Two Old Queens

Two Old Queens

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Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, using a byzantine ranking system, their own hard opinions, and some inevitable controversies from a stacked lineup of guests to come!


BRING IT ON! with Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson
Jul 8 • 104 min
It’s bitchin’, got great hair, and the boys all love to stare, but how gay is BRING IT ON? To find the definitive answer, we go all the way to Nationals with comedians, podcast hosts, and former high school cheerleaders, Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson…
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD with Matt Apodaca
Jul 1 • 97 min
If Scott Pilgrim thought Romona’s 7 Evil Exes were a little much, wait ‘til he has to deal with 2 Old Queens!How does SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD score on our complex and byzantine scoring system? Find out as we rate it with our guest comedian, producer,…
CRUISING with Eliot Glazer
Jun 24 • 78 min
It’s our one year anniversary, so naturally we’re heading down to the meat packing district for some old school CRUISING!Our guest is actor, writer, and noted homosexual Eliot Glazer (“You’re Making It Worse” “Broad City” and “American Pickle”) Follow…
ARMAGEDDON with Erin Whitehead
Jun 17 • 93 min
Sure, we could all stay lost in this moment forever, but it’s time to kick some asteroid! That’s right, we’re talking about ARMAGEDDON! Our guest is actress, improviser, comedian, and budding artist, Erin Whitehead (“Wild Horses!”) Follow Erin on Twitter…
GINGER SNAPS with Connie Shin
Jun 10 • 72 min
This week we head up to Canada where everyone loves hockey and no dog is safe from a werewolf attack! That’s right, we’re talking about GINGER SNAPS! Our guest is actress, comedian, and artist, CONNIE SHIN (“Thundercats Roar!” “Fairfax” and artwork for…
TOP GUN with Nicole Parker!
Jun 3 • 89 min
Feeling haunted by the notion that somewhere there’s a love in flames? We get it, because this week we’re talking about TOP GUN!Our guest is actress, comedian, and new mother, NICOLE PARKER (“MadTV” “Wicked” and “The Neighborhood Listen”) Follow Nicole on…
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with Gilli Nissim!
May 27 • 94 min
Do you feel strum and drang in the air? Don’t worry, it’s just the Two Old Queens talking about LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS and trying to figure out how gay it is! Our guest is the very gross GILLI NISSIM (“The Other Two” “We’re Gross!” and “APBio!”) Follow…
LABYRINTH with Benjamin Schrader!
May 20 • 77 min
Sure it’s got David Bowie in tight pants and an iconic wig, but how gay is LABYRINTH, really? Our guest is actor, singer, magician, and puppeteer BENJAMIN SCHRADER! (“Book of Mormon,” “Crank Yankers,” ” and “Coop & Cami Ask the World!”) Follow Ben on…
CATS with Nicole Byer!
May 13 • 73 min
Withered leaves collecting at your feet was all the rage in the 1980s, but how does it play in 2019? Now and forever we answer all of your questions as the Two Old Queens ask (because the Two Old Queens dare), how gay is the movie version of CATS? If you…
GREASE 2 with Brandon Scott Jones!
May 6 • 106 min
It’s time to go back to school again and find out if GREASE 2 will score tonight! Who’s that guy we got as our extra special guest to figure this out? He’s the best dancer at St. Bernadette (with the worst reputation), Brandon Scott Jones! (“The Good…
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with Ryan Meharry
Apr 29 • 74 min
Sure, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE is an epic story of love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger, but is it gay? Helping us take a bite out of that question is the delightful Ryan Meharry! (“My Own Private Kokomo”)Follow Ryan on twitter: @realryanmeharryand…
WINDOWS with Drew Droege!
Apr 22 • 66 min
If you’re waxing nostalgic for a classic lesbian panic flick, then you’re gonna love WINDOWS! And you’ll definitely love our extra special guest, the legendary Drew Droege (“Bright Colors Bold Patterns,” “Happy Birthday, Doug,” and those fabulous Chloe…
A STAR IS BORN (2018) with Cait Raft!
