apr 21 • 0 min
Sharks lay strange eggs.
The Perfect Storm, part 2
Apr 21 • 0 min
It’s a stormy midnight on the mountaintops. Anything could happen… and it usually does.
Dirty
Apr 21 • 0 min
Never has getting clean sounded so …. dirty.
Generization
Apr 21 • 0 min
What do Jet ski, jacuzzi, kleenex, and thermos all have in common? Find out.
Nigel Pillow Interviews Sir Ian McKellen
Apr 21 • 0 min
Almost Pulitzer Prize winning film critic and man desperate for relevancy, Nigel Pillow, interviews the one and only Sir Ian McKellen.
Send to Sender - Part 3 of 4
Apr 21 • 0 min
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? Part 3 of 4
Villainous Anonymous
Apr 19 • 1 min
Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here.
Gremdemic
Apr 19 • 0 min
Georgie grows restless during a month-long gremdemic, a gremlin pandemic.
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 2
Apr 19 • 0 min
Why is there a wizard in Basil’s house?
Dear Martha
Apr 19 • 1 min
A postcard from husband to wife, remembering an old dog they had.
MARTHA!!
Apr 19 • 0 min
What happens when your greatest enemy uncovers your ultimate weakness?
Self-care
Apr 19 • 0 min
Self-care isn’t all bubble baths and chocolate.
Little Old Man
Apr 19 • 0 min
Things and people can look so different depending on the time of day….
Future You: Part 5 of 8
Apr 19 • 0 min
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Friendships
Apr 19 • 0 min
Just two pals being pals. This was inspired when I overheard my daughter talking to a Halloween decoration.
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 3)
Apr 19 • 0 min
Captain Bywater explores the polar regions of Planet Zeta Leporis II. The card drawn for this episode was the Eight of Clubs.
Ostium Network Recording 3
Apr 19 • 0 min
Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network.
Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’: Part 4
Apr 19 • 0 min
In this edition of Ken Burns Quarantine, Eullabelle replies to Ambrose about home schooling.
MULTIVERSAL DIAL 378
Apr 16 • 0 min
Your radio has been acting weird… You’re not sure the transmissions are from this universe…
Hard Pressed
Apr 16 • 0 min
Priorities are hard.
Becky and the Ocelot
Apr 16 • 0 min
Becky is having trouble with an ocelot.
Astronomy
Apr 16 • 1 min
Lars went to Palmer to see the Pope’s Astronomer!
Birth Mark
Apr 16 • 0 min
I looked nothing like my parents. “You’re special”, they told me….
Reactor Meltdown
Apr 16 • 0 min
In an unavoidable turn of events, a professor activates the meltdown sequence on the reactor, and now it’s up to him and his assistant to save the city before it’s too late.
Strange Eggs - Caecilian
Apr 14 • 0 min
This is just … yuck. And then it gets a little bit yuckier. Your takeaway: Caecilians lay strange eggs.
Red-winged Blackbird
Apr 14 • 0 min
This is the song of the Red-winged Blackbird.
Vet
Apr 14 • 0 min
Wash your stupid, unhygienic human hands.
Ice Rink
Apr 14 • 0 min
“The first public artificial ice rink, London’s Glaciarium, which opened in 1841, had no ice.” Wait till you hear what the rink was….
Thank you from the future from Jamie Ranger
Apr 14 • 0 min
Jamie Ranger from episode 6 of Room season one with a quick thank-you message from the future.
Send to Sender - Part 2 of 4
Apr 14 • 0 min
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return?
That Body of Hers
Apr 12 • 0 min
Miss Jenkins doesn’t understand why people in her office stare at her.
Ostium Network Recording 2
Apr 12 • 0 min
Some good news from the land of self-quarantine.
Kid Pros: Vinny’s Challenge
Apr 12 • 0 min
How do you liven up a…meh kids’ party? Swords? Swords are good.
Future You: part 4 of 8
Apr 12 • 0 min
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Handwashing
Apr 12 • 0 min
Magic in service to the mundane is still, wonderfully,…magic.
