Dad Jokes Daily

Dad Jokes Daily

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A daily source of the most cringe worthy comedy. Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself … we all have a guilty pleasure!)


Why is No one Friends With Yogi?
Oct 14 • 0 min
Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔
Which Vegetable Hates War the Most?
Oct 13 • 0 min
Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔
The Teacher Who Drew On The Window
Oct 12
Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?
What food do monkeys eat?
Oct 3 • 0 min
What food do monkeys eat?
Shout Out
Aug 30 • 0 min
Shout out to all those people asking …
Holding The Door Open
Aug 29 • 0 min
Something pretty lovely happened today …
Nations Capitol
Aug 28 • 0 min
Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Aug 27 • 0 min
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Hit in the head with a soda can
Aug 26 • 0 min
Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?
Nobel Prize
Aug 23 • 0 min
Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize …
A Year as a Vegetarian
Aug 19 • 0 min
I just spent a year as a vegetarian…
Dogs Chasing People On Bikes
Aug 16 • 0 min
The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes …
Fire Pit
Aug 15 • 0 min
Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit …
Sign Language
Aug 14 • 0 min
I know sign language
The Bad Sport
Aug 13
The Bad Sport Baseball Player
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Aug 12 • 0 min
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
A Good Egg Roll
Aug 9 • 0 min
How do you make a good egg roll?
Three Conspiracy Theorists
Aug 8 • 0 min
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar …
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
Jul 26 • 0 min
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
Someone Stole My Lamps
Jul 25 • 0 min
Someone Stole My Lamps
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Jul 24 • 0 min
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
A Car out of Spaghetti?
Jul 23 • 0 min
A car out of spaghetti?
Do French Men Play Video Games?
Jul 22 • 0 min
Do French men play video games?
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
Jul 19 • 0 min
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
Jul 18 • 0 min
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
What do you call a dead parrot?
Jul 17 • 0 min
What do you call a dead parrot?
What do you call a nose without a body?
Jul 16 • 0 min
What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a communist sniper?
Jul 15 • 0 min
What do you call a communist sniper?
I’m Colour Blind?!?
Jul 12 • 0 min
I’m Colour Blind?!?
Hippo or Zippo?
Jul 11 • 0 min
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo
Drinking Brake Fluid
Jul 10 • 0 min
My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid …
Picture in Jail
Jul 9 • 0 min
Picture in Jail
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
Jul 8 • 0 min
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
My Wife Needs More Space
Jul 5 • 0 min
My Wife Needs More Space
Twenty Happy Years
Jul 4 • 0 min
Twenty Happy Years
Past, Present & Future
Jul 3 • 0 min
Past, Present and Future
I Upset Someone on The Bus
Jul 2 • 0 min
Upset someone on the bus
Is Mum a Good Cook?
Jul 1 • 0 min
Is Mum a Good Cook?
I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years
Jun 28 • 0 min
I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years…
My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty
Jun 25 • 0 min
My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night …
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
Apr 12 • 0 min
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
Apr 11 • 0 min
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
What Rhymes With Oranges?
Apr 10 • 0 min
What Rhymes With Oranges?
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Apr 9 • 0 min
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Transcript From The Trial
Apr 8 • 0 min
Transcript From The Trial
Don’t Call Me Shirley
Apr 5 • 0 min
Don’t Call Me Shirley
If You’re An American Before You Go To The Bathroom …
Apr 4 • 0 min
If You’re An American Before You Go To The Bathroom …
Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
Apr 3 • 0 min
Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
I Like Telling Dad Jokes
Mar 29 • 0 min
Confession - I like telling Dad jokes …
Stolen Microsoft Office
Mar 28 • 0 min
To who ever has my copy of Microsoft Office …
What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday?
Mar 27 • 0 min
What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday???
Invisible Man’s Job Offer
Mar 26 • 0 min
Why didn’t the invisible man accept the job offer?
French Fries
Mar 25 • 0 min
Did you know that French Fries weren’t originally made in France?
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer
Mar 22 • 0 min
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer …
My Son Asked For A Bookmark
Mar 21 • 0 min
My Son asked “Can I have a book mark?”
