Girls on Porn

Girls on Porn

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A porn review podcast hosted by two erotic enthusiasts and all around horny gals, Laura and Rachel. Committed to helping you find hot + ethical porn, each week the girls research and review porn based on popular search terms. Did we mention it’s about porn?


Stuck
Apr 8 • 40 min
New to today’s search term? Harkening back to a time before social distancing, stuck porn requires being in close quarters, and the girls are here for it! Tune in to learn about “dubious consent” role play, and find out all the different ways one can get…
Coronavirus
Apr 1 • 47 min
You’ve heard of coronavirus, you’ve heard of porn, but have you used your abundant free time to check out coronavirus porn? Laura and Rachel get extra topical this week as they discuss the impact of the virus on the industry, the kind of protective wear…
DP
Mar 25 • 46 min
Fill ‘er up! The girls are making room to talk about the ins and outs of double penetration. Tune in to hear what defines DP, why it’s pleasurable for the ladies and the absolute insanity of the “Penis Animal”. Around the World in 80 Ways: Barcelona:…
LIVE: Spanking
Mar 18 • 53 min
Rachel and Laura performed a live show at The Gutter on March 5, 2020 to celebrate the one year anniversary of Girls on Porn. The girls embrace the last days of public gatherings with prizes, a Star Trek parody and a good smack on the bottom. Stay…
Cuddle with Mary Beth Barone
Mar 11 • 53 min
Are you the big spoon, the little spoon or is there no spoon? Snuggle up for a cozy night in with your loved ones and comedian Mary Beth Barone to discuss the softer side of human interaction. You won’t want to miss the girls exploring that eternal…
Choking
Mar 4 • 48 min
The girls wrap their minds around a touchy topic that deserves thoughtful consent before engagement. Tune in to hear about the difference between pressure and breath play and get some sexy tips on how to maximize your experience. Take my breath away……
Step Siblings with Ryan Creamer
Feb 26 • 58 min
Oh brother, where art thou? The girls welcome comedian and verified Pornhub superstar Ryan Creamer to talk about one of the biggest search terms on the internet. Have you found yourself asking - why are there so many incest videos on my home page? Or,…
Fairy Tale with Ellen Haun and Laura Lane
Feb 19 • 48 min
Hey Sleeping Beauty and Snow White - wake up! There’s some man trying to kiss you! The girls welcome Ellen Haun and Laura Lane (This is Why You’re Single), the forthcoming authors of Cinderella and the Glass Ceiling and Other Feminist Fairy Tales, to…
Role Play
Feb 12 • 47 min
Hello stranger. It’s Valentine’s week so Laura and Rachel are here to talk about some of the naughty games that couples play to spice things up. Whether you want to be the boss or the dirty little sub or anything in between, come live out all of your…
Secretary with Jon Gabrus
Feb 5 • 65 min
Sir? You have a call on line 69. The girls welcome the riotous Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty) whose love of a good outfit inspired today’s search term. They discuss the origins of this fetishized career along with lots of laughs about using a tie as reigns,…
Latex
Jan 29 • 41 min
Do you do it for fashion, safety or just for fun? The girls slide into conversation about this second skin and how it stimulates pleasure receptors. Also, have you googled Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman lately? We’ll wait. Spilt Milk:…
Passion with Betsy Kenney
Jan 22 • 55 min
Because sometimes we just want something different! The girls welcome comedian and porn newbie Betsy Kenney to the show to discuss the softer side of porn. We warm things up and take it nice and slow, so let’s dim the lights and get steamy. Always:…
ASMR
Jan 15 • 43 min
Do you hear what I hear? ASMR is a polarizing search term that has the girls feeling all types of ways. Whether it gives you brain orgasms or it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, tune in to hear about the wide world of noises and find what makes you…
BBC with Andy Lucien
Jan 8 • 60 min
They’ve gone blue in the face talking about big dicks, but in this episode the girls get a bit more…specific. Rachel and Laura welcome Andy Lucien (actor, performers’ safety rights advocate) to discuss “Big Black Cock”. Tune in for an important, if…
Sploshing
Jan 1 • 41 min
