GORM

GORM

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GORM, a podcast about RPGs and maybe improv.


63. Reality Rupture
Sep 22 • 109 min
What if VR were somehow more sinister than it is in real life? We explore this question with a special guest host! Reality Rupture is a game by Ross Coulbeck. Get it on itch or follow him on Twitter @RACoulbeck. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free…
62. The Evening News
Aug 21 • 40 min
BREAKING NEWS: Klorbo and his fellow sentient beings bring the days current events to you, the populace of the land without trees. The Evening News is a game by Eran Aviram. Get in on itch.io Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch…
61. Kobold Endeavour
Jul 28 • 71 min
Dragons, hoards and heists, a match made in heaven. Not since Tolkien has such a daring heist been described. And we didn’t even do any riddles! Kobold Endeavour is a game by Grant Howitt get it on itch.io Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games…
60. Jews in Canoes Part 2
Jul 7 • 65 min
The existence of a golem is sometimes a mixed blessing. Golems are not intelligent, and if commanded to perform a task, they will perform the instructions literally. In many depictions, Golems are inherently perfectly obedient. In its earliest known…
59. Jews in Canoes Part 1
Jul 4 • 54 min
Although canoes were once primarily a means of transport, with industrialization they became popular as recreational or sporting watercraft. In the early years of the 21st century they were often used in competitive racing, staged over multiple days and…
58. Definitely Human Part 2
Jun 16 • 64 min
THE BIG GAME IS IN TOWN. PC WORLD WAS A LIE. HUMANS ARE GROSS. Definitely Human is a game by JD Schut, get it on itch. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our website gormpodcast.com
57. Definitely Human Part 1
Jun 11 • 71 min
Hello fellow humans! Don’t mind us, we are just two cool humans sightseeing at these rocks! Oooh look at those rocks. They are culturally significant! Definitely Human is a game by JD Schut, get it on itch. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free…
56. Abhorrent Aliens
May 20 • 91 min
What have Weyland-Yutani been up to this time? Not content with with the biological strides made by the replicant David they have decided to direct the efforts of their enormous R&D department to splicing Xenomorph DNA with that of common earth animals.…
55. Moose Trip Again
May 5 • 55 min
Both male and female moose have a dewlap or bell, which is a fold of skin under the chin. Its exact use is unknown, but theories state that it might be used in mating, as a visual and olfactory signal, or as a dominance signal by males, as are the…
54. Dead Channel
Apr 28 • 82 min
“A zesty, charming sci-fi horror-thriller with better performances and far better production values than you’d expect.” Tim Brayton Review of “The Faculty” Dead Channel is a game by Grant Howitt, get it here. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free…
53. Pizza and Heroics
Apr 21 • 67 min
Calzone is widely agreed to be the superior form of pizza. 9/10 Neapolitans agree! Pizza and Heroics is a reskin of Lasers and Feelings by John Harper. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our website…
52. Black Knights: Weapons N Dahmer
Apr 7 • 83 min
Who said Vikings couldn’t be caring? More importantly who said Black Knights could?! Black Knights is a micro RPG made by us! Get it here on itch.io. Weapons N Dahmer is a premium micro expansion but the base game is free! Follow us on Twitter…
51. Big Mutherfuckin’ Crab Truckers
Mar 20 • 69 min
Perhaps we should say flippin’. We are clearly going for a 12A/PG-13 rating here. Big Mutherfuckin’ Crab Truckers is a game by Myles and MaleBox get it here. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our…
50. Deep in the Heart of Hexas
Mar 4 • 72 min
Someone down the tavern is cheating at cards and they gotta be stopped. Unfortunately plans are derailed when someone starts trying to spread the good word where aint nobody listening. Deep in the Heart of Hexas is a micro RPG made by us! (specifically…
49. Black Knights
Feb 25 • 82 min
Woe betide anyone who comes upon a Black Knight. The most belligerent and stupid of the knightly orders, they will stop at nothing to complete their quest… even if it costs them an arm and a leg. Caution: This episode contains frequent references to…
48. Gnoman’s Land
Feb 12 • 64 min
Good golly gracious! Gnomes?! Gin?! Gsilent Gs?! Gnoman’s Land is a micro RPG by Bob McGough. Get it here! See his other work at talesbybob.com! Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our website…
47. SeinForce
