The Naked Novelist

The Naked Novelist

Chapter 26 - Up, Up and Away
Jul 17, 2019 • 29 min
Things are spiraling further out of control for Ellie.
Chapter 25 - Birthdays & Bunny Rabbits
Jul 10, 2019 • 27 min
Ellie finds herself at yet another over-the-top birthday party.
Don’t You Dare Dodgeball!
May 23, 2019 • 19 min
Ellie travels deeper into the Eastside world…
Strangling Snappy
May 16, 2019 • 14 min
Things continue to heat up and fall apart for Ellie.
Season 1 Episode 20 - Whirlpool Nightmare
Apr 17, 2019 • 33 min
New Year’s Eve ended with a “Bang”! And Ellie’s just barely hanging on!
Caviar, Chevre & Secret Sex
Apr 6, 2019 • 41 min
Ellie is getting in some deep shit as she flies solo on the eastside. Nelsie talks about finding your muse and how writing eroticism was never her plan.
Chapter 18 - Gershwin & Elite Potheads
Mar 30, 2019 • 41 min
I look at creating and maintaining tension as Ellie ventures to an eastside party WITHOUT Peter!
Cocktail Dress & Strappy Heels
Mar 15, 2019 • 39 min
Ellie and Peter are all “dolled up” for a full-on Eastside New Year’s Eve party at Missy and Antonio’s. Snow’s falling, lights are twinkling…What could go wrong?
Omissions & Rationales
Mar 8, 2019 • 19 min
Will Ellie tell Peter about her wild time with Missy? Is there really anything to tell?
Chapter 15 - Herblax & Health Food Stores
Feb 28, 2019 • 31 min
Ellie heads west as fast as her double stroller will go, but an old siren is calling. Will she make it west before she really fucks up? Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1 Chapter 14 - White Panties & Painkillers
Feb 21, 2019 • 42 min
Missy needs a favor from Ellie. What could it be? Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1, Episode 13 - F*#king & Faux Pas
Feb 14, 2019 • 22 min
Ellie survives Camille’s birthday party, but will she and Peter survive this new moneied world? How “upping” the conflict makes for more intrigue. Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1, Episode 12 - Birthday Parites and Broken Hearts
Feb 7, 2019 • 40 min
Ellie attends her first over-ther-top birthday party for a 3-year-old. Will she survive it? And learn a bit about being true to the “heart story” of you characters. Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1, Episode 11: Books, Breastfeeding and Endless Battles
Jan 31, 2019 • 40 min
Ellie shows up to support her mom at her book-signing at B&N, but somehow decades-old resentments pop us like fresh daisies. Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1, Episode 10: Hopeless at HBO
Jan 22, 2019 • 35 min
Ellie’s big day has arrived! She gets to pitch her idea for a TV show to Lisa Bienstock, HBO bigshot. ONly problem - she’s a bit foggy on the whole “Idea” part of the show. Become a supporter of this podcast:…
Season 1, Episode 9 Pot & Picasso
Dec 27, 2018 • 52 min
Things get “weirder and weirder” at Missy and Antonio’s and Ellie gets desperate to get out! Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1, Episode 8 - Leather Minis & Corkscrews
Dec 13, 2018 • 38 min
Ellie and Peter reluctantly make their way to the dreaded Eastside to Park Avenue Playgroup’s Get-to-know-you Cocktail party. Is Ellie’s leather mini to slutty? Or will she be the hit of the party? Become a supporter of this podcast:…
Season 1, The Naked Novelist Uncovered - Episode #1 - Kelly Caldwell
Oct 30, 2018 • 35 min
Welcome to Episode 1 of The Naked Novelist Uncovered. Sounds redundant, I know, but, stick with me. These interviews with fellow writers will give us all a chance to look inside the mind of writers in all genres to “uncover” insights, struggles and…
Season 1, Episode 7 - Knife Pleats and Spaghetti Straps
Oct 27, 2018 • 31 min
Ellie has less than 2 hours to find the perfect, tasteful, yet sexless outfit for Park Avenue Playgroup’s Cocktail Party that begins in less than 6 hours. She leaves the kids in a questionable setting and heads for Saks Fifth Avenue in a panic. Become a…
Season 1 Episode 6 - Hiking Boots & Loafers
Sep 28, 2018 • 25 min
Ellie faces another day at Park Avenue Playgroup, only to be discover there’s yet another Eastside social fence to climb. Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1 Episode 5/Chapter 5 - Crunches and Avocados
Sep 18, 2018 • 26 min
Good news! Nelsie sings yet another impromptu theme song, reads Chapter 5 and talks about piling on the obstacles for the protagonist. Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1 Episode 4 - Best Friends and Abortions
Sep 10, 2018 • 42 min
Episode 4/Chapter 4 - We get the scoop on Robbie, Ellie’s former best friend, emphasis on former. We meet Arlene, perhaps Ellie’s new best friend. Could it be? Become a supporter of this podcast:
Season 1 Episode 3 - Game shows and Orgasms
Aug 31, 2018 • 21 min
In Episode 3 Nelsie reads Chapter 3 - Post Missy encounter, Ellie and Peter have a romp on the sofabed. But there is a purise guest… Become a supporter of this podcast:
The Naked Novelist (formerly Shakespeare’s Journal) S1, E1, Chapter One - Stand-up, Lie down
Aug 16, 2018 • 33 min
On this “virgin voyage” Of NN (the Naked Novelist) you’ll meet your host - Me, Nelsie Spencer - and hear the first chapter of my novel, The Playgroup. We meet artsy, insecure Ellie as prepares to take her precious daughter to the fanciest of preschools on…
The Naked Novelist Trailer
Aug 16, 2018 • 2 min
Here’s a little taste of what’s to come this first season on The Naked Novelist Become a supporter of this podcast:
Chapter 2 - Lipsticks and Accessories
Aug 16, 2018 • 42 min
Ellie makes the harrowing trip to the dreaded eastside where she’s plagued by women wearing tassle loafers and toddlers that are better dressed than she is. Will Ellie survive so many moms with so much family money? As will become the norm, Nelsie gives…