Apr 15 • 81 min
A star may be born, but will the new queen be de-throned? We go off in the deep end to find out if Lady Gaga’s A STAR IS BORN is gayer than Barbra Streisand’s Not-A-Star-is-Born. Our extra special guest is superstar Cait Raft! (“Thundercats Roar!” “Celeb…
FUNNY GIRL with Jimmy Ray Bennett
Apr 8 • 90 min
Hello Gorgeous! We know she’s a FUNNY GIRL, but will Barbra rain on Miss Piggy’s parade? Find out with our extra special guest, the wonderful, wonderful Jimmy Ray Bennett! (“A.J. & the Queen,” “Hand of God,” and “Grand Theft Auto V!”) Warning! The sound…
TOPSY TURVY with Paul F. Tompkins!
Mar 25 • 107 min
Take a jaunty stroll with us to the Savoy Theatre as we examine TOPSY TURVY! Sure, there’s lots of singing and dancing, but are there shawls? Find out with our extra special guest, the very model of a modern major gentleman, Paul F. Tompkins! (“BoJack…
WAYNE’S WORLD with Jackie Johnson!
Mar 18 • 70 min
Party on, listeners because we’re taking a schwing through WAYNE’S WORLD! It’s excellent, but does it make you horny? Find out with our babelicious guest, JACKIE JOHNSON (host of the podcast “Natch Beaut”)Follow Ryan on twitter and instagram:…
SHOWGIRLS with Jeff Hiller
Mar 11 • 99 min
I hope you’re ready to dance because we’re going to Vegas to breakdown SHOWGIRLS! It’s a modern camp classic, but is it gay enough? Find out with our extra special guest, JEFF HILLER! (“30 Rock” and “Greta”) Follow Jeff on twitter and instagram:…
PARASITE with Peter Kim
Mar 4 • 90 min
This week we look at current reigning Best Picture winner PARASITE! It won Oscars for Director and Best Picture, but will it win 100 for Felt or the Male Gay-ze?? Find out with our guest, PETER KIM, host of the podcast “The Ajumma Show.”Follow Peter on…
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK with Ryan Stanger!
Feb 26 • 106 min
We’re taking a swing through RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and it’s action packed! But is the action man on man enough? Find out with our alpha male guest, it’s RYAN STANGER (host of the podcasts “The Dumbbells,” and “Action Boyz!”).Follow Ryan on twitter and…
BEACHES with Marcy Jarreau
Feb 19 • 87 min
We’re talking BEACHES and it’s everything (everything!) we wish it could be. But is it gay enough? Find out with our fabulous guest, it’s MARCY JARREAU (host of the podcasts “Kar-Dishin’ It,” “A Funny Feeling,” and “30 Day Bae!”).Follow Marcy on twitter:…
SUPERGIRL with Becky Feldman
Feb 12 • 95 min
It’s the 80’s all over again with 1984’s SUPERGIRL. And what a guest, it’s BECKY FELDMAN (host of the podcast “Too Stupid To Live”). It’s VERY campy but how gay is it? Follow Becky on twitter: @beckles212Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork…
TITANIC with Heather Anne Campbell
Feb 5 • 81 min
We’re the Queens of the World? It’s TITANIC! Our series on Best Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees or Winners continues with James Cameron’s mega-blockbuster. Heather Anne Campbell (How Did This Get Played?, The Twilight Zone) helps us evaluate the gayness…
Ghost with Mary Holland
Jan 29 • 86 min
Our series of Best Supporting Actress movies continues with GHOST! And who better to discuss it than the supernaturally talented Mary Holland (Wild Horses, Greener Grass, Blunt Talk, Shirk). Tony Goldwyn’s hotness is analyzed!Follow Mary on twitter at…
Chicago with Naomi Ekperigin
Jan 22 • 78 min
Continuing our series of Best Supporting Actress nominated movies, we got ourselves a musical! Specifically CHICAGO! And who better to discuss it with than comedian and actress NAOMI EKPERIGIN (Broad City, Couples Therapy podcast). How pregnant was…
Kramer vs. Kramer with Pam Murphy
Jan 15 • 79 min
Our series on movies that have been nominated for or won Best Supporting Actress Oscars continues with the Academy Queen herself, Meryl Streep in KRAMER VS KRAMER. Our guest is the great Pam Murphy (Get Shorty, Weird City, Another Period). Who knew Dustin…
Pulp Fiction with Alana Johnston
Jan 8 • 78 min
It’s award season so we’re saluting movies that have won or been nominated for Best Supporting Actress. We’re off like an adrenaline shot to your heart with PULP FICTION! Our guest is actress and comedian Alana Johnston (Self Esteem Party). How high will…
When Harry Met Sally with Will Hines
Jan 1 • 76 min
