Kings of Democracy

Kings of Democracy
The official podcast of the United States of America and everybody who lives in it or ever has or ever will.

Christopher Columbus Part Three: Italian Rasputin
Aug 10 • 83 min
Christopher Columbus does some greasy wizard stuff in Cuba and also his bones get sent to Cuba.
Christopher Columbus Part Two: Things Fall Apart. Really, Really Fast. Like Way Too Fast.
Jul 31 • 90 min
this is the one that has all the stuff your blue haired cousin is mad about. and shes not wrong.
Christopher Columbus Part One: All the Rhubarb the Queen Desires
Jul 21 • 82 min
yee so this week were talking about Columbus who more or less accidentally stumbled on to America and it got out of hand really quick. Also this shit in portland is getting whild huh?
AMERICAN LIVES: Ben Hurst, American Born African Rasied Missionary Kid
Jul 14 • 54 min
hey yall hope youre doing good today we’re not gonna rap on some funny history and instead kick it with my homie Ben Hurst who was born in American and raised in Africa as the child of missionaries. He’s got a lot of interesting stuff to say about…
Sex Offender Registry: NOT LIVE FROM THE CHAZ
Jun 30 • 74 min
hey gang sorry i lied i didn’t go to the CHAZ to ask people their opinions about sex offenders because it was raining and then a guy got shot and it’s officially a bad trip up there now. but this week we’re talking about sex offenders and how american…
Alcatraz: America’s Azkaban
Jun 16 • 72 min
The Marlboro Man: The Man’s Man Who Killed A Lot of Manly Men
Jun 3 • 73 min
HOW TO GET PEPPER SPRAY OFF YOUR SKIN: Oleoresin capsicum is an oil, and oil and water don’t mix. Think about how difficult it is to wash grease off of a cooking pan with just water — it’s almost impossible. This is because water is made up of polar…
Miranda Rights: Don’t Talk to Cops Until Gerry’s Mom Gets Here
May 19 • 67 min
you have the right to remain silent yeah tell my wife that seriously take my wife please hahaha i jest but no seriously don’t talk to cops and ask for a lawyer or they will bury you under the jail you idiot
Superman: Secretly Jewish
May 5 • 81 min
Superman is America’s first superhero, but no longer our best. The best is Spiderman who is human and mortal and relatable and lives in a cool part of Queens. But Superman is still around and we should talk about how he was how Americans saw their…
The Coast Guard: Budget Cuts Off the Port Bow!
Apr 28 • 70 min
the coast guard keeps us safe from drugs, icebergs, poseidon, lumber poaching, unmapped sandbars and of course, nor’easters. But how did they come to exist? why are they orange? how many dogs do they have?
Capitol Punishment Part Two: Quadruple Secret Mega Nuts
Apr 21 • 71 min
Again sorry for dropping a bummer on ya’ll during such a bummer of a time. But just remember that no bad how things are, you could be on Death Row. Which is double crazy because there are actually people on Death Row right now. I don’t know where I’m…
Capitol Punishment Part One: PRETTY COOL!!!!!!!
Apr 14 • 58 min
a hard hitting look at the FACINATING history of the U.S Death Penalty
Cowboys: The Thirst for Beef
Apr 7 • 72 min
a hard hitting look at the FACINATING history of cowboys
Apr 1 • 52 min
a hard hitting look at the FACINATING history Canadian Independance
ACLU: How World War One Resulted in the Legalization of Voodoo
Mar 24 • 76 min
a hard hitting look in to the FACINATING history of the American Civil Liberties Union
AR-15: America’s Rifle But That’s Not What AR Stands For
Mar 17 • 85 min
lookin’ at the ar-15 wash your hands
The POW/MIA Flag: I Wonder If They Ever Think About Me Thinking About Them?
Mar 10 • 71 min
you know that weird looking black flag under the main flag at the post office or at your uncle’s house? this is about that one
The Special Relationship: America, Britan and an Old Man Named “Fuss and Feathers”.
Mar 4 • 73 min
The bear attacks, Shakespear Riots, Flase Flag Pig Wars and Axe Fights that Made American and Britain friends
Roe vs. Wade: Constitutional Law Cajun Style
Feb 25 • 73 min
A hard hitting look in to the history of the landmark Supreme Court Case Roe V Wade
Reader Mail Extravaganza 2: PRAY FOR GERRY!!!