Is it just me?
Apr 12 • 0 min
Dogs are people too. Raise your hand if you do this. I know I do.
Mutually Assured Happiness
Apr 12 • 0 min
An ex-lover outlines the reasons he left on the back of a postcard.
A Message from the Admiral
Apr 12 • 1 min
Ahoy there, Oceanologists! This is the Admiral speaking with an important public service announcement.
Depression
Apr 12 • 0 min
Depression, in a very small nutshell
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 2)
Apr 12 • 0 min
The Emissary arrives at Zeta Leporis II and begins exploration there. The card drawn for this episode is the 2 of Hearts
Kid’s Jokes 3
Apr 12 • 0 min
Zoe tells knock knock jokes. Zoe is extremely good at knock knock jokes.
Sylda Remembers
Apr 12 • 0 min
Sylda remembers the first time she met her fay companion, Squirm, and looks forward to the future.
Third Floor Door
Apr 10 • 1 min
We all count to 20 in our own ways.
Marlboro Man
Apr 10 • 0 min
Bet you didn’t know these true facts about the iconic Marlboro Man….
The President’s Big Desk - Penless
Apr 10 • 1 min
A very important bill needs to be signed but where are all the pens?
We Were Many
Apr 10 • 1 min
Who keeps you company when you walk alone….?
The Shortest Adventure Ever
Apr 10 • 0 min
This is the tale of a young hero. The …. rather brief tale of a young hero.
Warren G. Harding
Apr 10 • 1 min
Brick buys a souvenir for Rose. We learn an historical piece of trivia we probably all could live without.
Truth or Dare
Apr 8 • 0 min
Apologies to the marching band…. especially the piccolo.
Air of Mystery
Apr 8 • 1 min
If you’ve ever wished those long flights had a holodeck…. Your vacation adventure doesn’t have to start when the plane touches down.
Send to Sending - Part 1 of 4
Apr 8 • 0 min
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return?
Bile
Apr 8 • 0 min
An anthem for Love in the Time of Quarantine
24/7
Apr 8 • 0 min
Solutions don’t always work as intended. Or maybe they work all too well?
Strangers in Strange Places: Part 1
Apr 8 • 0 min
Rion helps their friend Sable find a missing scarf. Part 1 of 5
Strange Eggs - Ant
Apr 6 • 0 min
Ants lay strange eggs.
Scout Ship Emissary Part 1
Apr 6 • 0 min
While on an exploration mission, Captain Weston Bywater explores an anomaly on Planet Nu Vespae III. The card drawn for this episode was the Eight of Hearts.
Survival
Apr 6 • 0 min
If you’re going to be involved in a shipwreck, it really helps to come prepared.
Future You: Part 3 of 8
Apr 6 • 0 min
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future?
Words of Advice
Apr 6 • 0 min
Words of advice from Jack’s old pal Ahab Cloud. Something about a fish and intersections. Sounds wise, anyway.
Ostium Network Recording 1
Apr 6 • 0 min
Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. You might be surprised what he has to say about the year 2020.
Longest Word
Apr 4 • 0 min
You will not believe the ease this narrator has with these words. Please don’t listen in large groups as too many jaws hitting floors can have a destabilizing effect.
Bagels & Brunettes: Mistakeout
Apr 4 • 0 min
Stakeouts are tough: long, quiet nights, bad food, no easy access to a bathroom. The wrong partner … doesn’t help.
Bad Gladiator: You Filthy Beast
Apr 4 • 0 min
Nothing quite like being insulted in song by an old-school bard.
Zoe tells knock knock jokes 2
Apr 4 • 0 min
You are never too old for a good knock knock joke. Admit it: you said the “X Who?” line out loud to your mirror, didn’t you….
Dark-eyed Junco
Apr 4 • 0 min
Every girls’ crazy ‘bout a dark-eyed… bird? The Junco is a beautiful bird with a fascinating, rattling trill of a song.
