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90 - The World Has Gone Bananas
Aug 5 • 54 min
Rhogar reveals he only uses his wishes for ‘important’ things, the real Velik finally stands up, Rahl reaches out to the wrong god for help, Marza shows what Jaque is really capable of, and Cristo becomes the pied piper for apes.
89: Take My Hand if You Want to Live!
Jul 29 • 42 min
Velik finally stops destroying everything in his path, Rahl gets in on the baby-killing fun, Marza gropes a bush, Cristo is done monkeying around and Rhogar questions why he trusted anyone with his carpet.
88: Dawn of the Dead
Jul 22 • 40 min
Rahl does some rotisserie cooking on Marza who slowly thaws out, Cristo’s health is depleted as quickly as he can regain it, Rhogar wang chungs tonight, and Velik gets into a counter-spell fight.
87: Bat-tle Field!
Jul 15 • 46 min
Marza is frozen in time, Cristo’s baby-bump encourages him, Rhogar orders up a 3-piece combo, Velik murders a baby and Rahl spills the beans.
86: Patron problems!
Jul 8 • 40 min
Cristo rejects the idea that he would ever give coin away, Rhogar starts learning how to pray, Velik seems like the only one preparing for what’s ahead, Rahl suddenly takes a catnap and Marza is feeling stronger than she’s ever felt before with Jaque by…
85: Daddy Issues….
Jul 1 • 46 min
Rhogar shows his trickster side, Velik is showered with books, Rahl is surrounded by a rainbow shimmer while a vision reveals some of his past, Marza gets to know her new sword and Cristo is gonna be a proud papa.
84: This Guy Sucks!
Jun 24 • 42 min
Velik’s familiar hurts the party rather than helps, Rahl gets nervous about running out of chalk, Marza’s harsh words to Sir Williard may be her undoing, Cristo becomes Gerald’s new obsession and Rhogar wants to know if anyone is there.
83: Over Troubled Waters…
Jun 17 • 41 min
Rahl speaks sternly to a vampire with no effect, Marza causes her shadow dragon to tear-up, Cristo uses garlic to clear the air, Rhogar’s flying carpet is quickly becoming a crowd favourite as it comes to the rescue again & Velik impresses us all when he…
82: Thou Shall Not Pass!
Jun 10 • 45 min
Marza learns that her holy robe of Velanthis doesn’t seem to protect like it once did, Cristo sets off some firecrackers, Rhogar causes vampires to explode with his rainbow punch, Velik works on providing another way for the group to communicate & Rahl…
81: Caw for a Good Time!
Jun 3 • 46 min
Cristo thinks everything is just peachy, even as Rhogar is bopping him on the head, Velik gives a fartherly warning, Rahl is reunited, and it tastes so good, and Marza gets a ride from a giant eagle.
80: Gods Only Know!
May 27 • 40 min
Rhogar finds balance, Velik realizes bathtubs make good beds, Rahl rejoices in the revival going on, Marza’s newfound allegiance seems rather comforting and Cristo is getting along with Mr. Stage.
79: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
May 20 • 40 min
Velik retreats to his bathtub, Rahl gets trippy, Marza gets branded, Cristo goes werewolfing and Rhogar is the fastest Dragonborn around.
78: Bed, Box & Beyond
May 13 • 41 min
Rahl gets a ‘fireman’s carry’ ride, Marza prays to a different god, Cristo gets stuck between a wall and a hard place, Rhogar takes himself to church and Velik doesn’t want to get involved.
77: Blood Feud
May 6 • 37 min
Marza’s need for water outweighs her common sense, Cristo gets a taste of his beloved rum and overdoes it, Rhogar drops some coin for information, Velik reveals he’s ageless at times and Rahl, strangely, pledges to protect a werepug.
76: Hoedown Showdown!
Apr 29 • 43 min
Cristo wants a new pet, Rhogar offers a carcass for peace, Velik has surprisingly good animal handling, Rahl loses his milk money and Marza just wants her shadow dragon back.
75: How Ya’ll Doin’?
Apr 22 • 42 min
Rhogar gets into a spitting match with bats, Velik wants a song for free, Rahl tries to pimp some of us out, Marza decides not to impose her beliefs on others and Cristo bares his teeth.
74: A “Head” of the Game!
Apr 15 • 51 min
Velik’s familiar’s attention is drawn to a new master, and Rahl insists it’s because of Velik’s loss of faith in Kithruk. Meanwhile, Cristo gets pumped up, Rhogar’s left hook proves fatal and Marza gets a suprising battle companion.
