Stars and Roses Podcast

Stars and Roses Podcast

anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast
Recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. Looking up birthdays so you don’t have to! Thanks for being on this journey with me. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support


You forgot to say “and Jesus still loves me.”
Feb 27 • 24 min
This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national…
Blessed be the sponcon
Feb 20 • 41 min
We’re back, babies! How’s everyone’s Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is “There It Is” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor:…
The bar is in the basement
Jan 30 • 25 min
Gather ‘round folks! This ain’t the gay yeehaw agenda; it’s just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn’t do anything right. Got something you’re dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it’s the closest we can get to a…
Be the *finasco* you want to see in the world
Jan 24 • 29 min
The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter’s swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE. Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong? Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a…
Nick Viall is the Beetlejuice of Bachelor Nation
Jan 16 • 38 min
Here’s what I know, and what I don’t know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week’s episode live. Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season’s contestants &…
Uno, do, tres, quatro!
Jan 16 • 21 min
Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram:…
Virgo’s love language is “Don’t question me”
Sep 9, 2019 • 34 min
Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! Have…
You never eat the date food, dude
Aug 30, 2019 • 37 min
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Weird hex, but ok
Aug 22, 2019 • 39 min
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Str8 out of a soap opera
Aug 15, 2019 • 53 min
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Every season has their Cam, man
Aug 8, 2019 • 30 min
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
I don’t have a song but I’d like to say some stuff
Aug 2, 2019 • 38 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
When you solve the puzzle, it spells “DUMP HIM.”
Jul 11, 2019 • 20 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
It’s a real smirk, my friend
Jul 3, 2019 • 28 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Big dogs stay in their own lanes (an extended metaphor)
Jun 27, 2019 • 17 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Nobody likes a Marcus
Jun 19, 2019 • 14 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
The brotherhood of the salmon blazer
Jun 13, 2019 • 21 min
14 men. 3 jackets. ONE ARIES WHO ISN’T INVITEDFor those who want to chance BiP spoilers and check out that interview with Reality Steve and Melissa Schreiber:…
Dank (chicken) nugs of wisdom
May 31, 2019 • 27 min
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Y’all’s toes don’t matter
May 23, 2019 • 39 min
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week Two through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Confetti cake-in it to the limit
May 20, 2019 • 27 min
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week One through the lens of astrology and the zodiac —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Lookin dirty but smellin’ real nice
May 1, 2019 • 26 min
Previewing the Bachelorette Season 15 —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Thanks, I hate it
Mar 13, 2019 • 55 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support
Lack of shame is a superpower
Mar 6, 2019 • 53 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episodes 9 and 10, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Squared up
Feb 28, 2019 • 45 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 8, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Gut stuff
Feb 20, 2019 • 43 min
No one gut should have all that power. Music: “There It Is” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to…
Somebody call 9-1-1
Feb 13, 2019 • 36 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 6, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Venus take the wheel
Feb 11, 2019 • 17 min
In which I take a moment betwixt the weeks to wax Venusian, in the wake of a workshop I participated in last week. Music: “There It Is” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0…
I’m not a snake scientist
Feb 7, 2019 • 58 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 5, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Leech-able moments
Jan 31, 2019 • 49 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 4, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Flippin’ tires with the wifey
Jan 23, 2019 • 39 min
Rebecca Crews flexes boobs, Elyse is a smitten kitten, and there’s enough pirate and pageant drama to make everyone really, really stressed out - PLUS: You know we gotta talk about Jaitlyn, Bachelor Nation’s hottest new portmanteau-mance! Music: “There It…
You’re not a cougar, you’re a lioness
Jan 17, 2019 • 34 min
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 2, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:…
Yeah, he’s a virgin. But he’s also an AQUARIUS
Jan 12, 2019 • 36 min
Introduction, astro trends in Bachelor Nation, and a recap of Week One. —- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/support