Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

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Two Star Wars-obsessed Chicagoans discuss everyone’s favorite galaxy far, far away in this bi-weekly happy hour podcast. From the films to the novels and everything in between, hosts Alyce and Laura get you up to date on the latest Star Wars news, complete with some minor wine-induced garbling. Grab your favorite beverage and get toasted with Alyce and Laura. Email us at forcetoastpod@gmail.com


41: Eau de Man and Wet Dog
Aug 11 • 71 min
The one where we window shop for Star Wars props. Stick an umbrella in your cocktail and tell the theatre kids to tone it down in Episode 41 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
40: The Bad B*tches
Jul 28 • 61 min
The one where our little show is all grown up and is ready to get a job of its own! Buy us a coffee and sign up for Beard Watch in Episode 40 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
39: Baby Yodios
Jul 14 • 78 min
The one where we demand that Disney #ReleaseTheKedpinCut. Pour yourself a bowl of nutritious Baby Yodios as part of a balanced breakfast in Episode 39 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
38: That’s Not a Real Plant
Jun 30 • 72 min
The one where Galen Erso better have our money. Come for the dumbest Star Wars rumor we’ve ever heard and stay for boobs, birth control, and Beavis and Butthead in Episode 38 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
37: Without Incident
Jun 16 • 70 min
The one where we dive into the Handmaiden Handemonium of Queen’s Peril! It ain’t no party unless it’s a Mario Party in Episode 37 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
36: Coors Lights Out
Jun 4 • 74 min
The one where we celebrate a victory! Brush up on your useless vocabulary and say good-bye to your horse in Episode 36 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
35: The Clone Wars But Sexy
May 19 • 96 min
The one where we worship Taika Waititi and bitch about Boba Fett. Don’t whiz on the electric fence, just listen to Episode 35 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
34: Bo & Ahsoka’s Infinite Playlist
May 5 • 117 min
The one where we swap out Marsden for Maul! It’s Maul Watch! Grab a margarita and hold your sweet baby droids close while you rage to Episode 34 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
33: Hit It and Quit It
Apr 21 • 79 min
The one with all the Skarsgards. Cancel your cons, stay inside and wear a mask while listening to Episode 33 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour!
32: Clear Nastiness
Apr 7 • 112 min
The one where we get hairy and make balloon animals. Corrupt your children with an explicit podcast done by two drunk girls and roll out to Episode 32 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
31: NOW That’s What I Call Shoplifting!
Mar 24 • 130 min
The one where we commit crimes and discuss Star Wars. Sing a little tune and scrub your hands til they’re as raw as Episode 31 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
30: Nah, Bish
Mar 10 • 113 min
The one where we come on down to Star Wars town and invite EVERYONE to the not-so-exclusive, no-so-late-night press conference reveal of Episode 30 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
29: 3 Words: I Got It, Lady
Feb 25 • 123 min
The one where there’s not a lot of news but there’s A LOT to recap! Grab some TP for your bunghole and miscount the number of words in Episode 29 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
Recap on Tap: The Clone Wars Seasons 5 & 6
Feb 19 • 151 min
The one where our Clone Wars recap bonus series goes out with a BANE (get it?) with seasons 5 and 6 of the OG in Star Wars animation. It’s Part 3 of the Clone Wars Bonus Series of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
28: A Toast to Year One
Feb 11 • 136 min
The one where we party like it’s our birthday… because it is! Put on your party pants and chug the nastiest beer you can find to the ramblings of Episode 28 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
Recap on Tap: The Clone Wars Seasons 3 & 4
Feb 7 • 171 min
The one where we pick up where we left off: Seasons 3 and 4 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars! It’s Part 2 of the Clone Wars Bonus Series of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour!
27: Fishy As Folk
Jan 28 • 106 min
Recap on Tap: The Clone Wars Seasons 1 & 2
Jan 23 • 91 min
The one where we skip the movie and jump right into Seasons 1 and 2 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars! It’s Episode 1 of the Clone Wars Bonus Series of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour!
26: The Rise of Skylo
Jan 14 • 114 min
The one where we discuss the aftermath of The Rise of Skywalker and so many rumors! Join the flight fleet and saddle up for Episode 26 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
25: The Rise of Skywalker: Full Spoilers
Dec 31, 2019 • 92 min
The one where we do our SPOILER-HEAVY recap and review of The Rise of Skywalker. Grab your giant rolodex and flip to Episode 25 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
24: Meesa Venisa
Dec 17, 2019 • 137 min
The one where Laura gets lit and Alyce battles germs. The Rise of Skywalker is SO CLOSE so get your Star Wars fix with Episode 24 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
23: 2 Frozen 2 Furious
Dec 3, 2019 • 124 min
The one where we play catch-up on The Rise of Photos, TV Spots and Posters for TROS. Shrug off your coat and peacock for Kylo with Episode 23 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
Double Shot Bonus: Maul in Rebels with Blue Bantha Milk Co.
