Swearing Mamas

Swearing Mamas

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Sharing the good, the bad, and the sweary moments of motherhood. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support


51: I Saw Courtney Wearing Army Pants and Flip Flops, So I Bought Army Pants and Flip Flops
Aug 19 • 65 min
This week I got to talk with one of the absolute coolest moms I’ve met recently (hence the episode title) about a little bit of everything. Courtney is a brand new friend, so I learned all about her experience having a baby with health complications,…
50: Talkin Bout 3 Generations! (feat. Edie Russell and Wendy Prahl)
Aug 12 • 52 min
Lauren invited her mother and grandmother to help her answer some of the internet’s most suggested questions to ask your mom! @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces @pandaforcesband —- Support this podcast:…
49: Mom Guilt (feat. Seth Howard)
Aug 5 • 50 min
Lauren talks to her husband Seth about “mom guilt” and how parents on both ends experience guilt, and how we handle it. Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas —- Support this podcast:…
48: What Do You Want Your Kid to Know?
Jul 29 • 32 min
This week I asked listeners to tell me something they’d like their kids to know in the future. I read their responses and some funny stories sent in as well. Send your replies to [email protected] or anywhere @swearingmamas…
47: Parenting Through Darkness
Jul 22 • 61 min
Lauren talks about her experiences being a parent while coping with mental health issues, as well as grief and loss. @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces —- Support this podcast:…
46: Storming Episode 46 with Jeremy Bentley
Jul 15 • 61 min
Lauren chats with her friend Jeremy about what it’s like being a single dad, and raising a new teenager. @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces @pandaforces —- Support this podcast:…
45: Better Than An Okay Grandma (feat. Wendy Prahl)
Jul 8 • 51 min
Lauren chats with her grandmother about what it’s like to be a great grandmother, parenting in the 70s vs now, and the differences in raising boys and girls. @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces…
44: Milking it with Caroline Pemberton
Jul 1 • 55 min
Lauren and Caroline, of Naturally Caroline Pemberton, discuss milk supply, how Caroline overcame issues with a tongue tie, and other breastfeeding concerns. postnatal tea: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bps9CLVntwq/?igshid=1knk726fgeq04 cooling nipple pads:…
43: Raising 3 Boys (feat. Crystal Passwaters)
Jun 24 • 55 min
Crystal Passwaters joins Lauren to talk about VBAC, raising 3 boys within 4 years of one another, and the loss of her son, and Lauren’s cousin Tyler. #adoptdontbop teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas @swearingmamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces…
42: Shrek and His Shower Orange
Jun 17 • 61 min
This episode is a mixed bag of things our kids are currently into and goofy irrelevant things we have to say. @swearingmamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
41: Would You Rather - Parenting Edition
Jun 11 • 51 min
Lauren and Lindsey play parenting ‘would you rather’ addressing everything from breastfeeding, to sandwich crusts, to legos. Join our new Swearing Mamas Facebook group! @swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces…
40: Summer Moms
Jun 3 • 46 min
Lauren and Lindsey are talking about their summer plans for the year! Join our new facebook group to view exclusive content, chat with our hosts and fellow swearing mamas! Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces @swearingmamas facebook.com/swearingmamas…
39: …idk my BFF Jill?
May 28 • 50 min
Lindsey and Lauren talk about how they’ve navigated friendships throughout motherhood, and the importance of sharing vulnerability and hardships amongst friends. teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas intro: So Basic- Panda Forces @pandaforcesband…
38: Sick AF
May 20 • 35 min
Lauren and Lindsey talk about how they deal with their children during illnesses, ickiness and other issues. #scrunchy find us everywhere @swearingmamas merch: teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces —- Support this podcast:…
37: There’s A Name for People Like Us
May 13 • 54 min
Lauren and Lindsey review baby names they’ve seen and heard and discuss alternative names for their own kids. @swearingmamas Intro: So Basic - Panda Forces —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
36: Oh S#!t
May 6 • 42 min
Lindsey talks about her current progress in potty training. Lauren talks about her findings reading up on elimination communication and early potty training, and summarizes her game plan. Oh Crap! Potty Training by Jamie Glowacki:…
35: Baby at the Bar
Apr 30 • 52 min
Lauren and Lindsey talk about going out as a parent. From hiking, to camping, to shows, we cover it all. Relevant links: facebook.com/swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas twitter.com/swearingmamas facebook.com/bluebearbarn…
34: Telling Vs. Sheltering
Apr 22 • 32 min
Lauren and Lindsey talk about when and in what ways they plan to be honest with their children about some of the more difficult realities of the world, mythological creatures, and the uncomfortable questions that kids ask.…
33: I Yelled At An Infant
Apr 15 • 32 min
In this week’s episode, Lauren and Lindsey spill the honest truth: we’ve lost our shit and yelled at a tiny, innocent baby before, and so have most other moms we’ve talked with. We are here to share the funny moments, but we’re also here to share the ugly…
32: No Mom Shaming
Apr 9 • 45 min
Lauren and Lindsey talk about mom shaming and why it’s the worst, and you’re the worst if you do it. F mom shaming mugs, stickers, shirts and more: https://teespring.com/no-shame-5432_copy_1 facebook.com/swearingmamas @swearingmamas —- Support this…
31: To Spank or Not To Spank?
