NaruTalk: The Naruto ShipPodcast

NaruTalk: The Naruto ShipPodcast

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The greatest podcast ever to be all about Naruto! Believe it! Join two super-fans and two newcomers to Naruto as they journey through the series, summarizing and discussing 2 - 4 canon episodes a week in chronological order! Enjoy their various tangents whether you’re familiar with the show or you, too, are entirely unfamiliar!


There’s Something Off About Tonton (Episodes 94 - 96) (w/ Nick Astor)
Mar 30 • 137 min
This week we are joined by special guest Nick Astor and Morgan is out sick as we discuss episodes 94, 95, and 96 of Naruto, featuring the climactic battle between the Legendary Sannin! We also predict that aglets will be the new currency in the…
Kabuto the Cranky Mole Man (Episodes 92 + 93) (w/ Nick Astor)
Mar 23 • 94 min
This week we are joined by special guest Nick Astor to discuss episodes 92 and 93 of Naruto, featuring Tsunade’s fateful decision! We also discuss Kabuto’s loud chewing, Orochimaru’s surprisingly progressive insurance plan, the link between Jiraiya and…
The Third Hokage is Plenty Bold (Episodes 89 - 91) (w/ Nick Astor)
Mar 18 • 121 min
This week we are joined by special guest Nick Astor to discuss episodes 89, 90, and 91 of Naruto, featuring Naruto and Jiraiya finally catching up to Tsunade! We also discuss Naruto’s knowledge of snakes, the theory of Oragami, the conspiracy of clouds,…
Ninja Vice (Episodes 86 - 88)
Mar 10 • 114 min
This week we discuss episodes 86, 87, and 88 of Naruto, featuring Naruto’s first steps towards learning a powerful new jutsu! We also discuss Orochimaru’s alcoholism, mid-2000’s sitcoms for kids, the Eye-Boogie Man, Raj’s anime goals, and our already…
How I Met Hayate (Episodes 83 - 85)
Mar 3 • 135 min
This week we discuss episodes 83, 84, and 85 of Naruto, featuring Sasuke’s dramatic confrontation with his older brother, Itachi! We also discuss who picks up Pakkun’s poop, Obama’s favorite video games, how Kakashi steals his lesson plans from Quizlet,…
Kill Baki (Episodes 80 - 82)
Feb 24 • 133 min
This week we discuss episodes 80, 81, and 82 of Naruto, featuring the end of the Konoha Crush Arc and the beginning of the return of Itachi Uchiha! We also discuss the Village Hidden in the Hats, how snakes have sex, recreational NyQuil, the worst day…
Everybody Hates Gaara (Episodes 77 - 79)
Feb 17 • 142 min
In this week’s supersized episode, we discuss episodes 77, 78, and 79 of Naruto, featuring Naruto’s battle against Gaara! We also discuss Gamakichi’s life as a newsie, unicorn petals, the effectiveness of cough drops, Katie’s spinoff show, and Morgan’s…
Shino, I Know What We’re Gonna Do Today (Episodes 74 - 76)
Feb 10 • 124 min
This week we discuss episodes 74, 75, and 76 of Naruto, featuring both Kankuro’s battle against Shino and Sasuke’s battle against Gaara! We also discuss how airplanes work, rich people cereal, the ancient history of NaruTalk, Kankuro’s genital jamboree…
Temari the Lumber Plug (Episodes 72 + 73) (w/ Lizard)
Feb 3 • 114 min
NOTE: [We failed to detect a connection issue with our microphone while recording this week’s episode. Because of this, the only audio we have was recorded by our computer’s built-in microphone, which has resulted in uneven fidelity throughout. We…
Shikamaru the Silver-Star Superstar (Episodes 69 - 71)
Jan 27 • 158 min
In this week’s supersized episode, we celebrate cohost Raj’s birthday by discussing episodes 69, 70, and 71 of Naruto, featuring the Third Hokage’s battle against Orochimaru! We also discuss the best season for robots, Morgan vaping essential oil, how the…
The Best of NaruTalk Vol. 2: Ep. 8 - 18
Jan 21 • 139 min
This week, we look back on episodes eight through eighteen of NaruTalk with a “best of” clip show featuring the funniest moments from the first half of the Chunin Exams Arc! Featuring special guest Justin Pita! 0:00 - Intro 3:15 - Best of Episode 8 20:48…
The Best of NaruTalk Vol. 1: Ep. 1 - 7
Jan 13 • 151 min
This week, we look back on the first seven episodes of NaruTalk with a “best of” clip show featuring the funniest moments from the Land of Waves Arc! Featuring Ali Caruso and Emma Smith! 0:00 - Intro 3:29 - Opening Medley 11:31 - Best of Episode 1 16:44 -…
Liam and Raj at Anime NYC
Jan 6 • 81 min
In this week’s episode, Liam and Raj discuss going to Anime NYC, New York City’s anime convention! Topics include: - VIZ Media’s Naruto 20th Anniversary Panel featuring Maile Flanagan and Amanda Miller! - Meeting Sarah Natochenny, voice actress of Ash…
