Dad and Buried

Dad and Buried

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Dad and Buried is a podcast about parenting from a couple of guys who hate parenting. Don’t get them wrong, they love their kids - to different degrees, depending on the day (and the kid) - but being a parent is tough, time-consuming, stressful, thankless, expensive, exhausting, largely unrewarding, really loud, often quite boring - did I say expensive yet?,or thankless? - emotionally draining work. Join Mike and Pete as they mock children, bash parenting, and talk about the stuff that most parents don’t usually talk about. At least not out loud. Support: https://www.patreon.com/Dadandburied Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support


Shielding Kids From the Real World (Not the TV Show…Well, Maybe the TV Show) - #83
Oct 22 • 68 min
As Parents our job is to shield our kids from the dark underbelly of life . In some cases our dad-bods represent that dark underbelly. From death to sex to the Saw movie franchise it can be hard to translate these things in terms our kids understand.…
Fun Fall Family Activities During a Global Pandemic - #82
Oct 16 • 60 min
Pumpkin picking, hay rides, drinking warm apple cider, deciding where in the world you should live to keep your family safe from this global pandemic are all fun things to do this Fall. Mike and Heather discuss how they plan to spend their weekends this…
Self Care for Parents: How to Give Yourself a Break - #81
Oct 2 • 61 min
You know the saying “put your oxygen mask on first before helping others?” My only question is, can I get anything stronger? @momandburied (Mikes Wife) and Mike get into it this week….The topic not a huge fight Ok, It’s a small fight but whatever just…
Parents Making the News - #80 | Dad & Buried
Sep 24 • 72 min
“Area Couple with 3 Young Children Love Quarantine and Wish it Would Continue Forever” is a headline we will NEVER read. Fortunately there are plenty of parents making headlines out there. Like “The Pandemic Has Meant More Housework — But Not For Most…
Kids Grow Up So Fast…Or Do They? - #79
Sep 17 • 58 min
Look, I know you’re rolling your eyes right now at this title, but let me remind you of that time your kid was 18mos was squirming in your lap at that restaurant (y’know the time you went to “brunch” with your friends who didn’t yet have kids and just…
Eating Dinner with your Kids and Other Wholesome Family Traditions (EXPLICIT EDITION) - #78
Sep 10 • 59 min
Over 78% of you eat dinner every night as a family with your kids. According to all the research that’s failing all else that prob the best thing you can do as a parent. Welp, that leaves the rest of us the lowly 22% who for numerous reasons can’t get our…
The Best Role Models for Kids? - #77
Sep 3 • 60 min
Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Bill Nye, and Chadwick Boseman are long list of role models that our kids should look up to. “Wait!” you say “surely my kids looks up to me as a role model. After all, I never yell…well sometimes.. ok fine all the time. It’s just how…
How to Parent a Kid with ADHD - #76
Aug 27 • 66 min
Parenting is hard, that much we know. What’s not always known are all the challenges that come with parenting a kid with ADHD. With Pete off this week Mike and Heather (@momandburied) share their experience parenting their son who has ADHD. They also hear…
Best and Worst TV Dads: How are Dads Portrayed on TV? - #75
Aug 13 • 67 min
Father Knows Best? More like, Father’s Just Trying to do his Best so Get Off his Back, amirite haha…Ahem…Ok, we grew up watching dads on TV both good and bad so did we learn anything? Are there role models we dads can look up to? Is Walter White the…
Back to School in the Time of COVID - #74
Aug 6 • 51 min
Welp, we blew it. We had 3 months to get our act together so we could get our kids as far away from us as possible (school). But no. whaaa! my mask it too tight. Whaaa! I cant wear cloth on my face. Got them COVID numbers nice and high so now we’re all…
Not in front of the Kids!: The Right and Wrong Way to Argue Around Kids
Jul 23 • 56 min
Ok, first, you shouldn’t argue around kids. But guess what? That’s waaay easier said than done. Harmless questions with not-so-harmless intent. “Did YOU unload the dishwasher or do I have to do it again, for the 100th time?” (That’s my favorite). With…