Nov 19, 2019 • 75 min
The one where we double up on Force Toast content and present to you an interview with Mat of the Blue Bantha Milk Co YouTube channel and the audio from our guest spot on BBMCo’s The Road to IX series
Double Shot Bonus: A Ship Ton of Trailer Fun with Jammed Transmissions
Nov 19, 2019 • 111 min
The one where we invite Pete and Josh from Jammed Transmissions to play a game of Where’s Waldo with the final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker - except Waldo is actually Chewbacca and Hera Syndulla. YEAAAAAAEEEEEEE LIVE ACTION (because Kentucky)!
22: Battle of the Buzzers
Nov 5, 2019 • 102 min
The one where we cut to the chase and spoil the Schmoedown! Obi-Wan series, The Mando trailer, and a special guest for Star Wars trivia! Go live happily ever after on Akiva with Episode 22 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
21: Pump Pump Done
Oct 22, 2019 • 104 min
The one where we return from LA and record a Star Wars podcast the Friday before the #TROS trailer drops. Mass block all of your followers and pump pump to Episode 21 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
20: All You Need is Log
Oct 8, 2019 • 96 min
The one where Force Toast turns 20 and gets ready to head to Hollywood. Sew your mouth shut and get a face tattoo to the sweet sounds of Episode 20 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
19: Balls to the Wall with Weird
Sep 24, 2019 • 101 min
The one where we get weird and bombard Laura with trivia. Cover yourself in matching denim and chow down on some rocks with Episode 19 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
18: May the Spires Bleep You
Sep 10, 2019 • 80 min
The one where we elevate our pinkies to discuss EW’s coverage of The Mandalorian, trying to get coke past the TSA, and the Galaxy’s Edge novels before we utterly destroy each other in trivia. Pinkies up for Episode 18 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy…
17: Mrs Kenobi If You’re Nasty
Aug 27, 2019 • 103 min
The one where we lose our damn minds with Star Wars news overload. Thanks, D23 Expo! Buckle up, baby, because we have A LOT to catch up on in Episode 17 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
16: The Trooper Tuck
Aug 13, 2019 • 77 min
The one where we return from our summer travels, catch up on what Star Wars has in store for the fall and theorize about TROS. Try not to piss yourself in an airport when you board Flight 16 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
15: Alphabet Squadron: Baby Got Björk
Jul 30, 2019 • 105 min
The one where we travel back in time a few weeks, read Alphabet Squadron and try our darndest to recap/theorize/discuss it for your listening pleasure. Mix up a cocktail of rum and champagne (not really, gross) and chase it with Episode 15 of Force Toast:…
14: From a Slurtain Point of View
Jul 16, 2019 • 91 min
The one where we wait patiently for any worthwhile Star Wars news and don’t complain about the lack there of at all. GTFO and go suck on the teat of Episode 14 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.