Imagine if the food fight scene in Hook went a step further… Laura and Rachel are getting wet and messy with this week’s search term. Tune in to hear about the different kinds of foods folks get into, how sploshing doesn’t necessarily mean sex and which…
Holiday
Dec 25, 2019 • 40 min
Grab your corncob pipe, Frosty! The girls are ringing in the holiday season with a Hanukkah porn that sadly won’t keep your oil burning, and a Grinch parody that just might make your dick grow three sizes. Sing it with us: It’s the most horniest time of…
Foursome with Tales of Lara
Dec 18, 2019 • 61 min
Swing your partner round and round! The stunning Lara (Pussy Church, Tales of Lara) joins the girls to make three but they’re here to talk about groups of four. They explore the history of swingers in the 70s, how to keep track of what’s going on in the…
Casting Couch
Dec 11, 2019 • 37 min
Please, take a seat. The girls discuss the bumpy power dynamics associated with a casting couch along with what it takes to audition for porn and showmances! Don’t call us, we‘ll call you. Running Lines:…
Gaping with Michael Vegas
Dec 4, 2019 • 55 min
Open wide! Laura and Rachel welcome the “Gape Gatsby” himself, Michael Vegas, to talk about what inspired him to get into this initially intimidating act. Michael breaks down the mechanics of gaping and explores how hot it can be with any kind of partner.…
POV
Nov 27, 2019 • 41 min
Come see it from our point of view. Rachel and Laura narrow their focus on a genre that has historically catered to the male gaze. But the girls find and review a video from the female perspective, naturally. They also chat about Jenna Jameson, the…
Big Dick
Nov 20, 2019 • 42 min
Bigger isn’t always better (but sometimes it is)! A girthy cock is one of the most significant tentpoles of the porn industry and the girls share their thoughts and feelings about handling a wide load along with some truly hilarious alternative names for…
Massage
Nov 13, 2019 • 47 min
Bring us your aching muscles for an aural rub down! The girls are working out the knots of this classic kink and why it’s such a turn on. You can visit one of the 1,200 erotic massage parlors in NYC or you can just relax right here with us. Oops sorry!…
Solo Female
Nov 6, 2019 • 49 min
We crunched the numbers and turns out - women are great at getting off alone! Tune in to hear a flurry of solo statistics, how one performer’s military uniform isn’t up to code and all the different ways our hosts enjoy their…free time. Sisters be doin’…
Halloween
Oct 30, 2019 • 36 min
We’re gonna scare the pants off you! Tune in for our first holiday themed episode! The girls talk about blood play, sex with squashes, and how bad special effects can really kill the mood. No tricks, all treats. Forged Obscenities:…
Rough Sex
Oct 23, 2019 • 44 min
Do you like it rough? We sure as fuck do. Join the girls for Laura’s favorite search term as they discuss the delicacy of choking, a good spank and just how hot consent can be. Stronger: https://members.deeper.com/stronger?autoplay=true Be sure to rate…
Water Sports
Oct 16, 2019 • 34 min
And we’re not talking about water polo, honey. The girls dive into the world of wild wetness and what fuels these deviant desires. Even if pee play isn’t your thing, aren’t you just a little bit curious…? Romantic Bathroom Sex - Bruce and Morgan:…
Big Tits with Josh Ruben
Oct 9, 2019 • 43 min
We’ll keep your hands full with this one! The hilarious Josh Ruben stops by to hear the fascinating tale of Rachel’s own big titty journey. Tune in to hear about Norma’s cartoonishly large cans, hungry hungry tit bros and of course, Rachel’s lucky fin.…
Feet
Oct 2, 2019 • 40 min
Are you listening, Tarantino? We’ve got the #1 fetish on our hands this week - feet! The girls have lots of questions about all the angles of podiphilia and why folks love it so damn much.They also review an extra hot video from XConfessions that’s set in…
Bisexual Threesomes with Molly-Margaret Johnson
Sep 25, 2019 • 61 min
Pick a third, any third! Tune in for this friendly search term with resident threesome expert, Molly-Margaret Johnson! She shares tips and tricks for threesome newbies along with evolving porn tastes and the power of an emotional climax. Everybody’s…
Creampie
Sep 18, 2019 • 45 min
Closing your legs won’t contain this episode! Creampie is one of the girls’ favorite acts IRL and they’re here to discuss the logistics, the hotness of a “please” and they consider the question - does semen really contain antidepressants? Finish strong,…