Apr 1 • 47 min
Lauren and Lindsey talk discipline and how they each feel about spanking. @swearingmamas facebook.com/swearingmamas teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
30: DO IT….JUST DO IT!
Mar 25 • 44 min
Lauren talks about how being a stay at home mom changed her perspective on life, and helped her work with and through her anxiety disorder to become a more optimistic and adventurous person. This is your encouragement this week to chase your dreams, and…
29: Swearing Daddies (Feat. Seth Howard)
Mar 11 • 39 min
Lauren and her husband Seth talk about dad life, how it differs from mom life, and how it differs from pre-baby life. Our band: @pandaforcesband Fabian’s dad blog: @fabidad fabidad.com facebook.com/swearingmamas anchor.fm/swearingmamas…
28: Momo is NoMo
Mar 4 • 47 min
This episode is all about the mass hysteria surrounding viral events such as the 360 sippy cup freak-out and, of course, your favorite baddie, Momo. Lauren and Lindsey discuss pre-internet folk lore, how to filter the paranoia, and the many reasons we…
27: Feeding the Zoo Animals
Feb 25 • 60 min
Lindsey and Lauren talk about their eating and feeding philosophies, from the very beginning (baby led weaning vs purees) to the joyful days of only eating T Rex nuggets (that one is Lindsey, though.) DISCLAIMER: This episode deals with emotional eating…
26: One of Us Will Be Crying It Out
Feb 18 • 49 min
This week is all about sleep training and just the general joys of crying! Follow us at facebook.com/swearingmamas @swearingmamas Merch available at teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
25: Raising Tiny Vegans feat. Caroline Pemberton (Naturally Caroline Pemberton)
Feb 11 • 48 min
While we are still missing our girl Lindsey, Lauren chats with Caroline, of Youtube’s Naturally Caroline Pemberton, about why the two of us have chosen to raise our sons vegan, nutritional concerns, and the possibility of “missing out on the fun.” Follow…
24: Swearing Grandmas feat. Lauren’s Mom
Feb 4 • 51 min
Lauren interviews her mom (or Glamma as she’s called in our home) about the grandma life and how parenting has changed over the years. This episode is being released on Glamma’s birthday, so send her lots of love on our social media! —- Support this…
23: One Big Room Full of Bad Mamas
Jan 28 • 46 min
Lindsey and Lauren talk mom groups: both human and cyber. Lauren teaches Lindsey a new swear word! —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
22: This Is Us!
Jan 21 • 50 min
This episode is dedicated to allowing our listeners to get to know us a little bit better. Lauren and Lindsey take a step back to really talk about who they are as individuals and what their lives look like, as well as a bit about their general parenting…
21: Just Let It Happen
Jan 16 • 30 min
Lauren kicks off a new segment called Mom Tip of the Week, by discussing one change that has helped her feel less stressed. teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas facebook.com/pandaforcesband —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
20: Welcome To My Crib
Jan 7 • 44 min
This episode is all about crib safety and safe sleep practices. For free courses and to claim your baby box, visit babyboxco.com —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
19: N.Y.E…. Bill?
