Mad Tales

Mad Tales

www.jamesnoll.net
Horror, Post-Apocalyptic, and Science Fiction audiobooks written, narrated, and produced by James Noll.


Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 21—The Rabbit 8
Oct 20 • 21 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: BG finally explains what this whole thing is about.Check out my new album, Set It All On Fire.Buy some sweet Lilith merch HERE.Support Mad Tales on Patreon!Thanks for tuning in! You guys…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 20—The Snake 5
Oct 13 • 24 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Ka-Bata regales Coatl and Xiuloc with a strange tale.Check out my new album, Set It All On Fire.Buy some sweet Lilith merch HERE.Support Mad Tales on Patreon!Thanks for tuning in! You guys…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 19—The Jaguar 6
Oct 6 • 23 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler encounters a pair of strange twins who lead her on a wild chase under the city.Buy some sweet Lilith merch HERE.Support Mad Tales on Patreon!Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 18—The Rabbit 7
Sep 29 • 23 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our Boy’s attempt to get some soup from the creepy old man in the cabin in the woods is thwarted by a variety of things: toxic pus, gigantic cats, crazy butterflies, and zombies.Buy some…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 17—The Snake 4
Sep 22 • 32 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Ka-Bata regales Coatl and Xiuloc with a strange desert tale, featuring massive scorpion spider skeletons, sand worm attacks, and Led Zeppelin.Here are some links for you to share:The Mad…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 16—The Jaguar 5
Sep 15 • 29 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler makes a gruesome discovery … or two.Here are some links for you to share:The Mad Tales LogoThe Mad Tales PodcastMy WebsiteMy Amazon Author PageLilithBuy some sweet merch…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 15—The Rabbit 6
Sep 2 • 10 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our boy and Wildcat face yet another weird terror.Here are some links for you to share:The Mad Tales LogoThe Mad Tales PodcastMy WebsiteMy Amazon Author PageLilithBuy some sweet merch…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 14—The Snake 3
Aug 25 • 29 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Coatl and Xiuloc undertake the long journey to Ka-Bata’s village.Here are some links for you to share:The Mad Tales LogoThe Mad Tales PodcastMy WebsiteMy Amazon Author PageLilithBuy some…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 13—The Jaguar 4, Part 2
Aug 18 • 24 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler’s investigations continue, landing her in hot water. Very weird, twisted hot water.HERE IS the link to the Lilith movie intro scene demo music. Tell me which one you like the best…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 12—The Jaguar 4, Part 1
Aug 11 • 16 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler does herself some investigating!Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we’re already up 20% since I recorded the introduction yesterday! We have tshirts, hoodies,…
Mad Tales Bonus Episode: My Interview with Brian Vee/Why We Work
Aug 7 • 67 min
This week’s episode of Mad Tales is an interview with Brian Vee from Why We Work. It’s not a short story or novel chapter but rather a discussion about all the jobs I’ve had, from yogurt slinger at TCBY (in the 80s!) all the way up to teaching and…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 11—The Rabbit 5
Aug 5 • 25 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our Boy survives the Battle Royale only to find himself in another terrible predicament. Of course.Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we’re already up 20% since I…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 10—The Snake 2
Jul 28 • 26 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Coatl and Xiuloc struggle against the tecuani in the aftermath of the destruction of Seka-Khayu’s temple.Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we’re already up 20% since I…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 9—The Jaguar 3
Jul 22 • 18 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler wakes up in the alley, convinced that she just passed out there. Back at work, she and her partner make a horrifying discovery in an abandoned building.Click HERE to visit the…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 8—The Rabbit 4, Part 2
Jul 14 • 19 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Part 2 of last week’s episode. Our Boy graduates from Hell and goes straight to The Battle Royale. It’s pretty much as terrifying as he thought it’d be.Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 7—The Rabbit 4
Jul 7 • 22 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our Boy finds out exactly what Zoot and the goons have in store for him and the other recruits, and it doesn’t sound good.Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.Interested in supporting…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 6—The Snake 1
Jun 30 • 28 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: General Coatl (the “snake” in The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake), is a seasoned Tlek warrior and leader of the skhatet’s army. We meet him as a horde of tecuani overwhelms his people…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 5—The Rabbit 3
Jun 23 • 25 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: The Rabbit finds himself in Zoot’s boot camp for BG’s army of goons. It’s pretty much like any other boot camp, except for the fact that if you screw up … well, you’ll see.Click HERE to…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 4—The Jaguar 2
Jun 15 • 20 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Detective Wheeler might have survived the tecuani attack, but now she has to withstand The Widow Mrs. Feldman’s “cure.” It’s a toss up as to which is worse.Click HERE to visit the Lilith…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 3—The Rabbit 2
Jun 9 • 34 min
This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our Boy is given his mission: to find out if one of BG’s lieutenants, a goon named Zoot, is aiding and abetting the enemy. But first he has to survive Golgotha.Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 2—The Jaguar 1
Jun 3 • 22 min
AAARGH! Show notes won’t allow images. Oh, well. HERE is the link to the group promotion I told you about: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections).This week’s episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Meet Kathrine…
Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake: Episode 1—The Widow, The Rabbit 1
May 26 • 45 min
[HEY EVERYONE. THE ISSUE WITH THE AUDIO AT 32.37 HAS BEEN FIXED! THANKS FOR DEALING WITH THE SCREW UP]Welcome to the first two chapters of The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake! The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake is the first book in the Bonesaw…
Mad Tales Special Edition: Run For Your Life & Scenes From The City
Apr 16 • 34 min
Hi everybody! Thank you for your interest in Blood & Gold and in supporting the Lilith movie. Here are the links I mentioned in the podcast:To sign up to be a beta reader for Blood & Gold email me HERE or at betarabbitjaguarsnake@gmail.com.To…
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 18: POP
Dec 10, 2019 • 41 min
A mother brain invades the world, sending its evil zombie clowns to turn humans into more zombie clowns and destroy humanity.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 17: Bonesaw’s Baby—Chapter 4, In which our boy is once again cornered, or, pots, frying pans, and fires seminar 380: an instruction guide to surviving your worst nightmare, and Chapter 5, in which our boy…
Dec 3, 2019 • 17 min
Our Boy escapes the sniders only to find himself in a more dire situation.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 16: Bonesaw’s Baby—Chapter 3, In which our boy fights cursines. And sniders. And sceels. Oh my.
