LongKangKitties Podcast

LongKangKitties Podcast

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LongKangKitties is an entertainment podcast where…


Ep55 Guardian, 4chan or Me
Jan 17 • 18 min
A short and sweet episode we recorded over the holidays, Joncat created a new game show called, Guardian, 4chan or Me! Celebrating the buffoonery that is Guardian headlines, 4chan created #trollingtheguardian to highlight how ridiculous the headlines can…
Ep54 PMD bans, Brad Bowyer’s POFMA, 120k art banana and Singapore Social
Jan 1 • 58 min
This episode was a wild ride! Plenty of topics to get into so let’s get started! First up was the PMD ban in Singapore, how we felt about it and what it means for Singapore. We also have former guest Mr Brad Bowyer calling in, after having been slapped…
Ep53 The power of WE! The eccentric Adam Neumann and his tequila parties
Dec 15, 2019 • 46 min
When tech/real estate company WeWorks decided to go public a few months back, it signaled the beginning of the end for rising star Adam Neumann. Seemingly indestructible at first, securing billions of dollars in funds for the We businesses, the…
LongKangStories 3: The Finders, satanic pedophilic cult, aided by intelligence services
Dec 2, 2019 • 84 min
The Finders, a super-secretive group, now exposed to be a CIA operation, has been cast into the limelight again after 25 years with the recent release of declassified information by the FBI. In this episode, Joncat teams up with the boys from the…
Ep52 Jimami Tofu Review (Spoiler and non-spoiler segments)
Nov 14, 2019 • 71 min
Spoiler-free segment in first 10mins, all the spoilers afterwards In our latest movie review, we discuss 2017 Singapore made film, Jimami Tofu, a masturbatory journey into one man’s incompetence with food and women, only to magically have-it-all by the…
Ep51 Brad Bowyer unveiling the curtain of politics in SG
Oct 30, 2019 • 57 min
An outspoken critic of the political landscape in Singapore, Brad Bowyer was a natural fit for the Longkang! We discuss the state of the opposition (or alternative as Brad would say) parties locally, how communication needs to improve, both on the…
Ep50 The most misrepresented man in SG, Dr Chee Soon Juan
Oct 15, 2019 • 65 min
Well, maybe a bit hyperbolic, but not too far from the truth! In this episode we hope to dispel the myths and fake news surrounding the man, the legend, Mister Opposition himself, Dr Chee Soon Juan. We touch on the upcoming elections, how various forces…
Ep49 Making signs to dissent and resist
Oct 1, 2019 • 48 min
Don’t let your dreams be memes! If you ever wanted to dissent and protest in Singapore… You’re shit out of luck… This week the kitties weigh in on the NUS-Yale’s decision to pull the plug on the Dissent and Resistance in Singapore course. We also discuss…
Ep48 Why bullying is good for you
Sep 15, 2019 • 57 min
When entertainment lawyer Samuel Seow’s slap-happy disaster movie was released this year, discussion surrounding workplace bullying and harassment began anew. Well down here in the Long Kangs, us manly men, both bullied and bullies at some point in all…
Ep47 How to get Woke but not get broke with The Woke Salaryman
Aug 27, 2019 • 53 min
This week we bring on the dynamic duo of The Woke Salaryman, Wei Choon and RuiminG (don’t forget the G)! An explosively popular webcomic, already amassing a huge following since the comic’s inception in April. We spoke about the creative process during…
Ep46 National Day special and Bicentennial haters
Aug 9, 2019 • 70 min
Happy birthday to Singapore! In the special episode of the Longkangkitties, the 3 tomcats of the show share their thoughts and feelings regarding our nation. We also touch on the recent rise of Bicentennial haters, historical revisionist extraordinaire…
Ep45 Whats the big deal about Brownface anyway?