It’s the final episode of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 and we’re talking WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! Our guest is actor and comedian Will Hines (Screw It, We’re Just Gonna Talk About Comics). Will the seminal romcom rank high on the gay scale? What constitutes a…
Gremlins with Steve Szlaga
Dec 25, 2019 • 86 min
Our final Christmas movie of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 is GREMLINS with our good friend Steve Szlaga (Why Do You Know That?). It’s got mayhem, a shirtless guy, and oh what a strident woman!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie…
Scrooged with Andrew Farmer
Dec 18, 2019 • 69 min
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has another festive Christmas episode with Andrew Farmer (Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod) talking about Scrooged. We get into issues of motherhood!! What better way to spend your Christmas?Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny…
How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Olivia Snow Norman
Dec 11, 2019 • 62 min
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has it’s final Christmas episode with Olivia Snow Norman (Your First Time) talking about 2000 version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. We talk baked goods and garish lighting! What better way to spend your Christmas?Produced by…
Meet Me in St. Louis with Zach Reino and Jess McKenna
Dec 4, 2019 • 84 min
Holigays Jubilee 2019 continues with our first Judy Garland movie MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS! We’re joined by Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino of the podcast “Off Book” so who better to discuss this musical classic? NO ONE, THAT’S WHO! WHY ASK?!?!Produced by Alec…
Addams Family Values with Kevin Chamberlin
Nov 27, 2019 • 59 min
Kevin Chamberlin (Jessie, Addams Family on BROADWAY!) joins us to kick off our 6 week festival “Holigays Jubilee 2019” with ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. Could this be the one to knock off the Muppets? It’s pretty gay!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny…
Submarine with Edgar Momplaisir
Nov 20, 2019 • 61 min
Edgar Momplaisir (What Just Happened, Culture Kings, The Wokest) hops into the throne room to talk about the twee British coming of age movie Submarine. Can he single-handedly keep it from the bottom 5 of gayest movies ever? It’s a nail biter (but don’t…
The Secret of NIMH with Stephen Guarino
Nov 13, 2019 • 62 min
It’s our first animated movie and what an animated episode! Stephen Guarino (EastSiders, I’m Dying Up Here, Happy Endings) joins us to discuss sexy rats and non-gendered cats. Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical…
Midnight Madness with Suzi Barrett
Nov 6, 2019 • 60 min
The Game Master herself Suzi Barrett (Just Roll With It, Drunk History) brings in the 1980’s scavenger hunt “comedy” MIDNIGHT MADNESS!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter/Instagram:…
The Faculty with Joan Ford
Oct 30, 2019 • 65 min
FIVE COLD SCREAMS heads back to hell! We wrapping up our horror marathon with the hilarious Joan Ford (Thundercats Roar!). She brought in the 90’s sci-fi/horror/Josh Hartnett vehicle THE FACULTY! You may as well listen!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by…
Sleepaway Camp with Eva Anderson
Oct 23, 2019 • 65 min
FIVE COLD SCREAMS is nearing rigor mortis but we’re not dead yet! Eva Anderson (Comedy Bang Bang, You’re The Worst, Briarpatch) brings in slasher classic/probably problematic Sleepaway Camp! Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie…
Berserk! with Oscar Montoya
Oct 16, 2019 • 69 min
FIVE COLD SCREAMS lumbers on with Oscar Montoya (Bless the Harts, Spanish Aquí Presents) and the Joan Crawford circus slasher Berserk! How dramatic is that lighting? Is Mark a bully or the bullied? LISTEN!!!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny…
Tourist Trap with Betsy Sodaro
Oct 9, 2019 • 59 min
FIVE COLD SCREAMS continues with Betsy Sodaro (Funny Feeling, We Love Trash) and the very weird 1979 supernatural slasher Tourist Trap! Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter/Instagram:…
Scream with Mano Agapion
Oct 2, 2019 • 80 min
Kicking off FIVE COLD SCREAMS, our month-long HELL-a-bration of Horror, with our good friend Mano Agapion (Drag Her, We Love Trash) to talk about Wes Craven’s SCREAM!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by…
The Talented Mr. Ripley with Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Sep 25, 2019 • 62 min
