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Comedian Nick Firer reviews multiple endings books with help from a rotating panel of friends, including some of the Midwest’s most talented comedians, authors and actors and so-and-so’s in the entertainment industry.


SUPERBIKE PART 3: Followed By a Wind Shadow
Feb 17 • 65 min
We take one more ride on the Superbike by Edward Packard. It turns out that the Air-magnet (patent pending) which makes the superbike work has some abilities we didn’t know about. No need to leave it to a professional to test them out, we are sure You,…
SUPERBIKE PART 2: Very Peccable Accent Work
Feb 10 • 57 min
This week, we hop right back on Superbike by Edward Packard. After getting our bike stolen at bike camp, friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and Brian Green (Comedy Sportz) decide to learn what…
SUPERBIKE PART 1: Jurassic Park is a Terrible Movie
Feb 3 • 58 min
This week we start our review of Superbike by Edward Packard. When you, The Protagonist, finds a wallet in the movie theater, you decide to return it. The thankful owner gives you a reward that is even BETTER than money: your very own Superbike!!! Can…
SPACE VAMPIRE PART 3: Exit Interview with the Space Vampire
Jan 27 • 62 min
We take one more trip around the star that is Edward Packard’s Space Vampire. You, the Protagonist, Codename: Osprey, have made all the right moves and haven’t been drummed out of what we are pretty sure is the Space SS…yet. But if you do capture that…
SPACE VAMPIRE PART 2: Laurie the Space Vampire Slayer
Jan 20 • 55 min
We zoom back to Space Vampire by Edward Packard in the state of the art K-1 spacecraft! After getting kicked out of what we are pretty sure is the Space SS for not being absolutely perfect in every way, you, The Protagonist, Code-name: Osprey, decide to…
SPACE VAMPIRE PART 1: Barnard’s Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Space Vampire
Jan 13 • 55 min
This week we go all the way to the near future to fight a Space Vampire by Edward Packard. You, The Protagonist, Code-name: Osprey, have just graduated from the Space Academy on Mars. Your first mission: to hunt down the elusive and very real Space…
TERROR ISLAND PART 3: REAL Heroes Run Away
Jan 6 • 61 min
We return one more time to Terror Island by Tony Kolz! You, The Protagonist, are swept up into a rebellion against the Omicron Masters led by a native islander who couldn’t POSSIBLY speak the Queen’s English! Will you, The Protagonist, succeed, or will…
TERROR ISLAND PART 2: The Red Hug of Courage
Dec 30, 2019 • 56 min
We sail back to Terror Island by Tony Kolz! Your dad’s friend Bill, took you, alone, on a secret mission to investigate the Evil Omicron Corporation for some reason! Now he’s hurt and it’s up to you, The Protagonist, to get valuable intelligence using…
Special Holiday Episode: Toy Shop of Terror!
Dec 23, 2019 • 86 min
Tis the season…to be SCARY!!! That’s right! We have a very special Holiday episode for you today, so curl up with a cup of cocoa while Nick and his friends Brian Beyer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Laura Holterman (Who Let Me Read This, Cabaret Milwaukee)…
TERROR ISLAND PART 1: Santa is a Communist
Dec 16, 2019 • 52 min
This week we sail away, alone, with your Dad’s work friend to Terror Island by Tony Kolz! You, The Protagonist, are alone on a two-person Pacific Cruise with your Dad’s Friend, Bill Sutherland, for some reason. It isn’t until a mine blows a hole in the…
THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE PART 3: A Hero By EVERY Other Name
Dec 9, 2019 • 57 min
We come back one last time to the 48th hour of The Worst Day of Your Life by Edward Packard, and quite frankly, we are starting to suspect that you, The Protagonist, are the problem. Join guests Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice), Stacy Pawlowski…
THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE PART 2: Crossfit Pig-Farm
Dec 2, 2019 • 64 min
Things keep getting worse as you, The Protagonist, are experiencing what must be at least the 36th hour of The Worst Day of Your Life by Edward Packard!! This week we jump right back into the action and out of the way of your Uncle Norbert’s raging bull!…
THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE PART 1: Gator Hotline
Nov 25, 2019 • 51 min
OH NO! We woke up this week only to find out it was The Worst Day of Your Life by Edward Packard!! After you, The Protagonist, set your neighbor’s roof on fire with a rocket, it’s no Hawaiian Holiday for you!!! Nope, you gotta go to your Uncle Norbert’s…
WAR WITH THE EVIL POWER MASTER PART 3: PWASONN FARMS REMEMBERS
Nov 18, 2019 • 61 min
The War with the Evil Power Master rages on in this special bonus content episode!! Things get complicated when you, the protagonist, go undercover to track down the Evil Power Master’s secret hideout? Is it in the jungle penthouse of this 40 story…
WAR WITH THE EVIL POWER MASTER PART 2: FIRE, SIMPLE FIRE
Nov 11, 2019 • 52 min
The War with the Evil Power Master heats up, as You, the protagonist, abandon Space Laws and Space Tradition in a desperate attempt to rendezvous with your cousin, Colin, on the planet Follop. Can You, the protagonist, stop the Evil Power Master from…
