2 Dumb For This

2 Dumb For This

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Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk. Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady. Join these two best friends as they discuss whatever dumb things comes to mind. And you never know who is gonna stop by the show! It’s fun. It’s weird. It’s the 2 Dumb For This show. New episodes launch every Tuesday.


Ari “The Sperminator” Nagel
Jul 4 • 85 min
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.
“Ari “The Sperminator” Nagel” Launches Thursday, July 4
Jul 3 • 2 min
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.
Dusty Slay
Jun 25 • 70 min
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He’s one of the funniest comics out…
TEASER: “Dusty Slay” launches Tuesday, June 25
Jun 24 • 3 min
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He’s one of the funniest comics out…
Maddie Ross
Jun 18 • 102 min
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross’s new album *Never Have I Ever* “an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP.” Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton’s farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get…
We Pussed Out (Behind the Scenes Audio)
Jun 17 • 24 min
The previous episode sucked. And it ends really quickly without much explanation. After the episode ended, Trenton and Jesse kept recording. We’re gonna play the behind the scenes episode for you to let you know that we know that the previous episode…
TEASER: “Maddie Ross” Launches Tuesday, June 18
Jun 17 • 5 min
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross’s new album *Never Have I Ever* “an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP.” Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton’s farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get…
Scary Stories Documentary (Cody Meirick, Producer/Director)
Jun 11 • 63 min
Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a funk while the boys discuss hairless…
TEASER: Scary Stories Documentary (Producer/Director Cody Meirick)
Jun 10 • 3 min
This episode launches Tuesday, June 11. Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a…
Jesse Jane
Jun 4 • 120 min
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O’Neal. And…
TEASER: “Jesse Jane” launches Tuesday, June 4
Jun 3 • 2 min
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O’Neal. And…
BEST OF: Those Thumbs Tho
May 31 • 13 min
This is a BEST OF clip from our episode called BRACKLE DACKLE. Be sure and check out the full episode!
The Suitcase Junket
May 28 • 73 min
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. Don’t miss this one. Listen now!
TEASER: “The Suitcase Junket” launches Tuesday, May 28
May 27 • 2 min
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. This episode launches Tuesday, May 28.
Kevin McDonald
May 21 • 88 min
Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald’s The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and Jesse chat comedy and music with Kevin. This…
TEASER: “Kevin McDonald” launches Tuesday, May 21
May 20 • 1 min
“Kevin McDonald” launches Tuesday, May 21! Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald’s The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and…
The VelociPastor (Brendan Steere, Writer/Director; and stars Greg Cohan and Alyssa Kempinski)
May 14 • 88 min
The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The…
TEASER: “The VelociPastor” launches Tuesday, May 14
May 13 • 1 min
The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The…
We Got Stood Up, Welldagum Surprises the Show
May 7 • 174 min
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA celebrity superstar… TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show.
TEASER: “We Got Stood Up” launches Tuesday, May 7
May 6 • 3 min
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA superstar celebrity… TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show. This episode…
Ashley Resch
Apr 30 • 115 min
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like…
TEASER: “Ashley Resch” launches Tuesday, April 30
Apr 29 • 1 min
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like…
Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio
Apr 23 • 100 min
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave are hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. How do they do the magical things they do with CAKE?! Want to see Prison Mike in cake…
TEASER: Sideserf Cake Studio launches Tuesday, April 23
Apr 22 • 3 min
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave and hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them out! This episode launches Tuesday,…
Jesse’s Family in Studio (PART 2)
Apr 16 • 105 min
Some of Jesse’s family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse’s mom, Linda, Jesse’s sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn’s boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 2 of a very special TWO PART episode, the epic conclusion.…
Jesse’s Family in Studio (PART 1)
Apr 9 • 98 min
Some of Jesse’s family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse’s mom, Linda, Jesse’s sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn’s boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 1 of a very special TWO PART episode. Lots of ground gets…
TEASER: “Jesse’s Family in Studio (PART 1)” is launching Tuesday, April 9
Apr 8 • 2 min
Some of Jesse’s family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse’s mom, Linda, Jesse’s sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn’s boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. Part 1 launches Tuesday, April 9. You don’t want to miss this one!
