Sklarbro Country Virus Edition

Sklarbro Country Virus Edition

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Sklarbro Country is back and Jason and Randy Sklar are here to help you get through these wild times. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support


No Poop On The Subway Train
Sep 28 • 25 min
First up we congratulate some students of Florida State University for doing the job that elected officials in Florida won’t do. Then we tackle a NYC MTA ban on pooping on public transit. We didn’t know it wasn’t banned in the first place. —- This episode…
Holy Evander Holyfield
Sep 25 • 26 min
First up we tackle a drunk man on a plane who bites his friend’s ear off. Then we meet the worst person in the world, Pastor Robert Henderson. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old…
Get Ya Booty To the Poll
Sep 24 • 26 min
First up we go Dancing with Carole Baskin. Then strippers win the Pandemic with the greatest get out the vote video ever. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast…
9-23-2020 Country and Western Scandemic
Sep 23 • 29 min
First up we talk about an upcoming indoor country music concert sponsored by health care centers. Then we meet the worst nurse in history. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends…
Open Prisons
Sep 22 • 30 min
First up we deal with a snapchat mishap on a British Freeway. Then a prisoner leaves an open prison and can’t get back in. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast…
9-21-2020 Monkey Selfie
Sep 21 • 23 min
First up we meet a man who got punked by some local monkeys who did to his phone what frat brothers would do. Then we meet two motorcycle riding duchebag brothers who harass a bunch of bison. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
9-18-2020 DON’T DRINK THE HAND SAN OR YOU MIGHT HIT A DEER
Sep 18 • 24 min
First up we go after a hand sanitizer that printed “edible” on its late. Then we take aim at the South Dakota Attorney General who said he hit a deer with his car but it was really a person. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
9-17-2020 THE LINCOLN LOCK
Sep 17 • 31 min
First we visit an old man on meth swinging a broom handle and shooting up his own house and then we check out a dude who buys a lock of Abraham Lincoln’s hair. NUTS —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
9-16-2020 Grab The Brass Rail
Sep 16 • 29 min
First we talk about a college kid so dumb he baically fishes in a marine bilology classroom on his campus. Then we ask the question to a strip club in Toronto, why call yourself the Brass Rail? —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
HALLOWEEN KAREN: BOOOOOO
Sep 15 • 36 min
Frist up, olympic volleyball star Kerri Walsh Jennings shows us how brave she is by going out without a mask on. And then we give you your Halloween costume for this year, a Karen Mask, with upper eyelid slits for maxim resting bitch face. —- This episode…
Kodak Black Hatter
Sep 14 • 28 min
First up we tackle as story of a bear named butterfly who just wants to fly away from his captors but they don’t want him. Then rapper Kodak Black wants his rabbi, stat. Give the Pattycake man what he’s asking for before the High holidays. —- This episode…
9-11-2020 Willy Wonka 2.0 My God!
Sep 11 • 30 min
First we deal with the most aggressive middle aged bicyclists ever. Then we go all Willy Wonka with a Jelly Belly contest that nobody knows how the hell to play it. Get your Golden Necklace kids. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast:…
9-10-2020 Tokyo Daft
Sep 10 • 27 min
First up, we explore a very unhappy ending to an afternoon orgy at an English brothel. (Yes those still exist). Then we go down to North Carolina where someone tries to go all Fast and Furious in their new Audi? Yeah, it baffled us too. —- This episode is…
9-9-2020 - Gender Reveals You Are Jerks
Sep 9 • 28 min
First up we have a Ukranian Priest who preaches hate and gets Covid in return. Then we have a gender reveal that also reveals that the parents are dbags. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast…
9-8-2020 Approach the Bench With Nublets in Hand
Sep 8 • 33 min
First we give our review of the work of a British man who reviews benches to sit on. Then witness someone do something at a city council meeting that we never thought would happen… they actually make us laugh. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long…
9-4-2020 Wing Walker
Sep 4 • 28 min
A former Disney Star learns that in the real world things don’t always end up happily ever after. Then a crazyUkranian woman walks on the wing of a plane like she’s strolling in a park. Why are people still flying??? —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
9-3-2020 Baby Yoda: Adorable? Or Tinder Catfish Accessory?
