Apricot Jams

Apricot Jams

www.apricotjamspodcast.com
Audio journals about curious realizations and silly observations, featuring groovy instrumental music and an obsession with drawing.


42 | Howie Cohen
Jun 25 • 62 min
Throughout Howie Cohen’s 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer’s “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” and for having the balls to blow up the “old” Jack in the…
41 | Mary Basmadjian
Jun 21 • 77 min
Mary Basmadjian is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show “Armenian All-Stars” at Flappers in Burbank, California.
40 | Capitol Poonishment
May 22 • 11 min
00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 00:23 Reverse motivation • 01:16 Stupid is good • 02:34 Capital Poonisher • 03:10 God • 04:06 Stupid brain • 04:44 Adaptation • 06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 06:46 Collective energy • 08:13 Insane obsession • 09:22 23 and maybe…
39 | Unnatural Talent
May 14 • 13 min
00:00 Leveraging a curse • 00:47 Unibrow on a child • 02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 03:25 Soft goodbye • 03:51 Leaky face • 05:08 Mediocrity rules • 06:07 Down to earth • 06:59 Secret shortcut • 09:26 10 kids • 09:58 Delicate balance • 11:42 Meshuggah
38 | iAccidentLawyers
May 8 • 10 min
00:00 So smart • 00:41 Gender assumption • 01:49 Nostalgia • 02:53 Loving themselves • 03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 04:02 Cow worship • 04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 04:56 Son of a great man • 05:33 Fire worship • 05:58 Forgotten past • 06:30 Drawing vs…
37 | Sex Robot
May 3 • 9 min
00:00 Sex robots • 01:02 Reverse Motivation • 01:53 Growing Apart • 02:54 Sketchy God • 03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 05:29 Self Reflection • 05:55 The Creative Well • 06:42 Emilio • 06:59 Plight of the Creator • 08:08 Audio Technica
36 | Genetics, Evolution & History with Marat Grigoryan
Apr 29 • 106 min
Feral Children and Rome • Cougars • Out of Africa Northbound • Zoroastrianism • A Perfect Circle • DyÄ“us Phter • Consolidating the gods • Amen • Indo-European Origin • Caucus • Dothraki • DNA • Indo-Urartu Armenians • Sex Robots? • Incels • Sunlight •…
35 | Pure
Apr 24 • 10 min
00:00 Purity • 00:43 Titty streamers • 01:31 Like dropping • 02:09 Embarassed • 02:31 Douchebag? • 03:00 The last word • 03:45 Kamikaze • 04:21 Slow start • 04:41 Two kinds of assholes • 05:35 Soul burn • 06:14 Cucumber • 06:45 Hate is easy • 07:47 How to…
34 | Pool Animals
Mar 30 • 7 min
00:00 Pool toys - 00:34 Overcooked - 00:53 Extra - 01:17 Impulsive - 01:40 Psychic dogs - 02:21 Jizz - 03:09 Black hole of pain - 04:07 Meertha - 04:27 Regular ass hat - 05:08 Groove juice - 06:02 El Doucherino - 06:49 Talk to the hand - 07:14 Outro
33 | Cleaning Anxiety
Mar 21 • 10 min
Comical observations about being human - featuring some dope tunes
32 | Butter Nut
Mar 15 • 8 min
Observational comedy about being human - featuring some dope tunes
31 | Yanni (LL Stylish)
Mar 8 • 54 min
A chat with professional league of legends player LL Stylish
30 | Bipolar Blackhole
Mar 7 • 6 min
Observational comedy about being human - featuring some dope tunes
29 | Spooning
Feb 20 • 10 min
Observational comedy about being human - featuring some dope tunes.
28 | Slice ‘n Dice
Feb 16 • 9 min
Observational Comedy + Perspective
27 | Cosmic Bunghole
Jan 27 • 9 min
Observational comedy through the lens of science
26 | Chat with Aram & Mary
Jan 8 • 17 min
We talk religion and then risky sex change operations.
25 | Shower Thoughts
Dec 13, 2018 • 10 min
Shower thoughts on rapid fire
24 | Chat with Kerin
Dec 1, 2018 • 9 min
Topics: Genuine Honest Vibes, Twitch, History, Roman Technology, Boobs, Human Cheese, Relative Contrast, Psychic Elephants, Homo Erectus, Homo Sapien, Evolution, Crude Comedy
23 | Sausage Taco
Nov 27, 2018 • 9 min
Thinking out loud about recent life events
22 | Reproductive Success
Nov 16, 2018 • 10 min
Thinking out loud about recent life events
#21 | Spider School
Nov 4, 2018 • 7 min
Short journals on recent life events
#20 | Neural Composition
Oct 23, 2018 • 6 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#19 | Chat with Avo
Sep 19, 2018 • 86 min
Avo Kambourian is an independent film maker & editor in Los Angeles… oh and also a super chill dude who is fun to chat about movies with.
#18 | Batman’s Eyebrows - with Kelsey & Erin
Aug 25, 2018 • 8 min
Kelsey & Erin talk about Batman’s eyebrows, Astrology, Ice Cream Licking and Skymall Magazine
#17 | People who inspire me
Aug 20, 2018 • 5 min
Shout out to all my biggest inspirations
#16 | Jam with Orbel
Aug 14, 2018 • 10 min
Mario jams and unusual conversations
#15 | Memory & Marijuana
Aug 8, 2018 • 3 min
Raw thoughts on memory and marijuana.
#14 | Babies & Faces
Jul 30, 2018 • 1 min
Babies evolved the ability to see faces and face like shapes because it was good for survival… and it also feels great for parents.
#13 | Chat w/ Aramais
Jul 25, 2018 • 43 min
A Chat with my friend Aramais Airapetian who directed Hard Right, an unreleased short we made in 2015.
#12 | Relationships & Hard Conversations
Jul 12, 2018 • 7 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#11 | Losing Streaks
Jul 11, 2018 • 6 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#10 | Health, Anxiety and Ingenuity
Jul 10, 2018 • 10 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#9 | Low Sodium
Jul 9, 2018 • 3 min
Debrief after a 2 week suspension from League of Legends
#8 | Honest With Myself
Jul 8, 2018 • 8 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#7 | It’s a Girl
Jul 7, 2018 • 7 min
Day 15 of being a Dad. Mind Dumpf.
#6 | We’re All Just Pizza
Jul 6, 2018 • 5 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#5 | Caring Too Much
Jul 5, 2018 • 10 min
Multiple live phone recordings of in-the-moment realizations stitched together
#4 | Beethoven And Mozart
Jul 4, 2018 • 2 min
Mozart and Beethoven spoke a different language.
#3 | A Lot A Bit
Jul 3, 2018 • 0 min
A little bit is better than a lot a bit
#2 | Real Connections
Jul 2, 2018 • 5 min
Looking at things for what they are is harder that it sounds. Sharing good vibes is contagious.
#1 | Streaming Motivation
Jul 1, 2018 • 4 min
Staying motivation through early twitch streaming grinding