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Super Good Question

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Showers and Cuticles
Nov 28 • 11 min
Did you hate showering as a kid? What’s the deal with cuticles?
Confucius and Nightmares
Nov 2 • 18 min
What is the wisest saying you’ve ever heard? For extraordinary wealth, would you be willing to have terrifying nightmares every night for a year? Do you feel comfortable going to dinner or the movies alone?
Man Babies and Chapter Naming
Oct 26 • 19 min
Men, if there was a 50/50 shot that you were the one that had to give birth, would you still want kids? How important are chapter names in a book? Plus, the love it or hate it lightning round!
Ball Pits and Thor’s Hammer
Oct 18 • 28 min
Ball pits - can you trust them? Why do people like tea? You can summon any object to your hand, Thor’s hammer style… what object do you choose?
Bad Sounds and Split Dicks
Oct 12 • 18 min
What’s the worst sound to hear every morning? You have to bisect your penis - which direction do you make the cut? Should prisoners be allowed access to the internet?
Suppositories and Grave Robbing
Oct 4 • 33 min
Have you ever used a suppository? Does the volume of a snack deter you from eating it? Is grave robbing wrong? Could you raise a pig to eat it? Have you ever shaved to encourage hair growth?
Binge Watching and Hate
Sep 19 • 30 min
Is binge watching TV bad for you? What makes you say “… god I hate people”?
Divorce and Plant Pain
Aug 31 • 28 min
How many divorces is too many? Do plants feel pain? Do you drink tap water?
Bertnanas and Squash Heads
Aug 23 • 30 min
Would you rather hurt someone’s feelings or have your own feelings hurt? Whats the new “oldest profession”? If you had a squash for a head, which squash would you choose? You have to be business partners with an animal - which animal do you choose?
Dowsing and Fighting Kids
Aug 8 • 34 min
Would you have an RFID chip installed in your finger? How many 4-year-olds could you fight off? Would you remove a finger for a disease free life? What’s the best TV show about a radio station?
Attractive Men and Worst Qualities
Aug 1 • 29 min
Can you rate the attractiveness of men as a straight male? What are your worst qualities? Should we raid Area 51?
Apples and Money
Jul 17 • 16 min
How do you eat an apple? You have to stay in one position for 24 hours, which position do you choose? A Brinks truck spills on the highway, do you take any money?
Hungry Skeletons and Climate Change
Jul 12 • 13 min
Would you rather be a skeleton or have no skeleton? Should we give up on climate change?
Watersports and Bug Reports
Jul 10 • 16 min
Would you rather drink a pint of pee every six months or have all your water have a little pee in it? What are the bug reports for humanity?
Screen Time and Musth
Jul 5 • 16 min
Should you have “Screen Time” turned on? What would the world be like if humans had “musth”?
More Acronyms and Reddit Lore
Jul 3 • 16 min
Another edition of “What porn acronyms do you know?” … also what Reddit lore do you remember?
Turtles and Computers
Jun 28 • 16 min
Which ninja turtle would you be? What was your first computer
Affairs and Acronyms
Jun 26 • 20 min
If you’re being cheated on, is it better if they had multiple partners or just one? How many NSFW acronyms do you know?
Toothbrushes and VR Infidelity
Jun 21 • 20 min
How do you brush your teeth? Is VR sex cheating?
Parades and Protests
Jun 19 • 14 min
How much would you pay for Raptors air? What should be in a sports parade? Would you go to a political protest?
Best Scents and Best Breeds
Jun 14 • 16 min
What scents are best? What’s the best dog breed?
Rotten Tomatoes and Groundhog Day
Jun 12 • 18 min
Introducing: the Rotten Tomatoes game. Also, how would you handle a Groundhog Day scenario?
Alter Egos and Megawells
Jun 7 • 16 min
What is your ideal alter ego? How should the world explore a megawell?
Hot Buttons and Human Eggs
Jun 5 • 15 min
They’re calling again. If you could hit a button and become super attractive, but you had to swap genders for the whole day every Friday, would you do it? How would the world change if humans laid eggs?
Heartbreak and Dog Communism
May 31 • 17 min
How do you get over a heartbreak? Should you keep in contact with your exes? What would happen if communist canines took over the world?
High Stakes TV and Twitter Polls
May 29 • 16 min
If you lose you die - which reality show do you go on… Survivor or The Bachelorette? Also, Twitter Poll results!
Dog Communion and Facial Recognition
May 24 • 15 min
If your dog could talk, what would he say? How about if you could talk to him? Should facial recognition for surveillance purposes be illegal?
Penis Nipples and Bad Music
May 22 • 16 min
Would you rather have penis size nipples or a nipple sized penis? What’s your guilty pleasure music?
Top Friends and Moon Bases
May 17 • 15 min
What’s the best way to choose your top friends? Would you go live on the moon base? What would you bring?
