Inglorious Bards

Inglorious Bards

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Untold adventures still await you! Listen to the Inglorious Bards battle strange beasts, thwart evil plans, solve mysterious mysteries, and do something with vegetables that will make your grandpa cry. … I’m talking about chopping onions. The Inglorious Bards!


S03A07 “Razing the Bar”
May 28 • 228 min
In House Summeral the Heroes find sweet rest and delicious foods. They also ponder the next step in helping Sir Brenros complete his quest. This leads them to a tapestry shop with a less than helpful shop owner. Fortunately there is a customer who proves…
S03A06 “Big Things”
May 21 • 210 min
The Defenders of the Realm continue to assist Sir Brenros as they follow their leads to the capital city of Mearscon. But along the way they happen across some folks in need of assistance. Arrows fly (and miss), swords and mauls swing (and hit), potions…
S03A05 “Liars, Spiders, and Bears”
May 14 • 187 min
Our Heroes take another step closer in helping Sir Brenros complete his mission. A mysterious woman may hold answers to important questions, but will she talk? Old foes are fought, new friends are made and a birthday party is crashed. All this, and Jix…
S03A04 “Battle Barge”
May 7 • 219 min
Our Heroes devise a plan to smuggle precious cargo to safety, but Sir Brenros has an uneasy feeling about it. Jix shows off some surprise talents and knowledge, a Wolf is reunited with his pack, a monster that nobody knows the name of comes out of…
S03A03 “Two Kings”
Apr 30 • 169 min
The Defenders of the Realm find more trouble in Tabonry. A walk down memory lane brings up some sore spots for our heroes, but also some possible clues for Sir Brenros. A bird and a cat fight it out, Jix learns more about what happened over the months…
S03A02 “Flawed Judgment”
Apr 23 • 214 min
Our Heroes go under the ground only to get over their heads. A lost boy is found, but his father isn’t convinced. Idrisyl and Iggy make new friends and new enemies. A new business venture is formed, love is kindled, Zanner gets groomed, natural 1’s are…
S03A01 “Changing of the Guard”
Apr 16 • 218 min
Four months later… our heroes are still defending, still adventuring and still sometimes getting into more trouble than they bargained for. Zanner plays with fire, Iggy tests his strength and everyone questions their fortitude. A meeting with their old…
Season 3 Update: Twitch
Apr 14 • 1 min
The Inglorious Bards are coming to Twitch.tv every Tuesday at 7pm Pacific. Come join the live video stream, see the battles unfold before your very eyes, and join other fans of the show in the chat during the live show. Check out…
S03E016 “Home again, Home again”
Apr 10 • 154 min
Iggy delves deep into an underwater tunnel and gets more than he bargained for, Sildren makes some new close friends…real close, and the heroes learn you can’t go home again. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at…
S03E015 “Tower of Scordrennar”
Apr 4 • 162 min
The heroes continue their descent into the old tower, but they are not alone. Dangerous shrines and talking orbs of shadow show no mercy for the adventurers. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at https://discord.gg/5UwHBs2 * Show your…
S03E14 “Enemy at the Gates”
Mar 31 • 194 min
Our heroes confront a murderer of the town guard while another threat looms just outside the city gates. Magic and violence break out, as the heroes struggle to find this new enemy assaulting the town of Tabonry. * Join the Discord community to chat about…
S03E13 “Who Watches the Watchers”
Mar 24 • 172 min
The heroes say farewell to Sir Brenros before taking on a new assignment to find a murderer in town. During their investigation they finally unlock the secrets to their Mire pins as well as the group known as the Wolves. * Join the Discord community to…
S03E12 “Battle at the Low House”
Mar 17 • 231 min
The heroes grab their weapons and seek out the slave operation in Tabonry. Things get messy and violent real quick when the group lays siege to the criminal operation in town. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at…
S03E11 “A Whimsical, Violent Farce”
Mar 10 • 181 min
Our heroes find a new ally, Sir Brenros Aldramane, who brings news of slavers in the town of Tabonry. The heroes join forces with this old knight and crash a dinner party featuring the most wealthy and powerful folks in town. It’s high stakes, fine…
S03E10 “Night at the Theatre”
Mar 3 • 210 min
The heroes meet a new ally with information about a dangerous shadow fiend. They search the town of Tabonry for an old theatre and find danger lurking within. A magical device designed to banish the fiend brings both salvation and chaos for the heroes. *…