The Art and Science of Camping With Kids - #72
Jul 9 • 66 min
Some people are campers and some aren’t *stares intently at Mike*, but whichever side you find yourself on know that someone will ask you to go camping with your kids at some point in the near future. SO PICK A SIDE! Mike and Pete have yet another…
Kids and their pets - # 71
Jul 2 • 61 min
Whoever said pets teach kids responsibility and empathy never had hermit crabs. Mike and Peter hear from you about what the best pet is to get for your kid. I promise you this, by the end of the episode you’ll not only have no idea what pet to get, you’ll…
What Are Dads Best At? - #70
Jun 25 • 53 min
Are dads experts at finding things in the fridge? No. Are they great at cleaning up or knowing the kids schedules? No and no. Where am I going with this? I don’t know. But I do know there ARE some things that dads are great at. Jokes, obviously. But other…
The Summer of Love: Kids, Camps and COVID - #69
Jun 18 • 52 min
Summers as a parent are always deceptive. On the surface we still get a child-like joy when school is over. A brief sigh of relief. Relief that’s quickly followed by that moment when we realize that these kids will just hang around the house, begging to…
What You Wish You Could You Do to Be a Better Parent - #68
Jun 11 • 45 min
As parents our #1 job is to make sure we don’t raise dicks. That has never been more true, or more apparent, than right now. We need less aggressive, less selfish, less bigoted assholes and more empathetic, more open, critically-minded human beings. . But…
What do we want for our kids when they grow up? - EP 67
May 28 • 58 min
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” Thanks Ferris, but how do we teach our kids to be ready for a world that will be hard fo us to recognize? I mean I don’t even know what Tik Tok let alone why…
Introducing Mom&Buried! Mikes much, much better half - #66
May 21 • 58 min
We’ve all wondered what it’s like to raise a family with mike, aka mr Dad & Buried himself. Ok, maybe “we’ve all” is a stretch and maybe it’s more like “none of us”? but either way we find out directly from Mike’s WIFE Heather (@mom&buried). We hear how…
Having “The Talk: and Other Cringeworthy Convos - #65
May 14 • 51 min
Let’s face it no one is ready to have “The Talk”. Not parents, not kids, not my parents, no one! To this day I still have no idea how all this works but it’s my duty to pass that knowledge on to the my kids using a series of diagrams and strange…
Is it a good idea to show your kids the movies you loved growing up? - #65
May 7 • 65 min
How early is too early to show my toddler the original “IT”? How is my 7yr old going to appreciate great filmmaking if she doesn’t watch the opening scene of “Narc”? These are VERY good questions that we, as parents, should be asking ourselves and EACH…
Hardcore Quality Time: The True Price of the Pandemic - Ep63
Apr 30 • 71 min
Interesting board games, fun crafts, and vein-popping screaming matches are all unintended outcomes of living in quarantine. Turns out spending hardcore quality time with the fam has yielded both good and BAD consequences. Mike and Pete hear from you…
Sweating the Small Stuff: Tedious, Tiny Tasks of Parenting - #62
Apr 23 • 67 min
When we think of what makes parenting so hard we often talk about the big ticket items like (Bedtime, Bath time, meals, etc..) but really it’s the small little tasks or moments in doing these parenting tasks that make so awful. What could those be I hear…
What kids age is best? Yes, this is a trick question - #61
Apr 16 • 52 min
Babies are adorable and teenagers are the worst, amirite? But which one would you want sitting next to you on a 6 hour flight? Ha, not so easy is it! Different ages come with pros and cons. Mike and Pete share their thoughts and hear from you about which…
Getting Kids to Help: The Ancient Art of Pressure Point Parenting - Ep 60
Apr 9 • 63 min
Remember in olden days when people used to have kids to help around the farm. How did we go from that to begging our kids to put their socks on? Or clean up their room? How about just put their toys away? And when we take the iPad out of their hands we…
