The Rude Urban Truth

The Rude Urban Truth

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People claim to want the truth, but they haven’t heard ours yet.


27: You Ain’t Eeeeeen Got $20
Aug 14 • 73 min
Whew! Talk about Black Magic Women! Missy, Simone Biles and then seeing other tennis players talk about how amazing Serena Williams is and the impact that she has had on the sport. Y'all better stand up and respect these queens! We also discuss the…
26: Yo, It Looked Like An Innie!
Aug 7 • 85 min
*Gasp But then JB said, "The first thing I'd do is play with it." This episode, we cover a number of things from the passing of literary legend, Toni Morrison, the recent string of mass shootings, and Blue Ivy charting on the Billboard Hot 100. Then,…
25: Ain’t No Kids, Bih!
Jul 31 • 72 min
Auntie: When you gone bring yo momma home some grandbabies? Us: When you gone start minding your business? Okay, so maybe we didn't say it, but we are definitely thinking it. In this week's episode, we discuss the Nicole Murphy kissing scandal, the…
24: But You Not My Girl, Doe!
Jul 24 • 63 min
Mann, you mean to tell me that this whooooole time Urban Laughter's black card been expired?! Her knowledge of black music is tested with a little quiz, and I'll just say…she didn't get them all right! We also discussed the beautiful black woman that is…
23: Toxic AF
Jul 17 • 78 min
"And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxicccccc?!" Swings blonde bundles. First of all, we don't love anything about you being toxic, but you'll love us talking about it. We dive deep into two topics during our Rude Talk segment: (1) The…
22: She’s My Ariel, Heaux
Jul 10 • 63 min
Just in case you didn't know or wouldn't have guessed it, #ShesOurAriel ! Shout out to #HalleBailey for being cast as Ariel in the live action version of The Little Mermaid. Stay mad if you don't like it, but she's here to stay. We also do a recap of our…
21: Porn & Relationships - Cum One, Cum All
Jul 3 • 61 min
Whew chillay! It is HOT! But y'all asked for this so stop complaining. This week, we introduce our new Beautiful Black Business of the Month for July - Brittany Regis Healing. Definitely check out her social media for all of your holistic needs. We are…
20: What’s The 411, Bawheads!
Jun 26 • 63 min
"Real Love…dum dum dum dum dum dum, I'm searching for a real loveeeee…" Stop playing. You know y'all sing the background music, too! And if you don't…you ain't doing it right and should be ashamed! We still on our #MaryJBlige high after she was honored on…
19: This One Is For All My Dusty Heauxs
Jun 19 • 52 min
It is always the dusty ones that have a lot to say, ain't it? During our Rude Talk section of the episode, we dive into the people who have the gall and audacity to talk negatively about people when they are in the same boat. We also discuss the racist…
18: Black Magic Women
Jun 12 • 70 min
"Standing here looking out my windowwww. My nights are long and my days are cold because I don't have foood" or whatever Case said. And we're backkkk with another episode of The Rude Urban Truth. This week we discuss Black Magic Women: Serena Williams,…
17: Fuck You, Linda Fairstein!
Jun 5 • 76 min
Psst! Its us, again! We're back with another episode full of all kinds of black magic, pride talk, and an in depth discussion about the new Netflix series, When They See Us, that provides us with powerful and emotionally triggering account of what the…
16: Hey Lil Mama, Lemme Whisper In Ya Ear
May 29 • 56 min
In this episode, we keep it raw and real with the emotion and mistakes we’ve made while dating and being in relationships.
15: It Was All A Dream
May 22 • 79 min
We backkkkk with another episode of TRUT. JB and Urban Laughter dive into headline news like the daughter of "Bitch Ass R. Kelly" having to drop out of school because her tuition wasn't being paid anymore, this whole nasty ass leg washing debate, recent…
14: Hatin’ @$$ Ninja Turtles
May 15 • 80 min
Whew, people were in rare form this week. This week, we talkin' graduation, no 'Ye (Shout out to guest host, Beej) and when a hating heaux dislikes you and her little ugly friends dislike you too. We also touch on the backlash that Ayesha Curry caught…
13: Y’all Better Recognize A Queen!
May 8 • 80 min
Ooo, you smell that? snifffffff That's the smell of black magic and excellence! During this week's episode, we honor our three black queens who swept all of the Miss EVERYTHING pageants. Y'all…Beh…Duh…Do…IT! We spoil the End Game movie and the last two…
12: Lil Syrup On The Track, Heaux
May 1 • 85 min
BFE on the track, heaux! Lil Syrup on the track, heaux! And we are back!! Bringin' you another episode of The Rude Urban Truth. Beej from Be Free Entertainment is in the building! The exchanges between him and Urban Laughter were priceless. During this…