S03E09 “Lost in Time and Space”
Feb 25 • 150 min
The heroes arrive at the town of Tabonry to find some way to rescue their friend, Zanner. The little gnome is lost somewhere in time and space, and only his friends can save him. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at…
S03E08 “Chain Gate”
Feb 18 • 181 min
The heroes attack the chain gate to stop the portal from opening between worlds. Magic, fire, teleportation, and terrible teamwork bring a surprising end to the adventure. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at https://discord.gg/5UwHBs2 *…
S03E07 “Into the Lions’ Den”
Feb 11 • 172 min
The heroes return to Edlan Home with the missing girl taken by the swamp witch. They must make a critical decision on what to do with the master gear: leave it in the capable of hands of the sorceress Calienveroe or try to use the master gear to close the…
Supporting the Bards
Feb 10 • 3 min
Are you a fan of the adventures of Iggy, Idrisyl, Kylian, Zanner, and Jix? Learn about the different ways you can show your support for the podcast. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at https://discord.gg/5UwHBs2 * Show your support and…
S03E06 “Of Witches and Gnomes”
Feb 4 • 178 min
In an acid filled swamp, the heroes launch a surprise attack on a witch. They battle an endless swarm of rats and dark spells to rescue a girl kidnapped from Edlan Home. Their adventure takes a critical turn when they are forced to make a decision that…
S03E05 “Ascension of the Flesh”
Jan 28 • 189 min
Beneath an underground city, the heroes have been captured by a tribe of troglodytes. Viewed as both prisoner and demigods, the heroes must prove their powers to the troglodyte chief and his people. Challenge after challenge, the heroes embark on one…
S03E04 “Den of Serpents”
Jan 21 • 121 min
A huge, new ally awaits the heroes in their search for the swamp witch. But the adventure takes a turn deep underground to a ancient city inhabited by a dangerous race of primitives. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at…
S03E03 “Tower of the Gear”
Jan 14 • 235 min
Our heroes battle their way through a forgotten tower to find a secret they’ve traveled far to find. Dangerous guardians, a collapsing structure, a mysterious stranger from the sky, and a missing girl all await await them. * Join the Discord community to…
S03E02 “Farm of Irony”
Jan 7 • 179 min
The wicked gnome assaulting the farms of Bottom Hill has returned, and he’s brought a friend. How will the heroes deal with this nasty wizard and what secrets does he hold? The heroes then plunge into a face carved out the side of a chasm and get far more…
S03E01 “Welcome to Edlan Home”
Dec 31, 2019 • 186 min
New heroes! New adventures! It’s season 3 of the Inglorious Bards! We start with meeting our new heroes before tossing them right into a chase down a mountainside. The group then returns to the quiet town of Edlan Home where they run into a strange little…
Season 3 Trailer
Dec 22, 2019 • 1 min
The Bards are back with Season 3!
Season 2 Wrap Up
Oct 8, 2019 • 91 min
The final episode of the season. All the Inglorious Bards get together to talk about the adventures of season 2, answer questions from fans of the show, and bring up their own questions they’ve been saving all season long. Thanks for coming along on our…
S02E12 “Bug Out”
Sep 24, 2019 • 132 min
The yellow dome protecting the town from thousands of ravenous, alien bugs has failed. The heroes are trapped on a planet overwhelmed by monsters. Many lives are at stake with only one shuttle to get everyone off planet. There is a bloody day ahead. *…
S02E11 “Couping all over You”
Sep 17, 2019 • 206 min
The heroes are inside a dome surrounded by thousands of bloody-thirsty aliens, at the top of a hostile company’s office, facing down a security squad, security robot, and psionic witch, and are trying to take control of the town with a piece of paper.…
S02E10 “Citadel Celebration”
Sep 10, 2019 • 173 min
The heroes celebrate their victorious battle with the rest of the Prophets back at the Citadel. Albis 47P makes a new friend right before the crew heads out on another dangerous mission. Their destination: to come face-to-face with an old enemy and save a…
S02E09 “Savage Solar Skirmish”
Sep 3, 2019 • 199 min
Our heroes race to defend an orbiting solar array where Legion forces have launched an attack. The Prophets fight battle after battle to defend the station to force the Legion back. * Join the Discord community to chat about the show at…
S02E08 “A Shield with no Soul”
Aug 27, 2019 • 159 min