I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling
Mar 20 • 0 min
I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling …
A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
Mar 19 • 0 min
A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
Mar 18 • 0 min
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
Mar 15 • 0 min
Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
I’ve Never Been to a Gun Range
Mar 14 • 0 min
I’ve Never Been to a Gun Range
The Rotation of the Earth
Mar 13 • 0 min
The Rotation of the Earth …
Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
Mar 12 • 0 min
Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
Giant Pile of Cats
Mar 5 • 0 min
What do you call a giant pile of cats?
Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
Dec 25, 2018 • 0 min
Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
Dec 25, 2018 • 0 min
Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
Dec 25, 2018 • 0 min
What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
Wouldn’t Buy Velcro
Dec 4, 2018 • 0 min
Wouldn’t Buy Velcro …
What Did The Grape Do?
Dec 3, 2018 • 0 min
What Did The Grape Do?
Jokes About Retired People
Nov 19, 2018 • 0 min
Jokes About Retired People
Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up?
Nov 19, 2018 • 0 min
Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up By Itself?
How Does a Penguin Build It’s House
Nov 17, 2018 • 0 min
How Does a Penguin Build It’s House?
What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe
Nov 15, 2018 • 0 min
What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe?
What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car
Nov 13, 2018 • 0 min
What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car?
Spanish Fireman
Nov 10, 2018 • 0 min
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman?
Coffee Police Report
Nov 9, 2018 • 0 min
I was just reading a story about a coffee that filed a police report …
A Joke About Paper
Nov 8, 2018 • 0 min
A Joke About Paper?
Pterodactyl Toilet
Oct 27, 2018 • 0 min
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Lose Your Contacts
Oct 26, 2018 • 0 min
What happens when your phone looses all its contacts?
Just A Fan
Oct 25, 2018 • 1 min
Just a fan, getting in touch, saying how good a job I’m doing. So. Ya’know. 😊
Prison Library
Oct 4, 2018 • 0 min
I’ve been offered a job in a prison library…
What Day Scares Eggs?
Sep 27, 2018 • 0 min
What Day Scares Eggs?
Nostalgia
Sep 14, 2018 • 0 min
Thats the thing about nostalgia …
Pictures of Peter Pan
Sep 13, 2018 • 0 min
Pictures of Peter Pan
My Wife Told Me I Was Average
Sep 11, 2018 • 0 min
My Wife Told Me I Was Average …
Gullible
Sep 10, 2018 • 0 min
Gullible
I Make Up New Words
Sep 7, 2018 • 0 min
I make up new words all the time …
Refusing To Take A Nap
Sep 6, 2018 • 0 min
What Do You Call A Can of Soup
Aug 29, 2018 • 0 min
What Do You Call A Can of Soup …
Writing a Joke About Construction
Aug 28, 2018 • 0 min
Writing a Joke About Construction …
Stop Impersonating a Flamingo
Aug 27, 2018 • 0 min
Stop Impersonating a Flamingo …
I Don’t Trust Stairs
Aug 17, 2018 • 0 min
I don’t trust stairs anymore …
Why Are Skeletons So Calm?
Aug 15, 2018 • 0 min
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is 6 Afraid of 7?
Aug 14, 2018 • 0 min
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
How Does Steve Get Exercise
Aug 8, 2018 • 0 min
How does Steve (from Minecraft) get exercise?
I’m on a Seafood Diet
Aug 7, 2018 • 0 min
I’m on a seafood diet actually …
What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Aug 6, 2018 • 0 min
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What Did The Zero Say
Aug 4, 2018 • 0 min
What did the 0 say to the 8?
What Did The Baby Corn Say?
Aug 3, 2018 • 0 min
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Slept Like a Baby
Aug 2, 2018 • 0 min
I slept like a baby last night …
Slept Like a Log
Aug 1, 2018 • 0 min
I slept like a log last night …
Whiskey Diet
Jul 26, 2018 • 0 min
I’m on a new whiskey diet …
Why Was the Big Cat Disqualified
Jul 24, 2018 • 0 min
Why was the big cat disqualified from the olympics?
What Did The Daddy Spider Say
Jul 23, 2018 • 0 min
What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?
