Two Moms + a Mic

Two Moms + a Mic
Two suburban moms of eight, surviving the joys of mid-life while simultaneously raising teens in the modern world. Our style is unscripted, real, sometimes hilariously raw banter about our personal experiences. We strive to create a community for parents

Ep.14 The LOVE Show
Feb 6 • 50 min
Don’t shit on the things we love. #duffmckagen #notrkelly #GOAT #selflove #bourbon
E13. Crusty Spaghetti
Feb 3 • 50 min
We have a love, hate relationship with our kids in the kitchen.We love their independence, and we HATE the crusty dishes.#cleanyourshitup #freedomsmells
E12. Damn These Holidays
Jan 23 • 39 min
Turkey absolutely belongs in the kitchen pipes and Santa is real.
E11. Hangovers + Disrespect
Jan 8 • 46 min
One of us is hungover, and both of us are stumbling over the challenging concepts of rebellion and disrespect.
E10. Piercings + Menstruation
Dec 13, 2019 • 41 min
Vodka is a suitable alcohol for piercing your nose and tampons without strings are awful.
E9. Freaking homecoming
Nov 20, 2019 • 56 min
We explore the culture of teen parties today. Homecoming is no longer a place where you awkwardly slow dance to lady in red. #kidsaresoweird #moshpits
E8. Judgment + Milk
Nov 13, 2019 • 49 min
We both had surgery. one medical, one plastic…because hernias suck and new boobs are F*****G awesome. #judgmentday #boobsandhernias
E7. We hate your music, but we love you
Nov 6, 2019 • 66 min
Lyrics have been disgustingly crude for years, but seem beyond vulgar through our mommy glasses. #areweprudes
E6. Traveling with kids is a fucking nightmare
Nov 6, 2019 • 62 min
Mothering the same bullshit behavior and doing the same stupid laundry in different states while finding joy in chaos.
E5. Booty shorts and contraceptives
Nov 6, 2019 • 57 min
Topics so huge and impactful, you’ll want to chase all conversations with a bottle of bourbon
E4. Shit show
Nov 6, 2019 • 46 min
SHIT. figurative, literal and surprisingly digestible.
E3. We are not crying, you are crying. No, wait…it is actually us.
Nov 6, 2019 • 38 min
Crying in front of kids or while hiding in the bathroom is inevitable unless you are taking mommy pills.
E2. Go the f**k back to school
Oct 25, 2019 • 52 min
We just survived the longest damn summer ever + are here to swear about it.
E1. Raw Intro
Oct 25, 2019 • 21 min
We poured our drinks and pressed record. the episode didn’t suck, so we released it. #podcastvirgins