Ok Fine, Kids Can Be Pretty Awesome: The Bizarro Episode - Ep59
Apr 1 • 52 min
Okay, okay you got us. This whole Dad & Buried thing is a ruse! We actually LOVE our kids. But guess what? SO DO YOU!! This episode lands on April fools but we’re not joking. We don’t understand how this whole April Fools thing works. Anyway, Mike and…
Parenting In the Time of Corona: And Other Such Tales - Ep 58
Mar 26 • 54 min
What if I told you this isn’t your first global pandemic. Don’t believe me? Remember ‘Beiber Fever’? You caught that pretty hard and survived (albeit a changed person). Mike and Pete hear your harrowing and funny Corona parenting stories a week into…
Parenting During a Pandemic: Coronavirus Quarantine Dispatch - Ep 57
Mar 19 • 43 min
Um…yeah, so that happened fast. It’s only been a week and cities and whole countries are quarantine lockdown. The data shows a distinct correlation between child mortality rates and the number of days they are quarantined in the house with you. Of course,…
Balancing Work and Family: Not As Fun as it Sounds - Ep 56
Mar 5 • 47 min
Balancing work, family and friends was hard enough when you were single. Balancing work, family, friends, your spouse, and kids is next level hard. FUN TIMES! Oh and did I mention fitting in time for yourself? lol of course I didn’t, there’s no time for…
Managing Kids and Social Media - Ep 55 | Dad & Buried
Feb 27 • 43 min
When it comes to social media a strong defense is a good offense. Confused? Yeah, so are Mike and Pete. There’s so much to watch out for especially when you consider that most apps and games these days are basically social networks. Freaked out? Good.…
Naughty By Nature: Raising Kids with Different Personalities - Ep 54
Feb 20 • 50 min
How is it that you can have kids raised the same exact way and have totally different personalities? Well it happens so Mike and Pete just have to get over it. Or do they?….Yes, yes they do. Support us ๐Ÿ™ https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried…
Teenagers: Cant Live With them, Can’t Live with Them - Ep 53 | Dad & Buried
Feb 13 • 60 min
It’s coming. The changing ‘tudes. Your once sweet little bundle now uses phrases like “WHATEVER, DAD!”. First, you’re only 11! And second, I INVENTED THAT PHRASE! The smells, the ‘tude, the worry, Mike and Pete get into it. Spoiler: It gets worse. Support…
Biggest Parenting Fails - Ep52 | Dad & Buried
Feb 6 • 57 min
We’ve all made mistakes, well not me, but I hear that lots of people do. What happens when you make a mistake that affects you? More importantly what happens when you make a mistake that affects your kids? Turns out nothing! Everything is fine and your…
Remembering Life Before Kids: RIP | Dad & Buried | Ep 51
Jan 30 • 59 min
Remember being able to meet up with friends spontaneously? Wait, why are tears streaming down your face?…What’s that you say? it’s all you can think about? Well, my friend, take that memory and shove it in a box then push that box waaaay on down in the…
Sibling Rivalry: A Tale of Two Sh*tties
Jan 16 • 61 min
Raising one kid is hard enough raising two is harder. If those two kids don’t get a long it makes it hardest. Solution? Return them. It’s like the `Switch Witch` but with kids. instead of swapping out candy for toys your take swap your kids for a gaming…
Diagnosed: How Parents Cope when their Kid has an Illness
Jan 9 • 78 min
Parenting is hard, we know that. But what happens when on top of the craziness of mealtime, bathtime, bedtime your kid gets diagnoses with an illness? Mike and Pete talk about their own kid’s diagnoses and hear from listeners about their kids illnesses.…
Year in Review: A Look Back at the Last 47 Episodes
Jan 2 • 76 min
We did it LIVE! Mike and Pete cover it all and answer “Would You Rather’s —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support
Lying to Your Kids: Should you do it? vs Doesn’t Matter you 100% do it
Dec 19, 2019 • 57 min
Oh, you don’t lie to your kids? Really? Santa ring a bell? How about the Tooth Fairy? What about the Switch Witch (whoever came up with that one is a real monster). You want the truth? You have to LIE! It’s part of that parenting mandate. I mean, who…
Sh*tty Toys: Fun for Kids, a Nightmare for Parents
