Friends You Don't Want to Watch Movies With

Friends You Don't Want to Watch Movies With

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Terminator: Dark Fate
Mar 31 • 122 min
Trevor and Sarah wistfully watch a tale of a powerful, quicksilver, salamander, teen, multiclassing, eight things, first hahahaha, according to my pillow, stop squirming, how to slice every fruit, help I can’t get up, aaarggggg. Starring, Aaaarrrnold…
Frozen 2
Mar 25 • 95 min
Trevor and Sarah shimmer, glitter, sing, and dance our way through the rather generic Princess Movie, “Frozen 2”. Starring Idena Menzel, Kristen Bell, and Josh Gad. Released on November 22nd, 2019.
Triangle
Mar 10 • 98 min
Trevor and Sarah are in love with this mind-bending, hairpulling, finger biting, ear licking? conundrum that is “TRIANGLE”. Starring Melissa George, and Liam Hemsworth. Released on October 16, 2009.
Underworld: Awakening
Mar 3 • 86 min
Trevor and Sarah get fuzzy warm with this goooooooshy, creamy? Underworld steamy… (Dictated but not written by Trevor Kelly) cinematic experience, Underworld: Something? … Awakening? Armageddon? Arachnophobia? Starring Kate Beckinsale Michael Eisley, and…
Dragonheart: Vengeance
Feb 25 • 96 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the “captivating”, “heartwarming”, and “complex” flick, Dragonheart: Vengeance. Starring Joseph Millson, Jack Kane, and Helena Bonham Carter. Released on February 4th, 2020.
Spectral
Feb 11 • 106 min
Trevor and Sarah are highly disappointed in this confusing action/war/ghost/Ummm film, “Spectral” from Netflix. Starring James Badge Dale and Emily Mortimer. Released on December 9th, 2016.
Silent Hill: Revelation
Feb 4 • 91 min
Trevor and Sarah are mesmerized by the ultimate blood-fest for your eye holes, slasher/horror flick “Silent Hill: Revelation. Starring Adelaide Clemens, Kit Harrington, and Sean Bean. Released on October 26th, 2012.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines
Jan 28 • 98 min
Trevor and Sarah Graboid and Ass-Blast their way through the oddly enjoyable Tremors 5. Starring Jamie Kennedy and Michael Gross. Released on October 6th, 2015.
6 Underground
Jan 21 • 129 min
Trevor and Sarah welcome special guest, Bella, as we watch the lens flare, explosion-feast, 6 Underground. Starring Ryan Reynolds and Mélanie Laurent. Released on December 13th, 2019.
Season of the Witch
Jan 14 • 89 min
Ready for some Cage-tastic Cage-ness? Then join us on our Cage-deavor as Trevor and Sarah watch “Season of the Witch”. Starring Nicholas Cage, Ron Perlman, and the delicious Robert Sheehan. Released on January 7th, 2011.
Hellboy (2019)
Jan 7 • 112 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the painfully confusing, box office flop, ” Hellboy”. Starring David Harbour and Milla Jovovich. Released on April 12th, 2019.
Charlies Angels
Dec 24, 2019 • 95 min
Emily and Sarah watch the over-hyped, antifem ridiculous Charles Angle’s. Starring Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore. Released on October 22, 2000.
Olympus Has Fallen
Dec 17, 2019 • 117 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the massively explosive, highly theatrical, ” Olympus Has Fallen”. Starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. Released on March, 22nd 2013.
Shazam!
Dec 10, 2019 • 126 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the Shazamastic, Shazamazing, Shazamtastic, hold the ham, who’s the man, Kablam, “Shazam!”! Starring Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, and Mark Strong. Released on April 5th, 2019.
Backcountry
Dec 3, 2019 • 91 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the gruesome and horrifying thriller, “Backcountry”. Starring Missy Peregrym and Jeff Roop. Released on March 20, 2015.
Demonic
Nov 26, 2019 • 87 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the haunting, supernatural flick “Demonic”. Starring Maria Bello, Frank Grillo, and Dustin Milligan. Released on February 12, 2015.
The Conjuring 2
Nov 19, 2019 • 137 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the haunting, “based on real-life”, nail biter, The Conjuring 2. Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. Released on June 8th, 2016.