Sep 3 • 31 min
In Australia, a man is tired of all these MFing snakes falling through his MFing ceiling. then a woman onTinder doesn’t understand photoshopping, catifishing or basic humor. Come for the carpet pythons, stay for the Sklarbro’s theory of how Darth Vadar…
9-2-20 Speargun Fight at Fish Taco Joint
Sep 2 • 31 min
The Sklars take us to Killarney, Ireland where they are partying like it’s 1999, literally. Then a fight over a parking space at a beach taco joint escalates. When the speargun comes out, that’s when you give the guy the spot. Subscribe Rate and review.…
9-1-2020 Hampton House Squatters
Sep 1 • 35 min
Story #1 is about realtor who stole all the fruit in her yard while showing the house. Story #2 is about Real Estate Brokers in the Hamptons Squatting in a summer rental. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
8/31/2020 - It takes a Village
Aug 31 • 24 min
Story #1 is about wedding cake message that needed to be double checked. Story #2 is about a driver who attempted a 3 point turn on a stone wall. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old…
8-28-2020 Practice What You Preach.
Aug 28 • 22 min
Randy and Jason start with message of support for the Milwaukee Bucks and the NBA Boycott. Story #1 is an update on Jerry Falwell Jr. Story #2 is about a man threatening customers in a 7-11. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
8-27-2020 Johnnie Craig Over Here
Aug 27 • 23 min
In Story #1 a city council meeting ends with a city manager chestig bumping and calling a councilwoman a sexist slur. In story #2 French health authorities issue COVID warning for a nudist resort.. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast:…
8-26-2020 Checking The facts while skewering the hacks
Aug 26 • 26 min
Story #1 is about a former navy seal posting a selfie on an airplane without wearing a mask. Story #2 is about a man who is walking around hugging people in Wal-Mart and then telling them he has COVID-19. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone…
8-25-2020 The Smashmouth
Aug 25 • 19 min
Story #1 is the story of a man attempting to create an environmental friendly ice cream truck accidentally breaks a world record. Story #2 is about a fight over political lawn signs in Florida. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
8-23-2020 The Boys Shout our a Story in Front of Amy and her Employee
Aug 24 • 29 min
Welcome back to another week of Sklarbro Country the virus Edition. The Sklars are back to share two more stories from the quarantine! —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and…
8-21-2020 We Got Ourselves A Kevin
Aug 21 • 27 min
Happy Friday everyone! Story #1 is about a mayor in a town in Virginia who posted a response Joe Biden selecting Kamala Harris for his VP running mate. Story number 2 is about “Kevin” who refused to put a mask on in a California Marshall’s. —- This…
8-20-20 So Sue Me
Aug 20 • 24 min
Story #1 is about a person who really hates his ex-neighbor. Story #2 is about a Florida man who is facing another DUI after passing out on a non traditional vehicle. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
8-19-2020 A Combo of Comics Tae Kwon Do the Moronics
Aug 19 • 28 min
In Story #1, a bison fights back after a female biker approaches her when she is nursing her young. In Story #2 is about a man who found an unexpected home during the pandemic. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a…
8-18-2020 35% There
Aug 18 • 28 min
We had a little equipment trouble today, but that doesn’t stop us from bringing you another great episode of Sklarbro Country. So turn up the volume and listen to two great stories from The Sklar Brothers. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone…
8-17-2020 No Diet Cokes Lots of Jokes
Aug 17 • 24 min
Happy Monday! Sklarbro country is back for another week. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart.…
He Got the Stash, I take out the Trash
Aug 14 • 22 min
Story #1 involves a a naked couple who tangled with cops while walking their dog. Story #2 is about 103 year old woman who decided to get her first tattoo. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast…
8-13-2020 Baby Fight Club
Aug 13 • 19 min
Story #1 is about the ex-CEO of McDonald’s misleading investigators about relationships with employees. In Story #2 British residence discover the remains of a beach party. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support
8-12-2020 The Book of Dirty John 3:16
Aug 12 • 26 min
Story #1 is about Jerry Falwell stepping down from his role at Liberty University. Story #2 is about a party at a bar in Los Angeles attended by an LAPD officer. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support
8-11-2020 The Art Should Be Enough
Aug 11 • 25 min