Aug 4, 2019 • 64 min
Feels like the Shreystorm again, Epay and Nets done fuck it up with their Brownface advertisement, unleashing internet keyboard warriors to duel with each other over what is racist or not. And then like cherries on top of a shitcake, Preetipls and Subhas…
Ep44 Discussion on abortions and why wearing 2 layers of condom is bad
Jul 21, 2019 • 51 min
An episode we recorded a while back, a little late to the party as Alabama’s new abortion laws came in months ago, but better late than terminated. The kitties weigh in on the real-world implication of such a law and discuss Singapore’s own abortion law…
Ep43 The Kitties discuss Tosh Zhang and being an Ally
Jul 4, 2019 • 44 min
What does it mean to be an ally? In the wake of Tosh Zhang’s unceremonious departure from being a Pink Dot Ambassador, the LGBT community took swings at the less than intrepid Ah Boy. While the finer points of allyship are being discussed, the Kitties…
Ep42 Dungeon Master Shao tells us how he fulfills fantasies
Jun 20, 2019 • 48 min
No guys this isn’t 50 shades of Kitty! This week, professional Dungeon/Game master Shao tells us about how he runs RPG campaigns for people and gets paid for it! A good friend of the show, Shao goes around SG, creating narratives and worlds for his…
Ep 41 A Land Imagined Movie Review
May 23, 2019 • 53 min
ALL THE SPOILERS!!! This week, we review award-winning local indie film A Land Imagined, a film-noir-social-realism-detective-mystery-thriller-wedontknowanymore feature about a missing construction worker directed by Yeo Siew Hua - who should probably…
Ep40 National University Of Sexual deviancy, and bring back honor duels
May 9, 2019 • 59 min
Rage warning level 5000 If the whole sordid affair at NUS proves only one thing, it’s that we need to scorch the building and salt the earth since nobody seems to know anything. From the mishandling of the voyeurism case of Monica Baey to the lack of any…
Ep39 Freedom Of Fake News, Watain, PoFM and Article 13
Apr 24, 2019 • 56 min
Look, up on the internet! Its journalism, no! its an Onion article, no! ITS FAKE NEWS!!!! But fear not good citizens, Government Man is here to save the day! This week we tackle a confluence of topics, mostly centered around freedom of speech and the…
Ep38 Guards gone Wild author Teck Yong; Knife & Truck attack, security guards in SG
Apr 4, 2019 • 38 min
While some people view security guards as low class people not fit to socialise with, we at the LongKang hold no such illusions! This week we invite Loh Teck Yong, author of “Guards gone wild!” as a guest. The ex-security guard/wordsmith spills the beans…
Ep37 - Should we dox the LolCows of Singapore to discourage bad behaviour?
Mar 13, 2019 • 58 min
It is because we’re kitties?! If Jovina Choi has taught us anything, is that not apologising and threatening lawsuits will always win the day! Just kidding, flee to Perth instead where the Aussies will be happy to accept Singaporean social pariah…
Ep36 Becca D’Bus on Drag Queens, repeal 377A, RuPaul’s and butthole-less chaps
Feb 20, 2019 • 53 min
Deep from the back of the bus, the Long Kang Kitties emerges with the colourful and fashionable Becca D’Bus! Creator of the Riot! Drag show, Becca joins us in the storm drains this week to discuss a variety of topics! Starting with her off-the-beaten-path…
Announcement for 2019
Jan 14, 2019 • 2 min
A bunch of changes to come! Stay tuned for more!
Ep 35 Designer babies and Women’s self defense courses
Dec 26, 2018 • 48 min
Merry Christmas everyone! Someone should have edited the punctuality gene of Joncat, or removed the “having too much fun overseas” gene at least. But anyway here we are, and we’re here to talk about designer babies. For some, it represents a bright and…
Ep34 Why do we have so many NSF deaths this year?
Nov 26, 2018 • 52 min
Well well well… Here we go again… With 5 dead in a 12 month period, this ties with the kill count of 2011-2012. But… why? While some blame the entire structure of the army, we can’t help but feel the problem is more a micro-issue than a macro one. In this…
Ep33 Singapore Creative Industry horror stories
Nov 13, 2018 • 43 min
Fun fact about the hosts of the LongKangKitties, we are all in some sort of creative endeavours in our professional lives! In this episode, we share some of our horror stories and provide cautionary tales to those seeking employment or freelancing in the…
Ep32 Are we treating our food hawkers like shit?