Johnny
Apr 4 • 0 min
A message from Johnny. A really good one. Listen up, and help spread the word, not the virus.
A Surprising Spring
Apr 2 • 0 min
A pair of soldiers make their way through the woods. With a very important message.
Plans
Apr 2 • 0 min
You know what they say about the best laid plans….? They often go awry, that’s what. Sometimes they go very, VERY awry.
Bloody Pissed Off Mary
Apr 2 • 0 min
Remember this challenge from when you were a kid? Stand in a dark bathroom, face the mirror, and voice her name three times….
Ken Burns Quarantine: Part 3
Apr 2 • 0 min
Life is painful in these hard times, and Ambrose is weary of the struggle.
Time Trip!: Lacoste Cove
Apr 2 • 0 min
Swords, crocodiles, malfunctioning communicators… Things aren’t looking good.
Bagels and Brunettes: Smoke Em If You Got Em
Apr 2 • 0 min
Quitting smoking is really hard, especially if someone just leaves a pack lying around…. sealed…. stamped…. whatever.
Ken Burns’ ‘Quarantine’ Part 2
Mar 31 • 0 min
Imagine sitting around a campfire, listening to stories of olden days told by a grizzly stranger…in about 20 seconds. Better eat those beans fast.
Future you: Part 2 of 8
Mar 31 • 0 min
Receiving messages from future you sounds like it might be super fun. It’s not.
I scream you scream
Mar 31 • 0 min
Now that we’re home all day, how many of us can resist the siren call…. of snacks?
The New Witch
Mar 31 • 0 min
What happens when you channel the rage of a witch? Learning the answer might be the last thing you ever do.
The River Stole the Gods: Part 1
Mar 31 • 0 min
When the river steals the gods, you know there’s going to be trouble.
Sadie
Mar 31 • 0 min
A local newscaster might just be losing her patience with all y’all who don’t wash your hands.
Sea Terrors Part 5: Reiteration
Mar 31 • 0 min
It’s a cruel trick of fate that salvation can seem so close when it’s impossibly far away.
The President’s Big Desk - Bezgurmeknetstan
Mar 31 • 1 min
Ooof. That’s just a mouthful. Say it again? One more time? Nope, still didn’t catch it. Once more? I got nothing.
Home from Work
Mar 31 • 0 min
Ahhhhhh, kids. They’re so … unpredictable. And hungry.
Armada
Mar 31 • 0 min
For centuries we’ve looked to the clouds to warn us of approaching danger. Even now, that hasn’t changed.
Kids Jokes 1
Mar 31 • 0 min
What happens when French fries travel back in time? Ask a six-year-old. Or listen to this….
Here comes the soap
Mar 31 • 0 min
In between faking people’s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing.
Ghost Light Burning
Mar 29 • 0 min
Why does a theatre leave a light burning when there’s no one there to be guided by it?
Future You: Part 1 of 8
Mar 29 • 0 min
Have you ever wished you could go back and tell past you something really really important? Was it … about the end of the world?
Starlancers: Part 2
Mar 29 • 0 min
Heading for the stars was always going to be an adventure. But were you counting on this?
The End of the World
Mar 29 • 0 min
What do you think you’ll be doing on the day the world ends? Bet you didn’t expect THIS.
Murderbird
Mar 29 • 0 min
Origin stories are the best, aren’t they? So how did the owl become known as the “murderbird”?
Tales of a Quarantined ESL Teacher
Mar 29 • 0 min
Quarantined with kiddos: some situations are just … teachable moments.
Together Apart
Mar 29 • 0 min
Togetherness is sharing those intimate, daily, even mundane tasks like washing your hands. Can you share them even when you’re apart?
They Need An Answer
Mar 29 • 0 min
Some of my best and most important decisions get made in the bathroom. Same for you? Just me, then?
The Lake
Mar 29 • 0 min
No one has lived here for long. Something about this place just isn’t … friendly.