Story #1 is about a museum visitor who took a very expensive selfie. Story #2 is another reason to dislike McDonald’s. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast…
8-10-2020 100 th episode
Aug 10 • 23 min
Sklars are back with 2 more stories from the quarantine. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart.…
World of Wal-mart
Aug 7 • 24 min
Randy tells a story about the birth of his daughter. Story Number #1 is about small store in New Zealand that choose an interesting name. Story number is about a Florida man (of course) who is accused of assaulting a small child. —- This episode is…
Zero Nuts to Stand On
Aug 6 • 23 min
Story #1 is about a dance troupe trying to justify their use of blackface. Story #2 start with a question. How tall is too tall for a leprechaun? The boys are guest hosting Jim Rome on friday so makes sure to turn in on CBS radio. —- This episode is…
The Extra Green Mile
Aug 5 • 24 min
Story #1 is about Emirates Airlines and their new offer to get people flying again. Story #2 is about a man who choose an unfortunate way to try end a party. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
8-4-2020 Mild Threat
Aug 4 • 23 min
Story #1 is about a library that got on the wrong side of the local sheriff’s department. Story #2 is about a public official who posted on social about going to a celebration honoring the first grand wizard of the KKK. —- This episode is sponsored by ·…
8-3-2020
Aug 3 • 23 min
Story Number 1 Is about special education teacher who posted a racist Facebook rant. Story Number 2 is about a restaurant who decided to ignore reopening rules. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
7-31-2020 The Bubble
Jul 31 • 28 min
Sports are back and story #1 is about an NBA player who left “the bubble”. Story #2 is about a Texas republican who contracted COVID after walking around with no mask. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
7-30-2020 Don’t be such Offenecker
Jul 30 • 22 min
In Story #1 two Emus have been banned from the local pub for bad behavior . Story #2 is about a bed and breakfast that is getting hat for a flag that hangs outside. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
7-29-2020 The Flordia Bath Salts
Jul 29 • 27 min
Story Number 1 is one from Florida about a man who utilized PPP loans for some inappropriate purchases. Story number 2 is about an amputee who lost his prosthetic leg while skydiving. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone…
7-26-2020 Running with the A Team
Jul 28 • 32 min
Baseball is back baby! Story number one is about the SF relief pitcher who refused to kneel for the national anthem. Story number 2 is about a “Putt-Putt Fun Center” that was inundated with kids on Saturday Night. —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
7-26-2020 Me and my Willie McGee Jersey
Jul 27 • 27 min
Story #1 is the story of a festival that should be cancelled even during summers without Covid. Story number 2 is about 51 year old woman who tried kill her husband through the website www.RentAHitman.com. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone…
7-25-2020 Two Jokey Blokes, Mock Hokey Folks
Jul 24 • 31 min
The Sklar Discuss the Spike in new births since the Quarantine and along with a story about a judge who is not happy with a newborns name. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends…
7-22-2020 You are gonna get bited
Jul 22 • 25 min
Story #1 is about a woman who climbed an alligator pit with her young son to fetch her wallet. Story #2 is another reason to hate Jake Paul. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old…
7-22-2020 Two Cardinal Fans No One In the Stands
Jul 22 • 36 min
Story number one comes from Australia where people under lock down with supposed 100% compliance has gotten a little bit to relaxed when opening the door for spot checks arrive. Story number two comes from the Amber Tides Hotel in Clearwater Flordia, get…
7-22-2020 The Chronicles of Sklarnia
Jul 21 • 32 min
Story number 1 comes a place you shouldn’t be in or out of a pandemic, the terminal of a Spirit Airlines flight. Story #2 is about an unfortunate Facebook post attempting to honor the passing of great John Lewis. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long…
7-19-2020 - Lower Case karen
Jul 20 • 27 min
Story #1 is about a 4 men charged by federal officials for selling a fake Covid-19 cure. Story #2 comes with the following words of wisdom “If you are going to pay someone else to take your child’s college exams, don’t expect a discount if they only get a…
07-17-2020 The Audacity of Masklessness
Jul 17 • 32 min
Do you know who Eddie Hall is? You will after story #1, “The Mountain is the part of this story too. #2 Takes us to a woman who recorded a Starbucks employee who refused service to a woman who refused to wear a mask. —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
7-15-2020 Once Bitten..
