Let's Make a Horror Movie

Let's Make a Horror Movie

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A fortnightly Horror movie-pitch creation podcast with audience participation, whimsy, irreverence and a frequently explicit nature. Join us, get involved. [email protected]


20: King Fae
Mar 15 • 70 min
It’s our 20th Episode and Jon pulls a mad one out of the bag to mark the occasion. Folklorish body-horror abounds in Act 3’s ‘King Fae’ – an English yarn with a gruesome finale. Act 1 sees some listener additions to Ep19’s ‘The Vaults’, whilst Act 2…
19: The Vaults
Mar 4 • 70 min
“It’s all Brow”. Ep19 arrives with a contemporary, ghoulish horror movie pitch from co-host Dave and it’s a straight up gore-fest. But the fun kind. Set in “one of the most haunted places in the UK”, there’s a touch of the ‘will they’, ‘won’t they’ keep…
18: Mission
Feb 19 • 70 min
Stepping up like a true gentleman when co-host Dave is in need, Jon takes the reins again this week with ‘Mission’. A bleak, claustrophobic horror set in a house of Nuns. A Mission, if you will. *cough* Anyhoo, in a blasphemous break from tradition, this…
17: Nuckelavee Country
Feb 3 • 68 min
It’s Episode 17! A Jon week and the final part of our Sequels Month. In Act 3 3DK delivers his follow up to Dave’s to ‘A Long Way From God’ (from ‘Early Years LMAHMPod’) with a cannibalism infused, Scottish Highlands escapade including a regiment of the…
16: Fertilized Earth
Jan 12 • 69 min
It’s ‘Sequels Month’ here at LMAHMpod, and as it’s a Dave week he kicks proceedings off with a brutal, desolate sequel to Jon’s Episode 13 Pitch ‘Goodbye Tomorrow’. Picking up the futuristic setting 6 years after the events of the first somewhat sci-fi…
15: Trying Christmas
Jan 1 • 62 min
As 2020 rises from the ashes of 2019, Jon delivers his latest Horror Movie pitch in the form of ‘Trying Christmas’ – part two of our Christmas Specials! With touches of a historically accurate Victorian London throughout, this episode delivers all the…
14: Sunken Gods
Dec 18, 2019 • 68 min
Grab life by the neck, wrestle it to the ground and kick it to death with us in Episode 14 – the first of our two Christmas Specials! An aural Christmas stocking, it’s filled with glitter and pool balls, ready to be liberally applied to the face or head.…
13: Goodbye Tomorrow
Dec 3, 2019 • 57 min
Jon barrels into LmaHmPod’s woodsy-cabin this week with our first firm foray into off-world oddities, Goodbye Tomorrow. An upbeat number about a sort of apocalypse. Sort of. It is a pitch for a horror movie after all. Act 1 sees, amongst others, some…
12: Down The Mountain
Nov 17, 2019 • 65 min
A somewhat recovered Dave takes centre stage in Act 3 for this episode’s Horror Movie pitch ‘Down The Mountain’. You know when stuff happens on a mountain, it’s infrequently pleasant. In Act 1 we’re treated to a listener’s ‘choose your own feedback’…
11: The Education of Ellis [Halloween Special #2]
Oct 31, 2019 • 64 min
It’s a late showing for our Halloween Special second leg, arriving on the very eve itself.. Spooky! (Also illness.) Jon delivers a veritable feast of deceased ‘younglings’ in his quest to pitch a Horror Movie that ghoulishly delivers on the “true spirit…
10: The Last Bear [Halloween Special #1]
Oct 13, 2019 • 65 min
It’s October and the first of two Halloween Specials – apt for our 10th episode milestone! It’s also a Dave week, and in Act 3 he delivers his pitch ‘The Last Bear’, a modern tale of all hallows horror. In Act 1 we cover off feedback to Jon’s pitch ‘Hand…
9: Hand of Anubis
Sep 30, 2019 • 57 min
Jon sallied into Episode 9 with the confidence of a man who knows he’s got a cracking horror movie pitch in his pocket. Being an ‘odds’ week its KJyon’s turn and he doesn’t disappoint with his delirious descent into the demented ‘Hand of Anubis’. JDubz…
8: Spoils Of War
Sep 16, 2019 • 71 min
It’s a Dave week. He’s had a drink, a bit tired, prone to a rant and more than a little bit sweary, however in Act 3 delivers ‘Spoils of War’, a horror movie pitch of [potentially] epic proportions, set in Asia Minor. Jon answers some feedback on Ep.7’s…
7: Empty Skin
Sep 3, 2019 • 54 min
It’s a Jon/John/Jhoyn pitch this week and it’s a banger. His longest yet at 2 whole sides of A4! In this episode we cover off listener input & questions for ‘The Haymakers Daughter’, get some FrightFest movie updates from Jon and 2 bizarre rants from…
6: The Haymaker’s Daughter
Aug 19, 2019 • 82 min
Continuing Dave & Jon’s Horror Movie Pitch adventure, Dave regains the reins for this week’s Horror effrontery. In this episode Act 1 sets The Triceratops on the right track with an embarrassment of listener improvements, someone continues picking holes…
5: Triceratops
Aug 4, 2019 • 61 min
It’s a Jon/John pitch-week. The Sawney Bean origin story movie-pitch from Ep 4 gets deliciously updated in Act 1, adding a bit more sauce to ‘the Beans’. Dave loses his marbles over 2003’s ‘TipToes’ whilst Jon advocates for more cannibalism in print.…
4: A Long Way From God
Jul 23, 2019 • 106 min
After a nightmarish mishap with the original Ep4 audio, Jon & Dave persevered. In this episode we recap on The Devil & Satan, mooch over a few movie gems (with a frank and bizarre reflection on the ‘Cats’ trailer) and get stuck into another Dave-pitch,…
3: The Devil & Satan
Jul 3, 2019 • 57 min
Hot on the heels of episode two, we cover off updates to The House Across the Street, have a jovial word salad about things we’ve pointed our eyes at recently, and finish up with another Jon story – The Devil & Satan. Oh, and the audio is much improved…
2: The House Across The Street
Jun 30, 2019 • 88 min
In this instalment of Jon & Dave’s horror adventure, we catch up on feedback to last Episode’s Horror Pitch (Song for the Children), and dive into Dave’s first effort ‘The House Across The Street’. Plus a healthy dose of nonsense.Act 1 - 1:37 mins - Song…
1: Song for the Children
Jun 16, 2019 • 53 min
DISCLAIMER: If you’re new to LMAHMpod, please jump to Ep.13+ & if you enjoy, feel free to return to the ‘early years’ later on (when you’ll overlook variable editing and sound). Thanks and welcome!Episode one. To contribute to this episode’s movie idea,…