Dec 12, 2019 • 76 min
Why are toys hard?!! You know those toys we’re talking about. The ones that kids wont’ stop asking for and that require 30 mins of your time to set up, they play with for 20 mins and 30 mins of cleanup? In these divided times I think we can all agree that…
All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 2) - Ep 45
Dec 5, 2019 • 71 min
Homework, dishes, laundry, morning routine, clean up, the list of parenting chores is so long the topic was split into two episodes. Or as Pete correctly points out is kinda the gist of this whole podcast thing. Mike and Pete pick up where they left off…
Thanksgiving or Ungratefultaking? (See what I did there)
Nov 27, 2019 • 67 min
Thanksgiving is yet another uniquely American gift to the world (you heard me Canada!). It’s a non denominational holiday who’s sole purpose is to celebrate togetherness through eating a drinking and watching football. Its a day where the constant whining…
All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 1) - Ep 43
Nov 21, 2019 • 71 min
What are parenting chores? Bedtime, bathtime, mealtime, making lunches, school pickup/dropoffs…the list goes on and on. Well at leas Mike and Pete went on and on and on. So much so they needed to break this up into 2 whole EPISODES!! This is just part…
What’s harder, Raising Boys or Raising Girls? - Ep42
Nov 14, 2019 • 77 min
We did it! We figured it out. Using the scientific method, big data pulled from millions of data sets along the latest technology we have successfully concluded which sex is harder to raise. The the answer is BOYS! There you go. The answer is difiniti…er…
Which is better: Parenting When you’re Young and Broke or Old and Tired? - Ep 41
Nov 7, 2019 • 59 min
Ever think that you had kids at the wrong time in your life? If only you had them earlier you wouldn’t be so damned tired all the time. Then again, if you had them any younger youd’ve lost your formative party years when you were on the scene crushing it…
Dad Bods: The Ultimate Guide for Parents Trying to Keep Fit, or not, After Kids - Ep 40
Oct 31, 2019 • 65 min
So what is a dad bod? Is it an echo of your former body before you had kids just a lot softer and rounder? Yes. Are people in to dad bods? Yes, mainly dads but also some people who live on the fringes of our society. Once again we have to thank the…
Is Halloween Just for Kids? Yes, is the Answer to that Question - Ep39
Oct 24, 2019 • 71 min
As an adult, what’s not to like about Halloween? All you have to do is simply click any buy your kid a costume in a bag. Easy. Oh wait, you mean the night before they don’t want to be an Avenger anymore they want to be a ghost. Just a regular ghost. No…
Antivax? More like AntiFACTS, amirite? Hahaha …Sorry ๐Ÿคฆ - Ep 38
Oct 17, 2019 • 68 min
How did we get here??! It’s almost 2020. We should be traveling around in flying cars wearing well tailored, monochromatic jumpsuits, but instead we’re trying to convince people that they need to vaccinate their kids and that the earth is round. What’s…
Scheduling Your Life Around Your Kid’s Activities: SPOLER: It Blows! - Ep 37
Oct 10, 2019 • 60 min
Remember that time you wanted to go out to do that thing? Well, you can’t. You have soccer practice. Then you need to pick up your other kid at dance. No, wait, it’s Tuesday! Soccer’s tomorrow! You need to get little Timmy from Karate BUT THAT WAS 20 MINS…
Kids TV Shows: Annoying Theme Song Edition - Ep36
Oct 3, 2019 • 65 min
WARNING: This episode may contain theme tunes that you cannot get out of your head! There a few kids shows out there that are actually good *cough* Yo Gabba Gabba *cough*. But most fall onto the heap as just bland, non sensical, vehicles to sell…
Hypocritical Parenting: Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep 35
Sep 26, 2019 • 59 min
Me: Put your phone down! My Kid: You put YOUR phone down. [5 pts away from my high score] Me: I’m working on an email!! As parents are we the ones who are wrong for saying one thing then doing another? No. NO! It’s the KIDS that are wrong! It’s our job to…
Potty Training: It’s a World of S**t - Ep34
Sep 19, 2019 • 73 min