Feb 4 • 64 min
Seinfeld is one the most iconic and genre defining sitcoms to have ever graced the airwaves. Neither Tom nor Taylor have ever seen it. Now they have to roleplay characters from it. SeinForce is a micro RPG by Reddit user Funnel27. Get it here! Follow us…
46. Jason Statham’s New Year’s Eve Vacation
Dec 31, 2019 • 87 min
The year is 2019 going on 2020. The Fast and Furious franchise teeters on the edge. There is only one man’s entourage who can save it. The people who made this game (Hearty Dice Friends):…
45. Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins VS Business Goose’s Ivory Tower Part 3
Dec 24, 2019 • 47 min
In animal anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts (if present) of many vertebrate animals, opening at the vent. “Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins VS…
44. Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins VS Business Goose’s Ivory Tower Part 2
Dec 20, 2019 • 57 min
Marx, Engels and three penguins in a trenchcoat walk into a bar. They unionise the workforce of seals and bring the fight to the geese! I don’t understand this kind of joke. “Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins VS Business Goose’s Ivory Tower”…
43. Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins VS Business Goose’s Ivory Tower Part 1
Dec 17, 2019 • 51 min
TOO LONG HAVE THE GEESE LOOKED DOWN UPON US FROM THEIR IVORY TOWER! It is now the time for the proletariat penguins to rise up! No, not by flying, they’re flightless you fool. No they will use the stairs to traverse the tower… just like anyone else!…
42. Zealous Zombies
Dec 3, 2019 • 69 min
Zombies are gross, but are they necessarily the baddies? Probably… they eat people. Zealous Zombies is a game by Ross Coulbeck Download on itch Twitter @Ross_Tiger Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our…
41. What Have You Done? RUN, NUN, RUN! Part 2
Nov 12, 2019 • 62 min
We are nearly done with these nuns on the run, but not before they finish their fun and brandish more guns! Can they outrun the metric ton of cops before being overrun? Or will they succumb, one by one, to Devil #1 before their rituals are even begun? I…
40. What Have You Done? RUN, NUN, RUN! Part 1
Nov 5, 2019 • 60 min
Nuns, well known for their criminal compulsions, are not to be trusted. When confronted by a sister of the faith its best to acquiesce lest it be a nun on the run with a gun. Heed this warning even if it takes 1 hour and 18 seconds for it to truly sink…
39. Moguera57’s Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater RPG
Oct 25, 2019 • 61 min
Do pigs oink? Are squares the lamest shape? Is heaven a halfpipe? None of these questions are answered this episode but they are thematic at least. Moguera57’s Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater RPG is an RPG by Reddit user u/Moguera57. Download it here. Follow us on…
38. Marvin’s Mysterious Temple
Oct 1, 2019 • 69 min
Join a rat man and a jungle warrior as they follow the ever increasingly large Marvin to possible doom. Mythology has not seen such adulteration since 2011’s classic film “Immortals”! Marvin’s Mysterious Temple is a game by Ross Coulbeck Download…
37. Lambduh
Sep 10, 2019
Jeremy Lee Renner is an American actor. He began his career by appearing in independent films such as Dahmer and Neo Ned. Renner is also a singer-songwriter, guitarist, keyboardist, and drummer. Download Lambduh gormpodcast.itch.io/lambduh Follow us on…
36. GORM LAB - Lambduh
Aug 19, 2019 • 69 min
The boys are at it again, making RPGs nobody asked for! This week we playtest our new jargon fueled imposter syndrome simulator “Lambduh”. Follow us on Twitter @gormpodcast Find free games on itch gormpodcast.itch.io Check out our website gormpodcast.com
35. Bonsai Brawlers
Aug 16, 2019 • 63 min
As bonsai trees we decide to reject zen and start a fight with a rival neighbourhood gang. We hope to give them a sappy ear. This week we are playing Bonsai Brawlers, a game by Sinta Posadas. Buy it here: https://diwatamnl.itch.io/bonsai-brawlers And of…
34. Moose Trip
Aug 7, 2019 • 44 min
In this episode we play a lovely little game called Moose Trip. Chill out with us as we ponder on the colour pink and associated moose issues. Moose Trip is one of many games by Kira Magrann. Find it here: https://kiramagrann.itch.io/moose-trip And her…
33. Roll For Shoes Part 3
Jul 17, 2019 • 58 min
“Dragon Hoarders” is an often painful look inside a disease that can bury its sufferer — literally at times — in its symptoms. Each hourlong episode profiles a dragon on the verge of a personal crisis, all caused by the fact that they are unable to part…
32. Roll For Shoes Part 2