Nov 26, 2019 • 23 min
After a glitch turns the line drones into murderous twitchers, Our Boy must fight his way to safety.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 15: Bonesaw’s Baby—Chapter 2, In which our boy joins the workforce
Nov 19, 2019 • 39 min
Our Boy signs on as a line-worker at the SingleCorp. His experience is quite harrowing.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 14: Bonesaw’s Baby—Chapter 1, In which our boy is offered a new opportunity
Nov 12, 2019 • 22 min
Our Boy must infiltrate the Single Corp and steal some future technology.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 13: Bonesaw vs. The Militarized Robotic Death Werewolf (Part 2 of 2)
Nov 5, 2019 • 37 min
In which our boy fights a militarized robotic death werewolf
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 12: Bonesaw vs. The Militarized Robotic Death Werewolf (Part 1 of 2)
Oct 29, 2019 • 23 min
In which our boy fights a militarized robotic death werewolf
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 11: God’s Bones—An Assemblage of Heroes
Oct 22, 2019 • 44 min
Battle, Han, and Ushi devise a plan to stop the end of the world from happening, but the best laid plans and all that …
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 10: God’s Bones—End Times
Oct 15, 2019 • 29 min
Battle is transported to the end of the world.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 9: God’s Bones—Stonehammer’s Dilemma
Oct 8, 2019 • 46 min
Sebastian Battle, a Civil War veteran turned private detective, takes on a new case: a girl who has disappeared from her job in a sweat shop.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 8: Angel’s Glow
Oct 1, 2019 • 75 min
A young girl develops the power to jump between bodies.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 7: It Came From Out Of Nowhere
Sep 24, 2019 • 17 min
A horse runs down Main Street and impales itself on a post sticking out of a farmer’s truck bed, setting into motion a strange series of events that began two hundred years before and ends in murder.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 6: The Orphan
Sep 17, 2019 • 42 min
Ozzie steals mech and tech from her job at SingleCorp to create her own AI; all’s well until her boss finds out what she’s doing and blackmails her.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 5: Stupid weather.com
Sep 10, 2019 • 28 min
Alfred and Harld are lured to the Rappahannock River by a man with a terrible secret.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 4: Steps
Sep 3, 2019 • 18 min
An unstable young woman is pushed to murder by her annoying roommate.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 3: The Deepest Cuts
Aug 27, 2019 • 25 min
The people of Salvation welcome another group into the village.
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 2: The Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead
Aug 20, 2019 • 17 min
Chavez survived the zombie apocalypse, but can he survive Grossman?
Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead, Episode 1: The Catalyst
Aug 13, 2019 • 39 min
A lazy high school student finds himself transported to a horrifying desert realm where he experiences his death over and over again.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 13: The Legacy of the Monster Diego Tomas
Aug 6, 2019 • 39 min
An apartment building in a city deluged by the rising oceans becomes a battle zone between the last people on Earth.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 12: Coming Home
Jul 30, 2019 • 20 min
Maybe sending the zombie dead off in boats wasn’t the best idea afterall.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 11: Savages (Part 2 of a 2 part series)
Jul 23, 2019 • 35 min
The White One and his friends investigate a ball of fire that slams into the top of the mountain, braving the realm of the flesh-eating Turons.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 10: The Unan (Part 1 of a 2 part series)
Jul 16, 2019 • 55 min
When a deadly disease wipes nearly everyone out, Bear, Lily, and the old man escape to the jungle, where, if the old stories are to be believed, the native Unan dwell, waiting to kill, and witches hunt for human flesh.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 9: Like This?
Jul 9, 2019 • 27 min
Jefferson’s doctors thought he was well enough to be let out of the asylum. They were wrong.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 8: Milly-Anne
Jul 2, 2019 • 18 min
But something horrific is spawning in the air ducts of her school, and Milly-Anne can’t make anybody understand just how much danger they are in.