The heroes spend several days of downtime at the Citadel yet cannot find a moment to rest. New offers made, new people to meet, and new dangers threaten the Prophets. A surprise attack is launched against the planet Haven at the same time a soulless…
S02E07 “Ethical Fallout”
Aug 20, 2019 • 213 min
Under the dome protecting the town of Salore, the heroes find themselves pushing the limits of their jurisdiction and getting on the wrong side of the law. Threats are made and a deal is struck that puts the Prophets in a difficult situation. But before…
S02E06 “Mandatory Happiness and Murder”
Aug 13, 2019 • 187 min
The heroes arrive at the town of Salore. It’s a community living beneath a dome and threatened by danger outside and strife within. Struggling police, racial tension, and sketchy companies get the crew in over their heads as they step over the line to get…
S02E05 “Ripping the Rip Claws”
Aug 6, 2019 • 192 min
After partying their way on board the hijacked freighter, the heroes blast their way further through the ship to root out any more Rip Claw gang members. They search the ship and find a cargo container with more than they expected inside. In the end, the…
S02E04 “Kelin’s Party Barge”
Jul 30, 2019 • 204 min
The heroes get details from Dr. Mares about his experience with Chadra, the strange alien creature slain on the worldship. It’s not long before the Prophets are called to speak before the most gifted minds in the Alliance. In the end, Kelin’s Party Barge…
Patreon Update
Jul 25, 2019 • 1 min
We are proud to announce the Inglorious Bards Patreon page at Patreon.com/IngloriousBards Here is a run down of some of the content available for our patrons spread across different tiers. - Bonus Episodes: Full episodes of extra adventures of the gang. -…
S02E03 “Worldship Ornua”
Jul 23, 2019 • 211 min
With Catherine in the clutches of the vile gris, the heroes must find a way to rescue her and resolve the situation onboard the world ship. Yet there is something else lurking in the dark recesses of the vast ship. Something violent. Something with a…
S02E02 “Violent Diplomacy”
Jul 23, 2019 • 208 min
The crew encounter a dangerous race bent on taking control over an isolated people. Kolsch battles a robot determined to quarantine him for 48 hours, and the group takes on this new enemy in the darkened catwalks of a massive engine room. * Join the…
S02E01 “Prophets”
Jul 23, 2019 • 85 min
Season 2 begins with all new heroes and adventures! The show kicks off with a hover car chase through the woods as the crew chases down smugglers. Returning back to the Citadel, their base of operations, the group takes on their first mission and blast…
Season 2 Trailer
Jul 3, 2019 • 1 min
The Inglorious Bards are back with season 2!
Season 1 Wrap Up
Apr 9, 2019 • 159 min
The final episode of the season. All the Inglorious Bards get together to talk about the adventures of season 1, answer questions from fans of the show, and bring up their own questions they’ve been saving all season long. We will be taking a break for…
Episode 37 “The Spire”
Apr 2, 2019 • 181 min
The heroes make a stand against the chaos cult inside the Spire. As the cultists finish their plan to unleash violent gods upon the world, a final bell tolls…summoning the undead general, Morien. The heroes must risk everything to save the city and the…
Episode 36 “Inner Vaults”
Mar 26, 2019 • 151 min
The heroes search for the fabled key to the Banewarrens in their efforts to stop the chaos cult and the dark powers of Morien from destroying the city.
Episode 35 “Karverath”
Mar 19, 2019 • 194 min
The heroes have explored deep into a volcano in their search for a Lacian gate. Their quest is to seal the gate once and for all to prevent their nemesis from getting free. There is just one small catch…somewhere in this massive cavern, the dragon…
Episode 34 “Ice & Flame”
Mar 12, 2019 • 186 min
A farewell ceremony is held in the rain before the heroes head out to the Dusk Mountains. There, they encounter a fierce hill giant in their search for another Lacian gate.
Episode 33 “Grave Situation”
Mar 5, 2019 • 155 min
The battle continues against Lissiar with the heroes surrounded by stygian skeletons, lich hounds, and the undead queen herself. Dark water blocks the heroes path and closes in on them from behind. The situation grows more dangerous and grim with each…
Episode 32 “Descent into a Nightmare”
Feb 26, 2019 • 121 min
Unsure of how to pursue the cultists deeper into the Banewarrens, the heroes explore an ominous mausoleum that appeared overnight in the Necropolis. Inside, they find a nightmarish enemy that threatens to tear the group apart.