13: Star Wars Heart On
Jul 2, 2019 • 78 min
The one where we catch up on news/rumor debunking on The Rise of Skywalker and Jedi: Fallen Order, discuss conventions and answer listener questions. Grab a friend to stand over your shoulder while you tune into Episode 13 of Force Toast: A Star Wars…
12: Ice Balls and Joysticks
Jun 18, 2019 • 99 min
The one where we pretend to be a nature documentary for a bit, discuss Jedi: Fallen Order, plan for Star Wars Celebration Anaheim and tackle some listener questions and voicemails. Tell your chiropractor to stop telling dick jokes and enjoy the sweet…
11: A Sporkful of Dooku
Jun 4, 2019 • 88 min
The one where we discuss the characters of Alphabet Squadron as revealed recently by Del Rey Books and dive deep into the new audio drama “Dooku: Jedi Lost” by Cavan Scott. Grab a sporkful of prison food and give a listen to Episode 11 of Force Toast: A…
10: Palps & Prophecies and Master & Apprentice
May 21, 2019 • 85 min
The one where we catch up and speculate about what’s to come in The Journey To The Rise of Skywalker and discuss the new novel “Master & Apprentice” by Dame Claudia Gray. Drink some water for once in your life and chase it with Episode 10 of Force Toast:…
9: From No News to Listener Qs
May 7, 2019 • 84 min
The one where we put the topics for discussion in your tender, loving hands. We took listener emails/tweets/messages about The Rise of Skywalker teaser and other topics and turned it into an entire podcast episode. Space battles, R2, the Gorax?!, reunions…
Double Shot Bonus: Ep 9 Teaser with BB8 Radio
Apr 30, 2019 • 78 min
Oh hey, look! New friends! It’s an extra happy Happy Hour in the Force Toast cantina. Alyce and Laura are joined by Tiffany and Sarah, hosts of the new Star Wars podcast, BB8 Radio! In this BONUS episode, things get a little silly (a lot silly tbh) when…
8: Boop Boop and The Dead Fish - A SWCC Recap
Apr 23, 2019 • 74 min
The one where we recap Star Wars Celebration Chicago! It was Alyce’s first SWC! And Laura’s first Schmoedown! Panels, new friends, amazing cosplays and all all the nights we’ll never remember. Soak up the Post-Celebration Blues, grab your pink booty…
7: Say Yes to the Snoke Dress
Apr 2, 2019 • 73 min
The one where we go balls deep into prequel territory with your listener questions, recap the Resistance Season 1 finale, and see Laura make a comeback against your Star Wars trivia questions! We’ll see you at Star Wars Celebration Chicago!
Half Shot Minisode: McCormick Place
Mar 26, 2019 • 30 min
The one where Laura is tackled by security guards during a recon mission at McCormick Place’s West Building in service of Star Wars fans everywhere. Not really, but that would be a hilarious way to go down.
6: Of Padmé and Porgs
Mar 19, 2019 • 76 min
The one where we ponder Padmé, discuss the Episode 9 footage screened to shareholders, recap Resistance, answer your listener questions and stump Laura with Star Wars trivia. Are you following us on twitter yet? We’re doing a GIVEAWAY! Check out the…
5: Teatime with Jabba le Hutt
Mar 5, 2019 • 85 min
The one where Alyce and Laura share a pint of Fireball and discuss Galaxy’s Edge, SWCC, Rebels, Resistance, France for some reason and what the Separatists thought of Force users.
4: Bed, Bath & Booster Seat Backpacks
Feb 19, 2019 • 74 min
Alyce and Laura moonlight as tour guides and give you some Chicago info + Star Wars Celebration tips
3: Sweating to Alphabet Squadron
Feb 5, 2019 • 71 min
We catch up on what’s to come in Star Wars 2019 including Episode 9, The Mandalorian, Star Wars Resistance, Alphabet Squadron and more!
2: Caravan of Crazy (Podcast Prequel)
Feb 5, 2019 • 67 min
In this Podcast Prequel, we pop some bubbly and recap the Star War that started it all for Alyce — Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure!
1: SD Comic Con 2018 (Podcast Prequel)
Feb 5, 2019 • 71 min
In this Podcast Prequel, Alyce and Laura discuss season 7 of The Clone Wars, new novels and all the Star Wars news that came out of SDCC 2018.
0: New Year, New Show
Feb 5, 2019 • 50 min
Meet your hosts! We review what happened in the world of Star Wars in 2018, our Star Wars Resolutions for 2019, and try to stump each other with a little trivia.
Force Toast Blooper Reel 1
Feb 3, 2019 • 0 min
CLIP: We saved our favorite teaser for last! We hope you enjoy our blooper reel as much as we do! Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour debuts TUESDAY!
CLIP: #CloneWarsSaved
Feb 1, 2019 • 1 min
CLIP: Following The Clone Wars panel at SDCC 2018, Alyce speculates what we will/won’t see in Season 7. Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour debuts February 5th.
CLIP: Here lies Star Wars
Jan 30, 2019 • 0 min
CLIP: Films. Shows. Books. Theme Parks. PARKS, as in plural. Who says Star Wars is dead? Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour debuts February 5th.
CLIP: Caravan of Crazy
Jan 28, 2019 • 1 min
CLIP: Alyce and Laura go on a drunken Ewok Adventure in their recap of Caravan of Courage. Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour debuts February 5th.
CLIP: Star Wars canon novels
Jan 26, 2019 • 1 min
CLIP: Alyce and Laura discuss some of their favorite Star Wars canon novels during their recap of SDCC 2018. Force Toast debuts February 5th.
Promo - Welcome to Force Toast
Jan 25, 2019 • 1 min
Coming soon to a podcatcher near you! This is Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.