11: I Was Gettin’ To The Money
Apr 24 • 83 min
And we're bahk! (Yes, bahk). Another week has come so OF COURSE we have a ✨NEW✨ episode. We’re talking #Beyonce and her #Netflix special #Homecoming (of course), #Kanye and that #IsleyBrothers praise n’ worship he’s been calling “Church” and an Urbanomics…
10: Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!
Apr 17 • 108 min
Get ready, bawheads. This one was a little longer, but it was great. With Episode 10, we bring you all kinds of goodness. First, welcome to the new look of The Rude Urban Truth. Then, we have two guests, Crystal and Aerial, who are twins that both have…
9: Rude POV (featuring DoveKat of Black Girl POV podcast)
Apr 10 • 87 min
This week we are joined by guest co-host, DoveKat, a native of North Carolina, hailing from JB’s hometown of Kinston and co-host of Black Girl POV Podcast. We're talking ignant Kodak Black and his crude comments regarding Lauren London in the wake of…
8: RIP Neighborhood Nip
Apr 3 • 60 min
The Hip Hop world and the black community lost a good man in Nipsey Hussle over some dumb ish this week and The Rude Urban Truth felt it. JB felt like it was important to explain that a person's dislike for a misunderstanding that he said should not…
Urbanomics 104: Just Be Straight Up!
Apr 1 • 62 min
Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Oh, oh, oh. That’s really what this episode is about. The dating scene and not setting accurate expectations for what YOU want. We also highlight the need for black men to stand up more for…
7: My Name Is Humpty
Mar 27 • 72 min
Yo, this is JB. Urban Laughter is a whole ass fool. You will see why when you listen. Aside from that, we tackle a number of topics like how I believe that Beyonce will be dropping a new album soon. I feel it in my spirit. We also discuss Daniel Caesar…
Urbanomics 103: These Hands Got Labels
Mar 25 • 57 min
Queens and Kings, you still dealing with trash telling you that they don’t do labels or hitting you late at night with the “You up?” or “Hey Big Head!” text? My Queen, My King…stop ignoring the signs. These are pretty apparent signs of a Fuck Boy or Fuck…
6: You Lookin’ Real Radioactive, Heaux
Mar 20 • 52 min
Stop it! Just stop it! All that bronzer ain’t good for your health, Queen. During this week’s episode, we discuss the fuck boy quality that Rich displayed while Mariahlynn was on TV embarrassing herself, the return of Baby Phat & JB’s desire to possibly…
Urbanomics 102: You Gotta Pay to Play
Mar 18 • 57 min
Get your notebooks out, your pens ready, and your ears open. This week, with handmade parts and scruffy beards, Urban Laughter and JB discuss a situation a listener is going through where she is trying to find herself in the middle of a bad sidechick…
5: Congrats Bilbo Baggi….J.Lo
Mar 13 • 59 min
J. Lo is officially the Lord of the Rings….she is officially one stone from having all six Infinity Stones…she is officially…well you get the idea. Urban Laughter and JB discuss, while slightly tipsy, J. Lo’s recent engagement to A. Rod, more BitchAss…
Urbanomics 101: I Got Fiveeee On It
Mar 11 • 58 min
Cents, that is. Think of Urbanomics as Oprah's Masterclass… but without the class. This is our input on the current status of all things, as only we can tell it. This week's Urbanomics lesson is regarding the status of dating in the millennium. Urbanomics…
4: #BlackTwitterWinsAgain
Mar 6 • 57 min
Another week, another episode of blasphemous truths as only Urban Laughter and JB can tell them. This week we have a bucket full of white tears, the Jordyn-Kardashian Kalamity, Cardi B ignoring everything she learned in Wig Placement 101, bitch ass R.…
3: Pissin’ Your Money Away
Feb 27 • 42 min
In this week’s episode, Urban Laughter and JB discuss the charges against Jussie Smollet, R. Kelly pissin’ away his money and being unable to post bail, delusional tax money Queens, and parental reads all while UL’s blackness is brought to question. Our…
2: Hoppin’ Out The Odyssey
Feb 20 • 47 min
Back with the second episode, Urban Laughter and JB trade insults all while discussing hot topics like Colin Kap reaching a deal with the NFL, Monique and Trash Harvey, Urban Laughter lying about her Gucci scent, Jussie Smollett and more. Our Beautiful…
1: Hey Bawheads
Feb 15 • 50 min
In the official first episode of The Rude Urban Truth, you’re introduced to Urban Laughter and JB as they discuss the Grammys, the death of aspiring rapper Willie Bo, and other moments from the past week all while insulting each other along the way. The…
Introduction to the Podcast
Feb 6 • 0 min
Who are we and what can you expect from The Rude Urban Truth? Everything can be found here.