Everything Bad

Everything Bad

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16: Sticky Hands
Jul 9 • 50 min
Childhood toys ain’t nothing to sneeze at! Then again, the Everything Boys never had VR to play with. The ASMR segment gets weird this week, so the Boys calibrate their TVs and resort to talking about games again. Echo Arena, The Surge, Metal Gear…
15: Honkey Tonk Something
Jul 2 • 25 min
The Everything Boys ruin fan mail for everybody. Ninja Turtles, Stranger Things, The Simpsons, and Black Mirror. Any topics longer than two words? You betcha.
14: Rubber Turtles in Man Suits - with Special Guest Aaron
Jun 25 • 59 min
Here comes a new challenger! Aaron stops by Everythingtown to talk about stuff from Las Vegas, and contributes to the Everything Boy’s world famous “Liquor Tricks” compendium. Spoilers! For John Wick 2 and Game of Thrones.
13: Gogurt and Top Ramen
Jun 18 • 46 min
Break out your A-Team Vodka and drink along with the Everything Boys! In the second edition of Everything Fan Mail, the Boys’ll be there to figure out the worst pizza. Surviving Mars, Rage 2 and other Bethesda brick-a-brack, and spoilers for Dragged…
12: Cluck Dunkers
Jun 11 • 49 min
The Everything Boys learn about some movies people didn’t like, and debut their very first fan mail. Shazam! All orphans have superpowers. Also: Overwatch, Dirt Rally 2, Ghost Recon Wildlands, and some confusion about Terminator.
11: Grippy Nubbles
Jun 4 • 59 min
It’s man vs. machine in this episode! Car v. bicycle v. electric scooter, and the Everything Boys face their toughest enemy yet. Sandwiches. “Oculus Rift Uses Nausea Attack!” Plus: aging action stars, Hyundai, and movies based on video games.
10: Metricvania
May 28 • 43 min
A fine gasoline is just like a fine whiskey: written by Cormac Mccarthy. It’s time to play a game! More talk about Days Gone, Red Dead Redemption 2, Borderlands 3, Devil May Cry 5, and weird guns in video games. John Wick? Sure, why not? Spoilers for…
9: Endgame Spoilercast
May 21 • 44 min
Did the Everything Boys see a movie? Yep. Is that premise alone worth spending an hour of you precious time on? It’s for you to decide.
8: Five Purple Butt Chins
May 14 • 57 min
What wrong with Steam? Spoilers for Overlord, The Umbrella Academy, and your face. The Everything Boys aren’t as lazy as you think, but who are you to judge? Hopefully, Brooks learns a valuable lesson about insulting Ellen Page.
7: Bubbly Water Man
May 10 • 58 min
It’s a Joker competition over at the Everything Store. They’ve got bad games with good reviews, rad names for sad emus, and hot-takes for half-off the sticker price! Spoilers for Prospect! And maybe Aquaman too, if you’re into that sort of thing.
6: Mandy
May 7 • 39 min
Psychedelic liquid on the rocks, and spoilers like you’ve never seen (with your ears)! The Everything Boys discuss the grammatically correct way to sauna with The Thing, and then fail to spoil Mandy for everybody.
5: Apple is for Old People
May 3 • 29 min
What’s wrong with the MCU? Don’t ask the Everything Boys, they couldn’t tell the difference between rum and a hole in the ground. Sugar isn’t illegal, y’all (but don’t let that stop you).
4: Mystery Bleeps
Apr 29 • 43 min
It’s time to play a game — welcome to fun! You’ve got a Jason face if I’ve ever seen one. Things the boys enjoyed this week include: Resident Evil 2: Remake, Rob Schneider, the Joker, and Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse.
3: The First Half of Every Movie
Apr 26 • 39 min
Matt battles the flat earth on high speed motorcycles. It’s physics, people! German shepherds move like snakes, and the mystery of how this podcast became known as Everything Bad.
2: Episode 3
Apr 24 • 45 min
The concept of clear tequila really throws the boys for a loop in this one. Quick! Eat your bagels and list a bunch of random TV shows.
1: Impossible Mouth Sounds
Apr 22 • 37 min
In this episode, the Everything Boys pop open a bottle o’ bourbon, and slap down some sweet Mission Impossible mouth sounds. Games briefly mentioned include: Battlefield V Firestorm, Pokemon Go, Anthem, Baba is You, and so on.