Mad Tales Shorts, Bonus Episode: It Steals Things
Jun 28, 2019 • 8 min
Ben returns home to help his cousin, Mike, get through a rough patch, but Mike is not well. Not well at all.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 7: Prey
Jun 25, 2019 • 17 min
All the old man wanted to do was talk about his stupid plant, and fertilizer, and he kept trying to get the young reporter to drink that nasty smelling tea …
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 6: Under The Rocks
Jun 18, 2019 • 41 min
Something evil has returned to the Rappahannock River, and Jason Riddle knows that he has to destroy it once and for all.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 5: City of Salt
Jun 11, 2019 • 33 min
The Fat Man is willing to let the stranger stay as long as he can help them find salt, and the only place he knows where to find some is in the city, where mutants lurk the streets, searching for human flesh.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 4: Salvation
Jun 4, 2019 • 29 min
A soldier is saved by a child playing at the edge of a remote village; but the adults have different things in mind for him.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 3: The Neighborhood is Really Going to the Dead
May 28, 2019 • 13 min
Robert faces off with his new neighbor, Leevon Grossman, who keeps killing all of Robert’s friends.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 2: The Unholy Triumvirate
May 21, 2019 • 26 min
The old abandoned townhouse haunts an early 1920’s city street.
Mad Tales Shorts, Episode 1: Beta
May 14, 2019 • 36 min
A monster terrorizes an isolated village in the mountains of Eastern Europe, draining the blood from its victims, leaving them frozen in the snow.
Hive Season 4, Episode 4: Klaus
May 7, 2019 • 46 min
A strange little man shows up at the doors of the Courtland Colony, bringing with him chaos and catastrophe.
Hive Season 4, Episode 3: Amanda’s Final Stand
Apr 30, 2019 • 51 min
Amanda and Berenice are zapped back into the world of the Hive.
Hive Season 4, Episode 2: The Ghosts of St. George’s
Apr 23, 2019 • 31 min
Dr. Huntington has a new plan to travel to the Hive’s dimension: use the supernatural energy housed in Fredericksburg’s most haunted building: St. George’s Episcopal Church.
Hive Season 4, Episode 1: Dr. Huntington’s Miraculous Hive Juice Extractor
Apr 16, 2019 • 53 min
To defeat the Hive, Amanda and Timmy Carter must extract hive juice from a live tentacle.
Hive Season 3, Episode 5: The Return of the Hive
Apr 9, 2019 • 54 min
The Hive offers the members of the Courtland Colony a deal: We’ll leave you alone if you give us Amanda.
Hive Season 3, Episode 4: Destiny
Apr 2, 2019 • 31 min
Amanda has waited long enough and sets out to save Timmy Carter once and for all; but is he even alive?
Hive Season 3, Episode 3: Help is Help
Mar 26, 2019 • 24 min
Amanda and Frankie head out to scavenge weapons from Blues, but they’re attacked by a strange monster the lives over a bridge.
Hive Season 3, Episode 2: Dr. Huntington and the Melonhead Children
Mar 19, 2019 • 31 min
Amanda sets out to rescue Timmy Carter from the Girl and her minions, only to be captured by the mysterious Dr. Huntington.
Hive Season 3, Episode 1: unDefeated
Mar 12, 2019 • 35 min
Amanda and Timmy Carter face a new threat as the Hive expands its hold on Earth.
Hive Season 2, Episode 5: Never Give Up On Family
Mar 5, 2019 • 41 min
The farm faces a new threat.
Hive Season 2, Episode 4: The Stupidest Thing I Ever Heard
Feb 26, 2019 • 30 min
Amanda and her crew investigate a graveyard.
Hive Season 2, Episode 3: Luck Ain’t Planning
Feb 19, 2019 • 33 min
A confrontation with Hangnail.
Hive Season 2, Episode 2: You Better Believe It
Feb 12, 2019 • 31 min
Amanda and Timmy Carter meet their new nemeses: spiky hive balls, and Otis and Annie O, henchman of the mysterious Hangnail.
Hive Season 2, Episode 1: There’s Always Two
Feb 5, 2019 • 29 min
A blizzard hits Spotsylvania County, bringing with it mysterious spiky balls and wailing banshees.
Hive Season 1, Episode 5: Make The Hive Great Again
Jan 29, 2019 • 47 min
Amanda is transported to a new world where everything is perfect, and nothing is safe.
Hive Season 1, Episode 4: Gotta Have Hope
Jan 22, 2019 • 21 min
Daddy contracts the Hive disease.
Hive Season 1, Episode 3: A Place For Everything
Jan 15, 2019 • 25 min
The Hive continues its take-over.
Hive Season 1, Episode 2: The Hive
Jan 8, 2019 • 23 min
Amanda and Daddy are captured by Macks.
Hive Season 1, Episode 1: Best Dog I Ever Had
Dec 22, 2018 • 24 min
Amanda and her daddy have to kill an alien hive that has landed on their neighbor’s barn.