The Eastern Meadowlark
Mar 29 • 0 min
If you’re stuck inside, what better way to wash your hands than to bring a little nature inside with you? Like, say, the Eastern Meadowlark.
Sea Terrors Part Four: Submerged
Mar 29 • 0 min
The abyss awaits our nameless narrator. Will you follow?
Paw Washing
Mar 29 • 0 min
Would you take hygiene advice from someone named “Smudge”? Well, this time, you might want to.
The Quramaforis
Mar 27 • 0 min
If you could wake up as someone else what would you do with your day?
What To Do
Mar 27 • 0 min
What do you do if your AI doesn’t particularly like you?
Sea Terrors Part 3: Wreck
Mar 27 • 0 min
The sea holds many terrors, most of them natural — and some not.
The Secret Handshake of Geeks
Mar 27 • 0 min
How do you know when you cross paths with one of your tribe? This is the secret “handshake” for the age of the coronavirus.
Wedding Dress
Mar 27 • 0 min
Be careful what you wish for.
Breakup Dinner
Mar 27 • 0 min
There’s a right way and a wrong way to break up with someone. This… is just wrong.
20 seconds of HGL
Mar 27 • 0 min
Enjoy this musical interlude while you practice good pandemic hygiene!
The Dime-Sized Queen
Mar 27 • 0 min
It’s tough to get respect when you’re tiny.
Fear
Mar 27 • 0 min
What happens when you finally confront your fears…and they’re the wrong fears?
The Negotiation
Mar 27 • 0 min
A skilled corporate negotiator in his toughest assignment yet… Has he finally met his match?
Cabbage Roses
Mar 27 • 0 min
What’s at the bottom of YOUR garden?
The Hallway
Mar 27 • 0 min
You wake in the middle of the night to a distant sound and a long, dark hallway between you… and it. Now what?
Lizzie Stays Seven
Mar 26 • 0 min
Growing up is definitely overrated and there’s not as much ice cream involved as you thought there would be. So why do it?
20 Seconds’ of Random Facts
Mar 26 • 0 min
Every state has its backlog of weird laws no one knows the origin of anymore. Here are 20 seconds’ worth from Georgia including a really strange one about ice cream….
Loose Milk
Mar 26 • 0 min
When you go to buy milk, what’s the one thing you really shouldn’t forget?
The Finger Guillotine
Mar 26 • 0 min
You! Come into our Museum of Oddities where untold delights await the curious. But be careful what you touch, there might be consequences…
Dr. Geek’s Moment of Silence
Mar 26 • 0 min
Why is soap such a powerful weapon in the fight against viruses? Don’t you want to know how it really works?
Sweet Talk
Mar 26 • 0 min
Hey, you take your inspiration where you can get it. No judging here.
Hazel the Earth Witch
Mar 26 • 0 min
There are those among us who know a little bit about magic. When they speak, be sure you listen.
Protect Your Privacy!
Mar 26 • 0 min
How much is it worth it to you to never have to deal with a telemarketer again? Everything?
You matter
Mar 26 • 0 min
Sometimes we all need to hear those two little words. Yes, two. Say them, hear them, believe them.
Ken Burns: Quarantine pt 1
Mar 26 • 0 min
Imagine how the Ken Burns of the future might document the coronavirus lockdown… Never mind, you don’t have to. Just listen.
November 2012: Part 3 of 3
Mar 26 • 0 min
A sweet memoir of mother and son and the moments we should remember because we never know.
The Wizard
Mar 26 • 1 min
What do you do if your future is in the hands of a wizard, who perhaps doesn’t have your best interests at heart?
Vampires!
Mar 26 • 0 min
“There are vampires. They’re real.” Some vampires don’t sparkle. These … don’t sparkle.
Once, in Cobalt
Mar 25 • 0 min
When you’re being chased by a beast, you run until you… can’t. But then what? Find out, in this episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat by Jackie Jorgenson
Books While Handwashing
Mar 25 • 0 min
Putting the “classy” in classics, it an updating of Charles Dickens’ masterpiece, A Tale of Two Cities. In about 30 seconds. You don’t want to miss this.
