Comically Anxious

Comically Anxious
A comedy/culture podcast that is awkward, weird, and shamelessly inappropriate. It’s a candid discussion with occasional interviews, in which Becca and Brandy laugh about all of the terrible, sad, and gross things in life through the lens of extreme an?

Garbage Artists
Apr 5 • 66 min
Episode 39 - On this insanely educational episode, we’ll talk a little about how our lives are falling apart as the ‘Rona runs rampant, laugh at crazy craigslist ads, and take an in-depth look at our love forecast as told by the stars! We introduce a…
Elvish Dick Pics
Mar 30 • 74 min
Episode 38 - This week, we’ll be disgusting sanchos, giggling man, daddies, and out-of-towner drama… We discuss mannequin Florida Man, consult the stars, and interview Street Person Callie from Maine! Brandy ate a whole pizza and prepares for the…
Pandemic Hair
Mar 22 • 84 min
Episode 37 - This week we’ll be disgusting car masturbation, speech disorders, sweet pie, and long conversations. Becca lets us know how crazy she always sounds everywhere she goes, and Brandy hates when people type “LOL”. We visit a well hydrated…
Dingo Ate My Toilet Paper
Mar 16 • 78 min
Episode 36 - This week we talk about why Becca needs that toilet paper more than you, and Becca wonders why her doctor is asking her what she thinks she has as opposed to telling her, and Brandy does her part to prevent the spread of germs by going out…
Kicking Children
Mar 8 • 70 min
Episode 35 - Brandy has too much fiber and details her woes and discusses her upcoming therapist appointment. Becca gets too many job offers, wants to kick a child in the face (not really) and intends to pimp out Rapunzel since someone somewhere…
Anxious Introduction
Mar 2 • 0 min
Hey Street People! We’re your hosts Becca and Brandy, and this is Comically Anxious! This is a show where we call out craigslist weirdos, overshare to the point our parents are disappointed, and invade the privacy of our Street People interviewees. …
Celtic Fupa Tattoo
Mar 1 • 30 min
Episode 34 - This week, Becca breaks down her plan to cover up her fupa tattoo with a chicken drumstick tattoo - and her desire to have Rapunzel get a matching drumstick. Brandy spray waters her plants with kitchen cleaner instead of water because…
Legal Slaves
Feb 23 • 35 min
Episode 33 - Nipples, jacuzzi fun, 21st century labor laws, and sex dolls are the craigslist stars of the week. We interview street-person Sharon, Becca inserts herself into Sharon’s yet-to-exist wedding, and Brandy reimagines “Oops I did it again”.
Wine Bar Snot
Feb 16 • 34 min
Episode 32 - This week we discuss anti-valentines day, all kinds of yoga pants, illegal fun, and chesty ladies. Brandy has a dream, we learn how untrustworthy chickens are, and she yells about getting facials at work. Becca give’s strangers pet names…
Skid Row Wanderlust
Feb 9 • 42 min
Episode 31 - This week we discuss how to apologize, where the hot wife will be, where to get a good milking, and how fun a date at the cemetery can be! Becca expresses her new plan to become a traveling instagram model that only visits shit-holes, and…
Dolphin Seduction
Feb 2 • 42 min
EP30 - Scratch n Sniff vag, disgusting freudian, special “Living with THC” interview, and a zoophile Florida Man.
Murder Bang Show EP3
Jan 30 • 5 min
MBS EP3 - Does Kimberly get murdered by “Spoil me” girl, “Medieval Times” dude, “Wild as hell” girl, or “Approved topics of conversation” guy?
Fight Club
Jan 27 • 39 min
EP29 - Men objectifying women, winning the county fair, valentines plans, blaming life on horoscopes, Florida Man, and a fight to the death.
Genetically Awesome
Jan 19 • 37 min
EP28 - Free-ballin, ethnically diverse genetics, orgasm noises, Capricorns suck, and brands should pay us for saying their name. And definitely not sue us.
Get Blind
Jan 12 • 39 min
EP27 - This week on the poop fart genital show, we discuss how to “Get Spoil”, find out what’s poppin at medieval times this weekend, and look at what our signs predict for our day.
Poop Full Circle
Jan 5 • 36 min
Episode 26 - Happy New Year! We hope it’s your year. You won’t keep any of those resolutions, but we hope you’re happy! This week Becca discusses how she started the new year (it was a blood bath), and Becca and Brandy review their New Year Resolutions…
Melted Hersheys
Dec 22, 2019 • 28 min
Episode 25 - Becca and Brandy will be disgusting, while also discussing sexy lingerie, the TV thing, men with daughter issues, and finding the right dentist. They also do the usual bitching, and in great detail paint you a mental picture of their boobs.…
Street Cats
Dec 15, 2019 • 44 min
EP24 - How not to get raped jogging, fresh craigslist weirdos, Melissa V interview, Brandy’s street cat, and our second marriage to Melissa.