Potty training has to be the best part of parenting. It has a little bit of everything, crying, shouting, lying - all things you’ll do to get out of training your kid to use the potty. So, are you are “shamer” (let them make a mess and deal with the…
I Have a Favorite Kid and So do You. Admit It! - Ep 33
Sep 12, 2019 • 55 min
“Pfft, I don’t have a favorite kid” you say as you nervously laugh laugh it off and look down at the ground. Congratulations, you played yourself, cause ya do. Those who have one one kid you’re going to have to sit this one out - though Mike and Peter…
Back to School: The Day We’ve All Been Waiting For! - Ep32
Sep 5, 2019 • 61 min
WE DID IT!!!! We made it through another summer. I know you’re going to miss screaming the “stop fighting with your brother!” and “What do you mean the beach is boring?” and “how is it possible to play Roblox for 8 straight hours!?” Well, my friends,…
Are We Better Parents than Our Parents? - Parenting Then Vs Now - Ep31
Aug 29, 2019 • 64 min
Car seats, kids water bottles, calling parents by their first names - all things that never existed when we were growing up. When we took car trips as kids the highlight was riding facing backwards in the station wagon with one working lap belt. But now,…
Everything You Wanted to Know About the Dad and Buried Podcast - Ep 30
Aug 22, 2019 • 77 min
It’s our 30th episode so we decided to do something a little different. We (Mike) wanted to let you guys ask questions in this very special “mail bag” (or male bag) episode. Do you guys ask some really good questions? Yes. Do we do a good job of answering…
Parenting Double Standards: Just Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep29
Aug 15, 2019 • 65 min
Have you every tried to get your kids to eat a food that you don’t like cause it’s good for them *cough* peas *cough*? Or how about told your kids no screen time as you’re scrolling through your feed? Ok so we’re all jerks, what’s new? 1) don’t let these…
Being the Favorite Parent is the Best of Times and the Worst of Times - Ep28
Aug 8, 2019 • 57 min
Ok, so you’re your kid’s favorite parent. Congrats! But there’s a dark underside. Much like a dealer (you) selling to an strung out addict (your kid) looking to score one more hit, in this case being next to you. Unlike a dealer, you don’t get any money…
The Truth About Parenting: A Dad’s Perspective - Ep 27
Aug 1, 2019 • 61 min
There’s a lot of parental sugar-coating going on. From ads with parents smiling while wiping up messes to IG accounts filled with beautiful families sitting around a table eating. What you don’t see is the strung out parents screaming at crying kids…
Why Won’t These Kids EAT?!: Picky Eaters Edition - Ep 26
Jul 25, 2019 • 62 min
Trying to get kids to eat so they can stay alive can be one of the most frustrating things a parent can do. Sprinkle in a little attitude and add a dollop of ungratefulness and you got the perfect recipe for yelling at mealtime. You don’t want to eat?…
What Happens When You Try to Raise Kids with Two Different Parenting Styles? - Ep 25
Jul 18, 2019 • 50 min
Have you ever been in the middle of disciplining your kid when your spouse comes over and immediately undercuts any shred of authoritah you might have? It might go something like this “Oh relax. The kids are just having fun. Kids, don’t worry about it.”…
The Ultimate Guide to Helicopter Parents - Ep24
Jul 4, 2019 • 49 min
Do you feel the itching, burning desire to control every aspect of your kid’s life? Well, you too may be what doctors refer to as a “Helicopter Parent.” In this episode Mike and Pete cover off on what makes this most annoying kind of parent. Support us ๐Ÿ™…
Is Raising Kids Near Family a Good Idea? - Ep 23
Jun 27, 2019 • 41 min
Is it better to raise kids near family or far…far away? How much is free baby sitting really worth? It’s great that your kids are close to their grandparents, but when they come over do they really always have to comment about the Led Zeppelin poster…
Summertime vs School Year: The Winner is Obvious
Jun 20, 2019 • 45 min
๐ŸŽถSchools out for summer! ๐ŸŽถ A phrase at one time filled your heart with the excitement of endless possibilities that lay ahead. Now that you have a kid, there’s nothing but dread at the time and expense of all of those aforementioned possibilities. Mike…
Father’s Day - Like Mother’s Day, but for Dads!
