The Commode Code

The Commode Code
Your comprehensive guide to restroom etiquette in the 21st century.

6: You’re Dealing with a Physics Problem Here
Dec 2, 2018 • 42 min
In our first EXPLICIT episode, we're joined by a new special guest and cover a wide range of topics including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing…
5: Provocative Unzip
Nov 18, 2018 • 46 min
We eschew our structured format for an extravaganza of urinal-related topics, including: Selection Where to look Jokes Headphones Interesting layouts Music by under a CC BY 3.0 license.Links:Ian Bogost on Twitter: “What does this flush…
4: Exhaust Note
Oct 7, 2018 • 41 min
After a brief update on the ongoing public urination situation in Paris, we have a lengthy discussion of flatulence, which leads to defining the Shart Protocol. We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if…
3: Pack It Out
Sep 9, 2018 • 41 min
Pieter and Justin are joined by guest Arisa Johnsey. We follow up on the developing Paris urinal situation, and Arisa teaches the guys a new thought technology. We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom.…
2: Traditional Twinkie™-Yellow
Aug 26, 2018 • 40 min
This fortnight, we start with a discussion of Paris's new open-air urinals. We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist. We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace,…
1: Little Origami Tip Jar
Aug 12, 2018 • 33 min
After a brief origin story of the show, we discuss appropriate restroom footwear. Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids…