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Full Retard

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Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way..


Choosing Beggars - Petty actions, Bad magician, Neighbor doesn’t pay
Aug 8 • 5 min
three short choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color
Aug 7 • 5 min
two short stories of entitled parents
Choosing Beggars - Reverse & Ice Cream
Aug 6 • 11 min
two stories about choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer
Aug 5 • 5 min
Stories of Apparently anything less than a $500/year commitment isn’t good enough for Doctors Without Borders and CB cricket cards buyer
Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording
Aug 4 • 6 min
two choosing beggar stores about lending money to family and a sister that wants all the gifts
Choosing Beggars - Air BnB & Need Gas
Aug 3 • 6 min
two short stories of choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - Famous Logo, Overheard it, Free Food
Aug 2 • 5 min
three stores of choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - $10 Extra & Give me 55k
Aug 1 • 9 min
two choosing beggar stories
Choosing Beggars - Free artwork, No job work for pennies, Super Beggar
Jul 31 • 7 min
a collection of short choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - fellow passenger & cosplay fox
Jul 30 • 10 min
two short stories about entitled parents
Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke
Jul 29 • 6 min
a longer episode about haggling for charity, a mechanic nearly not being paid, and some using moms medical fund to travel.
Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker’s sister, watch her dog
Jul 28 • 8 min
CB meets another CB, Coworker’s sister wants her to plan her sons birthday and pay for it all, and I will never watch her dog again
Choosing Beggars - free croissant & false shooter claim
Jul 27 • 7 min
two short stories about a free croissant & false shooter claim
Choosing Beggars - Change your dogs name & grocery shopping
Jul 26 • 6 min
a few short stories about choosing beggars demanding a dogs name get changed and refusing to work
Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker
Jul 25 • 10 min
a longer episode about a free vacation that isn’t good enough, surfing lesson, and accidentally picking up a hooker.
Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can’t wait in line
Jul 24 • 6 min
a short episode about discount demands, puppy adopters, and someone who just cant wait in line.
Choosing Beggars - Hungry, Free Money, Pay Me
Jul 23 • 4 min
Choosing beggar homeless person, another Karen, donate for proof of education
Choosing Beggars - free party food & you should pay for it
Jul 22 • 7 min
two choosing beggar stories
Entitled Parents - Bill’s IQ, deserves my car, showing drugs
Jul 21 • 13 min
a short story about Bill and two stories of entitled parents
Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat
Jul 20 • 7 min
a collection of stories about entitles parents
Choosing Beggars - Jackpot, £5 and a pizza, free smoothie
Jul 19 • 6 min
A set of stories about choosing beggars.
Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods
Jul 18 • 5 min
An episode of letsnotmeet detailing two stories one of a man who wanted to use the phone and another of the witch in the woods.
TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure
Jul 17 • 5 min
A short collection of takes from the front desk
Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis
Jul 16 • 7 min
Nuclear revenge about a contractor that stole money and the theft of a parking spot
Choosing Beggars - The Ex Wife, Fishy Fees, Aero Care
Jul 15 • 5 min
a few stories about choosing beggars
idontworkherelady - Used to, my daughter, early 90s, the expert
Jul 14 • 8 min
a collection of stories from idontworkherelady
Choosing Beggars - Bill’s Scam
Jul 13 • 3 min
A short story of Bill a guy I know.
Choosing Beggars - Ex Scarf & The Window Fitter
Jul 12 • 6 min
a few short choosing beggar stories
idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help
Jul 11 • 6 min
Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help.
Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $10
Jul 10 • 4 min
two short stores about board games and cash
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Jul 9 • 2 min
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected
Jul 9 • 5 min
A set of short stories from choosing beggars
Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company
Jul 8 • 4 min
A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers
Entitled Parents - I’m not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
Jul 6 • 9 min
I’m not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell
Jun 3 • 3 min
A few short missed connections from around the world.
Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny
May 31 • 1 min
A short story about first date that ended with crap.
ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars
May 30 • 3 min
A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone.
Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I’ll kill myself, No reminders
May 23 • 3 min
A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars.
I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance
May 22 • 2 min
An episode detailing a few short stories from Reddit iamverysmart and bridezillas.
ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k
May 21 • 5 min
An episode detailing a few choice choosingbeggars. Searching for a free veteran photographer, need a horse farm for free, 10k for 200 NOW.
Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless
May 20 • 3 min
A episode detailing a few select stories from Reddit. A person expecting extras at a restaurant for free, a buyer buying for less than selling price but asking for additional hardware, and people pretending to be homeless to make a buck and attempt free…
Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy
May 17 • 3 min
A short episode telling the stories of a woman’s demanding Tinder profile, an entitled expecting mother, and a man looking for serious cuddles without monogamy.
Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance
May 16 • 6 min
Three stories selected from Choosing Beggars on Reddit. A raciest personal ad, typical something for nothing buyer, and begging for Inheritance.
Facebook & No Lube
May 15 • 9 min
Comical jabs at Facebook, Facebook marketplace, and people that use Facebook a bit too much
Choosing Beggars - Vanity
May 15 • 2 min
A short story read from Choosing Beggars on Reddit, the story is about a man having a yard sale that posted about it on Facebook. A Choosing Beggar expected him to deliver and set up an item.
Trump Trump Trump
May 15 • 4 min
A quick rant about today’s headlines and politics
Welfare Junkies
May 15 • 6 min
Why shouldn’t we drug test for welfare?
Bill’s Special Jar
May 15 • 8 min
A short story about Bill’s special jar.
WTF
May 15 • 2 min
Two short stories of true WTF
Entergy Recommends Soured Milk
May 15 • 7 min
A rant and short story about the unannounced all day power outage in my town yesterday that was scheduled weeks ago but they failed to notify us.
Depressing Headlines
May 15 • 5 min
A short compilation of the weeks depressing headlines
Bad Customer No Biscuit
May 15 • 15 min
A short story about a customer I had recently