Jul 16 • 27 min
Great White is back and their apology coming for you in Story #1. #2 comes from Brazil who is the one country that makes America’s response to to COVID-19 look good. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
07-15-2020 One Salmon Couchie Two Fans of Fauci
Jul 15 • 24 min
The Sklar Brothers are open for business and ready to breakdown two stories from the outside. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and…
7-13-2020 The World is decending into Florida…
Jul 14 • 30 min
…, and Florida is descending into hell. Story Number 1 involves a company being sued by a woman who was fired for her kids joining a work Zoom. Story Number 2 is comes out of UK about a McDonald’s customer was arrested for biting a seagull. —- This…
7-13-2020 The Friday before the Friday before the Monday
Jul 13 • 25 min
Happy Monday! Let’s just say, we’re out of touch. Story #1 is about Vanilla Ice’s ill advised 4th of July Show. Story #2 is an example of how we know college kids brains haven’t fully formed. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
7-10-2020 - Pizza Acquaintance
Jul 10 • 28 min
In story #1 is about a fight over a BLM background in a Zoom video used on a Florida council zoom meeting. Story #2 is about a man who was arrested at a pizza restaurant after getting in a fight with the manager over the amount of toppings on his pizza.…
7-9-2020 Keep Jumping…
Jul 9 • 27 min
In Story #1, 14 people contract the Coronavirus after a High School Graduation. Story #2 is about a man who fell through a friends floor and fell into a 30 foot well. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
7-8-2020 Pandi-Porn
Jul 8 • 25 min
Jason and Randy discuss the state of Porn plotlines during the pandemic. Story #1 is about a pornstar who recorded a video without wearing her mask and is now wanted by the police. In story #2, The Sklar Brothers try and figure out the difference between…
7-7-2020 - The Seattle Freeze
Jul 7 • 32 min
Story #1 comes from a Seattle tea shop where it was instructing its customers to NOT wear their masks. Story #2 is about hovercrafts. Hovercraft! Hovercraft! Hovercraft! —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
7-6-2020 Bass Pro Shops Open Mic Night
Jul 6 • 25 min
Story #1 is about a married couple who went viral after pulling guns on peaceful protestors. Story #2 starts with the Sklars Brothers reminiscing about fishing with their dad and continues into Story #2 is about a man arrested for swimming inside a Bass…
7-3-2020 Take this Monkey Somewhere Else
Jul 3 • 25 min
There is an ancient city in Thailand where horny monkeys have taken over and Randy and Jason are covering it for story #1. The Sklar Brothers discuss the removal of racist statues for story #2 where a Randy and Jason share story of a statue that may have…
7-2-2020 No Mirage we’re back in Jay’s Garage
Jul 2 • 27 min
Story Number 1 comes from the aftermath of NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace finding a noose in his garage. In story number 2, Randy and Jason take you to Rockwall City Texas where the city counsel are moving forward with their outdoor concert series. —- This…
07-01-2020 2 Mirages 1 Garage
Jul 1 • 29 min
Happy Wednesday everyone. The Sklar Brothers are back to breakdown two stories from this weeks news. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black…
6-30-2020 Supreme COURT JUSTICE!
Jun 30 • 19 min
Story #1 is about a couple who were charged with assaulting their neighbors, with one big twist. Story number 2 is a Florida story in all its glory. Welcome to Sklarbro Country. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a…
6-29-2020 - The Covid Fire Festival
Jun 29 • 28 min
Randy and Jason start this episode with a modest proposal for how to deal with people who refuse to wear masks. Story #1 is about the co-founder of the Re-open Maryland movement contracting Covid-19. Story #2 is about a woman on whose text conversation on…
6-26-2020 Two Guys-Guys, Hush Hush Eye to Eye
Jun 26 • 29 min
Story number one is about the NYPD fabricating a story about officers getting poisoned by a Shake Shack Shake. Story number 2 involves a woman counter protesting at a BLM march in Branson Missouri. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast:…
One Salmon Couch No Grouches
Jun 25 • 30 min
Story number one involves an altercation that begins at a grocery store in New Jersey and ended in Pennsylvania. Story number 2 involves some golfers who decided to play in the wrong place. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long…
6-24-2020 - One Zy’s, Two G.O.A.T.S
Jun 24 • 29 min
Story number one comes from Thousand Oaks, where a guy puts up a surveillance camera up to catch the people taking down his BLM signs. Story number 2 is about man trying to remove the name “Robert E. Lee” from an elementary school. Jason’s down 8 pounds,…
6-23-2020 High Angle!