Dec 31, 2018 • 39 min
Lauren and Lindsey discuss the New Year, Oliver’s first birthday plans, and a lot of wildly irrelevant and highly inappropriate Sims behavior. Our merch shop is now open at: https://teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas —- Support this podcast:…
18: Having Fun With Your Fear - with Laura Di Franco MPT
Dec 17, 2018 • 33 min
Lauren and Lindsey chat with Holistic Physical Therapist and writer Laura Di Franco. The ladies discuss Laura’s new book, and the idea of purpose-driven fear. Laura gives us some wonderful words of encouragement both as individuals and as parents. For…
17: Merry, Sweary Christmas
Dec 11, 2018 • 41 min
Lauren and Lindsey discuss holiday traditions, plans for this month, and Santa. Oh, and they get eaten by Krampus. Send us your thoughts and your stories on all social medias @swearingmamas or [email protected]! —- Support this podcast:…
16: The TV Is the Babysitter
Dec 3, 2018 • 51 min
Lindsey and Lauren talk about screen time, including brief mentions of mom shaming, generational changes, and sensory stimulation. For anyone who would like to listen to our faves, the podcasts listed in this episode were: Last Podcast on the Left,…
15: Happy Birthdaygiving!
Nov 27, 2018 • 32 min
Lauren and Lindsey recap their Thanksgivings, Black Fridays, and Lauren’s birthday. Don’t @ us, ya turkey loving, roomba having betches. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
14: The Mental Load is Heavy
Nov 12, 2018 • 53 min
In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren talk about what it’s like carrying the mental load in their households, decision fatigue, and how they’ve managed to stay on top of it all. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
13: Same S#!t Different Day
Nov 7, 2018 • 43 min
In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk about their unique daily routines, and explain their personal fails and the wins trying to balance life outside of parenthood. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
12: A Scary, Sweary Halloween
Oct 30, 2018 • 40 min
In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk about Halloween plans, traditions and favorites. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
11: Traveling With Kids Is a B%[email protected]#
Oct 22, 2018 • 44 min
On this episode, Lindsey and Lauren talk about the struggles (and wins!) of traveling with munchkins. #LifeHacks —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
10: Say Whatever the F#%k You Want
Oct 19, 2018 • 32 min
In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey discuss SWEARING!! Lindsey details her current and past experiences with her child learning four letter words and Lauren lays out her plans for the future for her son. —- Support this podcast:…
09: S#!t People Say
Oct 2, 2018 • 51 min
In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk unsolicited advice, rude comments, and mom shaming. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
08: Cannamamas ft. Lauren of M.y. High Vibrations
Sep 27, 2018 • 28 min
Lindsey and Lauren interview Lauren aka Lieu of M.y. High Vibrations massage and yoga about cannabis usage as a mom. Follow her on instagram @m.y.highvibrations and @theyoganjaboarder and check out her website myhighvibrations.com for more on cannabis,…
It Was a Bad Day .01
Sep 19, 2018 • 49 min
It Was a Bad Day is a new segment on the Swearing Mamas podcast. Separate from our usual debates and discussions, this segment is to vent the terrible, difficult or plain sh!tty things that we go through on a smaller scale. This first installment opens…
07: My Kid is Better Than Yours! 🤷🏻‍
Sep 10, 2018 • 43 min
In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren discuss the confusing, competitive turns that milestone tracking can take. They also have a lot to say about Ledo Pizza. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
06: I Co-Slept with my Child and He Needed Brain Surgery
Sep 3, 2018 • 44 min
In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren tackle co-sleeping, and Lindsey recounts the time her baby fell off the bed. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
05: Boob Juice
Aug 23, 2018 • 49 min
On today’s episode, our boobtiful, positively TITilating hosts, Lindsey & Lauren, talk about their experiences with both breastfeeding and formula. And like a mother of twins, they address both sides. We refuse to bottle up our emotions, even if it means…
04: Holy Sh!t, Vaccinate Your Kids!
Aug 14, 2018 • 54 min
In an episode originally designated to discuss our newfound conspiracy theories, Lindsey & Lauren redirect the conversation to the one topic they don’t think is a conspiracy at all: vaccines, and why they’re important. Disclaimer: This episode presents…
03: Our Bitchy Midwives
Aug 13, 2018 • 57 min
Lindsey & Lauren recount the stories of squeezing watermelon sized aliens out of their lady bagels. So get you a nice, steaming mug of placenta tea, and buckle up, bitches. We apologize for a few technical issues throughout this recording. We will have…
02: Congrats, You Had Sex!
Aug 1, 2018 • 36 min
Lauren and Lindsey discuss the (baby) bumps in the road to bringing our little bundles of joy from the womb to the delivery room. —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support
01: Hot Mess Moms
Jul 25, 2018 • 25 min
This first ever episode of Swearing Mamas acts as an introduction to ourselves, your hosts, and a love letter to all our fellow hot mess moms! —- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support