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Full Retard

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Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way..


Choosing Beggars - Petty actions, Bad magician, Neighbor doesn’t pay
Aug 8, 2019 • 5 min
three short choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color
Aug 7, 2019 • 5 min
two short stories of entitled parents
Choosing Beggars - Reverse & Ice Cream
Aug 6, 2019 • 11 min
two stories about choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer
Aug 5, 2019 • 5 min
Stories of Apparently anything less than a $500/year commitment isn’t good enough for Doctors Without Borders and CB cricket cards buyer
Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording
Aug 4, 2019 • 6 min
two choosing beggar stores about lending money to family and a sister that wants all the gifts
Choosing Beggars - Air BnB & Need Gas
Aug 3, 2019 • 6 min
two short stories of choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - Famous Logo, Overheard it, Free Food
Aug 2, 2019 • 5 min
three stores of choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - $10 Extra & Give me 55k
Aug 1, 2019 • 9 min
two choosing beggar stories
Choosing Beggars - Free artwork, No job work for pennies, Super Beggar
Jul 31, 2019 • 7 min
a collection of short choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - fellow passenger & cosplay fox
Jul 30, 2019 • 10 min
two short stories about entitled parents
Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke
Jul 29, 2019 • 6 min
a longer episode about haggling for charity, a mechanic nearly not being paid, and some using moms medical fund to travel.
Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker’s sister, watch her dog
Jul 28, 2019 • 8 min
CB meets another CB, Coworker’s sister wants her to plan her sons birthday and pay for it all, and I will never watch her dog again
Choosing Beggars - free croissant & false shooter claim
Jul 27, 2019 • 7 min
two short stories about a free croissant & false shooter claim
Choosing Beggars - Change your dogs name & grocery shopping
Jul 26, 2019 • 6 min
a few short stories about choosing beggars demanding a dogs name get changed and refusing to work
Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker
Jul 25, 2019 • 10 min
a longer episode about a free vacation that isn’t good enough, surfing lesson, and accidentally picking up a hooker.
Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can’t wait in line
Jul 24, 2019 • 6 min
a short episode about discount demands, puppy adopters, and someone who just cant wait in line.
Choosing Beggars - Hungry, Free Money, Pay Me
Jul 23, 2019 • 4 min
Choosing beggar homeless person, another Karen, donate for proof of education
Choosing Beggars - free party food & you should pay for it
Jul 22, 2019 • 7 min
two choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - Bill’s IQ, deserves my car, showing drugs
Jul 21, 2019 • 13 min
a short story about Bill and two stories of entitled parents
Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat
Jul 20, 2019 • 7 min
a collection of stories about entitles parents
Choosing Beggars - Jackpot, £5 and a pizza, free smoothie
Jul 19, 2019 • 6 min
A set of stories about choosing beggars.
Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods
Jul 18, 2019 • 5 min
An episode of letsnotmeet detailing two stories one of a man who wanted to use the phone and another of the witch in the woods.
TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure
Jul 17, 2019 • 5 min
A short collection of takes from the front desk
Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis
Jul 16, 2019 • 7 min
Nuclear revenge about a contractor that stole money and the theft of a parking spot
Choosing Beggars - The Ex Wife, Fishy Fees, Aero Care
Jul 15, 2019 • 5 min
a few stories about choosing beggars
idontworkherelady - Used to, my daughter, early 90s, the expert
Jul 14, 2019 • 8 min
a collection of stories from idontworkherelady
Choosing Beggars - Bill’s Scam
Jul 13, 2019 • 3 min
A short story of Bill a guy I know.
Choosing Beggars - Ex Scarf & The Window Fitter
Jul 12, 2019 • 6 min
a few short choosing beggar stories
idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help
Jul 11, 2019 • 6 min
Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help.
Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $10
Jul 10, 2019 • 4 min
two short stores about board games and cash
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Jul 9, 2019 • 2 min
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected
Jul 9, 2019 • 5 min
A set of short stories from choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company
Jul 8, 2019 • 4 min
A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers
Entitled Parents - I’m not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
Jul 6, 2019 • 9 min
I’m not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell
Jun 3, 2019 • 3 min
A few short missed connections from around the world.
Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny
May 31, 2019 • 1 min
A short story about first date that ended with crap.
ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars
May 30, 2019 • 3 min
A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone.
Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I’ll kill myself, No reminders
May 23, 2019 • 3 min
A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars.
I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance
May 22, 2019 • 2 min
An episode detailing a few short stories from Reddit iamverysmart and bridezillas.
ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k
May 21, 2019 • 5 min
An episode detailing a few choice choosingbeggars. Searching for a free veteran photographer, need a horse farm for free, 10k for 200 NOW.
Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless
May 20, 2019 • 3 min
A episode detailing a few select stories from Reddit. A person expecting extras at a restaurant for free, a buyer buying for less than selling price but asking for additional hardware, and people pretending to be homeless to make a buck and attempt free…
Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy
May 17, 2019 • 3 min
A short episode telling the stories of a woman’s demanding Tinder profile, an entitled expecting mother, and a man looking for serious cuddles without monogamy.
Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance
May 16, 2019 • 6 min
Three stories selected from Choosing Beggars on Reddit. A raciest personal ad, typical something for nothing buyer, and begging for Inheritance.
Facebook & No Lube
May 15, 2019 • 9 min
Comical jabs at Facebook, Facebook marketplace, and people that use Facebook a bit too much
Choosing Beggars - Vanity
May 15, 2019 • 2 min
A short story read from Choosing Beggars on Reddit, the story is about a man having a yard sale that posted about it on Facebook. A Choosing Beggar expected him to deliver and set up an item.
Trump Trump Trump
May 15, 2019 • 4 min
A quick rant about today’s headlines and politics
Welfare Junkies
May 15, 2019 • 6 min
Why shouldn’t we drug test for welfare?
Bill’s Special Jar
May 15, 2019 • 8 min
A short story about Bill’s special jar.
WTF
May 15, 2019 • 2 min
Two short stories of true WTF
Entergy Recommends Soured Milk
May 15, 2019 • 7 min
A rant and short story about the unannounced all day power outage in my town yesterday that was scheduled weeks ago but they failed to notify us.
Depressing Headlines
May 15, 2019 • 5 min
A short compilation of the weeks depressing headlines
Bad Customer No Biscuit
May 15, 2019 • 15 min
A short story about a customer I had recently