Murder Bang Show EP2
Dec 12, 2019 • 6 min
MBS EP2 - Street Person Alex chooses between four possible Craigslist suitors: 40s female looking for a pervert, Man looking for someone to watch him stroke it, Guy who wants a lady who’s like a mexican man, and Gentleman who wants to bang a family.
Severed Deer Head
Dec 9, 2019 • 26 min
Episode 23 - Becca and Brandy discuss shower wall period blood, severed deer heads, masturbation voyeurs, and inappropriate family fun. They interview Street Person guest Alex Flores, and learn about pooping on the job. Everything comes back to poop.
Murder Bang Show Pilot
Dec 5, 2019 • 4 min
Becca and Brandy introduce their craigslist dating game - The Murder Bang Show - in which they pit the Comically Anxious Craigslist Bachelors/Bachelorettes of the week against each other for love[fear] of our interviewee!
Door Decoration War
Dec 2, 2019 • 26 min
EP22 - Becca and Brandy explain the dangers of cut-throat Christmas door decorating, warn you to stay away from that one park with the cruising bubble-butt guy, and get national geographic style with street person interviewee Tiffanie.
Muscular Lips
Nov 25, 2019 • 28 min
EP21 - Becca and Brandy provide you with the latest and greatest in weirdo news, talk about what sucks and what sucked in the past, and invade one of their fans privacy in this week’s Street People interview with Kiersten aka Booger Pants.
The Wrong Labyrinth
Nov 18, 2019 • 29 min
Episode 20 - In this episode, which DEFINITELY takes place almost near Thanksgiving, Becca and Brandy have prepared a special themed Craigslist section about gross family relations to make your upcoming family gatherings pale in comparison! They also have…
Nov 11, 2019 • 28 min
Ep19 - On this weeks episode of Comically Anxious we learn the backstory behind Becca’s nickname “Poopbeard”, and why Brandy’s car smells like a public restroom. They also try out some new awkward and inappropriate questions for themselves and this week’s…
Adventurous Furburgers
Nov 4, 2019 • 35 min
EP18 - The ladies discuss how un-lady-like they are, how poorly they’re equipped to handle emergencies, their new “Poop-to-avoid-a-conversation” strategy, review the latest and greatest in craigslist terribleness, and make two new street people…
Bleached Keister
Oct 27, 2019 • 25 min
Ep17 - On this weeks episode, Becca and Brandy discuss the rare white snake, mention the horrors of babysitters, and have a new live in-studio street-person to make uncomfortable!
Don’t Sue Us
Oct 20, 2019 • 24 min
Ep16 - Dominant roles, BJ activities, nudists, hopefully not getting sued, losing your v-card, street people interviews, and never have I ever.
Backup Pants
Oct 13, 2019 • 31 min
EP15, Accidental poops, lost in a maze, street people, small penises, too much chest hair…
Tasting Testicles
Oct 7, 2019 • 20 min
Ep14, Busted knees, deliberate car accidents, utilizing your spaces, and “working” from home.
Shitty Power Rangers
Sep 29, 2019 • 31 min
Ep13, The ladies explain how incredibly gassy Becca is this week, discuss surprise blow jobs, interview special guest Nolan, envision a new more inclusive version of Power Rangers, and ask the tough questions.
Naked Train Man
Sep 22, 2019 • 29 min
Ep12, Brandy’s browser history, queef stories, Brandy is her own Street Person of the week, and the horrifying story of Naked Train Man.
Whitegirl Wasted
Sep 15, 2019 • 32 min
Ep11, Becca and Brandy get way to drunk to do this, interview Beth from California, and Rapunzel educates you on Rap Music.
Sniffles and Mouthguard
Sep 9, 2019 • 26 min
Ep10, Victorian dresses, choking your Lyft driver, describing our packages. Also anxiety things.
Sex Like A Typhoon
Sep 2, 2019 • 39 min
Ep9, Anxiety update, craigslist weirdos, street-people difficulties, and banging pool floaties.
Street People
Aug 25, 2019 • 38 min
Ep8, Recent anxieties, “Street People”, Greg Greg causing genital mayhem, and why you probably don’t want to use sand paper for toilet paper.
Aug 19, 2019 • 21 min
Ep7, Butt Drugs Guy Shoots Self In Nuts, Pan-Sexual? and Craigslist experts.
What Are You Afraid Of?
Aug 12, 2019 • 21 min
Ep6, Becca and Brandy discuss Becca’s clean cervix, fears, superpowers, and what they would lick.
Dumpster Fire
Aug 5, 2019 • 26 min
Ep5, Shoutouts, listener requests, Craigslist weirdos PT2, backhanded compliments, all without underwear.