Secret Dinosaur Cult

Secret Dinosaur Cult

www.secretdinosaurcult.com
A comedy podcast in which Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell explore identity through the medium of dinosaurs.


Isolation Special
Apr 11 • 83 min
In this very special episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss pandemic-based coping techniques, freedom from the male gaze, the BBC News’ intro theme, obsessive space optimisation and, as always, try to fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and…
Nyasasaurus & First Loves: Live at London Podcast Festival
Jan 13 • 53 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss red mullets, men called John, our first crushes and loves, Danish translation and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.EPISODE NOTE: Hey, we know the audio isn’t as good quality as normal this episode…
Troodon Formosus & Drag
Dec 30, 2019 • 54 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss poo smells, noisy porn, drag names, gender in comedy and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by Justine McNichol for Dying Alone Ltd.Jingle by…
Tianyulong Confuciusi & Energy
Dec 16, 2019 • 51 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss pastel coloured bedrooms, noisy house pets, housemate passive aggression, where our energy comes from, how we recharge ourselves, laziness, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie…
Fostoria Dhimbangunmal & The Feminist Switch: Live In Copenhagen
Dec 2, 2019 • 54 min
In another Danish hometown recording of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss roast dinners, being a baby feminist, the feminist switch, being problematic, internal misogyny and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie…
Dracoraptor Hanigani & Public Transport: Live in Copenhagen
Nov 18, 2019 • 50 min
In this divinely Danish hometown special of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss tamagotchi murder, pissing in buckets, five star dinosaur reviews, being the best fossil in Wales, harassment on public transport and as always, try and fill our daddy…
Dreadnoughtus Schrani & The Environment- Live at Lund Comedy Festival
Nov 4, 2019 • 50 min
Dreadnoughtus Schrani & The EnvironmentLIVE at Lund Comedy Festival!In this Scandinavian special of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the great Scandinavian rivalry, Jodie’s first time on a plane, being a teacher’s pet, crafting dangerous presents, the…
Daspletosaurus Horneri & Foreplay with London Hughes
Oct 21, 2019 • 59 min
Daspletosaurus Horneri & Foreplay with London HughesLIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE!In this steamy episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss going to the hairdressers, the Edinburgh Fringe, massages, sex shop purchases, sing a particularly religious jingle and…
Bajadasaurus Pronuspinax & Gender Update with Travis Alabanza
Oct 7, 2019 • 57 min
Bajadasaurus Pronuspinax & Gender Update with Travis AlabanzaLIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE!In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the futility of life at the Edinburgh Fringe, emoting through musicals, Susans, checking in with your gender, coming…
Indie the Iguanodon & Class with Kiri Pritchard-McLean
Sep 23, 2019 • 61 min
Indie the Iguanodon & Class with Kiri Pritchard-McLeanLIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE!In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult with special guest Kiri Pritchard McLean, we discuss Indie the Iguanodon, what class means to us, perceptions of class, the class divide…
Sinornithosaurus & Body Hair: Mingetopia
Sep 9, 2019 • 48 min
Sinornithosaurus & Body Hair: MingetopiaLIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE!In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Sinornithosaurus, hoovering, shaving, feminism, ‘topiary’, our experience of having body hair and as always, try and fill our daddy…
Protoceratops & BDSM: When The Shame Hits LIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE
Aug 26, 2019 • 53 min
Protoceratops & BDSM: When The Shame HitsLIVE AT EDINBURGH FRINGE!In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Protoceratops, Sofie flirting, Harry Potter, our experience of BDSM, trying to impress people, the BDSM aesthetic and as always, try…
Utahraptor & Vaccinations: Listen to Us and Agree with Everything We Say
Aug 12, 2019 • 52 min
Utahraptor & Vaccinations: Listen to Us and Agree with Everything We SayIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Utahraptor, flirting, badges, junk science, anti-vaxxers, the classism behind them and as always, try and fill our daddy…
Sefapanosaurus & Coming Out: One Non Binary on Every Panel
Jul 29, 2019 • 59 min
35. Sefapanosaurus & Coming Out: One Non Binary on Every PanelIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Sefapanosaurus, ‘press releases’, our experiences of coming out, visible queerness and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by…
Quetzalcoatlus Northropi & Vacations: Big Gay Nuns
Jul 15, 2019 • 67 min
34. Quetzalcoatlus Northropi & Vacations: Big Gay NunsIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Quetzalcoatlus Northropi, going on holiday, Catholic guilt, living in cabins, travel anxiety, British caravan holidays, and as always, try and…
Special Announcement! Live Shows Update
Jul 8, 2019 • 9 min
A quick update from Sofie to let you know about a whole bunch of live show dates just announced! *hissss*Aug 5th- EdinburghAug 6th- EdinburghAug 13th- EdinburghAug 20th- EdinburghAug 31st- LundSep 1st- CopenhagenSep 13th- London Podcast FestivalSep 21st-…
Albertasaurus & One Night Stands: The Gayest Thing I’ve Ever Heard
Jul 1, 2019 • 52 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Albertasaurus, one night stands, spending time with family, relationships, the best time of day for sex and as always, try to fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by…