Mature
Sep 11, 2019 • 39 min
We, like a fine wine, just keep getting better with age. And since we’re on the subject, why don’t you pour yourself a glass and settle in for some slightly older adult entertainment? Rachel and Laura talk about how hard the search can be for two mature…
Pussy Licking
Sep 4, 2019 • 42 min
Laura and Rachel dive head first into this delicious topic. They discuss their best positions for cumming, what “hardcore” pussy eating means, and the surprising searches that came up on International Women’s Day. Finger lickin’ good! Eating Out Magic:…
Teen
Aug 28, 2019 • 53 min
Barely 18 - but definitely at least 18! Join Rachel and Laura as they reflect on their own teenage sex lives, the construct of virginity, and why this search term is actually declining in popularity. Mmmm smells like teen spirit! Coming of Age:…
Asian and Queer Asian with Diana Oh
Aug 21, 2019 • 68 min
The girls get deep with multi hyphenate Diana Oh as they discuss play parties, staying present and why certain porn should be mandatory for all young people. Bonus: why queer folk are miles ahead of heteros in sex innovation - stay tuned to learn about…
The Lion King vs. The Loin King
Aug 14, 2019 • 37 min
Who does the Lion sleep with tonight? In this very special episode twist, the girls watch the new live action remake of “The Lion King” to prepare for the porn parody: “The Loin King”. This instant classic features such songs as “Hot Cum on My Ta-Tas” and…
Amateur
Aug 7, 2019 • 53 min
Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby! Amateur is one of the most popular search terms in the world and the girls get right in there with not one but two Make Love Not Porn videos. And we couldn’t talk amateur without the most popular Pornhub couple out…
Twink with Noah Galvin
Jul 31, 2019 • 73 min
Twinkle, twinkle, we’ve got a star! The girls welcome Noah Galvin (Booksmart, Dear Evan Hansen) to review a deep cut from Noah’s own spank bank. Listen as they dive into his experience playing a young Dan Savage on The Real O’Neals, evolving from MMF to…
Gang Bang
Jul 24, 2019 • 57 min
A popular female fantasy *and* a potentially problematic search term…we’re talking Gang Bangs! Does this slippery concept automatically mean misogyny, or can it be a fetish about being the center of attention? The girls talk about being the star of the…
Trans with Jessy Dubai
Jul 17, 2019 • 61 min
There’s a little something for everyone on this week’s episode. The girls welcome trans adult star Jessy Dubai to talk about her life and success in the porn industry. They discuss why trans porn might be great for couples, some of the traps and tropes of…
Cheerleader
Jul 10, 2019 • 51 min
Hey Mickey, you’re so fine - you’re so fine, we blew our load, hey Mickey! Whether you’re into the high school fantasy or you get in the mood after watching the Superbowl, the girls are here to stretch your knowledge and test what you think you know about…
Solo Male
Jul 3, 2019 • 48 min
If you haven’t learned yet – we like to watch. On this week’s episode, the girls *sneak a peek at what you do in your bedroom alone. They talk about masturbation cults, that men love a woman watching a man, and Rachel’s soft spot for a sweet sweet fap.…
Cuckold with Arielle Kaplan
Jun 26, 2019 • 66 min
On this week’s episode, Arielle Kaplan (Whoregasmic, Seven Minutes in Heaven podcast) joins the girls to do more than just watch. This search term isn’t all about humiliation – learn alongside the girls about the long history of cuckolds up through…
Blowjobs
Jun 19, 2019 • 50 min
Slide up your kneepads and tie your hair back because in this episode we are going down! Listen to the girls dig deep into their own first experiences and middle school misunderstandings about giving head. (Do you blow on it? Can you use your hands?) And…
Movie Sex Scenes
Jun 12, 2019 • 65 min
We all had to start somewhere - and that somewhere was probably Wild Things. Join the girls as they take a break from the XXX and turn to the best (and the worst) R rated scenes that made you wish you hadn’t gone to the movie theater with your mom. Be…
Machines with MacKenzie Peck
Jun 5, 2019 • 58 min
Machines were created to make people’s lives easier - and sex is no exception. MacKenzie Peck (Math Magazine) joins the girls to understand the world of sybians, vibrators and where the name Steely Dan originated. Good vibrations only! Pile Driver and…