Jun 23 • 27 min
It’s time for another edition of Sklarbro Country. Let’s have some fun. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart.…
6-22-2020 Two Bros One Bracket
Jun 22 • 28 min
First things first if you haven’t voted for Randy and Jason in the TBS tournament of laughs, VOTE NOW! OK - Now enjoy this Monday edition of Sklarbro Country Virus Edition —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
06-19-2020 Two Brothers No Druthers
Jun 19 • 27 min
Happy Friday Everyone. Randy and Jason jump in with a story out of Florida about a collectors convention that is running in the midst of Corona. Story number 2 is about a disgraced priest who has taken over a church in Russia by force. —- This episode is…
6-18-2020 - The Zoom is Gonna Get Ya
Jun 18 • 28 min
Story Number 1 involves a fencing coach going on a racist rant during a coaching session. The Hosts of Mega podcast check in. Story number 2 is a warning about chasing a lost Frisbee in Florida. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
6-17-2020 Ran and Jay All the Way
Jun 17 • 26 min
The Saga Continues. Story Number 1 a naked trail runner. Story Number 2 involves a spotlighting more poor Karen behavior. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast…
6-15-2020 Baby Steps
Jun 15 • 31 min
Randy and Jason start with a story about a tweet and instagram post they made recently. Story number 2 is the story about a restaurant that was closed after owner made some unacceptable remarks. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
6-15-2020 Dancing with the Sklars
Jun 15 • 26 min
Happy Monday everyone. Sklarbro Country is back with two more stories from the Quarantine. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason…
6-21-2020 - The One Before the Weekend
Jun 12 • 23 min
The Sklar Brothers Share stories from around the world. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart.…
6-11-2020 The Good News is…Dumb People do Dumb Things
Jun 11 • 27 min
Story number 1 is about the stories the racist behavior of former Vanderpump Rules cast members. Story Number 2 involves a man who keeps getting Pizza he didn’t order delivered to his house and left on his front door. —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
6-10-2020 Two Brains now Lake Champlain
Jun 10 • 28 min
Story number 1 is about a British man who falls into a well in Bali. In story number 2 a man delivers all the trash a woman had bind dumping on the side of the road. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
6-9-2020 2 Dudes 1 Attititude
Jun 9 • 27 min
The Sklar Brothers are back with more stories to give you a break and support you. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason…
6-8-2020 Red (Wine) Flags
Jun 8 • 32 min
The Sklars jumnp off immediately with a story about a popcorn company who jumped out on the wrong side of history. Story number 2 is the story of full blown racist, the Mayor of Temecula. Open Mike Eagle Checks in about his new podcast network: “Stoney…
6-5-2020 Next Door Wars
Jun 5 • 33 min
Randy tells a story about his children doing their part to support “Black Lives Matter” and he shares some of the different reactions people in his neighborhood on the Next Door App. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone…
6-4-2020 How Many Microphones of Cocaine is that?
Jun 4 • 27 min
Today the Sklars begin the first story with some wise words to live by, “Never leave your cocaine in the Italian woods.” Story number 2 involves a uniqute kink. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
6-3-2020 Two Mellow Fellows No Saul Bellows
Jun 3 • 30 min
Happy Wednesday. We’re back with a new episode of Sklarbro Country. Story Number 1 is a about a bar in Wisconsin that hosts a weekly brunch called “Smut and Eggs”,. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal…
6-1-2020 Two Thundercats no Autocrats
Jun 1 • 28 min
Story Number 1 comes from Houston Texas, where a woman visiting Texas was attacked by a hammer. Story number 2, comes from Pennsylvania where a mother and son had a domestic disturbance. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long…
5-29-2020 Letting Sleeping Drunks Lie
May 29 • 28 min
Happy Friday. Story number 1 is the tale of a man who passed out floating down a river. Story number 2 is about a blackmarket baby formula crime syndicate. That’s a thing now? —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
5-28-2020 Two Saltines in a Sklarintine
May 28 • 30 min
For story number one, Randy and Jason rip into a hate speech protestor in Colorado. The second story is a report out of North Korea about Kim Jong Un and his families mastery of magic. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone…
5-27-2020 Between Two Germs
May 27 • 31 min
Heads up, we had a little technical hiccup with one the mics about 18 minutes into the episode. Story number 1 is a story about a drunk man who jumped into a bear enclosure. Story number 2 is about a performance office that wore a bikini of surgical masks…
5-26-2020 What a Pair, I Cutta You Hair!
