Catholic Synod Watch

Catholic Synod Watch
Things have gotten a little wacky over at the Vatican these days. Catholic Synod Watch gives you some insight and commentary on these bizarre goings-on. Well, some insight… But a lot of commentary! And hopefully it’s entertaining commentary…

Why I no longer attend my Latin Mass parish on a weekly basis.
Jan 24 • 9 min
Hank Igitur loves his FSSP Latin Mass parish, but he no longer goes there each and every Sunday. Why? —- Send in a voice message:
Gaudete Sunday, Indeed!
Dec 15, 2019 • 3 min
Yes, it’s been a discouraging year in the life of our Catholic Church. (Amazon Synod, anyone?) But on this Gaudete Sunday, there IS much to “gaudete” about! —- Send in a voice message:
A Special Prayer to St. Roch
Nov 20, 2019 • 2 min
Whether you know him as St. Rocco or St. Roch, he is a special friend to little guys like Mr. Dogma. Please join us in a brief prayer to good St. Roch asking for his intercession on behalf of our pets. —- Send in a voice message:…
The Apostates are Coming!
Nov 8, 2019 • 7 min
With an outrageously successful Amazon Synod under their belts, the apostates are on the march! Hank Igitur spreads the alarm… —- Send in a voice message:
Pachamama Sleeps With the Fishes
Oct 23, 2019 • 17 min
Hank Igitur and Hermann Eutics discuss the spectacular drowning of pagan idols in Rome. It’s about time! —- Send in a voice message:
What if your father did this to you?
Oct 16, 2019 • 6 min
How are we supposed to react if our father refuses to clarify something horrible that a friend told us about him? —- Send in a voice message:
St. Boniface, Get Your Chainsaw
Oct 6, 2019 • 4 min
The Amazon Synod opened with a bizarre—and we do mean BIZARRE—pagan tree ritual thingie. —- Send in a voice message:
Chanted Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel
Oct 1, 2019 • 3 min
On the eve of this horrendous “Amazon Synod,” we must redouble our prayer effort! Here is a lovely chanted version of the familiar prayer to St. Michael the Archangel. Beg his intercession along with that of our Blessed Mother. —- Send in a voice message:…
What’s the Amazon Synod’s Position on Missionaries?
Sep 26, 2019 • 4 min
There’s a priest shortage in the Amazon basin. But do those synod masterminds have the right idea to solve it? Lady jungle deacons and married tribal elders? Really? —- Send in a voice message:
Weaponized Synods in a Ballistic Missile
Sep 24, 2019 • 2 min
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Catholic Synod Watch! The Amazon Synod is like a ballistic missile. The missile isn’t the real problem; it’s the payload. And the Amazon Synod ICBM is carrying multiple warheads! Visit us at —-…