Episode 31 “Old Friends”
Feb 19, 2019 • 101 min
Leaving the Banewarrens, the heroes look for answers on how to access the inner vaults in pursuit of the chaos cult. They must also confront Pireal, the man dressed in black they’ve known for months and whose ancient prison they just discovered. And Puck…
Episode 30 “Outer Vaults”
Feb 12, 2019 • 147 min
The heroes enter the breach into the Banewarrens and make unsettling discoveries.
Episode 29 “Beneath the Plaza”
Feb 5, 2019 • 175 min
With rumors spreading that evil forces have broken into the Banewarrens, the heroes look for any sign of the infamous vaults beneath the city. Along the way, they help out their old friend Vakeer, the bard and terrorize a poor man and his cheese shop.
Episode 28 “Visit from a Strange Sage”
Jan 29, 2019 • 175 min
Puck and Elmon drop by a mercenary guild house to pay Jorn, the one-eyed guard, a visit. The heroes are then visited at their manor by an odd man who tells the history of the first age of the world and the Banewarrens. And the elves of Iridthil’s Home…
Episode 27 “Boom Make Orc Happy”
Jan 22, 2019 • 184 min
Elmon encounters the remnants of an orc camp where he comes across a foreboding note. The other heroes help a poor man lost at sea before things get weird and very bloody. The group then returns to the city only to have to deal with a mysterious purple…
Episode 26 “Promontory”
Jan 15, 2019 • 172 min
The adventurers have set sail along the coast, tasked with scouting an invading fleet of orcs. A few days into their journey, the heroes have tracked down an orc war party camped on top of a rocky promontory overlooking the ocean. Now, the heroes close in…
Episode 25 “Calm Before the Storm”
Jan 8, 2019 • 190 min
Three months of time have passed and a calm has settled over the city. Our heroes have worked on their new home, connected with old friends, and enjoyed a well-earned peace. But other forces have grown in the darkness, making their plans, and biding their…
Episode 24 “Lanarin Manor”
Jan 1, 2019 • 218 min
Our heroes investigate an abandoned mansion that has been hidden somewhere within the city behind a barrier of magic. Tasked by the city to clear out any thieves, vagrants, or worse…the heroes force their way into this disturbing manor.
Episode 23 “Goblin Politics”
Dec 25, 2018 • 162 min
A new law banning orcs from the city will soon be voted on, and our heroes have a plan to stop it. Maneuvering within the political world, they speak with several prominent guild leaders as well as their friend, Maleel. Yet before the day is done, they…
Episode 22 “Chains of Morien”
Dec 18, 2018 • 192 min
The sun sets across the Necropolis as the heroes battle in the depths of a masoleum. They must find a way to close the lacian gate before the horrors of the graveyard rise up around them.
Episode 21 “Necropolis”
Dec 11, 2018 • 193 min
Rhil continues to infiltrate the chaos cult, aiding them in dangerous work to earn their trust. As the heroes stake out the cult meeting room, four bells toll bringing a familiar and dangerous enemy. And the group steps through the gates of the most…
Episode 20 “Taylor’s Map”
Dec 4, 2018 • 125 min
The heroes continue their infiltration of the chaos cult by pretending to be new recruits. The pressure rises when they are ordered to burn down homes and frame the local, elven community. While the heroes decide how far they are willing to go, Avius…
Episode 19 “Joining the Chaos”
Nov 27, 2018 • 103 min
Elmon and Rhill attempt to infiltrate the chaos cult. Elmon predictably gets off to a rocky start with their contact, forcing Rhill to talk their way out of trouble. Later the duo perform criminal mischief to earn trust in their attempt to insinuate…
Episode 18 “Party and a Puppet Show”
Nov 20, 2018 • 197 min
Our heroes follow up on their lead to infiltrate the chaos cult. Using their own unique brand of subterfuge, they infiltrate a dinner party and crash it with typical aplomb. Undead continue to seek out Elmon, but this time they track down the elf for a…
Episode 17 “A New Plan”
Nov 13, 2018 • 180 min
A Counciliator spy passes along a plan to strike back at the chaos cult. The group gathers supplies and meets up with a new friend who wants to take a dangerous course of action.
Episode 16 “The Grey Ascent”
Nov 6, 2018 • 174 min
Having defeated the madman at the top of the clock tower, the heroes now face a new enemy…one of their own. A giant clockwork spider descends on the city, a hero is critically wounded, and Olgrim holds more power than he ever imagined. And that’s just how…
Episode 15 “Clock Tower”
Oct 30, 2018 • 136 min
Asking a curiosity shop owner points the heroes towards the location of Sanor. They sneak and battle their way through a clock tower to finally get close to the Grey Ascent.