Tracy Pereira
Mar 26 • 123 min
Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts. Listen now!
TEASER: “Tracy Pereira” is coming Tuesday, March 26
Mar 25 • 4 min
“Tracy Pereira” launches Tuesday, March 26. Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts.
Mike Bocchetti
Mar 19 • 114 min
The one, the only Mike Bocchetti joins Trenton and Jesse on this very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. The guys talk food, the Civil War, and Dances with Wolves. You don’t want to miss this one! Also, Josh and Liz from Colorado call the show.
TEASER: “Mike Bocchetti” is launching Tuesday, March 19th
Mar 18 • 1 min
“Mike Bocchetti” launches Tuesday, March 19. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with the one and only comedian Mike Bocchetti. The guys spend an hour with Mike talking about sobriety, the civil war, and the 2nd Amendment. This is one you…
Brackle Dackle
Mar 12 • 117 min
Trenton used to do WHAT in the pool?! In “Brackle Dackle,” Trenton and Jesse take calls from Josh in Colorado and Todd in Iowa. Todd’s mom is a good sport. And he has a cat with a dick for a nose. Well, at least we THINK it’s a cat. Jesse pukes. Trenton…
“Brackle Dackle” is launching Tuesday, March 12
Mar 11 • 3 min
“Brackle Dackle” launches Tuesday, March 12. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with Todd from Iowa. Todd tells the guys he has a cat with a dick nose and it ends with Jesse puking down his shirt. You don’t wanna miss this one!
Everyone Should Watch Abducted in Plain Sight
Mar 5 • 116 min
WARNING: This episode contains spoilers and graphic content. Children should not listen to this episode, or really any other of our shows for that matter. Trenton and Jesse spend an entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted…
Teaser: “Abducted in Plain Sight Special Spectacular” is coming Tuesday, March 5
Mar 4 • 3 min
Episode #27 is coming Tuesday, March 5. Trenton and Jesse spend the entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Watch the movie and then tune in here. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608…
Trenton’s Super Happy Magic Birthday XXXtravaganza
Feb 26 • 92 min
Trenton celebrates a birthday! What did his wife get for him? I dunno, you’ll have to listen to find out. But it’s something BIG. Jesse gets pissy with smartphones. And the boys get trapped in a closet with R Kelly.
TEASER: “Trenton’s Super Happy Magic Birthday XXXtravaganza” launches Tuesday, February 26
Feb 25 • 1 min
Episode #26 is coming Tuesday, February 26. Trenton had a birthday and you won’t believe what his wife got him!! Check out this clip from the upcoming show and tune-in on Tuesday to hear all about Trenton’s big surprise present. Call and leave a voicemail…
Vajazzle Your Beard
Jan 22 • 141 min
Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There’s lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been discovered (you won’t believe the size of this thing), and the guys…
TEASER: “Vajazzle Your Beard” is launching Tuesday, January 22
Jan 21 • 1 min
Episode #25 is coming Tuesday, January 22. Check out this clip! Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There’s lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been…
21 HUMP STREET
Dec 18, 2018 • 133 min
Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the shits. And they come back with a vengeance. Listen as they take you behind the scenes of Destroy Dick December, 12 Hump Street, and the rising problem of touchy teachers.
TEASER: “21 Hump Street” is launching Tuesday, December 18
Dec 17, 2018 • 2 min
In this teaser clip for Episode #24, Trenton cooks up a plan to go undercover as a high school kid to hit on hot teachers. Episode #24 launches Tuesday, December 18. In Episode #24, Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the…
BEST OF: People Under the Leather Daddy
Dec 5, 2018 • 9 min
In this throwback clip from Episode #10, Trenton googles “Leather Daddy” and is never the same. They discuss the 1991 movie People Under the Stairs. Jesse has seen the movie “like 10 times.”
