2 Dumb For This

2 Dumb For This

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Trenton and Jesse have known each other for nearly three decades.
Episode #25 - Vajazzle Your Beard
Jan 22 • 141 min
Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There’s lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been discovered (you won’t believe the size of this thing), and the guys…
TEASER: Episode #25 is coming Tuesday, January 22
Jan 21 • 1 min
Episode #25 is coming Tuesday, January 22. Check out this clip! Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There’s lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been…
Episode #24 - 21 HUMP STREET
Dec 18, 2018 • 133 min
Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the shits. And they come back with a vengeance. Listen as they take you behind the scenes of Destroy Dick December, 12 Hump Street, and the rising problem of touchy teachers.
TEASER: Episode #24 is coming Tuesday, December 18
Dec 17, 2018 • 2 min
In this teaser clip for Episode #24, Trenton cooks up a plan to go undercover as a high school kid to hit on hot teachers. Episode #24 launches Tuesday, December 18. In Episode #24, Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the…
BEST OF 2 Dumb For This “Episode #10” - People Under the Leather Daddy
Dec 5, 2018 • 9 min
In this throwback clip from Episode #10, Trenton googles “Leather Daddy” and is never the same. They discuss the 1991 movie People Under the Stairs. Jesse has seen the movie “like 10 times.”
Episode #23 - You Smell Like Prestige and Semen
Nov 28, 2018 • 139 min
Things get extra squirrely in Episode #23 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on Mars.
TEASER: Episode #23 is coming Wednesday, November 28
Nov 27, 2018 • 3 min
Don’t eat the Romaine! Here’s the intro for show #23, coming bright and early Wednesday, November 28. In the upcoming episode, Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on…
Episode #22 - Thanksgiving Special (Part 2)
Nov 22, 2018 • 94 min
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! In the exciting conclusion of our very first two-part Thanksgiving Special, we discuss Cyber Monday, Pauly Shore, and data privacy. Put on your tin foil hats because the back half of the show is a wild ride.
Episode #21 - Thanksgiving Special (Part 1)
Nov 20, 2018 • 107 min
Trenton and Jesse discuss their upcoming Thanksgiving plans while Trenton brainstorms how many wild turkeys he could take in a fight. The boys discuss their thoughts on black friday sales and Jesse takes a poop.
TEASER: Episode #21 Thanksgiving Special (PART 1) is coming Tuesday, November 20
Nov 19, 2018 • 2 min
If Trenton get cornered by a gang of wild turkeys, how many could he take down? Part of the 2 DUMB FOR THIS Thanksgiving Special comes out Tuesday, November 20. Subscribe now so you don’t miss it!
BEST OF 2 Dumb For This “Episode #12” - Jesse is Turning Into a Lady
Nov 18, 2018 • 13 min
Jesse believes he has Low T. Trenton gets suspicious when Jesse starts singing like a lounge singer and discussing his love of baking. Trenton thinks Jesse is turning into a lady.
Episode #20 - Introducing Iron Hole
Nov 15, 2018 • 133 min
Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and Crispr gene editing. Download it, enjoy it, and share it with friends.
TEASER: Episode #20 is coming Thursday, November 15
Nov 14, 2018 • 5 min
Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won’t want to miss it.
BEST OF 2 Dumb For This “Episode #1” - Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts
Nov 8, 2018 • 9 min
This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old copy of Podcasting for Dummies!). In 2018, Jesse attended Trenton’s wedding and the two of them re-visited…
Episode #19 - Take Your Dum Dums and Shove ‘Em Up Your Bum Bum
Nov 6, 2018 • 131 min
Like Halloween? Like 90s music? Then you’ll LOVE Episode #19. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis…
TEASER: Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6
Nov 5, 2018 • 2 min
Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.
Episode #18 - Huge Fireman’s Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg
Oct 23, 2018 • 135 min
What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic…
Episode #17 - Don’t Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole
Oct 16, 2018 • 136 min
In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody’s lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.
Episode #16 - Call our new studio line 512-333-1608
Oct 1, 2018 • 131 min
In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now! Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 512-333-1608
Episode #15 - Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid
Sep 25, 2018 • 150 min
In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!
Episode #14 - Soaked from the Bone
Sep 10, 2018 • 117 min
In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.
Episode #13 - Do you toss the salads yourself?
Sep 4, 2018 • 126 min
In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You’re gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.
Episode #12 - 2 Swingin’ For This
Aug 28, 2018 • 102 min
In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin’ good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy! Follow the show on Instagram:…
Episode #11 - AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody Pooped in the Bed
Aug 23, 2018 • 138 min
In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed. Follow the show on Instagram:…
Episode #10 - Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION)
Aug 13, 2018 • 134 min
In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves… A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can’t stop singing “MMM MMM MMM MMM.” Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on…
Episode #9 - Boobs vs. Butts
Aug 7, 2018 • 133 min
In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches,…
Episode #8 - Pork ‘n Puddin’
Jul 30, 2018 • 125 min
In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin’ days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.
Episode #7 - Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners
Jul 23, 2018 • 137 min
In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.
Episode #6 - Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster
Jul 16, 2018 • 123 min
In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to the…
Episode #5 - Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death
Jul 9, 2018 • 108 min
Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die?…
Episode #4 - Ignore The First Three Episodes
Jul 5, 2018 • 83 min
In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we’re not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.
Episode #3 - Havin’ a Roni
Jul 2, 2018 • 85 min
In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.
Episode #2 - New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things
Jun 25, 2018 • 89 min
In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what’s inside of Jesse’s trunk. Listen now.
Episode #1 - The Pilot
Jun 18, 2018 • 90 min
In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton’s recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.