May 26 • 29 min
Story number one involves Home Depot employees calling the police to report an unwanted customer. In the second story, the Sklar Brothers take on an Homeowners Association that went too far. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How…
5-25-2020 - Jortscenter
May 25 • 24 min
Happy Memorial Day Everyone! Randy and Jason start this holiday episode off with some stories about barbers. Story number 1 is about a barber shop in Washington that wants to have the Governor arrested for the stay at home order. Story number involves in…
5-22-2020 2 Fungi who Satisfy
May 22 • 29 min
We’re wrapping up another week of Sklarbro Country: Virus Edition. Happy Friday Everyone! Story number one is a story of shoplifting in Virginia. Story number 2 is about a report regarding single people bragging about their antibody tests. —- This episode…
5-21-2020 Two Dorks No Pork
May 21 • 28 min
Randy and Jason to break down two new stories from the world. Story number one comes from an honorary diploma given out to a “very good boy” named Moose. Story number 2 is the story of a Russian nurse for wearing only lingerie to treat male coronavirus…
05-20-2020 - Naked Man on a Hot Tin Roof
May 20 • 29 min
The Sklar Brothers “Bare” in a story about a naked man arrested breaking into house through a skylight. Story number 2 is a story about the strange online commencement speech delivered by Ben Sasse to High School Seniors. —- This episode is sponsored by ·…
5-19-2020 - Unloose the Juice
May 19 • 28 min
The Sklar Brothers start out with a story out of Wisconsin where the state Supreme Court shot down the stay at home order. The hosts of Mega Check In. Story number 2 is a story about a new marketing stunt from Coors Light. —- This episode is sponsored by…
5-18-2020 - A Reverse Goldilocks
May 18 • 25 min
As we start month 3 of Sklarbro Country, we bring you a story about some YouTube pranksters in Florida. Story 2 is about a Washington City woman who walked into her kitchen to find a man she didn’t eating breakfast in her kitchen. —- This episode is…
5-15-2020 Two Jerks, No Van Kirk
May 15 • 24 min
Can you believe we’ve been doing this show for 8 weeks now. Time really flies when all the days melt into one big blog of shelter at home. Randy and Jason start of their 40th episode with a story about Brian Adams. They share a story about their childhood…
5-14-2020 Southern Fried Gefilte fish
May 14 • 27 min
Here at Sklarbro Country, we’re aim to bring you what you want. Do you want a fight between to ladies outside a Rob Lobster? You Got IT! The hosts of Mega Check in. Randy and Jason talk about the risks of Rodeos. Shout out to Brendan Lynch Salamon for the…
5-13-2020 Two Twins for the Win
May 13 • 32 min
The Sklar Brothers are pacifists but that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy a good “rumble”. Their first story starts with a rumble between soldiers in China and India. Randy and Jason contemplate how animals must be feeling right now. Corey Ryan Forrester…
05-12-2020 Did God Skip Leg Day?
May 12 • 27 min
Corona Be Damned, Applebees are still open in Tennessee and that’s where story one begins. Story 2 is about a group of protestors in Florida who gathered to protest the closing of Gyms in their city. Jason, host of Stuck at Home with Cliff and Jason…
5/11/2020 - Set an Example
May 11 • 26 min
Happy Monday Sklarboro Country listeners. We all know wearing covid-19 masks aren’t comfortable but necessary. the Sklar Brothers start with a story with one politicians excuse for not wearing a facemask to “You gotta go” status. Story number 2 is about a…
5/8/2020 - Jorts Center
May 8 • 30 min
Coming at you on a Friday from Dan Van Kirk Studios (AKA Dan’s Kitchen). Not everyone is getting the facemask part of the social distancing requirements right. Jason and Randy discuss a story about one such person. Story number two is about Elon Musk and…
Sklars and No Real Girl
May 7 • 27 min
The Sklars get right into it with a story about a way Sweden is attempting to keep people out of a park to celebrate. The second story involves a very dedicated protester. THe hosts of the Mega podcast Check in. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long…
5/5/2020 - Baby Driver
May 6 • 30 min
The Sklar Brothers share a story about “underage” driver pulled over by the cops. The second story involves an elected official makes a “tone deaf” tweet. Jason Smith, Co-Host of the Cliff calls in after a few Margaritas. Watch the Cliff Dorfman Show Live…
5/5/2020 2 Guys No Disguises
May 5 • 31 min
Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! Jason shares a story about watching a movie with his Son. The first story is warning to everyone: Make sure your couch isn’t covered in people shooting up drugs. It happened in Miami Dade county. Story 2 is about a person who…
5/4/2020 - Sklars in the Time of Covid-19
May 4 • 32 min
The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing. Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows. —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
Sklarbro Country - 5/1/2020 - Cheetos, Vodka, and Broken Dreams
May 1 • 28 min
The Sklar Brother lament the loss of of the Furry convention. Out of work announcer “Chet Waterhouse” leaves a message. The second story involves a protest in Raleigh. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new…
4/30/2020 - Dumb Richard Hamilton
Apr 30 • 31 min
On Today’s episode of the 2 Sklars no Bars, Randy and Jason share a story about a man who called in a bomb threat to get out of work. Then the tell a story about an argument that erupted on a golf course. The Hosts of Mega Drop By with a very special…
4-29-2020 The Hand That Grabbed Her
Apr 29 • 26 min
The Sklar Brothers come out hot with a warning to make sure people are paying more attention to what’s going on during zoom calls. In story 2 tell a story about some of the dangers of shopping in a Florida Walmart. —- This episode is sponsored by · How…
4-28-2020 - Make Butter Racist Again!