Jun 13, 2019 • 36 min
If you’re a Dad then you’ve been waiting for this day all year. At least one day a year where your family has to grudgingly pretend to listen to you. IT’S MAGNIFICENT!!!…Unless you’re Mike and you don’t care and to you it’s just another day, which is…
How to Discipline Your Kid In 33 Easy Steps
Jun 11, 2019 • 53 min
Have you ever been dead ass stared down by your toddler after you told them to go to their room? Only to start counting, “1”, “2”…and get stalled at “2 and a half” cause your kid just ain’t moving? Well that’s never happened to Mike and Pete. They know…
Organizing and Attending Kids Birthday Parties: A Treatise - Ep19 | Dad and Buried
May 30, 2019 • 44 min
Anyone who doesn’t think kids parties are brutal has never been to a 1yr old birthday, in an 700 sq ft apt, with no alcohol. Freshly triggered by recent birthday party experiences Mike and Pete dive deep (read: complain about them). It’s another…
The Playtime Paradox: How Can ‘Playing’ Suck So Much? - Ep 18 | Dad and Buried
May 23, 2019 • 49 min
Playground, playspaces, playdates all sound fun because they have the word `play` in them. But don’t be fooled all of these can suck hard. Speaking of sucking hard, Mike and Pete explore the topic with incredible insight and tact. Like are playspace…
Are Pet Moms the Same as Human Moms? Also, What’s Wrong with Everyone?
May 16, 2019 • 39 min
Pete knew nothing about the Pet Mom controversy that Mike started when he trolled his followers on his IG account. Mike said that Pet Moms are not the same as Human Moms. Now, fully educated in the matter, Peter WISHES he never heard of the Pet Mom…
Best Mother’s Day Gift Idea: A Day with No Kids
May 9, 2019 • 36 min
Mom’s only want one thing this Mother’s Day, and it’s disgusting - a day without any kids. Through extensive research scientists have discovered that a little bit of effort goes a long way. So don’t forget the flowers, the card and the breakfast in bed,…
Traveling with Kids FUN TIMES!!!
May 2, 2019 • 52 min
In order to go on vacation with kids you need to travel with kids. It’s a vicious cycle that needs to solved! In this episode Pete’s most recent travel experience with his kids has led him to try and push legislation through allowing parents to freely…
Working Parents vs Stay At Home Who Has it Better? Ha, No one!