WAR WITH THE EVIL POWER MASTER PART 1: MY DINNER WITH COLIN
Nov 4, 2019 • 51 min
This week we start a war with the Evil Power Master! You, the protagonist, are a commander in the Lacoonian System Rapid Force! Together with your partner, the Martian Flppto, You, the protagonist scour the galaxy for this intergalactic terrorist. But who…
MIDNIGHT AT MURDER MANSION: THERE’S A LIGHT (OVER AT THE ALUCARD PLACE)
Oct 28, 2019 • 84 min
OH NO!!! Our car is just about out of gas!!! Right in front of this spooky mansion! And now, it’s starting to rain! It’s the perfect time to investigate the terrifying events that can only happen at Midnight at Monster Mansion by Steven Otfinoski! That’s…
MASTER OF KUNG FU PART 3: JAMS FOR DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Oct 21, 2019 • 51 min
We take one last dip into Master of Kung Fu by Richard Brightfield in a desperate attempt to find out what is going on! You, the Protagonist, have finally found your friend Billy!! But did You want to? I mean, how are you supposed to sneak around with him…
MASTER OF KUNG FU PART 2: KNIGHT BASKET
Oct 14, 2019 • 47 min
We return to Master of Kung Fu by Richard Brightfield! Your friend Billy is STILL missing!!! But what can You, the Protagonist do back in time or whatever? Don’t worry! You, the Protagonist may have just been dreaming!! Maybe if You, the protagonist,…
MASTER OF KUNG FU PART 1: BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE TRAINING ROCK
Oct 7, 2019 • 52 min
This week we become a Master of Kung Fu by Richard Brightfield! You, the Protagonist, are on your way to a Kung Fu tour to China with your best friend Billy. But when Billy disappears it’s up to You the Protagonist, to find him…or not! You, the…
JOURNEY UNDER THE SEA PART 4: EAT MY A$$ SIRI
Sep 30, 2019 • 41 min
Our Journey Under the Sea, by M.A. Montgomery takes an unexpected turn as, You, the protagonist, meet some real life aliens, of course! Also, we all give our final thoughts on the book and Jessie gets VERY existential. BONUS we play the Fake Review Quote…
JOURNEY UNDER THE SEA PART 3: CHARLIE BUCKET HAS A WET MOUTH
Sep 23, 2019 • 42 min
This week our Journey Under the Sea by M.A. Montgomery brings you, the protagonist, even deeper into the political machinations of the People Under the Sea, as You, the protagonist, reject the overtures of an evil king who might just be sea Hitler! Plus,…
JOURNEY UNDER THE SEA PART 2: SEXY SLIMY SUBMARINE
Sep 16, 2019 • 53 min
After a run in with some Sea Hippies, we return to our Journey Under the Sea by M.A. Montgomery! This time you, the protagonist, are brought into an undersea grotto. You meet the Atlanteans, but are they good, or are they evil? There’s only one way to…
JOURNEY UNDER THE SEA PART 1: SQUIDS AND SEA WIZARDS
Sep 9, 2019 • 46 min
We dive deep into Journey Under the Sea by M.A. Montgomery! You, the protagonist, are an undersea explorer searching for the lost city of Atlantis. Do you take your submersible deep into the underwater canyon? Or do you stay on the ledge looking for some…
TERROR IN AUSTRALIA PART 3: THE LOST MYSTERY BOX OF SATYRION
Sep 2, 2019 • 53 min
Host Nick Firer takes you back one last time to find the real Terror in Australia by Shannon Gilligan! After helping You, the protagonist, survive the dumbest most convoluted and overly complicated plan any terrorist has ever come up with, Nick and his…
TERROR IN AUSTRALIA PART 2: MAJOR WINKS THE CAT
Aug 26, 2019 • 40 min
Host Nick Firer brings you back to Terror in Australia by Shannon Gilligan! After the disastrous results of making the safest choices you can, You the protagonist, decide to take some risks and find yourself in the middle of some international intrigue,…
TERROR IN AUSTRALIA PART 1: STRAYNJAH DAYNJAH DEYOWN UNDAH
Aug 19, 2019 • 42 min
Host Nick Firer goes deep down under and digs up some Terror in Australia written by Shannon Gilligan! It’s 1988 and You, the protagonist, are Australian! Not only are you Australian, but your parents are on vacation for three weeks!! What’s a young ausie…
SUPERCOMPUTER PART LAST: ASTRO-REAGAN-PHYSICS
Aug 12, 2019 • 52 min
Host Nick Firer dives deeper into Supercomputer than You, the protagonist, have ever gone before, and boy do the accents keep coming! You, the protagonist, rewind and decide to use the Supercomputer, the height of 1984 sci-fi technology, to solve world…
SUPERCOMPUTER PART 2: EVERY DOLPHIN WILL HAVE ITS DAY
Aug 5, 2019 • 30 min
Host Nick Firer returns to Supercomputer to see what happens when you give over the power of the supercomputer to a, decidedly sexy, Italian Scientist, with which you, the protagonist and obviously a child, have a clearly inappropriate relationship! With…
SUPERCOMPUTER PART 1: THE INSTRUCTION BOOK OF DESTINY
Jul 24, 2019 • 46 min
Host Nick Firer tackles Supercomputer by Edward Packard. You, the protagonist are awarded a state-of-the-art (for 1984) supercomputer for winning a science fair, because that’s a thing that happens!!! What will You, the protagonist, do with this…