73: Bloop
Apr 8 • 46 min
Rahl feigns innocence when Cristo’s eyeball sees things they cannot unsee, Velik’s familiar grows a beard, Rhogar meets an old traveling companion and Marza receives the forgiveness she’s been seeking.
72: That’s Tomorrow’s Problem
Apr 1 • 46 min
Marza’s apology doesn’t work out quite like she wanted, so Rahl helps her hide the body, Rhogar goes on a magic carpet ride, Velik gets his brother’s share of the fortune, and Cristo actually helps!
71: Sins or Saviors?
Mar 25 • 45 min
Rhogar shows his aggressively scary side, Marza’s gotta have faith and starts a revival in Velik, which Rahl senses and is troubled by, and Cristo goes into denial mode.
70: When I Think About You I C*t Myself.
Mar 18 • 42 min
Velik’s thumbs grow 2” longer, Rahl gets glued to a hat, Cristo gives out his captainly advice, Rhogar speeds up the new butler and Marza isn’t interested in Rahl-deer games.
69: The Fishy Smithy!
Mar 11 • 42 min
Marza finds out how to get a hold of the Atlantians she’s been seeking, Velik refuses to be the rebound, Rahl reveals why he is seeking vengeance, Rhogar gets sashimi takeaway and Cristo sees a rave going on through Mr. Stage’s eye.
68: Spider Cents
Mar 4 • 42 min
Rhogar needs a little help from his friend, Rahl becomes the mother of dragons, Marza has to choose between armor or knickers, Cristo loses his pants and Velik gives up some pretty powerful scrolls.
67: Hatter? I Barely Know Her!
Feb 26 • 46 min
Rahl gets in touch with his feminine side, Marza almost starts a tavern fight, Velik tap dances, Cristo gives a news report and Rhogar mellows out
66: Friendly Faces in Unlikely Places
Feb 19 • 46 min
Rhogar gets blazed and tries to karate chop a ship, Velik gets a new brother, Cristo finally gets a taste of rum, Rahl tries to play match-maker and Marza bunks with the barmaid.
65: Oh Captain, My Captain!
Feb 12 • 52 min
Where is Cristo?!? Rhogar shows off his parkour skills, Rahl disappoints an old lady, Marza drops a cart on her foot and Velik won’t stop writing in his book.
64: The Deed is Done
Feb 5 • 76 min
Marza bares her woolen undergarments, Cristo finally learns his lesson and stays back, Rahl multiplies and Velik gets a little pampered by everyone during battle.
63: Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies!
Jan 29 • 49 min
Rahl slides down for a super hero landing, Velik gets a distressing case of halitosis, Marza seems to have a grudge against the Captain, and speaking of Cristo, he finds himself alone…again
62: A-Doorable New Friend
Jan 22 • 45 min
Rhogar gets slap-happy with Rahl, Marza recognizes an old friend, Cristo finds out he is the golden boy, and we get our first look at Velik in his normal form.
61: Misfired Misfortunes (That’s A-Door-Able…)
Jan 15 • 48 min
Cristo faces a ‘Shining’-esque hallway, Velik looks like he belongs in the Beast’s Castle, Marza plays hacky sack, and Rahl finds out bonfires can be explosive.
60: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
Jan 8 • 45 min
Velik isn’t feeling too a-door-able, Rahl does some chalk drawings, Rhogar gets a little tied up, Cristo realizes one is the loneliest number, and Marza proves strength isn’t the only thing she has to offer.
59: All Bets Are Off!
Jan 1 • 66 min
Rahl and Rhogar share some wizadry weed while they watch Cristo run from an enchanted Marza
58: Splitting Hairs
Dec 25, 2019 • 64 min
Rhogar and Cristo engage in fisticuffs, Marza loses her s*&t on Rahl, and all the while, the Voidwalker just stays cozy by his fireplace sipping Kithruk tea.
57: She’s as Cold as Ice! Crrk Crrk Crrk
Dec 18, 2019 • 42 min
Rhogar tries playing dominoes, Rahl blasts away a possible solution, Marza keeps killing children, and Cristo’s eye gets a little frostbite.
56: Breaking the Fourth Wall!
Dec 11, 2019 • 50 min
Rahl contemplates if death comes after life, what is before, Marza leaves a boy smoldering, Cristo’s inspiration backfires, and Rhogar shows a little tenderness.
55: Special-Tea
Dec 4, 2019 • 45 min
Rhogar drinks from both holes, Rahl explains why Cristo’s tummy won’t stop, and Marza gives Sir. Willard some colour.
54: Eye for an Eye
Nov 27, 2019 • 55 min
Rhogar gets some bling, Marza’s eye stalk can do what?, Rahl is reminded of his task, and Cristo cries in the bathtub!