Cars and Fight Songs
May 15 • 15 min
What’s the best colour for a car? Would you rather use a push lawnmower with a bar that is far too high, or far too low? What is your fight song? Is the word “sweetie” ever not condescending?
Munchies and Ancestors
May 10 • 16 min
What’s the best food for the munchies? What’s a problem our ancestors faced 4000 years ago that we still face today?
Tacos and Transporters
May 8 • 15 min
Would you rather have unlimited sushi for the rest of your life, or unlimited tacos? Would you use a Star Trek style transporter?
Aladdin and Dirty Jobs
May 3 • 15 min
Did Aladdin’s Genie steal a wish? Would you rather have a horrible job but be able to retire comfortable in 10 years, or have your dream job but retire when you’re 60?
Sieges and Churches
May 1 • 17 min
Warning, spoilers! How would you have handled the siege on Winterfell? From our friends at Now Serving: Which celebrity would you switch places with and why? Should we care about old churches burning down?
Trained Monkeys and Video Game Lives
Apr 12 • 16 min
Would you ditch your legs in exchange for a trained monkey? You have to live in a video game for a week… if you die, you die in real life… but if you live you get to return home with the spoils of your adventure. Which game do you choose?
Home Security and Emotional Support Animals
Apr 10 • 15 min
What’s your ideal home security set up? What would your emotional support animal be? If you could pick new parents, who would you choose?
The Seven Dwarves and Wasps
Apr 5 • 15 min
Which of the seven dwarves is most like you? You have to fight either a grizzly bear or a huge swarm of wasps, which do you choose? Do you have a question for the show? Or maybe you just want to yell at us? Call and leave a message at 1-8888-BARK-56 or…
Flaccid Teeth and Filler Words
Apr 3 • 15 min
Would you take 10 million dollars to have teeth that were flaccid until you were hungry, then became usable? What’s your go to filler word?
Names and Alternative Fuel
Mar 29 • 15 min
If you could’ve picked your own name, what would it be? If you could switch your body to an alternative fuel source, what would it be? What is your favourite zoo animal? Do you have a question for the show? Or maybe you just want to yell at us? Call us at…
Mating Season and Guilty Pleasure TV
Mar 27 • 18 min
What if humans had a mating season? What’s your favourite guilty pleasure TV show? Also… we respond to Now Serving’s favourite TV sitcom families. Check them out at https://www.nowservingpodcast.com. The Arguably Correct podcast left us a voicemail too.…
Drinking and Sitcom Families
Mar 22 • 16 min
When you drink, does the liquid go over or under your tongue? If you could be a member of any TV sitcom family, which would it be? What is something you wish was illegal? #10yearsdungeon Do you have a question for the show? Call us at 1-8888-BARK-56 or…
Animal Abilities and Pants Pockets
Mar 20 • 17 min
The ladies are back this week! What single ability that an animal has would you most like to have, and how would it make your life better? And the women weigh in on… what percentage of your pants have pockets? Do you have a question for the show? Call us…
Kid Logic and Video Game Sounds
Mar 15 • 15 min
What did you not understand as a kid that you now understand as an adult? What video game sound is baked into your memory?
Movies and Movies
Mar 13 • 15 min
What movie did you see a little too young that scarred you? What’s your 180 sequel?
Blindness and Dog Music
Mar 8 • 16 min
It’s the “What Would You Go Blind For?” lightning round! Also… what music do dogs like? What’s a harmless question that enrages you every time?
Fingers for Hair or Hair for Fingers?
Mar 6 • 17 min
Would you rather have hair for fingers or fingers for hair? You can time travel to a specific point in the past, and replay 30 seconds over and over… where do you go?
Trophies and McNuggets
Mar 1 • 17 min
Do we give children too many trophies? How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting? Do you experience pee shivers?
CRISPR Babies and Save Points
Feb 27 • 17 min
Was it wrong to create the Chinese CRISPR babies? Life allows a single save point… when do you use it?
Anthems and Mandatory Voting
Feb 22 • 16 min
What would be the “International Anthem” - the anthem for the world? Should voting be mandatory?
Astronauts and What Women Want
Feb 20 • 16 min
Are you an astronomer or an astronaut? Are you willing to watch from afar or take a risk? Would you rather hear men’s or women’s thoughts?
Showers and Beyoncé Doritos
Feb 15 • 19 min
What do you wash first in the shower and why? How much would you pay for a Dorito that looked exactly like Beyoncé?
Time Capsules and Morning Routines
Feb 13 • 18 min
What would you put in a time capsule? What’s the ideal way to wake up in the morning? Are eyebrows facial hair?
Adaptations and Freshman
Feb 8 • 17 min
Does the movie always ruin the book? What was your total freshman move? Would you rather drown, be buried alive, or be burned alive?
Day Flavours and the Lunar New Year
Feb 6 • 17 min
What do the different days of the week taste like? What’s your Lunar New Year resolution?
Future You and Prejudgement
Feb 1 • 15 min
What would you ask a time travelling version of yourself from the future? What were you convinced you wouldn’t like until you tried it?