Bagels and Brunettes: The Perp
Mar 25 • 0 min
Who let that bird get away? Hang on… that doesn’t sound right. Listen up to find out what’s really going on…. And Wash Your Hands!
The Dream
Mar 25 • 1 min
The worst part about bad dreams is wondering if they are… dreams… Listen. Rinse. Repeat.
November 2012 – part 2 of 3
Mar 25 • 0 min
This sweet story is told by Karin Heimdahl of the Y2K podcast. Snow is coming. See it again through the eyes of mother and child.
Starlancers Part 1
Mar 25 • 0 min
What if there’s only one door back to the ship — and it’s up to you to get it open? You better be as good as they say.
Strange Eggs - Kiwi
Mar 25 • 0 min
Kiwi (the birds, not the fruit) lay strange eggs. Really really big ones. You’re going to want to hear the rest of this, so WashYourHands!
Sea Terrors Part 2: Arrival
Mar 25 • 0 min
UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I wake with a start and looked about. I’m in my rack, but the ship has stopped. I pull on coveralls and (boots on metal ladder) scramble to get outside. Want to know more? Listen, Rinse, Repeat
The first time on Mars
Mar 25 • 0 min
A husband takes a giant leap for hygiene. You can too. WashYourHands!
They Smell Blood
Mar 25 • 0 min
“Spectres circled beneath the surface. Each a streamlined torpedo of deathless hunger.” Want to know more? Then WashYourHands
The Lady Noor
Mar 25 • 0 min
“Call it magic, call it energy, call it what you will.” Advice in trying times from The Lady Noor of Alternative Stories.
Warlord in the Mirror
Mar 25 • 0 min
Another short to WashYourHands by, from the writers of Witchever Path. Who do you see when YOU look in the mirror?
Sea Terrors Ghost Ship: Part 1
Mar 24 • 0 min
“Nighttime, sea ambiance, slight rumble of engines in the background.” What awaits the crew in the deep of night?
Math Test
Mar 24 • 0 min
You think you know math? You don’t know math. And because of you, there may be no more math 100 years from now.
Lasso the Tin Dog
Mar 24 • 0 min
Timmy has never been too smart. Today is no exception.
Indifference
Mar 24 • 0 min
I used to overthink everything, until I found indifference…
Blue Smoke
Mar 24 • 0 min
“You’ve gotten further than most. You’ll find me again.”
Dad takes the call
Mar 24 • 0 min
When I was a young man, somebody’s dad did this to me. I never forgot it.
November 2012 - part 1 of 3
Mar 24 • 0 min
I look down at him, in his red snowsuit and his black hat with white stars sprinkled all over it, and I think: We did it.
Carlötta Beautox: Punch it in the face
Mar 24 • 0 min
Wash your hands so they’ll be nice and clean for when you punch Coronavirus in the face. A PSA from the Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.
The storm for wolves and witches
Mar 24 • 0 min
Do thunderstorms awaken the wolf in you? Or the witch?
Donk becomes a father
Mar 24 • 0 min
Donk (formerly C4) of Best in Galaxy has recently come into some money and decides to start a family. It doesn’t go all that well. Don’t forget to #WashYourHands Story and voice by Mark Restuccia
The Big Mice
Mar 24 • 0 min
A great, 60-second question: Where do lakes come from? Lather up and give this explanation a listen! Find more stories by Allison Schleisman and more voicework by Thomas Anthony Jones by finding Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or…
Service
Mar 24 • 0 min
Sometimes you just want to order breakfast. A 20(ish)-second story for Listen, Rinse, Repeat. #WashYourHands
Listen, Rinse, Repeat
Mar 24 • 0 min
How many times can you really sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs before you’re ready to launch the paper towel dispenser out the nearest window? (Apparently the answer is 88, but we won’t discuss how we know that.) Our Micro-Podcasts Against Micro-Organisms…