Apr 28 • 37 min
The Sklar Brothers address the very real Land-O-Lakes Butter controversy. Randy shows off a surprising amount of American Girl knowledge before discussing a story about woman suing American Girl Dolls for stealing her likeness. Langhorne Slim plays a song…
4-27-2020 Two Wolverines One Sklarantine
Apr 27 • 31 min
Happy Monday! Sklars start off with a story about the Kentucky government. The second story is about what not to do in business. It’s a reminder that not everything on Grubhub isn’t what you think it is. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone…
4-24-20 - Hindr
Apr 24 • 24 min
In today’s episode Randy and Jason share stories about 2 different companies. One that is handling the quarantine right, and one who is handling it wrong. In the first story Randy and Jason talk about a company that provides “special guests” to Zoom…
4-22-20 Stupidity Gone Corporate
Apr 23 • 29 min
It finally happened, Jason and Randy showed up dressed alike. Stay strong people. We’ll get through this together. The brothers talk about Lululemon’s recent PR nightmare. They go over the some shirt slogans that Lululemon should avoid. Finally they…
4-21-20 = The Social Contract
Apr 22 • 28 min
Randy and Jason discuss conspiracy theories springing up around Covid-19. Get Ready Ireland! Corey Ryan Forrester from the wellRED podcast checks in. The brothers talk about a man who was angry about being filmed at a protest. Listen to the wellRED…
4-21-2020 -Koalas Can’t Say No
Apr 21 • 36 min
The Sklars Brothers come out the gate with a story about a Mayor who was caught drinking in a parking lot during soical distancing. Randy and Jason ponder the STD’s of animals. A Live News show gets very NSFW. Pokemon Go! is still a thing. Jason Smith,…
4-20-2020 - The Book of Randy 4:20
Apr 20 • 29 min
In the first story of the day, the Sklar tell you about an artist in the England who penned a letter to the Daily Mail about smoking. Matt Besser Host of the Smoke Me Up! Podcast leaves a special 4/20 Message. The Sklars Subscribe to the Sklarbro Country…
Pipe Bombs and Pipe Dreams
Apr 17 • 30 min
Jason and Randy talk about an attempt to blow up a Central Park landmark. Starburns CEO and co-host of the Cliff Dorfman Show leaves a voice mail. Golf Cart drunk driving is running rampant. Listen to the Cliff Dorfman Show:…
Hang it on the Snorer
Apr 16 • 31 min
Don’t know what is and is not recyclable, the Sklar Brother are here to help you out. Jason and Randy check in with the local news reports investigating a car crash. The hosts of Mega check in. Snoring brings one person to the brink! Listen to Mega where…
Nobody is Above the Law
Apr 15 • 29 min
Jason and Randy kick things off with a story out of South Africa about a high level official who struggled with social distancing. Julian Assange is back in the news and Randy and Jason are there. The Grawlix checks in. Check out their show at:…
Two Jews, No Blues!
Apr 14 • 27 min
Randy and Jason revisit how strip clubs are taking it to instagram. Corey Ryan Forrester from WellRED checks in after having to shelter for a Hurricane yesterday. A HURRICANE! The Sklars discusses a story about a company outing in France that went…
4-13-2020 - Wuhan!! Got You All In Check!