Toilet Paper and Mom Names
Jan 30 • 16 min
How many squares of toilet paper do you use? Would you date someone with the same name as your mom?
Recess and Dumb Kids
Jan 25 • 22 min
Do kids need recess? What’s the dumbest thing you did as a child?
Pouches and People
Jan 23 • 16 min
Would you rather live in the pouch of a giant kangaroo, or have a pouch of your own with a tiny kangaroo inside? There are two types of people in this world, what are they?
Circuses and Mirrors
Jan 18 • 15 min
Should animals be in the circus? Do you ever talk to yourself in the mirror?
Christmas Lights and Legacies
Jan 16 • 15 min
How late is too late to leave your Christmas lights up? You can have anything you want, but when you die your legacy is erased… do you do it?
Dumb Lovers and Golf
Jan 11 • 17 min
You are being offered $10 million, but in exchange your lover will permanently become 25% less intelligent than before. Do you accept? Should golf courses be replaced with public parks?
Gym Class and Organ Donation
Jan 9 • 20 min
What’s your most embarrassing memory from PE? Do you support an opt-out system for organ donation?
Narration and Catch Phrases
Jan 4 • 17 min
Who would you want to narrate your life? You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? If you likeness were packaged and sold as a doll, what would you say when…
Cereal and Porn
Jan 2 • 17 min
Is cereal soup? Would you be in a porn movie? If you were a brick in a wall, which brick would you be?
Spells and Japan
Dec 28, 2018 • 15 min
If you could learn one spell, what would it be? You get 1 million to live in Japan for 5 years, do you do it? Do you rehearse phone calls? Plus “What did you Google last week?” is back!
Bounties and Beards
Dec 26, 2018 • 24 min
48 hours from now a bounty will placed on your head for 20 million dollars. How do you disappear? What would you do to grow a beard?
News and Toilets
Dec 21, 2018 • 19 min
Where do you get your news? You have to become a toilet for 5 years, which toilet do you become? What’s the best day of the calendar year? You travel forward in time 1000 years, what’s the first question you ask of a passerby?
Lies and Balderdash
Dec 19, 2018 • 17 min
Could you be paid off to become physically incapable of lying ever again? Plus a new special segment…
Nuclear Fallout and Sharts
Dec 14, 2018 • 18 min
How would you prepare for and what would you do after a nuclear blast? You get paid $1,000 per day, but have a 50% chance each day of randomly sharting. Would you do it?
Epitaphs and Annoying Foods
Dec 12, 2018 • 19 min
What would you want written on your grave? What foods are a pain in the ass to eat?
Video Games and Annoying Sounds
Dec 7, 2018 • 15 min
Have you ever been addicted to a video game? What’s on your anti bucket list? What sounds annoy you the most?
Koalas and The Wizard of Oz
Dec 5, 2018 • 14 min
What’s the opposite of a Koala? What would the Mild Mild West be like? What movie universe would be the worst to wake up in?
Your Clones and Your Socks
Nov 30, 2018 • 19 min
What would a world populated by clones of you look like? What do socks say about the man?
Burials and Small Animals
Nov 28, 2018 • 18 min
What would you want to be buried with? What animal would be the cutest if shrunk down to the size of a cat?
Artists, MLM’s, and Time Travel
Nov 23, 2018 • 24 min
Can you separate the art from the artist? Your partner is in an MLM, what do you do? Which era do you think you’d die the fastest in?
1-8888-BARK-56
Nov 21, 2018 • 19 min
Would you rather live in a great apartment with a crappy view, or a crappy apartment with a great view? If you lived in a dangerous neighbourhood, would you buy a gun? Would you put on 40 pounds and keep it on for 3 years for $100,000?
Superpowers and Pokemon
Nov 16, 2018 • 18 min
Would you use an insta-death superpower? How about flying vs invisibility? Which Pokemon would you choose to be?
Swapped Faces and Human Zoos
Nov 14, 2018 • 21 min
Introducing “What did you Google last week?” … also, would you swap faces with someone? What would you “give it all up” for? Would you be in a human zoo?
Gender Equality and Death
Nov 9, 2018 • 13 min
Do you support gender equality? Would you be okay with getting your fulfillment from a pill? Plus a few questions about death.
Robots, Whales, and Clones
Nov 7, 2018 • 17 min
If you had a housekeeping robot, would you still clean? What would you sacrifice to save the whales? Would you clone your kid?
Streaking and Shaming
Nov 2, 2018 • 15 min
Would you take a stroll in your birthday suit? What if your car called you fat?
Halloween Lightning Round
Oct 31, 2018 • 23 min
There was a black cat outside when we recorded this. Listen at your own peril.
Ears and Brutal Truths
Oct 26, 2018 • 23 min
Are ears part of your face? Are you a dream crusher?
Love and Boogers
Oct 24, 2018 • 18 min
Would you choose to fall in love if you knew it ended in tragedy? Also, are you a flicker or an eater?