Oct 30, 2018 • 50 min
With social enterprises poised to take over the hawker industry for the foreseeable future, problems with how our local hawker vendors are generally being treated by said enterprises, the gahmen, and the customers have come to the forefront. Can a system…
Ep31 Do we need to do anything about inequality in Singapore?
Oct 12, 2018 • 63 min
What do the LongKangKitties and schools in December have in common? We got no class! This week we tackle CNA’s regardless of class video, which has certainly ruffled a few feathers within our country. Love or hate the video, inequality still exists, but……
Ep30 Questioning female leaders after Theranos
Sep 25, 2018 • 55 min
Podcast Potluck: https://podluck2018.peatix.com/ Dissecting the saga of the Theranos incident, Jon (being the misogynist that he is..) questions the nature of female leadership in a world where diversity is celebrated for all the wrong reasons. Special…
About the LongKangKitties
Sep 8, 2018 • 0 min
LongKangKitties is a podcast where 3 guys and a gal, who has since gotten to know each other slightly better, get together to talk cock kopitiam style about gutter politics, entertainment news and general tomfoolery. We love to hear from you regarding…
Ep 29 Crazy Rich Asian review (ALL THE SPOILERS)
Sep 8, 2018 • 59 min
Spoilers alert! For those who want to know what all the fuss is about, but refuses to pay a penny to see the film, we at the Longkang are here for you! Crazy Rich Asian hits the cinema riding a wave of controversy and praise, it’s either the first all…
Ep 28 Should countries let refugees in, or let them die?
Aug 26, 2018 • 67 min
The longkang gets split into many camps this week over the refugee issue with our returning guest, Saiful!! How should nations deal with the influx of people fleeing from war or disaster? The answer, as we discovered, is not so straightforward. The…
Ep 27 How should we deal with the talented? (Ben Davis episode)
Aug 10, 2018 • 40 min
On this most auspicious of weekends, we bring you the final word on the Ben Davis situation! Returning guest Saiful not only shares his football expertise, but also his thoughts on Ben Davis’ deferment rejection and the implication that brings. Since…
Ep 26 What happens to your HDB after 99 years?
Jul 13, 2018 • 65 min
The answer to the question, we don’t know! Problem is, does the government know?! Do the people know, or care? This week we excavate the foundations of the HDB, uncovering the fatal flaws in its construction and design. We discuss how a 99 year lease…
Ep 25 Is public education a waste of time and money?
Jun 23, 2018 • 85 min
If you ever wanted to commit political career suicide, just simply say we should cut funding to education, but fortunately here at the LongKang we have no such consideration! Based broadly on the book “The case against Education” written by Bryan Caplan,…
Ep24 What do we really think about Universal Basic Income?
Jun 5, 2018 • 63 min
Free money for everyone! Universal basic income is a very real possibility in the future, so what do we really think of it? In this episode, we got special guest Danny from the Economical Rice Podcast to discuss UBI, because you know, we occasionally have…
Ep23 What do we really think about new SMRT General Neo Kian Hong
May 19, 2018 • 41 min
Don’t let the image fool you! We’re deep into the tunnels of SMRT this week, letting our feelings about new CEO Neo Kian Hong gently come into contact with each other. While most of the kitties weren’t impress, JonCat does his best to defend the incoming…
Ep22 Fake news (again!) and Select committee on DOL part 2
May 9, 2018 • 31 min
We’re back at it again! This week we try to figure out why Jon is raging so hard he’s picking fights with sociologist and the co-host. Jerry gets put on the spot when his usual yes/no answer satisfies not even Dan, and how will social media put the brakes…
Ep22 Fake news (again!) and Select committee on DOL part 1
Apr 30, 2018 • 43 min
Are you all ready for Deliberate online Falsehoods again? Thats just a $12 word for fake news by the way, used by high SES folks. For the rest of us, we’re getting bamboozled again by Dan’s incredible proclamations. Jon discusses the various theories of…
Ep 21 Budget Angbao 2018 Part 2