You Smell Like Prestige and Semen
Nov 28, 2018 • 139 min
Things get extra squirrely in Episode #23 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on Mars.
TEASER: “You Smell Like Prestige and Semen” launches Wednesday, November 28
Nov 27, 2018 • 3 min
Don’t eat the Romaine! Here’s the intro for show #23, coming bright and early Wednesday, November 28. In the upcoming episode, Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on…
Thanksgiving Special (Part 2)
Nov 22, 2018 • 94 min
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! In the exciting conclusion of our very first two-part Thanksgiving Special, we discuss Cyber Monday, Pauly Shore, and data privacy. Put on your tin foil hats because the back half of the show is a wild ride.
Thanksgiving Special (Part 1)
Nov 20, 2018 • 107 min
Trenton and Jesse discuss their upcoming Thanksgiving plans while Trenton brainstorms how many wild turkeys he could take in a fight. The boys discuss their thoughts on black friday sales and Jesse takes a poop.
TEASER: “Thanksgiving Special (PART 1)” is launching Tuesday, November 20
Nov 19, 2018 • 2 min
If Trenton get cornered by a gang of wild turkeys, how many could he take down? Part of the 2 DUMB FOR THIS Thanksgiving Special comes out Tuesday, November 20. Subscribe now so you don’t miss it!
BEST OF: Jesse is Turning Into a Lady
Nov 18, 2018 • 13 min
Jesse believes he has Low T. Trenton gets suspicious when Jesse starts singing like a lounge singer and discussing his love of baking. Trenton thinks Jesse is turning into a lady.
Introducing Iron Hole
Nov 15, 2018 • 133 min
Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and Crispr gene editing. Download it, enjoy it, and share it with friends.
TEASER: “Introducing Iron Hole” is launching Thursday, November 15
Nov 14, 2018 • 5 min
Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won’t want to miss it.
BEST OF: Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts
Nov 8, 2018 • 9 min
This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old copy of Podcasting for Dummies!). In 2018, Jesse attended Trenton’s wedding and the two of them re-visited…
Take Your Dum Dums and Shove ‘Em Up Your Bum Bum
Nov 6, 2018 • 131 min
Like Halloween? Like 90s music? Then you’ll LOVE Episode #19. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis…
TEASER: “Take Your Dums Dums and Shove ‘Em Up Your Bum Bum” launches Tuesday, November 6
Nov 5, 2018 • 2 min
Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.
Huge Fireman’s Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg
Oct 23, 2018 • 135 min
What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic…
Don’t Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole
Oct 16, 2018 • 136 min
In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody’s lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.
Call our new studio line 512-333-1608
Oct 1, 2018 • 131 min
In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now! Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 512-333-1608
Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid
Sep 25, 2018 • 150 min
In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!
Soaked from the Bone
Sep 10, 2018 • 117 min
In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.
Do you toss the salads yourself?
Sep 4, 2018 • 126 min
In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You’re gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.
2 Swingin’ For This
Aug 28, 2018 • 102 min
In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin’ good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy! Follow the show on Instagram:…
AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody Pooped in the Bed
Aug 23, 2018 • 138 min
In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed. Follow the show on Instagram:…
Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION)
Aug 13, 2018 • 134 min
In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves… A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can’t stop singing “MMM MMM MMM MMM.” Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on…
Boobs vs. Butts
Aug 7, 2018 • 133 min
In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches,…
Pork ‘n Puddin’
Jul 30, 2018 • 125 min
In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin’ days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.
Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners
Jul 23, 2018 • 137 min
In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.
Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster
Jul 16, 2018 • 123 min
In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to the…
Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death
Jul 9, 2018 • 108 min
Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die?…
Ignore The First Three Episodes
Jul 5, 2018 • 83 min
In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we’re not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.
Havin’ a Roni
Jul 2, 2018 • 85 min
In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.
New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things
Jun 25, 2018 • 89 min
In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what’s inside of Jesse’s trunk. Listen now.
The Pilot
Jun 18, 2018 • 90 min
In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton’s recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.