Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

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A comedy podcast based around a generally uninformed, irrelevant chat. Half-remembered facts & niche pop culture aplenty.


“He stole Spit the Dog…”
Dec 2 • 52 min
Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen’s website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is a weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen…
“Tim Roth heckled my singing…”
Nov 17 • 63 min
In this episode: Stephen tells the team about his incredibly embarrassing incident with Hollywood actor Tim Roth, and how his purchase of a piano accidentally lead him and Ryan to unfortunately recreate, what can only be described as, “a Laurel and Hardy…
“Once again, I am not a Peeping Tom…”
Nov 10 • 44 min
In this episode: Unfortunately for Stephen, the team starts this week with an extended discussion about his height, and how his actual measurements differ from his professional ones. In an effort to move the conversation forward, Stephen tells them about…
“Stage fright or stood with c*ck out?”
Nov 2 • 54 min
In this episode: Stephen tells the team about his issue with urinal stage fright, and how it has lead to some particularly awkward situations. Ryan regales how he happened upon a pirate themed bar and questions the life-choices grown men must make to find…
“I slept in Mother Teresa’s bed…”
Oct 26 • 55 min
In this episode: Halloween week is upon us and Dodging Death embrace the spooky season with some terrifying anecdotes. Producer Paul tells the team about the man who accosted his girlfriend at her front door; Stephen reveals the reason his beautician is…
“I was duped by a duelling pianist..”
Oct 20 • 60 min
In this episode: Producer Paul returns after three whole months out of the studio to find it’s all change at Dodging Death. Stephen regales stories from his travels, including how he found himself having Caviar in bed and the time he stayed at the Airbnb…
“I needed to give Ryan a burp…”
Oct 13 • 51 min
In this episode: After a surprise extended hiatus, the team are back and take the opportunity to catch-up on what each other have been up to in the previous few weeks. Stephen tells them about his disastrous trip to a wax museum in Barcelona, and the…
“That fella made my stripper suit…”
Aug 19 • 61 min
In this episode: The Dodging Death Team are recovering from the big wedding and discuss the antics of the night before - including how they kicked things off on the dance floor with an embarrassing version of the Australian equivalent to ‘La Macarena.’…
“Gossiping in a jacuzzi with old ladies…”
Aug 12 • 48 min
In this episode: Dodging Death has fully embraced wedding season as Stephen regales anecdotes from his time as a wedding magician, including when he saw a disastrous attempt to make a real eagle part of the ceremony (indoors!), and experienced a butterfly…
“I sympathise with goths in summer…”
Aug 4 • 66 min
In this episode: The summer heatwave has continued and the team wonders how difficult it must be to be a goth in the warmer conditions. Stephen is back from another trip away where he had a sighting of the rare creature known as ‘Big Mike’, when he…
“I was in a room with Mr. Methane…”
Jul 27 • 69 min
In this episode: Grass pollen season is in full flow and Ryan disastrously tries to use it as an opportunity to demonstrate his party piece of sneezing on demand - something which backfires in typically spectacular fashion. Stephen tells us about the time…
“I eavesdropped on Richard and Judy…”
Jul 21 • 64 min
You can now watch Dodging Death! We’ve started filming the show so you can see us talk shite, as well as listen! Check us out at: www.DodgingDeathPodcast.com In this episode: Stephen has returned from another escapade around Europe and talks about aLes…
“Finally, I got my shoulder barge revenge…”
Jul 7 • 62 min
This week’s episode of Dodging Death sees a whole new change of formula! Ryan shambolically tries to open the show and Stephen hosts two new features; including ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Ry’ and ‘Operation Wheel Steal,’ where we see how many of the…
“This could be my Paula Radcliffe moment…”
Jun 30 • 55 min
Summer has finally arrived, but despite the sweltering heat the Dodging Death team still recorded for your entertainment (we hope, anyway). In this episode: Ryan travels back in time by way of the sweet treat and recounts how he almost embodied the spirit…
“I Googled escargot near me…”
Jun 23 • 55 min
In this episode: Ryan tells the frightening tale of how he was awoken by a furry intruder. Josh returns and regales the time he experienced the revolutionary spirit of the French whilst working in Paris; and Stephen tells the team about how he found…
“I’m like Camembert for the mosquito…”
Jun 16 • 68 min
After a little hiatus, Dodging Death is back! In this episode: Ryan reports back about his odyssey to Madrid for the Champions League final where he eventually caught the game through a hotel room window and was forced to stay the night on a communal…
“I was struck by cherry tomato shrapnel…”
May 25 • 80 min