KaCall Me By Your Name (Episodes 66 - 68)
Dec 30, 2019 • 154 min
In this week’s supersized episode, we ring in the New Year by discussing episodes 66, 67, and 68 of Naruto, featuring Sasuke’s battle against Gaara and the end of the Chunin Exams arc! We also discuss the Village Hidden in the Bugs, seasoned testicles,…
The NaruTalk Christmas Special [Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love White Women] (Episodes 63 - 65)
Dec 23, 2019 • 128 min
This week, we celebrate the first ever NaruTalk Christmas Special by discussing episodes 63, 64, and 65 of Naruto, featuring Shikamaru’s battle against Temari in the Chunin Exam Finals, entirely in rhymes! We also uncover the secret variations of…
The Rise of Uzumaki (Episodes 60 - 62)
Dec 16, 2019 • 133 min
This week we discuss episodes 60, 61, and 62 of Naruto, featuring Naruto’s battle against Neji in the Chunin Exam Finals! We also discuss using Akinator to find your perfect pornstar, how beautiful the Gyllenhaal siblings are, Morgan’s psychic link to…
King of the Hill Village (Episodes 58 + 59)
Dec 9, 2019 • 114 min
This week we discuss episodes 58 and 59 of Naruto, featuring the buildup to the Chunin Exam Finals! We also discuss Shikamaru’s shadow sex, the fifth dimension, incest (again), pee-based time travel, and the sources of Liam’s fears! All this and more…
Naruto for Frog Queen (Episodes 56 + 57)
Dec 2, 2019 • 118 min
This week we discuss episodes 56 and 57 of Naruto, featuring more of Naruto’s training with Jiraiya! We also discuss Morgan’s chin sack, plateaus, the stages of evolution, ass wiping, and sounding! Also featuring the first ever NaruTalk Q&A! All this and…
Jiraiya’s Sundial Dick (Episodes 54 + 55)
Nov 25, 2019 • 112 min
This week we discuss episodes 54 and 55 of Naruto, featuring Naruto’s first steps towards learning the Summoning Jutsu! We also discuss the white people group chat, tamed sand, the new intro and outro, Raj’s future child, and the voices in our heads! All…
Powerful Plumber TeleKakashi (Episodes 51 - 53)
Nov 18, 2019 • 136 min
This week we discuss episodes 51, 52, and 53 of Naruto, featuring the end of the Preliminary Round of the Chunin Exams and the beginning of Naruto’s training! We also discuss Captain Underpants, staged readings, search engine optimization, Raj’s plunger…
NaruTalk Live! (Episodes 48 - 50)
Nov 11, 2019 • 88 min
This week, NaruTalk records LIVE for the first time ever, and we discuss episodes 48, 49, and 50 of Naruto, featuring the iconic battle between Rock Lee and Gaara! We also celebrate Morgan’s birthday, struggle with geography, debate the validity of leg…
Baby, the Hyuga’ve Got Bad Blood (Episodes 46 + 47)
Nov 4, 2019 • 114 min
This week, we celebrate NaruTalk’s first ever Halloween special by discussing episodes 46 and 47 of Naruto, featuring Hinata’s battle against Neji in the preliminaries! We also celebrate Raj drinking only water for 2 years, and discuss Hyuga incest, the…
Truth to Power, Kiba’s Stinky (Episodes 43 - 45)
Oct 28, 2019 • 131 min
NOTE: [Three 10-minute segments of this week’s episode are highly distorted. They have been included for posterity, and have been edited for those who choose to try to listen through them, though I recommend skipping the trouble areas. The beginnings and…
Ino Pees on Sakura’s Shoes (Episodes 40 - 42)
Oct 21, 2019 • 127 min
This week we discuss episodes 40, 41, and 42 of Naruto, featuring three more preliminary round fights! We also discuss centipede shoes, Orochimaru’s skin care routine, why pirates wore eyepatches, Raj’s failing nervous system, Choji’s ASMR potential, and…
Orochimaru Was a Theatre Kid (Episodes 37 - 39)
Oct 14, 2019 • 128 min
This week, we celebrate Naruto and cohost Katie Sidari’s birthdays by discussing episodes 37, 38, and 39 of Naruto, featuring the beginning of the preliminary round of the third Chunin Exam test! We also discuss CoolMath4Kids, Raj’s body doubles, Big…
Gaara Lives in a Society (Episodes 34 - 36)
Oct 7, 2019 • 130 min
This week we discuss episodes 34, 35, and 36 of Naruto, featuring Team 7’s continued struggles in the Forest of Death! We also discuss Jail or Octagon: Pedophile Edition, Liam’s dick sock, the circle of food and the chain of life, SpiderMan: Into the…
Rock Lee Has Bob Ross’s Squirrel (Episodes 31 - 33)
Sep 30, 2019 • 116 min