53: Fear and Laughter in Las Vegas
Nov 20, 2019 • 47 min
Our returning champions have to tell us embarrassing secrets, make us laugh, and share their worst fears!
52: Karma’s a B*tch…
Nov 13, 2019 • 46 min
Marza gets bloody, Rhogar disqualifies the game, while Cristo gets greedy!
51: Welcome Back Cristo!
Nov 6, 2019 • 43 min
The troupe is back for another mini game of Pick Your Poison.
50: The Stage Is Set!
Oct 30, 2019 • 44 min
The Troupe plays dangerous games for amazing prizes!
49: An Illusionary Can of Worms!
Oct 23, 2019 • 77 min
Our troupe finds a long hallway. Only to find out it wasn’t real!
48: Lock, Eyestalk, and Barrel
Oct 16, 2019 • 48 min
Our troupe find themselves playing a not so friendly game with a ghost.
47: An Imp-perfect Circle
Oct 9, 2019 • 46 min
A nasty situation for the troupe what will happen next?
46: Are You the Homeowner?
Oct 2, 2019 • 54 min
Our troupe find themselves in a haunted mansion what could possibly go wrong
45: Nothing Makes Scents
Sep 25, 2019 • 54 min
Strange happenings after the portal opens and whisks the party away.
44: C’est la vie, Monsieur Bunny
Sep 18, 2019 • 72 min
Our adventurers learn more about mushrooms than they have ever thought possible.
43: Spored to Death!!
Sep 11, 2019 • 56 min
The troupe heads deeper into the crystal caves. Marza learns that running head first can be deadly.Jean and Nugget save the day and Rahl shows off a cool spell.
42: Stack the Deck!
Sep 4, 2019 • 64 min
Our Adventurers find themselves exploring strange, crystal caves deep in the under dark.
41:Love Charm #9
Aug 28, 2019 • 41 min
Jean Steps onto something interesting this episode! Marza gets wild with her tongue. Nugget heats things up!
40:Be Nimble Be Quick Jean Jump Over the Icky Ick
Aug 21, 2019 • 49 min
A new NPC shows itself. A skill challenge where everything that could go wrong and Jean leaping through mucky traps to help them get out.
39: Something About a New Guy!
Aug 14, 2019 • 45 min
Our adventurers watch as Faloreon disappears into the depths never to be seen from again. they end up saving a strange new figure from some enemies. The new player enters in the adventure. Want to find out what happens? Listen now!
38: Farewell My Winter Prince
Aug 7, 2019 • 50 min
The adventurers venture further into the caves. Now that all keys are discovered what will happen next?
37: Just Another Mimic Monday
Jul 31, 2019 • 48 min
Mimic coins? What is going on in these caves? Will they find the keys? Will they save Tippletoe?
36: Did We Learn Our Lesson? No…
Jul 24, 2019 • 50 min
The battle of the caves continues.
35: A Bone to Pick With You!
Jul 17, 2019 • 53 min
Jean frozen in time but Faloreon has an idea! Will the adventurers survive or will they all end up basilisk meat for breakfast? Find out now!
34: A Basilisk a Mage and a Cabinet
Jul 10, 2019 • 46 min
Our adventurers find themselves ticking off a drow mage.
33: Curiosity Cursed the Rabbit!
Jul 3, 2019 • 40 min
Now things are getting interesting. What happened to Tippletoe? Where is the party heading first? What will happen when Jean tries to play miner? Find out now!
32: Far Away From Home Looking for a Gnome
Jun 26, 2019 • 44 min
Will Faloreon wake up? What will the party do to get off this rock? Is Gothruk still alive?
31:Buyer Beware Drink At Your Own Risk
Jun 19, 2019 • 41 min
Rock Titans, Worms, and Scorpions oh my!
30: An Offer You Can’t Refuse
Jun 12, 2019 • 47 min
Finally Tippletoe gets some much needed help for her ailment.
29: Crit Happens and a Leap of Faith
Jun 5, 2019 • 46 min
The Party finds themselves in a pickle. A pickle with long legs fangs and an insatiable appetite for flesh
28: You Can Jerk The Meat if You Want to You Can Leave Your Friends Behind
May 29, 2019 • 40 min
Our adventurers meet a new friend. He is cooking up something delicious will they survive this meaty episode?
27: A March Down Memory Lane
May 22, 2019 • 44 min
Our Adventurers find themselves living a real memory.
26: Tic Toc Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Croc?
May 15, 2019 • 103 min
The adventurers decide to go after the ticking, Little do they know they may of bit off more than they could chew!