In this episode: Stephen returns from his travels and tells the team how he felt at home in the pretension of Venice, and the time he was bald in Turkey, awaiting treatment from the mysterious Dr Koray. Ryan talks about the time he briefly became a…
“Sean Connery knocked on the door holding milk…”
May 19 • 60 min
In this episode: Ryan talks about the dramatic lengths he’s willing to go to find a bed to sleep in while visiting Madrid; along with the bizarre connection he shares exclusively with Jessica Alba. Stephen talks about just how terribly his fitness regime…
“So, I was on a Swingers Cruise…”
May 12 • 63 min
In this episode: Stephen talks about the time he was on a ’swingers cruise,’ and the anarchy that ensues when 3,500 promiscuous couples head out to sea. He talks about his wildly misjudged purchase of a denim jacket, and going for a medical exam with a…
“The betrayal of Chris Tarrant…”
May 5 • 60 min
In this episode: Paul is off on one of his escapades, so Stephen and Ryan are joined by Producer Josh, who tells them about his recent, disastrous experience with a one-man band. Ryan talks about making his TV debut, alongside Trevor McDonald, and how…
“The arrogance of Mr. Kipling…”
Apr 27 • 63 min
In this episode: Stephen talks about accidentally finding himself in Rome on Easter Sunday and doing everything possible to avoid the Catholics! Ryan tells the guys about having yet another near death experience; his Chinese buffet catastrophe and the…
“I sold Bobby Davro a second hand suit once…”
Apr 21 • 53 min
In this episode: Stephen tells the guys about accidentally AirDropping a photo of himself to a stranger, and selling Bobby Davro a second hand suit; Ryan reveals that he saw Wagner, star of the ‘X-Factor’, live and in-the-flesh at a Christening in his…
“Car burglars are a trusting bunch…”
Apr 14 • 61 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan discuss the naïveté of car burglars; Stephen talks about the time he hired an ‘energy expert’ to get rid of his fear of spiders; Ryan tells him about meeting a man called Damien and how he thought the name would have died…
“It all started with a d*ck flick…”
Apr 6 • 63 min
In this episode: Ryan and Paul tell Stephen about their disastrous quiz going experience with Chris Kamara; they talk about the time they smuggled cannolis into the theatre to eat during a terrible performance; embarrassing toilet experiences and the time…
“Nothing good ever happens in Rhyl…”
Apr 1 • 63 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about their lowest life moments… all of which happened in Rhyl; Ryan’s heavily misjudged chambray shirt; Stephen’s short-lived attempt at veganism and the most staggering way he’s ever quit a job; Ryan finally…
“It’s Elton John-fidential…”
Mar 25 • 66 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about loitering outside McDonalds with wine; Stephen undoubtedly being a member of the ‘Prawn Sandwich Brigade’; the Queen on Instagram; Elton John’s mother; finally going on their ‘coffee-crawl’ and meeting…
“That’s when the Craft Beer Jesus arrived…”
Mar 18 • 65 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the time when they were nearly child stars; Ryan talks about his disastrous beer festival experience; Stephen talks about his quest for a free iced coffee and how it, as always, totally backfired; they discuss…
“Honestly, Free Willie was a robot…”
Mar 11 • 62 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the ridiculousness of Ryan’s latest ruse; the bizarre thing that Stephen saw a lady drinking out of in public; the best heckle you’ll ever hear and the team’s unfortunate run-ins with buskers! Producer Paul…
“So, we met the Deal or No Deal Banker…”
Mar 4 • 59 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the terrifying rise of Dickensian diseases, and how they live in daily fear of gout. They talk about the time they met the actual banker from ‘Deal or No Deal,’ and how Ryan is still yet to drive anywhere…
“It’s because I’m a magician…”
Feb 25 • 65 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan talk, at length, about Stephen’s shaft… which isn’t quite what it seems. They also talk about Ryan’s new Huawei phone and how he is possibly now being tracked by the Chinese government; along with his recent ‘joggers…
“The most menacing librarian I’ve ever seen…”
Feb 18 • 56 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about subtly reading knuckle tattoos on the train, Stephen’s recent flight back from Tahiti, the perils of TK Maxx and much more! They also try a new feature: ‘Wiki Williams!’ Follow us on Instagram:…
“I fell victim to a rogue bin man…”
Feb 11 • 84 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about Ryan’s recent driving tests and his run in with a maverick bin man; Stephen’s new apartment and his disastrous personal training session; a panicked WhatsApp call whilst hidden in a toilet cubical and much…
“Those famously competitive bus drivers…”
Jan 25 • 85 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about celebrity builder Nick Knowles, Ryan’s latest health kick, Stephen’s one and only experience on the bus and much more! They also try two new features - The Ryan Sleeps Tonight and SWJR on ASMR! Follow us on…