Episode 14 “Ivory Sword”
Oct 23, 2018 • 138 min
In this episode, our heroes finally discover that the Ivory Swords have been holding Rolmik captive. Bargaining for his release, things take a turn when Puck makes an alarming discovery. Once finishing their business with the Ivory Swords, the group heads…
Episode 13 “Winding Back the Temple”
Oct 16, 2018 • 151 min
Our heroes continue their journey through the temple, during which they encounter a rift that endangers the entire party before having to fend off a venomous foe. After which, they search for an escape from the depths of the temple but find an obvious…
Episode 12 “Forgotten Temple”
Oct 9, 2018 • 195 min
After managing to defeat the kaken hatchling, the heroes return to the boglig village, tell their story, and speak to the chief. Spending the night in the village, Olgrim and Puck are presented with an interesting dilemma with very different results. The…
Episode 11 “A Crack in the Challenge”
Oct 2, 2018 • 185 min
This week the Bards find themselves facing a primitive tribe of frog like creatures called Bogligs. They are tasked with a challenge of cunning and strength to prove their worth to the tribe. Some of the heroes shine and impress the Bogligs while others…
Episode 10 “A Faire to Remember”
Sep 25, 2018 • 189 min
In this episode, the group runs into a now familiar frenemy, whom they enter into an informal compact. Elmon goes head-to-head against a local champion and gains the attention of an Elven woman. Meanwhile, Puck terrorizes bullies for the crippled…
Episode 09 “Fur, Fireballs, and Festivals”
Sep 18, 2018 • 212 min
Leaving behind their experience against the dark specters, our heroes continue to battle their way through the sewers. Olgrim figures out why multiplication can be dangerous on their way to the heart of the rats’ nest where Avius and Puck shine. After…
Episode 08 “Riding Bear Back”
Sep 11, 2018 • 136 min
The heroes return to the sewers to exterminate more ratmen, find themselves challenged crossing a deep channel of sludge, and end up blocked by an odd pool of water. A secret is discovered that leads to an old construction below the city with an air of…
Episode 07 “Why Did It Have to be Rats?”
Sep 4, 2018 • 161 min
The Bards find work with a previous acquaintance to learn more about the Grey Ascent. Traveling into the sewers of Taullis, they run into more than one type of vermin. They discover a kidnapped victim in peril before a dire event becomes much more…
Episode 06 “Tribunal”
Aug 28, 2018 • 186 min
Having recovered their companion from the Chaos Cultists, the party quickly runs into trouble from an unexpected source. Their honesty is put to the test, and they struggle with a choice which may haunt them in the future. Avius does his best not to…
Episode 05 “Down into Chaos”
Aug 19, 2018 • 243 min
With Olgrim Shield biter taken away by cultists, the rest of the heroes search desperately for their friend, seeking out a previous acquaintance hoping he will have information on Olgrim’s abductors. They gain an ally and pave a path through a fanatical…
Episode 04 “Gears and Cogs”
Aug 19, 2018 • 166 min
Our heroes pursue several clues to the location of the Grey Ascent, a magic trinket coveted by many. Following a lead, the group battles more constructs, gets tangled up in the thieve’s guild, and follow a bloody trail to more clues. An old enemy of the…
Episode 03 “Twice for All Clear”
Aug 19, 2018 • 213 min
Join the Inglorious Bards as they attend a dinner party, discover why you never leave a disgruntled goblin alone in a kitchen, and battle a magical construct. The Inglorious Bards return to dry land from their commission to chart an island. Stumbling into…
Episode 02 “White Cliffs”
Aug 19, 2018 • 175 min
Join the Inglorious Bards as they explore an uncharted island, engage in diplomacy, and find out what happens when you leave a dwarf alone in a room swarmed by enemies. Our group continues their journey to the uncharted island where they uncover a…
Episode 01 “Cursed Ship”
Aug 19, 2018 • 158 min
Come join the Inglorious Bards on their first adventure of the campaign. Follow the not-so-harrowing tales of Avius the wizard, Puck the goblin healer, Elmon the archer, and Olgrim the drunken dwarf as they tangle with cultists, rescue a homeless man from…
Who are the Inglorious Bards?
Aug 19, 2018 • 1 min
Welcome to the Inglorious Bards!