25: How to Alienate Friends With Failed Diplomacy
May 8, 2019 • 75 min
The gang finally investigates the village, and what else would any self destructive…errr, respecting adventurers do when they face a crisis? Well it rhymes with urn…
24:Spits or Swallows!
May 1, 2019 • 59 min
Our adventurers trek through the mucky muck of the marsh inching closer and closer north.
23: Right to Bear Arms
Apr 24, 2019 • 45 min
A deep angry roar in the jungle stops Tippletoe in her tracks.
22: Bring Me Something Right Meow!
Apr 17, 2019 • 50 min
Our adventurers begin their quest to find the fairy dust Tip so desperately needs.
21:Four Adventurers & a Gnome Baby
Apr 10, 2019 • 46 min
After Tippletoe falls to a horrible affliction our adventurers attempt to find a way to help her.
20:Fire in the Hole
Apr 3, 2019 • 44 min
Someone starts burning things to the ground.
19:Peter Peter Crit Eater
Mar 27, 2019 • 40 min
Our Adventurers get out of a pickle and meet a new friend.
18:Marza Dies At the End!
Mar 20, 2019 • 48 min
Marza may or may not be dead at the end?
17:Dead Men Will Tell Tales
Mar 13, 2019 • 49 min
Tromping through the jungle our adventurers start exploring this strange new island
16: Roc ‘n’ Roll in the Jungle
Mar 6, 2019 • 51 min
Our adventurers find themselves on yet another island in a strange land.
15: Mabd’s Winter Knight
Feb 27, 2019 • 46 min
Holy Smokes! Where did Faloreon go? What happened when Jean and Marza jumped into that portal? How will they get out of this new mess? Will Tip figure it out? Will Nugget find another drink? Listen and find out!
14: Wait it’s a Trap……
Feb 20, 2019 • 37 min
Marza tries to pull Nugget out of the water. Jean uses his water magic and Tipple toe Steps on another trap!
13:Rub a Dub Dub Dwarf Deeper and Deeper in AnExtraDimensionalPortal Tub?
Feb 13, 2019 • 48 min
What did Marza see in the water? Will Tipp manage to use the ship? Will Jean use his Bamf ability to get the across? Or will Nugget take them all down with him in a glorious death? Find out now!
12: Carry On My Wayward Gnome Don’t You Vine No More
Feb 6, 2019 • 48 min
Does, Nugget finally get out of the dungeon? Why is Tippletoe so attractive to vines? Will Jean be able to help them? Can Marza use the power of light to help them?
11: Dwarven Entrapments and Drunken Debacles
Jan 30, 2019 • 41 min
How will the gang get Nugget out of this dungeon debacle? Find out now!
10: Don’t You Forge it About Me….
Jan 23, 2019 • 51 min
Tippletoe and Marza are all by themselves in the jungle, Nugget learns something about himself. Faloreon is still missing and they meet a new friend.
9: Fancy a Red Cap of Tea?
Jan 16, 2019 • 49 min
Friends lost and fae are hungry!
8: What Dreams May Summon?
Jan 9, 2019 • 75 min
Dream a little dream for me.
7: Centuar You Doing Here?
Jan 2, 2019 • 35 min
Our Adventurers fight of swarms of demons Will they survive or will this be the first TPK?
6: Island Adventure On The Rocks!
Dec 26, 2018 • 42 min
Our adventurers find themselves lost on an island! how will they survive this new encounter? Find out now!
5: Tuba Beat a Boss or Not Tuba?
Dec 19, 2018 • 57 min
Our adventurers finally meet old Bill Hackman. Will they survive this ghostly encounter? Or will they become part of his crew? Find out now!
4: An Acquired Taste
Dec 12, 2018 • 38 min
Our adventures find themselves trapped in a mouth? Gross! Find out now!
3: Pry As I Might
Dec 5, 2018 • 48 min
Our adventurers find themselves being outwitted by a plank in a wall.
2: Zombodie They Used to Love?
Nov 28, 2018 • 50 min
Our adventurers learn there are zombies a foot or without feet? Just watch!
1: Ghost Ships Ahoy!
Nov 21, 2018 • 38 min
A sea Voyage leading to a ghost story how cliche!
0: The Fondling Wizard Inn-teresting Story.
Nov 14, 2018 • 32 min
The meeting at an Inn
Baby Got Backstory
Nov 10, 2018 • 4 min
Just a backstory for flavor of course. ;)
AllD20 Trailer
Sep 29, 2018 • 3 min
Trailer for all of our soon to be adoring fans.