Jul 10, 2019 • 52 min
A trebuchet is a type of catapult that uses a swinging arm to throw a projectile. It was a common powerful siege engine until the advent of gunpowder. It sometimes is used to throw livestock at ranges of over 100 cows. Find the rules for Roll For Shoes…
31. Roll For Shoes Part 1
Jul 2, 2019 • 76 min
Weddings are stressful, especially when you have to roll for everything first. Can our first class wedding wizards put on the best wedding you have ever heard? Listening is the only way to know! Find the rules for Roll For Shoes here at…
30. Escape From Triassic Park Part 3
May 28, 2019 • 68 min
Applicable ticket and valid identification confirmation are required for entry, re-entry or if applicable, crossover into any park on each day of the ticket’s validity. Tickets used to redeem or access benefits and entitlements such as Dino FASTPASS+…
29. Escape From Triassic Park Part 2
May 21, 2019 • 48 min
So God created dino in his own image, in the image of God he created them; herbivore and carnivore he created them. Dino Genesis 1:27 Escape From Triassic Park is a game by T. Tsai and M. Tillery. The game:…
28. Escape From Triassic Park Part 1
May 7, 2019 • 55 min
Sometimes it comes out both ways. Sometimes it is venemous as well… Escape From Triassic Park is a game by T. Tsai and M. Tillery. The game: https://66.media.tumblr.com/a16b6812ecdd1534895fabe328d3beec/tumblr_orcyc5R4Tu1sobe4uo1_r1_1280.gif Their website:…
27. Scrolls & Swords & Powers & Punches
Apr 16, 2019 • 73 min
Building upon the success of our recent playthroughs of Scrolls & Swords we decided to add another game on top. Scrolls & Swords is by Reddit user McDie88 and is a reskin of Lasers and Feelings The Game:…
26. Scrolls & Swords Part 2
Mar 27, 2019 • 53 min
The Time Monster is the fifth and final serial of the ninth season of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, which was first broadcast in six weekly parts on BBC1 from 20 May to 24 June 1972. Twitter @gormpodcast…
25. Scrolls & Swords Part 1
Mar 19, 2019 • 56 min
Method acting is a range of training and rehearsal techniques that seek to encourage sincere and emotionally expressive performances, as formulated by a number of different theatre practitioners. These techniques are built on Stanislavski’s system,…
24. Pyramids
Mar 4, 2019 • 48 min
Sarcophagus - noun - a stone coffin, typically adorned with a sculpture or inscription and associated with the ancient civilizations of Egypt, Rome, and Greece. Find Pyramids for free at pyramids.gormpodcast.com! Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter:…
23. GORM LAB - Pyramids Again
Feb 19, 2019 • 67 min
We play our RPG Pyramids again, this time with 80% more rules thought of. Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter: @gormpodcast
22. GORM LAB - Pyramids
Jan 22, 2019 • 52 min
We try something new as Tom is away. Listen to Taylor and George play test an RPG we are developing called Pyramids. Can Amus the Anus escape the pyramid? Will the rules even allow him to? Find out by listening I guess. Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter:…
21. Jason Statham’s Belated Christmas Vacation
Jan 4, 2019 • 60 min
It’s Christmas! In January?! What do you mean Tom forgot to upload his audio? Who am I talking to anyway? Jason Statham needs to buy his Christmas gifts damn it! We don’t have time for this. Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter: @gormpodcast The people who…
20. Office Talk Part 3
Dec 20, 2018 • 59 min
Dynocorp parties are fun, because Dynocorp parties are mandatory! Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcastOur website https://gormpodcast.com/
19. Office Talk Part 2
Dec 4, 2018 • 57 min
When scientists discover how to shrink humans to five inches tall as a solution to overpopulation, Paul (Matt Damon) and his wife Audrey (Kristen Wiig) decide to abandon their stressed lives in order to get small and move to a new downsized community — a…
18. Office Talk Part 1
Nov 28, 2018 • 65 min
The workers are hungry and need their paste meals, Nigel and Duncan are their only hope. Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcastOur website https://gormpodcast.com/
17. Law Order and Sentencing Part 3
Nov 6, 2018 • 62 min
It is the spookiest night of the year… November 2nd, so we are doing a Halloween episode I guess? Jeff Bridges aint got nothing on our take on RIPD. Download Law Order and Sentencing here: https://gormpodcast.com/rpgs/Law%20Order%20And%20Sentencing.pdf…
16. Law Order and Sentencing Part 2
Oct 23, 2018 • 61 min