32. Therizinosaurus & Make Up: Are You A Transphobic Robot?
Jun 17, 2019 • 59 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Therizinosaur, Sofie’s book launch, Scandinavian sweets, the politics of make up, gender presentation and as always, try to fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by…
31. Elasmosaurus & Idols: Backstabbing Bone Bitch
Jun 3, 2019 • 66 min
In this, the cultiest episode ever of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Elasmosaurus, marching between venues, red mullets, childhood idols, our inner child and as always, try to fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by…
30. Torosaurus & Organisation: Punch A Nazi
May 20, 2019 • 62 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult we discuss the Torosaurus, needing to be organised, punching nazis, game of thrones, many feelings about the Kallax and as always, try to fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by…
29. Acrocanthosaurus & Mansplaining: Dicks on the Ceiling
May 6, 2019 • 72 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult we discuss the Acrocanthosaurus, doing gigs in sex shops, nuclear attack survival and a heterosexual cis-man who knew lots about lesbian sex, make an exciting announcement, and, as always, try to fill our daddy…
28. Sanajeh Indicus & Nudity: You Shouldn’t Sexualise Us- Live at Birmingham Podfest
Apr 22, 2019 • 60 min
28. Sanajeh Indicus & Nudity: You Shouldn’t Sexualise Us - LIVE at Birmingham PodfestIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Sanajeh Indicus, British city rivalries, spaghetti bolognese, on stage nudity, fat privilege as always, try and…
27. Chickenosaurus & Periods: Secret Period Shame
Apr 8, 2019 • 57 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Chickenosaurus (yes, really), starting periods, period accidents, menstrual cycle tracking apps, being unprepared, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie…
26. Gigantosaurus & Ghosts: It Used to Be Demons, Now It’s Men
Apr 1, 2019 • 59 min
26. Gigantosaurus & Ghosts: It Used to Be Demons, Now It’s MenIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Gigantosaurus, eating sweets that don’t belong to us, believing in ghosts (or not), haunted hotels, sleep paralysis, and as always, try…
25. Gasosaurus & Starting Comedy: A Wave of Arseholes
Mar 25, 2019 • 66 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Gasosaurus, queer performance spaces, Birmingham, comedy debuts, sleeping with comedians, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes. Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by Justine…
24. Nodosaur & Anxiety: Inside the Queer Bubble
Mar 18, 2019 • 71 min
24. Nodosaur & Anxiety: Inside the Queer BubbleIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Nodosaur, loud sex, shame around anxiety, stage fright, treating anxiety, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie…
23. Rapetosaurus Krausei & Having Children: Can It Speak?
Mar 11, 2019 • 67 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Rapetosaurus Krausei, wanting children, not wanting children, societal pressure, having children outside of heteronormative relationships, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie…
22. Xiaotingia & Self Care: Extreme Lesbian Content
Mar 4, 2019 • 59 min
In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Xiaotingia, sexism in Denmark, bath bombs, cooking, the masturbation, and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by Justine McNichol for Dying Alone…
21. Ichthyosaur & #MenAreTrash: I’ll Be In The Lesbian Commune
Feb 18, 2019 • 67 min
21. Ichthyosaur & #Menaretrash: I’ll Be In The Lesbian CommuneIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Ichthyosaur, the hashtag #menaretrash, hecklers, social media, the reality of patriarchy, and as always, try and fill our daddy…
20: Regaliceratops & Romance: More Dino Grinding, Less Fat Shaming
Feb 11, 2019 • 70 min
20. Regaliceratops & Romance: More Dino Grinding, Less Fat ShamingIn this special Valentine’s episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Regaliceratops, sex lists, displays of affection, dating expectations, dating gender stereotypes, foot peels and…
19. Ankylosaurus & Echoism: Je Suis Always Anxious
Feb 4, 2019 • 65 min
19. Ankylosaurus & Echoism: Je Suis Always AnxiousIn this special episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, Sofie and Jodie open up to a live audience about Echoism. What it is, how it impacts the lives of Echoists and how discovering the term has changed both of…
18. Hadrosaurus & Horniness: Sorry About The Depression
Jan 28, 2019 • 65 min
18. Hadrosaurus & Horniness: Sorry About The DepressionIn this steamy episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Hadrosaurus, our turn-ons and turn-offs, sploshing, sexual insecurities and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen…
17. Tarbosaurus & Debt: The Stupidity of the Rich
Jan 21, 2019 • 65 min
17. Tarbosaurus & Debt: The Stupidity of the RichIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Tarbosaurus, melting vagina candles, student debt, attitudes towards money, the class system and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by…
16. Dracorex Hogwartsia & Magic: My Vulva Looks Like ‘The Scream’
Jan 14, 2019 • 63 min
16. Dracorex Hogwartsia & Magic: My Vulva Looks Like ‘The Scream’.In this spellbinding episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Dracorex Hogwartsia, Jodie’s love of all things Harry Potter, Sofie’s ambivalence towards it, empowering witchcraft, our…
15. Compsognathus & School: It’s Not Gay If It’s a Dinosaur
Jan 7, 2019 • 65 min
Compsognathus & School: It’s Not Gay If It’s a DinosaurIn this nostalgia filled episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Compsognathus, our school years, uniforms, discipline, student finance and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by…
14. Iguanodon & New Year: Diets Don’t Work
Dec 31, 2018 • 58 min
Iguanodon & New Year: Diets Don’t WorkIn this special episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult to ring in 2019, we discuss the Iguanodon, New Year’s Eve, resolutions, theatre and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie…
13. Nanuqsaurus Hoglundi & Christmas: Too Many Questions About Santa
Dec 24, 2018 • 53 min
Nanuqsaurus Hoglundi & Christmas: Too Many Questions About SantaIn this special festive episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Nanuqsaurus Hoglundi, Christmas food, Danish festivities, different experiences of Christmas, and as always, try and…