Aggie Hewitt and Bryan Rucker (Goop Yourself) join us for The Talented Mr. Ripley. Is this the episode that tears the Queens apart???Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter/Instagram:…
Beetlejuice with Niccole Thurman
Sep 18, 2019 • 64 min
The delightful Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, The Opposition) pops in to talk Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice and comes up with one of our greatest scoring categories yet!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie…
Smile with Julie Brister
Sep 11, 2019 • 63 min
Julie Brister (Goliath Season 4 on Amazon Prime!) joins us to talk about the 1975 Michael Ritchie comedy “Smile” and breakdown Gunne Sax dresses. Possibly our most heated scoring session yet! The outrage of it all!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny…
Toy Soldiers with Dan Lippert
Sep 4, 2019 • 79 min
Dan Lippert (Big Grande, Teacher’s Lounge, You’re the Man Now Dog) joins the Queens to breakdown his favorite R-rated children’s film “Toy Soldiers.” The amount of scantily-clad teen boys in this movie are practically Bryan Singer-esque!Produced by Alec…
Good Will Hunting with Jon Gabrus
Aug 28, 2019 • 89 min
Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, Action Boyz visits his podcast progeny to discuss the 1997 Matt/Ben jock jam “Good Will Hunting”. Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter/Instagram:…
Suspiria (2018) with Bryan Safi
Aug 21, 2019 • 66 min
Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade, Fox’s 911) joins the Queens to discuss those wacky witchy women of post-war Berlin! Plus, which muppet makes the best gay ally?Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike…
Mission Impossible: Fallout with Nick Wiger
Aug 14, 2019 • 61 min
Podcast legend Nick Wiger (Doughboys, How Did This Get Played) accepts the mission as he and the Queens run “Mission Impossible: Fallout” through the ringer! Any movie with Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill in a bathroom stall has got to be pretty gay, right?…
The Muppets Take Manhattan with Tony Rodriguez
Aug 7, 2019 • 80 min
Tony Rodriquez (Spanish Aquí Presents) joins the Queens to discuss the classic (?) THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN. It’s a bonafide musical so that’s gotta be pretty gay, right? WE SHALL SEE!!!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie…
The Kids Are All Right with Brian Gallivan
Jul 31, 2019 • 54 min
What’s this? An actually gay movie! But HOW gay is it? The Queen are joined by writer/actor/superstar Brian Gallivan for a deep dive into Lisa Cholodenko’s lesbian opus!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by…
Hoosiers with Lennon Parham
Jul 24, 2019 • 58 min
The transcendent Lennon Parham joins the Queens to discuss the shiny short-shorts of the 80’s inspirational classic HOOSIERS!Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter: @twooldqueensInstagram…
9 to 5 with Mark Sam Rosenthal
Jul 17, 2019 • 63 min
Have we found a front-runner for gayest movie ever? Duh! Mark Sam Rosenthal joins the queens to dive deep into this classic tale of pot-fueled fantasies and income inequality.Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical…
The Third Man with Dhruv Uday Singh
Jul 10, 2019 • 58 min
Third Man! Third Episode! Third man in the studio! It’s Dhruv Uday Singh from Freeform’s GOOD TROUBLE! Together, we search high and low for signs of homoeroticism in Carol Reed’s 1949 classic. Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie…
What about Bob? with Toni Charline
Jul 3, 2019 • 61 min
Toni Charline joins us to breakdown how gay WHAT ABOUT BOB? ranks. Will it out-gay Sabrina? Remember when Bill Murray tried?Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike RennieTwitter: @twooldqueensInstagram…
Sabrina (1995) with Jennie Pierson
Jun 26, 2019 • 64 min
In their debut episode, the queens are joined by Jennie Pierson (Blackish, Drunk History) to discuss the 1995 rom-com SABRINA. Produced by Alec SarcheMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Connie ShinTechnical Support by Mike Rennie See acast.com/privacy for…
Introducing Two Old Queens!
Jun 18, 2019 • 10 min
They’re old! They’re queens! There’s two of them! It’s Two Old Queens! Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, using a byzantine ranking system, their own hard opinions, and some inevitable controversies from a…