X Men Dark Phoenix
Nov 12, 2019 • 119 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the X-cellent, X-citing, X-illerating, X Men Dark Phoenix. Starring Sophie Turner, James McAvoy, and the saving grace of this film, Michael Fassbender. Released on June 7th, 2019.
Terminator, Genisys
Nov 5, 2019 • 135 min
Trevor and Sarah watch Terminator Genisys. Not super mad at this nostalgia-driven thrill ride. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, and Emilia Clarke. Released on July 1st, 2015.
Haunt
Oct 29, 2019 • 93 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the thrilling hack-fest “Haunt”. Starring Katie Stevens and Will Brittain. Released on September 13th, 2019.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Oct 22, 2019 • 85 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the mind-boggling, mistry/horror flick, The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Released on 21 December 2016. Starring Brian Cox, Emile Hirsch, and Ophelia Lovibond.
Fright Night
Oct 15, 2019 • 121 min
Trevor, Sarah, and Special Guest, lover of all things spooky, Mandy, watch Fright Night (2011). Starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, and David Tennant. Released on 19 August 2011.
The Boy
Oct 8, 2019 • 110 min
Happy “Spook-Tober” once again! Join Trevor, Sarah, and our coveted slasher movie enthusiast, Mandy, as we watch The Boy. Starring Lauren Cohan and Rupert Evans. Released on January 22, 2016.
Trick ‘r Treat
Oct 3, 2019 • 97 min
Spook-Tober Bonus Episode! Join Trevor, Sarah, and special guest Mandy as we watch ultra “campy” Halloween bloodfest Trick ‘r Treat. Starring Anna Paquin and Brian Cox. Released on December 9, 2007.
Halloween
Oct 1, 2019 • 119 min
Trevor, Sarah, and very special guest, slasher movie enthusiast, Mandy, watch Halloween to kick off… “Spook-Tober”… our month of scary! Starring Jamie Lee Curtis and James Jude Courtney. Released on October 19th, 2018.
Mortal Engines
Sep 24, 2019 • 127 min
Trevor and Sarah watch Mortal Engines. Starring Hera Hilmar, Robert Sheehan, and Hugo Weaving. Released December 14, 2018.
John Wick Chapter 2
Sep 17, 2019 • 125 min
Trevor and Sarah watch the epic second installment of the John Wick series. Starring the delicious Keanu Reeves. Released on January 30, 2017.
Aquaman
Sep 10, 2019 • 140 min
Trevor and Sarah Watch Aquaman. Starring Jason Momoa and Patrick Wilson. Released on December 21st, 2018.
Jupiter Ascending
Sep 3, 2019 • 126 min
Trevor and Sarah Watch Jupiter Ascending. Starring Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum. Released February 6, 2015.
Hereditary
Aug 27, 2019 • 128 min
Trevor and Sarah Watch Hereditary. Starring Toni Collette. Released on June 8th, 2018.
San Andres
Aug 20, 2019 • 113 min
Trevor and Sarah watch San Andreas. Starring Dwayne Johnson. Released May 27, 2015.
The Conjuring
Aug 15, 2019 • 113 min
Trevor and Sarah watch The Conjuring. Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. Released 19 July 2013.
The Book of Eli
Aug 13, 2019 • 113 min
Trevor and Sarah watch The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington and Mia Kunis. Released January 11, 2010.
The Nun
Aug 8, 2019 • 98 min
Bonus Episode! Trevor and Sarah watch The Nun. Starring Taissa Farmiga and Demian Bichiar, Released September 6th, 2018.
Robin Hood 2018
Aug 6, 2019 • 110 min
Trevor and Sarah Watch Robin Hood. Starring Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx, Released on November 20th, 2018.
Ultraviolet
Jul 30, 2019 • 89 min
Join Trevor and Sarah as they watch Ultraviolet. Starring Milla Jovovich, released, March 3rd, 2006.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Jul 30, 2019 • 121 min
Trevor and Sarah watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Released on May 20th, 2008.
Pompeii
Jul 30, 2019 • 101 min
Trevor and Sarah watch Pompeii. Starring Kit Harrington and Emily Browning, Released February 21st, 2014.