Threesome with Mickey Mod
May 29, 2019 • 61 min
Is three a crowd? Porn star Mickey Mod (a GoP favorite!) joins Laura and Rachel as their third to talk about life in the industry, the mechanics of a successful threesome, and to review a film starring Mickey himself: “L’appel du Vide.” Listen to find out…
Vintage
May 22, 2019 • 52 min
Have you got a taste for nostalgia? The girls look back to bad lighting, jazzy synth underscoring and full bushes. This blast from the past will hopefully make you blast in the present! Private Pleasures:…
Daddy with Philippe Bowgen
May 15, 2019 • 63 min
Live out all your daddy issues (and fantasies) in this episode with the hilarious Philippe Bowgen. He joins the girls to talk about the different types of daddies: silver, muscle, gorilla (!) and what the qualifications are to be one. Is it age or an…
Pegging
May 8, 2019 • 53 min
Strap in, and well, on - it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Ease into this week’s episode as our hosts take you through pegging’s origins with the Marquis de Sade all the way up to Dan Savage and Broad City. Be sure to tune in because this is Rachel’s…
Outdoor
May 1, 2019 • 40 min
Let’s take the party outside! Tune in to hear about agoraphilia, Logan Longcock grilling up some weiners and the dirty details about how our hosts lost their virginity. “Sunlit”:…
JOI with Jake and Amir
Apr 24, 2019 • 43 min
JOI stands for Jerk Off Instruction – but do the girls stan this search term? Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (If I Were You) are here to chat about the wide world of jerk off videos, why JOIs for women don’t exist, and listen to a surprising blow job…
Lesbian with Monica Raymund
Apr 17, 2019 • 69 min
The #1 search term in the world for the last four years is here! Monica Raymund (Hightown, Chicago Fire) joins the girls to dish about lesbian porn and sexual discovery plus the very important difference between tribbing and scissoring. Be sure to rate…
Tattoos
Apr 10, 2019 • 46 min
You see it, you like it, you ink it, you jill it! The girls were surprised to find that “tattoo” was the 7th most popular search term in 2018. Listen as they discuss their taste in body art and whether or not they’d fuck Bryan Gozzling. Be sure to rate…
Female Ejaculation
Apr 3, 2019 • 49 min
Ah yes, the age old question: Is it female ejaculation or is it squirting? …or is it pee? Our girls can’t wait to spill loads of research about this elusive act. We’ll learn who’s a squirter denier and whether girl cum contains some of the same stuff…
Orgy with Gabrielle Alexa
Mar 27, 2019 • 47 min
Gabrielle Alexa (HuffPo, Tinder), a sex positive writer/babe, joins the girls to talk about all things bacchanalian. Plus: their first experiences with porn, how no one wants to be benched during an orgy, and why you may want to leave that fishnet dress…
BDSM
Mar 20, 2019 • 34 min
Strap in and remember your safe word, because we’re talking bondage, baby! On this week’s episode, the girls discuss Sasha Grey’s pubes plus you’ll learn which of our hosts has been tied up and what SSC means! “Amber”:…
Anal
Mar 13, 2019 • 40 min
Hopefully you’ve got some poppers and brought enough lube for this episode because the girls are knockin’ on your back door! Tune in to hear what the anal sex bargaining chip might get you in your relationship, and why you should never sort your porn…
MILF
Mar 6, 2019 • 37 min
AKA Mom I’d like to F**K! From its humble beginnings in 1999’s American Pie (shout out to creative masturbation) to becoming the 3rd most searched term on Pornhub in 2018. Tune in to find out what the girls think of Brandi Love’s “to do list”, an analysis…
Parody with BriTANicK
Mar 6, 2019 • 55 min
Because if you’ve seen it, there’s probably a porn of it. BriTANick comedy duo Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney (SNL, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) join the show to talk about a comedy sketch of theirs that was parodied (stolen), and to review Bob’s…
Girls on Porn Trailer
Feb 27, 2019 • 2 min
Laura and Rachel love porn!! Every week they explore a new search term - i.e. Lesbian, Orgies, Pegging - and review two videos to see which will make it into in their spank bank. Join the girls, along with some special guests, as they help you find hot +…