12. Psittacosaurus & Virginity: Ice Dick! Ice Dick! Ice Dick!
Dec 17, 2018 • 56 min
Psittacosaurus & Virginity: Ice Dick! Ice Dick! Ice Dick!In this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Psittacosaurus, the (un)importance of virginity, talking to your brother about sex, Jodie’s secret love and as always, try and fill our daddy…
11. Patagotitan & Fat: Same Sadness, Less Pay
Dec 10, 2018 • 57 min
11. Patagotitan & Fat: Same Sadness, Less PayIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the Patagotitan, our experience of fatness, throwing out other people’s things, flying, thin privilege and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by…
10. Sue the T-Rex & Gender Identity: The Feminazi App
Dec 3, 2018 • 54 min
Sue the T-Rex & Gender Identity: The Feminazi AppIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss Sue the T-Rex, how we define our gender, the difference between gender identity and sexuality, drag king personas and as always, try and fill our daddy…
9. Spinosaurus & Food: A Thick Béchamel Sauce
Nov 26, 2018 • 61 min
Spinosaurus & Food: A Thick Béchamel SauceIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the glorious Spinosaurus, locking men in a cupboard, fake holiday photos, our relationships with food and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie…
8. Pliosaurus Funkei & Phobias: Allergic to Men
Nov 19, 2018 • 63 min
Pliosaurus Funkei & Phobias: Allergic to MenIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the terrifying Pliosaurus Funkei, the difference between phobias and fears, Westlife, Sofie’s dad’s beard and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by…
7. €2 Million Dino Skeleton & Therapy: Not Your Mother’s Erotica
Nov 12, 2018 • 59 min
€2 Million Dino Skeleton & Therapy: Not Your Mother’s EroticaIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, Live from the Manchester Podcast Festival, we discuss an expensive dinosaur skeleton, good and bad therapists, suing the local council and as always, try…
6. Styracosaurus & Porn: So Much Middle Class Discomfort
Nov 5, 2018 • 57 min
Styracosaurus & Porn: So Much Middle Class DiscomfortIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we introduce the Styracosaurus. We discuss feminist porn, ideal housemates, online comments sections and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie…
5. Oviraptor & Enemies: Ross Geller is the Worst
Oct 29, 2018 • 69 min
Oviraptor & Enemies: Ross Geller is the WorstIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we introduce everyone’s favourite theropod, the Oviraptor. We discuss ice cream, our enemies, holding grudges and as always, try and fill our daddy holes.Hosted by Sofie…
4. Allosaurus & The Church: Add a Pinch of Flirt
Oct 22, 2018 • 58 min
Allosaurus & The Church: Add a Pinch of FlirtIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we introduce the mighty ‘different lizard’ the Allosaurus, Sofie continues her Paul Hollywood fantasy saga, we discuss our relationships with the church and as always,…
3. Archosaurus & Masturbation: It Will Become Loose
Oct 15, 2018 • 64 min
Archosaurus & Masturbation: It Will Become LooseIn this episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss the ‘ins and outs’ of masturbation, ask the audience for forgiveness and as always, divulge our daddy issues.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie…
2. Kentrosaurus & Kink: Was It During Bread Week?
Oct 15, 2018 • 65 min
Kentrosaurus & Kink: Was It During Bread Week?In the second episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we explore the Kentrasaurus, Paul Hollywood, the world of kink, a shared love of rearranging furniture and as always, our daddy issues.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and…
1. Deinonychus & Housemates: Museum of Filth
Oct 15, 2018 • 60 min
Deinonychus & Housemates: Museum of FilthIn this first episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult, we discuss our experiences of living with housemates, the Deinonychus Antirrhopus and our daddy issues.Hosted by Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell.Produced by Justine…
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Oct 10, 2018 • 9 min
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