Apr 13 • 29 min
Randy and Jason check in with everybody after Easter. They share a story out of South Florida about two thieves utilizing the coronavirus to their advantage at a CVS. They give an update how one woman from Wuhan China celebrated the end of the lockdown.…
4-10-2020 - Worth Its Weight in Bronze
Apr 10 • 31 min
Jason and Sklar wish you the Goodest of All Fridays. Jason and Randy start with a story about the wife of a police officer who had some trouble with social distancing. They share a story about a fight over toilet paper that went way too far. Mega checks…
4-9-2020 - The Chasing of the Bit
Apr 9 • 35 min
Jason and Randy talk about the time he met Mel Brooks and then talk about some of the amazing comedians of the past influenced them. They discuss what will become of the Handshake. The ‘Hot Boys’ from the Grawlix checks in with a story about celebrating…
4-8-2020 - You Got to Find Something Else
Apr 8 • 33 min
Jason and Randy remember their friend Vic Henley who recently passed away. They provide an important public service message about a looming shortage. Host of improv4humans and Smoke Me Up!, Matt Besser leaves a message. —- This episode is sponsored by ·…
4-6-2020 - I Haven’t Fully Vetted It But…
Apr 7 • 31 min
Randy and Jason talk about some truly fake news. Jordan harbinger talks about how buying counterfeit goods supports the drug trade. Randy and Jason reminisce about the time Mickey Rourke challenged Usain Bolt to a race. Musician Ben Lee sends the boys a…
4-5-2020 - I’m Back
Apr 6 • 31 min
Randy and Jason remind everyone why Cruises off limits. The boys are delighted by the announcement of a surprise single Jen Kirkman checks in. —- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old…
4-3-2020 - Never Gonna Give You Up
Apr 3 • 28 min
Randy and Jason talk remember “Fountains of Wayne” co-founder, Adam Schlesinger. They discuss Rick Astley’s free concert. Conspiracy theories abound regarding Public Enemy’s April Fools Joke. Randy’s Daughter has too much homework. The Hosts of Mega leave…
4-2-2020 Long Hard Times
Apr 2 • 32 min
Randy ruins professionalism for everyone. Randy and Jason talk about who is going to come out with the seminal Covid-19 song. Randy and Jason share more stories about Rabbi Lipnick. Jason and Randy wonder how certain vocations are handling social…
4-1-2020 Out of the Basement
Apr 1 • 33 min
Randy and Jason have some advice for New Yorkers who came to watch the ships come in. They reminisce about their time in NYC. The hosts of The Grawlix Saves the world calls in to tell a story that happened while attempting to maintain social distancing.…
3-31-2020 Shut it Down
Mar 31 • 35 min
Randy finds moths (or is it movths?) in his closet. They contemplate getting on Tik Tok. Randy explains what happens when he’s not invited to a party in his neighborhood. Cliff Dorfman and Jason Smith leave a voicemail. A special guest joins Randy and…
3-30-2020 - Takin’ It to the Streets
Mar 30 • 32 min
Welcome back! It’s Monday and Randy and Jason are back to discuss running in Silver Lake and the proper places to where Skele-toes shoes. They get into the class action lawsuit against Purell. Dan Van Kirk Leaves a voicemail to talk about his new show:…
03-27-2020 - The Basement Takes
Mar 27 • 31 min
Jason and Rand provide an update to how stripclubs are coping with quarantine. They talk about a gun store owner in Georgia who is trying to argue that a gun store is an essential business. The Hosts of the Parody Podcast Mega Call and Check in. Listen to…
3-26-2020 - The 30 Purge
Mar 26 • 27 min
Jason and Randy report some Coronavirus from Canada. Jason talk about their dreams. They get a special message from Corey Ryan Forrester from the WellRED podcast. Listen to listen to the wellRED podcast:…
3-25-2020 - Two Guys one Couch?
Mar 25 • 29 min
Randy and Jason talk about expert recommendations on sex during the coronavirus, Jason shares a news story about a welcome home celebration, Nic Cage leaves a voicemail. Subscribe to Sklarbro Country on it’s new feed at: Spotify:…
3-24-2020 - Come Sklarantine with Us
Mar 24 • 31 min
Jason writes a Coronavirus monologue joke for Johnny Carson. They discuss some of the notable names that have tested positive for the virus. Randy shares a story about how the Hustler Club is doing its part to stop the spread of the coronavirus. Subscribe…
3-23-2020 - Sklarbro Country goes Viral
Mar 23 • 28 min
In the first episode of their new daily podcast, Jason and Randy discuss finding a silver lining in social distancing, watching vintage baseball, people who are the happiest about the current crisis, and appropriate and inappropriate pandemic music.…
Welcome to Sklarbro Country
Mar 18 • 0 min
Jason and Randy are quarantined, but they are here with a new daily podcast to bring some laughter to these crazy times. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support