We’re in Gangland USA where the traffic is bad, but the crime is worse… Download Law Order and Sentencing here: https://gormpodcast.com/rpgs/Law%20Order%20And%20Sentencing.pdf Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcastOur website…
15. Law Order and Sentencing Part 1
Oct 16, 2018 • 69 min
The ride along goes nautical as the plot collapses in on itself. Download Law Order and Sentencing here: https://gormpodcast.com/rpgs/Law%20Order%20And%20Sentencing.pdf Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcastOur website…
14. Lasers and Feelings Part 3
Oct 9, 2018 • 65 min
We delay the heat death of the universe just a little longer as we make things hot in space!Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcastOur website https://gormpodcast.com/Lasers and Feelings is a game by John HarperThe Game:…
13. Lasers and Feelings Part 2
Sep 11, 2018 • 58 min
A totally real doctor and some guy from Yorkshire Prime take on space and things in it. Lasers and Feelings is a game by John Harper The Game: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf His Website: http://www.onesevendesign.com/
12. Lasers and Feelings Part 1
Sep 4, 2018 • 63 min
There is only one cure for birds in space: feelings! Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website https://gormpodcast.com/ Lasers and Feelings is a game by John Harper The Game: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf His…
11. (BONUS) Tales From The GORM 1
Aug 21, 2018 • 36 min
This week we tried something new and different. You be the judge of how well it went. Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website https://gormpodcast.com/ Check out The Paper Kobold at https://www.blubrry.com/thepaperkobold/ Check out…
10. Honey Heist Part 3
Aug 7, 2018 • 51 min
Unfortunately it turns into bear porno. Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website https://gormpodcast.com/ Honey Heist is a game by Grant Howitt The Game: https://imgur.com/gallery/Zpg4G His Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gshowitt
9. Honey Heist Part 2
Jul 31, 2018 • 65 min
Yeeha Billy Bob… them bears are at it again… and they got nipples… (Watch out for the honey badget nip slip) Guys I think I fucked up. Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website https://gormpodcast.com/ Honey Heist is a game by Grant…
8. Honey Heist Part 1
Jul 24, 2018 • 78 min
A sleepy fishing village in the north of England is the setting for the greatest heist of all time. Not everyone will survive. Oh and also there is an arcade! Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website https://gormpodcast.com/ Honey…
7. Everyone is John Part 3
Jul 10, 2018 • 57 min
“You are a John! And you are a John! Everyone is a John!” - Oprah Winfrey Probably This week we are playing Everyone is John 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John The OG:…
6. Everyone is John Part 2
Jul 3, 2018 • 58 min
I’m tired of these motherfucking voices in my motherfucking head on this motherfucking plane! This week we are playing Everyone is John 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John The OG:…
5. Everyone is John Part 1
Jun 26, 2018 • 50 min
“I’m Spartacus!” “No, I am Spartacus!” “No… I am Spartacus!” “… Err I am John?” This week we are playing Everyone is John 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John The OG:…
4. Jason Statham’s Big Vacation Part 4
Jun 12, 2018 • 71 min
Jason Statham’s holiday finally descends truly into madness, or is it just the peyote? Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter: @gormpodcast The people who made this game (Hearty Dice Friends):…
3. Jason Statham’s Big Vacation Part 3
Jun 5, 2018 • 45 min
A lawyer and a tour guide walk into a petting zoo. Website: gormpodcast.com Twitter: @gormpodcast The people who made this game (Hearty Dice Friends): https://soundcloud.com/hearty-dice-friends/episode-56-jason-stathams-big-vacation Download the game…
2. Jason Statham’s Big Vacation Part 2
May 29, 2018 • 37 min
After the incident at The Ritz Jason wants to cool off and have a relaxing spa day, unfortunately The Wesley Sniper has other almost physics defying plans. The people who made this game (Hearty Dice Friends):…
1. Jason Statham’s Big Vacation Part 1
May 22, 2018 • 46 min
Jason Statham wants to go fishing. Can his lawyer and agent achieve the impossible, avoiding Vin Diesel, slippery trout and Hollywood perverts? Probably! The people who made this game (Hearty Dice Friends):…
0. What is GORM? (Trailer)
Dec 31, 2017 • 3 min
GORM is a comedy RPG podcast with an improvisational feel. We play silly micro RPGs and crack wise in the process. Subscribe on your favourite podcast app (links on our website below). Twitter @gormpodcast https://twitter.com/gormpodcast Our website…