Saucy boy My such eyes Fax me You are gay Swipe right One of these is not a real message printed on Sweathearts brand Valentine's Day candy hearts. Tune in to find out. Also find out what local radio station we trash.

We sample a selection of this season's hottest trend: spicy candy. Starburst Sweet Heat Skittles Sweet Heat Sour Patch Kids Fire Warheads 'Hotheads' Extreme Heat Worms Warheads 'Hotheads' Tropical Extreme Heat Worms Nerds Mango Chili Plus a couple bonus…

Cereal is a podcast from this American life (sorry Sarah Koenig but cereal is more American than Serial so I'm stealing your elevator pitch). Cereal tells one story - a true story - over the first course of the day, breakfast. Quite literally the Morning…

Part 2 of our Holiday Special. We try a disgusting Peppermint Twinkie, classic Christmas Tree Cakes, another Oreo variant (😅), and wash it all down with our pod favorite…Cheerwine Holiday Punch! We also discuss the etymology of localized sprinkle lingo.…

The holiday season brings our first guest, Amanda Price Rone, who was nice enough to let us force feed her junk food on her stateside visit. Amanda teaches at a school in the Southeast Asian nation of Myanmar and my guess on how her post-xmas interactions…

Oreo Biscuit Oreo Sandwich Oreo Crème Sandwich Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookie Chaos — Even Nabisco's naming roadmap for America's favorite cookie can't escape the Second Law of Thermodynamics. We attempt to break the the Guiness Record for blood viscocity…

Before the first episode of EYHO: Eric: Should we censor any bad language for this podcast? April: Yeah maybe let's not cuss since our families may listen to this. During Episode #2: April says 'anal leakage' approx 17 times The above recount of our…

WE'RE HERE Just a few snack fiends who decided to start a podcast to build a biweekly excuse to eat the worst food we can find. Growing through adolescence in the 90's, we were subject to the pinnacle of the junk food onslaught on America's youth. No…