Feb 20 • 31 min
We answer or reader mail, which is mostly about Asexual Rhode Island Leftists
The American Lawn or, The Legend of Billy Joel
Feb 18 • 58 min
A hard hitting look in to the FACINATING history of the lawn and also hard hitting journalism about Billy Joel’s legacy of drunk driving
The Republic of China: America’s Invisable Friend
Feb 11 • 71 min
America is a pretty good friend, we’ll back you up no matter what. In fact we’ll back you up well past the point of sanity or decency. And there’s no place where that’s clearer than America’s relationship with the Republic of China/Taiwan/Chinese…
How To Run For President Part Three: General Election Campaign to Inauguration
Feb 4 • 77 min
Part Three of the endless slog through the gutters of Democracy that results in a new President.
How To Run For President Part Two: Iowa to General Election Campaign
Jan 28 • 73 min
Part Two of a Three Part serries on the endless slog through the gutters of Democracy that results in a new President.
How To Run For President Part One: Birth to the Iowa Caucus
Jan 21 • 79 min
Part One of a Three Part serries on the endless slog through the gutters of Democracy that results in a new President.
Navy SEALs: What Did You Say About Me You Little B!@#$?
Jan 14 • 67 min
The history of America’s most elite super secret soliders the Nay SEALs.
The Amish: Everybody Looks Good in Black
Jan 7 • 72 min
A hard hitting look in to the world of the Amish and their delicious pie, featuring special guest Jesse Warren
Disneyland/World/EPCOT Part Two: In Which Walt Disney Sues the State of Flordia So He Can Build A Nuclear Reactor
Jan 3 • 57 min
Walt Disney Complete’s Disneyland and Starts on his next project, The Reedy Creek Improvement District
Disneyland/World/EPCOT Part One: A Man, A Mouse, and a Sinkhole Full of Alligators
Dec 27, 2019 • 66 min
Part One of a Two Part Serries on the Rise and (Sort Of) Fall of Walt Disney and the private reality he made
Dry Counties, or How the Women’s Sufferage Movement Accidentally Created NASCAR
Dec 17, 2019 • 61 min
An investigation in the history of dry counties
Reader Mail Extravaganza 1: Rhode Island is for Cowards
Dec 15, 2019 • 35 min
We answer or reader mail, which is mostly about Asexual Rhode Island Leftists
Area 51: Super Secret, Spooky Secret
Dec 10, 2019 • 70 min
A look in to the known history and unknown speculative guesswork of Area 51
US Customary Units: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Metric System
Dec 3, 2019 • 64 min
A hard hitting deep dive in to why the United States doesn’t use the Metric System
The Grand Canyon: America’s Favorite Big Hole In the Ground.
Nov 26, 2019 • 63 min
A look at the people of America’s greatest geological feature, the Grand Canyon.
American Bison: All Better Now, Thanks For Asking
Nov 19, 2019 • 75 min
A look at the rise and fall and rise and fall and possible rise again of the American Bison
Washington DC: Banned On Chinese Facebook
Nov 12, 2019 • 64 min
The gang takes a look at the poop and murder filled history of Washington DC, the capitol city of a democracy that can’t vote.
Secret Service: Get Down Mister President!
Nov 5, 2019 • 63 min
A history of the United States Secret Serive Presidental Protection Devision and its long history of letting Presidents get shot.
Bigfoot: You’re A Cryptozoologist Now, Little Boy!
Oct 22, 2019 • 74 min
Bigfoot and/or Sasquatch is one of our most famous monsters, but for the most part we just know that there’s that one movie of him and our weird uncles are all about it. But how did we end up believing that there’s an Ape Man in North California? Is…
AMERICAN LIVES: Arijana Ramic, First Generation Bosnia-American
Oct 22, 2019 • 61 min
An interview with comic Arijana Ramic about her and her parrent’s experiences immigrating to American from war time Bosnia.
Walmart: Eight Cents of Every Dollar
Oct 15, 2019 • 69 min
Walmart is an American Juggernaut that nobody seems to know anything about, so today we explore it’s past and future!
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knocking on Heaven’s Door
Oct 8, 2019 • 76 min
A comedic history of Jevovah’s Wtinesses
Delaware Corporations: OR Why the American Ecconomy is Based Out of PO Boxes in Wilmington
Sep 24, 2019 • 10 min
An overview of the history and impact of Delaware Corporations
The Third Amendment: The Male Nippes of the Constitution
Sep 24, 2019 • 11 min
A review of the Third Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
ICP and Juggalos: The Midwest Kings of Clown Oriented Murder Rap
Sep 6, 2019 • 92 min
A History of Insane Clown Posse and their fan’s Juggalos
Blue Jeans: How An Crypto-Literate Prospector Destoryed the Soviet Union Over 100 Years After His Death
Sep 5, 2019 • 64 min
A cultural history of Blue Jeans in America.
Cuban Embargo: America’s Favorite Least Favorite Place
Sep 3, 2019 • 81 min
A summary of the history and impact of America’s embargo on Cuba.