This week we discuss episodes 31, 32, and 33 of Naruto, featuring Sakura’s battle against the Sound Ninja! We also discuss Raj getting attacked by children, reptiles where they need not be, Shikamaru’s dab pen, Sakura’s pocket grass, and pools full of…
Sakura Has a Forehead Sixpack (Episodes 29 + 30)
Sep 23, 2019 • 111 min
This week we discuss episodes 29 and 30 of Naruto, featuring Team 7’s battle against the mysterious Grass Village Genin! We also discuss Obama’s summoning jutsu, the Forest of Death’s custodial staff, Liam’s body, what it feels like to breath fire, and…
Naruto’s Scared Boner (Episodes 27 + 28)
Sep 16, 2019 • 97 min
This week we discuss episodes 27 and 28 of Naruto, featuring the beginning of the second part of the Chunin Exams! We also discuss season 2’s terrible end credits, realistic tongue animation, the vocal equivalent of Windows Movie Maker stock transitions,…
Ryo Radio Episode 1: Recap Reunion (Preview)
Sep 12, 2019 • 8 min
A special preview of the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive monthly bonus show, Ryo Radio! Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/narutalkpod to hear the full episode, gain access to our private Discord server, get a special shoutout on an episode,…
Sakura Gets KaCancelled (Episodes 23 - 25)
Sep 9, 2019 • 103 min
This week we discuss episodes 23, 24, and 25 of Naruto, featuring the first section of the Chunin Exams! We also discuss motivational posters, how Hinata is the most relatable character, Middle Aged Mustached Sweater-vest Man, racist Crayola crayon…
Gaara the Bat Boy (Episodes 20 - 22)
Sep 2, 2019 • 111 min
This week we discuss episodes 20, 21, and 22 of Naruto, featuring the beginning of the Chunin Exams arc! We also discuss Area 51, Kakashi’s similarities to college professors, the noises Raj makes, dunking our heads in Nutella, and Super Princess Rock…
Interview with Maile Flanagan (English voice actor of Naruto) (BONUS Episode)
Aug 26, 2019 • 44 min
In this week’s bonus episode, we interview the English dub voice actor of Naruto, Maile Flanagan, at the Undiscovered Realm Comic Con! Don’t miss our discussion of upcoming projects, famous friends, cosplay and cosplayers, convention experiences, social…
It Takes a Village to Raise Inari (Episodes 17 - 19)
Aug 19, 2019 • 141 min
In this week’s supersized episode, we discuss episodes 17, 18, and 19 of Naruto, featuring the emergence of the Nine-Tails and the end of the Land of Waves arc! We also discuss Naruto’s dream of becoming a gecko, the electricity of eels, the bible, how…
Haku Sounds like the FitnessGram Pacer Test (Episodes 13 - 16)
Aug 12, 2019 • 99 min
This week we discuss episodes 13, 14, 15, and 16 of Naruto, featuring the beginning of our heroes’ battle against Zabuza and Haku! We also discuss whether or not Emma really has a concussion, Zabuza’s morning routine, how PETA is the big bad of Naruto,…
Iruka Goes Missing (Episodes 10 - 12)
Aug 5, 2019 • 94 min
This week we discuss episodes 10, 11, and 12 of Naruto, featuring lots of tree climbing and backstory for citizens of the Land of Waves! We also discuss Emma’s history as a castaway, Zabuza’s love for applesauce, the nuances of bullying, and Raj’s…
Zabuza Negs People to Death (Episodes 7 - 9)
Jul 29, 2019 • 95 min
This week we discuss episodes 7, 8, and 9 of Naruto, featuring the journey to the Land of Waves and our heroes’ first encounter with Zabuza Momochi, Demon of the Hidden Mist! We also discuss the surprising similarities between Gato and Jeff Bezos, the…
Kakashi the Marlboro Ninja (Episodes 4 - 6)
Jul 22, 2019 • 108 min
This week we discuss episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Naruto, featuring group survival exercises and the beginning of the Land of Waves arc! We also discuss how Ali is a crazy cat lady, Naruto’s surprising similarities to Oliver Twist and Little Orphan Annie,…
Sasuke Definitely Peaked in High School (Episodes 2 + 3)
Jul 15, 2019 • 91 min
This week, we discuss episodes 2 and 3 of Naruto, meet the main characters of the show, and learn more about the ninja world! We also discuss how Naruto is the Game of Thrones of anime, how everything comes back to Avatar (with the blue people), how Raj…
Hulk Hogan Would be a Great Hokage (Episode 1 + The History of Naruto)
Jul 10, 2019 • 57 min
The greatest podcast ever to be all about Naruto begins here! Believe it! Whether you’re a longtime fan of the series, you’re watching along with us for the first time, or you’ve never seen the show and never plan to, this episode is the perfect jumping…