Apr 25, 2019 • 31 min
Who has it easier working parents or the stay at home ones? What a wonderful question. These are the wonderful kind of riddles or games we play as parents. They’re great because there are no winners just losers. Losers who are now in a huge fight. In this…
How Much Do Kids Cost? All ๐Ÿ‘The ๐Ÿ‘Money๐Ÿ‘
Apr 18, 2019 • 48 min
Kids cost money. PERIOD. Just how much money do kids cost? We’ll tell you. Or will we? We don’t know, we’re not very good at this. All we know is that If you like spending money then KIDS are the answer! Diapers, food, clothes, school, daycare, sitters,…
Suburbs vs the City: Where’s the Best Place to Raise Kids?…It’s the City
Apr 11, 2019 • 35 min
If you’re trying to figure out if you should raise your kids in the city or in the suburbs, then we have the definitive guide. To be clear, it’s at home on our bookshelf. None of that useful information is in this episode. What IS in this episode is a…
Are Sports Really Good for Kids? Who Cares, They’re Bad for Parents
Apr 4, 2019 • 40 min
Once your kids reach a certain age the weekend = SPORTS! Do kids like playing sports? Maybe. Who knows? We’re too busy shuttling them from game to game, practice to practice. It takes up time during the week. It takes up time during the weekend. 7:30a…
Go the F**k to Sleep - Bedtime: The ordeal of getting your kids to bed
Mar 28, 2019 • 49 min
We’ve read the book. We’ve seen the movie. Worst of all we live it everyday. How do we get these kids to go the f**k to sleep after a long day. One thing we know for sure because science has proven it, is the MORE you want/need your kids to go to bed the…
Is Drinking Really Necessary for Parents? Yes, Obviously
Mar 21, 2019 • 41 min
As parents all we need is something to take the edge off. Our kids aren’t going to give us a break so we need to create breaks. One way and pretty much the only way to do that is with sweet, sweet alcohol. On this episode Mike drinks and nothing weird…
Swearing Around Your Kids and Other Bad Habits
Mar 14, 2019 • 34 min
Swearing. C’umon, we’ve all done it. Ok well maybe not ALL parents but at least the sane ones, the normal ones. Those who don’t are on a different path. Remains to be seen whether it’s a better one. This is one of many bad habits that shape and mold these…
The Horror of Taking Kids to Restaurants
Mar 7, 2019 • 40 min
What are we thinking taking these kids to restaurants? It’s like yelling at home, but in front of people through your teeth. From packing a bag full of toys to making sure you have a plethora of screens we cover all the angles. When in doubt what to bring…
Screen Time for Kids: We All Scream for Screen Time
Feb 28, 2019 • 37 min
Screen time, the cause of and solution to all of parents problems. Mahatma Gandhi said that - TRUE FACT! Okay, so how much screen time is good for kids and more importantly how much screen time is good of us Moms and Dads? Spoiler, it’s a lot. Welcome to…
Sick Kids Edition: Stomach bugs to colds we cover it all in gross detail
Feb 22, 2019 • 41 min
You know that thick trail of thick green mucus that constantly hangs from your kids nose for three weeks? Yeah, of course you do. It haunts your dreams and makes you furious every time you see them. Good luck trying to get them to blow their nose. Ohhh…
Valentine’s Day is the “IBS” of holidays for parents
Feb 22, 2019 • 37 min
Valentine’s Day is the IBS of holidays. FACT. Why? It’s irritating, it’s a syndrome and the dislike comes from deep within our bowels. There’s many reasons to hate Valentine’s Day and we list them all. We uncover the fact that Valentine’s Day is just a…
Co-Sleeping With Your Kid, Should You Do It? Nope!
Feb 13, 2019 • 32 min
Okay, real talk? Sleep is the currency of us parents. Why would you trade a good night’s sleep for the sake of your kid. It just doesn’t make sense! Look, we get it. It may seem like a good idea at the time and your kids may even pressure you into it. But…
Don’t Bring Kids to a Super Bowl Party, That’s Crazy
Feb 13, 2019 • 32 min
The Super Bowl is like, well, the Super Bowl for dads. Food, drinking, and, god willing, a great game. Unfortunately, we have kids. “Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad? Dad?? Dad!? Dad!!! Dad, I want to watch Paw Patrol.” FML! —————— Fellow Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU!…
The Worst Advice for Dads
Feb 10, 2019 • 36 min
If you’re a dad then you’ve been the recipient of unsolicited parenting advice. It sucks. We expose the truth about how bad it sucks and destroy some half-shirt kids along the way. WE NEED YOU! Please support us on Patreon…