Apr 11, 2018 • 39 min
Part 2 of our discussion on Budget 2018 With the prices of everything set to increase, the common folk are expected to be hit the hardest, will the new schemes fix everything? What paths will the government lead us down in this brave new world? And…
Ep 21 Budget Angbao 2018 Part 1
Mar 22, 2018 • 27 min
Budget 2018 ripped through Singapore like a particularly rancid fart, leaving a foul taste in everyone’s mouth! Our discussion brings about an introduction to the budget and what this foul wind of change will implicate for the populace. LKK PSA: We are…
Ep20 Send Nudes
Mar 8, 2018 • 86 min
As a rough continuation of last week’s sexual harassment discussion, we scurry down the tangential road of How much Nudity is too much Nudity? Can female students simply wear whatever skimpy outfit they want in class? How far can you walk away from the…
Episode 19: The Politics Of Sexual Harassment
Feb 20, 2018 • 37 min
Happy Lunar New Year! Though it is a Dog year, the Kitties at the LongKang will still sharpen our claws upon the fabrics of politics and current affairs! In this episode, we dissect the recent explosion of sexual harassment allegations and the politics of…
Episode 18.5 Question and ranting time
Jan 16, 2018 • 41 min
Wow wee! Is Christmas over? Oh shit New Year day has passed? We’re halfway into January whaaaaaaaaaa?! Ok apologies for delayed episode over, lets dive right into the deepest parts of our psyche with 5 questions asked by each member of the podcast…
Episode 18: SMRT bashing session, or do we…?
Dec 7, 2017 • 61 min
Choo choo kitties! Do electric trains dream of ponding and gentle caresses and make choo choo sounds? Today in the longkang we bash SMRT for not being on the right track. Who is at fault here? How much money is being made? Why does the LongKang Kitties…
Episode 17 When is discrimination ok? (w/ special guest Danny from Economical Rice Podcast)
Nov 20, 2017 • 81 min
Bigot! Racist! Sexist! Those are the things that come to mind when you say you discriminate. However, it is possible to that discrimination does not have the heavy negative connotation that it currently has in this day and age? In this episode, with…
Episode 16 Is SPH the perfect press solution? (And we don’t even know it)
Nov 2, 2017 • 58 min
SPH, perfect, whaaat!??! Before you ask for whatever it is that we are smoking, hear us out! In this episode, we discuss the pitfalls of news and media companies, their unending juggler’s act of giving us the “truth” and turning a profit. Guest kitty…
Episode 15 What are our responsibilities on educating youths on sex?
Oct 19, 2017 • 33 min
This week, the longkang is steaming with sex! Continuing with the theme of last week, we tackle the question of how far do we take sex education for young people. The kitties also talk about their past experience with sex education. References: Rise of…
Episode 14 Should we ban child-shaped sex dolls?
Oct 8, 2017 • 62 min
Sex dolls in the shape of children, how do we deal with it? From a legal standpoint, it seems straightforward, from a cultural and ethical one, that is where all hell breaks loose in the longkang this week! We discuss similar topics including paedophiles,…
Episode 13 What do we REALLY feel about race, Presidential elections, and ninjas?
Sep 30, 2017 • 71 min
Oh boy oh boy, what a minefield we’ve stumbled upon! Fortunately, we got our special guest, Saiful to help us navigate this madness that is race and ethnicity within the context of our most recent Presidential s̶e̶l̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ election. In this episode,…
Episode 12.5 Half celebrities death matches (out-takes)
Sep 1, 2017 • 8 min
The kitties got caught in the monsoon season of work! While the Long Kangs are flooding here’s an out-take episode where Dan Wong challenges Calvin Cheng to a fight! As the topic of Sonny Liew got intense, we got side-tracked and started talking about…
Episode 12 Should the government fund the arts?
Aug 20, 2017 • 52 min
Should the government fund the arts? With Sonny Liew winning several Eisner awards, the national conversation once again veered towards the pulling of funding for his book (which ironically can be argued made the book a raging success) and whether or not…