3 DVDs Back to Back
Jul 21, 2018 • 0 min
Last night a friend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back …
Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
Jul 20, 2018 • 0 min
A sandwich walks into a bar …
Deleting My German Friends
Jul 19, 2018 • 0 min
I’ve deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone contacts …
Giving Away Dead Batteries
Jul 18, 2018 • 0 min
I decided to give my dead batteries away today …
Termite Walks Into A Bar
Jul 13, 2018 • 0 min
A termite walks into a bar …
My Dogs Got No Nose
Jul 12, 2018 • 0 min
My dogs got no nose…
Invisible Man Got Married
Jul 11, 2018 • 0 min
The Invisible Man got married to the invisible woman…
Why Do Crabs Never Give
Jul 10, 2018 • 0 min
Why do crabs never give to charity…
Giraffe In A Pub
Jul 9, 2018 • 0 min
Man takes his giraffe into a pub…
What’s E.T. Short For
Jul 7, 2018 • 0 min
What’s E.T short for?
Proud Of My Nose
Jul 6, 2018 • 0 min
I’m really proud of my nose…
Two Birds Sitting On A Perch
Jul 5, 2018 • 0 min
Two Birds sitting on a perch…
What Did One Snowman Say
Jul 4, 2018 • 0 min
what did one snowman say to the other…
So Afraid Of Lifts
Jul 3, 2018 • 0 min
I’ve got a friend who’s so afraid of lifts…
How Can You Tell An Ant
Jul 2, 2018 • 0 min
How can you tell if an ant is a girl or a boy…
I Used to Be Indecisive
Jun 29, 2018 • 0 min
I Used to be indecisive …
How Many Apples
Jun 28, 2018 • 0 min
How Many Apples Grow On A Tree …
Mountain Climbers Baby
Jun 27, 2018 • 0 min
My Mate The Mountain Climber Had A Baby …
Restaurant On The Moon
Jun 26, 2018 • 0 min
Restaurant On The Moon…
Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely
Jun 25, 2018 • 0 min
Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely …
Call Me A Taxi
Jun 24, 2018 • 0 min
I Asked My Dad To Call Me A Taxi …
Can I Watch The TV?
Jun 23, 2018 • 0 min
Can I watch the TV? Yes … but …
The Original Dad Joke
Jun 22, 2018 • 0 min
The original ‘Dad Joke’ - what’s brown and sticky?
What Do You Call A Deer Part 2
Jun 21, 2018 • 0 min
What do you call a deer…
What Do You Call A Deer Part 1
Jun 21, 2018 • 0 min
What do you call a deer…
Long Time For A Table
Jun 20, 2018 • 0 min
Took the family out for dinner and it took a long time to get a table…
At The Barbers
Jun 19, 2018 • 0 min
I was at the barbers…
The Biggest Knight
Jun 18, 2018 • 0 min
Do you know who the biggest knight is…
Best Way To Communicate With Prison
Jun 17, 2018 • 0 min
Do you know the best way to communicate with someone in prison…
A Friend Who Lives In Switzerland
Jun 16, 2018 • 0 min
I’ve got a friend that lives on Switzerland…
Did You Hear About The Scarecrow
Jun 15, 2018 • 0 min
Did you hear about the scarecrow that got a medal…
Three Guys Walking Dowm The Street
Jun 14, 2018 • 0 min
There were three guys walking down the street…
Alright?
Jun 14, 2018 • 0 min
My boy asked me if I was alright…
Job In A Calendar Factory
Jun 13, 2018 • 0 min
Growing up I had a job in a calendar factory…
Drove Past A Cemetry
Jun 13, 2018 • 0 min
I drove past a cemetery the other day …
Don’t Trust Atoms
Jun 13, 2018 • 0 min
Don’t trust atoms…
Buying Milk
Jun 12, 2018 • 0 min
I was in the supermarket buying milk…
Apple Store Robbery
Jun 12, 2018 • 0 min
I saw a robbery at the apple store today …
Anti Gravity Book
Jun 12, 2018 • 0 min
I’m reading a book at the moment about Anti-Gravity…